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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Always talk about Webbek and I almost forgot to mention
this Texas Tech.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You ever heard of it? Well, yes I have. As
a matter of fact, has it happened? Have they taken
their guns away?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The outgoing Texas Tech chancellor has just directed the faculty
to recognize only two sexes in classroom instructions.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, all right, then, nothing about the guns. Leave the
guns alone. No, nothing about guns, Billy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Why would they take guns away? In Lubbock, we have
a campus carry. In Texas, it's completely legal to have
a gun on campus. You know, Texas Tech they do
a little thing called guns up.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh if you heard of it or not, Yeah, that's
their thing. Pew pew pew.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh that's when they hold their fingers up and pretend
to shoot into the sky.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, that's their things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Shouldn't do that because the bullets fall back to earth
and then sometimes they hurt people. Well they pretend, mister Counteth,
I never it's finger gun. But you know there as
deadly as a pop tart gun.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I've heard that.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh yeah, it's it's it's bad bad. Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I could go for a pop tart right about now.
You like a pop tart. I could go for it. Yeah,
Now do you want it plane or do you want
the icing on it? I want icing on it? This
is America.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Why do would they even make plane once they came
out with the icing on the top of the pop
tart because yeah, you want it without yet. No, that's
like selling Oreos without the cream in the middle.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It won't work.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's just a wafer. Nobody wants a wafer, chocolate wafer
lame anyway, it is all black, that would be nice,
that's true. It's really black. He's right, you know, well
they could make the cream black.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, it's no. Now you're starting messing with Oreos. You're
being ridiculous. If I am, I'm being silly.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're not gonna make the cream black. All right.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Paris Fashion Week's going on right now, real exciting. There's
all these models in Paris right now, and they want
to come home. But I noticed, uh, you know we've
got all these about immigration.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, can we just leave some of them over there?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You said they come home, that this is already their home,
so what can't they come back?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
All right? Some of them aren't technically Americans. They just
work here.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
They're like, uh, well we'll get the taxes from them, right,
Well that's what they said.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's what they say.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I finally was affected by a tariff. Yesterday, you had
tariffs on you. I bought a T shirt on the
internet and I forgot that I bought it, and so
I was going to get delivered yesterday and I got
this email and I thought it was a scam at first.
From what's it called DHL or whatever that is delivery service. Sure,
they messaged me and they go, you got to pay
the tariff to get your shirt. I was like, how
(02:41):
much is the tariff? They go twenty bucks?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Wait, wait, you paid for delivery from wherever you got
the shirt, right, and tax and all? And then now
there's another charge. Yeah, now here's the kicker. So the
shirt gets delivered yesterday. It didn't fit, did you know
from TMU? It was too big, very low. Those are
usually too small.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It was boxy, which I guess is in style, but
I just want my clothes to fit normal.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Did it come from you know where the samo ones live? No,
it came from Europe, Like yeah, Samoa's so whatever, And
I don't all live there, some of them live in Hawaii.
Some of them live where the rock lives, right, that's right,
wherever that is? Yeah, mostly in your head, Hollywood probably.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So what was the shirt?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What was so special about this shirt that you had
to order it from overseas?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I just I was on the internet and I ordered
a shirt and I didn't realize it was coming from Europe.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I just thought, you know, we have shirts for sale
at Walton Johnson dot com in the merch department. There's
a store there. You could have got your shirt delivered.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And then it would have been better.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No, you're totally right, and those are just better shirts,
Yes they are. I felt like a real jerk after that.
I could have gone to high Love WJ dot com,
where we have all new merch today. Oh really Yeah,
there's always new stuff going on, no idea. And it
looks great too. You're gonna look really good at it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Will it fit?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean yeah, if he ordered the right size, it'll fit. Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Unless your name is Jay Cutler, nothing seems to fit
for him lately. Jay Cutler has begun serving a four
day jail sentence in Franklin, Tennessee, after pleading guilty to
one count of misdemeanor.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Duy and who is this fella?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, he used to be the quarterback for the Broncos
THEIRS NFL Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay, well, I'm sorry I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He has been booked into the Williamson County Jail and
he has to serve four days behind bars as part
of a deal he cut with prosecutors to bring an
end to his DUI case in Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'll not do that.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Ought not In exchange for cutting a deal, the Williamson
County prosecutors dismissed the weapon charge. Now I know what
you're thinking, my weapons. How bad is this guy? It
turns out he's a maga Republican. Oh no, Now there's
a photo of him wearing a Trump hat on the internet.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He owns guns. Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's probably what got him into trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Probably that and that whole Trump business, that in being
involved in a traffic accident in twenty twenty four where
he was intoxicated. But other than that, I think he's
only getting picked up because he's a republic That's right,
that's the real region. Yeah, leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Ken has already emailed about pop tarts. We were just
chatting about he he probably doesn't want me to read this.
If his wife's well, I guess she knows by now
what happened? He said, you were just talking about the
pop tarts with the icing, and he said, I found
out after a couple of years of marriage, my wife's
favorite pop tart is strawberry, no frosting.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh yeah, divorce her. That's when I realized my wife
is a psychopath, just like all the other women. I
don't know if all of them are not nice. Most
women I know eat icing on a pop tart you
would expect, you know, but they could be psycho some
other way. You never noticed how women eat. It's really interesting.
They'll order something, they'll take a couple of bites, and
(05:48):
then they'll get full. Do you every think about that.
That's well, that is weird, and that's strange.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You're supposed to get full when you get finished, right, Yeah,
they give you food on your plate, You eat it now.
If it's you know, if it's at home, you can
go back and get more.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I've never once complained that a woman couldn't finish your food,
because usually I get.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Told you, yeah, I'm sure you're scarfing it up.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What's right there. I mean, you know, I don't want
to be wasteful, but isn't that amazing? I almost have
never There are very few times in my life I
couldn't finish a meal, and yet women it's practically every
time they eat.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Starting to wonder do you have a tape for him?
What the hell is going on? Tom wants to.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Know why you don't just make yourself bigger to fit
in the shirt. You ever considered lifting weights? For example?
He wants to know, Well, that's what I'm doing on
days when I left. Did you guys know Tom's I
think having a little fun with you?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, no, he didn't know. Tom I left. Let I
lift today.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
On Tuesdays and Thursdays, Saturdays, those are weightlifting days. When
you're gonna grow into that shirt. I think it fits
pretty good. That's that one one, the one you just ordered. Well,
you know, you get a doubles too.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Big, you need to you need to start lifting a
little heavier.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I guess it was on the side of the box
that said it was a beefy tea. Now I like beef,
so I figured that was good. I didn't know it
was like for a fat boy or something.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You know that's cute.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, I've been witch hunt since day one. I've been
fighting acquisitions after acquisitions.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
So did I divide the city? Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, the city was divided before even stepped foot into
the office. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Say that still can I'm not proud of it. N
you know Trump's thing. No, I just felt like this
bumper music was a little slow. We had to beef
it up a little Vagina.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Thanks Trump, Thanks, That's really no way to beef things
up around here.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, we're trying to have fun for crying out out.
There's a war going on with the government shutdown. Everybody's
all negative, everyone's in a bad mood. We should do
something fun, like throw a comedy show or something.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, we've already got that one plan for Sunday. Maybe
we could just have some fun with that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
We do have a comedy show on Sunday, and we
have our biggest headliner yet who Well, in addition to
the Walton Johnson Show, Eric will be the special guest.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Jesse Payton's have featured.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Our headliner this time is none other than Texas comedy
legend Chad Praither. No way, Yeah, get out of here. No, really,
he's gonna be there. He's obligated to. He signed the
contract and everything. Well that'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
If he doesn't do it, I don't know. We have
dirt on Chad Prathers. So he has to go to
the comedy show on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm being told that there's an urgent phone call that
you need to take immediately.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh it's Chad. He's on the line right now.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh oh that guy.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Chad. Are you there?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
What what do you mean I'm headlining? This is news
to me to prepare.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
See, I told you, yeah, you got to take notes
and stuff. Dude, Chad, Chad, how you been brother?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Chad?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Where are you Montgomery County? Where are you right now?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I'm in Montgomery County. But now I'm under pressure. That's
where I am. I'm under pressure because now I got
to go try to be funny.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Can He says, you're hilarious? So he's good. I've seen
him play all over the country.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I've done a bunch of shows at Chad, Chad, are
you fired up for so?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're on the board technically for wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, and you've been a supporter.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
For that want to be or not?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh yeah, I love those guys. They're good. They're good
folks man. You know, they do a good thing.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And people think about wheelchairs and they think, oh, you
just go out.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
And get a wheelchair, but you don't.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I mean, you've got to spend the rest of your
life in a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's a pretty.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Sophisticated thing with the fitting and the proper deal based
on your lifestyle and things like that.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I mean, these wheelchairs are expensive.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
They can be like sixty five seventy five eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
So what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
And by the way, everybody says, well it's for veterans
and things, it's not.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's for first responders.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I mean, it's an amazing organization, Wheelchairs for Warriors. I
encourage everybody to get involved with them.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I love that man. That's very cool.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And you know, not for nothing here but today the
Secretary Award Pete Hegsath, he's given a speech right now
telling all of the generals and admirals that they're fired.
No that's not what he's telling them. Basically that you
know that men and women have to do the same
amount of push ups if they want to be in
the marine.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's time for these boys to man up again like
they used to. There's only going to be two genders
and that sort of thing. What how do you feel
about the new Department of War, Chad?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I mean, I think he's pretty consistent with all of it, right.
I mean, it's the same thing that he's been saying
the whole time. So it's not like he's you know,
he's not sticking his finger up in the air and
seeing which way the winds are blowing, which I like.
I think we've dealt with politicians and bureacrats for too long.
Who are who are out there trying to, you know,
see what the polls are saying. And he comes out
and says, no, We're going to do it this way,
And I like it. We need our we need we
(10:30):
need our girls in uniform to be to man up.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
My god, right, you know what I was wondering, is
Rachel Levin still an admiral? She was an admiral and
is she there right now?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
My god, I hope the cross dressing weirdo?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah, I think I think I think he's painting his
nails somewhere in retirement these days.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Uh, you know, hang hang up the blue suit.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
But I mean, will you compare this administration to the
last administration. I mean, have you ever seen such a
carnival as what I mean, basically everything is in this
country these days. But but this last administration we had,
I mean, Joe wasn't there. We know he was licking
the basement windows somewhere, but he had no clue what
was going on. But I mean the crazy circus that
(11:14):
there was out and then the but the thing people
get offended by is to come out and say, we
actually want people who join the military to be killers,
like we want him to be warfighters, right.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
We want them.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I want I want my military to be like that
opening scene with Ingladiator where they where they send the
guy out to ask for peace and they throw his
head back down the hill.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I want that like that.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And then yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I mean, let's go, Maximus, Decimus, Meridius, let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It does feel like our tone is a little different
than their tone. You know, when Biden was in charge,
he stood in front of that bility in Philadelphia with
the dark red lights, very ominous and said that Maga
dark Maga was ruining America. And then Trump when he
makes fun of Joe, he doesn't call him a Nazi.
He just made a meme about the auto pen r
and framed it and put it on That was very funny.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I think funny. It was cute. No one's gonna get
assassinated over a meme joke.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But boy, does feel like we treat them a little
different than they treat us, isn't it, Chad?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
And you know, I've been in the West Wing. I've
been in the Oval Office. When you walk out of
the Oval Office into where the secretaries are, where the
assistants are, Trump's got his own mug shot hanging there.
So I mean Trump trolls itself. You know, if you
that's the difference between this administration and the progressive re
re left is they can't make fun of themselves. I mean,
(12:34):
please don't come to the comedy show if you can't
take a joke Sunday night, Like, please don't come with
thin skin if you're easily offended.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, Jesse Peyton, There's a reason I've kept Jesse.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Payton on the road with me for six years is
because by the time I get on the stage. People
think I'm a saint, like they think I'm a godsin.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I'm a relief people breathe a deep sigh of relief.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
And I know that if there's any crazy purple hair,
septim ring wearing, you know, so many piercings in your
face that your skin whistle when the winds blow, if
there's any of those people in there with a tattoo
on their forehead, they leave before Jesse Effer leaves the stage,
and so I get all the happy fun people there.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
You go.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
That's a great way to go, dude. I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I've seen people walk out on Jesse Payton and his
feelings never get hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
He manages to survive it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Chad, you been doing this, You've you've been doing comedy
and music and podcasting and all that stuff for a while,
and you've seen the world change quite a bit over
the years, and you've always managed to keep a good
sense of humor. You know, any regrets, anything, you look
back on and you just think, well, you know, that
was a that was a weird moment in American history.
Maybe we should have pivoted, Maybe we should have gone
(13:41):
left when we went right.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Well, you know, people always ask me because it was
a time where I was, you know, writing sitcoms in Hollywood,
represented by Lionsgate and had management agency out of la
and I was always that guy that was sort of
like castigated and categorized because they knew I was a conservative.
And so people say, you know, your career would have
gone a lot further if you hadn't gotten into politics,
(14:04):
because I can remember in twenty fifteen during the primaries
when I said, trying to figure out which which a
candidate you want is like trying to figure out which venereal.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Disease you're mostly living with for the next four to
eight years. Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
And so at that point the die was cast because
when I went into the voting booth in fifteen, there
was a there was a box that said Hillary Clinton
in a box that said not Hillary Clinton, and I
checked that one and we.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Got Trump, and so the guy was cast man.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
And like when Trump won, I was like, hey, well look,
cool man, our guy won. And then they we didn't
know that that was going to make us a Nazi,
but you know that's the world we're living in. So no,
I don't have any regrets. I look back on it
and I've been blessed, have been fortunate. There's a cool
audience out there across the country that that you know.
I did a podcast yesterday with a with a with
a former NHL hockey player. It was up in Canada, dude,
(14:53):
and you know, these conservatives, they're out there, their voices
are out there, they're being heard, and now more than ever,
you know, we got an opportunity to kind of bring
some sanity back.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
If we'll do it, I love him, man.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
We're doing it Sunday night. Hell yeah, early evening, late afternoon.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What time five pm on Sunday at the bad Assternaut
Brewing Company. Chad Prayther is our headliner. Hilarious comedian, He's
a ton of fun. If you've never seen him perform before,
he is a rare opportunity to come out and see
him in Houston, Texas, in his hometown. Jesse Peyton, Eric Knowles,
the Walton and Johnson Crew one tax deductible. Get your
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tickets right now. Wheelchairs for Warriors, dot or or Chad.
We appreciate your time this morning, my man.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
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Speaker 3 (15:47):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Always talk about Webbek and I almost forgot to mention
this Texas Tech.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You ever heard of it? Well, yes I have. As
a matter of fact, has it happened? Have they taken
their guns away?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The outgoing Texas Tech chancellor has just directed the faculty
to recognize only two sexes in classroom instructions.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, all right, then, nothing about the guns. Leave the
guns alone. No, nothing about guns, Billy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Why would they take guns away? In Lubbock, we have
a campus carry. In Texas, it's completely legal to have
a gun on campus. You know, Texas Tech they do
a little thing called guns up.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh if you heard of it or not, Yeah, that's
their thing. Pew pew pew.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh that's when they hold their fingers up and pretend
to shoot into the sky.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, that's their things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Shouldn't do that because the bullets fall back to earth
and then sometimes they hurt people. Well they pretend, mister Counteth,
I never it's finger gun. But you know there as
deadly as a pop tart gun.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I've heard that.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh yeah, it's it's it's bad bad. Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I could go for a pop tart right about now.
You like a pop tart. I could go for it. Yeah,
Now do you want it plane or do you want
the icing on it? I want icing on it? This
is America.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Why do would they even make plane once they came
out with the icing on the top of the pop
tart because yeah, you want it without yet. No, that's
like selling Oreos without the cream in the middle.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It won't work.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's just a wafer. Nobody wants a wafer, chocolate wafer
lame anyway, it is all black, that would be nice,
that's true. It's really black. He's right, you know, well
they could make the cream black.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, it's no. Now you're starting messing with Oreos. You're
being ridiculous. If I am, I'm being silly.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're not gonna make the cream black. All right.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Paris Fashion Week's going on right now, real exciting. There's
all these models in Paris right now, and they want
to come home. But I noticed, uh, you know we've
got all these about immigration.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, can we just leave some of them over there?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You said they come home, that this is already their home,
so what can't they come back?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
All right? Some of them aren't technically Americans. They just
work here.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
They're like, uh, well we'll get the taxes from them, right,
Well that's what they said.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's what they say.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I finally was affected by a tariff. Yesterday, you had
tariffs on you. I bought a T shirt on the
internet and I forgot that I bought it, and so
I was going to get delivered yesterday and I got
this email and I thought it was a scam at first.
From what's it called DHL or whatever that is delivery service. Sure,
they messaged me and they go, you got to pay
the tariff to get your shirt. I was like, how
(02:41):
much is the tariff? They go twenty bucks?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Wait, wait, you paid for delivery from wherever you got
the shirt, right, and tax and all? And then now
there's another charge. Yeah, now here's the kicker. So the
shirt gets delivered yesterday. It didn't fit, did you know
from TMU? It was too big, very low. Those are
usually too small.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It was boxy, which I guess is in style, but
I just want my clothes to fit normal.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Did it come from you know where the samo ones live? No,
it came from Europe, Like yeah, Samoa's so whatever, And
I don't all live there, some of them live in Hawaii.
Some of them live where the rock lives, right, that's right,
wherever that is? Yeah, mostly in your head, Hollywood probably.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So what was the shirt?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What was so special about this shirt that you had
to order it from overseas?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I just I was on the internet and I ordered
a shirt and I didn't realize it was coming from Europe.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I just thought, you know, we have shirts for sale
at Walton Johnson dot com in the merch department. There's
a store there. You could have got your shirt delivered.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And then it would have been better.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No, you're totally right, and those are just better shirts,
Yes they are. I felt like a real jerk after that.
I could have gone to high Love WJ dot com,
where we have all new merch today. Oh really Yeah,
there's always new stuff going on, no idea. And it
looks great too. You're gonna look really good at it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Will it fit?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean yeah, if he ordered the right size, it'll fit. Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Unless your name is Jay Cutler, nothing seems to fit
for him lately. Jay Cutler has begun serving a four
day jail sentence in Franklin, Tennessee, after pleading guilty to
one count of misdemeanor.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Duy and who is this fella?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, he used to be the quarterback for the Broncos
THEIRS NFL Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay, well, I'm sorry I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He has been booked into the Williamson County Jail and
he has to serve four days behind bars as part
of a deal he cut with prosecutors to bring an
end to his DUI case in Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'll not do that.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Ought not In exchange for cutting a deal, the Williamson
County prosecutors dismissed the weapon charge. Now I know what
you're thinking, my weapons. How bad is this guy? It
turns out he's a maga Republican. Oh no, Now there's
a photo of him wearing a Trump hat on the internet.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He owns guns. Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's probably what got him into trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Probably that and that whole Trump business, that in being
involved in a traffic accident in twenty twenty four where
he was intoxicated. But other than that, I think he's
only getting picked up because he's a republic That's right,
that's the real region. Yeah, leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Ken has already emailed about pop tarts. We were just
chatting about he he probably doesn't want me to read this.
If his wife's well, I guess she knows by now
what happened? He said, you were just talking about the
pop tarts with the icing, and he said, I found
out after a couple of years of marriage, my wife's
favorite pop tart is strawberry, no frosting.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh yeah, divorce her. That's when I realized my wife
is a psychopath, just like all the other women. I
don't know if all of them are not nice. Most
women I know eat icing on a pop tart you
would expect, you know, but they could be psycho some
other way. You never noticed how women eat. It's really interesting.
They'll order something, they'll take a couple of bites, and
(05:48):
then they'll get full. Do you every think about that.
That's well, that is weird, and that's strange.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You're supposed to get full when you get finished, right, Yeah,
they give you food on your plate, You eat it now.
If it's you know, if it's at home, you can
go back and get more.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I've never once complained that a woman couldn't finish your food,
because usually I get.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Told you, yeah, I'm sure you're scarfing it up.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What's right there. I mean, you know, I don't want
to be wasteful, but isn't that amazing? I almost have
never There are very few times in my life I
couldn't finish a meal, and yet women it's practically every
time they eat.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Starting to wonder do you have a tape for him?
What the hell is going on? Tom wants to.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Know why you don't just make yourself bigger to fit
in the shirt. You ever considered lifting weights? For example?
He wants to know, Well, that's what I'm doing on
days when I left. Did you guys know Tom's I
think having a little fun with you?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, no, he didn't know. Tom I left. Let I
lift today.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
On Tuesdays and Thursdays, Saturdays, those are weightlifting days. When
you're gonna grow into that shirt. I think it fits
pretty good. That's that one one, the one you just ordered. Well,
you know, you get a doubles too.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Big, you need to you need to start lifting a
little heavier.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I guess it was on the side of the box
that said it was a beefy tea. Now I like beef,
so I figured that was good. I didn't know it
was like for a fat boy or something.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You know that's cute.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, I've been witch hunt since day one. I've been
fighting acquisitions after acquisitions.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
So did I divide the city? Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, the city was divided before even stepped foot into
the office. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Say that still can I'm not proud of it. N
you know Trump's thing. No, I just felt like this
bumper music was a little slow. We had to beef
it up a little Vagina.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Thanks Trump, Thanks, That's really no way to beef things
up around here.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, we're trying to have fun for crying out out.
There's a war going on with the government shutdown. Everybody's
all negative, everyone's in a bad mood. We should do
something fun, like throw a comedy show or something.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, we've already got that one plan for Sunday. Maybe
we could just have some fun with that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
We do have a comedy show on Sunday, and we
have our biggest headliner yet who Well, in addition to
the Walton Johnson Show, Eric will be the special guest.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Jesse Payton's have featured.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Our headliner this time is none other than Texas comedy
legend Chad Praither. No way, Yeah, get out of here. No, really,
he's gonna be there. He's obligated to. He signed the
contract and everything. Well that'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
If he doesn't do it, I don't know. We have
dirt on Chad Prathers. So he has to go to
the comedy show on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm being told that there's an urgent phone call that
you need to take immediately.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh it's Chad. He's on the line right now.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh oh that guy.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Chad. Are you there?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
What what do you mean I'm headlining? This is news
to me to prepare.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
See, I told you, yeah, you got to take notes
and stuff. Dude, Chad, Chad, how you been brother?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Chad?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Where are you Montgomery County? Where are you right now?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I'm in Montgomery County. But now I'm under pressure. That's
where I am. I'm under pressure because now I got
to go try to be funny.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Can He says, you're hilarious? So he's good. I've seen
him play all over the country.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I've done a bunch of shows at Chad, Chad, are
you fired up for so?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're on the board technically for wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, and you've been a supporter.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
For that want to be or not?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh yeah, I love those guys. They're good. They're good
folks man. You know, they do a good thing.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And people think about wheelchairs and they think, oh, you
just go out.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
And get a wheelchair, but you don't.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I mean, you've got to spend the rest of your
life in a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's a pretty.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Sophisticated thing with the fitting and the proper deal based
on your lifestyle and things like that.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I mean, these wheelchairs are expensive.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
They can be like sixty five seventy five eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
So what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
And by the way, everybody says, well it's for veterans
and things, it's not.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's for first responders.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I mean, it's an amazing organization, Wheelchairs for Warriors. I
encourage everybody to get involved with them.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I love that man. That's very cool.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And you know, not for nothing here but today the
Secretary Award Pete Hegsath, he's given a speech right now
telling all of the generals and admirals that they're fired.
No that's not what he's telling them. Basically that you
know that men and women have to do the same
amount of push ups if they want to be in
the marine.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's time for these boys to man up again like
they used to. There's only going to be two genders
and that sort of thing. What how do you feel
about the new Department of War, Chad?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I mean, I think he's pretty consistent with all of it, right.
I mean, it's the same thing that he's been saying
the whole time. So it's not like he's you know,
he's not sticking his finger up in the air and
seeing which way the winds are blowing, which I like.
I think we've dealt with politicians and bureacrats for too long.
Who are who are out there trying to, you know,
see what the polls are saying. And he comes out
and says, no, We're going to do it this way,
And I like it. We need our we need we
(10:30):
need our girls in uniform to be to man up.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
My god, right, you know what I was wondering, is
Rachel Levin still an admiral? She was an admiral and
is she there right now?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
My god, I hope the cross dressing weirdo?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah, I think I think I think he's painting his
nails somewhere in retirement these days.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Uh, you know, hang hang up the blue suit.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
But I mean, will you compare this administration to the
last administration. I mean, have you ever seen such a
carnival as what I mean, basically everything is in this
country these days. But but this last administration we had,
I mean, Joe wasn't there. We know he was licking
the basement windows somewhere, but he had no clue what
was going on. But I mean the crazy circus that
(11:14):
there was out and then the but the thing people
get offended by is to come out and say, we
actually want people who join the military to be killers,
like we want him to be warfighters, right.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
We want them.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I want I want my military to be like that
opening scene with Ingladiator where they where they send the
guy out to ask for peace and they throw his
head back down the hill.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I want that like that.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And then yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I mean, let's go, Maximus, Decimus, Meridius, let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It does feel like our tone is a little different
than their tone. You know, when Biden was in charge,
he stood in front of that bility in Philadelphia with
the dark red lights, very ominous and said that Maga
dark Maga was ruining America. And then Trump when he
makes fun of Joe, he doesn't call him a Nazi.
He just made a meme about the auto pen r
and framed it and put it on That was very funny.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I think funny. It was cute. No one's gonna get
assassinated over a meme joke.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But boy, does feel like we treat them a little
different than they treat us, isn't it, Chad?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
And you know, I've been in the West Wing. I've
been in the Oval Office. When you walk out of
the Oval Office into where the secretaries are, where the
assistants are, Trump's got his own mug shot hanging there.
So I mean Trump trolls itself. You know, if you
that's the difference between this administration and the progressive re
re left is they can't make fun of themselves. I mean,
(12:34):
please don't come to the comedy show if you can't
take a joke Sunday night, Like, please don't come with
thin skin if you're easily offended.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, Jesse Peyton, There's a reason I've kept Jesse.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Payton on the road with me for six years is
because by the time I get on the stage. People
think I'm a saint, like they think I'm a godsin.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I'm a relief people breathe a deep sigh of relief.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
And I know that if there's any crazy purple hair,
septim ring wearing, you know, so many piercings in your
face that your skin whistle when the winds blow, if
there's any of those people in there with a tattoo
on their forehead, they leave before Jesse Effer leaves the stage,
and so I get all the happy fun people there.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
You go.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
That's a great way to go, dude. I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I've seen people walk out on Jesse Payton and his
feelings never get hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
He manages to survive it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Chad, you been doing this, You've you've been doing comedy
and music and podcasting and all that stuff for a while,
and you've seen the world change quite a bit over
the years, and you've always managed to keep a good
sense of humor. You know, any regrets, anything, you look
back on and you just think, well, you know, that
was a that was a weird moment in American history.
Maybe we should have pivoted, Maybe we should have gone
(13:41):
left when we went right.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Well, you know, people always ask me because it was
a time where I was, you know, writing sitcoms in Hollywood,
represented by Lionsgate and had management agency out of la
and I was always that guy that was sort of
like castigated and categorized because they knew I was a conservative.
And so people say, you know, your career would have
gone a lot further if you hadn't gotten into politics,
(14:04):
because I can remember in twenty fifteen during the primaries
when I said, trying to figure out which which a
candidate you want is like trying to figure out which venereal.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Disease you're mostly living with for the next four to
eight years. Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
And so at that point the die was cast because
when I went into the voting booth in fifteen, there
was a there was a box that said Hillary Clinton
in a box that said not Hillary Clinton, and I
checked that one and we.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Got Trump, and so the guy was cast man.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
And like when Trump won, I was like, hey, well look,
cool man, our guy won. And then they we didn't
know that that was going to make us a Nazi,
but you know that's the world we're living in. So no,
I don't have any regrets. I look back on it
and I've been blessed, have been fortunate. There's a cool
audience out there across the country that that you know.
I did a podcast yesterday with a with a with
a former NHL hockey player. It was up in Canada, dude,
(14:53):
and you know, these conservatives, they're out there, their voices
are out there, they're being heard, and now more than ever,
you know, we got an opportunity to kind of bring
some sanity back.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
If we'll do it, I love him, man.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
We're doing it Sunday night. Hell yeah, early evening, late afternoon.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What time five pm on Sunday at the bad Assternaut
Brewing Company. Chad Prayther is our headliner. Hilarious comedian, He's
a ton of fun. If you've never seen him perform before,
he is a rare opportunity to come out and see
him in Houston, Texas, in his hometown. Jesse Peyton, Eric Knowles,
the Walton and Johnson Crew one tax deductible. Get your
(15:30):
tickets right now. Wheelchairs for Warriors, dot or or Chad.
We appreciate your time this morning, my man.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I love you, guys, Love you to brother dog Or.
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