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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't tell me God doesn't have a good sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're finally getting some good weather and everybody's allergies are
kicking in.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Comes hand in hand with those fronts that are blowing in.
They're bringing in all kinds of things that your sinuses
aren't used to. Oh, are you enjoying the temperature outside here?
Let me fill you with congestion. It's not have some
rag weed that's tasty. Enjoy Hey, make a hole coming
through hatfield, coming to make a hole. I got a
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bone to pick with both you. Boy, Why what did
we do yesterday? We found out who's the halftime show
supposed to be for the UNFL? Bad Bunny, and y'all
did not tell me anything about that he wears a dress?
Why didn't go a bench? You played some of his
so called music, But the NFL thinks this is gonna
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win me back. I'm further away from the NFL now
than I was twenty four hours ago. All right, so
bad Bunny apparently as androgynists. Now.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'll be honest, I didn't really know that either until
I started seeing the headlines of he doesn't always wear
a dress, But I guess it would be more accurate
to say he has worn a dress.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You got a lot of pictures. People sent me this stuff.
They're like, are you still an NFL fan? No, not
an NFL fan. I will take a look at it occasionally,
but I haven't watched a full game, a whole start
to finish game except for the Super Bowl. I will
admit that in years because they did. Just don't hold
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my attention anymore. The Texans and the Saints obviously make
it real hard to be fans. They really don't make
it easy anything. But you know, still watch and used
to when you'd get used to a player on your
team that you like, maybe he's your favorite player on
the team. These days, of course, they don't stay on
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the team then bounce around. So now like, well, I
like to watch that team for this one guy, like
to watch that team for the the guy. So I
just don't really get involved anymore. But the Super Bowl
halftime choice, that is the NFL saying they don't want
the customers they got. They want a bunch of new customers,
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people that like guys that parade around on stage in address,
and of course international viewers. They want the world to
watch the NFL just not America.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right, at this trajectory, looking at the teams that
are popular in the part of the country where our
show could be heard, I'm just gonna climb out on
a limb here and guess in about a month or
two we probably won't even be talking about the NFL. Yeah,
the Saints are in last place in their division. Yeah,
the Texans are in second to last place.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Bad. The best team we got in in Walton and
Johnson listening country I know is the Falcons, and they've
lost as many as they've won. And don't forget Tennessee.
Don't leave the Titans out because they used to be
Houston and some Houston folks still still like them. Plus,
you know, our show is all on in Tennessee, so
they're also over, just like the Saints. And the Jets,
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who were on display last night again didn't see hardly
any of it. It was on over the bar. Jets
of course lost, and Miami not that great. But the
problem in Miami now is they've lost their their little
speed Deamon that Tyreek Hill Hella heard. Didn't see it,
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but I heard he had a pretty nasty leg injury,
knee twist of some kind, and they ain't good.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, so far, it looks like it's going to be
a great football season for Philadelphia fans. Yeah, Buffalo fans
not really part of the country where our listeners not
so much. I'm guessing this is going to be an
SEC year for us that oh absolutely, it's going to
be all about college ball this year.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
College and college ball is pretty much all about SEC.
There's a few little teams out here and there that
you know, Stirrup from Trouble Oregon Ducks being one of them.
But yeah, mostly it's easy.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Not gonna be a lot of cross dressing Spanish music
here on The Walton Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
This season Spanish two, he's a cross dress in Spanish
techno freak. Well, he's a Puerto Rican. I don't really
know that techno has anything to do with it. It's
kind of weird music that he plays.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Regatone, So I don't know. It's not really what techno is.
Do you think that's what techno is?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No idea, I just know I don't like it. No,
it's it's not let's laugh at me because I might
not know what techno is, but this guy is a
serious performer. Yeah, yeah, I see where you're hitting with
this young fellow. Hey, I didn't puck him. I think
he sucks it, wants to attack me for not knowing
what techno is when the focus ought to be on
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dress boy here. Sure, No, I get it. He's terrible.
I don't have no interest in life. Now that wears
a marshmallow around on his head too.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, that's a that is a techno artist. Actually, that's marshmallow.
It's not the same guy. It's a totally different guy.
Am Yeah, they're not at all the.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Same marshmallow guy wear a dress? No, I think he
wears a marshmallow the whole hit. I thought he was
wore the head yeah, right, and then he wears like
a white body suit. I don't think there's a dress. No,
it's generally just basic marshmallow aesthetics. So what's the guy's
name that's that's chosen by the NFL? Bad Bunny? Is
it bad Bunny? Does he ever wear a bunny outfit?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Where did he come up with this? I get what
I get confused about. There's another guy named dead Mouse.
Now dead Mouse wears a mouse hat on his head.
Now he's not going to be there. I don't think
bad super Bowl material. No, dead Bunny and bad Wait,
dead mouse. Dead mouse and bad Bunny are two different guys.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They're not. I don't even think they may. He's as
confused as I am. Sure good, I think that's right
where we leave it. Well, you know, this is the
same part of the country that gave us seventy eight genders.
So yeah, tell the NFL just to kiss it about
that they have a cross dressing Puerto Rican Bunny is
the halftime show performer, boy and a Trump pater. I'm
hearing well, Baently, this bad Bunny fella is very vocal
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about his distaste for my president.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
He did say that he was going to leave America
if Trump won, and now he's performing at the super Bowl,
leaving a lot of us to wonder.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You know, why don't you keep your promise? You loser? Yeah,
you loser.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, get out of here. Go back to Puerto Rico.
Get out of the United States. I go back to
Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Have you seen how things are in Puerto Rico? Yeah? Yeah,
you probably wouldn't go either.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Remember what Tony Hingecliffe said, No said, there's a giant,
floating pile of garbage out there in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, it's called Puerto Rico. H Oh, did AOC cloud
up and jump all over you? All right?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Her a Boila lives on that island, that's what we're told,
and her a Boila has been in dire straits ever
since the last hurricane, which to my calculation was several
years ago, leaving many to wonder, why don't you help
your a Boila?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
There's more than enough resources. I will tell you this.
I'll listen to that commie guy that's going to be
the next mayor of New York City, or here's what
I got from him. He is basically the male version
of AOC. Sure, when you hear him talk and you
hear her talk, they say the same kind of words
that don't really mean a lot to anybody. Like that
(07:11):
Zamdami guy. He talked yesterday for about three minutes about
some question of defunding the police. You know, he's trying
to back out of everything he used to say. Now,
but he used to say defund the police all the time.
Has a problem with police, And he's going to be
the mayor, and so they asked me about that, and
he just he started talking and talking and never really
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said anything. And of course he never apologized to the police.
He just talked about the fact that we're having discussions,
we're doing this, or that he is AOC without without
judge is what he is.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Sure, yeah, absolutely, he doesn't have biggins and she does
hers her here nice.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I mean I haven't seen him out, but they look
like they'd be pretty nice. Here's flat chested Zorahan. Mom, Donnie.
Public transit is the heartbeat of our city. That's why
making it safer, faster, and more reliable's corner start of
our campaign. He wants to make it free. Do you
think that would make it safer? Of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
If anybody could get on the train anytime they want,
it's not gonna be safer.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's gonna be much less safe. That's what are you
basing that on? Can he just crime stats, facts, evidence
that things have just recently happened. Sure, well, there was
he basing his plan on. There was this incident in
Charlotte where they weren't charge of people to get on
the train. That's what I'm saying. Evidence the things that
have happened right in front of us recently. So he
is ignoring all that and is basing the fact that
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it'll be safer if it's free. Is he's based that
on hopes and dreams. That's what the communes that sell it,
that's how they sell it. Yeah, that's it. Communism only
really works good if you're a leader, if you're in charge,
if you're in the government. Some of these people that
are into government now that are pushing Communism on America
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as hard as they can probably don't realize fact that
they're not going to be in government much longer.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Part of what's interest thinking about zoron Bamtani is he's
so young, and he's never ran anything before. He just
has all these you know, the ideas of what the
utopia could be like, the Marxist utopia, very idealistic version
of what it could be like, based on some blog
post he read back in college when he was high.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
One night, Oh, I got big hopes. It's all gonna
work out so beautifully if you just let us do it.
Do you know why they don't like Eric Adams right
because he was pro cop They don't like Eric Adams
because Eric Adams actually cared about policing. It wasn't like
he was some right wings out it, some hardcore ideologue
from the MAGA movement. No, he just supported the police.
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That was the one thing. He was a cop. He
supported cops. He thought if you arrested people, you should
keep him in jail. And that upset New Yorkers so
much that they want to put a thirty year old
Marxist in charge. Make the perfect sends, don't it? No, No,
it doesn't. It's Tuesday. Yeah, it's Tuesday. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network. Looking for people to tell me I'm right
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about to show the NFL halftime guy. But a lot
of people are agreeing with me. Emails and whatnot. People
are saying, you tell them it, Well, I ain't telling
them like they're going to change it. They don't. They
just see the dollar signs. It's what they're after. Did
you think that people on this show are disagreeing with you?
Not on this show, people out in the world, not
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in the room here.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You encountered people in the last twenty four hours that
were excited about a cross dressing Puerto Rican NFL halftime show.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Where'd you get excited about Where'd you hear me say,
somebody I know got excited about it? Where you said
people are agreeing with you. Is it to agreeing with me?
It's a terrible idea. Why yes, we all agree with you?
I yes? Where with you want y'all to agree with me?
And here the real people that matter, the listeners that
are out there on the other end of this your microphone.
(10:50):
Well look those people. I'm sure we all agree. It's
a time for a day of atonement tomorrow. So you
don't think it's time for atonement? I do to Tomorrow
is a day of atonement. What about today? You don't
want to atone for anything today? No, yam kapor is tomorrow,
Billy ed? Well, you atoning for it? These are God's
chosen people. We can't tell them when to have yam
kepper kapoor. You don't know what it is now? Yeah? Well,
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it literally means they have atonement. I just looked it up.
What does atonement mean? Well, atonement is time for individuals
to atone for their sins. Here's the word a tone
in the definition of atonement. Does it mean penitence? Billy?
It's penitence, isn't it kind of like asking for forgiveness? Yeah? Sorry,
if you have to say that, you said you have to.
It's an acknowledgement of what you did wrong and hope
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that you're your creator. Now what are the uh they
have that in other religions too, yours? For example, you're
one of those Yeah, Catholics redemption. Don't you ask for
forgiveness all the time. That's the that's not like a
thing in the Catholic Church. You go tell everybody what
you did and then tell them I'm sorry. Sure, and
then they go, now, okay, well we have you, Chris.
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Once a week we do communion and then we ask
for redemption. When you do that onym kapoor now usually
just whenever you go to Mass. Well, tomorrow is Yam
Kapora literally means day of atonement. The holiday is just
a few days after the Jewish New year rosh Hashana,
and they're asking for atonement for what they did on
New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Sure I get that, Yeah, I mean absolutely. We're not
allowed in that oyster bar anymore in Fredericksburg after what
we did.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's true. And that was our New Year's Eve, not
Jewish New Year's. So Trump is out here trying to
see if he could knock out a quick peace deal
between the Muslims and the Jews, before Yam Kipper tomorrow.
So once we get the peace and everybody assigns the
agreement and shakes hands and they take a picture, then
they get right back to blowing each other up again.
What would we call it, Donald Trump? Would we call
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it eternal peace in the Middle East?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's called peace in the Middle East.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, okay, peace in the Middle East. Got it?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So today is a historic day for peace and Prime
Minister Netanyahu and I have just concluded an important meeting
on many vital issues, including Iran trade, the expansion of
the Abraham Accords Abraham, and most importantly, we discussed how
to end the Warren Gaza. But it's just a part
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of the bigger picture, which is peace in the Middle East.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And let's call it eternal piece in the Middle East.
He took your advice, Gimmy, Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
that this has been going on since Lincoln's days. The
Middle East has just always been at each other. Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I don't mean to make this more confusing, but it
was actually Jared Kushner who was instrumental in pushing the
Abraham Accords.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You don't think Abraham Lincoln had anything to do with it, huh.
Why you don't give him no credit. I'm not saying
he didn't named it after the man. He must have
done something. That must be sure. That was the only
guy named Abraham Billie. Anyway, So Beebe was hanging out
yesterday with Trump at the White House and basically said, well,
I'll let him tell you Israel's enemies have learned a
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hard truth. Those who attack us pay a heavy price,
doesn't Benjamin net He sounds like he sings bass and
some old doo wop band. Yeah, he'd be he'd be
good at that. You're like the oak Ridge boy, Yeah,
exact something like that. Oh mile.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Is that what they do there? No, he does because
he's a Jew? Okay? Is that Jew? Is the only
thing where if you just say what they are some
people get offended, even though they're like, wait, why do
you say it like that? You know, sometimes we just go, oh, yeah,
he's a gu and now you know, like why you
say it like that? It's like, what else do you say? Gu? Yeah,
he's a Jew? Right, what do you want to know?
It's the only thing that's like. And then the other
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one that always confuses me is man from China. You
could say that but you can't say what China Man
is really really well, I'm telling you in context here
not to say that Papa John lost his job. Well,
I'm telling you it's I think it's alust what not
to say. But he said it now Weirdly, that word
was a little the word he used was a little
more offensive than that. Even in context. Context is important.
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I think it important to Israel at all that today
is one week before the October seventh anniversary. We're getting
real close. Yeah, that's true. Might have something to do
with trying to knock this out. They got to get
them a good Yam kapor going. And that's that's like
at midnight tomorrow or something. I don't know why they
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wait till midnight to do it. Well, the whole point
of the sundown. Yeah, sundown, right, so that's when it's
a nighttime thing. I don't know. Jews always like doing
stuff at night. Yeah, we'll for that. Yeah anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Well, the Nova Music Festival was October seventh, twenty twenty three,
at the Al Cassam Brittic Gates. Basically, the Palestinian Nationalist
Islamis political organization Hamas attacked a bunch of people while
they were tripping on mushrooms and listening to Billy I'd
techno music. Oh good lord, So they were doing out
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in the desert, and I had wondered, I wonder what
they say. It was like the Jewish version of Burning
Man out there in the desert. Didn't you go to
Burning Man?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I did? Did anybody shoot a bunch of folks? Well?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I had wondered if I attend Burning Man, are these
people going to be aware of the fact that people
were murdered doing just what they're doing right? And will
they be sympathetic to Israel? Did it seem like they were.
I noticed two or three things while I was there.
I'm going to give you a longer answer than you wanted.
Everywhere I went, I ran into Russian and Ukrainian men
of age for fighting in a war weirdly, not a
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way at war, weird And then a lot of Israeli
guys all over the place. But then, even though they
were wearing their Star David's and stuff like that, there
were still lots of people walking around with hamas scarves.
And I noticed, even though there was that political tension
brewing in the air, most people didn't seem to mind
because they were too busy doing drugs with each other.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's what I was thinking. If we could just get
the entire Middle East topped up on drugs twenty four
to seven, that would probably solve everything.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
See, I am not an advocate for doing drugs in
the desert. I went all the way out there, and
I don't know. Something about the thought of people doing
that made me a little uncomfortable. Gave me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Because it looked like you were allowed to. I think
you would be in uh. You know, the type who
who likes to fly against the wind. You probably wanted
somebody to tell you, no, you can't do that. Then
of course you would have just been drowning in drugs.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I don't know, Billy, and I think the thign of
doing drugs in front of a bunch of strangers just
give me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't think I would enjoy it, but the uh.
But it didn't stop them. They were doing it and
the UH, and it didn't stop them from from having
no self awareness at all. I know that's a double
negative of the fact that what they were doing at
that exact specific moment was the very thing that Hamas
started a war of sure and yet they don't seem
to understand why the Jews would be fighting back like
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they are now. I think they were too busy tripping
on mushrooms while they were naked. Oh boy, yeah, yeah,
you didn't want to do that. Huh No, I didn't
want to be on drugs naked in the Tazer with strangers. Now.
Give some good pictures though, I'm sure. Oh yeah, the
photos are hilarious.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, talked about this SUNS Tuesday. It's only Tuesday. Tuesday
is another one of my trigger works. Yeah, I know,
I know. Walton and Johnson Radio Network