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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Olami fellow americanos ce bienvenidos al sierre de Schumer. That
means welcome to the Schumer shutdown. We call it the
Schumer siesta, right, it's the Schumer siesta. He put the
government on siesta. Crying Chuck and El Jakimo hefe Jeffreys.
(00:22):
We used to call him Dallas Stoor Obama TiO. We
realized he's worth far less than a dollar. But they
put the government on siesta to give illegal aliens your healthcare.
We're not gonna let it happen. I looked at both
of them. I said, We're not gonna let it happen.
There's no boy now, I said, it's snowboy. No. They
begged me. They said, but signor port favor, please give
(00:45):
illegal aliens death care. So we're not gonna do it.
We're never gonna do it. It's not gonna happen. And they're
also very upset about our big, beautiful sombreros.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You look at them.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
These are the greatest sombreros the world has ever seen.
We really have the best sombre Pho said. Everybody wants one,
except cry and Chuck and El Jachimo.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Hefe Jeffreys.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They don't want one, but they're gonna wear one when
all of a sudden, we're.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Going to end the siesta.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We're going to reopen the government, and we will not
give in to the demands of Chuck and l Hefe.
We're not going to do that. Thank you, God bless you,
Diolo Bendiga, and God bless America. Thank you for your
attention to this matter.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What do you saying about the bandidas? Do o the bandidas?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Some of them out a twin peaks in Waco. I
don't know. I didn't understand it.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's complicated. I don't speak of the lingo all that well.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Liberals mocked Trump for linking Thailand all to autism, and
then one pregnant woman's tilan All defiance video ended in
an overdose and liver destruction.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But you know she suffered already with Trump derangement syndrome
and the mental illness of being a liberal. So you know,
how much worse.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Could it get. There's more danger to tailand all than
just the autism risk. You're not supposed to take excessive
amounts of it. But we predicted here on the show.
The day they came out with his titled all Autism Report.
You just watch, it's gonna be these pregnant ladies out
there go crazy, and they're gonna start taking til and
all on purpose while they're pregnant, just because Trump said
not to Look, we're talking about prenatal brain damage ADHD,
(02:19):
dramatic increases in blood cancer risks, liver failure, taking time
and all to own Trump isn't a joke. It's a
serious matter.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's also not a brand new finding. I've talked to
many people that have grown children now. They said, thirty
years ago they knew not to take title all. Well,
they were pregnant. It's not a new thing. But suddenly,
because Trump and his people announced the findings that are
more detailed and more specific about it, well now they
(02:50):
have to.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, Well, if you're one of those people that just
does the opposite of whatever Donald Trump says, we have
some information we need to share with you. Okay, and
this is very important, my friends.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We have just learned moments ago that anybody who sends
money to us here at this radio station is at
an increased risk of autism. No way, Donald Trump said,
So he just made a big announcement.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So Trump says, do not send money to the Walton
and Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
If you send a check for one hundred dollars to
the Walton and Johnson Show, there is a chance you
will get autism and your baby will get autism, and
you'll both be trans fake and gay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Most importantly, though, it'll make Donald Trump angry.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's true. If you send us one hundred bucks, it'll
really upset Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Imadgine, I'm mad he'd get If you send us five hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He would be five times as now.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I hope nobody does it, so don't.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So please, we're begging your Trump hater's out there, please
listen to Trump this time, and don't send us checks.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And if you do, don't send them to the wrong address.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, do send him to the wrong address.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I mean, yeah, okay, but you know, but remember that
time somebody sent us smoothie smoothie. They sent us smoothie
frozen drink smoothie, and they send it to the old
radios and by the time the old radio station address
figured out we don't live there no more, they forwarded
him over here. They weren't real good.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
They were melted. Yeah, that was when I Well, it
turns out checks don't melt.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So that's gotta be all right.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Anyway, there have.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Been to Miniola, Texas, so that's familiar. Where is that
It's about halfway Betweenreport and Dallas. Okay, you know what
east of Dallas? Kind now by Jefferson Western Report, No
off that direction.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
By Tyler Meyler.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh. I got friends out there, not far from tech Tarcano.
As a matter of.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Fact, I know the area.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
They a little trouble up there with this fellaw. They
just called him a Texas man named Alberto Joshua Nandez.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm gonna climb out on limb here. And guess he
wasn't born in Texas. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
He's twenty two years old and he had a dog,
and I guess he really liked dog. But he did
allow the dog to run around out in the yard
and in the street. Looks like, well, he has now
been arrested because guy driving his truck down the road
(05:02):
ran over his dog, ran over Alberto's dog.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Man that pisses me off.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, pissed off Alberto too. As a matter of fact,
he got his gun out, chased the guy down, made
him get out of the truck at gunpoint, made him
pick up the dead dog, take it back to his yard,
and made the guy dig a grave for his dog.
And while he was doing that, he also went into
the house real quick to go get his ar style rifle.
(05:31):
How they write the news, you know whose ar style rifle?
And he came out and he said after he dug
the grave and buried the dog, then he made him
go back to his truck and he drove them both
to an ATM where they retrieved money as a repayment
for the loss of the dog. It's not like he
was robbing him, you know, It's just compensate me for
(05:52):
my loss, that's all.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
How much was the dog worth?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
A couple of hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I feel like my dog's worth more than that.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, victim said he was drew two hundred dollars and
gave it to Alberto, and he said he took a
photo of the guy's driver's license, telling him I know
where you live. You know, you like if you report
me to the police or anything like that. Well, I
guess he did anyway, because now this guy is looking
at maybe doing a little time, because that's against the law.
(06:20):
Bond has been set at three hundred thousand. He faces
eight additional drug related charges besides the holding a man
at gunpoint and robbing him. Really so yeah, looks like
maybe the ought not do that. But maybe the first
thing is keep your dog out of the street. I mean,
(06:40):
that's just basics, right. If you let your dog get
out in the street and get run over by some
car driving by truck? Is a truck? Look ever a vehicle.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I kind of agree with mister Kneth on this one.
I think you're being a little meticular.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It was a truck, Texas Son.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
A truck falls under the umbrella of cars.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's a vehicle via, Yes, if you let your dog
get into the street, I just wonder do you really
care that much about your dog or are you just
a menace to society who likes to hold people at gunpoint?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I will play White Devil's advocate here, joolice. Some people
have their dog run into the street by accident, They
don't do it on purpose. Milton's gotten away from me before.
I'm glad he didn't get hit by a car or
a truck truck?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Does it happen very often? No? Okay, See what's the difference, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It only needs to happen once, but that one time
he didn't get it right exactly. Boy, I just found
a video. It is very inconvenient for the left. Oh No,
they're trying to make the point right now that this
isn't about getting health care for illegal immigrants, even though
they pretty much already admitted it. Yeah, and there's this
clip from the twenty nineteen Democrat presidential primary debate. I'm
(07:45):
going to play a sound bite for you. Just know
that the part of this you can't see because we're
on the radio, is everyone in the room raised their hand.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Who's speaking in this sound bite.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That would be a debate moderator on MSNBC for the
Democrat presidential primary. Boy, raise your.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Handed government, if your government plan would provide coverage for
undocumented immigrants.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Everybody's hand goes up, and the crowd goes wild, and
then they cheer, and then everyone in the room raised
their hand and then they cheered. Now I ask you,
do you think they've changed much since a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Obviously not.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Now they're trying to make the point. They're like, no,
this isn't about health care for illegals, but we would
give it to them if you could yeah, because that's
what it's about. Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
People. Oh, did you about the Delta Airline planes? They
call it a crash. But when I think of a
plane crash, I think about, you know, a couple of
planes like colliding in mid air and everybody's dead. No,
they had a plane crash last night at La Guardia Airport. Okay,
New York. It's not a really great airport unless you've
(08:49):
been to Midway in Chicago and then Laguardi Is Okay. Uh.
It was right before takeoff. Apparently the two planes were
both taxiing about filled with passengers, and one of the
planes wings, the tip of the wing hit the body
of the airplane. Fusalaw, it's called a fuselat Is this
a kicked off?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Is this a kicked off a plane reporter?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Now, okay, No, they didn't get kicked off. They well,
I mean they might have all had to get off
the plane at some point anyway. Wait, so they did
get to It was in New York City, which makes
it a national news story. It was a big deal.
If that happened at the Las Vegas Airport, probably not
in the news.
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Speaker 3 (09:35):
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Speaker 2 (09:41):
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Wait what, No, it's not true my pellow dot com
promo cod WJ. So they did technically get kicked off
the plane then, because I don't think they were allowed
to ride on it after that.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's called a low speed collision, and if you're going
to be in one, that's the best kind Boy.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That is really annoying. You're sitting on the plane, I mean,
that's the dumb thing to happen. Yeah, and just crashed
into another plane out on the tarmac.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Is this guy not checking his mirrors or his backup
camera or whatever. I'm guessing he just thought at room,
i'dn make it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Also, is this happening more often or are we just
more aware of it?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Kind of like with truck drivers getting into more accidents.
I mean, every day there's an eighteen wheeler somewhere just
in the Houston, Texas area that is either upside down,
hanging off of a guardrail or on fire every single
day in the middle of rush hour traffic. I don't
think they're trading these guys very good, or they're bringing
(10:35):
them in from other countries and they don't need training.
They just get to go, just do go.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
And if it's not one of those things, then it's
probably like a naked, fat lady drunk on a semi truck.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You remember when that happened, that ever happened.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Well, yeah, there was this thing in Houston a while
back where there was a naked, crazy lady climbed up
on a semi truck and she blocked traffic.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It'd be an easier story to remember if anybody had
bothered to set it to song. There was a crazy
naked lady on a Semitra Triumphic on T ninety.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It was completely stut.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
She was dancing like a stripper for the world to see.
This is the Walton and Johnson showation a Cage the Elephant.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I didn't like it, so I played the Rider. You
never like live I don't like live recordings. I don't
want to listen to some lady in the background screaming
because she was drunk one night.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, that's what happened, Shaka Khan.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Now we don't need that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What we do need is an update from Lisa. I
told you a while ago. We need to check with
Lisa because they got monthly specials for the month of October.
We're two full days into it, and from what I've heard,
these are kind of specials that guys like me and
maybe like you really need right now.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
If you remember the hit eighties song Lost in Emotion
by Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam, We've tracked her
down and now she's running a supplement website called Get
the Tea, and they've got a great October special happening
right now.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Morning Lisa, Good morning guys. So glad to hear from you.
So yeah, we've got the three on sale, the Essential Minerals,
the prostate support, and the joint support and you know,
so Kenny was asking me about prostate support. Is it
something for all men of all ages? And honest truth, no,
(12:24):
it's more as you age. So let's see what would
that be? Maybe fifty plus people, I would I would say, okay, right,
So mine has zinc in it, soft palmeta pumpkin seed,
Kaienne Teppert all kinds of things, right, So what they
do combined is help your life with your wife. I'll
(12:49):
say it that way, Okay. Need to need to be
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the ed immune system.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, So what does the EED stand for? I'll tell
you later, Okay, Also to talk about it later.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You mentioned the essential minerals, and I don't think anybody
takes enough minerals today.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We don't. Yeah, we don't take enough. It actually gets
stripped from us, like with everything that we eat and drink,
because you know, we're not all label readers, right, We're not.
We just aren't. And so that's a fact, Like I
even I'm not one.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So well, it used to be before iPhones, when you
were on the toilet, you'd read the label on your
shampoo bottle. You could do that, yeah, because there was
nothing else to read. But now that we have iPhones,
people aren't reading the labels anymore. Lisa, it is true,
I know, right.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
So this one has iodine which supports your thyroid, Magnesium
improves your muscles. Manganese is for like bone health and
cell health, brain functions, I mean chromium, I mean all
of these in their potassium. Yeah, this one's a real
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(14:10):
of those are on sale. All three of these are
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chondryten increases your joint mobility. Turmeric is in it, MSM
(14:33):
is in it. Well repairs. Yeah. So anyways, guys, like
I was, I thought, you know, let me be a
little more scientific this time, right, And it's all.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
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Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, I just tested it a second ago. I put
the promo code in and it did actually save me
some extra money. Really, yeah, I just bought some my
second or two A guy sign out not worried about that.
I was worried about my prostate. You guys, well, it
can be a touchy subject. Why did you do that
with your hands, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Especially with the doctor's finger. Oh okay, I got it. Well,
thank you, Lisa. I think we all need that, especially
of our listeners and every one of a certain age.
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(15:44):
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Speaker 3 (15:49):
We're what part of the world Ryan hanging out?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And we take you now to Missouri, a college parking
lot where a bunch of cars were recently vandalized. Spoiler alert,
I think you've already seen wear this story.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
He's going.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
A young man named Ryan has been arrested. He has
been charged with felony property damage for a rampage early
Sunday at Missouri State University not a. Investigators claim he
was shattering car windows, ripping off side mirrors, denting hoods.
That's the breaking windshield whipers he was doing it three
in the morning. Nothing good happens at that time of day.
Why are people parked at the college at three am?
(16:22):
Probably because they go to college there.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, I mean it's the college parking lot. Is that
at their dorm or like by the classrooms?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't know the exact answer, but I would guess yeah,
dorms probably, Okay, my guess. Anyway, When confronted with surveillance
footage and other evidence, Shaeffer said that he could see
the resemblance between the suspect on the.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Video, but not me. But it kind of looked like me,
and he's got my clothes on.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, but he said it wasn't him, and to prove
it wasn't him, he would even let them search his iPhone.
So they did. They searched his iPhone and there was
well there was a review of the device revealed location
data placing Schaeffer or near the scene. But here's where
this gets a little tricky. Guys, he probably didn't know
they could do that. The police officer was smart enough
(17:07):
to look at young Ryan's chat GPT. Oh turns out
Ryan had a incriminating conversation with the AI software on
his phone filled with typos. Nonetheless, and uh Shaefer was
asking questions like how f am, I will I go
to jail? That sort of thing. Give tips about the
potential outcome of getting caught or being involved in this
(17:28):
kind of behavior. What if I smashed the s out
of multiple car windows? Did the chat g GT thing
didn't tell him not to do that? I told him
not to do that, and he did it anyway. After
beginning to spiral US stupid cops, says, Schaeffer began to
become aggressive towards chat GPT, saying I will kill all
you efforts.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Oh now he's mad at GVT for giving him the
advice that he asked for.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Upon returning to his apartment, Shaeffer began to wind down
a bit and declared, I.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Got away with him. I mean the drugs was wearing all.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, but he kept telling GPT about all the illegal
stuff he did. He said, I don't think there's any
way that anyone could know my face. He added, I
felt really nice to f their s up. I'm obviously
I'm self centering here.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Acknowledging that he ft all those.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
That THEFCC is not working today.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Good point Ford well in that case, I'll just say it, no,
don't you dare acknowledging that he f't all those useless
fing cars. These are exact quotes. Schaeffer wrote that the
victims all deserve to get raped and murdered. Wow, and
it was all right there in chat GPT. He's now
been locked up in lieu of the seventy five hundred
dollars bond at the Green County Jail. Upon his release
from custody, Schaefer will be barred from any premise where
(18:36):
the primary item for sale is alcoholic beverages, and he
will be required to comply with random testing of drugs
or alcohol. The college student will also be outfitted with
a GPS electronic monitoring device, since he likes technology so well.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Obviously, I think one more step is necessary for good
law enforcement and as a tool to try to keep
people from doing this sort of thing future. I believe
that we all to let the people whose cars he
busted up kick his ass.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
You know what, I'm not against that idea, but I
bet there's this thing in the Constitution about a cruel
and unusual punishment.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
That wouldn't be unusual at all.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's a good point, boy, Missouri is a weird place. Sedalia,
Missouri and the Missouri State Fair. I paid money to
see a fat, tattooed woman. Now I just go to Walmart,
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Olami fellow americanos ce bienvenidos al sierre de Schumer. That
means welcome to the Schumer shutdown. We call it the
Schumer siesta, right, it's the Schumer siesta. He put the
government on siesta. Crying Chuck and El Jakimo hefe Jeffreys.
(00:22):
We used to call him Dallas Stoor Obama TiO. We
realized he's worth far less than a dollar. But they
put the government on siesta to give illegal aliens your healthcare.
We're not gonna let it happen. I looked at both
of them. I said, We're not gonna let it happen.
There's no boy now, I said, it's snowboy. No. They
begged me. They said, but signor port favor, please give
(00:45):
illegal aliens death care. So we're not gonna do it.
We're never gonna do it. It's not gonna happen. And they're
also very upset about our big, beautiful sombreros.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You look at them.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
These are the greatest sombreros the world has ever seen.
We really have the best sombre Pho said. Everybody wants one,
except cry and Chuck and El Jachimo.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Hefe Jeffreys.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They don't want one, but they're gonna wear one when
all of a sudden, we're.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Going to end the siesta.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We're going to reopen the government, and we will not
give in to the demands of Chuck and l Hefe.
We're not going to do that. Thank you, God bless you,
Diolo Bendiga, and God bless America. Thank you for your
attention to this matter.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What do you saying about the bandidas? Do o the bandidas?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Some of them out a twin peaks in Waco. I
don't know. I didn't understand it.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's complicated. I don't speak of the lingo all that well.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Liberals mocked Trump for linking Thailand all to autism, and
then one pregnant woman's tilan All defiance video ended in
an overdose and liver destruction.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But you know she suffered already with Trump derangement syndrome
and the mental illness of being a liberal. So you know,
how much worse.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Could it get. There's more danger to tailand all than
just the autism risk. You're not supposed to take excessive
amounts of it. But we predicted here on the show.
The day they came out with his titled all Autism Report.
You just watch, it's gonna be these pregnant ladies out
there go crazy, and they're gonna start taking til and
all on purpose while they're pregnant, just because Trump said
not to Look, we're talking about prenatal brain damage ADHD,
(02:19):
dramatic increases in blood cancer risks, liver failure, taking time
and all to own Trump isn't a joke. It's a
serious matter.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's also not a brand new finding. I've talked to
many people that have grown children now. They said, thirty
years ago they knew not to take title all. Well,
they were pregnant. It's not a new thing. But suddenly,
because Trump and his people announced the findings that are
more detailed and more specific about it, well now they
(02:50):
have to.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, Well, if you're one of those people that just
does the opposite of whatever Donald Trump says, we have
some information we need to share with you. Okay, and
this is very important, my friends.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We have just learned moments ago that anybody who sends
money to us here at this radio station is at
an increased risk of autism. No way, Donald Trump said,
So he just made a big announcement.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So Trump says, do not send money to the Walton
and Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
If you send a check for one hundred dollars to
the Walton and Johnson Show, there is a chance you
will get autism and your baby will get autism, and
you'll both be trans fake and gay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Most importantly, though, it'll make Donald Trump angry.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's true. If you send us one hundred bucks, it'll
really upset Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Imadgine, I'm mad he'd get If you send us five hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He would be five times as now.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I hope nobody does it, so don't.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So please, we're begging your Trump hater's out there, please
listen to Trump this time, and don't send us checks.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And if you do, don't send them to the wrong address.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, do send him to the wrong address.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I mean, yeah, okay, but you know, but remember that
time somebody sent us smoothie smoothie. They sent us smoothie
frozen drink smoothie, and they send it to the old
radios and by the time the old radio station address
figured out we don't live there no more, they forwarded
him over here. They weren't real good.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
They were melted. Yeah, that was when I Well, it
turns out checks don't melt.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So that's gotta be all right.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Anyway, there have.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Been to Miniola, Texas, so that's familiar. Where is that
It's about halfway Betweenreport and Dallas. Okay, you know what
east of Dallas? Kind now by Jefferson Western Report, No
off that direction.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
By Tyler Meyler.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh. I got friends out there, not far from tech Tarcano.
As a matter of.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Fact, I know the area.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
They a little trouble up there with this fellaw. They
just called him a Texas man named Alberto Joshua Nandez.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm gonna climb out on limb here. And guess he
wasn't born in Texas. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
He's twenty two years old and he had a dog,
and I guess he really liked dog. But he did
allow the dog to run around out in the yard
and in the street. Looks like, well, he has now
been arrested because guy driving his truck down the road
(05:02):
ran over his dog, ran over Alberto's dog.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Man that pisses me off.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, pissed off Alberto too. As a matter of fact,
he got his gun out, chased the guy down, made
him get out of the truck at gunpoint, made him
pick up the dead dog, take it back to his yard,
and made the guy dig a grave for his dog.
And while he was doing that, he also went into
the house real quick to go get his ar style rifle.
(05:31):
How they write the news, you know whose ar style rifle?
And he came out and he said after he dug
the grave and buried the dog, then he made him
go back to his truck and he drove them both
to an ATM where they retrieved money as a repayment
for the loss of the dog. It's not like he
was robbing him, you know, It's just compensate me for
(05:52):
my loss, that's all.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
How much was the dog worth?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
A couple of hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I feel like my dog's worth more than that.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, victim said he was drew two hundred dollars and
gave it to Alberto, and he said he took a
photo of the guy's driver's license, telling him I know
where you live. You know, you like if you report
me to the police or anything like that. Well, I
guess he did anyway, because now this guy is looking
at maybe doing a little time, because that's against the law.
(06:20):
Bond has been set at three hundred thousand. He faces
eight additional drug related charges besides the holding a man
at gunpoint and robbing him. Really so yeah, looks like
maybe the ought not do that. But maybe the first
thing is keep your dog out of the street. I mean,
(06:40):
that's just basics, right. If you let your dog get
out in the street and get run over by some
car driving by truck? Is a truck? Look ever a vehicle.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I kind of agree with mister Kneth on this one.
I think you're being a little meticular.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It was a truck, Texas Son.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
A truck falls under the umbrella of cars.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's a vehicle via, Yes, if you let your dog
get into the street, I just wonder do you really
care that much about your dog or are you just
a menace to society who likes to hold people at gunpoint?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I will play White Devil's advocate here, joolice. Some people
have their dog run into the street by accident, They
don't do it on purpose. Milton's gotten away from me before.
I'm glad he didn't get hit by a car or
a truck truck?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Does it happen very often? No? Okay, See what's the difference, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It only needs to happen once, but that one time
he didn't get it right exactly. Boy, I just found
a video. It is very inconvenient for the left. Oh No,
they're trying to make the point right now that this
isn't about getting health care for illegal immigrants, even though
they pretty much already admitted it. Yeah, and there's this
clip from the twenty nineteen Democrat presidential primary debate. I'm
(07:45):
going to play a sound bite for you. Just know
that the part of this you can't see because we're
on the radio, is everyone in the room raised their hand.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Who's speaking in this sound bite.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That would be a debate moderator on MSNBC for the
Democrat presidential primary. Boy, raise your.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Handed government, if your government plan would provide coverage for
undocumented immigrants.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Everybody's hand goes up, and the crowd goes wild, and
then they cheer, and then everyone in the room raised
their hand and then they cheered. Now I ask you,
do you think they've changed much since a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Obviously not.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Now they're trying to make the point. They're like, no,
this isn't about health care for illegals, but we would
give it to them if you could yeah, because that's
what it's about. Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
People. Oh, did you about the Delta Airline planes? They
call it a crash. But when I think of a
plane crash, I think about, you know, a couple of
planes like colliding in mid air and everybody's dead. No,
they had a plane crash last night at La Guardia Airport. Okay,
New York. It's not a really great airport unless you've
(08:49):
been to Midway in Chicago and then Laguardi Is Okay. Uh.
It was right before takeoff. Apparently the two planes were
both taxiing about filled with passengers, and one of the
planes wings, the tip of the wing hit the body
of the airplane. Fusalaw, it's called a fuselat Is this
a kicked off?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Is this a kicked off a plane reporter?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Now, okay, No, they didn't get kicked off. They well,
I mean they might have all had to get off
the plane at some point anyway. Wait, so they did
get to It was in New York City, which makes
it a national news story. It was a big deal.
If that happened at the Las Vegas Airport, probably not
in the news.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
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Speaker 3 (09:35):
Saves you a ton of money. And it's not just
Kenny's pillow. When he says my pillow, that's mine too
and yours. If you go to my.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Pillow dot com, it's a communist pillow. Wait that doesn't
Wait what, No, it's not true my pellow dot com
promo cod WJ. So they did technically get kicked off
the plane then, because I don't think they were allowed
to ride on it after that.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's called a low speed collision, and if you're going
to be in one, that's the best kind Boy.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That is really annoying. You're sitting on the plane, I mean,
that's the dumb thing to happen. Yeah, and just crashed
into another plane out on the tarmac.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Is this guy not checking his mirrors or his backup
camera or whatever. I'm guessing he just thought at room,
i'dn make it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Also, is this happening more often or are we just
more aware of it?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Kind of like with truck drivers getting into more accidents.
I mean, every day there's an eighteen wheeler somewhere just
in the Houston, Texas area that is either upside down,
hanging off of a guardrail or on fire every single
day in the middle of rush hour traffic. I don't
think they're trading these guys very good, or they're bringing
(10:35):
them in from other countries and they don't need training.
They just get to go, just do go.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
And if it's not one of those things, then it's
probably like a naked, fat lady drunk on a semi truck.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You remember when that happened, that ever happened.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Well, yeah, there was this thing in Houston a while
back where there was a naked, crazy lady climbed up
on a semi truck and she blocked traffic.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It'd be an easier story to remember if anybody had
bothered to set it to song. There was a crazy
naked lady on a Semitra Triumphic on T ninety.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It was completely stut.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
She was dancing like a stripper for the world to see.
This is the Walton and Johnson showation a Cage the Elephant.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I didn't like it, so I played the Rider. You
never like live I don't like live recordings. I don't
want to listen to some lady in the background screaming
because she was drunk one night.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, that's what happened, Shaka Khan.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Now we don't need that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What we do need is an update from Lisa. I
told you a while ago. We need to check with
Lisa because they got monthly specials for the month of October.
We're two full days into it, and from what I've heard,
these are kind of specials that guys like me and
maybe like you really need right now.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
If you remember the hit eighties song Lost in Emotion
by Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam, We've tracked her
down and now she's running a supplement website called Get
the Tea, and they've got a great October special happening
right now.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Morning Lisa, Good morning guys. So glad to hear from you.
So yeah, we've got the three on sale, the Essential Minerals,
the prostate support, and the joint support and you know,
so Kenny was asking me about prostate support. Is it
something for all men of all ages? And honest truth, no,
(12:24):
it's more as you age. So let's see what would
that be? Maybe fifty plus people, I would I would say, okay, right,
So mine has zinc in it, soft palmeta pumpkin seed,
Kaienne Teppert all kinds of things, right, So what they
do combined is help your life with your wife. I'll
(12:49):
say it that way, Okay. Need to need to be
careful with how I word it, right, I mean, you know,
because it does affect the testoteron levels, the inflam inflammation,
the ed immune system.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, So what does the EED stand for? I'll tell
you later, Okay, Also to talk about it later.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You mentioned the essential minerals, and I don't think anybody
takes enough minerals today.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We don't. Yeah, we don't take enough. It actually gets
stripped from us, like with everything that we eat and drink,
because you know, we're not all label readers, right, We're not.
We just aren't. And so that's a fact, Like I
even I'm not one.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So well, it used to be before iPhones, when you
were on the toilet, you'd read the label on your
shampoo bottle. You could do that, yeah, because there was
nothing else to read. But now that we have iPhones,
people aren't reading the labels anymore. Lisa, it is true,
I know, right.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
So this one has iodine which supports your thyroid, Magnesium
improves your muscles. Manganese is for like bone health and
cell health, brain functions, I mean chromium, I mean all
of these in their potassium. Yeah, this one's a real
important one, I mean, especially for today. So basically, both
(14:10):
of those are on sale. All three of these are
on sale for October. And Joint Support is the third
one on sale. And we have that one has glucosamine
in it, which everyone understands that flows your joint degradation. Right,
chondryten increases your joint mobility. Turmeric is in it, MSM
(14:33):
is in it. Well repairs. Yeah. So anyways, guys, like
I was, I thought, you know, let me be a
little more scientific this time, right, And it's all.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
On sale right now for the month of October at
getthte dot com. Now, if you use the promo code WJ,
it saves you money. But since they're already on sale,
do you need the promo code?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, I just tested it a second ago. I put
the promo code in and it did actually save me
some extra money. Really, yeah, I just bought some my
second or two A guy sign out not worried about that.
I was worried about my prostate. You guys, well, it
can be a touchy subject. Why did you do that
with your hands, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Especially with the doctor's finger. Oh okay, I got it. Well,
thank you, Lisa. I think we all need that, especially
of our listeners and every one of a certain age.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You would be stupid not to get the tea to
get the T dot com with promo code WJ. And
on that note, brought to you by get the T
dot com, it's a stupid criminal report. And today we
tell you the story of Ryan Schaeffer. I'm just going
to climb on on a limar and guess he does
(15:44):
not buy all natural organic supplements to get the T
dot com using promo code WJ.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
We're what part of the world Ryan hanging out?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And we take you now to Missouri, a college parking
lot where a bunch of cars were recently vandalized. Spoiler alert,
I think you've already seen wear this story.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
He's going.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
A young man named Ryan has been arrested. He has
been charged with felony property damage for a rampage early
Sunday at Missouri State University not a. Investigators claim he
was shattering car windows, ripping off side mirrors, denting hoods.
That's the breaking windshield whipers he was doing it three
in the morning. Nothing good happens at that time of day.
Why are people parked at the college at three am?
(16:22):
Probably because they go to college there.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, I mean it's the college parking lot. Is that
at their dorm or like by the classrooms?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't know the exact answer, but I would guess yeah,
dorms probably, Okay, my guess. Anyway, When confronted with surveillance
footage and other evidence, Shaeffer said that he could see
the resemblance between the suspect on the.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Video, but not me. But it kind of looked like me,
and he's got my clothes on.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, but he said it wasn't him, and to prove
it wasn't him, he would even let them search his iPhone.
So they did. They searched his iPhone and there was
well there was a review of the device revealed location
data placing Schaeffer or near the scene. But here's where
this gets a little tricky. Guys, he probably didn't know
they could do that. The police officer was smart enough
(17:07):
to look at young Ryan's chat GPT. Oh turns out
Ryan had a incriminating conversation with the AI software on
his phone filled with typos. Nonetheless, and uh Shaefer was
asking questions like how f am, I will I go
to jail? That sort of thing. Give tips about the
potential outcome of getting caught or being involved in this
(17:28):
kind of behavior. What if I smashed the s out
of multiple car windows? Did the chat g GT thing
didn't tell him not to do that? I told him
not to do that, and he did it anyway. After
beginning to spiral US stupid cops, says, Schaeffer began to
become aggressive towards chat GPT, saying I will kill all
you efforts.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Oh now he's mad at GVT for giving him the
advice that he asked for.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Upon returning to his apartment, Shaeffer began to wind down
a bit and declared, I.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Got away with him. I mean the drugs was wearing all.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, but he kept telling GPT about all the illegal
stuff he did. He said, I don't think there's any
way that anyone could know my face. He added, I
felt really nice to f their s up. I'm obviously
I'm self centering here.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Acknowledging that he ft all those.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
That THEFCC is not working today.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Good point Ford well in that case, I'll just say it, no,
don't you dare acknowledging that he f't all those useless
fing cars. These are exact quotes. Schaeffer wrote that the
victims all deserve to get raped and murdered. Wow, and
it was all right there in chat GPT. He's now
been locked up in lieu of the seventy five hundred
dollars bond at the Green County Jail. Upon his release
from custody, Schaefer will be barred from any premise where
(18:36):
the primary item for sale is alcoholic beverages, and he
will be required to comply with random testing of drugs
or alcohol. The college student will also be outfitted with
a GPS electronic monitoring device, since he likes technology so well.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Obviously, I think one more step is necessary for good
law enforcement and as a tool to try to keep
people from doing this sort of thing future. I believe
that we all to let the people whose cars he
busted up kick his ass.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
You know what, I'm not against that idea, but I
bet there's this thing in the Constitution about a cruel
and unusual punishment.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
That wouldn't be unusual at all.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's a good point, boy, Missouri is a weird place. Sedalia,
Missouri and the Missouri State Fair. I paid money to
see a fat, tattooed woman. Now I just go to Walmart,
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