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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ill that our listeners in Texas may recall several years
ago there was a woman who wanted to be railroad commissioner.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And this is a little.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Confusing to people outside of Texas because they don't understand
the railroad commissioner has nothing to do with the railroads, right.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This kind of odd, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
They used to Nowadays they're in charge of oil pipelines.
It's similar but different, right, Ah, it's very different. Sarah
Stagner's her name, and Sarah. Some Republicans don't like her
because they think she's too much of a lefty. In reality,
she's just a libertarian. And so she did this thing
to drum up publicity for her campaign where she modeled
naked or naked.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Ish almost naked.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I remember the name and definitely remember her posing on
a one named oil.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Derek's right in oil Derek. Can you explain what that
is to people? It's just a it's a thing that
you know. I think people know what they are. Most
people know, right. If you don't, you're probably not from
around here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, we definitely have them in Texas. So anyway, Sarah
loses that race against Wayne Christian to become the one
of the railroad commissioners in Texas, but down but not out,
moves out to West Texas, to Loving County, where where
the cult is.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
That's where the cult is. The Black cult is one
of many, but the one we were just talking.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
About yesterday, the one operated by this black guy, doctor
Malcolm Tanner.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
She runs for DA easily wins.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
She was just in the news about a month ago
mocking Dan Patrick because she was smoking pot on her
front lawn.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
And she's the hot you know, she's a DA. No
one's gonna arrest her. Yeah, that she does things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Now she's embroiled in a controversy with doctor Malcolm Tanner
because he's moving into the county trying to take over
the place.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
And that's the cult dude, And he want to run
the town and she want to run the town. But
what's he gonna do about it? Because she poses like,
you know, almost naked.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What can he do? You don't think he gonna look
good in the thong?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, Well, he makes it sound like he's the Messiah.
He's got the ability, he has formulas, he says, right,
he can you know, make your wildest.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's kind of like running for like Pedro, Right, you know,
Napoleon Dynamite's friend, You'll make all your dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Except in that case they were just being hyperbolic. This
guy actually claims he can do it.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
He's well, he claims, but he's also being hyperbolic because
he knows he can't. But he doesn't know that you
don't know he can't.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He seems to be implying that he has some kind
of divine powers that allow him to build houses and
even a lot of other black people from the black
rights community.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That you mean like scam artists, a general contractor license.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, oh that power.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, like the ability to create a house out of
thin air or something like.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You don't need a nail gun.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Anyway, he is fighting with the sheriff in Loving County.
There's not a lot of people there. It's not like
Harris County where there's millions of people.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Clearly, it's like the least populated county in the state.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So he found the head of the law enforcement there
is a chubby white guy, believe it or not, and
they started having an argument yesterday on social media.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's sure if you go to jail.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh he wasn't stilling, No, he wasn't stilling either.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Arrested.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh you tell me that.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
The last one before this one that went to jail
for child molestation.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Who's that? Who's that? I'm listening?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I got the people around the world Internet, you get
it anyway?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Does he have millions of people around the world listening?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Doctor Malcolm Tanner is I'm not really sure what he's
a doctor of, but he really seems to not like
the local people there, and he really doesn't like the
Houston Chronicle for writing a story about him. Even this
is one thing that conservatives and liberals seem to agree on.
This guy who has a criminal past in Indiana is
moving dozens of black people out to West Texas, where
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he promised them homes, but instead they're all living in tents.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They're living in squalor out there. It's hot, there's.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No jobs, there's no running water, there's no food, there's
no electricity.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
This would make a great TV show.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Let's get down there with the cameras.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I would watch it. I would watch the crap out
of this show. It's like, uh, and he kind of
dresses like masterpe. He wears like high tops and gold
chains and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
And you know, it really doesn't like white people. It
seems like there's a lot of folks out there that don't.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The Houston Chronicle, considered to be very liberal, did a
story on him that was quite quite critical. The Republicans
out in West Texas don't like the guy because he
seems to be trying to exploit the political system by
bringing in homeless people. It's a really weird story, it is.
I got to go out there, dude. If I wasn't
busy this weekend with the comedy show, I would drive
out there and we got that thing. Yeah, so you're
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not going to go anyway. Tickets still event Joe only
general admission. It's basically sold out. We have some tickets
in the back we could fitch in.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
If you still want to go, go to Wheelchairs for
Warriors dot org buy your tickets right now.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I just made a pretty good point. Here's something we
need to think about. If the government is shut down
like they say it is, does if that mean the FCC,
the people that are in charge of what you do
and can't do on the radio. Isn't the FCC out
of work right now? Aren't they shut down? And if so,
doesn't that mean we can pretty much say anything we
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want do right now and nobody question it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I hate to be that guy, but I've been saying
whatever I wanted the whole time.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Were we not supposed to be saying whatever we wanted?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I think the red nick just wants to start, you know,
cursing and probably throw out the N word efy now
and in and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That's not what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Which words did you want to say?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I wanted to say. You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, you can't say what about it? No, see it's
putting there. Yeah, it's censoring you right now. And you
also can't say mother with and shove it up in her,
stick it.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
In our hole.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's why we need the FCC.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
During a government shutdown, the FCC suspends most normal operations
and furloughs the majority of its staff.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, only employees.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Deemed essential, as well as certain functions funded by sources
other than congressional appropriations continue. Eighty one percent of the
FCC staff is currently furloughed.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now, aren't there.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wait, it's my understanding. There's not even that many people
that work at the FCC anymore. What's eighty one percent
of the staff, Like twelve people.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know. It's not like the irs. They still
got plenty.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, listen to this.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The phone lines for consumer complaints and inquiries cannot be
answered nice an enforcement action cease. You're right, if we
ever wanted to drop ato F bomb on the base
of the day, Yeah, and stick around. That'll probably be
coming up a little while.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Also, hopefully taser report could be a Florida man, could
be a criminals as stupid, could be all the same guy,
because that's happened before.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
What Actually, I believe you that is possible. All right,
Before we get to any of that, I've got some
other things on the docket here. The sombrero meme is
not going away.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Of all the things to get mad about, they did
a great job of proving that liberals are too stuffy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Senator Ted Cruz.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Who is happened to be hispanic, posted a mon taj
of Ai generated videos of Democrats wearing sombreros and getting mad.
Now we're on the radio, so it's not like you
could see this.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
It's all your favorite Democrat, right, sombreros on their heads.
That's pretty simple.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's all of them, right, there's Senator Reid and Klobachar
and all the different you know, Jillibrand and Gallego, and
it's just them with sombreros. Their Senator Tim Kaine. And
you're supposed to get mad about this, but remember the
people getting mad about it are mostly white people, and
a lot of the people posting it are Hispanic Republicans.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
And the minute somebody got and hackem Jeffrey supposed to
want the minute they got upset about it, that just
turned people loose on do we get.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
More Streisand effect? Yep, happens every single time. Man, you
get her in a sombrero too.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, but actually, now you mention it, that would be
pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Might as well? Yeah this, go ahead and do that
too quick. Somebody get a picture of Streisand and a sombrero.
That sounds great, but you're.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Trans and you get dementia, then do you just like
go back to default settings.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network take their sweet time, don't they.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Bro that's the new nine inch nails tron sound.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh they're the best.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You're talking over it. You're ruining it.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It was better before. Why are you doing that? Anyway,
so out now check it out. It's really good. Apparently
they're gonna be a Coachella performing with boys noise.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's pretty interesting.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, wait, aren't you guys excited?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I got some other emails coming into The Democrats are
pretty famous for cultural appropriation. But of course when they
do it, they think they're actually, you know, being nice.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh you mean like when Pelosi put on a dashiki
and took a knee for George Floyd.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You must have read this email already.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No, but I'm no I didn't. I'm just guessing that by.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That time Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats took a knee
on the floor of the Senate wearing their African garb.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
They were pledging allegiance to Wakanda that day.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, that's just the first thing I think of. There's
another examples.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
But boy, but turned out they didn't do much research
when they do. You think they just ordered those off
Amazon or something.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That little hats and scarfs and little tops they were
wearing and stuff. It was all basically from a tribe
in Africa, a people in the African continent that were
responsible for enslaving other Africans.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Right, that's the really awkward.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Part of this whole thing, part of the reason why
those dashikis are worn by people in Africa is because
they didn't get sent to the United States as part
of the transatlantic slave.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Trade thanks to themselves.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And I've never seen any white person in a tashiki other.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Than that one time.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I mean, growing up in the eighties and stuff, even then,
no white person would have been bold enough to donn
a dashiki. Maybe in a comedy movie like you know,
like Awayn's Brothers film or something.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
But so it's just all about the cultural appropriation of
the sombrero on their heads. Now, I gotta think that's
what everyone's discussed, got them really worked up. I mean,
nothing as bad as that has happened and forever. I mean,
you remember that that white girl that got stabbed to
death by a maniac on a on a bus or
a train car or something, you know. I mean, that
was kind of bad, but not nearly as bad as
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putting a sombrero on somebody's head.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure, I mean, you know, there's murder and then there's
cultural appropriation.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And that Charlie guy, which, by the way, let me
just tell you talked to a bunch of buddies that
you know, were old enough to go back to the
time they were invited for some cultural exchange with the
Vietnamese people back in the seventies. Oh that was a thing, huh.
And they said that they still get a little bit
triggered every time they hear somebody on the news on
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TV or or wherever talking about killing Charlie. And now
all these kids are up there going I'm Charlie, I'm Charlie.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm Charlie.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
To the guys that were innum at the time, being
Charlie wasn't a good thing, you know. I checked with
eight Ball Joker. Uh, and then uh, you know odd
Ball and Sailor. I believe they had some problems with
it too.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Do you think it's triggering their PTSD?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I think so, which, ironically, even PTSD is a thing
that liberals have culturally appropriated. How they do that, well,
they'll tell you they use the term trigger, right, They're like,
that's what they got. Trigger was a term used to
describe people at PTSD when they heard fireworks going off
or whatever. But then when liberals learned about that that, oh,
like a noise can cause trauma. Yeah, they're like, well,
(11:34):
I get triggered when people miss gender me. No, it's
not really the same thing. You just like being called
something stupid. You're not a day them.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
We also have an home actually to share with you guys.
I know you love these. But Corey said, actually that
politician lady that was almost naked was posing on a
pump jack.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Thank you, not an old Derek.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I said, I know the difference, but I don't think
the average listener knows the difference. I was trying to
talk to them in a language that they would understand.
I don't want to shoot over their heads, you know,
and start talking pump jacks and you know, jack up
riggs and all that kind of stuff. So I just
said Derek, because everybody thinks that that's what that is.
But yeah, the pump jack is the one that goes
up and down, up and down up. And it used
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to be a lot of them all over the place.
Not as many anymore, uh, and not just textas either.
I mean they got them out in California and all
over the place. But the Derek would be more like
what used to be on the Houston Oilers helmets.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
So that explains that yeah, and the pump jacks in California,
I think are pulling guacamoleia up out of the earth.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
If I'm not n't tase me, Broger, he'll tase you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Bro And now it's such a vaults. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Where are we going?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I thought you were gonna tell us.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I said, we probably have a taser report coming up
in a little while. I said, coming up. Well, now
I just feel stupid.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well you you shot it off too soon?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Can he?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I know that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Honestly, that's probably part of the reason why I'm singling.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Is it because you haven't tasered in a long time? Wait,
and then you just thought the.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Idea of a taser. It made you bring it up.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I got one.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I got one, everybody, there's plenty of them out there.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, today we take you to water Perry, Connecticut, ladies
and gentlemen, and this taser report's brought to you by
We'll get the tea, you know, tea for taser, Tea
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Speaker 4 (13:35):
We need to get in touch with Lisha over there.
Because it's a new month. Now, we're already two days
into a new month, and we got to check on
those monthly specials. We'll get to that in a while,
but right now, taser, somebody give it to them.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Good.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Today we tell you the story of Kyran Atkinson. He's
a white guy, dark, curly hair on top of his head,
kind of wooly, a little bit like Ran Paul. You
notice anything interesting about his mugshot? I want you to
look here at his nostrils and tell me what you see.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Does he does he have some bloggers in there?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It looks like there's stuff in his nose. And I
don't mean boogers. I mean it looks like like his
nose are filled with like baking soda or flowers that
I know. It's almost like there's powder inside his nose.
But that can't be true anyway. He got arrested for
striking a statue at a.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Church, I mean striking it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Police say they responded to a call at Basilika of
the Immaculate Conception.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Bestilica.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Sorry, okay, fine, it's important to you're a Catholic anyway.
Is that the Immaculate Conception on West Mainstream in Waterbury, Connecticut.
This happened earlier this week, yesterday morning. To be more exact,
there were reports of a disturbance. They claimed the disturbance
involved a weapon, and I'm not saying I know, but
I think it might evolve also involve some drugs.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well, oh well, that would explain the nose.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I'm just saying just that, that's what the mugshot looks
like to me. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So officers show up, and when they arrived they saw
something they had never seen before in having a fight
with a statue.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Was the statue winning or at least holding its own.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The statue was holding its own. He was striking the statue,
punching it. As it would appear, the report makes it
seem as though there was some kicking, some melee fisticuffs,
if you will, please say they said.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
The man refused to comply.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, that'll get your taser direct there.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Well you're not wrong about that. That was when they
deployed the barbes of justice.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
So he sat there shaking out on the floor, and
that was when they realized that. I don't know if
the statue was going to win the fight or not,
but the taser definitely did. In a Royal Rumble tag
team match of this guy in whatever substances he may
or may not have been on versus a statue and
a taser.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Sometimes, if you happen to be on drugs, which you
shouldn't be, and you can tell you that, sometimes you die,
even though the tays is supposed to be non lethal.
But the fact that you decided to commit a crime
while on drugs that makes it on you.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Foo.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I would say, don't you don't drugs would be my advice.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Now, how long will it be before we have a
burner report? Okay, well we'll get to that in just
a minute. Out of a taser report. The police is
going with the burners and that works too well. It's
an interesting point. I don't know the answer to that question.
I do know that this man at that point was
taken into custody. He was charged with two counts, the
second degree breach of peace, first degree criminal mischief, third
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degree criminal mischief. I'd love to know what the difference is, right,
interfering with an officer and deprivation of rights.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Deprivation of whose rights? The statue of a statue? Yeah,
the statue could not be reached for comment.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I bet not. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Ill that our listeners in Texas may recall several years
ago there was a woman who wanted to be railroad commissioner.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And this is a little.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Confusing to people outside of Texas because they don't understand
the railroad commissioner has nothing to do with the railroads, right.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This kind of odd, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
They used to Nowadays they're in charge of oil pipelines.
It's similar but different, right, Ah, it's very different. Sarah
Stagner's her name, and Sarah. Some Republicans don't like her
because they think she's too much of a lefty. In reality,
she's just a libertarian. And so she did this thing
to drum up publicity for her campaign where she modeled
naked or naked.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Ish almost naked.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I remember the name and definitely remember her posing on
a one named oil.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Derek's right in oil Derek. Can you explain what that
is to people? It's just a it's a thing that
you know. I think people know what they are. Most
people know, right. If you don't, you're probably not from
around here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, we definitely have them in Texas. So anyway, Sarah
loses that race against Wayne Christian to become the one
of the railroad commissioners in Texas, but down but not out,
moves out to West Texas, to Loving County, where where
the cult is.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
That's where the cult is. The Black cult is one
of many, but the one we were just talking.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
About yesterday, the one operated by this black guy, doctor
Malcolm Tanner.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
She runs for DA easily wins.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
She was just in the news about a month ago
mocking Dan Patrick because she was smoking pot on her
front lawn.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
And she's the hot you know, she's a DA. No
one's gonna arrest her. Yeah, that she does things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Now she's embroiled in a controversy with doctor Malcolm Tanner
because he's moving into the county trying to take over
the place.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
And that's the cult dude, And he want to run
the town and she want to run the town. But
what's he gonna do about it? Because she poses like,
you know, almost naked.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What can he do? You don't think he gonna look
good in the thong?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, Well, he makes it sound like he's the Messiah.
He's got the ability, he has formulas, he says, right,
he can you know, make your wildest.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's kind of like running for like Pedro, Right, you know,
Napoleon Dynamite's friend, You'll make all your dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Except in that case they were just being hyperbolic. This
guy actually claims he can do it.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
He's well, he claims, but he's also being hyperbolic because
he knows he can't. But he doesn't know that you
don't know he can't.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He seems to be implying that he has some kind
of divine powers that allow him to build houses and
even a lot of other black people from the black
rights community.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That you mean like scam artists, a general contractor license.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, oh that power.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, like the ability to create a house out of
thin air or something like.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You don't need a nail gun.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Anyway, he is fighting with the sheriff in Loving County.
There's not a lot of people there. It's not like
Harris County where there's millions of people.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Clearly, it's like the least populated county in the state.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So he found the head of the law enforcement there
is a chubby white guy, believe it or not, and
they started having an argument yesterday on social media.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's sure if you go to jail.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh he wasn't stilling, No, he wasn't stilling either.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Arrested.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh you tell me that.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
The last one before this one that went to jail
for child molestation.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Who's that? Who's that? I'm listening?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I got the people around the world Internet, you get
it anyway?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Does he have millions of people around the world listening?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Doctor Malcolm Tanner is I'm not really sure what he's
a doctor of, but he really seems to not like
the local people there, and he really doesn't like the
Houston Chronicle for writing a story about him. Even this
is one thing that conservatives and liberals seem to agree on.
This guy who has a criminal past in Indiana is
moving dozens of black people out to West Texas, where
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he promised them homes, but instead they're all living in tents.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They're living in squalor out there. It's hot, there's.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No jobs, there's no running water, there's no food, there's
no electricity.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
This would make a great TV show.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Let's get down there with the cameras.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I would watch it. I would watch the crap out
of this show. It's like, uh, and he kind of
dresses like masterpe. He wears like high tops and gold
chains and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
And you know, it really doesn't like white people. It
seems like there's a lot of folks out there that don't.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The Houston Chronicle, considered to be very liberal, did a
story on him that was quite quite critical. The Republicans
out in West Texas don't like the guy because he
seems to be trying to exploit the political system by
bringing in homeless people. It's a really weird story, it is.
I got to go out there, dude. If I wasn't
busy this weekend with the comedy show, I would drive
out there and we got that thing. Yeah, so you're
(04:41):
not going to go anyway. Tickets still event Joe only
general admission. It's basically sold out. We have some tickets
in the back we could fitch in.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
If you still want to go, go to Wheelchairs for
Warriors dot org buy your tickets right now.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I just made a pretty good point. Here's something we
need to think about. If the government is shut down
like they say it is, does if that mean the FCC,
the people that are in charge of what you do
and can't do on the radio. Isn't the FCC out
of work right now? Aren't they shut down? And if so,
doesn't that mean we can pretty much say anything we
(05:12):
want do right now and nobody question it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I hate to be that guy, but I've been saying
whatever I wanted the whole time.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Were we not supposed to be saying whatever we wanted?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I think the red nick just wants to start, you know,
cursing and probably throw out the N word efy now
and in and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That's not what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Which words did you want to say?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I wanted to say. You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, you can't say what about it? No, see it's
putting there. Yeah, it's censoring you right now. And you
also can't say mother with and shove it up in her,
stick it.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
In our hole.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's why we need the FCC.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
During a government shutdown, the FCC suspends most normal operations
and furloughs the majority of its staff.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, only employees.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Deemed essential, as well as certain functions funded by sources
other than congressional appropriations continue. Eighty one percent of the
FCC staff is currently furloughed.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now, aren't there.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wait, it's my understanding. There's not even that many people
that work at the FCC anymore. What's eighty one percent
of the staff, Like twelve people.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know. It's not like the irs. They still
got plenty.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, listen to this.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The phone lines for consumer complaints and inquiries cannot be
answered nice an enforcement action cease. You're right, if we
ever wanted to drop ato F bomb on the base
of the day, Yeah, and stick around. That'll probably be
coming up a little while.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Also, hopefully taser report could be a Florida man, could
be a criminals as stupid, could be all the same guy,
because that's happened before.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
What Actually, I believe you that is possible. All right,
Before we get to any of that, I've got some
other things on the docket here. The sombrero meme is
not going away.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Of all the things to get mad about, they did
a great job of proving that liberals are too stuffy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Senator Ted Cruz.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Who is happened to be hispanic, posted a mon taj
of Ai generated videos of Democrats wearing sombreros and getting mad.
Now we're on the radio, so it's not like you
could see this.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
It's all your favorite Democrat, right, sombreros on their heads.
That's pretty simple.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's all of them, right, there's Senator Reid and Klobachar
and all the different you know, Jillibrand and Gallego, and
it's just them with sombreros. Their Senator Tim Kaine. And
you're supposed to get mad about this, but remember the
people getting mad about it are mostly white people, and
a lot of the people posting it are Hispanic Republicans.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
And the minute somebody got and hackem Jeffrey supposed to
want the minute they got upset about it, that just
turned people loose on do we get.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
More Streisand effect? Yep, happens every single time. Man, you
get her in a sombrero too.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, but actually, now you mention it, that would be
pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Might as well? Yeah this, go ahead and do that
too quick. Somebody get a picture of Streisand and a sombrero.
That sounds great, but you're.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Trans and you get dementia, then do you just like
go back to default settings.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network take their sweet time, don't they.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Bro that's the new nine inch nails tron sound.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh they're the best.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You're talking over it. You're ruining it.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It was better before. Why are you doing that? Anyway,
so out now check it out. It's really good. Apparently
they're gonna be a Coachella performing with boys noise.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's pretty interesting.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, wait, aren't you guys excited?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I got some other emails coming into The Democrats are
pretty famous for cultural appropriation. But of course when they
do it, they think they're actually, you know, being nice.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh you mean like when Pelosi put on a dashiki
and took a knee for George Floyd.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You must have read this email already.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No, but I'm no I didn't. I'm just guessing that by.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That time Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats took a knee
on the floor of the Senate wearing their African garb.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
They were pledging allegiance to Wakanda that day.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, that's just the first thing I think of. There's
another examples.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
But boy, but turned out they didn't do much research
when they do. You think they just ordered those off
Amazon or something.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That little hats and scarfs and little tops they were
wearing and stuff. It was all basically from a tribe
in Africa, a people in the African continent that were
responsible for enslaving other Africans.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Right, that's the really awkward.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Part of this whole thing, part of the reason why
those dashikis are worn by people in Africa is because
they didn't get sent to the United States as part
of the transatlantic slave.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Trade thanks to themselves.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And I've never seen any white person in a tashiki other.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Than that one time.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I mean, growing up in the eighties and stuff, even then,
no white person would have been bold enough to donn
a dashiki. Maybe in a comedy movie like you know,
like Awayn's Brothers film or something.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
But so it's just all about the cultural appropriation of
the sombrero on their heads. Now, I gotta think that's
what everyone's discussed, got them really worked up. I mean,
nothing as bad as that has happened and forever. I mean,
you remember that that white girl that got stabbed to
death by a maniac on a on a bus or
a train car or something, you know. I mean, that
was kind of bad, but not nearly as bad as
(10:18):
putting a sombrero on somebody's head.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure, I mean, you know, there's murder and then there's
cultural appropriation.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And that Charlie guy, which, by the way, let me
just tell you talked to a bunch of buddies that
you know, were old enough to go back to the
time they were invited for some cultural exchange with the
Vietnamese people back in the seventies. Oh that was a thing, huh.
And they said that they still get a little bit
triggered every time they hear somebody on the news on
(10:45):
TV or or wherever talking about killing Charlie. And now
all these kids are up there going I'm Charlie, I'm Charlie.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm Charlie.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
To the guys that were innum at the time, being
Charlie wasn't a good thing, you know. I checked with
eight Ball Joker. Uh, and then uh, you know odd
Ball and Sailor. I believe they had some problems with
it too.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Do you think it's triggering their PTSD?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I think so, which, ironically, even PTSD is a thing
that liberals have culturally appropriated. How they do that, well,
they'll tell you they use the term trigger, right, They're like,
that's what they got. Trigger was a term used to
describe people at PTSD when they heard fireworks going off
or whatever. But then when liberals learned about that that, oh,
like a noise can cause trauma. Yeah, they're like, well,
(11:34):
I get triggered when people miss gender me. No, it's
not really the same thing. You just like being called
something stupid. You're not a day them.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
We also have an home actually to share with you guys.
I know you love these. But Corey said, actually that
politician lady that was almost naked was posing on a
pump jack.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Thank you, not an old Derek.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I said, I know the difference, but I don't think
the average listener knows the difference. I was trying to
talk to them in a language that they would understand.
I don't want to shoot over their heads, you know,
and start talking pump jacks and you know, jack up
riggs and all that kind of stuff. So I just
said Derek, because everybody thinks that that's what that is.
But yeah, the pump jack is the one that goes
up and down, up and down up. And it used
(12:19):
to be a lot of them all over the place.
Not as many anymore, uh, and not just textas either.
I mean they got them out in California and all
over the place. But the Derek would be more like
what used to be on the Houston Oilers helmets.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
So that explains that yeah, and the pump jacks in California,
I think are pulling guacamoleia up out of the earth.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
If I'm not n't tase me, Broger, he'll tase you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Bro And now it's such a vaults. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Where are we going?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I thought you were gonna tell us.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I said, we probably have a taser report coming up
in a little while. I said, coming up. Well, now
I just feel stupid.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well you you shot it off too soon?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Can he?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I know that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Honestly, that's probably part of the reason why I'm singling.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Is it because you haven't tasered in a long time? Wait,
and then you just thought the.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Idea of a taser. It made you bring it up.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I got one.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I got one, everybody, there's plenty of them out there.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, today we take you to water Perry, Connecticut, ladies
and gentlemen, and this taser report's brought to you by
We'll get the tea, you know, tea for taser, Tea
for taser. That's right, get the key out.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
We need to get in touch with Lisha over there.
Because it's a new month. Now, we're already two days
into a new month, and we got to check on
those monthly specials. We'll get to that in a while,
but right now, taser, somebody give it to them.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Good.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Today we tell you the story of Kyran Atkinson. He's
a white guy, dark, curly hair on top of his head,
kind of wooly, a little bit like Ran Paul. You
notice anything interesting about his mugshot? I want you to
look here at his nostrils and tell me what you see.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Does he does he have some bloggers in there?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It looks like there's stuff in his nose. And I
don't mean boogers. I mean it looks like like his
nose are filled with like baking soda or flowers that
I know. It's almost like there's powder inside his nose.
But that can't be true anyway. He got arrested for
striking a statue at a.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Church, I mean striking it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Police say they responded to a call at Basilika of
the Immaculate Conception.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Bestilica.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Sorry, okay, fine, it's important to you're a Catholic anyway.
Is that the Immaculate Conception on West Mainstream in Waterbury, Connecticut.
This happened earlier this week, yesterday morning. To be more exact,
there were reports of a disturbance. They claimed the disturbance
involved a weapon, and I'm not saying I know, but
I think it might evolve also involve some drugs.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well, oh well, that would explain the nose.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I'm just saying just that, that's what the mugshot looks
like to me. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So officers show up, and when they arrived they saw
something they had never seen before in having a fight
with a statue.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Was the statue winning or at least holding its own.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The statue was holding its own. He was striking the statue,
punching it. As it would appear, the report makes it
seem as though there was some kicking, some melee fisticuffs,
if you will, please say they said.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
The man refused to comply.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, that'll get your taser direct there.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Well you're not wrong about that. That was when they
deployed the barbes of justice.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
So he sat there shaking out on the floor, and
that was when they realized that. I don't know if
the statue was going to win the fight or not,
but the taser definitely did. In a Royal Rumble tag
team match of this guy in whatever substances he may
or may not have been on versus a statue and
a taser.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Sometimes, if you happen to be on drugs, which you
shouldn't be, and you can tell you that, sometimes you die,
even though the tays is supposed to be non lethal.
But the fact that you decided to commit a crime
while on drugs that makes it on you.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Foo.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I would say, don't you don't drugs would be my advice.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Now, how long will it be before we have a
burner report? Okay, well we'll get to that in just
a minute. Out of a taser report. The police is
going with the burners and that works too well. It's
an interesting point. I don't know the answer to that question.
I do know that this man at that point was
taken into custody. He was charged with two counts, the
second degree breach of peace, first degree criminal mischief, third
(16:24):
degree criminal mischief. I'd love to know what the difference is, right,
interfering with an officer and deprivation of rights.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Deprivation of whose rights? The statue of a statue? Yeah,
the statue could not be reached for comment.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I bet not. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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