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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, I was just telling them, but we probably shouldn't
be calling everybody crazy all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Why what's the matter, what if they're crazy? What if
they are crazy? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I just saw this headline, and I really think it
makes a good point. Democrats aren't insane or unhinged. They
are deliberately and methodically anti American.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, my buddy Jesse says, stop calling the Democrats soft
on crime. The point of their criminal justice policies is
to start a revolution. They're not soft on crime. They're
intentionally trying to make the country unsafe.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
All the stuff they've been doing all these years they
do intentionally. We've mentioned that time and time again. But
I do find it to be crazy to try to
bring down America and turn it into a communist country.
I don't think that's smart. I don't think it's normal.
You got a perfectly good country here and they want
to screw it up.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
All right. I got a map here of places where
you may not want to fly today.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You might not be able to fly because they're they're
not paying the air traffic controllers and some of those
guys aren't coming to work.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The FAA is reporting staffing issues at the following airports.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Let's start with this one, Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
If you were gonna go do cocaine and play blackjack today,
you may want to check the airport before you go.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
They may not have enough people to get you through
the TSA.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We've got a lot of flight delays. It's got cancelations.
You might get there and not be able to get back.
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Houston and Dallas, Mmmm, Chicago, where's this now? Chicago?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Chicago, Nashville and Atlanta, Boston, Newark and Philadelphia. Those are
the airports today where they're just insane lines now. To
be fair, some of those cities have more than one airport.
They're not explaining here if they mean O'Hair or Midway,
Do they mean Hobby or Bush? Do they mean Love
or DFW doesn't say it, just says those cities are
(01:49):
having staffing issues today.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Hey, maybe this would be.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
A great time to remind everybody we didn't used to
subsidize security at the airport. We used to make the
airlines pay for their own security.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Remember that. We called it the good old days. There
was a time when those weren't government employees. In the airline.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You'd pay the airline, and if you didn't care that
much about security, you could fly a cheaper airline.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
But in fact, I.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Think today looking through this day in history earlier and
didn't really seem necessary to bring it up, but I
think today is the anniversary of that. Starting back in
two thousand and one, we were just a month or
so after nine to eleven, and that's when they started
making those changes.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You're right, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Once upon a time we all got real emotional about
something and then we passed a law that made everything worse.
Starting to notice a repeated series of events here.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, we don't seem to learn from our mistakes very well.
Some people don't think they're mistakes because they're doing it
on barbus.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's like when we have drag queens, spend time with
little kids, and then we're surprised for wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
In the meantime, the fattest person in the world when
we first saw this video.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Make your way over, if you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Have your iPhone or your Android, or you're just not
driving right now, make your way over to the Walton
and Johnson Instagram account and be prepared to see something
that is probably going to nauseate you when you see.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's a lot to look at, especially if you don't
like fat people.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, so there's this fat guy who lives in an
apartment building in West Palm Beach and he's got a
medical emergency. So I mean, when I'm talking fat, I
mean comically fat, like fat bastard in Austin. Powers had
nothing on this guy. Oh no, literally fatter than that guy.
They brought out TV news crews and professional photographers. They
put him on what would you call that a freight
(03:35):
to create What is he on there? Billy ed, what
is the pallet? It's a palette, that's the.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Word I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Sure, he'd on a wooden pallette, which you normally, you know,
stack a bunch of stuff on so you could lift
it with a fork lift. They are using a fork
lift on fat boy there. He has not left his apartment,
probably in years or months.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Who knows. Who knows how they even find clothing big
enough for this guy get them out of the Did
they have to tear the wall down to get him
out of the door?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Would have had to or they had two It was like,
because they're not in a big apartment building, but he's
not on the first floor either, right, And they're lowering
him down using a crane and not just a crane.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It looks like they used to crane to lower him
down onto the palette on the forklift, and then the
forklift took over and it looked like for a secondary
I mean, and this ain't no ordinary forklift. This is
heavy dude, like one of them big wreckers, you know
that they come out tow trucks when an eighteen wheeler
needs hauling, versus just a regular wrecker for a car.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
This is a huge tow trip mos eight forkliff.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
When I first saw this, I thought this was one
of the generals Pete Hegseth's been telling us about.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They did say the military leaders have all gotten a
little bit heavy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And as this is happening, one of the construction workers
is a team of people. One of the contractors whatever
they are, the maintenance guys, is wearing a safety helmet, right,
and it's got red, white and blue flag on it.
If I was Russia, if I was China, this is
the video I would show to my people to explain
to them why we're better than Americans. This is so humiliating.
(05:02):
The entire country should be ashamed of this video.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You got to think, as an enemy who might want
to go to war with us and take over the world.
If all Americans look like that, we won't even have
to aim. You just blindly fire at them, and you're
going to hit them because they're huge.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
The headline man rescued from apartment with grant crane and
dramatic West Palm Beach Health emergency. Guys, this is this
makes me think I should move to Canada or something.
This is it is shamefully bad. This is so bad.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Did they say how much you weigh?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean that that should have been in the story,
because you're going, what do you think in six?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's hard to judge seven hundred? I don't know. Eight
I yeah, I don't know. It doesn't say here.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
His one leg that I can see, probably ways more
than you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I mean, this guy's got away upwards a five hundred
and six hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Pounds, say six for sure? It maybe higher. I cannot
believe this guy exists. How is this a real news story?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And that he had a medical emergency wouldn't be in
that fat be a medical emergency enough?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, but they had to wait for something else to happen. Yeah,
this was the emergency.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What was it that had to be bad? If you're
in that pad of shape? And I hate to be
insensitive because I value life.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I have noticed people like yourself who've lost a good
amount of weight recently forty fifty pounds or whatever, have
a tendency to do more fat shaming than those who
have never been fat in the first place. Huh, and
that your show. You're proving my point right now? What
are you suggesting? Well, look, you're probably maybe going a
(06:44):
little overboard on the fat shaming because you, at one time,
not that long ago, were a little heavy yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is what.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
In fact, I found a funny, funny picture of you.
Six hundred pounds is the answer. By the six I
was right, Okay, what's that? You saw a photo? I
mean when I was heavier.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, yeah, I walk around showing it to people all
the time. In fact, I have a photo of me
when I'm overweight, and it's a picture of me with
Nicky Haley, And once in a while, when I'm feeling
real cocky, I just take that photo out and I
look at it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And really it really humbles me and I need it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's the picture of you where you're also making that
big goofy grin right where you're going like that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's every picture of me, I know.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, we have two Vietnams side by side, North and South.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. All right, Billy, explain this
to me.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You're watching TV with Preleine and something confusing happens.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And then what does she do? What brought all this up?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, you know, we're just talking about how women watch
TV differently than men do.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Will Yeah, Generally we'll be watching a show of some
kind of movie, TV show, whatever it is, streaming because
you know I don't do that cable no more?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Who does?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And some guy will pop up on screen we hadn't
seen before, and aldud and she'll.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Look at me. It's like, well, who's this guy?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What's he here for? What's he gonna do?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think the way this works is if you just
sit there, real quiet and pay attention, the show will
eventually answer your questions.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
See, I generally think women are smarter than men. They're
more patient, they're more observant.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Does that count?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Greta have more empathy? Women are generally just better than men.
But there's two things we're way better at than they are,
telling stories and watching TV. We can tell a story
quite well. There was this thing, and then this other
thing happened and everything changed, and this.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is the result, and we'll get to the end on
one breath, right exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
And then women have a hard time watching TV because
there will be some vague foreshadowing to some plot point
and women will see that and they'll go, why is
that happening?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
You know what really messes her up those shows where
they go back or forward in time, like pulp fiction thing.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, that was tricky chronological.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
At the start of the show, something happened, and then
they go back a month before that and show you
what led up to it, and the entire time we're
leading up to it, she's like, well, why are they
doing that, Well, they already showed you the first part
where it's going to end. You just got to sit
there and be patients.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's the point of the show. You just be patient.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Now. I know it's confusing, but the whole point of
the show is that you're not supposed to know what's
going to happen.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's like a joke.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
If I told you the punchline first, it wouldn't be
very funny when I after I told the joke.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
But no, it's different now I digress. Well, yeah you should. Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I think President Trump has people eavesdropping on our show,
which is fine.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We call it listening. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Because after the little comedy event we had this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Operation Comedy Therapy twenty twenty five, Trump.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Has announced they're going to give away free sombreros to
the first ten thousand illegals who self deport.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
They want to be like us. They're copying you, is
what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
We saw the sombrero to a guy in the crowd
for one hundred bucks and he gave that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We gave it to a wheelchair Warriors. He didn't have
to leave the country, but he did have to give
up a bingjamoin. Yeah. Well it was for the kids.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah all right, Well I thought it was for grown ups.
Those grown ups have kids. Joe Biden was at the
Phillies game on Monday doing his best Joe Biden impression.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Does he know? He was there and it was just
as good as a kids.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Guys, why would they drag him out to some baseball game.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Joe Biden didn't make it look like he is aware
of the surroundings. People were booing him. They were saying,
f Joe Biden, and let's go brand at the baseball game.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Can you imagine the crowd that would be around Trump
Biden shuffling through the Dodgers Phillies playoff game on Monday night.
Nobody even notices him theirs And then people started chanting,
let's go Brandon hate it? And I thought he was, Well,
I guess he's from Scranton. You don't know what he
always likes to tell people.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You mean the same place as the office.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, he's from Pennsylvania. But he was the Delaware senator.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And why are there like twenty people in Delaware? Everybody
knows everybody. I should go to Delaware lots. Yeah, how
long would I have to live in Delaware before I
could take over it? The only people that get to
lord it over is Rhode Island. You know, that's the smallest.
Pretty much, what do we need Rhode Island for? Can
they just smosh them all together and make just one
state out of it? That's what I think. You know,
they say that all the time. About the Dakotas or
(11:23):
the you know, Wyoming and Montana. Why is that two states?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
At least they're big. We'll combine the Dakota's, that's fine.
But then all those upper East coast states that are
that are like smaller than some of the Houston suburbs.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A lot of them part of the original thirteen colonies. Yeah, yeah,
we don't need thirteen of those. They could be five
or sent over it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That was hundreds of years ago. Move home, people, you know, yeah,
get over it. Yeah, things change. Things were different then
and they're different now.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I will tell you some people who are still working,
and I'm sure they're still getting paid, just like our
congress men and women, you know, the air traffic controllers
ain't getting paid, cops not get paid, Soldiers irs seems
to still be working at a rapid pace. They're still
sending out letters to people, and they're still insisting, really
(12:12):
that you give them money.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Now, one group of people that don't have any money
right now is NPR and PBS. So PBS is going
to start auctioning off old Bob Ross paintings that they
have after the federal funding cuts this says nothing to
do with the government shutdown.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
No, it's just somebody's idea way to make money. Does
the Bob Ross family get some of this money or.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
No, No, it belongs to the PBS is going to
use it to stay on the air. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You have a family, and shouldn't they participate in some
of these games.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't think gay men could procreate back then.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I don't think so. I do want to buy one
because he was gay? Yeah, I think so. I do
want to buy one of his paintings. Didn't he want
payt Mohammed?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Hello, I'm Bob Rosenberg. Here we are again, folks. Hope
you have your easel set up and you're almighty pallets ready.
We're gonna paint a fantastic portrait of Mohammed today.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
First, we'll start with the background and paint seventy two
happy little virgins in heaven. Don't forget to add the
nice little burkas for them. Oh, there we are little
Casper ghosts with eyeholes. Let's move on to the prophet himself.
We'll mix up some Van Dyke brown and khaki and
paint a turban. Take your brush over here and add
a beautiful long beard. Oh, I can smell it from here.
(13:26):
Let's add a happy little rock by his foot in
case someone needs stoning. That's our little secret, right there,
a littlettle rocky.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I know, I have to go ahead and just admit something.
What's that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I stumbled across a channel on my TV a couple
of weeks ago. Yeah, and it was old old shows
of his and he's doing that painting.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Sure, that's what he did.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, and I got that back in the day when
he was alive and doing the shows, you know, regular
I could have never had any interest in looking at it.
I started watching that, and I got to tell you,
a guy just a huge It's like a magician with
a paint brush, wasn't he He could just go up there
and just go like step like that, and next thing
you know, you got mountains, waterfalls, trees and everything.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's just it's just crazy. That's what the show is about. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, but I didn't watch it back then, and I'm
watching it now. Plus it's also very relaxing if you
planned on taking like a afternoon nap or something, just
listening to him talking about like that guy who's just
painting little happy rocks and trees and stuff, and the
next thing you know, you, oh, some of the best
sleep of my life.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I can't figure out if this is an endorsement of
PBS or like he likes my broth, or if you're
making fun of it and you're just kind of like
bo Key messing with us.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, I'm watching the shows now, man, Although after about
ten paintings you start to notice they kind of all
start looking a light. It's the same thing, mountains and
trees and there's usually a stream of some kind.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And that's what, you know what.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
He never did seem to do, at least I've never
seen it that never never, never put birds up in
the sky. Always do the clouds and the sun and
all this kind of stick a bird in there every
now and then.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That was a good bit about Bob Ross hang a
bird out on the ball roofs painting Johnny things.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Don't forget boys and girls too?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Are we done?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Eat it every day? Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end. Does
that mean we're going away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might
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Speaker 1 (15:46):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton and
Johnson dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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What what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, I was just telling them, but we probably shouldn't
be calling everybody crazy all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Why what's the matter, what if they're crazy? What if
they are crazy? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I just saw this headline, and I really think it
makes a good point. Democrats aren't insane or unhinged. They
are deliberately and methodically anti American.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, my buddy Jesse says, stop calling the Democrats soft
on crime. The point of their criminal justice policies is
to start a revolution. They're not soft on crime. They're
intentionally trying to make the country unsafe.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
All the stuff they've been doing all these years they
do intentionally. We've mentioned that time and time again. But
I do find it to be crazy to try to
bring down America and turn it into a communist country.
I don't think that's smart. I don't think it's normal.
You got a perfectly good country here and they want
to screw it up.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
All right. I got a map here of places where
you may not want to fly today.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You might not be able to fly because they're they're
not paying the air traffic controllers and some of those
guys aren't coming to work.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The FAA is reporting staffing issues at the following airports.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Let's start with this one, Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
If you were gonna go do cocaine and play blackjack today,
you may want to check the airport before you go.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
They may not have enough people to get you through
the TSA.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We've got a lot of flight delays. It's got cancelations.
You might get there and not be able to get back.
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Houston and Dallas, Mmmm, Chicago, where's this now? Chicago?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Chicago, Nashville and Atlanta, Boston, Newark and Philadelphia. Those are
the airports today where they're just insane lines now. To
be fair, some of those cities have more than one airport.
They're not explaining here if they mean O'Hair or Midway,
Do they mean Hobby or Bush? Do they mean Love
or DFW doesn't say it, just says those cities are
(01:49):
having staffing issues today.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Hey, maybe this would be.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
A great time to remind everybody we didn't used to
subsidize security at the airport. We used to make the
airlines pay for their own security.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Remember that. We called it the good old days. There
was a time when those weren't government employees. In the airline.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You'd pay the airline, and if you didn't care that
much about security, you could fly a cheaper airline.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
But in fact, I.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Think today looking through this day in history earlier and
didn't really seem necessary to bring it up, but I
think today is the anniversary of that. Starting back in
two thousand and one, we were just a month or
so after nine to eleven, and that's when they started
making those changes.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You're right, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Once upon a time we all got real emotional about
something and then we passed a law that made everything worse.
Starting to notice a repeated series of events here.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, we don't seem to learn from our mistakes very well.
Some people don't think they're mistakes because they're doing it
on barbus.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's like when we have drag queens, spend time with
little kids, and then we're surprised for wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
In the meantime, the fattest person in the world when
we first saw this video.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Make your way over, if you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Have your iPhone or your Android, or you're just not
driving right now, make your way over to the Walton
and Johnson Instagram account and be prepared to see something
that is probably going to nauseate you when you see.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's a lot to look at, especially if you don't
like fat people.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, so there's this fat guy who lives in an
apartment building in West Palm Beach and he's got a
medical emergency. So I mean, when I'm talking fat, I
mean comically fat, like fat bastard in Austin. Powers had
nothing on this guy. Oh no, literally fatter than that guy.
They brought out TV news crews and professional photographers. They
put him on what would you call that a freight
(03:35):
to create What is he on there? Billy ed, what
is the pallet? It's a palette, that's the.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Word I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Sure, he'd on a wooden pallette, which you normally, you know,
stack a bunch of stuff on so you could lift
it with a fork lift. They are using a fork
lift on fat boy there. He has not left his apartment,
probably in years or months.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Who knows. Who knows how they even find clothing big
enough for this guy get them out of the Did
they have to tear the wall down to get him
out of the door?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Would have had to or they had two It was like,
because they're not in a big apartment building, but he's
not on the first floor either, right, And they're lowering
him down using a crane and not just a crane.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It looks like they used to crane to lower him
down onto the palette on the forklift, and then the
forklift took over and it looked like for a secondary
I mean, and this ain't no ordinary forklift. This is
heavy dude, like one of them big wreckers, you know
that they come out tow trucks when an eighteen wheeler
needs hauling, versus just a regular wrecker for a car.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
This is a huge tow trip mos eight forkliff.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
When I first saw this, I thought this was one
of the generals Pete Hegseth's been telling us about.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They did say the military leaders have all gotten a
little bit heavy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And as this is happening, one of the construction workers
is a team of people. One of the contractors whatever
they are, the maintenance guys, is wearing a safety helmet, right,
and it's got red, white and blue flag on it.
If I was Russia, if I was China, this is
the video I would show to my people to explain
to them why we're better than Americans. This is so humiliating.
(05:02):
The entire country should be ashamed of this video.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You got to think, as an enemy who might want
to go to war with us and take over the world.
If all Americans look like that, we won't even have
to aim. You just blindly fire at them, and you're
going to hit them because they're huge.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
The headline man rescued from apartment with grant crane and
dramatic West Palm Beach Health emergency. Guys, this is this
makes me think I should move to Canada or something.
This is it is shamefully bad. This is so bad.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Did they say how much you weigh?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean that that should have been in the story,
because you're going, what do you think in six?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's hard to judge seven hundred? I don't know. Eight
I yeah, I don't know. It doesn't say here.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
His one leg that I can see, probably ways more
than you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I mean, this guy's got away upwards a five hundred
and six hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Pounds, say six for sure? It maybe higher. I cannot
believe this guy exists. How is this a real news story?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And that he had a medical emergency wouldn't be in
that fat be a medical emergency enough?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, but they had to wait for something else to happen. Yeah,
this was the emergency.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What was it that had to be bad? If you're
in that pad of shape? And I hate to be
insensitive because I value life.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I have noticed people like yourself who've lost a good
amount of weight recently forty fifty pounds or whatever, have
a tendency to do more fat shaming than those who
have never been fat in the first place. Huh, and
that your show. You're proving my point right now? What
are you suggesting? Well, look, you're probably maybe going a
(06:44):
little overboard on the fat shaming because you, at one time,
not that long ago, were a little heavy yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is what.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
In fact, I found a funny, funny picture of you.
Six hundred pounds is the answer. By the six I
was right, Okay, what's that? You saw a photo? I
mean when I was heavier.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, yeah, I walk around showing it to people all
the time. In fact, I have a photo of me
when I'm overweight, and it's a picture of me with
Nicky Haley, And once in a while, when I'm feeling
real cocky, I just take that photo out and I
look at it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And really it really humbles me and I need it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's the picture of you where you're also making that
big goofy grin right where you're going like that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's every picture of me, I know.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, we have two Vietnams side by side, North and South.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. All right, Billy, explain this
to me.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You're watching TV with Preleine and something confusing happens.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And then what does she do? What brought all this up?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, you know, we're just talking about how women watch
TV differently than men do.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Will Yeah, Generally we'll be watching a show of some
kind of movie, TV show, whatever it is, streaming because
you know I don't do that cable no more?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Who does?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And some guy will pop up on screen we hadn't
seen before, and aldud and she'll.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Look at me. It's like, well, who's this guy?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What's he here for? What's he gonna do?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think the way this works is if you just
sit there, real quiet and pay attention, the show will
eventually answer your questions.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
See, I generally think women are smarter than men. They're
more patient, they're more observant.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Does that count?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Greta have more empathy? Women are generally just better than men.
But there's two things we're way better at than they are,
telling stories and watching TV. We can tell a story
quite well. There was this thing, and then this other
thing happened and everything changed, and this.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is the result, and we'll get to the end on
one breath, right exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
And then women have a hard time watching TV because
there will be some vague foreshadowing to some plot point
and women will see that and they'll go, why is
that happening?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
You know what really messes her up those shows where
they go back or forward in time, like pulp fiction thing.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, that was tricky chronological.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
At the start of the show, something happened, and then
they go back a month before that and show you
what led up to it, and the entire time we're
leading up to it, she's like, well, why are they
doing that, Well, they already showed you the first part
where it's going to end. You just got to sit
there and be patients.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's the point of the show. You just be patient.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Now. I know it's confusing, but the whole point of
the show is that you're not supposed to know what's
going to happen.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's like a joke.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
If I told you the punchline first, it wouldn't be
very funny when I after I told the joke.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
But no, it's different now I digress. Well, yeah you should. Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I think President Trump has people eavesdropping on our show,
which is fine.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We call it listening. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Because after the little comedy event we had this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Operation Comedy Therapy twenty twenty five, Trump.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Has announced they're going to give away free sombreros to
the first ten thousand illegals who self deport.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
They want to be like us. They're copying you, is
what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
We saw the sombrero to a guy in the crowd
for one hundred bucks and he gave that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We gave it to a wheelchair Warriors. He didn't have
to leave the country, but he did have to give
up a bingjamoin. Yeah. Well it was for the kids.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah all right, Well I thought it was for grown ups.
Those grown ups have kids. Joe Biden was at the
Phillies game on Monday doing his best Joe Biden impression.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Does he know? He was there and it was just
as good as a kids.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Guys, why would they drag him out to some baseball game.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Joe Biden didn't make it look like he is aware
of the surroundings. People were booing him. They were saying,
f Joe Biden, and let's go brand at the baseball game.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Can you imagine the crowd that would be around Trump
Biden shuffling through the Dodgers Phillies playoff game on Monday night.
Nobody even notices him theirs And then people started chanting,
let's go Brandon hate it? And I thought he was, Well,
I guess he's from Scranton. You don't know what he
always likes to tell people.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You mean the same place as the office.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, he's from Pennsylvania. But he was the Delaware senator.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And why are there like twenty people in Delaware? Everybody
knows everybody. I should go to Delaware lots. Yeah, how
long would I have to live in Delaware before I
could take over it? The only people that get to
lord it over is Rhode Island. You know, that's the smallest.
Pretty much, what do we need Rhode Island for? Can
they just smosh them all together and make just one
state out of it? That's what I think. You know,
they say that all the time. About the Dakotas or
(11:23):
the you know, Wyoming and Montana. Why is that two states?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
At least they're big. We'll combine the Dakota's, that's fine.
But then all those upper East coast states that are
that are like smaller than some of the Houston suburbs.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A lot of them part of the original thirteen colonies. Yeah, yeah,
we don't need thirteen of those. They could be five
or sent over it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That was hundreds of years ago. Move home, people, you know, yeah,
get over it. Yeah, things change. Things were different then
and they're different now.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I will tell you some people who are still working,
and I'm sure they're still getting paid, just like our
congress men and women, you know, the air traffic controllers
ain't getting paid, cops not get paid, Soldiers irs seems
to still be working at a rapid pace. They're still
sending out letters to people, and they're still insisting, really
(12:12):
that you give them money.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Now, one group of people that don't have any money
right now is NPR and PBS. So PBS is going
to start auctioning off old Bob Ross paintings that they
have after the federal funding cuts this says nothing to
do with the government shutdown.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
No, it's just somebody's idea way to make money. Does
the Bob Ross family get some of this money or.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
No, No, it belongs to the PBS is going to
use it to stay on the air. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You have a family, and shouldn't they participate in some
of these games.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't think gay men could procreate back then.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I don't think so. I do want to buy one
because he was gay? Yeah, I think so. I do
want to buy one of his paintings. Didn't he want
payt Mohammed?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Hello, I'm Bob Rosenberg. Here we are again, folks. Hope
you have your easel set up and you're almighty pallets ready.
We're gonna paint a fantastic portrait of Mohammed today.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
First, we'll start with the background and paint seventy two
happy little virgins in heaven. Don't forget to add the
nice little burkas for them. Oh, there we are little
Casper ghosts with eyeholes. Let's move on to the prophet himself.
We'll mix up some Van Dyke brown and khaki and
paint a turban. Take your brush over here and add
a beautiful long beard. Oh, I can smell it from here.
(13:26):
Let's add a happy little rock by his foot in
case someone needs stoning. That's our little secret, right there,
a littlettle rocky.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I know, I have to go ahead and just admit something.
What's that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I stumbled across a channel on my TV a couple
of weeks ago. Yeah, and it was old old shows
of his and he's doing that painting.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Sure, that's what he did.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, and I got that back in the day when
he was alive and doing the shows, you know, regular
I could have never had any interest in looking at it.
I started watching that, and I got to tell you,
a guy just a huge It's like a magician with
a paint brush, wasn't he He could just go up there
and just go like step like that, and next thing
you know, you got mountains, waterfalls, trees and everything.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's just it's just crazy. That's what the show is about. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, but I didn't watch it back then, and I'm
watching it now. Plus it's also very relaxing if you
planned on taking like a afternoon nap or something, just
listening to him talking about like that guy who's just
painting little happy rocks and trees and stuff, and the
next thing you know, you, oh, some of the best
sleep of my life.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I can't figure out if this is an endorsement of
PBS or like he likes my broth, or if you're
making fun of it and you're just kind of like
bo Key messing with us.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, I'm watching the shows now, man, Although after about
ten paintings you start to notice they kind of all
start looking a light. It's the same thing, mountains and
trees and there's usually a stream of some kind.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And that's what, you know what.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
He never did seem to do, at least I've never
seen it that never never, never put birds up in
the sky. Always do the clouds and the sun and
all this kind of stick a bird in there every
now and then.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That was a good bit about Bob Ross hang a
bird out on the ball roofs painting Johnny things.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Don't forget boys and girls too?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Are we done?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Eat it every day? Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end. Does
that mean we're going away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might
reply yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton and
Johnson dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
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