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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, it's one of those days, you know, But I
out here another workday already, all right, we just worked yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Those are one of those moments where sometimes we get
on the air, we don't know if anyone can hear us,
and so there's a part of me that really wants
to put my heart into this, and then there's a
part of me that's like, I don't waste it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Huh right, why wouldn't people be able to hear us today?
We have the same microphones and the same broadcast equipment
that we have every day.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Felt our normal producer that runs aboard in the morning
is off this week, so we got a fill in
guy and he forgot his key card. Now I'm it's
not it's not like I'm overqualified, but I'm not used
to having to go down the hall and crank all
the little knobs, and you work in here, you don't
work down the hole, plug all that. I had to
go set up that. It's not hard, it's just I
never do it. Yeah, So I went down there and
(00:48):
I set it up, and I may or may not
and there's no way of knowing. I can't listen to
the show while I'm talking on the show. So anyway,
I'm not trying to overanalyze this, but there is a
possibility nobody can hear us or everybody can't. And I'm
just I sound like a jerk.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I don't know. We don't get two worked up.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We just got an email from Seanan saying to have
a good Wednesday. So I guess that's what we're going
to have to do.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Sean. You know what, Yeah, you saved us, buddy. I
almost didn't have a good wednes name, and then he
showed up and said do, and so now you do.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Anyway, Well we're here, Hi, it's the Walton Johnson Radio experience.
And you know what I like about this radio network.
It's got us on it, and let's face it, we're
pretty great. So we've been doing this radio show since
nineteen eighty three. Well I haven't, but Steve and John
and other.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
People had around. It's been available since nineteen eighty three. God,
that sounds like a long time ago. And you know
what it is, and.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We are not furload. We haven't. I haven't been for
a load of you know what did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Like I guess it would have been the early version
of Twitter back then, forgetting the news and stuff. It
probably didn't run as fast in nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
USA Today back in the mid eighties was the go
to source of use an information because you know, it
covered the entire country. It's not like the local paper
that they threw in your driveway. And it was in color.
It was a very exciting time in the eighties. Color
pictures in the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, I get that. USA Today dot Com. That's a
good I mean, it's a good enough website. It's a
little misleading sometimes I feel like they have a political bias.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But oh they might not have then, but we weren't
aware of all those political biases in the news and newspapers, television,
all that.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know. It might have been, but we just
we didn't notice it. Then.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Let's see what the top story is today at USA
today dot Com. Let's see Trump is hitler. There you go,
Oh good, what would you have done with that? On
the radio back it says Democrats want tax credit to
end shutdown. Democrats want a healthcare tax credit. Honestly, this
at the Jimmy as I hate to brag, this is
what I predicted that at some point the Republicans will
(02:58):
give the Democrats something to end the shutdown, and it's
going to be something in the form of healthcare. And
it looks like that's happening. The healthcare and the health
insurance subsidies looming over about to expire. State health insurance
commissioners warning Congress that millions of non citizens are likely
to see their insurance premiums double or even triple, and
(03:18):
you know, if they paid those that would be really expensive.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I heard a couple of weeks ago that our insurance
premiums were going to skyrocket at the end of this
year anyway, and that's before the shutdown and all the
arguments about it. So God only knows what's going to
happen now.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Putting aside my own biases, which I clearly wear on
my sleeve all the time, healthcare is the thing that
Republicans pull the worst on. Republicans don't really do with
Republicans actually did what they said they believed in healthcare
would be cheaper, but they don't. They kind of sit
in the middle there between what Democrats want and what
Republicans want. Democrats want full blown government as involved as possible,
(03:56):
everything subsidized, everything over regulated. The actual conservative approach to
healthcare would be to eliminate the laws that prevent you
from buying health insurance outside of your state, and that
would vastly increase the amount of competition across the contact
and then the prices would drop. But right now, you
can only buy health insurance that's provided to you within
(04:19):
the borderlines of your own state. Some states have more
competition than others. Ergo lower rates, air Go. It's too
early for air goo.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Ergo Visa v Visa, v et cetera.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Anyway, anyway, irregardless, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm going to roll Democrats.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
State Congress needs to permanently extend credits now before enrollment
for state health insurance marketplace.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
But we get in November first. Here's my idea.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, maybe we just let this roll out for
a little bit, let the prices skyrocket spike up a bit, and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Then asn't that kind of Darwin kind of does this
thing there?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You know, the week can't afford to get their diabetes
medicine or whatever. I look, I know it's not nice,
but at some point we got to remove that safety
not kids.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
It's just the way it is now.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yesterday being October seventh, the two year anniversary of the
attack from Hamas.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You mean when the Jews made Hamas.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Attack, when they bothered them so much they made them
kill a bunch of them, stop making us rapio. So
I'm assuming that this morning is actually the two year
anniversary of us talking about it sharply for the first time.
So this morning's news two years later, Hamas marks the
two year anniversary by targeting town attacked two years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So they Hamas.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Launched a rocket at the Israeli I don't even know
what town it is that they started the attack on
two years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Isn't that sweet?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Now they've got peace talks in the process, But in
the meantime they're still attacking, and they think that they
get to tell.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Israel how to fight back. They don't.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
When when you surprise attack and kill you know, twelve
fourteen hundred people real quick in a day, I don't
think you get to tell the other side that you
just attacked how they should fight you.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh, then you're not understanding something.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
These are Muslims, so you know, they get so they
get to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You know, that's part of you every thing.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
About how funny it is that they're called Hamas. I
mean it kind of sounds like the name of a
food that they eat. Wouldn't be funny if there was
a narco terrorism group down in Central America called Juacamole,
that would be great, the Juacamole cartel.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And they all wear green, I mean obviously.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Green hats or something to you know, signal that they're
part of the whole Guawk crew, the Quak Gang.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, like all green, but with little speckles of red
and white here and there to represent the tomato and onion.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That kind of lons of.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Celebrations yesterday, the progress on the peace talks kind of
on hold as once again another headline here about what's
been going on with Ama celebrates the glorious success of
October seventh attack on Israel. They had a lot of
(07:22):
fun that day two years ago.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Not a lot since. Sure, whine and complain a lot.
Here's that they started it. Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Here's how USA today dot com is reporting on the
peace negotiations, says Trump is trying to eliminate more jobs
in Gaza by ending the war.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Why is he doing that? Hey, Hey, it's Wednesday, Good morning,
Welcome to Wednesday. Are you sure Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What a great day, Wilton and Johnson Waiting Network favorite.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
One of those days where everything's going fine, so you
get nervous.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, when's it going to fall apart? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I maybe it's the Catholic in me. I just can't
let myself be happy. It's like, everything's going surprisingly well today,
a little suspiciously. Well, then you start thinking about like
random occurrences that could ruin your day, and then you
start worrying about that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
But just a few minutes ago, you were telling me
nothing was going right, everything was going wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That should make you happy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Then, well, I was talking about yesterday in this moment,
but earlier I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Today, because when things were going wrong, you were happy,
and now that things are going pretty smoothly, you're not
too happy about it.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, what's up with that? What's up with that? It's
a Catholic guilt? I guess. So were you really like
when things are terrible, you Catholic boys? Huh? You know
what it is?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I think it's because we're Catholic. It gives us an
excuse to drink and gamble and smoke.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You know, go for it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Man, I'm stressed out. I need a cigarette, but you
don't smoke. Yeah, but I'm Catholic. I'm going to now.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I've always wanted to smoke because it does look cool.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
ICE nabbed nearly one hundred illegal migrants yesterday at the
trucking industry, quite a few of them.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
As a matter of fact, the federal Immigration.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Said, you know what, all you illegals that are driving
eighteen wheelers.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
For the record, have actually caused quite a few fatalities,
I believe it or not. That's a problem.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You can't do this anymore. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents
working alongside the Oklahoma Highway Patrol arrested ninety one people
of various colors. But they all had one thing in common.
Not americanos. Oh no, or however you say that in check.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm sure they got just as good a training in
whatever country they came from before they got here as
they would have gotten here to drive those big rigs.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh yeah, Now out in the deep desert of the
sub Saharan Somalia, you really get good.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
At driving an eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh yeah, they don't have roads yet, but they figured
out the eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Actually, because of the poor training they get here. I
think that statement might have actually been pretty correct. They
don't train them too well in this country either.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I have this problem where I wake up every morning
a libertarian, and then as I go throughout my day
seeing how stupid people are, by the end of the day,
I am full blown authoritarian.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Like if the far right is fascist authoritarian and the
far left is communist authoritarian, what would be the authoritarian
equivalent of a centrist?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Wow, that is a winding road right there.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's like all the people that if I wave you
in to traffic and you don't wave back to say banks,
I can send you to a camp, right right, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Put that guy on the train.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
If you had little rockets or missiles or anything on
the front of your car, you could fire with a
button on the steering wheel, like you can change the
radio station.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You would exactly, Oh well you would generally I'm against
concentration camps, but uh yeah, but if you cut in
line at the Starbucks, I should be able to send
you to one, right now, that guy, this guy right here, officer,
this guy.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Unless they're privileged in some way, I.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Mean, obviously, if it's a very important lesbian or a
very important.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
You know, very minority of some sort.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
POC's the pox. Tell all the pox, get in here pox.
You guys are exempt from this. Just the white, liberal,
suburban women. They're the ones you didn't. What did she
do wrong? She spelled my name wrong on the side
of my coffee cups?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Sender away? What is that a septum ring? Or are
you cattle? Ooh? Both? Maybe something just is stuck up there.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
If this portion of the radio show offended, you do
not join us Saturday night in Waco at the Hippodrome
for a fall night of stand up comedy featuring very
hateful right wing extremists telling jokes about Genitalia and that
sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
The last weekend we did upset a few people, and
at least one we know of. I don't know if
she stormed out or if she just slipped out, because
she didn't really make a big deal about it until later,
but then send some scathing emails about her disapproval.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
If you go to jessesfunny dot com and you click
on tour Jesse Peyton and I that's where the tickets
are available. You will find a link to Saturday October eleventh,
at the Waco Hippodrome Theater, which apparently has nothing to
do with hippos. No, apparently, though, I don't know why
they call it that. But anyway, it's gonna be a
lot of fun. It's gonna be a blast unless you're
a lib and then you're probably gonna hate it.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
And then they're not really listening though, are they. Yeah,
but I can't do anything for them. No.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, but okay, maybe you're a liberal but your wife
is not. Send her, well, we'll talk to her for you.
We'll make sure she has a great That sounds like
a good plan. Send your wife on down. Has what
ever happened? Like the wife's more conservative than the husband.
It's usually the other way, right, No, it could happen.
I gotta that's gonna be my wake in life now,
(12:54):
finding all the women out there with soy latte sipping
cuckold little bitch husbands, and I will relieve them of
the disappointing marriage that they're having.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Will you relieve yourself as well? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well, I mean, you know, it's a public service. I
relieve myself right now.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I gotta think you can get some kind of subsidy
or tax right off for that. But sure seems fair,
doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Me? What day it's called? Wednesday? Pump Day?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Someday them right.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Hump pump, pump, pump pump. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Well, it's one of those days, you know, But I
out here another workday already, all right, we just worked yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Those are one of those moments where sometimes we get
on the air, we don't know if anyone can hear us,
and so there's a part of me that really wants
to put my heart into this, and then there's a
part of me that's like, I don't waste it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Huh right, why wouldn't people be able to hear us today?
We have the same microphones and the same broadcast equipment
that we have every day.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Felt our normal producer that runs aboard in the morning
is off this week, so we got a fill in
guy and he forgot his key card. Now I'm it's
not it's not like I'm overqualified, but I'm not used
to having to go down the hall and crank all
the little knobs, and you work in here, you don't
work down the hole, plug all that. I had to
go set up that. It's not hard, it's just I
never do it. Yeah, So I went down there and
(00:48):
I set it up, and I may or may not
and there's no way of knowing. I can't listen to
the show while I'm talking on the show. So anyway,
I'm not trying to overanalyze this, but there is a
possibility nobody can hear us or everybody can't. And I'm
just I sound like a jerk.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I don't know. We don't get two worked up.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We just got an email from Seanan saying to have
a good Wednesday. So I guess that's what we're going
to have to do.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Sean. You know what, Yeah, you saved us, buddy. I
almost didn't have a good wednes name, and then he
showed up and said do, and so now you do.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Anyway, Well we're here, Hi, it's the Walton Johnson Radio experience.
And you know what I like about this radio network.
It's got us on it, and let's face it, we're
pretty great. So we've been doing this radio show since
nineteen eighty three. Well I haven't, but Steve and John
and other.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
People had around. It's been available since nineteen eighty three. God,
that sounds like a long time ago. And you know
what it is, and.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We are not furload. We haven't. I haven't been for
a load of you know what did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Like I guess it would have been the early version
of Twitter back then, forgetting the news and stuff. It
probably didn't run as fast in nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
USA Today back in the mid eighties was the go
to source of use an information because you know, it
covered the entire country. It's not like the local paper
that they threw in your driveway. And it was in color.
It was a very exciting time in the eighties. Color
pictures in the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, I get that. USA Today dot Com. That's a
good I mean, it's a good enough website. It's a
little misleading sometimes I feel like they have a political bias.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But oh they might not have then, but we weren't
aware of all those political biases in the news and newspapers, television,
all that.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know. It might have been, but we just
we didn't notice it. Then.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Let's see what the top story is today at USA
today dot Com. Let's see Trump is hitler. There you go,
Oh good, what would you have done with that? On
the radio back it says Democrats want tax credit to
end shutdown. Democrats want a healthcare tax credit. Honestly, this
at the Jimmy as I hate to brag, this is
what I predicted that at some point the Republicans will
(02:58):
give the Democrats something to end the shutdown, and it's
going to be something in the form of healthcare. And
it looks like that's happening. The healthcare and the health
insurance subsidies looming over about to expire. State health insurance
commissioners warning Congress that millions of non citizens are likely
to see their insurance premiums double or even triple, and
(03:18):
you know, if they paid those that would be really expensive.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I heard a couple of weeks ago that our insurance
premiums were going to skyrocket at the end of this
year anyway, and that's before the shutdown and all the
arguments about it. So God only knows what's going to
happen now.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Putting aside my own biases, which I clearly wear on
my sleeve all the time, healthcare is the thing that
Republicans pull the worst on. Republicans don't really do with
Republicans actually did what they said they believed in healthcare
would be cheaper, but they don't. They kind of sit
in the middle there between what Democrats want and what
Republicans want. Democrats want full blown government as involved as possible,
(03:56):
everything subsidized, everything over regulated. The actual conservative approach to
healthcare would be to eliminate the laws that prevent you
from buying health insurance outside of your state, and that
would vastly increase the amount of competition across the contact
and then the prices would drop. But right now, you
can only buy health insurance that's provided to you within
(04:19):
the borderlines of your own state. Some states have more
competition than others. Ergo lower rates, air Go. It's too
early for air goo.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Ergo Visa v Visa, v et cetera.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Anyway, anyway, irregardless, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm going to roll Democrats.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
State Congress needs to permanently extend credits now before enrollment
for state health insurance marketplace.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
But we get in November first. Here's my idea.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, maybe we just let this roll out for
a little bit, let the prices skyrocket spike up a bit, and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Then asn't that kind of Darwin kind of does this
thing there?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You know, the week can't afford to get their diabetes
medicine or whatever. I look, I know it's not nice,
but at some point we got to remove that safety
not kids.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
It's just the way it is now.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yesterday being October seventh, the two year anniversary of the
attack from Hamas.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You mean when the Jews made Hamas.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Attack, when they bothered them so much they made them
kill a bunch of them, stop making us rapio. So
I'm assuming that this morning is actually the two year
anniversary of us talking about it sharply for the first time.
So this morning's news two years later, Hamas marks the
two year anniversary by targeting town attacked two years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So they Hamas.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Launched a rocket at the Israeli I don't even know
what town it is that they started the attack on
two years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Isn't that sweet?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Now they've got peace talks in the process, But in
the meantime they're still attacking, and they think that they
get to tell.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Israel how to fight back. They don't.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
When when you surprise attack and kill you know, twelve
fourteen hundred people real quick in a day, I don't
think you get to tell the other side that you
just attacked how they should fight you.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh, then you're not understanding something.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
These are Muslims, so you know, they get so they
get to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You know, that's part of you every thing.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
About how funny it is that they're called Hamas. I
mean it kind of sounds like the name of a
food that they eat. Wouldn't be funny if there was
a narco terrorism group down in Central America called Juacamole,
that would be great, the Juacamole cartel.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And they all wear green, I mean obviously.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Green hats or something to you know, signal that they're
part of the whole Guawk crew, the Quak Gang.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, like all green, but with little speckles of red
and white here and there to represent the tomato and onion.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That kind of lons of.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Celebrations yesterday, the progress on the peace talks kind of
on hold as once again another headline here about what's
been going on with Ama celebrates the glorious success of
October seventh attack on Israel. They had a lot of
(07:22):
fun that day two years ago.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Not a lot since. Sure, whine and complain a lot.
Here's that they started it. Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Here's how USA today dot com is reporting on the
peace negotiations, says Trump is trying to eliminate more jobs
in Gaza by ending the war.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Why is he doing that? Hey, Hey, it's Wednesday, Good morning,
Welcome to Wednesday. Are you sure Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What a great day, Wilton and Johnson Waiting Network favorite.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
One of those days where everything's going fine, so you
get nervous.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, when's it going to fall apart? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I maybe it's the Catholic in me. I just can't
let myself be happy. It's like, everything's going surprisingly well today,
a little suspiciously. Well, then you start thinking about like
random occurrences that could ruin your day, and then you
start worrying about that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
But just a few minutes ago, you were telling me
nothing was going right, everything was going wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That should make you happy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Then, well, I was talking about yesterday in this moment,
but earlier I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Today, because when things were going wrong, you were happy,
and now that things are going pretty smoothly, you're not
too happy about it.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, what's up with that? What's up with that? It's
a Catholic guilt? I guess. So were you really like
when things are terrible, you Catholic boys? Huh? You know
what it is?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I think it's because we're Catholic. It gives us an
excuse to drink and gamble and smoke.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You know, go for it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Man, I'm stressed out. I need a cigarette, but you
don't smoke. Yeah, but I'm Catholic. I'm going to now.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I've always wanted to smoke because it does look cool.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
ICE nabbed nearly one hundred illegal migrants yesterday at the
trucking industry, quite a few of them.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
As a matter of fact, the federal Immigration.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Said, you know what, all you illegals that are driving
eighteen wheelers.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
For the record, have actually caused quite a few fatalities,
I believe it or not. That's a problem.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You can't do this anymore. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents
working alongside the Oklahoma Highway Patrol arrested ninety one people
of various colors. But they all had one thing in common.
Not americanos. Oh no, or however you say that in check.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm sure they got just as good a training in
whatever country they came from before they got here as
they would have gotten here to drive those big rigs.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh yeah, Now out in the deep desert of the
sub Saharan Somalia, you really get good.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
At driving an eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh yeah, they don't have roads yet, but they figured
out the eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Actually, because of the poor training they get here. I
think that statement might have actually been pretty correct. They
don't train them too well in this country either.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I have this problem where I wake up every morning
a libertarian, and then as I go throughout my day
seeing how stupid people are, by the end of the day,
I am full blown authoritarian.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Like if the far right is fascist authoritarian and the
far left is communist authoritarian, what would be the authoritarian
equivalent of a centrist?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Wow, that is a winding road right there.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's like all the people that if I wave you
in to traffic and you don't wave back to say banks,
I can send you to a camp, right right, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Put that guy on the train.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
If you had little rockets or missiles or anything on
the front of your car, you could fire with a
button on the steering wheel, like you can change the
radio station.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You would exactly, Oh well you would generally I'm against
concentration camps, but uh yeah, but if you cut in
line at the Starbucks, I should be able to send
you to one, right now, that guy, this guy right here, officer,
this guy.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Unless they're privileged in some way, I.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Mean, obviously, if it's a very important lesbian or a
very important.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
You know, very minority of some sort.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
POC's the pox. Tell all the pox, get in here pox.
You guys are exempt from this. Just the white, liberal,
suburban women. They're the ones you didn't. What did she
do wrong? She spelled my name wrong on the side
of my coffee cups?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Sender away? What is that a septum ring? Or are
you cattle? Ooh? Both? Maybe something just is stuck up there.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
If this portion of the radio show offended, you do
not join us Saturday night in Waco at the Hippodrome
for a fall night of stand up comedy featuring very
hateful right wing extremists telling jokes about Genitalia and that
sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
The last weekend we did upset a few people, and
at least one we know of. I don't know if
she stormed out or if she just slipped out, because
she didn't really make a big deal about it until later,
but then send some scathing emails about her disapproval.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
If you go to jessesfunny dot com and you click
on tour Jesse Peyton and I that's where the tickets
are available. You will find a link to Saturday October eleventh,
at the Waco Hippodrome Theater, which apparently has nothing to
do with hippos. No, apparently, though, I don't know why
they call it that. But anyway, it's gonna be a
lot of fun. It's gonna be a blast unless you're
a lib and then you're probably gonna hate it.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
And then they're not really listening though, are they. Yeah,
but I can't do anything for them. No.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, but okay, maybe you're a liberal but your wife
is not. Send her, well, we'll talk to her for you.
We'll make sure she has a great That sounds like
a good plan. Send your wife on down. Has what
ever happened? Like the wife's more conservative than the husband.
It's usually the other way, right, No, it could happen.
I gotta that's gonna be my wake in life now,
(12:54):
finding all the women out there with soy latte sipping
cuckold little bitch husbands, and I will relieve them of
the disappointing marriage that they're having.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Will you relieve yourself as well? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well, I mean, you know, it's a public service. I
relieve myself right now.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I gotta think you can get some kind of subsidy
or tax right off for that. But sure seems fair,
doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Me? What day it's called? Wednesday? Pump Day?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Someday them right.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Hump pump, pump, pump pump. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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