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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Is that a tribute to the Jews under attack? Oh? No,
this is their fight song. That's tribute to I guess
yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I kept hearing the OI and I said, well, Kimmy,
you've got the Israelis on his mind today.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The original version of this song went OI they but
then they thought that was a little much, and other
people of other religions wanted to be able to enjoy it.
I'm reckoning who said it first. The Jews are drunk
guys with cockney accents. Drunk guysh that's an odd word,
isn't it. Is it cogny or cockney cock cockney? Okay,
got it. He's just explaining it to me. I don't
(00:39):
know why, but that's what they call it. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We we can't just be up here kind of correcting
everything that people mess up. Hippo drome and first of all,
dome not drome, would would sound better. No hippos anywhere
near Waco that I'm aware of, maybe at the zoo.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And what is a a drome. It's a hippodrome in Waco.
That's where we're going to be on Saturday at eight pm.
CD two out of Fruit Loop tried to explain it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But it's something about a bunch of foreign languages and
old people and stuff. I don't know why we have
to keep calling stuff what old people called it when
we come up with our own names for stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Now you mentioned it. Yesterday was Tuesday, and I noticed
out in front of John Cornyn's office, there they were.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
While they're out there up and down the Memorial Avenue
is screaming and hollering. Don't you want to join them
because you don't like Corning either. I've been out there.
They you know, I've interviewed them. They really don't. Yeah,
but did you join them? Did you hold a poster?
Did you write something really crafty like Cornon sucks?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
They're so creative? I mean, actually, now that the center
race is happening, maybe that'd be a good idea for
a bit. Go out there and say we support you,
we want Paston or Hunt, we don't want.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Corning a bit. You say, yeah, are you going to
work on Saturday night that you're gonna do a bit? No,
this is that right now we're doing. This is where
the Pitt's kind a bit. This is a conversation. What
we It's just a conversation. A bunch of people just
get together and have chat, see what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But we played that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I feel like you did not come in here with
a heavy heart this morning. Worrying about coach Prime. I
couldn't sleep. I was tossing and turning all night because
a new coach Prime underwent a four hour procedure of
some kind yesterday because he's he's got them blood clots back.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I guess now.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Some medical person said, I think it was one of
the football trainers there in Colorado said when he took
his sock off, she noticed immediately his toes were black,
and then the doctor's already cut two of them off.
I'm guessing the rest of his toes are probably black.
(02:54):
And I'm wondering if they just started chopping stuff off of.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Him whenever a bit of maril alarming if it wasn't black.
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But you know, I'm not a doctor, although I do
pretend to be sometimes in bars.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know, I don't. I don't really care about the
Colorado Buffaloes, but I do love Deon Sanders. He's a
good Christian, He's I love his attitude. I just think
he gives great pep talks. He seems like a cool guy,
and you know, you you're you're rallying for him. You
hope he's okay. So when they start cutting black parts off,
where do they stop? Oh, God, don't make me think
(03:27):
about that. I don't know. Well, medical, you know, doctors,
they know what they're doing. I guess because they put
you under whatever they call the anesthesia, that's what they
call when you're wearing all you're wearing is that little
hospital gown. They lift that thing up and they're like, oh,
we found another thing that's black that needs to be removed,
and'll lop that off. No, I think I might wake
up over that. That's probably his favorite black thing on
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his body. Don't remove that. Imagine of all the things
to not remove, that's the thing I'd want removed the least.
You know, you could just leave that alone place.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, he says he's got you know, all his face
is in God and he believes that, you know, he'll
be right back to work. Well, he thinks today even
though whatever the procedure was, he had, uh, you know,
wasn't that that bad? I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know if you were watching, But on Sunday
when they took on TCU. He was seen sitting down
wearing only one shoe.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But everybody knows they played college ball on Saturday. Yeah, right,
that's what I'm saying. Why did you say Sunday on Saturday?
I'm sorry, That's what I meant. Sorry, listening to what
you're saying, even when you don't listen to what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey, I was thinking about the comedy show we did
on Sunday. My heart is just my mind is still there,
just having fun, drinking beers with all the cool people,
all the Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Listen, that's in the past. You got to move forward.
You got to look next to Waco. That's your next,
next one.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Right, Well, we want to bring the same excitement to
Waco that we had on Sunday. But in the meantime,
speaking at Texas yesterday, ABC News tried to denigrate, tried
to hum milliate not only members of the Texas National Guard,
but Donald Trump and Governor Abbott, And in doing so,
they kind of unintentionally proved they were all right about something.
Well say that, all right, So yesterday members of the
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Texas National Guard arrived in Illinois, and remember they're there
to protect a federal facility. So whatever you think about
Trump setting the National Guard to Illinois, despite what JB.
Pritzker wants, I remind you they are there to protect
a piece of property that is in the federal government
controls and is responsible for. Illinois will do nothing to
protect it. If you don't like this, Just to understand, JB.
(05:35):
Pritzker is the reason this is happening. It's not Donald
Trump's fault that police aren't protecting the facility while folks
riot out there. But I digress. As they arrived at
the facility, ABC News took photos of these men getting
off of the truck, and boy, they look fat. These
are just the fattest guys you've ever seen wearing camouflages
(05:57):
at big boysant I mean four X for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And you'd like to say, well, it's because they're National Guard.
They don't serve full time, they have other jobs and stuff,
But let's face it, according to Pete Haggseth, everybody in
the regular military's fat too, and they got to start
shaping up.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
About a week ago, Pig Pete hag Seth spoke in
front of all the generals and he said, you know,
there's a lot of fat people in here, and there's
a lot of fat people in the military, and I'm
sick of seeing all these fat soldiers in Hey, ABC
News and CNN and the MS and OW or whatever
the hell we call that channel nobody watches. We're just
a guest, And how offensive it was to describe these
(06:32):
fat people as what they actually are. And then a
week later, ABC News photographs some of the fattest soldiers
you've ever seen in your life climbing out of the truck,
and you just wonder, you know, well, why are they
so fat? I mean, come on, guys, it's the National Guard.
It's not the National Ard. Oh look at you. It's
not Seal Team six streak fingers and fries. Guys. It's
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supposed to be just Seal Team Sex. So he's got jokes.
Is that a bit or you doing a bit? It
is a bit?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, alto Johnson show's famous for not doing bits
over the forty two years. We just we just talked,
say stuff, and it can be whatever you want it
to be. The audience gets to decide. I feel like
we do bets. Well, you're a little late to the game.
If John was here, he'd slap you across your face
right now. John would not slap, Oh he would, he'd
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and then probably backhands on the way back, go pow
this way and then bring it back this way, bitch slap,
and then pimp slap. John loved bets as much as anyone.
What are you talking about? You never ever use the
word you. You probably missed some of the meetings.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
There were meetings. I don't have a I hope that
there were two. A meeting doesn't sound like something now
that's something John would not do.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And the meeting was about stop using the word bits.
There was, It's just there was a inside radio jargon.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There is an anti colloquialism meeting.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You know the difference between a bit slap and a
pimp slap? I'm assuming?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh man, I can't wait for you to tell us, billyhead,
what is it? Just showed you. A bitch slap is
open handed. A slap is backhanded, back the other way.
All right? So what's the one that the guy in
Princess Bride was gonna do? Wh wasn't there a slap
in that? Remember you would slap guys before he would
fight him. Am I thinking of a different movie? You
must be thinking of a different movie. No, there was
a slap in that and the Princess Bride. The trick
(08:22):
on you know, when you were sword fighting him was
he was decided. He decided I was gonna do you
left handed, and that meant you weren't that much of a.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Challenge to him because I'm gonna use my other hand
in a sword fight. And then the guy he goes
left handed against says, ah, I have a surprice for you.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I'm left handed, and then they went back at it.
I go left handed too, just sometimes so to feel
like it's a different person and numb at first, right,
I mean, obviously the trick is set on your hand
until it falls asleep and then bam, it's like you're
not alone anymore. You Yeah, what a Once you fire
that out as a fourteen year old, it was over.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It was all yeah, yeah, aarents didn't see you for
months at a time.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Absolutely not today. It's weird, weird, weird. Let's get weir Wednesday,
Good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Everyone, Let's get were Walton and Johnson Radio Network. By
the way, it's nice for folks to check in and
let us know that they are picking us up. Apparently
there was a little snapoo early this morning about whether
you were broadcasting across this great land of ours.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, this land is your land, this land is my land.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We got emails from Montana and Colorado and the other
exciting far away places like New Orleans, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, so we're we're getting out there pretty good. Oh,
we have exciting news about New Orleans today, really great stuff.
If you're in New Orleans, don't worry. Help is on
the way. And now apparently mayor LaToya Cantrolley's not down
with Donald Trump sending in the tax This National Guard
or or but the National Guard will be deployed to
(10:04):
New Orleans in order to make sure they could do
their job. They're going to disguise themselves as carjackers and
murderers to gain city officials trust. According to the Sadvocate
dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah wait what thesadvocate dot com sad, Okay, it's a
different pronunciation than I'm used to, but it does sound
like the kind of thing that'll get Democrats on your
side in a hurry. Yeah, says that right here, just
pretending you're the criminals. Look, they love the criminals, don't they.
Y'all know who Mark Carney, is you get this? Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You know Donald Trump was meeting yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
With one of the Canadian guy right, Yeah, I knew
a new Canadate was coming to town.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't know why. So he's the new Justin Trudeau
or the old because he's older than Justin Drrewe's an
older guy. Kind of awkward moment yesterday. I mean I
didn't think it was awkward. I thought it was awesome.
Donald Trump is mocking transgenders during a Oval Office meeting
that's being televised and one of Mark Carney's kids is tramped.
It's good, so good, it's even I mean the audio
(11:04):
is funny. It's even funnier to watch. But we've got
it on the screen here in the studio. Here's some
of what happened.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
We have no men in women's sports, were I mean
basic things. We're not We're not going to take your
child away and change the sex of your child. We're
not going to do things like that. What they're doing
to the country is so incredible, and they got away
with it with all they awoke crap and now it's stopped.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I love it. And as he's doing this, Mark Carney
is just sitting there kind of well, it's kind of
sitting in a feminine manner.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, he's looking a little a little cissified himself. Now,
who's that with the boobs out?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh, billy, you don't. You're gonna want to walk that
comment back while we're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You understand, I'm looking through three different mic stands and
pasted multiple pieces of equipment to try to see that screen.
If you put it on that screen over here, I
could see it clearly. But now I'm like looking through
a forest of mic stands and equip let's to try
to see what it is you're putting up. All I
can see is there's somebody in boobs. Okay, he's right,
(12:05):
that is true.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
A well known drag queen has been yanked from the
upcoming Phoenix Pride Festival. Was it the Canadian that yanked him? Probably?
Probably the thing that they tell us never happens, just
happened again. Michael Bowder aka Aubrey Galiciu has been charged
with two counts of sexual misconduct involving a thirteen year
old boy in a month long investigation that began in June.
(12:28):
But we were told that that doesn't happen. We were
told that doesn't happen, but it turns out and actually
seems to happen a lot. Browder was one of two
men who met the young little boy for anonymous sex
after hooking up on an online dating app and anyway,
one thing led to another end. They decided to have
sex with the child. And now this guy has been
arrested and will not be able to perform at the
(12:51):
Phoenix Pride Festival. Oh what loughs for Phoenix. But don't worry.
I'm sure this will never happen again. That'll be the
last time you ever hear. Is it that the drag
queens always want to read at a public school, the
little kids, but they never want to go to a
senior center retirement home. What's up with that? Why are
they act that way? There's never a news saying, oh,
you know, there's a drag queens today went to a
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retirement home and spoke with old ladies. No, that never happened.
It's always five year olds. Why is it always five
year olds? Well that one was thirteen. Well yeah, but
I mean, yeah, you know the library.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Thing still, I mean, at thirteen, you know, I would
have been down for some regular woman stuff. But they say,
you know, most thirteen year olds aren't as a grown
and mature and manly as me, and they just don't
have the ability yet to make that decision for themselves,
although some of us develop a little faster than others.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Obviously, were we inappropriate the other day when we had
Congressman Wesley Hunt came in to make a big announcement
about how he's running for Senate. I remember that he
was here in the room just a couple of days ago.
And then we started to talk about how weird it
was that Megan Fox has three trans kids, Like what
are the odds of that? Statistically?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
If we were inappropriate, then he was too, because he
was laughing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And then both of the senators in South Carolina are
weird middle aged men that never got married and never
had a wife and never had any kids, and any
think one of them does now. But then, like that
just happened a few minutes ago, for the first time ever.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Lily didn't storm out of the room like that lady
at the comedy show. So I guess everything was okay. Yeah,
I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You can always tell if the joke goes too far
based on whether or not the person slams the door
on their way out of the room.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Now, we talked about this Jade Jones guy in Virginia
yesterday because he's the one that has these murder fantasies
where he gets to kill one of his you know, opponents,
or or their children. But yeah, cops has about killing
the guy's wife and the kids and just all kinds
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of things. He just wants to shoot and murder people.
And a lot of people are saying, well, you know,
he probably shouldn't have and he said it in texts.
He didn't say it, just whispered it to a friend
or something. It's easy to prove. But then Tim Caine
and I know you know who that is? Not Tim Walls.
Who's not Tim Walls. He's the guy from Virginia ran
(15:10):
with Hillary. Seems just like Tim Walls. Tim and several
other Democrats had to run to a microphone somewhere and
defend the murder guy, the guy that wants to kill
the wife and the children and all they defend you
know that those remarks just aren't consistent with his character.
(15:36):
That's your defense. Well, you know, that's just not who
he really is. Maybe he was just having a bad day. Yeah,
well he did it over multiple days and he stands
by it.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I think you've explained this pretty well. I just want
to point one thing out though. In addition to the
text messages, Virginia House Delegate Carrie Coiner claims that during
a phone conversation in twenty twenty, j told her that
he would like to see more cops die so that
fewer people would be killed by cops. Now that was
not a tax, that was a phone conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
But kind of person he is. But how is it
that some other Democrat out there is just going to say, well,
he just didn't mean it, or that's just not who
he really is, and so get over it. Move it on.
A Republican says that they've not only do they have
to be kicked out of Congress or whatever they happen
to serve in, they'll probably have to.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Do some jail time. The Democrats have become a death cult.
In the wake of Charlie Kirk. For the first time ever,
you had mainstream liberal Democrats all over America celebrating a
school shooting. Imagine how crazy that is, What an odd
thing to do, you would think, what with given how
your you know, anti gun advocates that this would be
a great example of look, everyone, this is you know,
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we have to stop the violence out there. It's getting
out of control. But no, instead they said, let's do
Matt walshnecks, Yeah, let's just keep bringing up more what
do you and then public school teachers celebrating school shootings.
That was pretty crazy. It's craziness, I'll tell you. But
so my point is this isn't gonna hurt Jay Jones
with his kids, stituents. He's probably gonna run for president
next This is gonna make them more popular than ever.
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It's a death cult with Democrats.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, violence and the death they promote it. They get
excited about it. And I know that JB. Pritzker guy
up in ILLINOISI yeah, he has decided. What they need
up there in Chicago is what they call ice free zones. Now,
let's remember they set up some other zones in the past.
(17:38):
In Chicago, one of the deadliest cities in the country,
it was called a gun free zone. Oh right, the
whole city I thought was gonna Yeah, how good did
that work out?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I mean, it's great. You never hear about his shooting
in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Some of the ice free zones will probably work just
about as good as the gun free zones.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, but I have other exciting news. Okay, what do
you got for us, Billyead? We have a Jerry, a
Jerry like Ben and Jerry just Jerry, no Ben.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, tropical I told you yesterday it was gonna turn
into some tropical storm. Jerry is blowing about fifty five
to sixty five miles an hour out there in the
Atlantic Ocean. And let's see, today is the eighth, So Thursday, Friday,
by Saturday, it'll be about as close to Florida as
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it's gonna get, and it will be a hurricane by then,
they say.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And then it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Shoot back up towards Bermuda where all the rest of
them go, and then head back out to see. So
it's what they all do. But there's also this little
nubbing of a little disturbance. See see this yellow business
here on the radar. Oh yeah, I think you spelled
some mustard on your iPhone.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
There.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It turns out when I rubbed that off, it's a
slight possibility of that down there kind of buy can coon. Yeah,
that's word is that we'll see what that does we
need rain down here in the South pretty bad? I
don't know if we don't get it or up, but
we could use some.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I hear you. The water went out in my
building a gun last year. I don't think that's the because.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Of the drought. Well, you know, agree to disagree. I don't, Yeah,
but you'll disagree to agree. In the meantime, what are
Republicans going to do? Aside from talk tough?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Former Special Council Jack Smith tracked the private communications and
phone calls of nearly a dozen Republican senators. Not the
first time that the Obama administration. And I say Obama
because we know Biden was not in charge new Spie
on his political opponents. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh, was anybody shocked? I mean, maybe surprised to hear
him actually talking about it out loud in meetings and
hearings and stuff, but not surprised at all.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It's interesting to use those words. Senator Ron Johnson said,
this doesn't surprise me, but it should shock every American
of what the Biden administration has done. And again I
have to correct him here, this is not Biden doing it.
This was Obama's shadow government.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What he's saying is Democrats, and if Republicans had done it,
kind of like with that Virginia guy, be a whole
different world we're living in right now.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
A little turn back the hands of time for just
a moment here. Who remembers the Irst Party scandal? Oh yeah,
I remember that. Who remembers the Carter page Faisa Warrant?
I've heard of that so more than once. Here there
have just been blatant examples of Obama using the federal
government to go after his enemies. Here you have his
foot soldier Biden doing it. It's really a repeated state
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of affairs here. And yesterday at a Senate Chamber hearing
for the FBI and the Doha, many high ranking members
of the Democrat Party accused Pam Bondi of doing what
the Democrats have basically been consistently doing for the last
decade decade and a half.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I don't know how long she was up there, but
she gave as good as she got. I would say
from the few clips that I heard of her arguing
and back and forth with these a holes.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I would agree with you. It's the first time ever
I was kind of impressed with Pam Bondy right up
until yesterday. I always saw, what's a point on her?
She goes on TV all the time, She's okay doing TV,
but nothing's ever getting done. And yesterday she proved a
point about why she has this job.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Now that's one day. It's like one game in the NFL. Yeah,
it's like, can you do it again? You gotta do
it next week and next week and next week. So
we'll see if she's got any more.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
In her What she did yesterday was so clever, It
was so smart. You wonder why every member of the
Trump administration doesn't do this at a centered chamber hearing.
We'll play the clips for you right after this and
explain her just what I don't know. Clever is the
only word to describe it. What a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant
brilliant makes me think it was Trump's idea. You can
(21:45):
really tell who is a morning person and who is not.
Today's Wednesday Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Is that a tribute to the Jews under attack? Oh? No,
this is their fight song. That's tribute to I guess
yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I kept hearing the OI and I said, well, Kimmy,
you've got the Israelis on his mind today.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The original version of this song went OI they but
then they thought that was a little much, and other
people of other religions wanted to be able to enjoy it.
I'm reckoning who said it first. The Jews are drunk
guys with cockney accents. Drunk guysh that's an odd word,
isn't it. Is it cogny or cockney cock cockney? Okay,
got it. He's just explaining it to me. I don't
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know why, but that's what they call it. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We we can't just be up here kind of correcting
everything that people mess up. Hippo drome and first of all,
dome not drome, would would sound better. No hippos anywhere
near Waco that I'm aware of, maybe at the zoo.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And what is a a drome. It's a hippodrome in Waco.
That's where we're going to be on Saturday at eight pm.
CD two out of Fruit Loop tried to explain it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But it's something about a bunch of foreign languages and
old people and stuff. I don't know why we have
to keep calling stuff what old people called it when
we come up with our own names for stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Now you mentioned it. Yesterday was Tuesday, and I noticed
out in front of John Cornyn's office, there they were.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
While they're out there up and down the Memorial Avenue
is screaming and hollering. Don't you want to join them
because you don't like Corning either. I've been out there.
They you know, I've interviewed them. They really don't. Yeah,
but did you join them? Did you hold a poster?
Did you write something really crafty like Cornon sucks?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
They're so creative? I mean, actually, now that the center
race is happening, maybe that'd be a good idea for
a bit. Go out there and say we support you,
we want Paston or Hunt, we don't want.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Corning a bit. You say, yeah, are you going to
work on Saturday night that you're gonna do a bit? No,
this is that right now we're doing. This is where
the Pitt's kind a bit. This is a conversation. What
we It's just a conversation. A bunch of people just
get together and have chat, see what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But we played that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I feel like you did not come in here with
a heavy heart this morning. Worrying about coach Prime. I
couldn't sleep. I was tossing and turning all night because
a new coach Prime underwent a four hour procedure of
some kind yesterday because he's he's got them blood clots back.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I guess now.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Some medical person said, I think it was one of
the football trainers there in Colorado said when he took
his sock off, she noticed immediately his toes were black,
and then the doctor's already cut two of them off.
I'm guessing the rest of his toes are probably black.
(02:54):
And I'm wondering if they just started chopping stuff off of.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Him whenever a bit of maril alarming if it wasn't black.
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But you know, I'm not a doctor, although I do
pretend to be sometimes in bars.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know, I don't. I don't really care about the
Colorado Buffaloes, but I do love Deon Sanders. He's a
good Christian, He's I love his attitude. I just think
he gives great pep talks. He seems like a cool guy,
and you know, you you're you're rallying for him. You
hope he's okay. So when they start cutting black parts off,
where do they stop? Oh, God, don't make me think
(03:27):
about that. I don't know. Well, medical, you know, doctors,
they know what they're doing. I guess because they put
you under whatever they call the anesthesia, that's what they
call when you're wearing all you're wearing is that little
hospital gown. They lift that thing up and they're like, oh,
we found another thing that's black that needs to be removed,
and'll lop that off. No, I think I might wake
up over that. That's probably his favorite black thing on
(03:48):
his body. Don't remove that. Imagine of all the things
to not remove, that's the thing I'd want removed the least.
You know, you could just leave that alone place.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, he says he's got you know, all his face
is in God and he believes that, you know, he'll
be right back to work. Well, he thinks today even
though whatever the procedure was, he had, uh, you know,
wasn't that that bad? I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know if you were watching, But on Sunday
when they took on TCU. He was seen sitting down
wearing only one shoe.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But everybody knows they played college ball on Saturday. Yeah, right,
that's what I'm saying. Why did you say Sunday on Saturday?
I'm sorry, That's what I meant. Sorry, listening to what
you're saying, even when you don't listen to what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey, I was thinking about the comedy show we did
on Sunday. My heart is just my mind is still there,
just having fun, drinking beers with all the cool people,
all the Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Listen, that's in the past. You got to move forward.
You got to look next to Waco. That's your next,
next one.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Right, Well, we want to bring the same excitement to
Waco that we had on Sunday. But in the meantime,
speaking at Texas yesterday, ABC News tried to denigrate, tried
to hum milliate not only members of the Texas National Guard,
but Donald Trump and Governor Abbott, And in doing so,
they kind of unintentionally proved they were all right about something.
Well say that, all right, So yesterday members of the
(05:13):
Texas National Guard arrived in Illinois, and remember they're there
to protect a federal facility. So whatever you think about
Trump setting the National Guard to Illinois, despite what JB.
Pritzker wants, I remind you they are there to protect
a piece of property that is in the federal government
controls and is responsible for. Illinois will do nothing to
protect it. If you don't like this, Just to understand, JB.
(05:35):
Pritzker is the reason this is happening. It's not Donald
Trump's fault that police aren't protecting the facility while folks
riot out there. But I digress. As they arrived at
the facility, ABC News took photos of these men getting
off of the truck, and boy, they look fat. These
are just the fattest guys you've ever seen wearing camouflages
(05:57):
at big boysant I mean four X for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And you'd like to say, well, it's because they're National Guard.
They don't serve full time, they have other jobs and stuff,
But let's face it, according to Pete Haggseth, everybody in
the regular military's fat too, and they got to start
shaping up.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
About a week ago, Pig Pete hag Seth spoke in
front of all the generals and he said, you know,
there's a lot of fat people in here, and there's
a lot of fat people in the military, and I'm
sick of seeing all these fat soldiers in Hey, ABC
News and CNN and the MS and OW or whatever
the hell we call that channel nobody watches. We're just
a guest, And how offensive it was to describe these
(06:32):
fat people as what they actually are. And then a
week later, ABC News photographs some of the fattest soldiers
you've ever seen in your life climbing out of the truck,
and you just wonder, you know, well, why are they
so fat? I mean, come on, guys, it's the National Guard.
It's not the National Ard. Oh look at you. It's
not Seal Team six streak fingers and fries. Guys. It's
(06:52):
supposed to be just Seal Team Sex. So he's got jokes.
Is that a bit or you doing a bit? It
is a bit?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, alto Johnson show's famous for not doing bits
over the forty two years. We just we just talked,
say stuff, and it can be whatever you want it
to be. The audience gets to decide. I feel like
we do bets. Well, you're a little late to the game.
If John was here, he'd slap you across your face
right now. John would not slap, Oh he would, he'd
(07:19):
and then probably backhands on the way back, go pow
this way and then bring it back this way, bitch slap,
and then pimp slap. John loved bets as much as anyone.
What are you talking about? You never ever use the
word you. You probably missed some of the meetings.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
There were meetings. I don't have a I hope that
there were two. A meeting doesn't sound like something now
that's something John would not do.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And the meeting was about stop using the word bits.
There was, It's just there was a inside radio jargon.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There is an anti colloquialism meeting.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You know the difference between a bit slap and a
pimp slap? I'm assuming?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh man, I can't wait for you to tell us, billyhead,
what is it? Just showed you. A bitch slap is
open handed. A slap is backhanded, back the other way.
All right? So what's the one that the guy in
Princess Bride was gonna do? Wh wasn't there a slap
in that? Remember you would slap guys before he would
fight him. Am I thinking of a different movie? You
must be thinking of a different movie. No, there was
a slap in that and the Princess Bride. The trick
(08:22):
on you know, when you were sword fighting him was
he was decided. He decided I was gonna do you
left handed, and that meant you weren't that much of a.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Challenge to him because I'm gonna use my other hand
in a sword fight. And then the guy he goes
left handed against says, ah, I have a surprice for you.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I'm left handed, and then they went back at it.
I go left handed too, just sometimes so to feel
like it's a different person and numb at first, right,
I mean, obviously the trick is set on your hand
until it falls asleep and then bam, it's like you're
not alone anymore. You Yeah, what a Once you fire
that out as a fourteen year old, it was over.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It was all yeah, yeah, aarents didn't see you for
months at a time.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Absolutely not today. It's weird, weird, weird. Let's get weir Wednesday,
Good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Everyone, Let's get were Walton and Johnson Radio Network. By
the way, it's nice for folks to check in and
let us know that they are picking us up. Apparently
there was a little snapoo early this morning about whether
you were broadcasting across this great land of ours.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, this land is your land, this land is my land.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We got emails from Montana and Colorado and the other
exciting far away places like New Orleans, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, so we're we're getting out there pretty good. Oh,
we have exciting news about New Orleans today, really great stuff.
If you're in New Orleans, don't worry. Help is on
the way. And now apparently mayor LaToya Cantrolley's not down
with Donald Trump sending in the tax This National Guard
or or but the National Guard will be deployed to
(10:04):
New Orleans in order to make sure they could do
their job. They're going to disguise themselves as carjackers and
murderers to gain city officials trust. According to the Sadvocate
dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah wait what thesadvocate dot com sad, Okay, it's a
different pronunciation than I'm used to, but it does sound
like the kind of thing that'll get Democrats on your
side in a hurry. Yeah, says that right here, just
pretending you're the criminals. Look, they love the criminals, don't they.
Y'all know who Mark Carney, is you get this? Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You know Donald Trump was meeting yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
With one of the Canadian guy right, Yeah, I knew
a new Canadate was coming to town.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't know why. So he's the new Justin Trudeau
or the old because he's older than Justin Drrewe's an
older guy. Kind of awkward moment yesterday. I mean I
didn't think it was awkward. I thought it was awesome.
Donald Trump is mocking transgenders during a Oval Office meeting
that's being televised and one of Mark Carney's kids is tramped.
It's good, so good, it's even I mean the audio
(11:04):
is funny. It's even funnier to watch. But we've got
it on the screen here in the studio. Here's some
of what happened.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
We have no men in women's sports, were I mean
basic things. We're not We're not going to take your
child away and change the sex of your child. We're
not going to do things like that. What they're doing
to the country is so incredible, and they got away
with it with all they awoke crap and now it's stopped.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I love it. And as he's doing this, Mark Carney
is just sitting there kind of well, it's kind of
sitting in a feminine manner.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, he's looking a little a little cissified himself. Now,
who's that with the boobs out?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh, billy, you don't. You're gonna want to walk that
comment back while we're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You understand, I'm looking through three different mic stands and
pasted multiple pieces of equipment to try to see that screen.
If you put it on that screen over here, I
could see it clearly. But now I'm like looking through
a forest of mic stands and equip let's to try
to see what it is you're putting up. All I
can see is there's somebody in boobs. Okay, he's right,
(12:05):
that is true.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
A well known drag queen has been yanked from the
upcoming Phoenix Pride Festival. Was it the Canadian that yanked him? Probably?
Probably the thing that they tell us never happens, just
happened again. Michael Bowder aka Aubrey Galiciu has been charged
with two counts of sexual misconduct involving a thirteen year
old boy in a month long investigation that began in June.
(12:28):
But we were told that that doesn't happen. We were
told that doesn't happen, but it turns out and actually
seems to happen a lot. Browder was one of two
men who met the young little boy for anonymous sex
after hooking up on an online dating app and anyway,
one thing led to another end. They decided to have
sex with the child. And now this guy has been
arrested and will not be able to perform at the
(12:51):
Phoenix Pride Festival. Oh what loughs for Phoenix. But don't worry.
I'm sure this will never happen again. That'll be the
last time you ever hear. Is it that the drag
queens always want to read at a public school, the
little kids, but they never want to go to a
senior center retirement home. What's up with that? Why are
they act that way? There's never a news saying, oh,
you know, there's a drag queens today went to a
(13:11):
retirement home and spoke with old ladies. No, that never happened.
It's always five year olds. Why is it always five
year olds? Well that one was thirteen. Well yeah, but
I mean, yeah, you know the library.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Thing still, I mean, at thirteen, you know, I would
have been down for some regular woman stuff. But they say,
you know, most thirteen year olds aren't as a grown
and mature and manly as me, and they just don't
have the ability yet to make that decision for themselves,
although some of us develop a little faster than others.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Obviously, were we inappropriate the other day when we had
Congressman Wesley Hunt came in to make a big announcement
about how he's running for Senate. I remember that he
was here in the room just a couple of days ago.
And then we started to talk about how weird it
was that Megan Fox has three trans kids, Like what
are the odds of that? Statistically?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
If we were inappropriate, then he was too, because he
was laughing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And then both of the senators in South Carolina are
weird middle aged men that never got married and never
had a wife and never had any kids, and any
think one of them does now. But then, like that
just happened a few minutes ago, for the first time ever.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Lily didn't storm out of the room like that lady
at the comedy show. So I guess everything was okay. Yeah,
I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You can always tell if the joke goes too far
based on whether or not the person slams the door
on their way out of the room.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Now, we talked about this Jade Jones guy in Virginia
yesterday because he's the one that has these murder fantasies
where he gets to kill one of his you know, opponents,
or or their children. But yeah, cops has about killing
the guy's wife and the kids and just all kinds
(14:49):
of things. He just wants to shoot and murder people.
And a lot of people are saying, well, you know,
he probably shouldn't have and he said it in texts.
He didn't say it, just whispered it to a friend
or something. It's easy to prove. But then Tim Caine
and I know you know who that is? Not Tim Walls.
Who's not Tim Walls. He's the guy from Virginia ran
(15:10):
with Hillary. Seems just like Tim Walls. Tim and several
other Democrats had to run to a microphone somewhere and
defend the murder guy, the guy that wants to kill
the wife and the children and all they defend you
know that those remarks just aren't consistent with his character.
(15:36):
That's your defense. Well, you know, that's just not who
he really is. Maybe he was just having a bad day. Yeah,
well he did it over multiple days and he stands
by it.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I think you've explained this pretty well. I just want
to point one thing out though. In addition to the
text messages, Virginia House Delegate Carrie Coiner claims that during
a phone conversation in twenty twenty, j told her that
he would like to see more cops die so that
fewer people would be killed by cops. Now that was
not a tax, that was a phone conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
But kind of person he is. But how is it
that some other Democrat out there is just going to say, well,
he just didn't mean it, or that's just not who
he really is, and so get over it. Move it on.
A Republican says that they've not only do they have
to be kicked out of Congress or whatever they happen
to serve in, they'll probably have to.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Do some jail time. The Democrats have become a death cult.
In the wake of Charlie Kirk. For the first time ever,
you had mainstream liberal Democrats all over America celebrating a
school shooting. Imagine how crazy that is, What an odd
thing to do, you would think, what with given how
your you know, anti gun advocates that this would be
a great example of look, everyone, this is you know,
(16:52):
we have to stop the violence out there. It's getting
out of control. But no, instead they said, let's do
Matt walshnecks, Yeah, let's just keep bringing up more what
do you and then public school teachers celebrating school shootings.
That was pretty crazy. It's craziness, I'll tell you. But
so my point is this isn't gonna hurt Jay Jones
with his kids, stituents. He's probably gonna run for president
next This is gonna make them more popular than ever.
(17:12):
It's a death cult with Democrats.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, violence and the death they promote it. They get
excited about it. And I know that JB. Pritzker guy
up in ILLINOISI yeah, he has decided. What they need
up there in Chicago is what they call ice free zones. Now,
let's remember they set up some other zones in the past.
(17:38):
In Chicago, one of the deadliest cities in the country,
it was called a gun free zone. Oh right, the
whole city I thought was gonna Yeah, how good did
that work out?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I mean, it's great. You never hear about his shooting
in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Some of the ice free zones will probably work just
about as good as the gun free zones.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, but I have other exciting news. Okay, what do
you got for us, Billyead? We have a Jerry, a
Jerry like Ben and Jerry just Jerry, no Ben.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, tropical I told you yesterday it was gonna turn
into some tropical storm. Jerry is blowing about fifty five
to sixty five miles an hour out there in the
Atlantic Ocean. And let's see, today is the eighth, So Thursday, Friday,
by Saturday, it'll be about as close to Florida as
(18:28):
it's gonna get, and it will be a hurricane by then,
they say.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And then it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Shoot back up towards Bermuda where all the rest of
them go, and then head back out to see. So
it's what they all do. But there's also this little
nubbing of a little disturbance. See see this yellow business
here on the radar. Oh yeah, I think you spelled
some mustard on your iPhone.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
There.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It turns out when I rubbed that off, it's a
slight possibility of that down there kind of buy can coon. Yeah,
that's word is that we'll see what that does we
need rain down here in the South pretty bad? I
don't know if we don't get it or up, but
we could use some.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I hear you. The water went out in my
building a gun last year. I don't think that's the because.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Of the drought. Well, you know, agree to disagree. I don't, Yeah,
but you'll disagree to agree. In the meantime, what are
Republicans going to do? Aside from talk tough?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Former Special Council Jack Smith tracked the private communications and
phone calls of nearly a dozen Republican senators. Not the
first time that the Obama administration. And I say Obama
because we know Biden was not in charge new Spie
on his political opponents. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh, was anybody shocked? I mean, maybe surprised to hear
him actually talking about it out loud in meetings and
hearings and stuff, but not surprised at all.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It's interesting to use those words. Senator Ron Johnson said,
this doesn't surprise me, but it should shock every American
of what the Biden administration has done. And again I
have to correct him here, this is not Biden doing it.
This was Obama's shadow government.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What he's saying is Democrats, and if Republicans had done it,
kind of like with that Virginia guy, be a whole
different world we're living in right now.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
A little turn back the hands of time for just
a moment here. Who remembers the Irst Party scandal? Oh yeah,
I remember that. Who remembers the Carter page Faisa Warrant?
I've heard of that so more than once. Here there
have just been blatant examples of Obama using the federal
government to go after his enemies. Here you have his
foot soldier Biden doing it. It's really a repeated state
(20:37):
of affairs here. And yesterday at a Senate Chamber hearing
for the FBI and the Doha, many high ranking members
of the Democrat Party accused Pam Bondi of doing what
the Democrats have basically been consistently doing for the last
decade decade and a half.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I don't know how long she was up there, but
she gave as good as she got. I would say
from the few clips that I heard of her arguing
and back and forth with these a holes.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I would agree with you. It's the first time ever
I was kind of impressed with Pam Bondy right up
until yesterday. I always saw, what's a point on her?
She goes on TV all the time, She's okay doing TV,
but nothing's ever getting done. And yesterday she proved a
point about why she has this job.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Now that's one day. It's like one game in the NFL. Yeah,
it's like, can you do it again? You gotta do
it next week and next week and next week. So
we'll see if she's got any more.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
In her What she did yesterday was so clever, It
was so smart. You wonder why every member of the
Trump administration doesn't do this at a centered chamber hearing.
We'll play the clips for you right after this and
explain her just what I don't know. Clever is the
only word to describe it. What a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant
brilliant makes me think it was Trump's idea. You can
(21:45):
really tell who is a morning person and who is not.
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