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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Guinea Webster there.
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right? Where are we here?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah, that's right. It's National Pet Obesity Awareness Day. Here
is a sign. Your dog is fat, your dog is
Illinois Governor JB.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Pritzker. That's a good sign. Hey, who's that? Jesse Payton's
in the studio right now? What's up? Is up? My brother? Happy?
National Pet Obesity Awareness Stay? Jesse? What are you?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I love it? I was celebrating on the way here.
I ate a pig and a blanket. I had one too,
and then I ate a pastry. In Texas, it's called
a kolachi. Why it's but it's a pig and a blanket,
that is, that's what we called it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Why can't we you know, like, it's obviously not a
kolatchi a klatchi something else.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Why do we do that? Why do we have to
change everything? I don't know, man, We're sensitive.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Jesse Peyton is a proud one of the biggest comics
in Texas at the moment, has been blowing up big
time over the last couple of years, few years, several years,
quite the career.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
But how did it all start? Jesse? What made you
start doing stand up comedy?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I was hilarious and I was too handsome for radio Kinney,
so we just skipped right over that, well right on stage.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well we have that in common, I feel we do. Yeah,
but we are.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
You and I are in Waco this Saturday, which is
why you're here right now at the Hippodrome Theater doing
our favorite show, Couple's Therapy, where you and I, who
were clearly the beacon of stability for relationship influence and
expertise and advice. Absolutely yes, take dating advice from two
middle aged men who can't seem to get their own
relationships right. If anybody does want tickets, you go to
(01:41):
Jesse's website jesse Isfunny dot com, and you go down
here to tour Day's click that and then Seabrook, you
missed that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That happened already, Tyler? When were you? And ty Tyler?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I'm there tomorrow at Rose City Comedy Club. So for
You're and Tyler, Rose City Comedy Club. We're doing couples therapy. Also,
no Kinney Webster because he has.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
To do radio. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I can't miss a radio show for to tell Penis jokes.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But I can help.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I will be in Waco with you on Saturday night,
and that's gonna be dope. That's at the Hippodrome Theater.
So that's how you get your tickets there. And you know,
not for nothing here, Jesse, but I have noticed lately
in the world of love and romance, all is not
well out in the As a matter of fact, I
was looking at this story a woman just got married
in England and I, you know, I'm I got married.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Did you give a speech at your wedding? Was that
a thing that you did? I did not. I don't.
I don't know. I didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I don't think I gave a speech at my wedding either.
Other people gave scratches. Talk about killing the vibe. Here's
a woman who just got married and she's a burnette.
For those listening on the radio, if you want me
to just paint a picture here for you, and she's
a you know, it look very it looks like a
very nice wedding haul whatever, this reception banquet hall that
they've rented out, and her husband is sitting just to
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the left of her, surrounded by the wedding party, all
their families there. This guy wore a fedora. Clearly nobody
told him. You can't wear a fedora unless you're a
bass player in a as banned I agree, or an
investigative reporter. Otherwise he does look like the guy you'd
put your napkin over your drink if you went to
the restaurant. One hundred percent, yeah, I wouldn't want that, definitely,
but male or.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Female, although either one I'm not.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm like, you're not going to mess up another
ginger rale of mind.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Brian, Yeah, Brian, stay away from my drink anyway. So
this here's the bride to be giving her wedding speech.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Alongside their demonization of trans people, our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this, But if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platform to speak on this issue, everyone
should be able to have a day like today, And
I don't mean with all this sort of thing. I
mean a day surrounded by loved ones who wholeheartedly support
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us and our relationship with no judgment. We are in
a relationship that is simultaneously celebrated by random strangers who
find out we're engaged, but also is so mean mainstream
that no one back's an eyelid if we were to
walk down the street hand in hand. We are not
ostra size by society for simply being who we are
and loving who we love. Everyone should get to feel
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how that feels. Transgender people are being punished for simply
being who they are, and we must speak up. We
are losing hard, full ground and we simply cannot yield
to hatreds.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Thanks Kenny, and I gotta get this off my chest. One,
she called her wedding or platform, and bro, that's not it.
Number two, how are you gonna use your wedding day
to talk about transgenocide? And she's already got a Justin
Bieber haircut? And then you know all of his groups
are like, Bro, she used to be a dude, right,
That's why she did this. Like if you weren't gonna
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tell us you were banging a trainy, Like, why not?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I'd have her do it on your wedding day. All right,
what's the third thing that was? I forgot? I guess
that was all three. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Here's my immediate takeaway because I want to watch a
little bit more of this. First of all, the husband
does not look thrilled. For those of you watching this
listening on the radio, you don't see what we're looking at.
This is his poor guy. He thinks that he's you know,
ow kicked his coverage with this woman. What he does
not realize is, well, she may be a little more
attractive than you. Most guys are not gonna want to
put up with this. This is at your wedding. At
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your wedding, we're gonna get a lecture on trans And
by the way, do you know why she's mad? You
know what just happened in the UK? No, they made
a rule that trainees can't play in sports. That's the
thing over there, and then the bathroom say, oh you
mean men, right?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You mean men? Yeah, men can't play in women's sports.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
That's the England went ahead and they were like, all right,
let's look, no training kids England. And I think that's
a moderate stance. I don't think that's conservative, but that's
what she's talking about. We can't have nine year olds
getting their junk clop. No genital mutilation for prepubescent kids.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
So what people in the radio don't realize is she's
wearing her wedding dress and wedding attire in front of
a bouquet of flowers while giving this speech, which is
really awkward.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
My question is, was this post vowels?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
And I do cause if that's the question and I'm
in the audience, I'm gonna be like, hey, uh, priest,
when you asked us if anyone objects, I'd like to
revisit that question and tell you, yeah, I don't want
my homeboy stuck with this lunatic forever. Yeah, because you
think he's gonna get to play fantasy football ever with
his buddies, Fantasy soccer they yeah, yeah, Fantasy Taliban.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Fantasy Rugby. I guess now, I know what you're thinking.
In the middle of this lecture about training, you said
a wedding. Wouldn't it be great if she could talk
about Israel?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Alongside their demonization of trans people. Our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this. But if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platform to speak on this issue. The
ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people is a horror that
cannot be ignored. We cannot succumb to hatred. We have
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to be We have to email our and ps, we
have to speak up or we will be lost, all
of us. All this love has to be good for
something beyond our immediate surroundings.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
And then a right pausitive Again, I can't help but
notice these are the most generic left wing talking points
about transgenders and Palestinians. Need I point out the fact
that a transgender person in Gaza would probably be murdered.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
But besides that, what does she need notes for? She's
holding a sheet.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I could tell you Rachel Maddow's talking points without a
piece of paper.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I H I love that this guy probably spent a
lot of time riding his valves coming up with very
lovey dovey phrases, and in her speech it has genocide
and demonization.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Wait, what if his speech is like all right, she
got to talk about what she wanted. I just want
to say, I hope Manchester United pizza spread. I hope,
we really hope this year that the London soccer club
goes all the way to the Premier League Finals.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
He's like, no, you know, she pegs him with the
strap on Canny A million percent for sure, this poor guy.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
And then obviously you can't help but notice the wedding party.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
He's grinning a little bit, but like.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I was going to do a mic drop and then
I asked George, and George said the mics cost five
thousand pounds, so I'm not going to do that. So yeah,
in short, I love Matthew.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
You know on their honeymoon, you know, you know on
their honeymoon tonight, first words out of his mouth, they
are gonna be permission to touch you.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You're listening to Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness, where everyone
is welcome, even scum sucking maggots, swallowing socialist bastards you
used to refer to as mom.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
All right, Airheads, the candy Airheads has unveiled a child
sized robot that adults can now use as an excuse
to go trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm sorry I should have started that off with this.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Hey creeps, Airheads has unveiled a child size adult robot.
What kind of weirdo buys a child size adult robot?
A horrible person, right, the worst, the worst people on everything.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Kind of think if.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You buy that, they need to do a check your
IP address and have the fiscome look at all.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Your hard I've always this is.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I remember several years ago somebody was trying to pass
a law to make it illegal to buy a child
size sex doll, and my first instinct is like, yeah,
obviously you shouldn't be allowed to have a sex doll.
That's a child side, that's creepy. That should be illegal.
You shouldn't be able to do that. And then as
an afterthought, it's like, well, wait a second, if we
could legally sell these things, is that how we find
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all the pedophiles?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Nobody's gonna buy this that's not a sex monster?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Is that just gonna make the FBI's job easier? Jesse
your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I mean, my honest thought, Kenny is to one hundred
percent sell those because I think if it's one person
uses that instead of actually performing that terrible act on
a real child. I mean, I mean, that's just you
know where my head goes for it. But I have
a different, you know philosophy. How about death penalty for
repeat child sex offenders?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay? How about not repeat? But if you touch a kid,
you get dragged in public? We put it on pay
per view and use the money for the victims.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
It's also I have said for years I want pay
per view death row.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I love it. I would love to watch that.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
And and you know, Donald Trump, maybe as one of
the last things you do is you go out the
doors create the Trump TV network with live televised executions
for child moisters.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I would watch that on TV.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah, I mean, if paramounted by the UFC for seven
hundred million dollars, then sure, I'll definitely subscribe to that.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
All right, I'm talking about found guilty repeat offenders. That's
what I'm talking about. That's my opinion. Now, with all
that being said, we have this today. A former Randolph
County teacher cheer coach has been indicted for sex with
a student. It has happened once again. Her name is MICHAELA.
Caldwell Hodgens. She is thirty two years of age. She
was arrested and ordered a thirty thousand dollars bond. Apparently
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she had sex with a male student under the age
of nineteen, so it sounds like he was in high school.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It doesn't make it okay, it makes it awesome.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Sorry, well, you know south Park, did south We were
just talking about south Park? Yeah, South Park a whole
episode about that. If it's a little girl and an
adult man and you deserve the death penalty, and then
if and then when it's an adult woman and a
little boy, he should be the captain of the football team,
the wrestling team, and the baseball team.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's exactly how the homecoming ging.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Every cop is like, yes, I think he should be
an honorary valedictorian Kinney.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Good for you. What's the same thing with stalkers.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
If a man is stalking a woman and the and
the woman goes to the police, the police take it
very seriously. They get very they get everybody, get name,
you know, paperwork. They'll send the cops out. They invest
a immediately. If a guy goes to the police and
he says he's being stalked by a woman, much less
a mildly attractive woman. Police don't really take it that seriously. Unfortunately,
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I can't tell you how I know this, but I
know it's true. It's a long story, but that's that
tends to be the case. Unfortunately. It's very sad we
treat men and women differently in society, Jesse. And you're
a man, how do you feel about that. I've had stalkers,
so I totally get it. I was never I didn't
really feel a physical threat. It was just kind of
a an inconvenience and an annoyance.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
But it's wild how many of these accusations we hear
about these high school fourteen year old boys sleeping with
these super smoking, hot teachers.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We didn't hear about it when I was a kid.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You know why, Kitty, Because in the eighties, baby could
keep a secret, all right, So that's what it was.
We all these little snitches are running around.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know what we did. We bang the biology teacher.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
We shut our mouth, Kenny, That's what we did, Jesse,
Se Peyton, everybody, Jesse.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I have to point out here this happened in Alabama.
It was a cheer coach in Alabama saying this is
more common in certain parts of the country.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I think at Alabama the rates of a teacher to
student sex cases or higher because of homeschooling in Alabama,
Kenny than.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You, Jesse Peyton. All right, let's go from that to this.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
While we're on the topic of petterass is the thing
that they say never happens has once again happened.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
There seems to be a lot of examples of this.
Here we have a case out of Phoenix. A performer,
a drag queen performer at Pride, a prominent Arizona drag queen,
has been arrested in charge of having sex with a
thirteen year old boy whom he met via a dating app.
Michael Browder, aged thirty five, is a drag queen performer
who goes by the name Aubrey Galici and has appeared
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at Phoenix Pride Festival. Considered to be a star in
the community there, admitted to having sex with a little boy,
told investigators he well thought the boy was eighteen or nineteen.
The thirteen year old told investigators he posed as an
eighteen year old on an online dating site and then
arranged to meet the two men. The boy told police
he didn't know the identities of the two men he
met online, but investigators recovered one of the chats from
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his laptop and identified Browder as a Phoenix drag queen.
Browder was interviewed allegedly admitted to meeting and having sex
with the victim, told police he was under the impression
the person was eighteen or nineteen. Still doesn't make it, okay?
Why are you laughing? What? I sorry?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I do not want to make light of a child
being victimized in this situation. I think the I think
the misguidance or the misperception on both sides, Like I
can I just picture the meeting and then the chick
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transvestite lady thing is like, you're thirteen. I thought you
said you were eighteen. And then the thirteen year old's like, yeah,
you told me you were a girl. You have a penis,
So like, how do you think I feel like? I'm like,
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I'm a double victim, Like I'm a child. Not only
are you an adult, but you're a dude.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Gross. You're right, there is a lot of dishonesty going
you know which.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It's crazy this league because if I'm that thirteen year
old boy, I'm going back and telling no one. Oh god, Yeah, dude,
I got catfish.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Was it a grown up? Yeah? And she he was
a dude.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
One of the worst, one of the worst things about
this is there is a news story like this every day,
every day, every time we think, all right now, this
is gonna stop. And I always wonder did social media
make it worse or did it make it better?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Or to make it more visible, Kenny, because what happens
is is get I argue with liberals all day. It's
like sport, and it's like a full time job. And
I do it on social media, mainly Facebook. Go to
Jesse Baton Comedy and you can see it. However, liberals
always say the same thing. They say, trainees aren't going
in to the bathrooms to do this because trainees aren't
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messing with kids, and that's all they do. And every day, Kenny,
there's a case of it. This is disgusting. It is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Jesse. I think we agree on that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
We agree at least as bizarre as this broadcast has
been this afternoon, I guess a couple of things we agree,
honest and not okay to kill Charlie Kirk and do
not have sex with Kitsch. That's two things that we
have established on this show today that we all universally
agree on. I want to read some comments before we
get out of here. I know we covered some controversial
topics this afternoon. It's a little touchy, and I just
want to get some stuff, you know, clear the air here.
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One of our listeners made a great point about Candice Owens.
Let me see if I could find it here. It
is possible. Ashley says, it is possible. Part of the
reasons Candice Owens sounds crazy is because her friend was murdered.
And I think that's I actually think that's a good
point there, very much so.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, because when it hits that close to home, the
wild conceptions and misconceptions that we make are very far fetched,
and we start grasping for straws, and you know, you
make room for a lot of things that may not otherwise,
you know, be there.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, you're right about that. I mean, it's true.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Look, death in my family made me say some things
that may have sounded crazy to others. It didn't sound
crazy in my head. Let's see. Alan says, remember it
or not, you are paranoid. But are you paranoid enough?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Asks? Are we being paranoid enough? What do you think.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I don't think being too paranoid is a problem with
especially how weird things are getting now, because if you
were to go back and tell our parents and grandparents
and great grandparents what a world we're in now, they
would have been way more paranoid knowing it led to this.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
So I like to error on the side of caution. Kenny,
that's just me. I mean, there's something to be said
about that. Linda says that this new story about the
teacher proofs or point that not all teachers are good.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's an important thing to bring up.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
We make this mistake in society of saying that teachers, doctors,
and military generals are usually good ideas and trusted members
of authority. But my experience in life is not, like
has not been that. There's plenty of bad doctors, they're
bad generals. And you know, Mark Milly said he would
warn China if Trump was going to declare war. And
then you got teachers like this constantly having sex with
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kids all the time. What's a position in society that
you think gets more respect than it deserves.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh wow, all of everything on the.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Left, the liberals, whole everything woke. Yeah, yeah, Victim culture
is what I hate, Kenny. That's the main thing that
I think we give too much validation too, because peoples
for a struggle and where we used to out ostracize them,
ridicule for struggle, now we you know, give adulation and
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applause for it. And I think that's people reach and
they don't. And what that really does is it takes
away from real victim Moude for real things that are
going on.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh yeah, absolutely, every time you cry racism and it's
not racist, you're marginalizing victims of actual racism. Every time
you wrongly accuse a guy of sexual assault, you're making
it harder for a real victim of sexual assault to
be taken seriously.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know that over and over again.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
When you say things like mathematics and proper education and
proper speech are racist. When real racism does happen, we
dismiss it because everything you're trying to use this big
umbrella of it and it's retarded.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Right. Well, it's true.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Every time we blame the Jews for some conspiracy theory
they weren't responsible for, it takes away the attention we
should have given to blame the Jews for screwing up
the Clippers starting lineup.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I think we're anyway. We got a run.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I know a lot of touchy topics this afternoon, but
we love you all and we love everyone. I love
the Jews, I love the trans I love Candice Owens,
everybody out there.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I do want to say this. I'm a pretty edgy comic.
I know this a conservative talk radio show. I'm a
stand up comedian. And if I said anything the night
that offended you, I'm sorry that your parents raised a sissy.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm sorry your parents weren't qualified to raise a normal child.
I'll have be and said, Waco will be there this
Saturday night. If this broadcast didn't offend to you too much,
coming out with us on Saturday night at the Waco Hippodrome.
Tickets are available jesse isfunny dot com. That's gonna be
a ton of fun. Tell your friends, bring your wife,
bring your kids, bring everybody out. It's gonna be well
not kids, not kids. Do not bring your children, bring
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your adult kids. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
There you nice.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happy mis Radio.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to this show.
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Guinea Webster there.
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right? Where are we here?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah, that's right. It's National Pet Obesity Awareness Day. Here
is a sign. Your dog is fat, your dog is
Illinois Governor JB.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Pritzker. That's a good sign. Hey, who's that? Jesse Payton's
in the studio right now? What's up? Is up? My brother? Happy?
National Pet Obesity Awareness Stay? Jesse? What are you?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I love it? I was celebrating on the way here.
I ate a pig and a blanket. I had one too,
and then I ate a pastry. In Texas, it's called
a kolachi. Why it's but it's a pig and a blanket,
that is, that's what we called it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Why can't we you know, like, it's obviously not a
kolatchi a klatchi something else.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Why do we do that? Why do we have to
change everything? I don't know, man, We're sensitive.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Jesse Peyton is a proud one of the biggest comics
in Texas at the moment, has been blowing up big
time over the last couple of years, few years, several years,
quite the career.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
But how did it all start? Jesse? What made you
start doing stand up comedy?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I was hilarious and I was too handsome for radio Kinney,
so we just skipped right over that, well right on stage.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well we have that in common, I feel we do. Yeah,
but we are.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
You and I are in Waco this Saturday, which is
why you're here right now at the Hippodrome Theater doing
our favorite show, Couple's Therapy, where you and I, who
were clearly the beacon of stability for relationship influence and
expertise and advice. Absolutely yes, take dating advice from two
middle aged men who can't seem to get their own
relationships right. If anybody does want tickets, you go to
(01:41):
Jesse's website jesse Isfunny dot com, and you go down
here to tour Day's click that and then Seabrook, you
missed that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That happened already, Tyler? When were you? And ty Tyler?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I'm there tomorrow at Rose City Comedy Club. So for
You're and Tyler, Rose City Comedy Club. We're doing couples therapy. Also,
no Kinney Webster because he has.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
To do radio. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I can't miss a radio show for to tell Penis jokes.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But I can help.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I will be in Waco with you on Saturday night,
and that's gonna be dope. That's at the Hippodrome Theater.
So that's how you get your tickets there. And you know,
not for nothing here, Jesse, but I have noticed lately
in the world of love and romance, all is not
well out in the As a matter of fact, I
was looking at this story a woman just got married
in England and I, you know, I'm I got married.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Did you give a speech at your wedding? Was that
a thing that you did? I did not. I don't.
I don't know. I didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I don't think I gave a speech at my wedding either.
Other people gave scratches. Talk about killing the vibe. Here's
a woman who just got married and she's a burnette.
For those listening on the radio, if you want me
to just paint a picture here for you, and she's
a you know, it look very it looks like a
very nice wedding haul whatever, this reception banquet hall that
they've rented out, and her husband is sitting just to
(02:51):
the left of her, surrounded by the wedding party, all
their families there. This guy wore a fedora. Clearly nobody
told him. You can't wear a fedora unless you're a
bass player in a as banned I agree, or an
investigative reporter. Otherwise he does look like the guy you'd
put your napkin over your drink if you went to
the restaurant. One hundred percent, yeah, I wouldn't want that, definitely,
but male or.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Female, although either one I'm not.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm like, you're not going to mess up another
ginger rale of mind.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Brian, Yeah, Brian, stay away from my drink anyway. So
this here's the bride to be giving her wedding speech.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Alongside their demonization of trans people, our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this, But if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platform to speak on this issue, everyone
should be able to have a day like today, And
I don't mean with all this sort of thing. I
mean a day surrounded by loved ones who wholeheartedly support
(03:45):
us and our relationship with no judgment. We are in
a relationship that is simultaneously celebrated by random strangers who
find out we're engaged, but also is so mean mainstream
that no one back's an eyelid if we were to
walk down the street hand in hand. We are not
ostra size by society for simply being who we are
and loving who we love. Everyone should get to feel
(04:05):
how that feels. Transgender people are being punished for simply
being who they are, and we must speak up. We
are losing hard, full ground and we simply cannot yield
to hatreds.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Thanks Kenny, and I gotta get this off my chest. One,
she called her wedding or platform, and bro, that's not it.
Number two, how are you gonna use your wedding day
to talk about transgenocide? And she's already got a Justin
Bieber haircut? And then you know all of his groups
are like, Bro, she used to be a dude, right,
That's why she did this. Like if you weren't gonna
(04:38):
tell us you were banging a trainy, Like, why not?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I'd have her do it on your wedding day. All right,
what's the third thing that was? I forgot? I guess
that was all three. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Here's my immediate takeaway because I want to watch a
little bit more of this. First of all, the husband
does not look thrilled. For those of you watching this
listening on the radio, you don't see what we're looking at.
This is his poor guy. He thinks that he's you know,
ow kicked his coverage with this woman. What he does
not realize is, well, she may be a little more
attractive than you. Most guys are not gonna want to
put up with this. This is at your wedding. At
(05:10):
your wedding, we're gonna get a lecture on trans And
by the way, do you know why she's mad? You
know what just happened in the UK? No, they made
a rule that trainees can't play in sports. That's the
thing over there, and then the bathroom say, oh you
mean men, right?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You mean men? Yeah, men can't play in women's sports.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
That's the England went ahead and they were like, all right,
let's look, no training kids England. And I think that's
a moderate stance. I don't think that's conservative, but that's
what she's talking about. We can't have nine year olds
getting their junk clop. No genital mutilation for prepubescent kids.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
So what people in the radio don't realize is she's
wearing her wedding dress and wedding attire in front of
a bouquet of flowers while giving this speech, which is
really awkward.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
My question is, was this post vowels?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
And I do cause if that's the question and I'm
in the audience, I'm gonna be like, hey, uh, priest,
when you asked us if anyone objects, I'd like to
revisit that question and tell you, yeah, I don't want
my homeboy stuck with this lunatic forever. Yeah, because you
think he's gonna get to play fantasy football ever with
his buddies, Fantasy soccer they yeah, yeah, Fantasy Taliban.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Fantasy Rugby. I guess now, I know what you're thinking.
In the middle of this lecture about training, you said
a wedding. Wouldn't it be great if she could talk
about Israel?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Alongside their demonization of trans people. Our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this. But if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platform to speak on this issue. The
ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people is a horror that
cannot be ignored. We cannot succumb to hatred. We have
(06:46):
to be We have to email our and ps, we
have to speak up or we will be lost, all
of us. All this love has to be good for
something beyond our immediate surroundings.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
And then a right pausitive Again, I can't help but
notice these are the most generic left wing talking points
about transgenders and Palestinians. Need I point out the fact
that a transgender person in Gaza would probably be murdered.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
But besides that, what does she need notes for? She's
holding a sheet.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I could tell you Rachel Maddow's talking points without a
piece of paper.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I H I love that this guy probably spent a
lot of time riding his valves coming up with very
lovey dovey phrases, and in her speech it has genocide
and demonization.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Wait, what if his speech is like all right, she
got to talk about what she wanted. I just want
to say, I hope Manchester United pizza spread. I hope,
we really hope this year that the London soccer club
goes all the way to the Premier League Finals.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
He's like, no, you know, she pegs him with the
strap on Canny A million percent for sure, this poor guy.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
And then obviously you can't help but notice the wedding party.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
He's grinning a little bit, but like.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I was going to do a mic drop and then
I asked George, and George said the mics cost five
thousand pounds, so I'm not going to do that. So yeah,
in short, I love Matthew.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
You know on their honeymoon, you know, you know on
their honeymoon tonight, first words out of his mouth, they
are gonna be permission to touch you.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You're listening to Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness, where everyone
is welcome, even scum sucking maggots, swallowing socialist bastards you
used to refer to as mom.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
All right, Airheads, the candy Airheads has unveiled a child
sized robot that adults can now use as an excuse
to go trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm sorry I should have started that off with this.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Hey creeps, Airheads has unveiled a child size adult robot.
What kind of weirdo buys a child size adult robot?
A horrible person, right, the worst, the worst people on everything.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Kind of think if.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You buy that, they need to do a check your
IP address and have the fiscome look at all.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Your hard I've always this is.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I remember several years ago somebody was trying to pass
a law to make it illegal to buy a child
size sex doll, and my first instinct is like, yeah,
obviously you shouldn't be allowed to have a sex doll.
That's a child side, that's creepy. That should be illegal.
You shouldn't be able to do that. And then as
an afterthought, it's like, well, wait a second, if we
could legally sell these things, is that how we find
(09:23):
all the pedophiles?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Nobody's gonna buy this that's not a sex monster?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Is that just gonna make the FBI's job easier? Jesse
your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I mean, my honest thought, Kenny is to one hundred
percent sell those because I think if it's one person
uses that instead of actually performing that terrible act on
a real child. I mean, I mean, that's just you
know where my head goes for it. But I have
a different, you know philosophy. How about death penalty for
repeat child sex offenders?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay? How about not repeat? But if you touch a kid,
you get dragged in public? We put it on pay
per view and use the money for the victims.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
It's also I have said for years I want pay
per view death row.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I love it. I would love to watch that.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
And and you know, Donald Trump, maybe as one of
the last things you do is you go out the
doors create the Trump TV network with live televised executions
for child moisters.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I would watch that on TV.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah, I mean, if paramounted by the UFC for seven
hundred million dollars, then sure, I'll definitely subscribe to that.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
All right, I'm talking about found guilty repeat offenders. That's
what I'm talking about. That's my opinion. Now, with all
that being said, we have this today. A former Randolph
County teacher cheer coach has been indicted for sex with
a student. It has happened once again. Her name is MICHAELA.
Caldwell Hodgens. She is thirty two years of age. She
was arrested and ordered a thirty thousand dollars bond. Apparently
(10:46):
she had sex with a male student under the age
of nineteen, so it sounds like he was in high school.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It doesn't make it okay, it makes it awesome.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Sorry, well, you know south Park, did south We were
just talking about south Park? Yeah, South Park a whole
episode about that. If it's a little girl and an
adult man and you deserve the death penalty, and then
if and then when it's an adult woman and a
little boy, he should be the captain of the football team,
the wrestling team, and the baseball team.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's exactly how the homecoming ging.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Every cop is like, yes, I think he should be
an honorary valedictorian Kinney.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Good for you. What's the same thing with stalkers.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
If a man is stalking a woman and the and
the woman goes to the police, the police take it
very seriously. They get very they get everybody, get name,
you know, paperwork. They'll send the cops out. They invest
a immediately. If a guy goes to the police and
he says he's being stalked by a woman, much less
a mildly attractive woman. Police don't really take it that seriously. Unfortunately,
(11:41):
I can't tell you how I know this, but I
know it's true. It's a long story, but that's that
tends to be the case. Unfortunately. It's very sad we
treat men and women differently in society, Jesse. And you're
a man, how do you feel about that. I've had stalkers,
so I totally get it. I was never I didn't
really feel a physical threat. It was just kind of
a an inconvenience and an annoyance.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
But it's wild how many of these accusations we hear
about these high school fourteen year old boys sleeping with
these super smoking, hot teachers.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We didn't hear about it when I was a kid.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You know why, Kitty, Because in the eighties, baby could
keep a secret, all right, So that's what it was.
We all these little snitches are running around.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know what we did. We bang the biology teacher.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
We shut our mouth, Kenny, That's what we did, Jesse,
Se Peyton, everybody, Jesse.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I have to point out here this happened in Alabama.
It was a cheer coach in Alabama saying this is
more common in certain parts of the country.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I think at Alabama the rates of a teacher to
student sex cases or higher because of homeschooling in Alabama,
Kenny than.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You, Jesse Peyton. All right, let's go from that to this.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
While we're on the topic of petterass is the thing
that they say never happens has once again happened.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
There seems to be a lot of examples of this.
Here we have a case out of Phoenix. A performer,
a drag queen performer at Pride, a prominent Arizona drag queen,
has been arrested in charge of having sex with a
thirteen year old boy whom he met via a dating app.
Michael Browder, aged thirty five, is a drag queen performer
who goes by the name Aubrey Galici and has appeared
(13:17):
at Phoenix Pride Festival. Considered to be a star in
the community there, admitted to having sex with a little boy,
told investigators he well thought the boy was eighteen or nineteen.
The thirteen year old told investigators he posed as an
eighteen year old on an online dating site and then
arranged to meet the two men. The boy told police
he didn't know the identities of the two men he
met online, but investigators recovered one of the chats from
(13:38):
his laptop and identified Browder as a Phoenix drag queen.
Browder was interviewed allegedly admitted to meeting and having sex
with the victim, told police he was under the impression
the person was eighteen or nineteen. Still doesn't make it, okay?
Why are you laughing? What? I sorry?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I do not want to make light of a child
being victimized in this situation. I think the I think
the misguidance or the misperception on both sides, Like I
can I just picture the meeting and then the chick
(14:18):
transvestite lady thing is like, you're thirteen. I thought you
said you were eighteen. And then the thirteen year old's like, yeah,
you told me you were a girl. You have a penis,
So like, how do you think I feel like? I'm like,
(14:39):
I'm a double victim, Like I'm a child. Not only
are you an adult, but you're a dude.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Gross. You're right, there is a lot of dishonesty going
you know which.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It's crazy this league because if I'm that thirteen year
old boy, I'm going back and telling no one. Oh god, Yeah, dude,
I got catfish.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Was it a grown up? Yeah? And she he was
a dude.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
One of the worst, one of the worst things about
this is there is a news story like this every day,
every day, every time we think, all right now, this
is gonna stop. And I always wonder did social media
make it worse or did it make it better?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Or to make it more visible, Kenny, because what happens
is is get I argue with liberals all day. It's
like sport, and it's like a full time job. And
I do it on social media, mainly Facebook. Go to
Jesse Baton Comedy and you can see it. However, liberals
always say the same thing. They say, trainees aren't going
in to the bathrooms to do this because trainees aren't
(15:36):
messing with kids, and that's all they do. And every day, Kenny,
there's a case of it. This is disgusting. It is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Jesse. I think we agree on that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
We agree at least as bizarre as this broadcast has
been this afternoon, I guess a couple of things we agree,
honest and not okay to kill Charlie Kirk and do
not have sex with Kitsch. That's two things that we
have established on this show today that we all universally
agree on. I want to read some comments before we
get out of here. I know we covered some controversial
topics this afternoon. It's a little touchy, and I just
want to get some stuff, you know, clear the air here.
(16:06):
One of our listeners made a great point about Candice Owens.
Let me see if I could find it here. It
is possible. Ashley says, it is possible. Part of the
reasons Candice Owens sounds crazy is because her friend was murdered.
And I think that's I actually think that's a good
point there, very much so.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, because when it hits that close to home, the
wild conceptions and misconceptions that we make are very far fetched,
and we start grasping for straws, and you know, you
make room for a lot of things that may not otherwise,
you know, be there.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, you're right about that. I mean, it's true.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Look, death in my family made me say some things
that may have sounded crazy to others. It didn't sound
crazy in my head. Let's see. Alan says, remember it
or not, you are paranoid. But are you paranoid enough?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Asks? Are we being paranoid enough? What do you think.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I don't think being too paranoid is a problem with
especially how weird things are getting now, because if you
were to go back and tell our parents and grandparents
and great grandparents what a world we're in now, they
would have been way more paranoid knowing it led to this.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
So I like to error on the side of caution. Kenny,
that's just me. I mean, there's something to be said
about that. Linda says that this new story about the
teacher proofs or point that not all teachers are good.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's an important thing to bring up.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
We make this mistake in society of saying that teachers, doctors,
and military generals are usually good ideas and trusted members
of authority. But my experience in life is not, like
has not been that. There's plenty of bad doctors, they're
bad generals. And you know, Mark Milly said he would
warn China if Trump was going to declare war. And
then you got teachers like this constantly having sex with
(17:40):
kids all the time. What's a position in society that
you think gets more respect than it deserves.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh wow, all of everything on the.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Left, the liberals, whole everything woke. Yeah, yeah, Victim culture
is what I hate, Kenny. That's the main thing that
I think we give too much validation too, because peoples
for a struggle and where we used to out ostracize them,
ridicule for struggle, now we you know, give adulation and
(18:08):
applause for it. And I think that's people reach and
they don't. And what that really does is it takes
away from real victim Moude for real things that are
going on.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh yeah, absolutely, every time you cry racism and it's
not racist, you're marginalizing victims of actual racism. Every time
you wrongly accuse a guy of sexual assault, you're making
it harder for a real victim of sexual assault to
be taken seriously.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know that over and over again.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
When you say things like mathematics and proper education and
proper speech are racist. When real racism does happen, we
dismiss it because everything you're trying to use this big
umbrella of it and it's retarded.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Right. Well, it's true.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Every time we blame the Jews for some conspiracy theory
they weren't responsible for, it takes away the attention we
should have given to blame the Jews for screwing up
the Clippers starting lineup.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I think we're anyway. We got a run.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I know a lot of touchy topics this afternoon, but
we love you all and we love everyone. I love
the Jews, I love the trans I love Candice Owens,
everybody out there.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I do want to say this. I'm a pretty edgy comic.
I know this a conservative talk radio show. I'm a
stand up comedian. And if I said anything the night
that offended you, I'm sorry that your parents raised a sissy.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm sorry your parents weren't qualified to raise a normal child.
I'll have be and said, Waco will be there this
Saturday night. If this broadcast didn't offend to you too much,
coming out with us on Saturday night at the Waco Hippodrome.
Tickets are available jesse isfunny dot com. That's gonna be
a ton of fun. Tell your friends, bring your wife,
bring your kids, bring everybody out. It's gonna be well
not kids, not kids. Do not bring your children, bring
(19:38):
your adult kids. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
There you nice.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happy mis Radio.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
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