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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here a little chin on the East Side. Boys live
nobody to working up in here. Eye this song rips
bro men, ain'tnna be no torking. It's basically in for
a bunch of little me And now you bring the
ladies up in here, that would change the dynamic.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No, I don't. I'm not looking for dudes to tork
but if you're gonna twerk, I would think Will John
and Izzy Osbourne mind working a little bit. Stop stop
doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm telling you you started it. You don't even suggest
stuff like that. Man, Okay, I'll stop long enough to
wish Keto Jackson a heavenly happy birthday. You know, Tito
left us last year, but we still remember him fondly.
Tito would have been seventy two years old today.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Boy, he had some great songs in his day. They
really see it. For example, I want you back and
I'll be there. Yeah. The Love You Save huge hits
ABC two, ABC obviously. Yeah, and don't forget about the
love you share well of course yea, yeah, well whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Also no longer with us. Tanya Roberts. That was Donna's mother,
Midge on the seventies show. I remember she was also
on Charlie's Angels, and she was Sheena, the Queen of
the Jungle or something.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Road on a Zebra. That was fun. Was that racist?
Probably not back then? Back then it was fine, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Penny Marshall of you know Laverne and Shirley Fame. Laverne
DeFazio also born in the state, hasin Pepper Incorporated, been
gone a long time. Leiah Coca and Mario Puzzo, the
author of the Godfather, also sharing a birthday today. Now
the Living includes the legendary Paul Walter Hauser. You knew
(01:52):
him bitter as Stingray on Cobra Kai. Huh, that's that's
my karate.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You know. I do like that song Sting Ray, Stingray,
remember that. Yeah, But that wasn't about him. There's that
old cartoon.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
He's now thirty nine years old. Good Lord Dominic West.
He's a fun actor. He's fifty six. He played Prince
Charles in the later seasons of the Crown. He's also
in Downtown Abbey. She Jimmy McNulty on the Wire. Yeah,
I loved the Wire and McNulty was kind of like
(02:29):
the main guy.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They wouldn't let them do that today. No, that was
way too racist.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Vanessa Marcil is fifty seven. She was Sam on the
show Las Vegas for just.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
A little while there. Brenda k star.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Brenda discovered Mariah Carey and was a singer in her
own right.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So she's the one we should hate. That's if you
feel like that. Yeah, not a fan of Mariah Carey.
Don't care for it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Eric Bennet is fifty nine, who used to be married
to Halle Berry until he cheated on her repeatedly and
admitted to it. It wasn't just like her, thinking, mister,
h why do you think all the white boys like
Halle Berry. There's other hot black checks. What is it
about her that's so appealing? Well, there's a they like
(03:18):
other hot girls too, but they definitely like Halle Berry.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I mean, just look at her. There you go.
But more so than other black girls I have noticed.
I don't get why. I mean, I get it, but
I don't you know why.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Maybe she'd like slightly tamed, you know, a little bit
more easy to deal with.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't know jing white men are afraid of black women.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Sarah the Duchess of York is sixty six. You know,
we'll just call her Fergie. Okay, everybody calls her Fergie
fer delicious. Emerald Lagassi is sixty six, the celebrity chef of.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
New Orleans Fain.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Larry Miller, the comedian is seventy two, Chris de Burgh
from Lady Read seventy seven, and Richard Carpenter of the
Carpenter's Duh is seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He is sisterless. However, that's kind of sad that lady
in Red Song does kind of slap. Remember that time
we interviewed Gloria alright and we played that song for her.
I don't think she appreciated. She didn't appreciated at all.
She wasn't even impressed. You know, today is take your
parents to lunch day. If you don't already have plans,
and if you have parents still, then you know, feel free.
What do you think of your parents? Might well, I
(04:30):
can't take them to lun shouldn't I say? My mom's
in Chicago and my dad.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You just send her a fifty dollars gift card, you know,
Applebee's or someplace, and then you are basically taking her
to lunch. That's a good ide You're just not going,
that's a good idea. You know they do jello shots there. Yeah,
for the kids mostly obviously. And you can't put a
price tag on that kind of love. No, absolutely not.
I think you said fifty dollars. That kind of is
putting a price on your love.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, you know, it's interesting. They're fifty cent jello shots.
So that's how buttloaded jello shots to believe it. Yeah,
that's a crazy amount of them sitting all mobile. National
take your parents to Lunch Day. It's also Global hand
washing Day. Every day should be National Roast Pheasant Day
and National cheese curds Day. Huh today, sound like I
gotta tell you I lock him cheese courage. Do you
(05:15):
feel like I'm just making it up?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I really do. Didn't you make that up? No, those
are on the list you reach cheese courge guinea. Yeah,
I've had. I'm sure. Well, I'm from the Midwest. I'm
surprised that's a cheesy thing. It's a Wisconsin thing, Wiscantin.
We got a Freddy's down here here, go to freddy
that's a Wisconsin thing. It's down here too, And they
got cheese courage. Man, Man, I might eat something all right?
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Speaker 1 (05:37):
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when you download that app? How far back we go
in on this day in history? Mine starts in seventeen
ninety four? What about yours? That's pretty far back? On
this day in seventeen ninety four, the first US silver
one dollar coin was struck and released into circulation. Is
that right? Yeah? That's what they say? Yeah, dude. And
now on this day in nineteen seventeen, dancer and spy
Mada Hari is executed. Was she the original thang than?
(06:29):
I think so? Yeah? Eric Swawell's got a rager for today.
In nineteen sixty five, anti war demonstrations swept across the country.
Back then liberals hated war. Oh yeah, now they like it.
Remember that. And on this day in nineteen seventy three,
Dolly Parton wrote a song called Working nine to five.
It was a big hit. And here it is. That's
(06:50):
not that's not that, that's true, it's not today. In
nineteen eighty nine, a guy named Wayne Gretzky, he did.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Something in the hockey world.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I guess he became the NHL's all time leading scorer.
It's tonight, So congratulations to Wayne Gretzky. And this was
his favorite song by stomping Tom Conners.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I wasn't gonna bring this up, but my this day
and histories are better than hockey history.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Winston Churchill won the Nobel Prize in Literature on this date,
nineteen fifty three. You know, like Wayne Gretzky, Toto released
and I know you're a big fan of Toto.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I do love that Africa song.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, they released the album featuring Hold the Line.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's good, but I know yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Michael Gormtev was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing
the Cold War to an end, which wasn't really a war,
but he got a Peace Prize for that. Trump brought
an end to multiple wars that were really wars, and.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He got nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Clarence Thomas won confirmation for the Supreme Court in nineteen
ninety one on this date, despite the sexual harassment accusations.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Here was a cool guy. Nelson Mandela was a nationalist,
did you know that? And that's okay because he wasn't
American and he got the Peace Prize today in nineteen
ninety three and today. In two thousand and eight, the
Dow Jones fell seven hundred and thirty three point eight
points in one day.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Look out now a record. At the time, it was
bad news. Well, yeah, until COVID came along. Yeah, okay, man,
we had some up and downs and code remember that
back twenty twenty the Dow will go up, you know,
three full thousand points and down full five thousand points
on to day.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I made some money off that volatility. I didn't mind that.
Earlier this year when Trump's tariffs kicked in, the market
took a dip as well. I made some money off
of that. Yeah, you're a good dipper. I like that.
Don't you think that when Hugh Hewitt is on TV,
Fox News should warn you ahead of time so you
could swallow your food or spit it out before you
look at him on TV set the guy right there,
Look at how weird his mouth looks. Yeah, he's weird.
(08:56):
What's the deal with his mouth? Who's Hugh Hewett? He
doesn't say anything that interesting. He sounds weird. He's an
ugly guy. He's like a poor man's version of Kenny Webster.
If you think about it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You In the meantime, the Dow is up over four
hundred and the Nasdaq three hundred and thirty this morning
early trade, and so hopefully it won't be a repeat
of that nineteen eighty business or whatever it was.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Any stock tips for today I missed, no.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No, I've donet all I can. And you know, I
get the mail all the time from people saying, well
that last one didn't work out for me, So you know,
I'm just I'm just gonna avoid doing any of that
kind of stuff anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, I got a few of them, and I'm not
a professional stock trader. I'm wrong about half the time,
so grain of salt on this. But well then why
do I want a stock tip. AI chip demand remains
red hot, so Nvidia could be a good trade. We
haven't they already they already out of fight.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
You know you're gonna buy, you know, if you want
to buy the peak or to dip, why not we
peak it?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You want to buy it while you're going up? I think,
And if you're into it, it's already a If you're
into AI, that Taiwan semiconductor company TSM, that's not a
bad buy. Micron always a good look there. Gold price
is surging amid the economic uncertainty. Nem Neumont gold purchase
not a bad idea. AI driven tools, bursting things, boosting
(10:17):
things like TurboTax and quick books today in the news
and the old Dominion freight line, high growth dividend plays
in logistics, resilient amid supply chains. All this according to
my AI. And you trust AI right? Well, doesn't we
kind of have to? Yeah? If you don't, I think
it will kill you. Yeah, and we for one salute
our robot overlords.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Speaking of dying, I'm not sure why this is news,
but Michael J. Fox wants to let you know he
has a request on how he goes He said, he
knows how he wants to go out. He just wants
to not wake up one day. Wow, well there's a shocker.
I think a lot of people would opt for that,
he said. The last thing I want, you know, because
(10:58):
he's diagnosed with parkins. He's sixty four, and you know
he obviously, like the rest of us, we know he's
going to die at some point. He said, I just
don't want it to be dramatic. I don't want to
trip over furniture and smash my head and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So that's a news story to thing. In real life.
He listens to Huey Lewis in the news all the time. No,
I don't think so soon as he's dying, he'll ask
them to play That's the Power of Love? Or what's
the other song from that movie Gonna Go Back in Time,
which movies are not. Odd's called Back to the Future.
Never heard of it really. He was on another show too,
(11:32):
called Family Ties. Alex P. Keaton. He was a young
Republican and his parents worked in public broadcasting and we
had no we had no idea at the time how
prophetic that was. It was pretty pathetic, no prophet. It
was like a prophecy Billy, because now you have all
these old liberals and all these young conservatives, and it
was kind of like the kids on family ties.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You know, they's such a thing as young conservatives. Well,
now I have hope for the future.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Stand by for action, Wolton and Joe Dlet's I have
tickets to go see this guy on Saturday night. And
case you're carry us now you regret it?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
No, I'm oh, I just assume from the sounds this
guy makes you you didn't really mean to buy them
and you'd like to sell them.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
No, that's really impressive. He does all that with his mouth.
Bill Yead, He's just like, he's like and he does
it all with his mouth. Isn't that impressive? That is
very impressive lipwork. I like it. I mean it's no,
he's no Tina with the auto parts factory, but I
mean he's impressive.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Tina, right right, go.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Go go go King.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, Ray Bogs and many other party my warehouses.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Dude, check out her factory. She's got a lot of
auto parts. Was I was just just checking out her
factory in his video. This is one of my favorite
accounts on Instagram. It's auto parts store. Tina.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I bet she doesn't realize it, but when she bounces
up and now like that, it makes her jugs jiggle, you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Know, Billy, And I think that might actually be the
point of the video.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Get out, Yeah, go go go next next, right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
She might as well just be jump roping. I mean,
she's just bounce and bounce and bouncing. I don't know
what she's selling, but I'll take two. Whatever it is.
You need a new alternator?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, I bet she's got a good want to
play a game? It's got her intake. Manifold you like that? Yes? O, why,
one thing's for sure. I notice she doesn't have a
tranny transmission.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Not a channing problem. Want to play a game, I'm
gonna play a video of a liberal woman on TikTok.
Can you tell me if you think this is a
true story or she's just making it up.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm gonna go ahead and say made up, because there's
most of the stuff on the internet.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I think he is. I think you probably played this
game before. Oh yeah, all right, I watched this. This
woman was in a coffee shop and then this happened.
Thirty five year old kid in the coffee shop this morning.
We saying he's Republican. Yeah, okay, young brown living in
a blue state. I proceeded to embarrass him. He said
(14:11):
something about a debate. I said, I do not debate
with idiots. No, this is a civil war. You have
not received the feedback, the consequence that your words are
garbage and you're a bad person at this point, let
me communicate that to you. A lot of she's doing
a lot of talking with her hands here, Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Do you know that's just as fake as this is
just a some lunatic screaming for attention. Everybody on the
internet is just saying, look at me, look at me.
They're telling fake stories, They're doing all kinds of stupid stuff,
just try to get attention in this world.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
A white woman's in a coffee shop in a blue
city and a brown kid, she says, Brown tells her
he's a Republican and he wants to debate. What was
the context? Didn't just did not?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And if it did happen, And you're the person in
line behind this idiot, oh, you just want to grab
her and throw her at out the door.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, here's another one, white lady, middle aged, septum
piercing bangs. She had long, pretty air, but she decided
on bangs. That's how you know she's having a mental breakdown.
She's walking around the target and she says, this.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Should be illegal for any man to say to a woman,
nice tattoos.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Evers, she's fancat calling altogether. Uku kay? Now do you
honestly believe that this woman what some guy was like
nice tattoos and.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh shit, wildly upset? First of all, I don't think
anybody said that to her. I bet she wish if
somebody would.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, all right, we do have good news though. A
white lady just solved racism with one dance and one song.
Are you ready well, I'd like to hear it all
right here it is everybody. This is good. This is
good stuff. We're not gonna have racism anymore because of
this nice.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Lady like girl.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
What else you got? She's tap dancing, she's alone in
a house.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Girl Albania, but she's doing more of an Indian style.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think she might be Albanian black girl, a black girl.
She wasn't talking, and just like that, racism is solved forever.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Now nobody has a problem with anybody else I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Honestly, that's all at talk was for that white girl
to do that.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Since we're giving out free advice, if you'd been thinking
about spending forty dollars on Taylor Swift's official Life of
a Showgirl hair brush, I've been told it's a cheap
piece of crap. Not that that's going to stop Swifty
from throwing that money way, they'll do it anyway. But
(17:01):
I'm just letting you know years later when you finally
realize you were stupid, but you know I told you so.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Wait a second, Taylor Swift's selling a hair brush. Well,
it's the Life of a Showgirl hair brush. It's official.
Do I have to ask, I'm forty dollars. Where where
was it manufactured? Oh? I have no idea. But if
you had to guess, way way way over on the
other side of the planet. And what age group do
you think we're these kids in this country? You won't
(17:30):
say out loud that we're making Tailor Swift hair brushes
for forty dollars a pop.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
If I say seven, I might be exaggerating. Yeah, probably
shut me nine. See that's the thing that gets me.
These Chinese kids, they're working hard at age seven are
AMERICID kids. They don't even have a job in their
twenty five right, you know who's right and who's wrong.
On one hand, you think child labor, that's terrible. But
then on the other hand, in America we got thirty
year old unemployed kids hanging around at the Starbucks working
(17:56):
on their.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Screenplay all day. Dad's paying their rent. They don't have
to do anything.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
How wet the hairbrush he's wanting forty books for probably
cost about fourteen cents. Sure, yeah, you know that's a
little bit of a markup to me. I don't I
don't like it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And Yingang died making it for you.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Well, a lot of them did in the meantime if
they were strapped to their hair brush making table when
the fire broke.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Out, right, I hear you. In the meantime, we're all
very concerned about Alec Baldwin and his well being. He
ran his vehicle into a tree, not because he was drunk.
He was trying to avoid a garbage truck that nobody
saw or witnessed. But don't worry about that, no baby
on board. But his less successful brother, Steven, the MAGA
supporting Republican, was in the passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And to Alex's credit, they said that he did not
get out of the car and shoot the tree.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
That's great. Well, that's kind of a plus. And now
you can make sure this doesn't happen to you. And
I think that's great.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I want to drive like a Hollywood legend in rule
today at the Alec Baldwin Driving Academy, where our crash
course is literally a crash learn how to dodge paparazzi
and garbage trucks. With Alec Baldwin, you'll always hit your
mark and random trees, all while Stephen Baldwin screams from
the passenger seat like it's the rapture Alec Ray Right,
the Alec Baldwin Driving Academy, where every lesson ends with
(19:15):
let's try that again on a budget, try the Stephen
Baldwin Driving School. Half the talent, half the price.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
When you're an intern, you get treated like crap, and
then when you're in a position of power you do
the same.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Thing to them. It's inevitable, Like the tide or the
awkward toast. I'm going to have to give some day.
My son's a big gay wedding. Walton and Johnson radio network,
Here a little chin on the East Side. Boys live
nobody to working up in here. Eye this song rips
bro men, ain'tnna be no torking. It's basically in for
a bunch of little me And now you bring the
ladies up in here, that would change the dynamic.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No, I don't. I'm not looking for dudes to tork
but if you're gonna twerk, I would think Will John
and Izzy Osbourne mind working a little bit. Stop stop
doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm telling you you started it. You don't even suggest
stuff like that. Man, Okay, I'll stop long enough to
wish Keto Jackson a heavenly happy birthday. You know, Tito
left us last year, but we still remember him fondly.
Tito would have been seventy two years old today.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Boy, he had some great songs in his day. They
really see it. For example, I want you back and
I'll be there. Yeah. The Love You Save huge hits
ABC two, ABC obviously. Yeah, and don't forget about the
love you share well of course yea, yeah, well whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Also no longer with us. Tanya Roberts. That was Donna's mother,
Midge on the seventies show. I remember she was also
on Charlie's Angels, and she was Sheena, the Queen of
the Jungle or something.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Road on a Zebra. That was fun. Was that racist?
Probably not back then? Back then it was fine, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Penny Marshall of you know Laverne and Shirley Fame. Laverne
DeFazio also born in the state, hasin Pepper Incorporated, been
gone a long time. Leiah Coca and Mario Puzzo, the
author of the Godfather, also sharing a birthday today. Now
the Living includes the legendary Paul Walter Hauser. You knew
(01:52):
him bitter as Stingray on Cobra Kai. Huh, that's that's
my karate.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You know. I do like that song Sting Ray, Stingray,
remember that. Yeah, But that wasn't about him. There's that
old cartoon.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
He's now thirty nine years old. Good Lord Dominic West.
He's a fun actor. He's fifty six. He played Prince
Charles in the later seasons of the Crown. He's also
in Downtown Abbey. She Jimmy McNulty on the Wire. Yeah,
I loved the Wire and McNulty was kind of like
(02:29):
the main guy.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They wouldn't let them do that today. No, that was
way too racist.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Vanessa Marcil is fifty seven. She was Sam on the
show Las Vegas for just.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
A little while there. Brenda k star.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Brenda discovered Mariah Carey and was a singer in her
own right.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So she's the one we should hate. That's if you
feel like that. Yeah, not a fan of Mariah Carey.
Don't care for it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Eric Bennet is fifty nine, who used to be married
to Halle Berry until he cheated on her repeatedly and
admitted to it. It wasn't just like her, thinking, mister,
h why do you think all the white boys like
Halle Berry. There's other hot black checks. What is it
about her that's so appealing? Well, there's a they like
(03:18):
other hot girls too, but they definitely like Halle Berry.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I mean, just look at her. There you go.
But more so than other black girls I have noticed.
I don't get why. I mean, I get it, but
I don't you know why.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Maybe she'd like slightly tamed, you know, a little bit
more easy to deal with.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't know jing white men are afraid of black women.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Sarah the Duchess of York is sixty six. You know,
we'll just call her Fergie. Okay, everybody calls her Fergie
fer delicious. Emerald Lagassi is sixty six, the celebrity chef of.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
New Orleans Fain.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Larry Miller, the comedian is seventy two, Chris de Burgh
from Lady Read seventy seven, and Richard Carpenter of the
Carpenter's Duh is seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He is sisterless. However, that's kind of sad that lady
in Red Song does kind of slap. Remember that time
we interviewed Gloria alright and we played that song for her.
I don't think she appreciated. She didn't appreciated at all.
She wasn't even impressed. You know, today is take your
parents to lunch day. If you don't already have plans,
and if you have parents still, then you know, feel free.
What do you think of your parents? Might well, I
(04:30):
can't take them to lun shouldn't I say? My mom's
in Chicago and my dad.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You just send her a fifty dollars gift card, you know,
Applebee's or someplace, and then you are basically taking her
to lunch. That's a good ide You're just not going,
that's a good idea. You know they do jello shots there. Yeah,
for the kids mostly obviously. And you can't put a
price tag on that kind of love. No, absolutely not.
I think you said fifty dollars. That kind of is
putting a price on your love.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, you know, it's interesting. They're fifty cent jello shots.
So that's how buttloaded jello shots to believe it. Yeah,
that's a crazy amount of them sitting all mobile. National
take your parents to Lunch Day. It's also Global hand
washing Day. Every day should be National Roast Pheasant Day
and National cheese curds Day. Huh today, sound like I
gotta tell you I lock him cheese courage. Do you
(05:15):
feel like I'm just making it up?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I really do. Didn't you make that up? No, those
are on the list you reach cheese courge guinea. Yeah,
I've had. I'm sure. Well, I'm from the Midwest. I'm
surprised that's a cheesy thing. It's a Wisconsin thing, Wiscantin.
We got a Freddy's down here here, go to freddy
that's a Wisconsin thing. It's down here too, And they
got cheese courage. Man, Man, I might eat something all right?
Today in history is probably brought to you by.
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when you download that app? How far back we go
in on this day in history? Mine starts in seventeen
ninety four? What about yours? That's pretty far back? On
this day in seventeen ninety four, the first US silver
one dollar coin was struck and released into circulation. Is
that right? Yeah? That's what they say? Yeah, dude. And
now on this day in nineteen seventeen, dancer and spy
Mada Hari is executed. Was she the original thang than?
(06:29):
I think so? Yeah? Eric Swawell's got a rager for today.
In nineteen sixty five, anti war demonstrations swept across the country.
Back then liberals hated war. Oh yeah, now they like it.
Remember that. And on this day in nineteen seventy three,
Dolly Parton wrote a song called Working nine to five.
It was a big hit. And here it is. That's
(06:50):
not that's not that, that's true, it's not today. In
nineteen eighty nine, a guy named Wayne Gretzky, he did.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Something in the hockey world.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I guess he became the NHL's all time leading scorer.
It's tonight, So congratulations to Wayne Gretzky. And this was
his favorite song by stomping Tom Conners.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I wasn't gonna bring this up, but my this day
and histories are better than hockey history.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Winston Churchill won the Nobel Prize in Literature on this date,
nineteen fifty three. You know, like Wayne Gretzky, Toto released
and I know you're a big fan of Toto.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I do love that Africa song.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, they released the album featuring Hold the Line.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's good, but I know yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Michael Gormtev was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing
the Cold War to an end, which wasn't really a war,
but he got a Peace Prize for that. Trump brought
an end to multiple wars that were really wars, and.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He got nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Clarence Thomas won confirmation for the Supreme Court in nineteen
ninety one on this date, despite the sexual harassment accusations.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Here was a cool guy. Nelson Mandela was a nationalist,
did you know that? And that's okay because he wasn't
American and he got the Peace Prize today in nineteen
ninety three and today. In two thousand and eight, the
Dow Jones fell seven hundred and thirty three point eight
points in one day.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Look out now a record. At the time, it was
bad news. Well, yeah, until COVID came along. Yeah, okay, man,
we had some up and downs and code remember that
back twenty twenty the Dow will go up, you know,
three full thousand points and down full five thousand points
on to day.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I made some money off that volatility. I didn't mind that.
Earlier this year when Trump's tariffs kicked in, the market
took a dip as well. I made some money off
of that. Yeah, you're a good dipper. I like that.
Don't you think that when Hugh Hewitt is on TV,
Fox News should warn you ahead of time so you
could swallow your food or spit it out before you
look at him on TV set the guy right there,
Look at how weird his mouth looks. Yeah, he's weird.
(08:56):
What's the deal with his mouth? Who's Hugh Hewett? He
doesn't say anything that interesting. He sounds weird. He's an
ugly guy. He's like a poor man's version of Kenny Webster.
If you think about it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You In the meantime, the Dow is up over four
hundred and the Nasdaq three hundred and thirty this morning
early trade, and so hopefully it won't be a repeat
of that nineteen eighty business or whatever it was.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Any stock tips for today I missed, no.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No, I've donet all I can. And you know, I
get the mail all the time from people saying, well
that last one didn't work out for me, So you know,
I'm just I'm just gonna avoid doing any of that
kind of stuff anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, I got a few of them, and I'm not
a professional stock trader. I'm wrong about half the time,
so grain of salt on this. But well then why
do I want a stock tip. AI chip demand remains
red hot, so Nvidia could be a good trade. We
haven't they already they already out of fight.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
You know you're gonna buy, you know, if you want
to buy the peak or to dip, why not we
peak it?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You want to buy it while you're going up? I think,
And if you're into it, it's already a If you're
into AI, that Taiwan semiconductor company TSM, that's not a
bad buy. Micron always a good look there. Gold price
is surging amid the economic uncertainty. Nem Neumont gold purchase
not a bad idea. AI driven tools, bursting things, boosting
(10:17):
things like TurboTax and quick books today in the news
and the old Dominion freight line, high growth dividend plays
in logistics, resilient amid supply chains. All this according to
my AI. And you trust AI right? Well, doesn't we
kind of have to? Yeah? If you don't, I think
it will kill you. Yeah, and we for one salute
our robot overlords.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Speaking of dying, I'm not sure why this is news,
but Michael J. Fox wants to let you know he
has a request on how he goes He said, he
knows how he wants to go out. He just wants
to not wake up one day. Wow, well there's a shocker.
I think a lot of people would opt for that,
he said. The last thing I want, you know, because
(10:58):
he's diagnosed with parkins. He's sixty four, and you know
he obviously, like the rest of us, we know he's
going to die at some point. He said, I just
don't want it to be dramatic. I don't want to
trip over furniture and smash my head and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So that's a news story to thing. In real life.
He listens to Huey Lewis in the news all the time. No,
I don't think so soon as he's dying, he'll ask
them to play That's the Power of Love? Or what's
the other song from that movie Gonna Go Back in Time,
which movies are not. Odd's called Back to the Future.
Never heard of it really. He was on another show too,
(11:32):
called Family Ties. Alex P. Keaton. He was a young
Republican and his parents worked in public broadcasting and we
had no we had no idea at the time how
prophetic that was. It was pretty pathetic, no prophet. It
was like a prophecy Billy, because now you have all
these old liberals and all these young conservatives, and it
was kind of like the kids on family ties.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You know, they's such a thing as young conservatives. Well,
now I have hope for the future.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Stand by for action, Wolton and Joe Dlet's I have
tickets to go see this guy on Saturday night. And
case you're carry us now you regret it?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
No, I'm oh, I just assume from the sounds this
guy makes you you didn't really mean to buy them
and you'd like to sell them.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
No, that's really impressive. He does all that with his mouth.
Bill Yead, He's just like, he's like and he does
it all with his mouth. Isn't that impressive? That is
very impressive lipwork. I like it. I mean it's no,
he's no Tina with the auto parts factory, but I
mean he's impressive.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Tina, right right, go.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Go go go King.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, Ray Bogs and many other party my warehouses.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Dude, check out her factory. She's got a lot of
auto parts. Was I was just just checking out her
factory in his video. This is one of my favorite
accounts on Instagram. It's auto parts store. Tina.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I bet she doesn't realize it, but when she bounces
up and now like that, it makes her jugs jiggle, you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Know, Billy, And I think that might actually be the
point of the video.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Get out, Yeah, go go go next next, right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
She might as well just be jump roping. I mean,
she's just bounce and bounce and bouncing. I don't know
what she's selling, but I'll take two. Whatever it is.
You need a new alternator?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, I bet she's got a good want to
play a game? It's got her intake. Manifold you like that? Yes? O, why,
one thing's for sure. I notice she doesn't have a
tranny transmission.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Not a channing problem. Want to play a game, I'm
gonna play a video of a liberal woman on TikTok.
Can you tell me if you think this is a
true story or she's just making it up.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm gonna go ahead and say made up, because there's
most of the stuff on the internet.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I think he is. I think you probably played this
game before. Oh yeah, all right, I watched this. This
woman was in a coffee shop and then this happened.
Thirty five year old kid in the coffee shop this morning.
We saying he's Republican. Yeah, okay, young brown living in
a blue state. I proceeded to embarrass him. He said
(14:11):
something about a debate. I said, I do not debate
with idiots. No, this is a civil war. You have
not received the feedback, the consequence that your words are
garbage and you're a bad person at this point, let
me communicate that to you. A lot of she's doing
a lot of talking with her hands here, Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Do you know that's just as fake as this is
just a some lunatic screaming for attention. Everybody on the
internet is just saying, look at me, look at me.
They're telling fake stories, They're doing all kinds of stupid stuff,
just try to get attention in this world.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
A white woman's in a coffee shop in a blue
city and a brown kid, she says, Brown tells her
he's a Republican and he wants to debate. What was
the context? Didn't just did not?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And if it did happen, And you're the person in
line behind this idiot, oh, you just want to grab
her and throw her at out the door.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, here's another one, white lady, middle aged, septum
piercing bangs. She had long, pretty air, but she decided
on bangs. That's how you know she's having a mental breakdown.
She's walking around the target and she says, this.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Should be illegal for any man to say to a woman,
nice tattoos.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Evers, she's fancat calling altogether. Uku kay? Now do you
honestly believe that this woman what some guy was like
nice tattoos and.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh shit, wildly upset? First of all, I don't think
anybody said that to her. I bet she wish if
somebody would.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, all right, we do have good news though. A
white lady just solved racism with one dance and one song.
Are you ready well, I'd like to hear it all
right here it is everybody. This is good. This is
good stuff. We're not gonna have racism anymore because of
this nice.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Lady like girl.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
What else you got? She's tap dancing, she's alone in
a house.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Girl Albania, but she's doing more of an Indian style.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think she might be Albanian black girl, a black girl.
She wasn't talking, and just like that, racism is solved forever.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Now nobody has a problem with anybody else I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Honestly, that's all at talk was for that white girl
to do that.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Since we're giving out free advice, if you'd been thinking
about spending forty dollars on Taylor Swift's official Life of
a Showgirl hair brush, I've been told it's a cheap
piece of crap. Not that that's going to stop Swifty
from throwing that money way, they'll do it anyway. But
(17:01):
I'm just letting you know years later when you finally
realize you were stupid, but you know I told you so.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Wait a second, Taylor Swift's selling a hair brush. Well,
it's the Life of a Showgirl hair brush. It's official.
Do I have to ask, I'm forty dollars. Where where
was it manufactured? Oh? I have no idea. But if
you had to guess, way way way over on the
other side of the planet. And what age group do
you think we're these kids in this country? You won't
(17:30):
say out loud that we're making Tailor Swift hair brushes
for forty dollars a pop.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
If I say seven, I might be exaggerating. Yeah, probably
shut me nine. See that's the thing that gets me.
These Chinese kids, they're working hard at age seven are
AMERICID kids. They don't even have a job in their
twenty five right, you know who's right and who's wrong.
On one hand, you think child labor, that's terrible. But
then on the other hand, in America we got thirty
year old unemployed kids hanging around at the Starbucks working
(17:56):
on their.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Screenplay all day. Dad's paying their rent. They don't have
to do anything.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
How wet the hairbrush he's wanting forty books for probably
cost about fourteen cents. Sure, yeah, you know that's a
little bit of a markup to me. I don't I
don't like it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And Yingang died making it for you.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Well, a lot of them did in the meantime if
they were strapped to their hair brush making table when
the fire broke.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Out, right, I hear you. In the meantime, we're all
very concerned about Alec Baldwin and his well being. He
ran his vehicle into a tree, not because he was drunk.
He was trying to avoid a garbage truck that nobody
saw or witnessed. But don't worry about that, no baby
on board. But his less successful brother, Steven, the MAGA
supporting Republican, was in the passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And to Alex's credit, they said that he did not
get out of the car and shoot the tree.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
That's great. Well, that's kind of a plus. And now
you can make sure this doesn't happen to you. And
I think that's great.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I want to drive like a Hollywood legend in rule
today at the Alec Baldwin Driving Academy, where our crash
course is literally a crash learn how to dodge paparazzi
and garbage trucks. With Alec Baldwin, you'll always hit your
mark and random trees, all while Stephen Baldwin screams from
the passenger seat like it's the rapture Alec Ray Right,
the Alec Baldwin Driving Academy, where every lesson ends with
(19:15):
let's try that again on a budget, try the Stephen
Baldwin Driving School. Half the talent, half the price.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
When you're an intern, you get treated like crap, and
then when you're in a position of power you do
the same.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Thing to them. It's inevitable, Like the tide or the
awkward toast. I'm going to have to give some day.
My son's a big gay wedding. Walton and Johnson radio network,
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