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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you gotta wait around for this big one.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's no am staying up that way.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
No, it's a school night. What are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
There's a big rock show tonight in Houston and there
are four opening acts and I don't have the patients.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Wait wait four opening doors are at four point thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Not unless we're done by eight. I'm sorry, doors open
before rush hour?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What Howard? Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Where is this show that you're going to tonight?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think it's at White Oaks Music Hall, which is
also there's also White Oaks Lawn.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
If you're gonna be by the BYU look for dead
bodies while you're over there.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I've been looking. Okay, have you seen this? There's a claim?
Let me see if I can find it. New York
Police detective.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, says that this guy used to work with Sippowitz,
so he knows this stuff. Retired police detective from the NYPD.
He's a little more suspicious about these Bayou bodies than
the current mayor and other political leaders around town. All right,
here's what we know. Bodies keep surface, so do the questions.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
There's this dark current in Houston's by you sixteen bodies
were covered five of them in.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The same week, but I think the twenty two would
be a total number for like the full year, and
city leaders are downplaying speculation and rumors nothing about this matter.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There are these rumors that there's a potential serial killer
going around killing pedophiles, and some people have suggested that
one of the people on this radio show, who's really
good at lifting heavyweights is picking up pedophiles bodies and
throwing them in the.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Buyo, man, I ain't done none of that. I don't
know why they speculate about that kind of thing. Probably
called them black. Yeah, wait, I don't think it was you.
You Yeah, they weren't speculating them. Well, good, then I
don't care. Well, you know, serial killers are never black guys.
They're always right. That's how you know.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It wouldn't mean I didn't told you. I didn't say
it was a dry by shooting. Cool.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Uh. Well, we hope that there will be more to
tell you about that soon. In the meantime, I got
a quickie for you guys like Quiki. Well, we didn't
explain the smiley faced killers yet. Yeah, I know, but
they suspect they don't know anything. You don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
New York Police Department Sergeant Kevin Gannon.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The whole story is that one guy here is suspicious,
but the city leaders are not.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He says it could be the Smiley Face killers, and
then these other people think it could be the member
of a popular morning show in Houston going around killing pedophiles.
But I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Smiley Face, yeah, because I know it's not, you know,
morning show. That's what I'm telling people. But they keep
thinking I'm making it up. They're saying, Kenny, that's exactly
what the serial killer would say. That's what he would say. Yeah, hmmm,
well that's a tricky one. This morning, while we were
up here doing our very important work, working really hard,
there was a guy driving an eighteen wheeler on the
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East Loop, this one that goes over a big tall thing,
goes over the Bayou.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
There's a highway that rides around the city for the
those that are not trying to call it the.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Loop on the east side. Uh. This particular driver of
this particular eighteen wheeler is now under investigation. They report
there was a wreck little lafter seven thirty this morning
in the southbound lanes of of your sixteen East Loop.
There According to the HPD, the driver of the eighteen
(03:11):
wheeler was run over by his own truck.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
They are still scratching their heads as to how he
managed to pull that off.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Did he get out of the truck and then run
in front of it while I was moving?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
They're still trying to figure out how he pulled that off.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It looks like we got a convoy. Could it be
Did they go to clown Town or so?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It wasn't clown Town?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What is that circus town?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, well, they went to different cities.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They started out from Shaky Town. That what you're thinking
is rebberend duck.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was a duck.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know. These guys from Convoy, they knew how to drive. Sure,
Black Gully has clean Blacktown, Come on Blacktown?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That what town?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Flag?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Flag? Oh, there's an owl, I thought he said.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They went from Shaky Town and went through Flagtown and
turned up this way and they ended up in Chicago
and then headed over to the Jersey Coach. It looks like, wow,
what's a good thing they got stopped? Well, I thought
it was gonna be a quickie, But here's a quickie.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Shout it in.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Retired New York Jets.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's football, right, yep, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, a center nick manngold love that name.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What a name? He uh is?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
He needs a kidney?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh does anybody you guys you have too? Why don't
you give him one? Well?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know if I'm a match, he said, he's
he's asking if anybody out there, you know, maybe they're
a Jets fan, if you got an extra kidney you're
not using. There's this is sad.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, come on, the Jets haven't won a game yet
this season. Nobody's a Jets fan.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He's retired, so maybe you used to like him back
in olden days. He doesn't play anymore, probably because he
needed a kidney.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Sure, there is.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No one close to him. He doesn't have like any
close family members or even I guess really great friends
who are offering to donate. So he's turned to us.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
See that's the thing. I don't have any either, So
I can't give up a kidney. What if I need
it later on?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's the thing. I'd feel stupid if I gave him
a kidney and then turns out, or if one of
my kids needed it or something, I'd give them the
other one then have only got two left.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, think about it. There's four of you. I mean,
you guys have eight kidneys, you know. Oh my god, no,
you only have two kidneys Bill yet.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm not sure about that because I'm justified. Yeah, one
time there was a particularly good episode. Guy woke up
in a bathtub and he had his kidneys were removed.
Oh god, And he told Raylan he said, dang, and
now I only got two left.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh god, Wow, that didn't have.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Any of his kidneys removed if he woke up.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
But you have eight kidneys. You've got too, Prayleene's got too,
Polyester's got to, Billy ed Junior's got too. You know,
that's eight. I've only got the two plus Milton's, and
I think they're too small for a transplant. He's little.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's worth trying. Maybe start with Milton and then you know,
if that doesn't work out.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You give Well. Anyway, this isn't about me and my
lack of a family. This is about Hunter Biden being
a victim. Hunter Biden has a new book out, and
in it he compares himself to the Sandy Hook Elementary
School shooting victims. Oh he well, yeah, obviously, what the
revelation is included in Devil's Advocate. The Hidden Story of
Rudy Giuliani, Hunter Biden, and the Washington Insiders on the
(06:37):
Payrolls of Corrupt Foreign Interests by journalist Ken Vogel. Now,
I know what you're thinking, that's way too long of
a book title, and you'd be correct, and you've already
read more of it than you'll ever need to read,
just by me telling you that, by proxy, I.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Feel completely filled up with the book.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
But anyway, anyway, and Ken's new book, he talks about
how Hunter Biden is a victim, just like the Sandy
Hook kids. And you're supposed to believe that on Questionably,
you're not even supposed to doubt that there's anything to that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, if Hunter said it, there's there's just no way
to doubt it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Twenty three percent of men, according to the survey, are
fine with leaving the restroom without washing their hand. Well,
what if I didn't touch anything? That's probably what they're saying.
It's global hand washing day, as we mentioned earlier, and
so they've they've taken a look, and it's turns out
only seventy seven percent of Americans say they actually see
(07:31):
other people leaving without washing their hands while they are
doing it. Of course, men the biggest culprits naturally, how
do you know? But see, God told me one time,
He's like, you know, my mama taught me to wash
my hands after I go to the bathroom. I said, well,
that's great for your mama. My mama taught me how
not to pee on myself. I think that was the
(07:52):
better mama. And you raise a great point, Billy had. Plus,
what if you're in a really dirty bathroom. What if
I'm cleaner than the bathroom, then one am I I'm
making myself dirtyer? Remember John, you still always say I
was only touching the cleanest thing in there.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right exactly? Yeah, what if I didn't even touch that.
What if I did the whole thing, just the zipper
that's it. I managed to get the rest of it
to do it like did this and it just you know,
is it just peeking out? Yeah? I do that all
the time. Sometimes I do that by accident, and I
hope you didn't dribble. I don't need a hand to
get it out. You know. That's the thing. That's the
thing about being you know, like me. You know, it's
like Connor McGregor said, he's black from the waist down.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You know. A woman in New Jersey is now in
trouble and facing charges.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
After she was in the slow check up line, it
prompted her to buy a knife and stab the customer
in front of her. Wow, well wait, she hadn't checked
out yet. Hod she buy it?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I guess you know you don't have to buy it
to stab someone with a vetty did say buy it?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well? Okay, First of all, she was in the line
and it was taking too long, and the two women
got into an argument.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Was this that Marshall's Uh, yeah, that's the one twenty five?
Your old woman Amber Thompson thought the lady in front
of her was taking too long, purchased to set a
kitchen knives and used one of them to stab her
in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh they didn't stab her in line, No, they was
took it out on her later.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Here are the people in the community's reaction to the news.
It's Tannity. I think it's pretty crazy that that happened here.
And what is this Carnie Harrison. Yeah, it's just crazy.
Her phone's just ringing while she's on TV.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Like they said, they're not clear if she was buying
the knives already and she already had them in her cart,
or if she intentionally went back and got them after
the argument. But either way, she stabbed her multiple times.
And yet the woman that got stabbed is gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
All right, I got one for you. The unmatched potency
of a dairy queen blizzard was seen again this week
when the frozen delicacy helped end an arms standoff between
the Washington Police and an arson suspect.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Dang, that's pretty good dairy queen drink there, according to investments.
So they turned those upside down before they give them
to you, so you know they're frozen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I like that, according to the investigators. Elijah Reagan,
aged forty, set fire last weekend to his Pullman apartment
by using a mortar to shoot a firework into the ceiling.
The resulting blaze damaged eight apartments and resulted in the
evacuation of dozens of residents. Reagan's a strange wife told
police that he called her to say, and I quote,
(10:23):
I bombed my apartment and that bad people were after him. Reagan,
who was smoking meth at the time, led police on
a high speed chase before his twenty twelve Kia Sedona
was disabled by a spike strip. You know, those Kias
are very durable cars.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh yeah, they're good rides and they are covered with
a nice warranty too.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I like that. Well, Reagan had a shotgun it, as
it turns out, bottle rockets, fire logs, lighter fluid in
his vehicle, and arms standoff happened. You're probably thinking, what
does this have to do with blizzards. I'm about to
tell you. We'll getting there, okay. His blizzard demand emerged
in these negotiations.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Police say he said he didn't have a blizzard, he
wanted blizz.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Mister Reagan requested a meal from Dairy Queen as a
condition to surrender. Cops did it. They purchased a blizzard
and a hamburger from Dairy Queen and brought the food
to the scene on Highway US Highway one ninety five.
As it turns out, the chow was delivered to Reagan's
car via tactical robot.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Four hours after the fire started. Reagan, whose auto car
had been boxed in by armored vehicles, were going nowhere.
He was booked into jail on felony, arson and eluding charges.
Reagan is being held on two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars bond. No word on what ingredients he wanted in
his blizzard.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I was wondering if did he go butterfinger Oreo. As
much as I love Oreos, I still think Butterfinger is
the better blizzard.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Man, you're crazy, dude, Reese's peanut butter cups. Oh stop, Yeah,
you're an insane If.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
This was a dating app, you would swipe left. Wellnon
Johnson Show will be right back, And it looks like
we might have to take this show into the next hour.
There's just so much left that we haven't gotten to yet,
and we were running out of prime. What do you
think next hour? Just stick around a little longer.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Actually we get kicks off the air here in about
fifteen minutes. But the good news is we while me
and some guests. We'll be back live at three pm
Central Standard Time on our flagship station and you can
listen to it on the internet if you want. If
you don't live in the Houston.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Area, you can pick it up in China or New
Zealand if you want to, so, feel free to travel. Also,
we'll be back tomorrow. Any of this stuff we didn't
get to yet. What do you think just come back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, well, you know, the show's been going pretty good lately.
I feel like we'll still have a job tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
We still didn't get to the waitress in Louisiana that
saved a customer's life. You know, that's a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
She's a cool check. She lives in Louisiana. She works
in Moss Bluff at an Asian cuisine restaurant.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Point. I think it was Moss Bluff. Oh, I thought
you said Moss Point. That's in Mississippi. I found moss
Bluff on the internet and maut moss Bluff it is.
Her name is Madison, and she works and she goes
to sam Houston if I'm not mistaken, the college. Ohh
she gets around easy easy. I mean she travels, lives here,
works there, school there. I mean she's all over the place.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, she did the him lick maneuver on a customer.
She was a hanging Halloween decorations, putting up a spider web,
I believe, and the guy suddenly started, you know, pointing
at his throat like yeh, wasn't nothing to her. She
just walked over, went behind him, grabbed him and did
the old heindlick. Wasn't even the first time she didn't
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him with an him lick.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Okay, well we're all saying the same thing. Yeah, he said, heine.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
This was a in Moss Bluff, Louisiana at the Buddhatan
Asian Cuisine.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh he was choking on Asian food. Huh Yeah, and
that probably was.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The customer is struggling to breathe so instinctively she just
came over. She said she'd been properly trained, used the
technique before on her dad.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, she'd already saved her dad's life.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
This was no biggie. The restaurant posted a video of it,
which leads me to believe maybe their food makes people choke.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Today they have security can and that's what it was from.
It wasn't choking. You know, they don't have a camera
up just for choking patrons.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So is it his fault that he didn't chew all
the way or was there something wrong with the food.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
If it was a buffet, it could be that he
was eating too quickly, you know, because there's just more
food to go back to and get extra. Some people
go crazy at a buffet and they just lose their
mind for a while.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Sometimes when I'm traveling, i'm out on the route, I
have a hard time going to the bathroom. So I'll
go to an Asian buffet.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's all to do.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, and usually I food just makes a kick right in.
Then I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, get the chicken. If you order chicken, get it rare. Yeah,
it'll it'll work through you.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I have this idea for a chicken sushi restaurant. Oh no, yeah,
I've noticed no one's ever done that before. Nobody's doing it.
I'm gonna try that. You know what. Things are going
so good for us this year. You know what I
think I'm gonna do on Halloween this year? Full sized
candy bars? Well, yeah, good, I know. I'm gonna go
out and just get a box of them. I'll drop
like fifty bucks on it. I don't care. Dang Ye you.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Are rolling huh. Yeah, that's the war stocks must really be.
How are they doing since Trump made all the peace?
How do you know, dang son, I said, Dang Son, No,
what that's That's the guy that owns the convenience store
in my neighborhood. I was going to buy the Chinese,
the Chinese candy bars from. He seemed like a good fellow.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yes, his name's dang Son. Yeah, he knows Tina from
the auto parts factory. He said he could introduce me.
Apparently all the Chinese people know each other, which is
amazing because there's two billion of them. But that's what
he told me, and I don't think he would lie.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They also have a late breaking Florida Man story. Perhaps
this is part of that stuff we should say for tomorrow.
I don't know the late listener, this late in the
morning when when people are just you know, moved on
with I don't know if they You.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Don't think you could squeeze it out in thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Quickie, quickie, Here comes to Florida Man, and it's brought
to you.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
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Speaker 1 (15:54):
The website MyPillow dot com. Let's face it that that
guy uh Lynn Dale, Philip Mike.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
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Speaker 1 (16:01):
He's a good American.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
My Tatten did formula for pillows. I came up with
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Speaker 1 (16:07):
He's got great American products and a sweet deal. Go
to my pillow dot com and use the promo code
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Speaker 2 (16:14):
Shove it in, let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Thirty two year old man in Florida is now facing
domestic violence charges for hitting his father.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You're not supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They were in an argument because when he brought a
prostitute home with him, his father asked her to leave. Hey,
he's thirty two. Why is he living at home?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Is it possible he wanted the dad wanted to turn.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
If possible, the dad may have already been there, done that,
and he didn't think he wanted to share with his son.
Maybe he recognized her. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. He
had a history with each other. Well, don't don't hit
your dad, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Is that the Florida man story.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's that's Florida.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I feel like we wrapped it up with a nice
little ball. You said you wanted it quick. I shortened
a hit just the highlight. No, you nailed it was
that was great. I'm just amazed that we actually get
to nail her. Well, you don't know that, well she
left and then they had a fight. Maybe he was
trying to go a family style on her. You know, yeah,
it's a possibility. Hard to say. You know what John
(17:15):
used to always say about that. I don't forget no,
eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a news
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
Walton and Johnson dot com and you could find all
kinds of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to
our social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal
lives are very boring. If you comment on our social
media pages, we might reply yeah. Chances are we're just
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Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
could buy things there.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
Oh, you gotta wait around for this big one.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's no am staying up that way.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
No, it's a school night. What are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
There's a big rock show tonight in Houston and there
are four opening acts and I don't have the patients.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Wait wait four opening doors are at four point thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Not unless we're done by eight. I'm sorry, doors open
before rush hour?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What Howard? Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Where is this show that you're going to tonight?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think it's at White Oaks Music Hall, which is
also there's also White Oaks Lawn.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
If you're gonna be by the BYU look for dead
bodies while you're over there.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I've been looking. Okay, have you seen this? There's a claim?
Let me see if I can find it. New York
Police detective.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, says that this guy used to work with Sippowitz,
so he knows this stuff. Retired police detective from the NYPD.
He's a little more suspicious about these Bayou bodies than
the current mayor and other political leaders around town. All right,
here's what we know. Bodies keep surface, so do the questions.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
There's this dark current in Houston's by you sixteen bodies
were covered five of them in.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The same week, but I think the twenty two would
be a total number for like the full year, and
city leaders are downplaying speculation and rumors nothing about this matter.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There are these rumors that there's a potential serial killer
going around killing pedophiles, and some people have suggested that
one of the people on this radio show, who's really
good at lifting heavyweights is picking up pedophiles bodies and
throwing them in the.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Buyo, man, I ain't done none of that. I don't
know why they speculate about that kind of thing. Probably
called them black. Yeah, wait, I don't think it was you.
You Yeah, they weren't speculating them. Well, good, then I
don't care. Well, you know, serial killers are never black guys.
They're always right. That's how you know.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It wouldn't mean I didn't told you. I didn't say
it was a dry by shooting. Cool.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Uh. Well, we hope that there will be more to
tell you about that soon. In the meantime, I got
a quickie for you guys like Quiki. Well, we didn't
explain the smiley faced killers yet. Yeah, I know, but
they suspect they don't know anything. You don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
New York Police Department Sergeant Kevin Gannon.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The whole story is that one guy here is suspicious,
but the city leaders are not.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He says it could be the Smiley Face killers, and
then these other people think it could be the member
of a popular morning show in Houston going around killing pedophiles.
But I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Smiley Face, yeah, because I know it's not, you know,
morning show. That's what I'm telling people. But they keep
thinking I'm making it up. They're saying, Kenny, that's exactly
what the serial killer would say. That's what he would say. Yeah, hmmm,
well that's a tricky one. This morning, while we were
up here doing our very important work, working really hard,
there was a guy driving an eighteen wheeler on the
(02:39):
East Loop, this one that goes over a big tall thing,
goes over the Bayou.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
There's a highway that rides around the city for the
those that are not trying to call it the.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Loop on the east side. Uh. This particular driver of
this particular eighteen wheeler is now under investigation. They report
there was a wreck little lafter seven thirty this morning
in the southbound lanes of of your sixteen East Loop.
There According to the HPD, the driver of the eighteen
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wheeler was run over by his own truck.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
They are still scratching their heads as to how he
managed to pull that off.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Did he get out of the truck and then run
in front of it while I was moving?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
They're still trying to figure out how he pulled that off.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It looks like we got a convoy. Could it be
Did they go to clown Town or so?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It wasn't clown Town?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What is that circus town?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, well, they went to different cities.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They started out from Shaky Town. That what you're thinking
is rebberend duck.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was a duck.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know. These guys from Convoy, they knew how to drive. Sure,
Black Gully has clean Blacktown, Come on Blacktown?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That what town?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Flag?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Flag? Oh, there's an owl, I thought he said.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They went from Shaky Town and went through Flagtown and
turned up this way and they ended up in Chicago
and then headed over to the Jersey Coach. It looks like, wow,
what's a good thing they got stopped? Well, I thought
it was gonna be a quickie, But here's a quickie.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Shout it in.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Retired New York Jets.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's football, right, yep, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, a center nick manngold love that name.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What a name? He uh is?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
He needs a kidney?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh does anybody you guys you have too? Why don't
you give him one? Well?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know if I'm a match, he said, he's
he's asking if anybody out there, you know, maybe they're
a Jets fan, if you got an extra kidney you're
not using. There's this is sad.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, come on, the Jets haven't won a game yet
this season. Nobody's a Jets fan.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He's retired, so maybe you used to like him back
in olden days. He doesn't play anymore, probably because he
needed a kidney.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Sure, there is.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No one close to him. He doesn't have like any
close family members or even I guess really great friends
who are offering to donate. So he's turned to us.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
See that's the thing. I don't have any either, So
I can't give up a kidney. What if I need
it later on?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's the thing. I'd feel stupid if I gave him
a kidney and then turns out, or if one of
my kids needed it or something, I'd give them the
other one then have only got two left.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, think about it. There's four of you. I mean,
you guys have eight kidneys, you know. Oh my god, no,
you only have two kidneys Bill yet.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm not sure about that because I'm justified. Yeah, one
time there was a particularly good episode. Guy woke up
in a bathtub and he had his kidneys were removed.
Oh god, And he told Raylan he said, dang, and
now I only got two left.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh god, Wow, that didn't have.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Any of his kidneys removed if he woke up.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
But you have eight kidneys. You've got too, Prayleene's got too,
Polyester's got to, Billy ed Junior's got too. You know,
that's eight. I've only got the two plus Milton's, and
I think they're too small for a transplant. He's little.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's worth trying. Maybe start with Milton and then you know,
if that doesn't work out.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You give Well. Anyway, this isn't about me and my
lack of a family. This is about Hunter Biden being
a victim. Hunter Biden has a new book out, and
in it he compares himself to the Sandy Hook Elementary
School shooting victims. Oh he well, yeah, obviously, what the
revelation is included in Devil's Advocate. The Hidden Story of
Rudy Giuliani, Hunter Biden, and the Washington Insiders on the
(06:37):
Payrolls of Corrupt Foreign Interests by journalist Ken Vogel. Now,
I know what you're thinking, that's way too long of
a book title, and you'd be correct, and you've already
read more of it than you'll ever need to read,
just by me telling you that, by proxy, I.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Feel completely filled up with the book.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
But anyway, anyway, and Ken's new book, he talks about
how Hunter Biden is a victim, just like the Sandy
Hook kids. And you're supposed to believe that on Questionably,
you're not even supposed to doubt that there's anything to that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, if Hunter said it, there's there's just no way
to doubt it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Twenty three percent of men, according to the survey, are
fine with leaving the restroom without washing their hand. Well,
what if I didn't touch anything? That's probably what they're saying.
It's global hand washing day, as we mentioned earlier, and
so they've they've taken a look, and it's turns out
only seventy seven percent of Americans say they actually see
(07:31):
other people leaving without washing their hands while they are
doing it. Of course, men the biggest culprits naturally, how
do you know? But see, God told me one time,
He's like, you know, my mama taught me to wash
my hands after I go to the bathroom. I said, well,
that's great for your mama. My mama taught me how
not to pee on myself. I think that was the
(07:52):
better mama. And you raise a great point, Billy had. Plus,
what if you're in a really dirty bathroom. What if
I'm cleaner than the bathroom, then one am I I'm
making myself dirtyer? Remember John, you still always say I
was only touching the cleanest thing in there.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right exactly? Yeah, what if I didn't even touch that.
What if I did the whole thing, just the zipper
that's it. I managed to get the rest of it
to do it like did this and it just you know,
is it just peeking out? Yeah? I do that all
the time. Sometimes I do that by accident, and I
hope you didn't dribble. I don't need a hand to
get it out. You know. That's the thing. That's the
thing about being you know, like me. You know, it's
like Connor McGregor said, he's black from the waist down.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You know. A woman in New Jersey is now in
trouble and facing charges.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
After she was in the slow check up line, it
prompted her to buy a knife and stab the customer
in front of her. Wow, well wait, she hadn't checked
out yet. Hod she buy it?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I guess you know you don't have to buy it
to stab someone with a vetty did say buy it?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well? Okay, First of all, she was in the line
and it was taking too long, and the two women
got into an argument.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Was this that Marshall's Uh, yeah, that's the one twenty five?
Your old woman Amber Thompson thought the lady in front
of her was taking too long, purchased to set a
kitchen knives and used one of them to stab her
in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh they didn't stab her in line, No, they was
took it out on her later.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Here are the people in the community's reaction to the news.
It's Tannity. I think it's pretty crazy that that happened here.
And what is this Carnie Harrison. Yeah, it's just crazy.
Her phone's just ringing while she's on TV.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Like they said, they're not clear if she was buying
the knives already and she already had them in her cart,
or if she intentionally went back and got them after
the argument. But either way, she stabbed her multiple times.
And yet the woman that got stabbed is gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
All right, I got one for you. The unmatched potency
of a dairy queen blizzard was seen again this week
when the frozen delicacy helped end an arms standoff between
the Washington Police and an arson suspect.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Dang, that's pretty good dairy queen drink there, according to investments.
So they turned those upside down before they give them
to you, so you know they're frozen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I like that, according to the investigators. Elijah Reagan,
aged forty, set fire last weekend to his Pullman apartment
by using a mortar to shoot a firework into the ceiling.
The resulting blaze damaged eight apartments and resulted in the
evacuation of dozens of residents. Reagan's a strange wife told
police that he called her to say, and I quote,
(10:23):
I bombed my apartment and that bad people were after him. Reagan,
who was smoking meth at the time, led police on
a high speed chase before his twenty twelve Kia Sedona
was disabled by a spike strip. You know, those Kias
are very durable cars.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh yeah, they're good rides and they are covered with
a nice warranty too.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I like that. Well, Reagan had a shotgun it, as
it turns out, bottle rockets, fire logs, lighter fluid in
his vehicle, and arms standoff happened. You're probably thinking, what
does this have to do with blizzards. I'm about to
tell you. We'll getting there, okay. His blizzard demand emerged
in these negotiations.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Police say he said he didn't have a blizzard, he
wanted blizz.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Mister Reagan requested a meal from Dairy Queen as a
condition to surrender. Cops did it. They purchased a blizzard
and a hamburger from Dairy Queen and brought the food
to the scene on Highway US Highway one ninety five.
As it turns out, the chow was delivered to Reagan's
car via tactical robot.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Four hours after the fire started. Reagan, whose auto car
had been boxed in by armored vehicles, were going nowhere.
He was booked into jail on felony, arson and eluding charges.
Reagan is being held on two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars bond. No word on what ingredients he wanted in
his blizzard.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I was wondering if did he go butterfinger Oreo. As
much as I love Oreos, I still think Butterfinger is
the better blizzard.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Man, you're crazy, dude, Reese's peanut butter cups. Oh stop, Yeah,
you're an insane If.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
This was a dating app, you would swipe left. Wellnon
Johnson Show will be right back, And it looks like
we might have to take this show into the next hour.
There's just so much left that we haven't gotten to yet,
and we were running out of prime. What do you
think next hour? Just stick around a little longer.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Actually we get kicks off the air here in about
fifteen minutes. But the good news is we while me
and some guests. We'll be back live at three pm
Central Standard Time on our flagship station and you can
listen to it on the internet if you want. If
you don't live in the Houston.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Area, you can pick it up in China or New
Zealand if you want to, so, feel free to travel. Also,
we'll be back tomorrow. Any of this stuff we didn't
get to yet. What do you think just come back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, well, you know, the show's been going pretty good lately.
I feel like we'll still have a job tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
We still didn't get to the waitress in Louisiana that
saved a customer's life. You know, that's a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
She's a cool check. She lives in Louisiana. She works
in Moss Bluff at an Asian cuisine restaurant.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Point. I think it was Moss Bluff. Oh, I thought
you said Moss Point. That's in Mississippi. I found moss
Bluff on the internet and maut moss Bluff it is.
Her name is Madison, and she works and she goes
to sam Houston if I'm not mistaken, the college. Ohh
she gets around easy easy. I mean she travels, lives here,
works there, school there. I mean she's all over the place.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, she did the him lick maneuver on a customer.
She was a hanging Halloween decorations, putting up a spider web,
I believe, and the guy suddenly started, you know, pointing
at his throat like yeh, wasn't nothing to her. She
just walked over, went behind him, grabbed him and did
the old heindlick. Wasn't even the first time she didn't
(13:28):
him with an him lick.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Okay, well we're all saying the same thing. Yeah, he said, heine.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
This was a in Moss Bluff, Louisiana at the Buddhatan
Asian Cuisine.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh he was choking on Asian food. Huh Yeah, and
that probably was.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The customer is struggling to breathe so instinctively she just
came over. She said she'd been properly trained, used the
technique before on her dad.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, she'd already saved her dad's life.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
This was no biggie. The restaurant posted a video of it,
which leads me to believe maybe their food makes people choke.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Today they have security can and that's what it was from.
It wasn't choking. You know, they don't have a camera
up just for choking patrons.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So is it his fault that he didn't chew all
the way or was there something wrong with the food.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
If it was a buffet, it could be that he
was eating too quickly, you know, because there's just more
food to go back to and get extra. Some people
go crazy at a buffet and they just lose their
mind for a while.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Sometimes when I'm traveling, i'm out on the route, I
have a hard time going to the bathroom. So I'll
go to an Asian buffet.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's all to do.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, and usually I food just makes a kick right in.
Then I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, get the chicken. If you order chicken, get it rare. Yeah,
it'll it'll work through you.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I have this idea for a chicken sushi restaurant. Oh no, yeah,
I've noticed no one's ever done that before. Nobody's doing it.
I'm gonna try that. You know what. Things are going
so good for us this year. You know what I
think I'm gonna do on Halloween this year? Full sized
candy bars? Well, yeah, good, I know. I'm gonna go
out and just get a box of them. I'll drop
like fifty bucks on it. I don't care. Dang Ye you.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Are rolling huh. Yeah, that's the war stocks must really be.
How are they doing since Trump made all the peace?
How do you know, dang son, I said, Dang Son, No,
what that's That's the guy that owns the convenience store
in my neighborhood. I was going to buy the Chinese,
the Chinese candy bars from. He seemed like a good fellow.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yes, his name's dang Son. Yeah, he knows Tina from
the auto parts factory. He said he could introduce me.
Apparently all the Chinese people know each other, which is
amazing because there's two billion of them. But that's what
he told me, and I don't think he would lie.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They also have a late breaking Florida Man story. Perhaps
this is part of that stuff we should say for tomorrow.
I don't know the late listener, this late in the
morning when when people are just you know, moved on
with I don't know if they You.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Don't think you could squeeze it out in thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Quickie, quickie, Here comes to Florida Man, and it's brought
to you.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Bye bye Pillow.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
The website MyPillow dot com. Let's face it that that
guy uh Lynn Dale, Philip Mike.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Glendau, the ows her machine worshiple.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He's a good American.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
My Tatten did formula for pillows. I came up with
while I was not smoking crimes.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
He's got great American products and a sweet deal. Go
to my pillow dot com and use the promo code
WJ for Bootkoo savings.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Shove it in, let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Thirty two year old man in Florida is now facing
domestic violence charges for hitting his father.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You're not supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They were in an argument because when he brought a
prostitute home with him, his father asked her to leave. Hey,
he's thirty two. Why is he living at home?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Is it possible he wanted the dad wanted to turn.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
If possible, the dad may have already been there, done that,
and he didn't think he wanted to share with his son.
Maybe he recognized her. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. He
had a history with each other. Well, don't don't hit
your dad, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Is that the Florida man story.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's that's Florida.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I feel like we wrapped it up with a nice
little ball. You said you wanted it quick. I shortened
a hit just the highlight. No, you nailed it was
that was great. I'm just amazed that we actually get
to nail her. Well, you don't know that, well she
left and then they had a fight. Maybe he was
trying to go a family style on her. You know, yeah,
it's a possibility. Hard to say. You know what John
(17:15):
used to always say about that. I don't forget no,
eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a news
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
Walton and Johnson dot com and you could find all
kinds of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to
our social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal
lives are very boring. If you comment on our social
media pages, we might reply yeah. Chances are we're just
(17:49):
sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
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