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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Holy words begin to do all right?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is Mike Kokabee with the Ambassador to Israel. It's
Mike Kokabe on stage in Israel with a bunch of
Jewish guys doing Sweet Home Alabama. But they changed the
lyrics so it's about the Israel Gaza war.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's the Relaxium guy. That's the Relaxium spokesperson. And then
he's got a bad huh what about that Sweet Home
where Urushi Lama?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
He says, yeah, okay, And I know this is going
to upset some people, but now everything does after watching
this video? Is it possible we picked the wrong side
in the Israel war to support opinions vary.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That situation is fluid, as they say.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
If Hamas had won the war instead of Israel, would
we be watching the spokesperson for Relaxium do a poor
rendition of Sweet Home Alabama.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't know why we're watching it anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Where he changed all the lyrics around to be like
Israel stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's the did people actually pay to see this? It
was like a live performance.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's from the United Hatsalah Festival or whatever. They're Trump's
current and former US ambassadors to Israel. Mike huckuld Be
and David M. Friedman performing a rendition of Sweet Home,
Alabama titled Sweet Home Urusha Layam. And just like that,
I suddenly support Hamas. Just like that, I can't look Hamas.
You were right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Sorry, but which part of Hamas As?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Now they're fighting each other instead of fighting the Jews
for a while cause Trump said better not And so
they got these different clans in there and they're all
going at each other. Now.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now if I find out that there's a zz top
cover band in Hamas where they're doing a cover of
Sharp dress Man but it's called like uh you know,
uh haslaml Ankam or what, then again.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'd then I'd revert back to Israel again and that
I support Sharp Dressed. Maybe maybe a.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Every girl's crazy about in saw Law. Isn't that what
they said?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Halleus. I don't know all the words and stuff over
the Lahu Akbar. I do know that there's a lot
of moving parts in the Trump peace plan that nobody
else could ever figure out how to do. They said
what Donald Trump did differently to get this peace in
the Middle East compared to all the failed efforts over
the many, many years, many different administrations, foreign powers, United nations.
(02:27):
There's a lot of different ways. Two of the parts
of this were things that liberals, especially in this country,
just hated, tariffs and bombing the but Jesus out of
Iran's nuclear facilities, they said, because of the tariffs, he
curtailed the amount of Iranian oil income to other places
(02:52):
all over the world. He stopped the Iranian effort to
build a bomb, weakened a lot of the things like,
you know, the air defenses, and humiliated their military. A
lot of the top military officers and physicists were eliminated,
if you know what that means. And that's just a
(03:14):
couple of the many, many things that he did in order,
you know, to get a coalition in the Middle East together.
He had to kind of be rough on all of them.
And it wasn't really that friendly to Israel either, because
he sat old Net and Yahoo down and told him
how the cow eats the corn too, how they were cabbage.
(03:36):
I'm not sure which the cow eats the corn. I
don't know what that means. That's an expression. When the
hell did people start saying that older people, even older
than me, then how do you know, how do you
know about it because I was a kid, you know,
I paid attention to what the old folks was saying.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
When I grew up around a lot of old Italian people,
they used to say things that I thought sounded funny
because they were an Italian. So I started saying them
out loud. And then years later I learned the things
they were saying. Oh no, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I was like, I just all, they're Italians, you know,
I just thought you were talking about chocolate gelato. I
didn't know. Oh no, yeah, no, I know. I didn't know,
and I was like nine, I had no idea that
they were saying racist stuff. Now I'm gonna spend a
couple of minutes here talking about the great state of Texas,
the lone Star state, the state of my birth and
my current inhabitants. I live there too, You do too, Yeah,
(04:22):
I like taxes, So I mean, all, if you live
in another state, your state's great too. You got a
lot of things going for you. But somebody was bad
mouthing the economy in the United States yesterday, and it
turns out that all the states of the United States
have different kinds of economy depending on who's running the show.
And so you can't just say the United States economy sucks.
(04:44):
The Texas economy is on fire, they say. You know,
the people that keep up with this kind of stuff.
Is that good that it's on fire? Yeah, okay. Texas
added six hundred and sixty thousand new jobs last year.
That's more jobs than any other It's twice the number
of jobs compared to the average. They said, Dallas leading
(05:06):
the growth fifty thousand jobs a month. That's like two
thousand jobs a day, every day, week in week out
for a year. That's how good it is. And mainly
most of that happens in what they call the Texas
Triangle the texaplex. That's the area between just you make
(05:29):
a triangle Houston over to San Antonio, up to Dallas
Fort Worth, and then back down to Houston. In that triangle,
seventy percent of the entire population of Texas lives in
that little triangle. That includes Austin, by the way, because
when you go up from San Antonio you go through Austin.
That includes five of the biggest cities in the top
(05:54):
twenty list in this country. That's Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin,
San Antonio, Houston, did you know that we were just
talking about the Dallas Fort Worth Airport a few minutes ago.
DFW Airport is bigger than Manhattan, bigger than this the
island of Manhattan. Yes, yeah, that's pretty dog gone big. Houston.
(06:15):
Just Houston has a bigger population than the state of
Colorado and thirty four other states. Houston more people, and
that's not necessarily a good thing if you don't like people. Well,
it depends on how you feel about it. Right, It's
bigger than thirty five states, four of the top ten
(06:37):
metro statistical areas in Texas. That's a lot of activity.
The Texas Medical Center largest in the world. That's in Houston, Texas.
By the way, Texas is the largest export of goods
in the entire United States. Texas is ranked the ninth
largest economy in the world at two point four trillion dollars.
(07:03):
That's a pretty good amount of folks. Twenty five percent
of all retail space in the United States is in Texas.
Texas A and M University is the largest student body
in the United States, just under seventy five thousand, and again,
(07:24):
is that good or bad? You decide if you want
to be around that many people. I don't know, but
the University of Texas in Austin is the third largest
landowner in the United States. Did you know that? I
had no idea. Who's the most big? Is it? Warren
Boffet or Bellgates used to be Ted Turner with one
(07:44):
of them. And I think the federal government. Oh, San Antonio,
Texas is bigger than New York City and Detroit combined.
That's pretty good size there. Huh uh huh. Yep, you're
you're amazed, darn'ty You're almost dumbfounded by this information.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I mean, I feel like if it wasn't for the
fact that I live in a tiny high rise apartment,
I could probably catch up with them on some of
this stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Here.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Dallas, Texas is home to the fourth most billionaires in
the world. Now, I know we're not We're not supposed
to like billionaires. We're supposed to hate them unless they're
Democrats or give to the Democrat Party, and then they're
great and wonderful people. I drove by that Corning protest
where they do down the street from here every Tuesday.
(08:34):
I happened to be driving that way and I noticed
they got the Corning people were all out with their signs.
Yeah right, Not one of the signs said anything about Corning.
What do they say, Well, some of them were protesting
yachts and private jets and all those other terrible things
that millionaires and billionaires are doing. And yet they don't
(08:54):
know seventy percent of the millionaires and billionaires in this
country support Democrats. Oh big time. Yeah, but these idiots
are out there with their little signs haunk if you
you know, hate Trump and it used to be about Corning.
Maybe maybe they got the hint with all these people
running against Corning and talking about him and bad mouthing
(09:16):
them the way they do, maybe they're like, hmm, yeah,
maybe we'll protest something else for a while.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Now, imagine the hypocrisy of this. These same people who
will tell you the government's too violent, right, there's too
many wars, there's too many cops. Cops can't be trusted, right.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
They hate ice.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But then they'll tell you take all the money from
the billionaires and give it to the government. Yeah, well,
hang on a minute, I actually sort of agree with
you that the government's too violent. I mean, I'm not
anti cop, that's crazy, But again, you're telling me in
one hand that the government's evil, it's awful. But take
all the money from the billionaires and give it to
the government, and except the billionaires that we like, and
(09:53):
it's the sales alone. And it's the same thing with firearms.
They'll tell you in one hand, cops are terrible, the
military is terrible.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Take all your guns and give them to the cops
in the military. Oh oh, it can't be both. You
can't want to do you just want no one to
have anything.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's a little confusion.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They're like, we don't want anyone to have guns, and
we don't want anyone to have money. Really, that's your ideology,
because that's never gonna happen. That's a totally unrealistic thing
to hope for.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
They don't feel like that about themselves or their families.
And if it really came down to that where nobody
had any guns and no one had any money, then
the only thing that would matter in society is who
can lift the most weights. And in this alternate reality,
I would become the king. How did this turn out
to be about you lifting?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Did you know I left? Did you know that you
got to try and pull yourself out of this. Okay,
it's got to be hard. But when you walk around
all mobi no, no, no, we already played that liner.
We need a fresh one. Please you ask. Government policy
is very clear. Never back down, never admit a mistake.
That's why we won over half the wars, we thought
Walternon Johnson question for everybody, if anyone knows the location
(11:02):
of twenty dead Jews, Hamas and the Egyptian government would
like to have a word with you. Well, shouldn't Hamas
know where the dead hostages are? They are the ones
that took them hostage and killed them, you would think so. Well,
the Israeli Defense Force says that at least one of
the bodies returned already, wasn't Was it one of the hostages?
(11:24):
I don't know who it was, but they said it
isn't one of theirs. When this war started, is that
gonna break the peace deal? Well, that's what I wonder.
Who is? They gotta find out who it is first,
I guess. When this war started, we knew it would
eventually end. We knew eventually there would be a hostage trade.
We knew eventually, just like always, there'd be a trade.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Several dozen Jews in exchange for several thousand Muslims.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's how it always goes. Differences. One side had hostages,
one side had prisoners of war, right, yeah, big difference.
And the prisoners of war are all alive, every one
of them. They did did send a few dead ones,
did that? That's what I heard. They died in the
Israeli prison. Uh well, maybe they were, you know, wounded
during the war, captured and didn't recover. Imagine having someone's
(12:12):
family member's dead body and losing it and then eventually
you reach some agreement where you're supposed to give it back. Oh,
I gotta go find that dead guy. What did we
do with him? Where did you put that guy? How
do you not know where there's a dead, rotting corpse.
That's nasty. So the nasty business right there.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So now the Egyptian government is sending in agents to
try to help ams locate.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What are you going to do? Walk around the They're
going to walk down the tunnels knock knock, knock, Yeah
me dead dead guys in here you want to get
rid of? Yeah, and then what just follow the smell?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well, the whole tunnel smells pretty bad, but it's extra
stinky in this room.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, look for freshly disturbed earth. Yes, you know, like
you think they buried him, is that what you maybe? Maybe? Yeah,
they didn't. Maybe they had to dig a few up
and they didn't know who's who's buried in this one
shipping back to Israel and he didn't even go to Israel.
What don't you think after they were dead, they just
give the bodies back. Yeah, but they didn't want you
to know they were dead, you know. Having the hostages,
(13:10):
I guess, is what kept Israel from just wiping them
off the face of the earth like they were thinking
about doing. But then they knew they would kill dozens
and dozens of their own people, not knowing that they
were mostly already dead.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
My official position on any war is that as a
free contrary with a thriving economy, we should be very
hesitant about getting involved this one as well. But if
you had to pick a side, if I know this
drives some of art. We have some people that listen
to this show every day and they agree with everything
we say, but they hate when we defend the Jews.
(13:43):
But I can't help but notice in this equation here,
the Jewish people seem like they're better people than the Muslims.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Do I think in just.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
These specific Jews, these specific Muslims get it. No, I
get it because they're like put Kenny Jeffrey Epstein. I'm like,
I know, but he doesn't have anything to do with it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But do you want to generalize? Last thing we want
to do is generalize. It's always wrong to generalize.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I will talk to anyone on social media, even if
I don't agree with their policies or their beliefs or whatever.
And very rarely do I block anybody unless they're just
really annoying or really.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Just because don't they What if they threaten to kill you?
I think I'd report them to police. See, we're told,
you know, we need to put our political differences aside.
Can't we all just get along like we used to? Well,
things aren't like they used to times. We're different back then.
These days, if you put your political differences aside, the
(14:37):
other side will kill you. And that's in America, not
over in the Middle East. My position on most wars
is something I like to call the bikini and bacon metric.
Oh God, if a war breaks out between two groups
of people, I'm gonna ask myself which of these groups
of people will be tolerant of a hot chicken, a
bikini and me eating a bacon sandwich. And if one
(15:01):
of the two sides is against that, then that's obviously
your enemy as well. Right, I'm not going to be
on your side.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
And even though the Jews don't eat bacon, it's my
understanding you can eat bacon if you go there, and
you can wear a bikini, whereas this other side, they're
really against both of those things.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
If you ever seen some of the fine looking ladies
that are in the Israeli army. Okay, so all shooky
dookie has been.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It has been pointed out to me, and I'm just
telling you what I've been told that part of the
reason why you're noticing those women, mister oo, is because
the IDEF is using them to trick you into getting
your support.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh is that right? Right? Well, consider me it's called Yeah,
they say it's the war, the industrial military complex, honeypot.
My support for them is growing as we speak. Why
are you looking down at your lap? Why are you
looking at your lap while you get that?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, I mean they are hot, though you're right, Hamas
doesn't have that. When Hamas starts posting propaganda on social media.
You never see any cleavage, And I gotta tell you say,
it may not be fair, but it works.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Still pro cleavage. I'm big time into cleavage. I got you,
I'm for it. I have some sad, sad news for well,
really for the entire country, but especially for the citizens
of California. And we do have some listeners in California
on the internet. Former Vice president an almost president you
know her, well, Kamala Harris has announced that she will
(16:30):
not run for California governor at this time. Ah, what
a show. That is upsetting. But they do still have
Katie Porter. Oh my god, she's so awful. Remember this horrible,
horrible witch of a woman. She's fat and I don't
like to be mean to people, but she and part
(16:50):
of what makes her so ugly is her personality, if
if you want to call it a personality. She is
fat and ugly and there have been a number of
videos that have surfaced of her just being a horrible
sorry bitch. Well, I mean there's this, She's a horrible bitch.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
She's asked a pretty straightforward question in an ABC News
interview or whatever channel. It was some West Coast local
California TV, the.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
One that said we have to stop the interview. I'm
just not doing this anymore. With that one, it was
a really straightforward question.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It was in California, they have something that's kind of
like a jungle primary, very similar to Louisiana, where everyone
runs against each other, which means sometimes in the runoff
at the very end of the election, it's a Democrat
versus Democrat. So the journalist asks Katie Porter, what are
you going to do to get the forty percent of
Trump voters to vote for you? And her reaction to
(17:41):
this is just like what, well, I'm not what would
I even want that? Why do I even have to
answer your dumb question?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Empowering voters to stop Trump's power grap Every other candidate
has answered this question. This is not I said, I
support it, so and the question is what do you
say to the forty percent of voters who voted for.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Trump to say that? It's the do you need them
to win? Part that I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I'm happy to answer the ques, answer the questions you
haven't written, and I'll answer.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
And we've also asked the other candidates do you think
you need any of those forty percent of California voters
to win and you're saying, no, you don't.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
No, I'm saying I'm going to try to win every
vote I can.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And what I'm saying to you.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Is that, well to those voters, Okay, so you I
don't want to keep doing so I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's it and thank you. Well. It turns out there
are more videos of her horribleness. Yeah, here's one coming out. Now,
here's one from the pandemic where she's doing a live
stream and one of her staffers steps into the background.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
It's dying trepturely the air pollution and other problems and
the state could lose out of my fucking shot.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
That that's actually incorrect.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's not that it's electric vehicles, it's that in commitment.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
H I love that the staffer is also smug and
you kind of hate her too, but just not as
much as Katie.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay it does. Before that, Yeah, she was in a shot.
I hate saying her name because I hate her so much.
But Parker, she refuses to say that there are not
more videos of her like that, but she did say, Okay,
(19:23):
I could have handled things better. I fell short in
that moment, YadA, YadA, YadA. However, as bad as horrible
and hideous as she is, she is now considered the
front one runner to win the governorship of California next year.
Did you know she is so awful that when she
(19:45):
ran for Senate she lost to Adam Schiff? Horrible do
you have to be to lose to Adam Shiff? I mean,
he is pretty damn awful himself.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
To anybody out there that at the Republican Party, and
they're like, I don't understand Ted Cruz. He's awkward. I
don't get why you like Ken Paxton. He's he seems
like a weird guy. Those guys are relatable by comparison anyway,
at least they're trying to be polite and nice when
they engage in, you know, a debate and that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Katie Perry is just an ugly, disgusting, vile person from
the inside out. As as gross and disgusting as she
is on the outside, her personality on the inside is
somehow uglier. Wouldn't it be great if Butchware of the
Green Party were to suddenly make a surge. Maybe we
should get behind Butcher's campaign. He is an associate professor
(20:41):
and a hip hop artist and he's running in the
Green Party. Oh yeah, this will be the year for
the Green Party.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm sure he's dying from Charlie the air pollution and
other problems, and the state could lose out of my
fucking shot.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Now back to Walton and Johnson.
Holy words begin to do all right?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is Mike Kokabee with the Ambassador to Israel. It's
Mike Kokabe on stage in Israel with a bunch of
Jewish guys doing Sweet Home Alabama. But they changed the
lyrics so it's about the Israel Gaza war.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's the Relaxium guy. That's the Relaxium spokesperson. And then
he's got a bad huh what about that Sweet Home
where Urushi Lama?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
He says, yeah, okay, And I know this is going
to upset some people, but now everything does after watching
this video? Is it possible we picked the wrong side
in the Israel war to support opinions vary.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That situation is fluid, as they say.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
If Hamas had won the war instead of Israel, would
we be watching the spokesperson for Relaxium do a poor
rendition of Sweet Home Alabama.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't know why we're watching it anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Where he changed all the lyrics around to be like
Israel stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What's the did people actually pay to see this? It
was like a live performance.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's from the United Hatsalah Festival or whatever. They're Trump's
current and former US ambassadors to Israel. Mike huckuld Be
and David M. Friedman performing a rendition of Sweet Home,
Alabama titled Sweet Home Urusha Layam. And just like that,
I suddenly support Hamas. Just like that, I can't look Hamas.
You were right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Sorry, but which part of Hamas As?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Now they're fighting each other instead of fighting the Jews
for a while cause Trump said better not And so
they got these different clans in there and they're all
going at each other. Now.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now if I find out that there's a zz top
cover band in Hamas where they're doing a cover of
Sharp dress Man but it's called like uh you know,
uh haslaml Ankam or what, then again.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'd then I'd revert back to Israel again and that
I support Sharp Dressed. Maybe maybe a.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Every girl's crazy about in saw Law. Isn't that what
they said?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Halleus. I don't know all the words and stuff over
the Lahu Akbar. I do know that there's a lot
of moving parts in the Trump peace plan that nobody
else could ever figure out how to do. They said
what Donald Trump did differently to get this peace in
the Middle East compared to all the failed efforts over
the many, many years, many different administrations, foreign powers, United nations.
(02:27):
There's a lot of different ways. Two of the parts
of this were things that liberals, especially in this country,
just hated, tariffs and bombing the but Jesus out of
Iran's nuclear facilities, they said, because of the tariffs, he
curtailed the amount of Iranian oil income to other places
(02:52):
all over the world. He stopped the Iranian effort to
build a bomb, weakened a lot of the things like,
you know, the air defenses, and humiliated their military. A
lot of the top military officers and physicists were eliminated,
if you know what that means. And that's just a
(03:14):
couple of the many, many things that he did in order,
you know, to get a coalition in the Middle East together.
He had to kind of be rough on all of them.
And it wasn't really that friendly to Israel either, because
he sat old Net and Yahoo down and told him
how the cow eats the corn too, how they were cabbage.
(03:36):
I'm not sure which the cow eats the corn. I
don't know what that means. That's an expression. When the
hell did people start saying that older people, even older
than me, then how do you know, how do you
know about it because I was a kid, you know,
I paid attention to what the old folks was saying.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
When I grew up around a lot of old Italian people,
they used to say things that I thought sounded funny
because they were an Italian. So I started saying them
out loud. And then years later I learned the things
they were saying. Oh no, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I was like, I just all, they're Italians, you know,
I just thought you were talking about chocolate gelato. I
didn't know. Oh no, yeah, no, I know. I didn't know,
and I was like nine, I had no idea that
they were saying racist stuff. Now I'm gonna spend a
couple of minutes here talking about the great state of Texas,
the lone Star state, the state of my birth and
my current inhabitants. I live there too, You do too, Yeah,
(04:22):
I like taxes, So I mean, all, if you live
in another state, your state's great too. You got a
lot of things going for you. But somebody was bad
mouthing the economy in the United States yesterday, and it
turns out that all the states of the United States
have different kinds of economy depending on who's running the show.
And so you can't just say the United States economy sucks.
(04:44):
The Texas economy is on fire, they say. You know,
the people that keep up with this kind of stuff.
Is that good that it's on fire? Yeah, okay. Texas
added six hundred and sixty thousand new jobs last year.
That's more jobs than any other It's twice the number
of jobs compared to the average. They said, Dallas leading
(05:06):
the growth fifty thousand jobs a month. That's like two
thousand jobs a day, every day, week in week out
for a year. That's how good it is. And mainly
most of that happens in what they call the Texas
Triangle the texaplex. That's the area between just you make
(05:29):
a triangle Houston over to San Antonio, up to Dallas
Fort Worth, and then back down to Houston. In that triangle,
seventy percent of the entire population of Texas lives in
that little triangle. That includes Austin, by the way, because
when you go up from San Antonio you go through Austin.
That includes five of the biggest cities in the top
(05:54):
twenty list in this country. That's Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin,
San Antonio, Houston, did you know that we were just
talking about the Dallas Fort Worth Airport a few minutes ago.
DFW Airport is bigger than Manhattan, bigger than this the
island of Manhattan. Yes, yeah, that's pretty dog gone big. Houston.
(06:15):
Just Houston has a bigger population than the state of
Colorado and thirty four other states. Houston more people, and
that's not necessarily a good thing if you don't like people. Well,
it depends on how you feel about it. Right, It's
bigger than thirty five states, four of the top ten
(06:37):
metro statistical areas in Texas. That's a lot of activity.
The Texas Medical Center largest in the world. That's in Houston, Texas.
By the way, Texas is the largest export of goods
in the entire United States. Texas is ranked the ninth
largest economy in the world at two point four trillion dollars.
(07:03):
That's a pretty good amount of folks. Twenty five percent
of all retail space in the United States is in Texas.
Texas A and M University is the largest student body
in the United States, just under seventy five thousand, and again,
(07:24):
is that good or bad? You decide if you want
to be around that many people. I don't know, but
the University of Texas in Austin is the third largest
landowner in the United States. Did you know that? I
had no idea. Who's the most big? Is it? Warren
Boffet or Bellgates used to be Ted Turner with one
(07:44):
of them. And I think the federal government. Oh, San Antonio,
Texas is bigger than New York City and Detroit combined.
That's pretty good size there. Huh uh huh. Yep, you're
you're amazed, darn'ty You're almost dumbfounded by this information.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I mean, I feel like if it wasn't for the
fact that I live in a tiny high rise apartment,
I could probably catch up with them on some of
this stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Here.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Dallas, Texas is home to the fourth most billionaires in
the world. Now, I know we're not We're not supposed
to like billionaires. We're supposed to hate them unless they're
Democrats or give to the Democrat Party, and then they're
great and wonderful people. I drove by that Corning protest
where they do down the street from here every Tuesday.
(08:34):
I happened to be driving that way and I noticed
they got the Corning people were all out with their signs.
Yeah right, Not one of the signs said anything about Corning.
What do they say, Well, some of them were protesting
yachts and private jets and all those other terrible things
that millionaires and billionaires are doing. And yet they don't
(08:54):
know seventy percent of the millionaires and billionaires in this
country support Democrats. Oh big time. Yeah, but these idiots
are out there with their little signs haunk if you
you know, hate Trump and it used to be about Corning.
Maybe maybe they got the hint with all these people
running against Corning and talking about him and bad mouthing
(09:16):
them the way they do, maybe they're like, hmm, yeah,
maybe we'll protest something else for a while.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Now, imagine the hypocrisy of this. These same people who
will tell you the government's too violent, right, there's too
many wars, there's too many cops. Cops can't be trusted, right.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
They hate ice.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But then they'll tell you take all the money from
the billionaires and give it to the government. Yeah, well,
hang on a minute, I actually sort of agree with
you that the government's too violent. I mean, I'm not
anti cop, that's crazy, But again, you're telling me in
one hand that the government's evil, it's awful. But take
all the money from the billionaires and give it to
the government, and except the billionaires that we like, and
(09:53):
it's the sales alone. And it's the same thing with firearms.
They'll tell you in one hand, cops are terrible, the
military is terrible.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Take all your guns and give them to the cops
in the military. Oh oh, it can't be both. You
can't want to do you just want no one to
have anything.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's a little confusion.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They're like, we don't want anyone to have guns, and
we don't want anyone to have money. Really, that's your ideology,
because that's never gonna happen. That's a totally unrealistic thing
to hope for.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
They don't feel like that about themselves or their families.
And if it really came down to that where nobody
had any guns and no one had any money, then
the only thing that would matter in society is who
can lift the most weights. And in this alternate reality,
I would become the king. How did this turn out
to be about you lifting?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Did you know I left? Did you know that you
got to try and pull yourself out of this. Okay,
it's got to be hard. But when you walk around
all mobi no, no, no, we already played that liner.
We need a fresh one. Please you ask. Government policy
is very clear. Never back down, never admit a mistake.
That's why we won over half the wars, we thought
Walternon Johnson question for everybody, if anyone knows the location
(11:02):
of twenty dead Jews, Hamas and the Egyptian government would
like to have a word with you. Well, shouldn't Hamas
know where the dead hostages are? They are the ones
that took them hostage and killed them, you would think so. Well,
the Israeli Defense Force says that at least one of
the bodies returned already, wasn't Was it one of the hostages?
(11:24):
I don't know who it was, but they said it
isn't one of theirs. When this war started, is that
gonna break the peace deal? Well, that's what I wonder.
Who is? They gotta find out who it is first,
I guess. When this war started, we knew it would
eventually end. We knew eventually there would be a hostage trade.
We knew eventually, just like always, there'd be a trade.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Several dozen Jews in exchange for several thousand Muslims.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's how it always goes. Differences. One side had hostages,
one side had prisoners of war, right, yeah, big difference.
And the prisoners of war are all alive, every one
of them. They did did send a few dead ones,
did that? That's what I heard. They died in the
Israeli prison. Uh well, maybe they were, you know, wounded
during the war, captured and didn't recover. Imagine having someone's
(12:12):
family member's dead body and losing it and then eventually
you reach some agreement where you're supposed to give it back. Oh,
I gotta go find that dead guy. What did we
do with him? Where did you put that guy? How
do you not know where there's a dead, rotting corpse.
That's nasty. So the nasty business right there.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So now the Egyptian government is sending in agents to
try to help ams locate.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What are you going to do? Walk around the They're
going to walk down the tunnels knock knock, knock, Yeah
me dead dead guys in here you want to get
rid of? Yeah, and then what just follow the smell?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well, the whole tunnel smells pretty bad, but it's extra
stinky in this room.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, look for freshly disturbed earth. Yes, you know, like
you think they buried him, is that what you maybe? Maybe? Yeah,
they didn't. Maybe they had to dig a few up
and they didn't know who's who's buried in this one
shipping back to Israel and he didn't even go to Israel.
What don't you think after they were dead, they just
give the bodies back. Yeah, but they didn't want you
to know they were dead, you know. Having the hostages,
(13:10):
I guess, is what kept Israel from just wiping them
off the face of the earth like they were thinking
about doing. But then they knew they would kill dozens
and dozens of their own people, not knowing that they
were mostly already dead.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
My official position on any war is that as a
free contrary with a thriving economy, we should be very
hesitant about getting involved this one as well. But if
you had to pick a side, if I know this
drives some of art. We have some people that listen
to this show every day and they agree with everything
we say, but they hate when we defend the Jews.
(13:43):
But I can't help but notice in this equation here,
the Jewish people seem like they're better people than the Muslims.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Do I think in just.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
These specific Jews, these specific Muslims get it. No, I
get it because they're like put Kenny Jeffrey Epstein. I'm like,
I know, but he doesn't have anything to do with it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But do you want to generalize? Last thing we want
to do is generalize. It's always wrong to generalize.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I will talk to anyone on social media, even if
I don't agree with their policies or their beliefs or whatever.
And very rarely do I block anybody unless they're just
really annoying or really.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Just because don't they What if they threaten to kill you?
I think I'd report them to police. See, we're told,
you know, we need to put our political differences aside.
Can't we all just get along like we used to? Well,
things aren't like they used to times. We're different back then.
These days, if you put your political differences aside, the
(14:37):
other side will kill you. And that's in America, not
over in the Middle East. My position on most wars
is something I like to call the bikini and bacon metric.
Oh God, if a war breaks out between two groups
of people, I'm gonna ask myself which of these groups
of people will be tolerant of a hot chicken, a
bikini and me eating a bacon sandwich. And if one
(15:01):
of the two sides is against that, then that's obviously
your enemy as well. Right, I'm not going to be
on your side.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
And even though the Jews don't eat bacon, it's my
understanding you can eat bacon if you go there, and
you can wear a bikini, whereas this other side, they're
really against both of those things.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
If you ever seen some of the fine looking ladies
that are in the Israeli army. Okay, so all shooky
dookie has been.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It has been pointed out to me, and I'm just
telling you what I've been told that part of the
reason why you're noticing those women, mister oo, is because
the IDEF is using them to trick you into getting
your support.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh is that right? Right? Well, consider me it's called Yeah,
they say it's the war, the industrial military complex, honeypot.
My support for them is growing as we speak. Why
are you looking down at your lap? Why are you
looking at your lap while you get that?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, I mean they are hot, though you're right, Hamas
doesn't have that. When Hamas starts posting propaganda on social media.
You never see any cleavage, And I gotta tell you say,
it may not be fair, but it works.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Still pro cleavage. I'm big time into cleavage. I got you,
I'm for it. I have some sad, sad news for well,
really for the entire country, but especially for the citizens
of California. And we do have some listeners in California
on the internet. Former Vice president an almost president you
know her, well, Kamala Harris has announced that she will
(16:30):
not run for California governor at this time. Ah, what
a show. That is upsetting. But they do still have
Katie Porter. Oh my god, she's so awful. Remember this horrible,
horrible witch of a woman. She's fat and I don't
like to be mean to people, but she and part
(16:50):
of what makes her so ugly is her personality, if
if you want to call it a personality. She is
fat and ugly and there have been a number of
videos that have surfaced of her just being a horrible
sorry bitch. Well, I mean there's this, She's a horrible bitch.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
She's asked a pretty straightforward question in an ABC News
interview or whatever channel. It was some West Coast local
California TV, the.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
One that said we have to stop the interview. I'm
just not doing this anymore. With that one, it was
a really straightforward question.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It was in California, they have something that's kind of
like a jungle primary, very similar to Louisiana, where everyone
runs against each other, which means sometimes in the runoff
at the very end of the election, it's a Democrat
versus Democrat. So the journalist asks Katie Porter, what are
you going to do to get the forty percent of
Trump voters to vote for you? And her reaction to
(17:41):
this is just like what, well, I'm not what would
I even want that? Why do I even have to
answer your dumb question?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Empowering voters to stop Trump's power grap Every other candidate
has answered this question. This is not I said, I
support it, so and the question is what do you
say to the forty percent of voters who voted for.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Trump to say that? It's the do you need them
to win? Part that I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I'm happy to answer the ques, answer the questions you
haven't written, and I'll answer.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
And we've also asked the other candidates do you think
you need any of those forty percent of California voters
to win and you're saying, no, you don't.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
No, I'm saying I'm going to try to win every
vote I can.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And what I'm saying to you.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Is that, well to those voters, Okay, so you I
don't want to keep doing so I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's it and thank you. Well. It turns out there
are more videos of her horribleness. Yeah, here's one coming out. Now,
here's one from the pandemic where she's doing a live
stream and one of her staffers steps into the background.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
It's dying trepturely the air pollution and other problems and
the state could lose out of my fucking shot.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
That that's actually incorrect.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's not that it's electric vehicles, it's that in commitment.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
H I love that the staffer is also smug and
you kind of hate her too, but just not as
much as Katie.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay it does. Before that, Yeah, she was in a shot.
I hate saying her name because I hate her so much.
But Parker, she refuses to say that there are not
more videos of her like that, but she did say, Okay,
(19:23):
I could have handled things better. I fell short in
that moment, YadA, YadA, YadA. However, as bad as horrible
and hideous as she is, she is now considered the
front one runner to win the governorship of California next year.
Did you know she is so awful that when she
(19:45):
ran for Senate she lost to Adam Schiff? Horrible do
you have to be to lose to Adam Shiff? I mean,
he is pretty damn awful himself.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
To anybody out there that at the Republican Party, and
they're like, I don't understand Ted Cruz. He's awkward. I
don't get why you like Ken Paxton. He's he seems
like a weird guy. Those guys are relatable by comparison anyway,
at least they're trying to be polite and nice when
they engage in, you know, a debate and that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Katie Perry is just an ugly, disgusting, vile person from
the inside out. As as gross and disgusting as she
is on the outside, her personality on the inside is
somehow uglier. Wouldn't it be great if Butchware of the
Green Party were to suddenly make a surge. Maybe we
should get behind Butcher's campaign. He is an associate professor
(20:41):
and a hip hop artist and he's running in the
Green Party. Oh yeah, this will be the year for
the Green Party.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm sure he's dying from Charlie the air pollution and
other problems, and the state could lose out of my
fucking shot.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Now back to Walton and Johnson.
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