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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it's it's time to say goodbye to Dick.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bye Dick. Goodbye, Dick. Crest in peace.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Today we will place Dick inside of a casket and
close the lid on it.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Is that what we're going to do. Yeah, maybe maybe
tomorrow or the next day.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But sometimes they wait a while to see if if
maybe Dick comes around.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Maybe Dick was just being lazy or pretending.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Breaking news, Dick Cheney has just died overnight and he
was eighty four years old, which is you know. And
by the way, uh, he and green Day both agree
that Kamala Harris would have made a better president. They
made a whole album about how much they hate him,
called American Idiot. And then in twenty twenty four, Dick
Cheney and Green Day toured the country promoting the same
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political candidate to.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Don't they special?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, well, I don't know if you find that to
be good news, bad news, or really have no interest.
What's so ever, it doesn't affect anyone. Yeah, he was
kind of you know, out of the way. He did
his thing, and he'd moved on. But now he's he's
no longer with us. Will the will the TV stations
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just uh you know, go crazy over you know, just
what a great guy he was, or will they just
spill all the beams about what a what a dick
Dick was.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's complicated because they want to hate him.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
CNN spent twenty years telling you he was the Hitler
of Hitler's and the the nose Feratu of Mephistos and
whatever they and then you know, the all of a sudden,
the oh he oh he supports Kamala.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh well, I guess he didn't care for Trump. I
love that guy. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Now they're all, you know, big fans, and probably at
Fox News, where behind the scenes they still have some
neo cons lurking.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And producer and management positions. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Fox News probably not gonna be disrespectful to Dick Cheney.
We won't either, But his name is Dick Cheney.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I mean you have to.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Even when our audience was probably a little sympathetic to
the guy, we still had to point out the fact
that Cheney is a really funny name.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know, It's yeah, it's hilarious. What it is.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
There's this guy in Houston, and he's considered to be
like a very liberal Republican. He funds a lot of
wishy washy olympristed candidates. And his name is Dick Weekly.
Even the last name kind of you know, it makes
a statement. You know, he's Dick Weekly. How how often
are we going to see Dick Weekly? Okay, I know
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it's dumb. How did perform on his latest test?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Weekly Cheney?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's all anyway, Dick Cheney is passed away now and
well remember him fondly as a guy who's put on
a COVID mascot.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That guy to attend the January sixth convention or.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I wonder if this will increase the sales of that
movie they made where he who played.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Dick Cheney again? Oh my god, on the tip of
my brain. But I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so
it's not coming around.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
There was a Dick Cheney movie and it starred Christian Bale, Yes,
Steve somebody really good, Steve Carrell, Tyler Perry. This is
not a bad lineup for a movie. I remember not
wanting to watch it at the time because you know,
liberal dribble. But now looking back on it, boy, there's
a lot of interesting people in this movie. Uh, Lily Rabe,
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Sam Rockwell, if you know who it is, he's funny
Jesse Plemons, you would you might not know those names,
but if you saw photos of him, you'd be like, oh,
yeah that guy.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Hm.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Anyway, I guess I'll watch the Dick Cheney movie. But
it's called Wece Yeah, and it was a comedy and
it came out in twenty eighteen. What what they called it?
That we'll never know, Yeah, we'll never know why. Anyway,
it's election day and that's what really matters. Sure, Dick
Cheney is dead, cold corpse, but that doesn't matter. He's
probably already voted six times for the Democrat cannon in
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his home state.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
So where his last words is dying breath vote for
the communist or maybe he was doing like Trump and
supporting that great statesman Cuomo.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, here's what we just what we were just talking
about minutes ago before Steve and I went on the air.
If you could go in a time machine back to
twenty twenty and someone told you, Hey, in twenty twenty five,
Andrew Cuomo and Donald Trump are going to team up
to stop a Muslim communist from taking over New York City.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You would not believe that.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I think you could just go back to last year,
or maybe really early this year and tell me that,
and I still would find it rather hard to believe. Yeah,
you know, that's the politics, maybe the world of politics
it is. It's constantly shifting and reshaping itself. What are
we going to do when Nancy Pelosi's gone? She's considered
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pulling the plug, basically saying she's not running next year,
so she's just gonna fade away and will be without Nancy.
She is pretty old. I mean, I guess we're eighty five. Yes,
she's older than the president.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, and then next year she'll probably run for mayor
of San Francisco or you know, maybe she's just so
she's not running for her job now. But maybe sure
we'll go back and get into one of those new
districts that California is setting up. I don't know why
they feel like they need to do this.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I know because Texas did, and so they want to
just shove it in your face. But California is already
sixty five percent statewide, sixty five percent liberal. It's not
like they're gonna, you know, break that tie up or anything.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Some people might wonder why Nancy Pelosi. What if stayed
in government for so long but never left that congressional seat. Sure,
she became the leader of the House more than once,
but she never left that seat.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And I'll explain it to you like this, and let's see.
In twenty twenty four, according to Newsmax, Nancy Pelosi made
forty two million dollars. That's how much she made sitting
in Congress, doing a job that pretty much just involves
showing up and voting along party lines. Nothing hard about it,
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not at all. Her husband has almost a billion dollars
that we know of. I would bet probably more. Oh yeah,
and she has something like hundreds of millions, at least
according to some reports online, one hundred and twenty million.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think they'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I mean, she is eighty five, so she doesn't have
that much longer to try to spend all their money.
She might even have some leftover for the kiddos and
maybe if they have to have grandkids.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I don't know her family.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
So I guess the answer to the question why would
she not leave Congress or that seat is would you
leave the easiest job in the world if it paid
forty two million dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Hey, I'm here sitting in this seat and I don't
even get paid quite that.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Muchsday Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You know this is a share cover? Is that right? Yeah?
How'd you know that? That's way before your time? You know,
I just know stuff? Like you you really you did
your research new music?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Who knew that that somebody could make share songs even better?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's true? Yeah. Cowboy Mouth has a new album out
called what's it called? Cover? Yo ass of a yo ass?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I believe there is a donkey or a mule of
some kind of featured in the expression of that phrase.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And it's wearing Marti Grau beads, and it's got a
what is that like? Some it's not a what is
it wearing?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
There we're looking.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
At there's like a blanket on the back of it
or some kind of what's that thing that Mexicans wear
a poncho?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Is that a parspe? The difference, but there is a difference.
Serape actually sounds more cultured. Everybody knows Pancho Salpeo. Pancho
sounds like something a happy you would wear a music festival.
But a serape maybe ponchos or for the poor Mexicans
and Salapees for the fancy ones.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So you're saying that Donkey is the wealthiest barbaro and
it's Villa or I don't know, looks like he's doing
pretty well. Well, he's got all those beads. Yeah, I
barely speak a word to English kids. Hey, guess what
two funny things I learned about gen Z this morning?
According to research and you know, anecdotal on this one,
because I'm we've heard that gen Z is the most
(08:38):
conservative generation ever compared to previous generations since we started
pulling this data. And that's probably true for their age group, right.
I don't mean to confuse people. I'm not suggesting some
twenty year olds more conservative than some eighty year old,
but at this point in their life, you know, you
get how that works. But we've also just learned that
people in gen Z are turning down promotions. They don't
(08:59):
want management positions, they want the basic entry level jobs.
Side note, there's a news story now that a entry
level job hiring is up, but that's besides the point.
The other reason I bring up gen Z this morning,
they are increasingly becoming interested in penis filler.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
According to a report just.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Published, they want less responsibility at work. If they work
at all, they'd prefer not to And if they have
a job, they prefer not to go to it and
don't give me any responsibilities. They pay me more sure,
and then right after that penis filler.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Huh. Now again you know a grain assault on all this.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
This is according to data from Harley Street Skin Clinic.
It's a London based aesthetic and medical clinic. I'm going
to climb out on a limb here and guess they
sell penis filler.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I bet they do.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
But according to them, penis filler is increasingly popular. They
saw a sixty percent increase in the number of eighteen
to twenty four year olds looking for penis girth procedures
in the last year. Millennials also ranking higher. Is it
possible just older people don't care about the size of
their genitals as much as young people?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Also, these are a lot of the people that used
to be women and now they're men because obviously we
live in a trans world now more than ever, And
maybe they're not. They're just trying to, you know, step
into the role of being a man more fully.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You're probably right about that, And I don't know how
outdated this data is, because we certainly saw an increase
in those lifestyles over the past year a few years.
But there's another study out that says students identifying as
non binary is now on the decline, suggesting that the
whole thing where I don't have a gender that was
just a trend. Mm hmmm, according to the CDC and
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studies done on high school and college students.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Well, hey, if the penis filler works for you, if
that's something you need, if you have some silly excuse
for a penis just a little flap of epidermis that's
doing nothing for you, then do what you need to do,
make it, make it great again.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yesterday I ordered peptides for the first time from the
Timeless Clinic dot com, which kind something called apex. They
said it's for guys who left.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh yeah, did you have to prove your lift or
you know, anybody could just say they lift, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Now that you mentioned huh, they just they just took
my word for it, took your word from peptides.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What it's proteins that you get injected with or you
can eat them. But I'm told the injections better. Yeah,
I'm sure it is, and they have peptides for everything.
My buddy Josh describes this as the medicine of the future.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I've getting a lot of you know, the ads on
Facebook all the time. Really, there's a BPC one fifty seven,
there's some million or curmolion or whatever they call it, and.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Then whatever you ended up getting.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
But I don't get those because well, I do lift,
I just don't lift the same way you lift, so
it's probably not for me.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I am told that this is very popular with the
kind of people who hate vaccines, who hate big pharma,
who are skeptical of ozempic, and the active ingredient in
the one I'm taking is BPC one five seven speeds
tissue repair, suits inflammation, and protects your joint and gut.
And if there's one thing I need to protect, it's
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my gut. Steve, you know you do because you've seen
how I eat.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I believe I have. Anyway, I'm gonna you don't eat.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
The same way you did when I first met you,
though what twelve thirteen years ago you you were quite
a different eater.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Lost a bunch of weight in my gut, put a
bunch of strength on my shoulders and my you know.
And part of it is I just I didn't want
to die. I was getting so unhealthy. I was I
was stress eating all the time. And anyway, this isn't
about me.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
But you still feel like that, still don't want to die.
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
The weird thing about that is after I look at
the state of the world, nah yeah, good yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
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