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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kids, here's some uplifting news for you to start your day.
They polled the public here in America. I don't know
how many they poled or what area of the country
they polled, but I didn't get pulled. Hopefully they spread
it out over a pretty wide area and probably won't
surprise you too much, but it should. Americans say in
(00:21):
this poll that they expect a political assassination in this
country within the next five years. Fifty five percent, more
than half of Americans say, yeah, yeah, they'll probably assassinate somebody.
Who do you think they think it might be.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm going to climb out on a lim here and
gas it's a four out of five chance it'll be
a Republican They are they talking specific people.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Or just just just rating the political violence that seems
to permeate every corner and crevice of this country.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Now, yeah, probably a right wing Canada, I would assume,
I mean, I would just guess that.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But fun, that means we have had a political assassination.
He just wasn't a politician per se, but he talked
to politics, and we've had a couple of attempts, as
you probably are well aware, just.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So they just see that that waves still rolling in.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah. I think most of us probably agree. There's one
group of people that are incredibly violent and want to
murder and think it's okay to murder. Sure, there was
a Paul that was done not long ago saying even
though they were against it, they said, we would we
may have to justify killing Trump. That a majority almost
or roughly half of Democrats said, yeah, sometimes you just
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have to kill a person.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
There, violence is justified. It's fine. But they don't feel
like that. If you pointed at them only the other side.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, well they'll do well. There's a lot of feud
going on on the right right now. Marco even is
incredibly upset out of people like Tucker Carlson and Candace
Owens because of their opinions about the Jews.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And I just want the anti American, anti Israel, anti
West crowd to understand something. No, you're gonna have to
come through me and millions of people just like me,
and you're not gonna make it. You think your stupid
(02:27):
little podcast or your stupid little subscription program, or your
little TV show or maybe you have a little radio
show is going to change the world, Like hell, it
is not if I and everybody else have something to
say about it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So people heard that and they said, it sounds like
Mark Levin's threatening to hurt people. Is that who that was?
That was Mark Levan?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, I wouldn't sure. I don't know if you mentioned
that before we started. You mentioned several people, I didn't
know which one was talking.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I said Mark Levin was upset with Tucker Carlson,
Nick Quinto's Candace Owens.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, so there you go. Yeah, he sound like him,
though it's not his regular all air style. It did
seem a little different. It's almost like he's doing a
voice for the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Is he acting?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Is he just pretending when he gets on there and
gets all set and flustered.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
When we were doing our comedy show in Waco, someone
walked up to me and they said, you sound different
in this giant, hollow auditorium than you do on the radio. Wow.
I was like, well, I bet I know why? Anyway, Okay, well, hey,
you know what, It's election day, kids, and it's really
important you get out there today and vote. I think
most of us probably agree the election is paramount. It's
(03:37):
I know, it's an odd numbered years, so some people
think it doesn't matter, but it actually does.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And as we've said before, the local elections affect you
more day to day, whether it's these in Houston or
I guess all over Texas. We have seventeen different propositions
to vote on, and they are all worded very craftily,
so you're not really sure and you're four it if
(04:01):
you're actually voting against what you thought you were against,
or if you're four what. I don't know. Anyway, you
figure it out there, you should go vote. There are
two really important props for Texans. One of them's Prop
three that's about bail for criminals. The other is about
Props sixteen that's for illegal immigrants voting. Yeah, vote yes
on both of those three and sixteen. Technically already illegal
(04:23):
for illegal immigrants to vote, but they want to go
ahead and put it in the Texas Constitution just in
case later, because it's probably going to be like ten
more minutes before the Democrats in Texas decide that we
should make it that a thing they get to do.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Some people are surprised to learn that in Texas we
add amendments all the time, because in the United States
it's a little more complicated, but obviously the big races
today besides the New York City mayor all race, and
we'll get to that in a little bit, but I
bet you already know what's going to happen there. Virginia
and New Jersey's gubernatorial races now in Goober's right. In Virginia,
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an interesting fact most people may not aware of. The
winner of the governor's race in Virginia is almost always
a member of the party that just lost the previous
year's presidency. So you may recall in twenty nineteen, excuse me,
in twenty twenty one, Glenn Youngkin a Republican one, and
that was because Joe Biden took over the White House.
And this year, I hate to be the one to
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say it, but it looks like win some seer is
probably gonna lose. Also interesting, in Virginia, the governor has
a one term limit. Did you know that you can
only be governor for one term? And a friend of
mine who was here.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yesterday from consecutively, because you could probably come back later
and run again.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I wondered about that maybe yesterday. My guest on My
afternoon show is Daniel Turner from the Oil and Gas industry.
He lives in Virginia, and he was telling me, you know,
the pros and cons of that, because when you're the
governor usually you're only there for one term, so you're
just starting to get things going right and then you're
out and then there are terms done.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But at least you don't have to run again, so
you don't have to spend the last year of your
term trying to get re elected.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Good point. Yeah. Meanwhile, in New Jersey, a lot of
people think that the Democrat is going to win, and
they're probably right. The polling seems to suggest the Democrats
ahead a little bit. But something you should probably note
banknote of the New Jersey governor's winner in the last
eleven terms, six of the times has been a Republican,
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So everybody thinks that's a blue state. It's actually purple.
Six out of eleven Republican governors is more than half.
I mean, it's you know, we've come to believe it's
always now that's just the governorship. They usually have a
Democrat in the Senate. What does that mean for you today?
Not much because you probably don't live in New Jersey.
But still it's interesting to see what happens. Which one
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is the guy that fantasizes about killing his opponents main
senate candidate. No, I'm sorry, that's the attorney general in
Virginia is a Democrat.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Virginia Attorney General. All I remember your last name was Johnson.
Seems like, boy, glad, it ain't my name. No, Jim Jones,
I think Jones. You sure it's not Johnson, Reverend Jim Jones.
Where's Jay Johnson Villa from? I've heard of him too.
I think that's probably him. I was just messing with you,
the Virginia attorney general's race. Miirez, No, it's Jones. Yeah, okay, yeah,
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Miirez versus Jones to put stink on my name though.
Hey hey, I'm just saying you're not all related, are you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's Jay Jones, That's what it is. Sorry, Jay Jones,
not Jay Johnson, not Jim Jones. Let's be real clear.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
No, definitely not Jim Jones. But although he does want
his opponents to die, so they have that in common.
How has no one thought of that till I just
thought of it now by accident? Jim Jones. Yeah, the
attorney general, Jim Jones. They don't drink the kool Aid,
free power Aid. Wait, no flavor ad Flavor eight? Is
that what it was?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You probably would? Will you hardly ever see flavor eight
around anyway? For our younger listeners, there was a famous
mass suicide that happened down in South America with a
bunch of communists who were religious Zeets. And if that
seems like something that would never happen to you again,
it would never happen again. We now take you to
New York City where where the mayoral candidate is as
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a communist who is Muslim. Eh.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I know, we still got this government shutdown thing going on,
although I heard Trump has figured out a way to
get some of those very important snap benefits out to
those those very needy people who just refuse to go
out and earn their own food. We have to give
it to them.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Speaking of food and the government shutdown, you might think
that has little into nothing to do with McDonald's. Did
you see this thing about pennies at McDonald's. Billy had
pennies like j C pennies, would know, like pennies like
little copper or whatever they're made out of. Pen Yeah,
the money. Would you agree that inflation is caused by
government spending. Okay, yeah, that's what Milton Friedman says. It's
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not caused by corporate creed. It's not caused by oh
the economists. Yeah, not my daughter.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, good, because I'm not sure we should take advice
from him about the economy.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I would say, in my opinion, and I think most
intelligent economy you know economists would agree inflation is caused
by government spending. Now, government spending has become so bad
that not only have we added more than a trillion
dollars in debt in a little less than two months
from roughly early August to late October. Uh huh, we
have also, for the first time ever in American history,
(09:16):
made a piece of currency irrelevant. At mc we're no
longer making pennies. And at McDonald's now, if you want
to pay with cash, they're going to round up unless
you have exact change. Well, why won't they round down?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But what if it's a dollar ninety two, billy, I'd well,
you're going to round that down to ninety.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Of course they're not going to round now.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, you gotta go down sometimes and up sometimes. That
way you just meet in the middle feet. That's the
only fair way to do it. The fair way is
the way they want to do it. It's their business,
of course they they're going to round up greedy bastards
who don't care about their customers like we do.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
To be fair. Maybe they're doing that the way I
heard it explain on the radio on earlier newscast today
was rounding up. But maybe they round down. I don't know.
Mostly I doubt it. Yeah, I died exactly right. So
isn't that amazing though? As we look at the government
shutdown today and long lines at the airport, and you think, wow,
this is the only consequence of the government shutdown. No, No,
(10:13):
the penny's going away is the bigger consequence, guys.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And this is sad on top of the Dick Cheney
death news. I'm not sure I can go on with
the show.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Why what's wrong? It's so sad? What's what? Dick Cheney died?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh yeah, okay, sure, yeah, Darth Vader, don't just you know,
lay down and just don't wake up someday.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
A boy, that's a tough one, It's true. Yeah, no, absolutely,
With Dick Cheney gone, who are gay men gonna think
about in order to delay there? Well?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Never mind said breathe mostly as he's dying. They had
to get him one of those sea pat machines.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm dying. Is that what Dick? Is that your Dick
Cheney impression?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, because he's Darth Vader. That's amazing. I thought he
was here in the room right now. It's like I
left and never mind. That's incredible, Billy. Yeah, Tuesday, It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Ago, you mentioned that some some donkey was wearing Marti
Gras beads or something. I was driving distracted, I was sleepy.
I don't know what it was about exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The cover of the new Cowboy Mouth album. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah there you cover your ass, cover your ass.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah. Well, you know, exciting news Marty Gras. Marty Gras
Day Fat Tuesday is just three and a half months
away now, and which means Marty Gras is actually less
than three months away from really kicking in good. So
that's something to look forward to. You'll know, it's November, Yeah,
it is. It's of course, the hidea to day down
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here in the Gulf South is gonna be about eighty,
you know, but we'll get it'll it'll cool off.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Again in another day or two. Probably as good a
time as any to play some Thanksgiving music.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
As good a time as any. This isn't Adam Sandler, No,
this is I thought it was the only Thanksgiving song
there was.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No there's a much more famous Thanksgiving song.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
As she to the snow m You know, one horse
Open slave.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yep, Yes, yesterday we made a point on the show.
We were ignorant. I was ignorant. I did not know
the jingle Bells was originally intended to be a Thanksgiving song. Billy, Oh,
no way. And I saw that on Twitter, so it
must be true. Jingle Bells was originally a Thanksgiving song,
says somebody I saw in my newsfeed. You well, that's
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all I needed to hear. Did they say the word Christmas?
And I don't believe they do. We put it a
ride in the one horse open sleigh. Well, and I
hear this song, I just think of early November. That's why, boy,
me too.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's when I take the sleigh out and ride it
down to the election the voting place.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Today, it's election day and all I'm so old I
can remember people would wait till after Halloween to start
doing the Christmas decorations. But now it's start right before Halloween.
Oh yeah, which is weird because there's still Halloween decorations.
So now, if you live in a city, urban area
and you're a lot of shopping like this districtory in here,
you'll see zombies and skeletons and Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You know, they got this company that will put lights
on your house and they leave them up all year long.
And they're very you know, advanced technologically because you can
just go in and push a button or something probably
on your phone, and you can change the lights to
match whatever holiday you have.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And that way you don't have.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
To put up decorations take down and you know it's like, oh,
I got to take down the orange pumpkin lights for
trigger treaters, and now I got to put up the well,
I guess you still put up the orange pumpkin lights
for Thanksgiving. Anyway, you can just change the colors and
all of a sudden, it's it's Thanksgiving, all of a sudden,
it's Christmas. You can all of a sudden it's Easter.
Whatever lights should turn on for Easter, Mardi Gras, you know,
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with a purple, green and gold, you do all that
just push a button, boom, just like that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh yeah, they got Marti Graus. It's still a text.
I like that. The Marty Graw lights. That's a lot
of fun. You know, green and purple and uh, they
had to have like a and go. They would have
like a college football team with similar colors. You know,
they're in the region that you can cheer for, and
then it would remind you of Marty Grass.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well maybe you should suggest that to somebody, a team
without a coach. Maybe you lift right and that and
that your thing. Sure, yeah, I'm somebody in here lifted
just started peptides for that very reason. All right, So, uh,
have you ever just when you're at the gym or
wherever you do, you're lifting, do you ever just wander
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into the ladies room and and get naked and you know,
you big gym, the twins just flouncing around all the
way to the showers or wherever.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, the gym that I go to has two unisex
single use bathrooms, so oh so you don't have to
worry about that. No, but uh, I, but I get
the idea that they have gyms where dudes are supposed
to go in one bathroom and and generally I'm pro that.
I think that's a better system. If it's a larger
bathroom that facilitates multiple people. You would not want man
with little.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Girls, I'm assumer or grown women because they don't seem
to care for it that much either, most of them. Uh.
And I'd feel a lot worse for this gal if
it wasn't California, where like you said, yeah, two out
of every three people some kind of raven lunatic liberally anyway,
and this woman probably was until it happened to her.
(15:26):
Oh yeah, I saw this Los Angeles woman named Tish
posted a v show alleging that she was at the
Golds Gym Beverly Center and a naked man was just
all walking up and down through the locker room there,
and then the women were very upset because some of
them were naked and the man just walks in and
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sees them naked, and they didn't they didn't care for
all that well yet straight in California, out and stop
acting like that's all k and everything, so naturally when
it I mean, he'd been in there, coming in and
out for a while, but she'd had enough. Tish just
finally had it up to heat. No, No, she had
it up to here and she wasn't gonna stand for
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it anymore. And that that came up behind her, and
he knew that she'd complained about him before, and so
he didn't like her, and he called her a terrible
word in his manly deep voice.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Scared her. And I just want to describe what kind
of person Tish is, to really stress here how interesting
it is that this took place. Tish for sure voted
for Kamala. Tish can name multiple members of the w NBA.
Tish uh has maybe not Tish, but her friends have alopecia,
and she knows a lot about it. She's that kind
of a person.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Just to paint a picture here, Yeah, she has reported
the man in the bathroom multiple times and then they
just ignored her and and then she finally she just
ran screaming out of the locker room into the gym.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
There's a man in the woman's locker room.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
And the couple of the gym employees you know, walked
over to kind of look around and go, oh, well, yeah, okay.
Well so they handled it the way you would expect
them to in California.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They took her membership away from her. They kicked the
woman out. Yeah, I have audio of what she said,
but it looks like she uses some language. Oh yeah,
there's a lot of language in here, so I'll just
briefly read the transcript to you. At the forty second incident,
she screams at Gold's gym men men, grown men with
big d's in the women's locker room. She's shouting at
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the top of her lungs as she holds a Celsius
energy drink. Women love those, and that's why I'm getting
kicked out, She screams, yeah, and I want to make
sure the girls know. She screams the f everybody saw
that man in the effing locker room. She screams, and then.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
She's effing done with it. She just well, I guess
she's complaining that they canceled her membership, but it you know,
if they're going to keep letting him come there, she
probably don't want to go there anymore anyway, So she's out.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Here's where it gets tricky, Billy ed state law. Do
you remember in California a while back there was another
incident where what was it was a locker room at
a spa and there was a mother there with a
little girl. This was like I think two elections ago,
was at midterms during Joe Biden. I remember several years ago,
but not that long ago, hearing someone say in a
spa to a mother with a little girl. Look, it's
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a state law. We can't do anything about it. If
he wants to go in there. That's just how it
works in California.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, California law allows individuals to use restrooms consistent with
their gender identity public or private spaces. According to the
good old ac LU, don't you just love them?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The only thing that surprises me about this is not
that it happened, Billy d it's that it doesn't happen
more often. Because that's a big state, the biggest state
in terms of population. You're telling me, in a state
that big, there aren't women all the time getting mad
about dudes walking around and slinging their hog around inside
the ladies locker room. That doesn't happen on a daily bait.
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You guys aren't infuriated about this.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
And what is not really surprising, because human nature is that,
like you said, she voted for all the people that
wanted to make this okay. And here's how she's mad
at it. And here's how you know that it's not right.
It never goes the other way.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Just like you never see biological women competing in men's sports.
You never see the transman trying to go into the
men's room and then someone getting offended because she probably he,
she whatever, probably wouldn't feel safe in there. Oh yeah,
but the other way's fine. Don't worry about it. The
other way's fine. And if you have a problem with that,
you're a bigot. You get what you vote for, you
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sure do. It's election day to day. Kids. Let this
be a reminder. I'll tell well, every time we read
a story today about something insane that happened in a
blue state, we're gonna remind you go vote today. And
you'll probably say, but Kenny, you but that's not what
we're voting for today. Well, it kind of is that.
You kind of need to go go. Yeah, Tuesday, Yeah,
it's Tuesday. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Kids, here's some uplifting news for you to start your day.
They polled the public here in America. I don't know
how many they poled or what area of the country
they polled, but I didn't get pulled. Hopefully they spread
it out over a pretty wide area and probably won't
surprise you too much, but it should. Americans say in
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this poll that they expect a political assassination in this
country within the next five years. Fifty five percent, more
than half of Americans say, yeah, yeah, they'll probably assassinate somebody.
Who do you think they think it might be.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm going to climb out on a lim here and
gas it's a four out of five chance it'll be
a Republican They are they talking specific people.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Or just just just rating the political violence that seems
to permeate every corner and crevice of this country.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Now, yeah, probably a right wing Canada, I would assume,
I mean, I would just guess that.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But fun, that means we have had a political assassination.
He just wasn't a politician per se, but he talked
to politics, and we've had a couple of attempts, as
you probably are well aware, just.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So they just see that that waves still rolling in.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah. I think most of us probably agree. There's one
group of people that are incredibly violent and want to
murder and think it's okay to murder. Sure, there was
a Paul that was done not long ago saying even
though they were against it, they said, we would we
may have to justify killing Trump. That a majority almost
or roughly half of Democrats said, yeah, sometimes you just
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have to kill a person.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
There, violence is justified. It's fine. But they don't feel
like that. If you pointed at them only the other side.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, well they'll do well. There's a lot of feud
going on on the right right now. Marco even is
incredibly upset out of people like Tucker Carlson and Candace
Owens because of their opinions about the Jews.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And I just want the anti American, anti Israel, anti
West crowd to understand something. No, you're gonna have to
come through me and millions of people just like me,
and you're not gonna make it. You think your stupid
(02:27):
little podcast or your stupid little subscription program, or your
little TV show or maybe you have a little radio
show is going to change the world, Like hell, it
is not if I and everybody else have something to
say about it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So people heard that and they said, it sounds like
Mark Levin's threatening to hurt people. Is that who that was?
That was Mark Levan?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, I wouldn't sure. I don't know if you mentioned
that before we started. You mentioned several people, I didn't
know which one was talking.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I said Mark Levin was upset with Tucker Carlson,
Nick Quinto's Candace Owens.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, so there you go. Yeah, he sound like him,
though it's not his regular all air style. It did
seem a little different. It's almost like he's doing a
voice for the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Is he acting?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Is he just pretending when he gets on there and
gets all set and flustered.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
When we were doing our comedy show in Waco, someone
walked up to me and they said, you sound different
in this giant, hollow auditorium than you do on the radio. Wow.
I was like, well, I bet I know why? Anyway, Okay, well, hey,
you know what, It's election day, kids, and it's really
important you get out there today and vote. I think
most of us probably agree the election is paramount. It's
(03:37):
I know, it's an odd numbered years, so some people
think it doesn't matter, but it actually does.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And as we've said before, the local elections affect you
more day to day, whether it's these in Houston or
I guess all over Texas. We have seventeen different propositions
to vote on, and they are all worded very craftily,
so you're not really sure and you're four it if
(04:01):
you're actually voting against what you thought you were against,
or if you're four what. I don't know. Anyway, you
figure it out there, you should go vote. There are
two really important props for Texans. One of them's Prop
three that's about bail for criminals. The other is about
Props sixteen that's for illegal immigrants voting. Yeah, vote yes
on both of those three and sixteen. Technically already illegal
(04:23):
for illegal immigrants to vote, but they want to go
ahead and put it in the Texas Constitution just in
case later, because it's probably going to be like ten
more minutes before the Democrats in Texas decide that we
should make it that a thing they get to do.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Some people are surprised to learn that in Texas we
add amendments all the time, because in the United States
it's a little more complicated, but obviously the big races
today besides the New York City mayor all race, and
we'll get to that in a little bit, but I
bet you already know what's going to happen there. Virginia
and New Jersey's gubernatorial races now in Goober's right. In Virginia,
(04:57):
an interesting fact most people may not aware of. The
winner of the governor's race in Virginia is almost always
a member of the party that just lost the previous
year's presidency. So you may recall in twenty nineteen, excuse me,
in twenty twenty one, Glenn Youngkin a Republican one, and
that was because Joe Biden took over the White House.
And this year, I hate to be the one to
(05:19):
say it, but it looks like win some seer is
probably gonna lose. Also interesting, in Virginia, the governor has
a one term limit. Did you know that you can
only be governor for one term? And a friend of
mine who was here.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yesterday from consecutively, because you could probably come back later
and run again.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I wondered about that maybe yesterday. My guest on My
afternoon show is Daniel Turner from the Oil and Gas industry.
He lives in Virginia, and he was telling me, you know,
the pros and cons of that, because when you're the
governor usually you're only there for one term, so you're
just starting to get things going right and then you're
out and then there are terms done.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But at least you don't have to run again, so
you don't have to spend the last year of your
term trying to get re elected.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Good point. Yeah. Meanwhile, in New Jersey, a lot of
people think that the Democrat is going to win, and
they're probably right. The polling seems to suggest the Democrats
ahead a little bit. But something you should probably note
banknote of the New Jersey governor's winner in the last
eleven terms, six of the times has been a Republican,
(06:17):
So everybody thinks that's a blue state. It's actually purple.
Six out of eleven Republican governors is more than half.
I mean, it's you know, we've come to believe it's
always now that's just the governorship. They usually have a
Democrat in the Senate. What does that mean for you today?
Not much because you probably don't live in New Jersey.
But still it's interesting to see what happens. Which one
(06:37):
is the guy that fantasizes about killing his opponents main
senate candidate. No, I'm sorry, that's the attorney general in
Virginia is a Democrat.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Virginia Attorney General. All I remember your last name was Johnson.
Seems like, boy, glad, it ain't my name. No, Jim Jones,
I think Jones. You sure it's not Johnson, Reverend Jim Jones.
Where's Jay Johnson Villa from? I've heard of him too.
I think that's probably him. I was just messing with you,
the Virginia attorney general's race. Miirez, No, it's Jones. Yeah, okay, yeah,
(07:08):
Miirez versus Jones to put stink on my name though.
Hey hey, I'm just saying you're not all related, are you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's Jay Jones, That's what it is. Sorry, Jay Jones,
not Jay Johnson, not Jim Jones. Let's be real clear.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
No, definitely not Jim Jones. But although he does want
his opponents to die, so they have that in common.
How has no one thought of that till I just
thought of it now by accident? Jim Jones. Yeah, the
attorney general, Jim Jones. They don't drink the kool Aid,
free power Aid. Wait, no flavor ad Flavor eight? Is
that what it was?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You probably would? Will you hardly ever see flavor eight
around anyway? For our younger listeners, there was a famous
mass suicide that happened down in South America with a
bunch of communists who were religious Zeets. And if that
seems like something that would never happen to you again,
it would never happen again. We now take you to
New York City where where the mayoral candidate is as
(08:00):
a communist who is Muslim. Eh.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I know, we still got this government shutdown thing going on,
although I heard Trump has figured out a way to
get some of those very important snap benefits out to
those those very needy people who just refuse to go
out and earn their own food. We have to give
it to them.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Speaking of food and the government shutdown, you might think
that has little into nothing to do with McDonald's. Did
you see this thing about pennies at McDonald's. Billy had
pennies like j C pennies, would know, like pennies like
little copper or whatever they're made out of. Pen Yeah,
the money. Would you agree that inflation is caused by
government spending. Okay, yeah, that's what Milton Friedman says. It's
(08:44):
not caused by corporate creed. It's not caused by oh
the economists. Yeah, not my daughter.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, good, because I'm not sure we should take advice
from him about the economy.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I would say, in my opinion, and I think most
intelligent economy you know economists would agree inflation is caused
by government spending. Now, government spending has become so bad
that not only have we added more than a trillion
dollars in debt in a little less than two months
from roughly early August to late October. Uh huh, we
have also, for the first time ever in American history,
(09:16):
made a piece of currency irrelevant. At mc we're no
longer making pennies. And at McDonald's now, if you want
to pay with cash, they're going to round up unless
you have exact change. Well, why won't they round down?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But what if it's a dollar ninety two, billy, I'd well,
you're going to round that down to ninety.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Of course they're not going to round now.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, you gotta go down sometimes and up sometimes. That
way you just meet in the middle feet. That's the
only fair way to do it. The fair way is
the way they want to do it. It's their business,
of course they they're going to round up greedy bastards
who don't care about their customers like we do.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
To be fair. Maybe they're doing that the way I
heard it explain on the radio on earlier newscast today
was rounding up. But maybe they round down. I don't know.
Mostly I doubt it. Yeah, I died exactly right. So
isn't that amazing though? As we look at the government
shutdown today and long lines at the airport, and you think, wow,
this is the only consequence of the government shutdown. No, No,
(10:13):
the penny's going away is the bigger consequence, guys.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And this is sad on top of the Dick Cheney
death news. I'm not sure I can go on with
the show.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Why what's wrong? It's so sad? What's what? Dick Cheney died?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh yeah, okay, sure, yeah, Darth Vader, don't just you know,
lay down and just don't wake up someday.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
A boy, that's a tough one, It's true. Yeah, no, absolutely,
With Dick Cheney gone, who are gay men gonna think
about in order to delay there? Well?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Never mind said breathe mostly as he's dying. They had
to get him one of those sea pat machines.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm dying. Is that what Dick? Is that your Dick
Cheney impression?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, because he's Darth Vader. That's amazing. I thought he
was here in the room right now. It's like I
left and never mind. That's incredible, Billy. Yeah, Tuesday, It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Ago, you mentioned that some some donkey was wearing Marti
Gras beads or something. I was driving distracted, I was sleepy.
I don't know what it was about exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The cover of the new Cowboy Mouth album. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah there you cover your ass, cover your ass.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah. Well, you know, exciting news Marty Gras. Marty Gras
Day Fat Tuesday is just three and a half months
away now, and which means Marty Gras is actually less
than three months away from really kicking in good. So
that's something to look forward to. You'll know, it's November, Yeah,
it is. It's of course, the hidea to day down
(11:42):
here in the Gulf South is gonna be about eighty,
you know, but we'll get it'll it'll cool off.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Again in another day or two. Probably as good a
time as any to play some Thanksgiving music.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
As good a time as any. This isn't Adam Sandler, No,
this is I thought it was the only Thanksgiving song
there was.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No there's a much more famous Thanksgiving song.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
As she to the snow m You know, one horse
Open slave.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yep, Yes, yesterday we made a point on the show.
We were ignorant. I was ignorant. I did not know
the jingle Bells was originally intended to be a Thanksgiving song. Billy, Oh,
no way. And I saw that on Twitter, so it
must be true. Jingle Bells was originally a Thanksgiving song,
says somebody I saw in my newsfeed. You well, that's
(12:33):
all I needed to hear. Did they say the word Christmas?
And I don't believe they do. We put it a
ride in the one horse open sleigh. Well, and I
hear this song, I just think of early November. That's why, boy,
me too.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's when I take the sleigh out and ride it
down to the election the voting place.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Today, it's election day and all I'm so old I
can remember people would wait till after Halloween to start
doing the Christmas decorations. But now it's start right before Halloween.
Oh yeah, which is weird because there's still Halloween decorations.
So now, if you live in a city, urban area
and you're a lot of shopping like this districtory in here,
you'll see zombies and skeletons and Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You know, they got this company that will put lights
on your house and they leave them up all year long.
And they're very you know, advanced technologically because you can
just go in and push a button or something probably
on your phone, and you can change the lights to
match whatever holiday you have.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And that way you don't have.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
To put up decorations take down and you know it's like, oh,
I got to take down the orange pumpkin lights for
trigger treaters, and now I got to put up the well,
I guess you still put up the orange pumpkin lights
for Thanksgiving. Anyway, you can just change the colors and
all of a sudden, it's it's Thanksgiving, all of a sudden,
it's Christmas. You can all of a sudden it's Easter.
Whatever lights should turn on for Easter, Mardi Gras, you know,
(13:55):
with a purple, green and gold, you do all that
just push a button, boom, just like that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh yeah, they got Marti Graus. It's still a text.
I like that. The Marty Graw lights. That's a lot
of fun. You know, green and purple and uh, they
had to have like a and go. They would have
like a college football team with similar colors. You know,
they're in the region that you can cheer for, and
then it would remind you of Marty Grass.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well maybe you should suggest that to somebody, a team
without a coach. Maybe you lift right and that and
that your thing. Sure, yeah, I'm somebody in here lifted
just started peptides for that very reason. All right, So, uh,
have you ever just when you're at the gym or
wherever you do, you're lifting, do you ever just wander
(14:36):
into the ladies room and and get naked and you know,
you big gym, the twins just flouncing around all the
way to the showers or wherever.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, the gym that I go to has two unisex
single use bathrooms, so oh so you don't have to
worry about that. No, but uh, I, but I get
the idea that they have gyms where dudes are supposed
to go in one bathroom and and generally I'm pro that.
I think that's a better system. If it's a larger
bathroom that facilitates multiple people. You would not want man
with little.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Girls, I'm assumer or grown women because they don't seem
to care for it that much either, most of them. Uh.
And I'd feel a lot worse for this gal if
it wasn't California, where like you said, yeah, two out
of every three people some kind of raven lunatic liberally anyway,
and this woman probably was until it happened to her.
(15:26):
Oh yeah, I saw this Los Angeles woman named Tish
posted a v show alleging that she was at the
Golds Gym Beverly Center and a naked man was just
all walking up and down through the locker room there,
and then the women were very upset because some of
them were naked and the man just walks in and
(15:48):
sees them naked, and they didn't they didn't care for
all that well yet straight in California, out and stop
acting like that's all k and everything, so naturally when
it I mean, he'd been in there, coming in and
out for a while, but she'd had enough. Tish just
finally had it up to heat. No, No, she had
it up to here and she wasn't gonna stand for
(16:09):
it anymore. And that that came up behind her, and
he knew that she'd complained about him before, and so
he didn't like her, and he called her a terrible
word in his manly deep voice.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Scared her. And I just want to describe what kind
of person Tish is, to really stress here how interesting
it is that this took place. Tish for sure voted
for Kamala. Tish can name multiple members of the w NBA.
Tish uh has maybe not Tish, but her friends have alopecia,
and she knows a lot about it. She's that kind
of a person.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Just to paint a picture here, Yeah, she has reported
the man in the bathroom multiple times and then they
just ignored her and and then she finally she just
ran screaming out of the locker room into the gym.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
There's a man in the woman's locker room.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
And the couple of the gym employees you know, walked
over to kind of look around and go, oh, well, yeah, okay.
Well so they handled it the way you would expect
them to in California.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They took her membership away from her. They kicked the
woman out. Yeah, I have audio of what she said,
but it looks like she uses some language. Oh yeah,
there's a lot of language in here, so I'll just
briefly read the transcript to you. At the forty second incident,
she screams at Gold's gym men men, grown men with
big d's in the women's locker room. She's shouting at
(17:26):
the top of her lungs as she holds a Celsius
energy drink. Women love those, and that's why I'm getting
kicked out, She screams, yeah, and I want to make
sure the girls know. She screams the f everybody saw
that man in the effing locker room. She screams, and then.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
She's effing done with it. She just well, I guess
she's complaining that they canceled her membership, but it you know,
if they're going to keep letting him come there, she
probably don't want to go there anymore anyway, So she's out.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Here's where it gets tricky, Billy ed state law. Do
you remember in California a while back there was another
incident where what was it was a locker room at
a spa and there was a mother there with a
little girl. This was like I think two elections ago,
was at midterms during Joe Biden. I remember several years ago,
but not that long ago, hearing someone say in a
spa to a mother with a little girl. Look, it's
(18:14):
a state law. We can't do anything about it. If
he wants to go in there. That's just how it
works in California.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, California law allows individuals to use restrooms consistent with
their gender identity public or private spaces. According to the
good old ac LU, don't you just love them?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The only thing that surprises me about this is not
that it happened, Billy d it's that it doesn't happen
more often. Because that's a big state, the biggest state
in terms of population. You're telling me, in a state
that big, there aren't women all the time getting mad
about dudes walking around and slinging their hog around inside
the ladies locker room. That doesn't happen on a daily bait.
(18:53):
You guys aren't infuriated about this.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
And what is not really surprising, because human nature is that,
like you said, she voted for all the people that
wanted to make this okay. And here's how she's mad
at it. And here's how you know that it's not right.
It never goes the other way.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Just like you never see biological women competing in men's sports.
You never see the transman trying to go into the
men's room and then someone getting offended because she probably he,
she whatever, probably wouldn't feel safe in there. Oh yeah,
but the other way's fine. Don't worry about it. The
other way's fine. And if you have a problem with that,
you're a bigot. You get what you vote for, you
(19:33):
sure do. It's election day to day. Kids. Let this
be a reminder. I'll tell well, every time we read
a story today about something insane that happened in a
blue state, we're gonna remind you go vote today. And
you'll probably say, but Kenny, you but that's not what
we're voting for today. Well, it kind of is that.
You kind of need to go go. Yeah, Tuesday, Yeah,
it's Tuesday. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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