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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a live Walden Johnson show here at seven o'clock
on what day? Is it? Tuesday? T Yeah, it's election Day,
the fourth. We got Joe right in. He said, is
this a rerun? I thought old Dick Cheney died a
few years ago. Now he probably just had another one
of his heart attacks, and maybe they thought he had died.
(00:20):
But you know how the dark Lord is, he can
fool you.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, Dick Cheney campaigned for Kamalin twenty twenty four with
Green Day.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And by the way, speaking of celebrity deaths, I already
knew about this one, Dick Cheney. You know this new
Dick just threw me a little bit the news about
the new death. Yeah, dead Dick.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah. Now Dick's just laying there and he's not moving.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Diane Ladd has passed away at the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Fantastic actress before your time. I'm sure. Okay, what was
she in? Though I'd probably know a lot of stuff
she was in.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Let's see over two hundred movies and television shows, three
Academy Award nominations. She was in Alice doesn't Live Here Anymore?
And she played Alice. You know what I don't want
to say him in the TV show later you remember
the TV show?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, I don't remember that at all, though I didn't
know there was a show called Is it about the
Brady Bunch?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, no, they should have given a show to Alice.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, I don't know if she was she was Alice
or she was in a show called Alice or something.
But that's the one that had Mail kiss my grits. Yeah,
that that gal sure?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Flow? Yeah, and I thought Flow sold what was it Geico? Yeah,
maybe that's her?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, yeah, y'all don't anyway, Diane lad has passed away.
She was Laura Dern's mother. Yeah, so you know Bruce
Dern cool, and you know, they made a they made
a baby, and she became a really fabulous actress. Lord
Derne at the one who's duck her arm in that
tri Sarah toops poop.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh that's right. And she's got a new movie coming out,
could be or she's dead. No, not Laura Diane Ladd
Laura Durn's. We should probably start over. So they're not
doing another Jurassic Park. Well, there is another Jurassic Park available.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Why didn't you just say that there's a new Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's not what I'm here to talk about.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
People loved him dinosaurs, man, Chris Pratty.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He was pretty good at Plus he's a Trump guy
and he's a Catholic.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Maybe I should just come back later when you're not
so confused.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Huh No, we're not confused. You're confused. Yeah, you're the
one that's confused. Sometimes we need somebody to just explain
this clearly. They got a new Predator movie out too.
You see that? No way?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, I guess it starts Friday. But everybody that's seen it,
I don't know why they already seen it starts Friday.
They're like, yeah, Predator bad Lands.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Or something like that. Sounds good, supposed to be kicked,
looked pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Man, mister Kenneth, you should have told us that guy
instead of whatever you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Stop Billy. He's a good broadcast. See, I know what
the people want exactly. Do the people what they want?
They want dinosaurs and predators. What if there was a
Predator versus Jurassic Park thing it's coming.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That would be cool. No predator get lands in Jurassic
Park and he hunts the t rex.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's kind of like Alien versus Predator. Yeah, that turned
into something right there. And that Alien show. I've heard
good things Alien Earth. Yeah, I've heard it's awesome. I
walked it. I'm in the second season. I walked it
up into like episode six or whatever something like that,
and then all of a sudden at the end of
that one, I go and more. Alien Earth will be
(03:34):
back in January. Yeah, that sounds good. Jee, I want
to stream There was a time when we didn't even
know what streaming TV shows meant. Now that's all I
ever want.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
To do as soon as I'm done with this season.
A gutfell to Jesse Waters, I'm gonna watch that really.
Yeah that sounds good. I'm pretty tied up right now
with these two other shows. These guys have been talking
about this election.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You guys upset it all with CBS for what they
did to Trump and his interview.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay, so CBS Scott sued by Trump and he won,
right because of the things that happened last year, Right,
and then now they've done something again.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, CBS sixty Minutes had Trump on this past Sunday night.
They aired a twenty I think it was twenty eight
minutes twenty eight minute interview with President Trump.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Let me guess, because I don't know what you're gonna say,
deceptively edited. Well that and I guess you could call
it deceptively edited. He sat down for seventy three minutes
of an interview. Yeah, they aired twenty eight minutes, so
he left. Forty five minutes of the interview was just
cut out. Comments about that lawsuit with CBS, which he won,
(04:42):
by the way, claiming the election was rigged and stolen,
attempts to talk to Nora O'Donnell into agreeing with him
that crime has gone down in Washington, DC because she.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Lives there, and she would not.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He kept like, but you live here, you know you've
obviously noticed crimes better, crimes gone down, and she just
would not.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Even go along with it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Even Joe Scarborough, I'm sorry for saying this out loud,
but what a dumb bend show you live here?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Do you want to be unsafe all the time? This
is unbelieved.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You're in this town where people weren't going to restaurants
even and MSNBC's Joe Scarborough's like, yeah, quietly, a lot
of Democrats are admitting this town needed some help. And
now it's a little better, and she won't admit it.
What a hack.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh yeah, they left a lot out.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
But you can still see or read I don't know
if you can see it, but you can get the
transcript of all the things that they left out if
you go.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But people won't, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I mean, there's like maybe two percent of the public
that would actually go to the trouble of looking for
the transcript online and then reading over an hour's worth
of an interview. But CBS will just tell you, well,
you know, we had to cut something out just for
a matter of time. We couldn't, you know, put the
whole interview on the air that would take over sixty minutes,
(05:59):
and it just happened to be that we.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Cut the stuff out that was about our network.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Which of the major networks not c on A, non
MSNBC or MS Now, which of them do you find
to be the most biased?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Any given night, ABC, I think I would agree. I
think it's ABC. We don't give them enough attention. When
I listen to the ABC newscast every morning before I
come to work, I am amazed at how misleading it is,
at what information they selectively choose to not include, even
as I'm sitting there, still groggy, waiting for my caffeine
(06:36):
to kick in. It blows my mind how the BBC
is being more honest about American political news than ABC
News is because of Disney. Disney is so hell bent
on radicalizing your toddler.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's so important to them that your kids starts taking
puberty blockers that they're willing to lie to you about
everything else.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Tell you what you need to help me with is
do a little research for me on this Supreme Court's
latest edition of the things that they've ruled on. Supreme
Court gonna rule about who's responsible for your children is
that you're the government. They're gonna talk about these tariffs
that the Democrats can't stand, although the way I understand
(07:17):
it now, it's the tariff money that Trump is using
to pay the snap benefits, and are they still against it.
But now that Gloria Estefan has enlightened me as to
what the Supreme Court's been up to, I feel like
we need to learn more about it. Because Gloria Estefan
is a US citizen, but she says, I carry my
(07:41):
passport with me everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I go. You gotta know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Because she's worried the US Supreme Court, she says, and
I quote Gloria Estefan, the US Supreme Court ruled that
you can be stopped and questioned if you're speaking Spanish
or if you have darker Did the Supreme Court make
that ruling recently? I'm not aware of it, but I
(08:06):
would never want a doubt spokespersons like Gloria Estephon, who
must know her way around politics so well.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
If only there was a state or a city in
America that was majority Hispanic where we could go do
like a litmus test to see if what she's saying
is true.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Also, darker than what she said, they could arrest you
or question you if you have darker skin, darker than who?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Right. A lot of the guys that are working for.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
ICE, I don't know if you've noticed speak Spanish and
have darker skin than me.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't know if I'm the sample that they want
to use for the entire country or what, But if so,
I'll happily stand still for a photo or you know,
a comparison.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
If that's what you need, I would agree with that,
and I'm sure you see what I'm getting at you.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm going to deport you because I think you're a
little darker than me, except for this part where I
get a lot of you know, outdoor work done. But
if I roll most leaves up high, if then you're
way darker than this part.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
All right, So she lives in Florida, right, mm hmm, okay,
we live in Texas. Are radio stations in Houston, Texas.
Houston is a majority Hispanic. Texas is majority Hispanic. Guess
who's not getting detained just for being brown? The people
around here, that's not How would they do that? That's
more than half the people. They're not doing that here?
Why would they be doing it there?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Right? She she's Gloria Estaphone.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
If she's not careful, I'm gonna stop listening to her music. Yeah,
what's a Gloria Astefon song?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know there's Rhythm of the Night.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Rhythm of the Night?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Is that one?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I think?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Is that one?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I just know what was her head? It's too late.
This is Christmas. Oh, this is Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's that's not the hit, but it is that time
of year.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, here we go, get on your feet. That's a
Gloria Astefan song. Did she have another hit? Rhythm is
Gonna get you? Oh, that's the rhythm. I think it was.
Rhythm is a dancer. Rhythm is a dancer with CNC
Music Factory. I think that guy died of aids. Maybe
Ice gave him aids.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
But what we know for sure is guilty feet have
got no rhythm? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Wham? Come on, pull your head out, Kenny and listen
to Wham.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's not even an American group, that's British Olin.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He was talking about is this election?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's ruining Twitter, Walton.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And Johnson Radio Network stikes.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It's cut throat, it requires expensive gear. It's like Majong,
but with guns. Greg, go ahead and go. Don't come
back till it's dark, see you, lighter. I gotta get
somebody to clean this camp. Greg, you're leaving now, right.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
So Greg, let me get this straight.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
You will put urine under a tree and pray for
an animal to keel. But you think I'm witchy for
wanting to diffuse lavender ole in the powder room.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I got a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'm with Greg. There, go go kill that deer.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Lavender oil it's a scent aromatherapy.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Have you heard? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I like burning Palo Santo in my house. Do you
have a diffuser? No?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I just burn wood or what's the other thing? Sandal wood?
You know about that? Okay, makes the house smell cool.
You probably get a diffuser. Now, know what to get
you for Christmas? What's a diffuser?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Never mind, you'll you'll learn soon enough. Didn't you guys
want to talk about Jurassic Park. I am more than
happy to discuss the new Jurassic Park with you. It's
called Jurassic Park Rebirth and it's stars, among others.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Jonathan Bailey. Oh, it just occurred to me.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know, Jonathan Bailey has just been named People magazine
Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Okay, I don't know who that is, but I do
know that earlier today they said for the first time
I read the talking about Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I do know that for the first time ever.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Earlier today they announced the sexiest man Alive as an
openly gay person.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So that's why you're talking about this.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You might know him as Lord Anthony On Bridgardson. I'm
sure you watch Bridgerton right, No.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
But I get what it is.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh, as a fiarro on the Wicked movies. You've you've
obviously watched the Wicked movies, right.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Is Bridgerton the thing where they're all British but the
queen is a black lady.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's a it's a kind of a retelling of you know,
back in the day from a different perspective.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Let's say, doesn't that piss you off that they like
took British culture and they're like, you know, the British
Queen should really be a black lesbian?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Like what am I a British Now? Well, then why
would it upset me?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Because it's for as far away from reality as it
gets while still making you feel like.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
But Jurassic Park's real.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, Well oh no, no, no, mister Ken, No no,
you just stepped.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Hider Man is real, Superman is reel. Oh they can't
make the Queen of England African American. But t Rex
this is a roaming the planet. Yeah, of course they are.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, I got bad news for you. You just did this.
I didn't I didn't make you do this. This is
your fault. I want to remind everybody this is mister
Kenna's fault. Times the end of the World yeah, these.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Are prophecies from the end of time.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Who's cute now, mister Kenneth, I am, And this report's
brought to you.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
By Well, I'm glad you asked, because this report is
brought to you by the Walton Johnson store where we
have merch just in time for Christmas shopping, which you
should be wrapping up pretty soon. Okay, we're yeah right.
We know you can go online today and do your shopping.
There's a lot of great stuff there and that's amazing.
(13:43):
But well, the Walton and Johnson merch fit on a Neanderthal.
A Neanderthal. Now, guys, are you putting humans on the
planet along with the dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
The originals? Not the Jurassic Park ones.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Guys were a few years away from having Neanderthals. And
I know you're tempted right now to compare this. We
have some already.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
See, I knew you'd do that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Be careful, do not compare this to any prominent democrats
or especially ones.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
That are poc. Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, I would never do not. That's not funny. Ancient
fragments of bones discovered in the Crimean Cave the Prime
Peninsula is changing what we think about and how and
where Neanderthals migrated. We have enough DNA here and the
technology to create a Neanderthal within the next few years.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Well, it is exciting.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And we know Neanderthals lived from forty to fifty thousand
years ago, and they.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Were pretty tough sloan bitches too.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And what they didn't know is that the individual's relatives
have been found as far as eastern extremes of Siberia.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
So they lived all over the world.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And it looks like they had all turned out to
be In some cases some of the former Neanderthal bones
that we found it turned out to be medieval or
post medieval.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So are we going to recreate a Neanderthal man and
then send them to Jurassic Park and have them fight
the recreated dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I think what will ultimately end up happening? That's about this.
I bet they take on the alien.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You know, we had alien versus predator, we had alien
versus Neothalsthal.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
What to call the Neanderthals.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
If you can't say the word, I don't think you
should be calling them a word.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Weirdly, I agree with him for one, thank you. Okay, look,
you're being silly Billy d and so are you, mister Kenneth.
We all know what's gonna happen in Neanderthals. Sure they're
gonna work in fast food restaurants. Think about it there.
Some of them are gonna run for office.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I mean yeah, obviously, mean when they see who's in
office now, it's gonna be too tempting.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And I'm sure we know which party. I'm sure we do.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Ancient DNA from the Neanderthal bone fragment known as Star
one is revealing how they migrated, where they lived, and
we have enough DNA here that we could create a
Neanderthal and it's probably gonna end up happening.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Let me ask you all the question.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
When they tell you they know all the stuff from
some strand a DNA out of a chip of a bone,
you believe all that, Yeah, you do. Sure, of course.
When they tell you that a planet is three hundred
and seventy five light years for mirth, you believe all
that absolutely. There's no way to verify, there's no way
to double check that. If you had a question about it,
(16:16):
if you said, are you sure it's three hundred and
seventy five l like youth, how do you know it's
not four hundred How do you know it's not three
hundred and seventy light years? Await they don't know. They
tell you that stuff because they know you Kate check
it up. Well, if they're off by a little bit
doesn't matter, Well, yes it does. Why if I'm traveling
at the speed of light for three hundred and seventy
four years and I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Well, we're gonna be there soon, they better be accurate.
But you're not going up there. You're not.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I might, You're not gonna eat You're you tell me
where I can travel.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
You can't travel there. It's impossible, notout today.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I know you can't shoot a flare up there one day,
shoot it with a shotgun like Joe Biden tried.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
You can't do it, I do, trust me.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Hang on the zoo archaeology team at mass Factrometree Institute,
I know they wouldn't watch.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh well, why didn't you say so?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I'm yeah, well, yeah, okay, now that now we know
who's who's talking about it?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Sure of course you have to believe.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So now that you know about this, don't you guys
feel a little silly for all those jokes you made
about Jurassic Park and alien movies, and you guys just
look ridiculous right now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well, my real concern about this was mentioning Jonathan Bailey,
a very handsome gay man who's the sexiest man on
the planet according to what People magazine. Oh that's right, Yeah,
that's how that works.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And he's gay. You said he was gay? Well no,
they see said that earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Also, Well they ask him about his you know, like
favorite date or whatever. What the ideal date? He said,
I love to take a walk and I do love dinner,
theater and films.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh, yeah, he's good.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It sounds pretty gay, you guys, it's so predictable.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Well, you know, he's the one that was all gay.
It's not. It's not gonna say anything wrong with that.
What about Charlie Sheen and his gayness?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, Charlie Sheen was talking about how he had gay sex.
He did so much crack that he had gay sex
crack and he he smoked cracked, didn't he?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Oh, I get what you're doing. Apparently he did not.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
He talks about he has admitted he has had sexual
encounters with men because of the crack pipe, but he
claims that he didn't do the back door thing, if
that clears it up for you at all.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
When people say sex with men, Charlie Sheen explained, you
immediately think of like sex. Sorry to be graphic, but
that's kind of where the mind goes.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
He said, it wasn't that Okay, I think I get
what he's suggesting. Yeah, it was a good old fashion Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You know, unless you're hoping to meet up with Charlie
Sheen soon, probably shouldn't even matter to you.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Okay, he did get HIV?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Do you think he got the HIV from the well,
that's what I wonder. Did he get it from the
gay sex or did he get it from the needle drugs?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
What do you guys think, I'd say needles.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Needles probably more than the gar So yeah, yeah, well,
I think you're just being wishful.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm just wishing the best. I always wish for the
best for everyone, including what yeah, you two, even me.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Here's how you can spot a zombie.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Look for someone who has a corpselike appearance, exhibits aggressive behavior,
creves human flesh, and utters incoherent moans and groans.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
With your help, we can prevent the zombie Uprising. I'm
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It's a live Walden Johnson show here at seven o'clock
on what day? Is it? Tuesday? T Yeah, it's election Day,
the fourth. We got Joe right in. He said, is
this a rerun? I thought old Dick Cheney died a
few years ago. Now he probably just had another one
of his heart attacks, and maybe they thought he had died.
(00:20):
But you know how the dark Lord is, he can
fool you.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, Dick Cheney campaigned for Kamalin twenty twenty four with
Green Day.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And by the way, speaking of celebrity deaths, I already
knew about this one, Dick Cheney. You know this new
Dick just threw me a little bit the news about
the new death. Yeah, dead Dick.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah. Now Dick's just laying there and he's not moving.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Diane Ladd has passed away at the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Fantastic actress before your time. I'm sure. Okay, what was
she in? Though I'd probably know a lot of stuff
she was in.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Let's see over two hundred movies and television shows, three
Academy Award nominations. She was in Alice doesn't Live Here Anymore?
And she played Alice. You know what I don't want
to say him in the TV show later you remember
the TV show?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, I don't remember that at all, though I didn't
know there was a show called Is it about the
Brady Bunch?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, no, they should have given a show to Alice.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, I don't know if she was she was Alice
or she was in a show called Alice or something.
But that's the one that had Mail kiss my grits. Yeah,
that that gal sure?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Flow? Yeah, and I thought Flow sold what was it Geico? Yeah,
maybe that's her?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, yeah, y'all don't anyway, Diane lad has passed away.
She was Laura Dern's mother. Yeah, so you know Bruce
Dern cool, and you know, they made a they made
a baby, and she became a really fabulous actress. Lord
Derne at the one who's duck her arm in that
tri Sarah toops poop.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh that's right. And she's got a new movie coming out,
could be or she's dead. No, not Laura Diane Ladd
Laura Durn's. We should probably start over. So they're not
doing another Jurassic Park. Well, there is another Jurassic Park available.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Why didn't you just say that there's a new Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's not what I'm here to talk about.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
People loved him dinosaurs, man, Chris Pratty.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He was pretty good at Plus he's a Trump guy
and he's a Catholic.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Maybe I should just come back later when you're not
so confused.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Huh No, we're not confused. You're confused. Yeah, you're the
one that's confused. Sometimes we need somebody to just explain
this clearly. They got a new Predator movie out too.
You see that? No way?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, I guess it starts Friday. But everybody that's seen it,
I don't know why they already seen it starts Friday.
They're like, yeah, Predator bad Lands.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Or something like that. Sounds good, supposed to be kicked,
looked pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Man, mister Kenneth, you should have told us that guy
instead of whatever you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Stop Billy. He's a good broadcast. See, I know what
the people want exactly. Do the people what they want?
They want dinosaurs and predators. What if there was a
Predator versus Jurassic Park thing it's coming.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That would be cool. No predator get lands in Jurassic
Park and he hunts the t rex.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's kind of like Alien versus Predator. Yeah, that turned
into something right there. And that Alien show. I've heard
good things Alien Earth. Yeah, I've heard it's awesome. I
walked it. I'm in the second season. I walked it
up into like episode six or whatever something like that,
and then all of a sudden at the end of
that one, I go and more. Alien Earth will be
(03:34):
back in January. Yeah, that sounds good. Jee, I want
to stream There was a time when we didn't even
know what streaming TV shows meant. Now that's all I
ever want.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
To do as soon as I'm done with this season.
A gutfell to Jesse Waters, I'm gonna watch that really.
Yeah that sounds good. I'm pretty tied up right now
with these two other shows. These guys have been talking
about this election.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You guys upset it all with CBS for what they
did to Trump and his interview.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay, so CBS Scott sued by Trump and he won,
right because of the things that happened last year, Right,
and then now they've done something again.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, CBS sixty Minutes had Trump on this past Sunday night.
They aired a twenty I think it was twenty eight
minutes twenty eight minute interview with President Trump.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Let me guess, because I don't know what you're gonna say,
deceptively edited. Well that and I guess you could call
it deceptively edited. He sat down for seventy three minutes
of an interview. Yeah, they aired twenty eight minutes, so
he left. Forty five minutes of the interview was just
cut out. Comments about that lawsuit with CBS, which he won,
(04:42):
by the way, claiming the election was rigged and stolen,
attempts to talk to Nora O'Donnell into agreeing with him
that crime has gone down in Washington, DC because she.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Lives there, and she would not.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He kept like, but you live here, you know you've
obviously noticed crimes better, crimes gone down, and she just
would not.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Even go along with it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Even Joe Scarborough, I'm sorry for saying this out loud,
but what a dumb bend show you live here?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Do you want to be unsafe all the time? This
is unbelieved.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You're in this town where people weren't going to restaurants
even and MSNBC's Joe Scarborough's like, yeah, quietly, a lot
of Democrats are admitting this town needed some help. And
now it's a little better, and she won't admit it.
What a hack.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh yeah, they left a lot out.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
But you can still see or read I don't know
if you can see it, but you can get the
transcript of all the things that they left out if
you go.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But people won't, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I mean, there's like maybe two percent of the public
that would actually go to the trouble of looking for
the transcript online and then reading over an hour's worth
of an interview. But CBS will just tell you, well,
you know, we had to cut something out just for
a matter of time. We couldn't, you know, put the
whole interview on the air that would take over sixty minutes,
(05:59):
and it just happened to be that we.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Cut the stuff out that was about our network.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Which of the major networks not c on A, non
MSNBC or MS Now, which of them do you find
to be the most biased?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Any given night, ABC, I think I would agree. I
think it's ABC. We don't give them enough attention. When
I listen to the ABC newscast every morning before I
come to work, I am amazed at how misleading it is,
at what information they selectively choose to not include, even
as I'm sitting there, still groggy, waiting for my caffeine
(06:36):
to kick in. It blows my mind how the BBC
is being more honest about American political news than ABC
News is because of Disney. Disney is so hell bent
on radicalizing your toddler.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's so important to them that your kids starts taking
puberty blockers that they're willing to lie to you about
everything else.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Tell you what you need to help me with is
do a little research for me on this Supreme Court's
latest edition of the things that they've ruled on. Supreme
Court gonna rule about who's responsible for your children is
that you're the government. They're gonna talk about these tariffs
that the Democrats can't stand, although the way I understand
(07:17):
it now, it's the tariff money that Trump is using
to pay the snap benefits, and are they still against it.
But now that Gloria Estefan has enlightened me as to
what the Supreme Court's been up to, I feel like
we need to learn more about it. Because Gloria Estefan
is a US citizen, but she says, I carry my
(07:41):
passport with me everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I go. You gotta know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Because she's worried the US Supreme Court, she says, and
I quote Gloria Estefan, the US Supreme Court ruled that
you can be stopped and questioned if you're speaking Spanish
or if you have darker Did the Supreme Court make
that ruling recently? I'm not aware of it, but I
(08:06):
would never want a doubt spokespersons like Gloria Estephon, who
must know her way around politics so well.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
If only there was a state or a city in
America that was majority Hispanic where we could go do
like a litmus test to see if what she's saying
is true.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Also, darker than what she said, they could arrest you
or question you if you have darker skin, darker than who?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Right. A lot of the guys that are working for.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
ICE, I don't know if you've noticed speak Spanish and
have darker skin than me.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't know if I'm the sample that they want
to use for the entire country or what, But if so,
I'll happily stand still for a photo or you know,
a comparison.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
If that's what you need, I would agree with that,
and I'm sure you see what I'm getting at you.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm going to deport you because I think you're a
little darker than me, except for this part where I
get a lot of you know, outdoor work done. But
if I roll most leaves up high, if then you're
way darker than this part.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
All right, So she lives in Florida, right, mm hmm, okay,
we live in Texas. Are radio stations in Houston, Texas.
Houston is a majority Hispanic. Texas is majority Hispanic. Guess
who's not getting detained just for being brown? The people
around here, that's not How would they do that? That's
more than half the people. They're not doing that here?
Why would they be doing it there?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Right? She she's Gloria Estaphone.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
If she's not careful, I'm gonna stop listening to her music. Yeah,
what's a Gloria Astefon song?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know there's Rhythm of the Night.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Rhythm of the Night?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Is that one?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I think?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Is that one?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I just know what was her head? It's too late.
This is Christmas. Oh, this is Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's that's not the hit, but it is that time
of year.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, here we go, get on your feet. That's a
Gloria Astefan song. Did she have another hit? Rhythm is
Gonna get you? Oh, that's the rhythm. I think it was.
Rhythm is a dancer. Rhythm is a dancer with CNC
Music Factory. I think that guy died of aids. Maybe
Ice gave him aids.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
But what we know for sure is guilty feet have
got no rhythm? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Wham? Come on, pull your head out, Kenny and listen
to Wham.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's not even an American group, that's British Olin.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He was talking about is this election?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's ruining Twitter, Walton.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And Johnson Radio Network stikes.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It's cut throat, it requires expensive gear. It's like Majong,
but with guns. Greg, go ahead and go. Don't come
back till it's dark, see you, lighter. I gotta get
somebody to clean this camp. Greg, you're leaving now, right.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
So Greg, let me get this straight.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
You will put urine under a tree and pray for
an animal to keel. But you think I'm witchy for
wanting to diffuse lavender ole in the powder room.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I got a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'm with Greg. There, go go kill that deer.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Lavender oil it's a scent aromatherapy.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Have you heard? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I like burning Palo Santo in my house. Do you
have a diffuser? No?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I just burn wood or what's the other thing? Sandal wood?
You know about that? Okay, makes the house smell cool.
You probably get a diffuser. Now, know what to get
you for Christmas? What's a diffuser?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Never mind, you'll you'll learn soon enough. Didn't you guys
want to talk about Jurassic Park. I am more than
happy to discuss the new Jurassic Park with you. It's
called Jurassic Park Rebirth and it's stars, among others.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Jonathan Bailey. Oh, it just occurred to me.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know, Jonathan Bailey has just been named People magazine
Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Okay, I don't know who that is, but I do
know that earlier today they said for the first time
I read the talking about Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I do know that for the first time ever.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Earlier today they announced the sexiest man Alive as an
openly gay person.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So that's why you're talking about this.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You might know him as Lord Anthony On Bridgardson. I'm
sure you watch Bridgerton right, No.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
But I get what it is.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh, as a fiarro on the Wicked movies. You've you've
obviously watched the Wicked movies, right.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Is Bridgerton the thing where they're all British but the
queen is a black lady.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's a it's a kind of a retelling of you know,
back in the day from a different perspective.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Let's say, doesn't that piss you off that they like
took British culture and they're like, you know, the British
Queen should really be a black lesbian?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Like what am I a British Now? Well, then why
would it upset me?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Because it's for as far away from reality as it
gets while still making you feel like.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
But Jurassic Park's real.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, Well oh no, no, no, mister Ken, No no,
you just stepped.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Hider Man is real, Superman is reel. Oh they can't
make the Queen of England African American. But t Rex
this is a roaming the planet. Yeah, of course they are.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, I got bad news for you. You just did this.
I didn't I didn't make you do this. This is
your fault. I want to remind everybody this is mister
Kenna's fault. Times the end of the World yeah, these.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Are prophecies from the end of time.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Who's cute now, mister Kenneth, I am, And this report's
brought to you.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
By Well, I'm glad you asked, because this report is
brought to you by the Walton Johnson store where we
have merch just in time for Christmas shopping, which you
should be wrapping up pretty soon. Okay, we're yeah right.
We know you can go online today and do your shopping.
There's a lot of great stuff there and that's amazing.
(13:43):
But well, the Walton and Johnson merch fit on a Neanderthal.
A Neanderthal. Now, guys, are you putting humans on the
planet along with the dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
The originals? Not the Jurassic Park ones.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Guys were a few years away from having Neanderthals. And
I know you're tempted right now to compare this. We
have some already.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
See, I knew you'd do that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Be careful, do not compare this to any prominent democrats
or especially ones.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
That are poc. Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, I would never do not. That's not funny. Ancient
fragments of bones discovered in the Crimean Cave the Prime
Peninsula is changing what we think about and how and
where Neanderthals migrated. We have enough DNA here and the
technology to create a Neanderthal within the next few years.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Well, it is exciting.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And we know Neanderthals lived from forty to fifty thousand
years ago, and they.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Were pretty tough sloan bitches too.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And what they didn't know is that the individual's relatives
have been found as far as eastern extremes of Siberia.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
So they lived all over the world.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And it looks like they had all turned out to
be In some cases some of the former Neanderthal bones
that we found it turned out to be medieval or
post medieval.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So are we going to recreate a Neanderthal man and
then send them to Jurassic Park and have them fight
the recreated dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I think what will ultimately end up happening? That's about this.
I bet they take on the alien.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You know, we had alien versus predator, we had alien
versus Neothalsthal.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
What to call the Neanderthals.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
If you can't say the word, I don't think you
should be calling them a word.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Weirdly, I agree with him for one, thank you. Okay, look,
you're being silly Billy d and so are you, mister Kenneth.
We all know what's gonna happen in Neanderthals. Sure they're
gonna work in fast food restaurants. Think about it there.
Some of them are gonna run for office.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I mean yeah, obviously, mean when they see who's in
office now, it's gonna be too tempting.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And I'm sure we know which party. I'm sure we do.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Ancient DNA from the Neanderthal bone fragment known as Star
one is revealing how they migrated, where they lived, and
we have enough DNA here that we could create a
Neanderthal and it's probably gonna end up happening.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Let me ask you all the question.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
When they tell you they know all the stuff from
some strand a DNA out of a chip of a bone,
you believe all that, Yeah, you do. Sure, of course.
When they tell you that a planet is three hundred
and seventy five light years for mirth, you believe all
that absolutely. There's no way to verify, there's no way
to double check that. If you had a question about it,
(16:16):
if you said, are you sure it's three hundred and
seventy five l like youth, how do you know it's
not four hundred How do you know it's not three
hundred and seventy light years? Await they don't know. They
tell you that stuff because they know you Kate check
it up. Well, if they're off by a little bit
doesn't matter, Well, yes it does. Why if I'm traveling
at the speed of light for three hundred and seventy
four years and I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Well, we're gonna be there soon, they better be accurate.
But you're not going up there. You're not.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I might, You're not gonna eat You're you tell me
where I can travel.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
You can't travel there. It's impossible, notout today.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I know you can't shoot a flare up there one day,
shoot it with a shotgun like Joe Biden tried.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
You can't do it, I do, trust me.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Hang on the zoo archaeology team at mass Factrometree Institute,
I know they wouldn't watch.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh well, why didn't you say so?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I'm yeah, well, yeah, okay, now that now we know
who's who's talking about it?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Sure of course you have to believe.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So now that you know about this, don't you guys
feel a little silly for all those jokes you made
about Jurassic Park and alien movies, and you guys just
look ridiculous right now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well, my real concern about this was mentioning Jonathan Bailey,
a very handsome gay man who's the sexiest man on
the planet according to what People magazine. Oh that's right, Yeah,
that's how that works.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And he's gay. You said he was gay? Well no,
they see said that earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Also, Well they ask him about his you know, like
favorite date or whatever. What the ideal date? He said,
I love to take a walk and I do love dinner,
theater and films.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh, yeah, he's good.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It sounds pretty gay, you guys, it's so predictable.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Well, you know, he's the one that was all gay.
It's not. It's not gonna say anything wrong with that.
What about Charlie Sheen and his gayness?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, Charlie Sheen was talking about how he had gay sex.
He did so much crack that he had gay sex
crack and he he smoked cracked, didn't he?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Oh, I get what you're doing. Apparently he did not.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
He talks about he has admitted he has had sexual
encounters with men because of the crack pipe, but he
claims that he didn't do the back door thing, if
that clears it up for you at all.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
When people say sex with men, Charlie Sheen explained, you
immediately think of like sex. Sorry to be graphic, but
that's kind of where the mind goes.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
He said, it wasn't that Okay, I think I get
what he's suggesting. Yeah, it was a good old fashion Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You know, unless you're hoping to meet up with Charlie
Sheen soon, probably shouldn't even matter to you.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Okay, he did get HIV?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Do you think he got the HIV from the well,
that's what I wonder. Did he get it from the
gay sex or did he get it from the needle drugs?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
What do you guys think, I'd say needles.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Needles probably more than the gar So yeah, yeah, well,
I think you're just being wishful.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm just wishing the best. I always wish for the
best for everyone, including what yeah, you two, even me.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Here's how you can spot a zombie.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Look for someone who has a corpselike appearance, exhibits aggressive behavior,
creves human flesh, and utters incoherent moans and groans.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
With your help, we can prevent the zombie Uprising. I'm
Donald Trump and I approve this message. Walton M. Johnson
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