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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We were playing the music of one of our neighbors here,
one of our local Houstonians. Last night fifty Cent took
to x and Instagram and social media and that used
to be Twitter. Yeah it did. Yeah he' And he
posted a photo of a grave that says rip NYC
found it sixteen twenty four, died twenty twenty five. Fifty
(00:24):
Cent is now a resident of the Houston, Texas area
and moved here for this exact reason.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean, he didn't just move here, but.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
He didn't come here. Calls Ondami, you do whatever. The
guy's name is, the Kami that's taken over New York City. Now,
it's a good thing he got her when he did,
because Texas governor, you know that Abbott Fellow, Well, he's
got a plan for them New Yorkers that want to
bail out.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
He said, don't be hitting down here to Texas unless
you want to get a one hundred percent turf.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I think that was supposed to be a joke, but
he did say that. It was pretty funny. The thing
that always seems so interesting about fifty Cent moving to
Houston is seeing him at the rodeo there. He is
one of the most badass gangster rappers of the aughts,
hanging out with a bunch of older Texas Republican ranchers,
like old white people, a bunch of Q tip headed
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old ladies talking about wine at the rodeo.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh yeah, his wine dominated the competition two years in
a row.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This fifty cent gentleman has some really good champagne. Now well,
apparently that whole you know rapper thing, that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Was all just an act. He's a very nice young man. Yeah,
he really is. And he wrote a great song too
with local country artists. He's really gotten into it. I
thought it was cool how he moved here and he
immediately became a part of the Texas culture. This is
one of his best songs. This is Conway Fitty.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
You can find me in the club a bottle full
of bot I'm into having sex in the makeing the
come gi me if you're in the getting room, no shody.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's your birthday party, like it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
He was looking.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People assimilate to the area.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They moved to, Like that woman from Kenya you just
had on a few minutes ago. It's good to see
that she has become Americanized after she moved here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, she didn't at all.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
She seemed she seemed more foreign and exotic than she
did when she left Kenya.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You missed the pictures if you were just listening on
the radio without the screen. Yeah, because with the screen
that it'd be TV.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Uh. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
She was wearing a full head wrap, you know, like
a mummy, almost wrapped round around, over the top, around
every witch away. And I think her accent got thicker
after she moved here. Oh yeah, absolutely. I love the rich,
diverse culture. It's great. You know, obviously it can't coincide
with American culture, but that's fine. Their culture is better.
(03:04):
We'll just replace it. Yeah, we should just ditch ours
and take theirs. My friends from Queers for Palestine said,
these Islamic people are going to be real nice to
us when we bring them over here. Of course, Amazon
to suspect otherwise not no worry about there in the
long run.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, since we were.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Talking about who might be moving to Texas soon after
that election in New York City, sure, Wall Street or
a portion of Wall Street might be moving to Texas soon,
they said. First the tech sector moved out of Silicon
Valley in California to Texas because California was giving them
a hard time, and then Amazon shifted operations out of
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Seattle to Texas. And now they said Wall Street Banks
and some of the largest banks in the nation are
moving tens of thousands of jobs into Texas. Buildings are
going up, including a new Charles Schwab building.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
The whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's snowballing and rolling to Texas and summer. I guess
they're going to Florida as well.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You know, it's interesting because with all the dozens of
billionaires in New York City, you know, some of them
are going to leave. If a handful of them go
to Dallas, where they're already working on the Texas Stock Exchange,
that is going to really change the fabric of the
economic community around the United States. New York City is
supposed to be the economic hub, the capital of the
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global economy, they say, or London and New York. Right,
wouldn't most argue that if this happens, why would you
bring your business to New York Bring it to Dallas
or Fort Worth or Houston or San Antonio, so many
other places you could go. Exactly, it seems cheaper, easier,
less regulations, a more fertile entrepreneurial, environment, fertile.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Listen to you getting dirty.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
But I will say this, if you're one of these
New Yorkers that's been voting Democrat your whole life, don't
move here.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I mean, what would be the point. Just stay
in New York and just enjoy what you voted for.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, you're gonna love New York. You're gonna hatew Texas.
It's too hot, it's too humid. Our food's too spicy. Uh,
everyone's got a gun. They don't if you, they're not
going to celebrate your abortions, you know. No, Yeah, well
you can't even get an abortion here.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Now that we've got the election handled and we've we've
got that that shutdown thing is well, let's still roll
it on.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But you know we're used to it. Now.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We have bigger problems to deal with. We may not
get a Miss Universe contest this year. Oh come on,
what happened? Not enough trends? So no, there's there's plenty
of attractive people there at the Miss Universe contest, but
there has been some controversy. Now the show is supposed
to be uh just in a couple of weeks. They're
already in Thailand. They're they're filming pieces, they're practicing, doing rehearsing,
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and you know they're doing all this stuff. Well, uh,
Miss Universe contestants, over a dozen of them, barged out
of one of the pre pageant events and they posted
h are protested an executive with the Miss Universe, you know,
the guy that's kind of like running the show.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
They didn't care for the fact that he called one
of the contestants out in front of all the other
ladies and called her a dummy and ordered her removal.
It was a heated exchange. It was live on Facebook
and caught on camera. Of course, Well is she a dummy?
I mean, you know, I'll show you Miss Mexico, which
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is we know would be a terrible thing to do
to call her names. There's there's the woman in question.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh I like her.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yes, she decided not to go to one of these events,
and it really pissed this guy off. His name is
a hard word, but he's Thai in Thailand. He had
all of the contestants sitting in chairs out in a
little auditorium and then he asked her, specifically Miss Mexico,
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to stand and explain her absence from one of the events.
They were supposed to all be there, and apparently, you know,
she didn't want to go. And he said, you're I've
heard you're not planning to support everything about Thailand?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And you know they he called her out, embarrassed her,
called her names. Well, the other ladies didn't appreciate it.
So over a dozen of them, including the current Miss
Universe herself, stood up and walked out of the room
and they said, he goes or we go, and looking
at her, I'm guessing they're gonna probably keep her around.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Wow, just like that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
She something Mexico and Thailand together at last. Fatima or
Fatima depends on your pronunciation. Bosh her last name, Well,
like Harry Bosh from the TV show and the and
the books and stuff. What the hell are you talking about?
Who's Harry Bosh? Oh, Kenny, that's just sad you don't
know Harry Bosh.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, what show is that? It's called Bosh? Uh? Hello
Winter Winter Chicken Dinner. What what is he going on about?
What is Bosh? I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well, you already asked me what the show was and
I said it was Bosh and Harry Bosh is the
guy in the show. Okay, what are you missing here?
A little more context? Is that an old show? Or
does that have to do with Miss Universe?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You tell us, I want to know. Should I watch Bosh?
I you know I'm looking for something to watch? Damn straight,
you should? And what happens on Bosh exactly? All the
cool stuff? Yeah, everything good. He's a recently divorced dad
who runs a baseball card shop.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Or somewhere down the Hallmark channel. I'm sold.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson and he thought it
was a good song.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Bro, This is that the beginning, this slaps thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's a good thing, right. You don't get it? Yes,
it is. You don't get enough.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Saxophones anymore in music, and I blame Bill Clinton for that.
Back in the eighties, every every song had a sax solo.
Saxophones were as cool as it got. And then in
nineteen ninety two Bill Clinton started playing the saxophone on
our Cinio Hall and saxophone music plummeted.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Everybody said, I don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
There was a brief blip on the radar with SKA
music there in the mid nineties, and then write ska
and then right back to no sacks.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Wait, I thought SKA was a beer.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh no, it is. Well, there is a Brandon beer.
Well they named music after beer.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No, the music, the music came first. The beer was
named after the music. Though. Yet I don't decide this stuff.
I would never.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I would have called it something else. I don't even
think ska is a good name for a music genre.
It sounds like a word. They didn't finish writing what
I was thinking. Don't you want to call it scapper
scappy or scars? Yeah, scad something that's just three letters.
It seems lazy.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It is lazy what it is?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
This was a really popular song in the nineties. It's
in the song clueless. Do you know what this is
a song about? No, this is a song about getting AIDS?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
O fun you get it.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
In the nineties, this was in all these teens sitcoms,
and they'd play it on MTV and then they asked
the lead singer, what's the song about?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He said, aids.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Years later, years later, the lead singer of this band
became the announcer on the TV show Jimmy Kimmel Live.
He was there for over twenty years. He refused to
get the COVID vaccine. After decades of friendship, Jimmy Kimmel
fired him with no explanation.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, we did explain, he just didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, and now and now look at look at it,
look at look at where we are now. Yeah, nobody
wants the COVID vaccine now.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
The Babylon Bee has followed up Madami's election in New
York City with this announcement. Yeah that Dammy has already
announced that he plans to blame racism after his policies
fail miserably, which they will, oh for sure. And then
you know who's fault it will be it's racism. Yeah,
(10:51):
people real mean to me, that's how it's.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Going to work, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So the people in New York City are going to
have to start making some changes.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I think that's obvious. We all realize that it's about
to get bad there.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's going to turn into a Third world hellhole, which
means odds are if you're a resident of New York City,
you're gonna have to change your name to a mad
Max style post apocalyptic name.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, I've come up with some. Uh let's say Billy
D for example.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Maybe you could be uh scrap Jaw Billy Ed, Scrap Jael, Yeah,
scrap Jaw Yeah. Boom Boom Juice, Mister Kenneth, tire Fire,
Mister Oh, I want to be Boomjuice, Spike Dust Steve.
That would be cool for me. I really, there's so
many different ideas. Fume Snorter, Kenny Grave Lord Kenny, Dune
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Buggy Kenny, I don't know. The possibilities are endless. Kenny
the throttle guzzle Webster, who knows so many cool names.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You could come up. You don't want to be the Lifter.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well, Gunner's strong Arm is a great name, but it
doesn't seem Gunner's strong Arm seems too inspiring.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We need something more. You know that's true. You'd be
wasting it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, it's got to be darker, more Macob, you know
what I mean. Tro Knucklehead Kenny, that'd be a cool one,
see you knuckle anyway, pick your mad Max style post
apocalyptic name now, before all the good ones are taken,
feel free to email them to us.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
We'd love to hear your suggestions.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It would be fun to watch all these New Yorkers
who were celebrating last night and this morning. Yeah, we
sent a message to the Republicans, wecent, a message to America.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, we kicked ass. We got our guy.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And six months from now, Yeah, you think they're gonna
be jumping up and down and shouting and putting their
arms in the air going whooo are They're gonna be
miserable beyond belief, which is communism.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Bro, I kind have told you this would happen. The
market does not like Zorhan Nasdac down today, Dow Jones
down today, s and P five hundred are all just
the futures at this point because it doesn't open for hours, right,
it's the future. Yeah, but that's all they've got to
go on. Yeah, last night's election. No, they do not
like this. Wow, that's weird. A socialist, a communist Marxist,
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took over the economic capital of the United States, and weirdly,
the market took a dip. If you see your four
oh one k go down today, you can thank thirty
year old communists in New York.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
City for that.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Thanks Zorhan Allahu Akbar, Haslam Lankam.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
And of course that's how they want it. No more
middle class. They got the rich millionaires and billionaires running
the show, and everybody else is poor and they're gonna
be happy. Remember the book, You're gonna own nothing and
like it. You're gonna like it. Yeah, that was what
the World Economic Forum said. I'm still my favorite part
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of the news cycle today is Zorhan.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Donnie just spent months telling us the Jews, the capitalism billionaires.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You say, Israel, this stuff's bad.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And then a photo of him with Alex Soros hugging
each other.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Hilarious.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What's different about that rich billionaire Jew? Why is he
allowed nothing?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
There's nothing different about it. But all he wrote you
a check. That's it. You're for sale. You're a whore.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Bend over spread your cheeks, buddy, You go get the
petroleum jelly, zor hunt. Hey, zora On Alex wants to
turn with you. Ah, you know, I know you agreed
to this. Grab your ankles, Boba, It's time to give
it up. Squeal like a peg, little buddy.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
In the meantime, in other elections that didn't get a
lot of attention for some reason, Detroit elected Mary Sheffield,
making history is the first woman mayor of Detroit. Motaw
isn't that what they go?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Motive?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, well Motown's and neighborhood cars there, yeah, motor. I
went to Motown once and it wasn't much. It's just like, look,
you know, when you're in Tanglewood and.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You see aly a music thing, you know, but it
ain't about the music, is it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know the houses in Tanglewood that looked like they
were there before all the Saudi Royalty.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
All of those these squatty little homes that were perfectly
fine back in the seventies eighties, and now they're just
in shadows because they tore down the ones on both
sides and they built these monstrosities three stories high.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We have this neighborhood in Houston, for those that don't
know what we're talking about, called Tanglewood, and back in
the day it was a suburb where zz Tops started
as a garage band, and now it is where wealthy
people from India and the Mideast go to build a mansion.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's right down the street from here.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And these are some big houses, they're huge, but there's
still a few of the old houses in the neighborhood,
just little one story houses, and they're cute whatever. That's
kind of what Motown looks like. It's just a regular house.
They put a recording studio in it. It was nice
at the time, and now it doesn't look like much.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Well Motown. There's also the overall general nickname for Detroit.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I didn't know that. I thought it was just the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I don't chose what I make motors there, Oh cars Detroit.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
See how that works. I'm a little embarrassed. I never
put that together till right now.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I like that when you go, oh, yeah, well, at
least I'm not a liar.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know. I didn't expect you to lie. Nobody did.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I could have pretended to know what le People accuse
you of lying all the time because you're quite defensive
about it.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Now, well, there's a lot of people in the media
that lie, and and I'm in the media.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yes, is that true?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I could have lied about knowing what Bosh was impress
all the Bosh viewers.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I didn't want to lie about that. Yeah, you wouldn't
have been able to do that because you're pretty quick. Thanks,
Billy had.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
This stuff smade in New York City.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
New York City in a rope, Walton and Johnson
We were playing the music of one of our neighbors here,
one of our local Houstonians. Last night fifty Cent took
to x and Instagram and social media and that used
to be Twitter. Yeah it did. Yeah he' And he
posted a photo of a grave that says rip NYC
found it sixteen twenty four, died twenty twenty five. Fifty
(00:24):
Cent is now a resident of the Houston, Texas area
and moved here for this exact reason.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean, he didn't just move here, but.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
He didn't come here. Calls Ondami, you do whatever. The
guy's name is, the Kami that's taken over New York City. Now,
it's a good thing he got her when he did,
because Texas governor, you know that Abbott Fellow, Well, he's
got a plan for them New Yorkers that want to
bail out.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
He said, don't be hitting down here to Texas unless
you want to get a one hundred percent turf.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I think that was supposed to be a joke, but
he did say that. It was pretty funny. The thing
that always seems so interesting about fifty Cent moving to
Houston is seeing him at the rodeo there. He is
one of the most badass gangster rappers of the aughts,
hanging out with a bunch of older Texas Republican ranchers,
like old white people, a bunch of Q tip headed
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old ladies talking about wine at the rodeo.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh yeah, his wine dominated the competition two years in
a row.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This fifty cent gentleman has some really good champagne. Now well,
apparently that whole you know rapper thing, that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Was all just an act. He's a very nice young man. Yeah,
he really is. And he wrote a great song too
with local country artists. He's really gotten into it. I
thought it was cool how he moved here and he
immediately became a part of the Texas culture. This is
one of his best songs. This is Conway Fitty.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
You can find me in the club a bottle full
of bot I'm into having sex in the makeing the
come gi me if you're in the getting room, no shody.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's your birthday party, like it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
He was looking.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People assimilate to the area.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They moved to, Like that woman from Kenya you just
had on a few minutes ago. It's good to see
that she has become Americanized after she moved here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, she didn't at all.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
She seemed she seemed more foreign and exotic than she
did when she left Kenya.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You missed the pictures if you were just listening on
the radio without the screen. Yeah, because with the screen
that it'd be TV.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Uh. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
She was wearing a full head wrap, you know, like
a mummy, almost wrapped round around, over the top, around
every witch away. And I think her accent got thicker
after she moved here. Oh yeah, absolutely. I love the rich,
diverse culture. It's great. You know, obviously it can't coincide
with American culture, but that's fine. Their culture is better.
(03:04):
We'll just replace it. Yeah, we should just ditch ours
and take theirs. My friends from Queers for Palestine said,
these Islamic people are going to be real nice to
us when we bring them over here. Of course, Amazon
to suspect otherwise not no worry about there in the
long run.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, since we were.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Talking about who might be moving to Texas soon after
that election in New York City, sure, Wall Street or
a portion of Wall Street might be moving to Texas soon,
they said. First the tech sector moved out of Silicon
Valley in California to Texas because California was giving them
a hard time, and then Amazon shifted operations out of
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Seattle to Texas. And now they said Wall Street Banks
and some of the largest banks in the nation are
moving tens of thousands of jobs into Texas. Buildings are
going up, including a new Charles Schwab building.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
The whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's snowballing and rolling to Texas and summer. I guess
they're going to Florida as well.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You know, it's interesting because with all the dozens of
billionaires in New York City, you know, some of them
are going to leave. If a handful of them go
to Dallas, where they're already working on the Texas Stock Exchange,
that is going to really change the fabric of the
economic community around the United States. New York City is
supposed to be the economic hub, the capital of the
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global economy, they say, or London and New York. Right,
wouldn't most argue that if this happens, why would you
bring your business to New York Bring it to Dallas
or Fort Worth or Houston or San Antonio, so many
other places you could go. Exactly, it seems cheaper, easier,
less regulations, a more fertile entrepreneurial, environment, fertile.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Listen to you getting dirty.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
But I will say this, if you're one of these
New Yorkers that's been voting Democrat your whole life, don't
move here.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I mean, what would be the point. Just stay
in New York and just enjoy what you voted for.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, you're gonna love New York. You're gonna hatew Texas.
It's too hot, it's too humid. Our food's too spicy. Uh,
everyone's got a gun. They don't if you, they're not
going to celebrate your abortions, you know. No, Yeah, well
you can't even get an abortion here.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Now that we've got the election handled and we've we've
got that that shutdown thing is well, let's still roll
it on.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But you know we're used to it. Now.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We have bigger problems to deal with. We may not
get a Miss Universe contest this year. Oh come on,
what happened? Not enough trends? So no, there's there's plenty
of attractive people there at the Miss Universe contest, but
there has been some controversy. Now the show is supposed
to be uh just in a couple of weeks. They're
already in Thailand. They're they're filming pieces, they're practicing, doing rehearsing,
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and you know they're doing all this stuff. Well, uh,
Miss Universe contestants, over a dozen of them, barged out
of one of the pre pageant events and they posted
h are protested an executive with the Miss Universe, you know,
the guy that's kind of like running the show.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
They didn't care for the fact that he called one
of the contestants out in front of all the other
ladies and called her a dummy and ordered her removal.
It was a heated exchange. It was live on Facebook
and caught on camera. Of course, Well is she a dummy?
I mean, you know, I'll show you Miss Mexico, which
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is we know would be a terrible thing to do
to call her names. There's there's the woman in question.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh I like her.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yes, she decided not to go to one of these events,
and it really pissed this guy off. His name is
a hard word, but he's Thai in Thailand. He had
all of the contestants sitting in chairs out in a
little auditorium and then he asked her, specifically Miss Mexico,
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to stand and explain her absence from one of the events.
They were supposed to all be there, and apparently, you know,
she didn't want to go. And he said, you're I've
heard you're not planning to support everything about Thailand?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And you know they he called her out, embarrassed her,
called her names. Well, the other ladies didn't appreciate it.
So over a dozen of them, including the current Miss
Universe herself, stood up and walked out of the room
and they said, he goes or we go, and looking
at her, I'm guessing they're gonna probably keep her around.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Wow, just like that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
She something Mexico and Thailand together at last. Fatima or
Fatima depends on your pronunciation. Bosh her last name, Well,
like Harry Bosh from the TV show and the and
the books and stuff. What the hell are you talking about?
Who's Harry Bosh? Oh, Kenny, that's just sad you don't
know Harry Bosh.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, what show is that? It's called Bosh? Uh? Hello
Winter Winter Chicken Dinner. What what is he going on about?
What is Bosh? I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well, you already asked me what the show was and
I said it was Bosh and Harry Bosh is the
guy in the show. Okay, what are you missing here?
A little more context? Is that an old show? Or
does that have to do with Miss Universe?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You tell us, I want to know. Should I watch Bosh?
I you know I'm looking for something to watch? Damn straight,
you should? And what happens on Bosh exactly? All the
cool stuff? Yeah, everything good. He's a recently divorced dad
who runs a baseball card shop.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Or somewhere down the Hallmark channel. I'm sold.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson and he thought it
was a good song.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Bro, This is that the beginning, this slaps thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's a good thing, right. You don't get it? Yes,
it is. You don't get enough.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Saxophones anymore in music, and I blame Bill Clinton for that.
Back in the eighties, every every song had a sax solo.
Saxophones were as cool as it got. And then in
nineteen ninety two Bill Clinton started playing the saxophone on
our Cinio Hall and saxophone music plummeted.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Everybody said, I don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
There was a brief blip on the radar with SKA
music there in the mid nineties, and then write ska
and then right back to no sacks.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Wait, I thought SKA was a beer.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh no, it is. Well, there is a Brandon beer.
Well they named music after beer.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No, the music, the music came first. The beer was
named after the music. Though. Yet I don't decide this stuff.
I would never.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I would have called it something else. I don't even
think ska is a good name for a music genre.
It sounds like a word. They didn't finish writing what
I was thinking. Don't you want to call it scapper
scappy or scars? Yeah, scad something that's just three letters.
It seems lazy.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It is lazy what it is?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
This was a really popular song in the nineties. It's
in the song clueless. Do you know what this is
a song about? No, this is a song about getting AIDS?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
O fun you get it.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
In the nineties, this was in all these teens sitcoms,
and they'd play it on MTV and then they asked
the lead singer, what's the song about?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He said, aids.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Years later, years later, the lead singer of this band
became the announcer on the TV show Jimmy Kimmel Live.
He was there for over twenty years. He refused to
get the COVID vaccine. After decades of friendship, Jimmy Kimmel
fired him with no explanation.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, we did explain, he just didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, and now and now look at look at it,
look at look at where we are now. Yeah, nobody
wants the COVID vaccine now.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
The Babylon Bee has followed up Madami's election in New
York City with this announcement. Yeah that Dammy has already
announced that he plans to blame racism after his policies
fail miserably, which they will, oh for sure. And then
you know who's fault it will be it's racism. Yeah,
(10:51):
people real mean to me, that's how it's.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Going to work, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So the people in New York City are going to
have to start making some changes.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I think that's obvious. We all realize that it's about
to get bad there.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's going to turn into a Third world hellhole, which
means odds are if you're a resident of New York City,
you're gonna have to change your name to a mad
Max style post apocalyptic name.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, I've come up with some. Uh let's say Billy
D for example.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Maybe you could be uh scrap Jaw Billy Ed, Scrap Jael, Yeah,
scrap Jaw Yeah. Boom Boom Juice, Mister Kenneth, tire Fire,
Mister Oh, I want to be Boomjuice, Spike Dust Steve.
That would be cool for me. I really, there's so
many different ideas. Fume Snorter, Kenny Grave Lord Kenny, Dune
(11:39):
Buggy Kenny, I don't know. The possibilities are endless. Kenny
the throttle guzzle Webster, who knows so many cool names.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You could come up. You don't want to be the Lifter.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well, Gunner's strong Arm is a great name, but it
doesn't seem Gunner's strong Arm seems too inspiring.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We need something more. You know that's true. You'd be
wasting it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, it's got to be darker, more Macob, you know
what I mean. Tro Knucklehead Kenny, that'd be a cool one,
see you knuckle anyway, pick your mad Max style post
apocalyptic name now, before all the good ones are taken,
feel free to email them to us.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
We'd love to hear your suggestions.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It would be fun to watch all these New Yorkers
who were celebrating last night and this morning. Yeah, we
sent a message to the Republicans, wecent, a message to America.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, we kicked ass. We got our guy.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And six months from now, Yeah, you think they're gonna
be jumping up and down and shouting and putting their
arms in the air going whooo are They're gonna be
miserable beyond belief, which is communism.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Bro, I kind have told you this would happen. The
market does not like Zorhan Nasdac down today, Dow Jones
down today, s and P five hundred are all just
the futures at this point because it doesn't open for hours, right,
it's the future. Yeah, but that's all they've got to
go on. Yeah, last night's election. No, they do not
like this. Wow, that's weird. A socialist, a communist Marxist,
(12:59):
took over the economic capital of the United States, and weirdly,
the market took a dip. If you see your four
oh one k go down today, you can thank thirty
year old communists in New York.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
City for that.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Thanks Zorhan Allahu Akbar, Haslam Lankam.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
And of course that's how they want it. No more
middle class. They got the rich millionaires and billionaires running
the show, and everybody else is poor and they're gonna
be happy. Remember the book, You're gonna own nothing and
like it. You're gonna like it. Yeah, that was what
the World Economic Forum said. I'm still my favorite part
(13:36):
of the news cycle today is Zorhan.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Donnie just spent months telling us the Jews, the capitalism billionaires.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You say, Israel, this stuff's bad.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And then a photo of him with Alex Soros hugging
each other.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Hilarious.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What's different about that rich billionaire Jew? Why is he
allowed nothing?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
There's nothing different about it. But all he wrote you
a check. That's it. You're for sale. You're a whore.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Bend over spread your cheeks, buddy, You go get the
petroleum jelly, zor hunt. Hey, zora On Alex wants to
turn with you. Ah, you know, I know you agreed
to this. Grab your ankles, Boba, It's time to give
it up. Squeal like a peg, little buddy.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
In the meantime, in other elections that didn't get a
lot of attention for some reason, Detroit elected Mary Sheffield,
making history is the first woman mayor of Detroit. Motaw
isn't that what they go?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Motive?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, well Motown's and neighborhood cars there, yeah, motor. I
went to Motown once and it wasn't much. It's just like, look,
you know, when you're in Tanglewood and.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You see aly a music thing, you know, but it
ain't about the music, is it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know the houses in Tanglewood that looked like they
were there before all the Saudi Royalty.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
All of those these squatty little homes that were perfectly
fine back in the seventies eighties, and now they're just
in shadows because they tore down the ones on both
sides and they built these monstrosities three stories high.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We have this neighborhood in Houston, for those that don't
know what we're talking about, called Tanglewood, and back in
the day it was a suburb where zz Tops started
as a garage band, and now it is where wealthy
people from India and the Mideast go to build a mansion.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's right down the street from here.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And these are some big houses, they're huge, but there's
still a few of the old houses in the neighborhood,
just little one story houses, and they're cute whatever. That's
kind of what Motown looks like. It's just a regular house.
They put a recording studio in it. It was nice
at the time, and now it doesn't look like much.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Well Motown. There's also the overall general nickname for Detroit.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I didn't know that. I thought it was just the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I don't chose what I make motors there, Oh cars Detroit.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
See how that works. I'm a little embarrassed. I never
put that together till right now.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I like that when you go, oh, yeah, well, at
least I'm not a liar.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know. I didn't expect you to lie. Nobody did.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I could have pretended to know what le People accuse
you of lying all the time because you're quite defensive
about it.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Now, well, there's a lot of people in the media
that lie, and and I'm in the media.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yes, is that true?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I could have lied about knowing what Bosh was impress
all the Bosh viewers.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I didn't want to lie about that. Yeah, you wouldn't
have been able to do that because you're pretty quick. Thanks,
Billy had.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
This stuff smade in New York City.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
New York City in a rope, Walton and Johnson
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