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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of your rehearsal sections.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm trying to come up with good names for the band,
like Abracadaver. That's pretty good, right, Yeah, I liked it,
The Mentors of Flatulens.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That's a good name, right. What is Billy Had gonna
be in your band? Billy Had? Would you be interested?
What if you named it Dad?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'd have to be wouldn't It would be an alternative
rock band, you know that's what I'm into.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Are you down with that?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Man? That's my That's my go to right there. That's
my jams one. How about this one? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I left my penis in San Francisco and oh and
then we could do cover songs of bands like King Missile.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Detachable. Yeah, you remember the Detachable Penis song? Could forget that?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Now that I've had this stupid idea, I can't stop
thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Instead, if I left my penis san Francisco, left San
Francisco without my penis, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's just you know, turn it around.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
She wanted me to be a liberal here, everything to
be turned around, didn't he?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What's up with that? Mister Kenneth.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
By the way, you don't have to watch this futures anymore,
because the stock market opened about two and a half
minutes the go and now is up about fifty and
then now it's back down about thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
So they still trying to find their way. They're not
sure exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
What to make out all this economic news, this new
new election news.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
All this other kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
But remember one I told you about Micron technology and
then similar conductors like a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, you really called it on that, mister. What's the news?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Micron just up this morning nine dollars of share? Just well,
of course, now if you want to go back three months,
like when I first told you about it, it would
have cost you about one hundred dollars a share, and
now it's a two hundred and.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Thirty. I'm thinking there's ai. Microchip things are really going
to be the future. It is starting to.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Become talked about in general terms as though something big
might be coming.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know, belly and you can't dip those chips in ranch,
it's not going to taste good. Whose chips? What microchips?
And retire my microortchip? Oh you can't do that, nah,
it'd probably kill you. Plus the rare earth minerals would
be a waste of money.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, boy, President Joe Biden, former President Joe Biden, former
whatever he was, Pino Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Former President Joe Biden. Again. I like hearing that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think he was the Pino president and name only
was spotted dining out in Northern Virginia earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He's eighty two.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now he's surrounded by secret Service and he looked dead.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He was like a corpse walking round. They worse than
when he was president.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Tasty, pale, white, just stumbling around like almost as though
he had some kind of a marital age shoved somewhere.
He couldn't walk straight. It's just something about him. And then,
not to be outdone, the other guy that doesn't look
good is John Cornyn. Have you seen John Cornyn?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh, he's having a tough go of it. You professionally, sure, yeah, professionally.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But also he looks sick and weak and like everybody
that I know that's been around him in Austin or
DC recently, he said, there's just he's just not healthy.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know why he's up for reelection.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, he probably ought take care of himself before he
tries to take care of Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah. Well, unfortunately he's been taking care of Texas for
a little too long, a little too wrong too. Yeah,
it's not working well with us.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I would have not expected this from Deborah Messing, being
a Hollywood type and all, but she is not a
big fan of the mayor elect of New York City
New York City. At first, she kind of played it
down a little bit. She took part in early voting
last week, shared a post that she cast her ballot
for Cuomo with these reasons, we need somebody with experience.
(03:32):
Our city is massive and complex, and we need somebody
who's well, I guess somebody right now who's thirty three
years old, who's never held a real job, who missed
eighty percent of his votes. So when he was a councilman,
perhaps more experience, but not now for Mondami. But then
yesterday on election day, Deborah Messing, you know Will and Grace.
(03:54):
If you don't know who I'm talking about, she I
didn't know, Billie. Did you know who he was talking about?
Deborah Messing of Will and Grace, She was Grace. She
is Jewish and a staunch advocate for Israel. She shared
about a dozen Instagram stories besmirching mister Mumdami. Her uh
(04:16):
just anger appears to be directed at his pro Palestine rhetoric.
Uh and of course Cuomo being a supporter of Israel,
or at least you know he says.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So we don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
But she posted all of these things on Instagram and
people are now coming back at her for it. She
also posted a video of an influencer calling Mam Dami
Osama ben Mandami. She didn't have any comment when they
reached out to her. Social media critics called out the
(04:46):
islamiphobic nature of some of Deborah Messing's posts. If you
disagree with a Catholic or a Baptist over some of
their religious teachings, yeah, then you're just a person with
a different opinion. If you disagree with a Muslim over
(05:06):
East Lama, anything Islamic, you're an Islamophobic and you got
to stop doing that immediately.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well what can we do about that?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Just to embrace Islam and everything will be fine, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All you need to do.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm curious, Now, where do the Methodists stand on this?
We can criticize them, right, well, yeah, yeah, obviously Methodist Methodists,
So come on, all right, check this out while we're
talking about New York in the election last night. Nicole
male attack Is is a congresswoman from York, New York's
eleventh district, which is Staten Island parts of southern Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
She's a Republican.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hard to believe, but yes, there is a person in
Congress from the New York City area. Weird well, Staten
Island is, you know, somewhat conservative. She's on CNN last
night with Ram Emmanuel and Anderson Cooper doing live election
coverage and she said something just embarrassing here. She said,
I think we need to move a little more to
the middle when it comes to the ice raids and
(06:06):
the She said, I think it's something we need to
learn from tonight. This is not what people want. The
President did secure the border, but he's deporting.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Too many people. Really, we're gonna lose the Latino votes.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
She said, they didn't let too many in when Biden
was running the show, but they're making too many leave.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, I'm not I'm not going with debt. Guys.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
This election last night, which was about the New Jersey governor,
the Virginia governor, and the mayor in New York City
is not a litmus test for the rest of America.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
There's not. We are not the rest of America communities.
Those are blue states. They already are.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yes, Virginia had a Republican governor. Virginia always elects whichever
governor whichever party just lost the presidential election. That's and
they get one term. The commonwealth is what that's what
they call it in Virginia is a strange place that
doesn't get discussed enough because it's right next to d C.
So it's overshadowed. The politics of Washington, DC overshadow across
(07:04):
the border.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Into the state because it's just right there. Many of
the workers that work in Washington, d C go home
to Virginia.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But in Virginia, the governor gets one term and one
term only, and then the governor is almost always a
member of whatever party just lost the presidency. So most
people knew that even with Jay Jones being an advocate
for murdering kids and being the attorney general on that ticket,
the Democrats are probably.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Still going to win. That's how it worked out last night.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So if you think that this is proof that we
need to stop enforcing laws, I got to ask you
know who's paying you who's telling you to say this?
How much money are you getting from the Democrat establishment
to go out and make that point?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
And are they willing to cut us in? I mean,
you know, change this show tomorrow if the money's right,
you know. Okay, how much would it cost for us
to sell out? I don't know how much. I mean,
everybody's got their price. How much you want to sell out?
And then we gotta how much has he won? How
much do you? How much am I gonna get? It's
gonna be up there. It's gonna be pretty pricey. I'm
(08:06):
thinking hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hundreds, that's it. But yeah, I feel like we could
get way more than that. This is a pretty big
radio show.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Maybe some of them Omaha steaks too, throw those in, man,
that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Omaha stakes that we can get those of the promo code.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh yeah, that's right. We don't need a government for that. No,
we need to scrowd a god, but we don't take
care of myself.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is kind of like that time we played that game.
How much money would someone have to pay you to
have sex with the dude? What would it take more
more money for you to sell out? Politically or more
money for you to have gay sex. Billy, that's a
damn good question. Umber Happy guys.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Number one, great job.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
We're tending to be unbiased when we all know full well,
but you're a closet comedy gotta run Number one Fan
Wolton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Halloween costume to work If you're gonna get laid off
that day, you're gonna get laid ware laid off like
you show you know what with the economy and what
time of year it is. You know, you get all
dressed up like Darth Maul and then they, you know, Scott,
come in here real quick or we're gonna need you
empty out your desk.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
We all agree your costume's great. No, you look.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Amazing and maybe they'd be scared to fire doroth male.
Are you gonna wear that all the time? Oh no, yeah,
you found out that's the only thing that's saving you
from getting fired. You go to work like the red
faced demon every day?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Mmmmmm not good.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, anyway, Greeting's kids, we still got a lot more
show to go because we have to.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
They passed to stay here till ten am Central time.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
We'll just chat with each other. How about that weather.
Uh no, no, I have something better than that. Okay,
We now take you to Hopkinsville, Kentucky, where something a
little unusual happened. Imagine ordering medical supplies on the internet.
It happens, and instead of receiving them, you get dead
body parts.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Cool which parts?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
This woman got a Halloween surprise when she opened her
delivery of medical supplies and found two human arms and
four fingers packed on ice.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Wow a report today from That's good Halloween right there.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, Christian County corner Scott Daniel told WSMV. He said,
I think anybody this time year would have said it
was a hoax, but it was it. It was very real.
The woman called nine to one one about the delivery.
The police called Daniel out to collect the cadaver pieces.
It turns out the package was supposed to go to
a medical training facility, but it wasn't delivered by one
of the major carriers.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It was sent by a private courier.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Did she play with them before they got there? You know,
like take the arms out and yeah, like hug your
kids with the with the extra arms.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It'd be fun, man, That's not a bad idea, Billy.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, people would love that the police confirmed that the
mix up was well, it was a mix up, and
they sorted it out. The woman eventually got her medical
supplies that she ordered wasn't quite what she shouldn't want
the fingers, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
No nobody give her the finger.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
The worst part about this is probably once in a while,
knowing that this has happened means it's happened before, right,
and knowing that there are people out there who have sick,
perverted fetishes. There is a chance somebody received a box
full of human body parts and they didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Call the police. Woo, not as creepy.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Now you're starting to think about that song I was
playing before, aren't you detachable? Everything?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The medical training facility got their body parts for whatever experiments.
Mad scientists use these sort of things for these days,
And that woman got her medical equipment and always well.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Or was it I don't know, Hey, guy, way, he's
probably fine.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So quickly remedied the situation and everything's back to good.
As they say, the dead body parts went where they
were supposed to go eventually, and she got what she needed,
so every about as happy.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Mmmm. And what did we learn? Kids? Did we learn?
We didn't really don't learn much. What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Where you see people have to actually learning from their
mistakes or from from somebody else's mistakes. And history they say,
if you if you learn from history, you wouldn't do
that again. But we keep doing this stuff. Yeah, no,
I just keep repeating dumb ass crap all the time.
I feel like I've learned a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You know, Oh have you sure? Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
How's that love life going, Guinny? Well, that's what I
learned is don't try to find love. Don't have a
love life.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, yeah, just give up on it. You know, you're
you're apparently just too hard to love. I've been really
productive lately. I've been turning around doing stand up comedy.
I've been producing music. Darting your own band, I mean,
that's that's pretty cool. Yeah, I know, I just did
that a few minutes ago. I already got the whole
band together. Yeah, I already have a bassist, a guitarist,
Actually have a guitarist and a drummer. But that's kind
of all you need. Would you get for drumming? My buddy,
my my strength training coach Tony?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh okay, I hope he doesn't break the drums, dude,
he's really strong.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, he's like it's like having Bam Bam played drums.
It's like just guys got like arms is steel dude.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's crazy. You know, writing for the Houston Chronicle and
all that.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I have found when you stop thinking with that body part,
you can get a lot of things to ever really productive.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
How about that most people waiting until they're in their
sixties or seventies to come to that realization.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You're early. Yeah, I really am. I always am.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm known for being on time early, or maybe too
soon at the very least. All right question for you today, kids.
We're doing a study here on some of the bizarre
things happening in college campuses around the country and around
our state. And we have found at the University of
Texas they have porn in the classes. Hell yeah, yeah.
They have this class about what triggers a woman to
(13:38):
climax stimulation of the littoral clay or stimulation of the
adginal vey spot jay or irvicle emulations. Stay, oh, you
get up, big leg. I know, I'm terrible. Well's tired
with some of these big words. Anyway, they have this
class that's gone viral now and in the Psy three
(13:59):
six it's basically just a class on how to teach
how to instruct somebody to give a woman U a
very like that scene and when Harry met Sally, but
a real one.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, And that's a that's a college course you could
take now, and a tax payer funded institute in our state.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It speaks poorly of you heterosexual men, doesn't it that
you have to be you have to be trained in
that because you just you didn't figure it out on
your own.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, it's weird about that. I was offended that they
were teaching a class about something that doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
The mythological spot on a woman that will solve all
her problems.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Sure, yeah, that exists. Sure, it's called the girls Spot.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They have a slide show that they showed a high
school to college kids, college kids. It says what triggers
organs or or yeah that.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
In a woman? Yeah, you gaziblums there, and.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Then it teaches you how to do it with various
body parts. And I look, I think it's great that
that you know that women can do that, and that
there's a scientif I've got explanation for it, but why is.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
That a college class? Do you think, well, why is
Taylor Swift music a college class? Because somebody doesn't want
to get a job. That's right, somebody wants to finish
college and just things like.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Math and biology. It's too hard. Nobody wants to take
hard classes like that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, No, they don't have a class for men like that.
It's just for women. Yeah, they didn't have that for
the dudes. I don't think you need to teach it
to dudes. Did anybody ever need to explain it to
you guys?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, No, I just knew praline wishes somebody had. I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh no, what mister mister Kenneth, excuse me, that's terrible. Hey,
when we get back, we have a lot going on,
a lot coming up here in the next hour. We're
gonna get gay for space, and we have celebrity birthdays
today in history, so much on the way. We're gonna
fill your brain with useless information. You're gonna feel like
you went to a publicly funded state university.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, you're not gonna find your wife at the bar,
you know, but you're you're not gonna find your wife
on a dating and you're not going to find your
wife through a day job. And you're not going to
find your wife by like joining a run club or
having a hobby. And I'll tell you why. It's because
you are a gay man.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
One of your rehearsal sections.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm trying to come up with good names for the band,
like Abracadaver. That's pretty good, right, Yeah, I liked it,
The Mentors of Flatulens.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That's a good name, right. What is Billy Had gonna
be in your band? Billy Had? Would you be interested?
What if you named it Dad?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'd have to be wouldn't It would be an alternative
rock band, you know that's what I'm into.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Are you down with that?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Man? That's my That's my go to right there. That's
my jams one. How about this one? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I left my penis in San Francisco and oh and
then we could do cover songs of bands like King Missile.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Detachable. Yeah, you remember the Detachable Penis song? Could forget that?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Now that I've had this stupid idea, I can't stop
thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Instead, if I left my penis san Francisco, left San
Francisco without my penis, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's just you know, turn it around.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
She wanted me to be a liberal here, everything to
be turned around, didn't he?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What's up with that? Mister Kenneth.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
By the way, you don't have to watch this futures anymore,
because the stock market opened about two and a half
minutes the go and now is up about fifty and
then now it's back down about thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
So they still trying to find their way. They're not
sure exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
What to make out all this economic news, this new
new election news.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
All this other kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
But remember one I told you about Micron technology and
then similar conductors like a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, you really called it on that, mister. What's the news?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Micron just up this morning nine dollars of share? Just well,
of course, now if you want to go back three months,
like when I first told you about it, it would
have cost you about one hundred dollars a share, and
now it's a two hundred and.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Thirty. I'm thinking there's ai. Microchip things are really going
to be the future. It is starting to.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Become talked about in general terms as though something big
might be coming.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know, belly and you can't dip those chips in ranch,
it's not going to taste good. Whose chips? What microchips?
And retire my microortchip? Oh you can't do that, nah,
it'd probably kill you. Plus the rare earth minerals would
be a waste of money.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, boy, President Joe Biden, former President Joe Biden, former
whatever he was, Pino Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Former President Joe Biden. Again. I like hearing that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think he was the Pino president and name only
was spotted dining out in Northern Virginia earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He's eighty two.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now he's surrounded by secret Service and he looked dead.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He was like a corpse walking round. They worse than
when he was president.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Tasty, pale, white, just stumbling around like almost as though
he had some kind of a marital age shoved somewhere.
He couldn't walk straight. It's just something about him. And then,
not to be outdone, the other guy that doesn't look
good is John Cornyn. Have you seen John Cornyn?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh, he's having a tough go of it. You professionally, sure, yeah, professionally.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But also he looks sick and weak and like everybody
that I know that's been around him in Austin or
DC recently, he said, there's just he's just not healthy.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know why he's up for reelection.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, he probably ought take care of himself before he
tries to take care of Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah. Well, unfortunately he's been taking care of Texas for
a little too long, a little too wrong too. Yeah,
it's not working well with us.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I would have not expected this from Deborah Messing, being
a Hollywood type and all, but she is not a
big fan of the mayor elect of New York City
New York City. At first, she kind of played it
down a little bit. She took part in early voting
last week, shared a post that she cast her ballot
for Cuomo with these reasons, we need somebody with experience.
(03:32):
Our city is massive and complex, and we need somebody
who's well, I guess somebody right now who's thirty three
years old, who's never held a real job, who missed
eighty percent of his votes. So when he was a councilman,
perhaps more experience, but not now for Mondami. But then
yesterday on election day, Deborah Messing, you know Will and Grace.
(03:54):
If you don't know who I'm talking about, she I
didn't know, Billie. Did you know who he was talking about?
Deborah Messing of Will and Grace, She was Grace. She
is Jewish and a staunch advocate for Israel. She shared
about a dozen Instagram stories besmirching mister Mumdami. Her uh
(04:16):
just anger appears to be directed at his pro Palestine rhetoric.
Uh and of course Cuomo being a supporter of Israel,
or at least you know he says.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So we don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
But she posted all of these things on Instagram and
people are now coming back at her for it. She
also posted a video of an influencer calling Mam Dami
Osama ben Mandami. She didn't have any comment when they
reached out to her. Social media critics called out the
(04:46):
islamiphobic nature of some of Deborah Messing's posts. If you
disagree with a Catholic or a Baptist over some of
their religious teachings, yeah, then you're just a person with
a different opinion. If you disagree with a Muslim over
(05:06):
East Lama, anything Islamic, you're an Islamophobic and you got
to stop doing that immediately.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well what can we do about that?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Just to embrace Islam and everything will be fine, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All you need to do.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm curious, Now, where do the Methodists stand on this?
We can criticize them, right, well, yeah, yeah, obviously Methodist Methodists,
So come on, all right, check this out while we're
talking about New York in the election last night. Nicole
male attack Is is a congresswoman from York, New York's
eleventh district, which is Staten Island parts of southern Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
She's a Republican.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hard to believe, but yes, there is a person in
Congress from the New York City area. Weird well, Staten
Island is, you know, somewhat conservative. She's on CNN last
night with Ram Emmanuel and Anderson Cooper doing live election
coverage and she said something just embarrassing here. She said,
I think we need to move a little more to
the middle when it comes to the ice raids and
(06:06):
the She said, I think it's something we need to
learn from tonight. This is not what people want. The
President did secure the border, but he's deporting.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Too many people. Really, we're gonna lose the Latino votes.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
She said, they didn't let too many in when Biden
was running the show, but they're making too many leave.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, I'm not I'm not going with debt. Guys.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
This election last night, which was about the New Jersey governor,
the Virginia governor, and the mayor in New York City
is not a litmus test for the rest of America.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
There's not. We are not the rest of America communities.
Those are blue states. They already are.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yes, Virginia had a Republican governor. Virginia always elects whichever
governor whichever party just lost the presidential election. That's and
they get one term. The commonwealth is what that's what
they call it in Virginia is a strange place that
doesn't get discussed enough because it's right next to d C.
So it's overshadowed. The politics of Washington, DC overshadow across
(07:04):
the border.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Into the state because it's just right there. Many of
the workers that work in Washington, d C go home
to Virginia.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But in Virginia, the governor gets one term and one
term only, and then the governor is almost always a
member of whatever party just lost the presidency. So most
people knew that even with Jay Jones being an advocate
for murdering kids and being the attorney general on that ticket,
the Democrats are probably.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Still going to win. That's how it worked out last night.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So if you think that this is proof that we
need to stop enforcing laws, I got to ask you
know who's paying you who's telling you to say this?
How much money are you getting from the Democrat establishment
to go out and make that point?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
And are they willing to cut us in? I mean,
you know, change this show tomorrow if the money's right,
you know. Okay, how much would it cost for us
to sell out? I don't know how much. I mean,
everybody's got their price. How much you want to sell out?
And then we gotta how much has he won? How
much do you? How much am I gonna get? It's
gonna be up there. It's gonna be pretty pricey. I'm
(08:06):
thinking hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hundreds, that's it. But yeah, I feel like we could
get way more than that. This is a pretty big
radio show.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Maybe some of them Omaha steaks too, throw those in, man,
that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Omaha stakes that we can get those of the promo code.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh yeah, that's right. We don't need a government for that. No,
we need to scrowd a god, but we don't take
care of myself.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is kind of like that time we played that game.
How much money would someone have to pay you to
have sex with the dude? What would it take more
more money for you to sell out? Politically or more
money for you to have gay sex. Billy, that's a
damn good question. Umber Happy guys.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Number one, great job.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
We're tending to be unbiased when we all know full well,
but you're a closet comedy gotta run Number one Fan
Wolton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Halloween costume to work If you're gonna get laid off
that day, you're gonna get laid ware laid off like
you show you know what with the economy and what
time of year it is. You know, you get all
dressed up like Darth Maul and then they, you know, Scott,
come in here real quick or we're gonna need you
empty out your desk.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
We all agree your costume's great. No, you look.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Amazing and maybe they'd be scared to fire doroth male.
Are you gonna wear that all the time? Oh no, yeah,
you found out that's the only thing that's saving you
from getting fired. You go to work like the red
faced demon every day?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Mmmmmm not good.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, anyway, Greeting's kids, we still got a lot more
show to go because we have to.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
They passed to stay here till ten am Central time.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
We'll just chat with each other. How about that weather.
Uh no, no, I have something better than that. Okay,
We now take you to Hopkinsville, Kentucky, where something a
little unusual happened. Imagine ordering medical supplies on the internet.
It happens, and instead of receiving them, you get dead
body parts.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Cool which parts?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
This woman got a Halloween surprise when she opened her
delivery of medical supplies and found two human arms and
four fingers packed on ice.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Wow a report today from That's good Halloween right there.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, Christian County corner Scott Daniel told WSMV. He said,
I think anybody this time year would have said it
was a hoax, but it was it. It was very real.
The woman called nine to one one about the delivery.
The police called Daniel out to collect the cadaver pieces.
It turns out the package was supposed to go to
a medical training facility, but it wasn't delivered by one
of the major carriers.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It was sent by a private courier.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Did she play with them before they got there? You know,
like take the arms out and yeah, like hug your
kids with the with the extra arms.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It'd be fun, man, That's not a bad idea, Billy.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, people would love that the police confirmed that the
mix up was well, it was a mix up, and
they sorted it out. The woman eventually got her medical
supplies that she ordered wasn't quite what she shouldn't want
the fingers, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
No nobody give her the finger.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
The worst part about this is probably once in a while,
knowing that this has happened means it's happened before, right,
and knowing that there are people out there who have sick,
perverted fetishes. There is a chance somebody received a box
full of human body parts and they didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Call the police. Woo, not as creepy.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Now you're starting to think about that song I was
playing before, aren't you detachable? Everything?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The medical training facility got their body parts for whatever experiments.
Mad scientists use these sort of things for these days,
And that woman got her medical equipment and always well.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Or was it I don't know, Hey, guy, way, he's
probably fine.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So quickly remedied the situation and everything's back to good.
As they say, the dead body parts went where they
were supposed to go eventually, and she got what she needed,
so every about as happy.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Mmmm. And what did we learn? Kids? Did we learn?
We didn't really don't learn much. What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Where you see people have to actually learning from their
mistakes or from from somebody else's mistakes. And history they say,
if you if you learn from history, you wouldn't do
that again. But we keep doing this stuff. Yeah, no,
I just keep repeating dumb ass crap all the time.
I feel like I've learned a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You know, Oh have you sure? Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
How's that love life going, Guinny? Well, that's what I
learned is don't try to find love. Don't have a
love life.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, yeah, just give up on it. You know, you're
you're apparently just too hard to love. I've been really
productive lately. I've been turning around doing stand up comedy.
I've been producing music. Darting your own band, I mean,
that's that's pretty cool. Yeah, I know, I just did
that a few minutes ago. I already got the whole
band together. Yeah, I already have a bassist, a guitarist,
Actually have a guitarist and a drummer. But that's kind
of all you need. Would you get for drumming? My buddy,
my my strength training coach Tony?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh okay, I hope he doesn't break the drums, dude,
he's really strong.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, he's like it's like having Bam Bam played drums.
It's like just guys got like arms is steel dude.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's crazy. You know, writing for the Houston Chronicle and
all that.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I have found when you stop thinking with that body part,
you can get a lot of things to ever really productive.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
How about that most people waiting until they're in their
sixties or seventies to come to that realization.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You're early. Yeah, I really am. I always am.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm known for being on time early, or maybe too
soon at the very least. All right question for you today, kids.
We're doing a study here on some of the bizarre
things happening in college campuses around the country and around
our state. And we have found at the University of
Texas they have porn in the classes. Hell yeah, yeah.
They have this class about what triggers a woman to
(13:38):
climax stimulation of the littoral clay or stimulation of the
adginal vey spot jay or irvicle emulations. Stay, oh, you
get up, big leg. I know, I'm terrible. Well's tired
with some of these big words. Anyway, they have this
class that's gone viral now and in the Psy three
(13:59):
six it's basically just a class on how to teach
how to instruct somebody to give a woman U a
very like that scene and when Harry met Sally, but
a real one.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, And that's a that's a college course you could
take now, and a tax payer funded institute in our state.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It speaks poorly of you heterosexual men, doesn't it that
you have to be you have to be trained in
that because you just you didn't figure it out on
your own.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, it's weird about that. I was offended that they
were teaching a class about something that doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
The mythological spot on a woman that will solve all
her problems.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Sure, yeah, that exists. Sure, it's called the girls Spot.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They have a slide show that they showed a high
school to college kids, college kids. It says what triggers
organs or or yeah that.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
In a woman? Yeah, you gaziblums there, and.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Then it teaches you how to do it with various
body parts. And I look, I think it's great that
that you know that women can do that, and that
there's a scientif I've got explanation for it, but why is.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
That a college class? Do you think, well, why is
Taylor Swift music a college class? Because somebody doesn't want
to get a job. That's right, somebody wants to finish
college and just things like.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Math and biology. It's too hard. Nobody wants to take
hard classes like that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, No, they don't have a class for men like that.
It's just for women. Yeah, they didn't have that for
the dudes. I don't think you need to teach it
to dudes. Did anybody ever need to explain it to
you guys?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, No, I just knew praline wishes somebody had. I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh no, what mister mister Kenneth, excuse me, that's terrible. Hey,
when we get back, we have a lot going on,
a lot coming up here in the next hour. We're
gonna get gay for space, and we have celebrity birthdays
today in history, so much on the way. We're gonna
fill your brain with useless information. You're gonna feel like
you went to a publicly funded state university.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, you're not gonna find your wife at the bar,
you know, but you're you're not gonna find your wife
on a dating and you're not going to find your
wife through a day job. And you're not going to
find your wife by like joining a run club or
having a hobby. And I'll tell you why. It's because
you are a gay man.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
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