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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Up on any SOB story even if it's not true.
Not just how with the media it only goes one way.
The Department of Homeland Security blasted NBC Bay Area for
a SOB story about the arrest of an undocumented father
at home in San Jose, completely neglecting to mention the
fact that the undocumented father has a rap sheet that
includes lewd and uh yeah, thank you with a child,
(00:24):
battery of a spouse, domestic battery, providing compensation for prostitution
was previously deported. Aten kind of stuff that Democrats usually
say ought not, and yet that guy does it and
they're fine with it. Here's the headline, Federal agent's arrest
undocumented father at home in San Jose. Yeah he was
a pedophile. No, no, we don't want to talk about
all that. Get him the hell out of here, Like
(00:45):
Ice and Trump look bad. That's all disgusting. Yeah, absolutely sick.
You guys would protect these pedophiles. Yeah, they just even
lie to people by telling them the truth and just
telling them half of the truth. We have a word
for people that go out of their way to protect pedophiles.
What do we call I'd call them pedophiles. I'd say
if you're trying to protect pedophiles. I'd put you on
(01:06):
the list of potential pedophiles. All right, Dan, that's a
good reason. That's a pretty good impersonation. Bill yet, Oh
thank you? Yeah, of what you know you were doing
that voice? Uh huh, hey, Billy, it is my voice. Wait,
earlier we told that story about the brawl at Best
Pro Shop in Odessa. Is that like the chuck e
Cheese for white people? Is that I noticed starting to
(01:26):
look like it? Yeah? I noticed that's not the first
fight at a bass pro shop. Chuck e Cheese always
single moms that live in the city. I won't go
into any more depth or detail on that white.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
People will not allowed them chuck e cheese anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is a very specific kind of person that goes to
Chuck E Cheese and I don't and starts fights, right Yeah, yeah,
I think it's because you can get a picture of
beer there. You sure it's not the Kentucky ends that
are causing the problem. I don't know a lot of
people in the email now making fun of the state
of Kentucky and the voters that live there because the
news story earlier this morning. A lot of Kentucky voters
(01:59):
were outraged and went to social media to complain that
their their polling location was closed yesterday when they tried
to vote, and finally they had to explain it to them. Yeah,
we're not voting for anything in Kentucky. That's why the
polls were closed. We're not having an election. It's one
of those years where it's just a few states. So
(02:21):
now people are like, well, look who they voted for
when they are allowed to vote. Governor miser and Mitch McConnell,
and the voters aren't real bright. According to polymarket dot Com,
the odds of Democrats winning the House in the midterms
his sword past seventy percent. Now who's going to win?
The Democrats will take the House. Okay, say they'll take
the House next year. That's not as good odds as
(02:43):
loser Hillary Clinton had. Really, Oh that's right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So let's remember they don't have the slightest idea.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
They're very often quite wrong, and yet, like the weather man,
we still wake up every want to go, well, what
does polsters think now? Is that gonna work out? Even
though they were wrong before? Nobody wrong again? Well, these
aren't pollsters, they're degenerate gamblers. That's what's different about Polymarket.
Poly Market also says there is a sixty three percent
(03:13):
chance Mom, Donnie will what does it say here? Will
freeze the rent to New York City. Do these people
not understand he has no power over that. He's not
the governor. No, the state will run that. Of course,
he might get to tell the governor what to do. Now,
because it's kind of like the mayor of Chicago versus
the governor of Illinois. Isn't the mayor of Chicago a
(03:35):
bigger deal, right? Well, he is, but he has less authority,
but you know, he'll take what he can get. And
it's the same with the situation in New York.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think New.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
York's probably a little different but similar. I don't know
who do you think has more influenced I would have
assumed the governor, But now that I start thinking about it,
maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Illinois Nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The show Boss that was out many years ago was
about the mayor of Chicago and it was it was
Fraser Crane. Kelsey Grammar played there and it was really
good because he was very mean and it was a
drama and he was a very serious person instead of comedy.
All the time, and it was really good. But it
really shined a light on the fact that the mayor
(04:16):
of Chicago runs the state. Yeah pretty much, Yeah, yeah,
I always has. All right, what do you got? Well,
it turns out we have a really good built in excuse.
Now if you maybe forgot to get a wedding gift
for a friend who recently had got married, what with
that ups the airplane exploding? Mm hmm oh looks like
(04:41):
your wedding gift was on that plane. Oh no, oh
my god. That's so smart. And then you don't have
to buy anything, or you can tell him you'll have to,
you know, reorder and it's gonna take forever. That's brilliant, man,
Just a way to look at turning tragedy into less.
Did you just come up with that? No, our emailers
are sending in some really good ideas, and that was
(05:03):
one of them. I can't help but notice Rolling Stone
magazine gave a glaring endorsement for the Zorhan mom Donnie,
and they said in this article, you know there's no
connection between him and nine to eleven or Jahatis terrorism
or anti Semitism. He did not call to globalize the Intifada,
and all of those things are lies by omission. No,
(05:25):
there's no connection between him and nine to eleven. He
was recently photographed with one of the co conspirators of
the nineteen ninety three bombing of the World Trade Center. Right, right,
that's not nine to eleven. It was a different incident, right,
which happened around the time he was what two Right,
So I don't think they can pin it on him.
In an interview, he wouldn't disavow people that said globalize
(05:46):
the Intifada. Right. He hangs out with devout anti Semites.
They say he's not a communist, he's a democratic socialist.
Right have you guys never read the communist manifesto. Socialism
was supposed to be the vehicle to get you to communism.
It was never supposed to be the end goal. No
socialism passing through. It was a way to convert a
capitalist society into a communist society. And I'm starting to
(06:09):
think that Rolling Stone magazine can't be trusted anymore. Oh,
that's right. During the pandemic, they lied about overdose deaths
from ivermectin all over the state of Oklahomad.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Telling you that it was for cowls or something.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And then what was the other thing they did? They
put a terrorist on the cover of their magazine, remember
the Boston marathon bombing gun. I'd probably done it more
than once by now. And then do you remember this
several years ago? You could buy website space on rollingstone
dot com and make it look like you were one
of their bloggers. So if you were a nobody but
you wanted to have clout, just cost you a little
money if you could pay Rolling Stone and then pretend
(06:43):
to be a contributor to their website. Yeah, I didn't
do it, but you could. I didn't do it either,
mister lying by omission though. That's what we were just
talking about. With that other stuff like that illealalien in
the Bay Area. They just tell you who poor father
was arrested by Trump's gestapo. Oh poor father with a
(07:03):
rap sheet of wife beating and pitophilia. Yeah, they didn't
put all that in the news though, did they. Now,
and now we go live to this news reporter who
is apparently having trouble with your newborn.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Baby, Gaylas Ollivan, reporting line from outside my son's bedroom
where he's currently being detained until naptime is over. Now,
this story does involve a minor so I can't release specifics,
but what I can confirm is my son is a
two year old terrorist who held me hostage at the
Olive Garden earlier today. It's important to note the friends
I met there do not have children and likely never
(07:38):
will after witnessing this situation firsthand. This is an active investigation,
but authorities believe the proper precautions were taken. I brought
my son's favorite snacks and even risked judgment from other
moms by bringing an iPad, but not even Cocomelan could
have stopped this meltdown. After several cries demanding quote chit
chu chut ju, good Samaritan waitress miraculously understood it as
(08:03):
the English word ketchup and brought him a bottle. Unfortunately,
her good deed was later punished after he threw a
ketchup covered fork at her. Not all heroes wear capes,
but this one should have worn an apron.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network Harry to common assumptions, a
new study from German scientists, and you know how reliable
they are the.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Most reliable, clearly.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Shows that intermittent fasting time restricted eating with an unchanged
calorie intake does not lead to measurable improvements in metabolic
or cardiovascular parameters. I've been doing it for a long
long time, and it hadn't worked for me. I fast intermittently,
you know, that's they said the best way to do
it usually from like eight at night until sometimes six
(08:49):
or seven o'clock the next morning. Not long enough, and
it's still not working. It says it's supposed to be
anywhere from ten to fourteen hours. Billy ed, well, eight
at night till there's six, it is ten hours. It
is definitely not ten hours. Bially, Well, I guess it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
How do you do math again?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I was thinking that he meant until, never mind, why
are you sleeping for ten hours eight o'clock at night.
I'm not sleeping. I'm just quit eating at eight o'clock
at night. Generally, don't try to eat at ten thirty
eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's just not me.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
But if you do, that's your call, all right. I
guess it is ten hours. But the point is what's
complicated according to this. I don't know if that's long enough.
I don't know if sleeping. Guy, I think you're supposed
to be awake for intermittent fasting, right I thill.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Now they're making up new rules. They didn't say that anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh to the time restricted eating studies and humans have
suggested numerous positive cardio metabolic effects like yeah, yeah, yeah,
improved insulin sensitivity, glucose something something, cholesterol levels lower. Well,
look at me, am I eating right now? No, so
I am fasting again? Here, I am. You've been fasting
since seven thirty. You just ate at two hours ago.
(09:56):
That's a two hour fast. Huh. And I'll probably keep
fasting for a while. So in other words, if you're
one of those fasters and you're not seeing any results,
knock it off. Okay, okay. Tommy mailed he wants to
know why everybody's all worked up over this Muzzy getting
elected to New York City?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Is that insulting?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He wrote, Uzzy, I don't know if we You know,
it's just like a nickname for Muslims.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Huh, I don't. It's not insulting. I don't think no.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I mean, if he didn't, it's all about context. Did
he mean it to be insulted?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
If he didn't mean it to be insulting, then I
think it's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He says. Does does that mean since the Muslims did
they have they conquered New York City? No.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Besides, it's not like anybody in their world would consider
New York to be the symbolic center of America to
the extent that they would have to like destroy it
and blow it up. I mean, after all, Muslim became
mayor of London years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Has the UK suddenly.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Been invaded and overwhelmed by a bunch of Muslims? And
oh never mind, Yeah, the UK find some other email
to read it? Definitely did. You might notice there's a
video on the Internet of an Australian man that's gone
viral saying his name, and the video is over an
hour long. That's because his name is two hundred wait,
(11:18):
two hundred fifty three words long. He is now the
Guinness World record holder for the world's longest name, the
world's longest league. I hope later after the show, at
some point we'll all go watch that video and learn
my name is Lawrence Wilkins. I have the longest.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Personal name in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Well that one very long, enwound and fifty three first names.
So he goes, okay, go ahead, Lawrence alonlois a wicious
of page. It's a minute. It's an hour and four
minutes and one second long long ahead to the bathroom. No,
we won't have that much time.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You're going to play the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No, No, I was just gonna play a few seconds
of it to give you an idea of what he means.
But well, I can name myself every name in the
every name that has ever existed.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's my name.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, but what kind of sounds like that's what he did.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's kind of what I was saying. But if you
go to the government, I don't think you get me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
His name is Lawrence Alon aloys aloisis alfa, j julun a,
lurid a line. It's every word in alphabetical order. Wow,
that's amazing. Well anyway, just take my word for it.
It's really long because it's a lot of words. M
what's the point of doing that? You just want to
be in the book? I think so the Guinness Book
or World Records was all about people in bars who
(12:36):
were having arguments.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's like about the stupidest stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You could imagine. How many chopsticks do you think you
can fit in your nose or whatever, you know, and
then somebody would find out while they were drinking beer, right,
Guinness beer, So Guinness got behind it. Then the mitchell
In restaurant reviews was all about a tire company. Yeah,
they were like, these are confusing. These are places you
can drive in your car with Mitch tires. And you're like, well,
(13:01):
what's what's the point of that? Why did we Why
did we need that? I don't really don't feel like
I don't think we did. I'm sure we didn't need that.
They're like, no, no, no, we needed it. And now
everyone's really mad because Emerald got two Mitchellin stars and
other and then Saint Germain only got one in New Orleans,
which are but one is still pretty good. Most people
don't get any There is a young woman at my
(13:22):
gym who is Indian of Indian descent, and I think
she's Christian or Catholic or something, but that doesn't matter.
She's her family's from India and so she grew up
eating Indian food and she does not like that Indian
restaurant over here down the street that got a Mitchellin star.
So was it mulifer musifers or Musofias or whatever Moose
out front should have said. So she says that Indian
(13:44):
people don't even like it. Now, I'll admit I've eaten
in there. I think it's pretty good. And when I'm
in there, I see other Indian people.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, we've been there all. We all went one time together.
I remember that place. It was pricey.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We went there for a Christmas party, didn't right, and
several years ago, yeah, it was several years ago. A
year for our Christmas party. We picked some new restaurant
in town. We eat there, and then that's our Chris.
It's just everybody from the show. And I wonder as
long as we've been doing that now, probably a decade
or show.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We do it that every year. When when when was
that last year? Order year before?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh, unfortunately you after we picked the date and everything.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
You said you had a previous engagement.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, you said you were busy. Yeah, and we couldn't
move our date, said that had already invitations has already
gone out. So that was several years ago. So then
we just stopped telling you about it. Yeah, you know,
y'all act. I wonder though, if any of the restaurants
that we went to, it's always a new restaurant. Have
any of them gone out of business since we started
doing that, Well, I hope not. That would be a
real sign of I don't know something nothing, probably probably not.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, nothing in particular. I'm sure you know.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
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to love.
Up on any SOB story even if it's not true.
Not just how with the media it only goes one way.
The Department of Homeland Security blasted NBC Bay Area for
a SOB story about the arrest of an undocumented father
at home in San Jose, completely neglecting to mention the
fact that the undocumented father has a rap sheet that
includes lewd and uh yeah, thank you with a child,
(00:24):
battery of a spouse, domestic battery, providing compensation for prostitution
was previously deported. Aten kind of stuff that Democrats usually
say ought not, and yet that guy does it and
they're fine with it. Here's the headline, Federal agent's arrest
undocumented father at home in San Jose. Yeah he was
a pedophile. No, no, we don't want to talk about
all that. Get him the hell out of here, Like
(00:45):
Ice and Trump look bad. That's all disgusting. Yeah, absolutely sick.
You guys would protect these pedophiles. Yeah, they just even
lie to people by telling them the truth and just
telling them half of the truth. We have a word
for people that go out of their way to protect pedophiles.
What do we call I'd call them pedophiles. I'd say
if you're trying to protect pedophiles. I'd put you on
(01:06):
the list of potential pedophiles. All right, Dan, that's a
good reason. That's a pretty good impersonation. Bill yet, Oh
thank you? Yeah, of what you know you were doing
that voice? Uh huh, hey, Billy, it is my voice. Wait,
earlier we told that story about the brawl at Best
Pro Shop in Odessa. Is that like the chuck e
Cheese for white people? Is that I noticed starting to
(01:26):
look like it? Yeah? I noticed that's not the first
fight at a bass pro shop. Chuck e Cheese always
single moms that live in the city. I won't go
into any more depth or detail on that white.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
People will not allowed them chuck e cheese anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is a very specific kind of person that goes to
Chuck E Cheese and I don't and starts fights, right Yeah, yeah,
I think it's because you can get a picture of
beer there. You sure it's not the Kentucky ends that
are causing the problem. I don't know a lot of
people in the email now making fun of the state
of Kentucky and the voters that live there because the
news story earlier this morning. A lot of Kentucky voters
(01:59):
were outraged and went to social media to complain that
their their polling location was closed yesterday when they tried
to vote, and finally they had to explain it to them. Yeah,
we're not voting for anything in Kentucky. That's why the
polls were closed. We're not having an election. It's one
of those years where it's just a few states. So
(02:21):
now people are like, well, look who they voted for
when they are allowed to vote. Governor miser and Mitch McConnell,
and the voters aren't real bright. According to polymarket dot Com,
the odds of Democrats winning the House in the midterms
his sword past seventy percent. Now who's going to win?
The Democrats will take the House. Okay, say they'll take
the House next year. That's not as good odds as
(02:43):
loser Hillary Clinton had. Really, Oh that's right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So let's remember they don't have the slightest idea.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
They're very often quite wrong, and yet, like the weather man,
we still wake up every want to go, well, what
does polsters think now? Is that gonna work out? Even
though they were wrong before? Nobody wrong again? Well, these
aren't pollsters, they're degenerate gamblers. That's what's different about Polymarket.
Poly Market also says there is a sixty three percent
(03:13):
chance Mom, Donnie will what does it say here? Will
freeze the rent to New York City. Do these people
not understand he has no power over that. He's not
the governor. No, the state will run that. Of course,
he might get to tell the governor what to do. Now,
because it's kind of like the mayor of Chicago versus
the governor of Illinois. Isn't the mayor of Chicago a
(03:35):
bigger deal, right? Well, he is, but he has less authority,
but you know, he'll take what he can get. And
it's the same with the situation in New York.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think New.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
York's probably a little different but similar. I don't know
who do you think has more influenced I would have
assumed the governor, But now that I start thinking about it,
maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Illinois Nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The show Boss that was out many years ago was
about the mayor of Chicago and it was it was
Fraser Crane. Kelsey Grammar played there and it was really
good because he was very mean and it was a
drama and he was a very serious person instead of comedy.
All the time, and it was really good. But it
really shined a light on the fact that the mayor
(04:16):
of Chicago runs the state. Yeah pretty much, Yeah, yeah,
I always has. All right, what do you got? Well,
it turns out we have a really good built in excuse.
Now if you maybe forgot to get a wedding gift
for a friend who recently had got married, what with
that ups the airplane exploding? Mm hmm oh looks like
(04:41):
your wedding gift was on that plane. Oh no, oh
my god. That's so smart. And then you don't have
to buy anything, or you can tell him you'll have to,
you know, reorder and it's gonna take forever. That's brilliant, man,
Just a way to look at turning tragedy into less.
Did you just come up with that? No, our emailers
are sending in some really good ideas, and that was
(05:03):
one of them. I can't help but notice Rolling Stone
magazine gave a glaring endorsement for the Zorhan mom Donnie,
and they said in this article, you know there's no
connection between him and nine to eleven or Jahatis terrorism
or anti Semitism. He did not call to globalize the Intifada,
and all of those things are lies by omission. No,
(05:25):
there's no connection between him and nine to eleven. He
was recently photographed with one of the co conspirators of
the nineteen ninety three bombing of the World Trade Center. Right, right,
that's not nine to eleven. It was a different incident, right,
which happened around the time he was what two Right,
So I don't think they can pin it on him.
In an interview, he wouldn't disavow people that said globalize
(05:46):
the Intifada. Right. He hangs out with devout anti Semites.
They say he's not a communist, he's a democratic socialist.
Right have you guys never read the communist manifesto. Socialism
was supposed to be the vehicle to get you to communism.
It was never supposed to be the end goal. No
socialism passing through. It was a way to convert a
capitalist society into a communist society. And I'm starting to
(06:09):
think that Rolling Stone magazine can't be trusted anymore. Oh,
that's right. During the pandemic, they lied about overdose deaths
from ivermectin all over the state of Oklahomad.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Telling you that it was for cowls or something.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And then what was the other thing they did? They
put a terrorist on the cover of their magazine, remember
the Boston marathon bombing gun. I'd probably done it more
than once by now. And then do you remember this
several years ago? You could buy website space on rollingstone
dot com and make it look like you were one
of their bloggers. So if you were a nobody but
you wanted to have clout, just cost you a little
money if you could pay Rolling Stone and then pretend
(06:43):
to be a contributor to their website. Yeah, I didn't
do it, but you could. I didn't do it either,
mister lying by omission though. That's what we were just
talking about. With that other stuff like that illealalien in
the Bay Area. They just tell you who poor father
was arrested by Trump's gestapo. Oh poor father with a
(07:03):
rap sheet of wife beating and pitophilia. Yeah, they didn't
put all that in the news though, did they. Now,
and now we go live to this news reporter who
is apparently having trouble with your newborn.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Baby, Gaylas Ollivan, reporting line from outside my son's bedroom
where he's currently being detained until naptime is over. Now,
this story does involve a minor so I can't release specifics,
but what I can confirm is my son is a
two year old terrorist who held me hostage at the
Olive Garden earlier today. It's important to note the friends
I met there do not have children and likely never
(07:38):
will after witnessing this situation firsthand. This is an active investigation,
but authorities believe the proper precautions were taken. I brought
my son's favorite snacks and even risked judgment from other
moms by bringing an iPad, but not even Cocomelan could
have stopped this meltdown. After several cries demanding quote chit
chu chut ju, good Samaritan waitress miraculously understood it as
(08:03):
the English word ketchup and brought him a bottle. Unfortunately,
her good deed was later punished after he threw a
ketchup covered fork at her. Not all heroes wear capes,
but this one should have worn an apron.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network Harry to common assumptions, a
new study from German scientists, and you know how reliable
they are the.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Most reliable, clearly.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Shows that intermittent fasting time restricted eating with an unchanged
calorie intake does not lead to measurable improvements in metabolic
or cardiovascular parameters. I've been doing it for a long
long time, and it hadn't worked for me. I fast intermittently,
you know, that's they said the best way to do
it usually from like eight at night until sometimes six
(08:49):
or seven o'clock the next morning. Not long enough, and
it's still not working. It says it's supposed to be
anywhere from ten to fourteen hours. Billy ed, well, eight
at night till there's six, it is ten hours. It
is definitely not ten hours. Bially, Well, I guess it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
How do you do math again?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I was thinking that he meant until, never mind, why
are you sleeping for ten hours eight o'clock at night.
I'm not sleeping. I'm just quit eating at eight o'clock
at night. Generally, don't try to eat at ten thirty
eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's just not me.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
But if you do, that's your call, all right. I
guess it is ten hours. But the point is what's
complicated according to this. I don't know if that's long enough.
I don't know if sleeping. Guy, I think you're supposed
to be awake for intermittent fasting, right I thill.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Now they're making up new rules. They didn't say that anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh to the time restricted eating studies and humans have
suggested numerous positive cardio metabolic effects like yeah, yeah, yeah,
improved insulin sensitivity, glucose something something, cholesterol levels lower. Well,
look at me, am I eating right now? No, so
I am fasting again? Here, I am. You've been fasting
since seven thirty. You just ate at two hours ago.
(09:56):
That's a two hour fast. Huh. And I'll probably keep
fasting for a while. So in other words, if you're
one of those fasters and you're not seeing any results,
knock it off. Okay, okay. Tommy mailed he wants to
know why everybody's all worked up over this Muzzy getting
elected to New York City?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Is that insulting?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He wrote, Uzzy, I don't know if we You know,
it's just like a nickname for Muslims.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Huh, I don't. It's not insulting. I don't think no.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I mean, if he didn't, it's all about context. Did
he mean it to be insulted?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
If he didn't mean it to be insulting, then I
think it's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He says. Does does that mean since the Muslims did
they have they conquered New York City? No.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Besides, it's not like anybody in their world would consider
New York to be the symbolic center of America to
the extent that they would have to like destroy it
and blow it up. I mean, after all, Muslim became
mayor of London years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Has the UK suddenly.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Been invaded and overwhelmed by a bunch of Muslims? And
oh never mind, Yeah, the UK find some other email
to read it? Definitely did. You might notice there's a
video on the Internet of an Australian man that's gone
viral saying his name, and the video is over an
hour long. That's because his name is two hundred wait,
(11:18):
two hundred fifty three words long. He is now the
Guinness World record holder for the world's longest name, the
world's longest league. I hope later after the show, at
some point we'll all go watch that video and learn
my name is Lawrence Wilkins. I have the longest.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Personal name in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Well that one very long, enwound and fifty three first names.
So he goes, okay, go ahead, Lawrence alonlois a wicious
of page. It's a minute. It's an hour and four
minutes and one second long long ahead to the bathroom. No,
we won't have that much time.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You're going to play the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No, No, I was just gonna play a few seconds
of it to give you an idea of what he means.
But well, I can name myself every name in the
every name that has ever existed.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's my name.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, but what kind of sounds like that's what he did.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's kind of what I was saying. But if you
go to the government, I don't think you get me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
His name is Lawrence Alon aloys aloisis alfa, j julun a,
lurid a line. It's every word in alphabetical order. Wow,
that's amazing. Well anyway, just take my word for it.
It's really long because it's a lot of words. M
what's the point of doing that? You just want to
be in the book? I think so the Guinness Book
or World Records was all about people in bars who
(12:36):
were having arguments.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's like about the stupidest stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You could imagine. How many chopsticks do you think you
can fit in your nose or whatever, you know, and
then somebody would find out while they were drinking beer, right,
Guinness beer, So Guinness got behind it. Then the mitchell
In restaurant reviews was all about a tire company. Yeah,
they were like, these are confusing. These are places you
can drive in your car with Mitch tires. And you're like, well,
(13:01):
what's what's the point of that? Why did we Why
did we need that? I don't really don't feel like
I don't think we did. I'm sure we didn't need that.
They're like, no, no, no, we needed it. And now
everyone's really mad because Emerald got two Mitchellin stars and
other and then Saint Germain only got one in New Orleans,
which are but one is still pretty good. Most people
don't get any There is a young woman at my
(13:22):
gym who is Indian of Indian descent, and I think
she's Christian or Catholic or something, but that doesn't matter.
She's her family's from India and so she grew up
eating Indian food and she does not like that Indian
restaurant over here down the street that got a Mitchellin star.
So was it mulifer musifers or Musofias or whatever Moose
out front should have said. So she says that Indian
(13:44):
people don't even like it. Now, I'll admit I've eaten
in there. I think it's pretty good. And when I'm
in there, I see other Indian people.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, we've been there all. We all went one time together.
I remember that place. It was pricey.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We went there for a Christmas party, didn't right, and
several years ago, yeah, it was several years ago. A
year for our Christmas party. We picked some new restaurant
in town. We eat there, and then that's our Chris.
It's just everybody from the show. And I wonder as
long as we've been doing that now, probably a decade
or show.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We do it that every year. When when when was
that last year? Order year before?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh, unfortunately you after we picked the date and everything.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
You said you had a previous engagement.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, you said you were busy. Yeah, and we couldn't
move our date, said that had already invitations has already
gone out. So that was several years ago. So then
we just stopped telling you about it. Yeah, you know,
y'all act. I wonder though, if any of the restaurants
that we went to, it's always a new restaurant. Have
any of them gone out of business since we started
doing that, Well, I hope not. That would be a
real sign of I don't know something nothing, probably probably not.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, nothing in particular. I'm sure you know.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
One thing that hasn't gone out of business is the
Walton Johnson online store www. Dot I LOVEWJ dot com.
Business is good over at at the store. You can
get you merched. You could get your merch. You should too.
It's merterrific and there's all kinds of cool stuff on
that website. Check it out today. You'll be glad you did.
Oh I I'm you'll be elated, you'll be ecstatic. We've
(15:08):
just added new products today. T shirts, mugs, tumblers, mouse pans,
beach towels. You get the idea. All kinds of great
things on bags, just regular bags. Maybe your bag isn't
that great. These bags are great. We're making bags great again.
Replace you're a bag with our bag. Mumga making bags okay,
Mumgamoooba No, Billy ead, it's time to say bye bye Billy,
(15:31):
Bye bye billy. Hey, John, you got anything for us?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Don't forget boys and girls too.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Eat it every day. Hey, again. You've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end. Does
that mean we're going away now, never to be heard again. No, no, no,
there will be a new show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness,
unless it's the weekend or we're off work. But as always,
you could go to waltonand Johnson dot com and you
could find all kinds of cool stuff there. Our news blog,
(15:58):
links to our social media accounts. Believe it or not,
our personal lives are very boring. If you comment on
our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not
to love.
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