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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're listening to a room a choir, a room filled
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with a men's choir, hundreds of men, a lot of men.
I'm sure I won't shock you to learn it's a
gay men's choir in New York City and they're singing
a song about how we're gonna have a co vote.
The vast majority of them enthusiastically voted for a guy
who was just photographed with the political leader from Uganda
who made homosexuality a crime punishable by death?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Does it need any more explanation than that? And yet
they don't seem to get it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Isn't that awesome?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's like it's right there, we drew you a picture,
it's right in front of your face.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
This guy hates.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
All of y'all, but all of you guys are going
to vote for this guy's best buddy, the leader of Uganda.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He got photographed with her. She made homosexuality into a
capital punishment worthy crime. And these guys are singing about
how they want to elect this dude.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know what, when people are marching to their own death,
do you stop them?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I guess not. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
When my band drops, We're gonna be so much coler
than that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That band that's coming out any day now, right, I've
been hearing a lot about that. Yeah, I've been working
on it. In the meantime, we have a sad, sudden
death story to share with you, and this may affect
some of you more so than others, depends on if
you're a.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Dallas Cowboy fan or not. Hello, any cowboy fan? Cowboy?
All right? What ain't listening?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We're not I'm a Cowboy mouth fan.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Is that different? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Dallas Cowboys of the NFL have announced the sudden death
of defensive end Marshawn Kneelan in the middle of his
second season. According to a statement issue by the Cowboys,
he passed away yesterday at the age of twenty four
years old. Extreme sadness, report to death on some prayers, girlfriend, Katalina,
(01:47):
family friends, teammates, everybody very upset. I keep reading, I
keep waiting for the cause of death. A very you know,
a healthy, a professional athlete of twenty four years old
and he just dropped dead.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What the hell could that be about? Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, and nowhere in here does it say there's there's
got to be an explanation.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Guys. Yeah, I was looking at that, should.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I have played the intro or sere we pass that
we passed that point?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Now? I mean, the man, did you know he's twenty
four years old, playing in the middle of the season,
just going a touchdown as a defensive player. Uh Re
covered a block, kicking the end zone, got himself a
touchdown reasonly, and that's it for him.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
That times up.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Is it possible that his death involved a belt?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
In self pleasure and just checking apparently that's the thing now.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It just he just died suddenly, and we have no
idea why. There have been a lot of healthy athlete,
professional athletes and dying suddenly and we don't know why
any of them suddenly just up and die.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
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Speaker 4 (03:19):
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Speaker 1 (03:20):
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Speaker 3 (03:22):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That also, it's nice that some time has passed now
between when we were told if you wanted to keep
your job you you know, by the people who say
that now we have a king. But when their guy
was in charge, they were forcing you to do all
kinds of things that were not good for you, including that. Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I believe somebody referred to it as the clot shot.
Remember the clot shot? Oh my god, I forgot. How
about that?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's a good the nickname for probably what killed this
Dallas cowboy player for just a minute there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I think the FCC wanted to make that a punishable fine.
Oh yeah, couldn't say on the radio.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They might still come after us for saying it. Even now.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, while we're doing sudden death reports, woman has been
found dead at Disney's Pop Century Resort, the fourth death
in a month. I don't know if you know a
lot about Disney World resorts or whatever in Florida, but
Pop Century is one of the more affordable ones. It's
usually where you'll see like a boy Scout troop because
it's not as expensive as the Polynesian.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The Orange County Sheriff's Office has informed the public of
yet another death linked to a Disney property, saying it
was a woman in her forties and she has been transported.
And they're like, wait, we don't know what's going on here.
It doesn't look good, but we do know this, folks,
do not let this interrupt your jolly vacation. There were
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no signs of foul play. They say, we just found
a dead woman. And yeah, it's been happening a lot,
like multiple times in a ten day span, like several times.
But that don't think anything about it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
There, like the dead bodies that keep popping up in
the bayous around Houston.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Nothing to see here, move along.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yes, some people keep suggesting that it's a Dexter style
serial killer who only kills pedophiles, and that that guy's me,
and I wish people would quit suggesting.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That that is ludicrous.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And then when I say that, they're like, you know,
that's what the serial.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Killer, which says what a serial killer would say. True,
it's not me.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Obviously, but it's still not anyway. This woman's death follows
a string of Disney Resort related fatalities, including the death
of three people whose bodies were all found in a
ten day span last month. Last week, the Orange County
Medical Examiner's Office said twenty eight year old Matthew Khan,
the third fatality at Disney in a month, passed away
from multiple traumatic injuries at the hotel. The medical office
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ruled his death a suicide. I'm going to climb out
on a limb here and.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Gets a built involved.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Bro Oh boy, are you sure a gang of cub
scouts didn't gang upon him and assault him and kill him.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This still unidentified woman's death marks Disney World's sixty ninth
fatality since the park opened in nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
They keeping score. Do you remember the kid on the beach?
The kid on the beach? Sure? Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
When you think Disney World in Florida and you've never
been there before, you might think like, oh, Atlantic Ocean,
Gulf of Mexico. No, it's in the middle of the state.
Now most people probably know that, but maybe you didn't.
In the middle of the state, if there's a beach
it's a swamp with alligators. Sure, so there was a toddler.
Do you remember the story? Now it's coming to me.
There was a toddler walking on the beach at one
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of those fancy resorts, one of the expensive ones where
they have and the toddler was alone, and an alligator
came up out of the water, ate it and swam off.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
They'll do that. That's gators just don't care, right, No,
they take what they want. Cators are not nice people,
you know, not nice at all. Now, honestly, I think
we all agree that gators are bad. You don't want
to get eaten by a gator. But the gators in
Alabama are pretty nice because they have meth.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And now message from the state of Alabama.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Recently it has come to the attention to government officials
here in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Then a meth addicted alligators are becoming a thing in
the Cotton State. Meth addicted alligators. I've been told that
that's upsetting our listeners and mobile and.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I should image. Yeah, you've upset Michael with your Michael Hutchins.
So he came back to life. No, this is a
different Michael. What did I do to Michael? Well? You
said you run a three mile loop in fifteen to
twenty minutes. Michael said, really, Kenny, I'm sorry, but Michael,
what's your what's your real time for three miles? Michael?
(07:21):
Do you want to race me? I think he does.
Can we set something up? Maybe for charity?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, for the record. The fastest mile time is three minutes. Okay,
I think it's a lot over three minutes, three minutes,
forty seconds whatever. That's a lot more than three minutes.
I run running. I can run a mile in a
little more than five.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
But when you're running multiple miles together, you run it slower.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
This is different. I was running so I could humiliate communists.
What are you not kidding about this?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So did you run three six minute miles? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It was what you're suggesting, Yeah, something like that. Yeah,
and then the next three because you ran nine. Actually
I said it was a little less than twenty minutes.
So yeah, six minutes, six minutes per mile. Michael, foot
race today? Tell me what time you're free. Let's meet
at Memorial Park around seven pm. Michael, where are you emailing?
Wait it's dark then it's fine. That's when I get
done at the gym. What are you scared.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, No, it's just if we have a crowd of
people out there to watch the race, I would like
them to be able.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
To see that you didn't know this because you don't run.
That park is very well let there's a lot of
people there almost twenty four hours a day. That's why
people like that park. There are a lot of lights there.
It's easy to see.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It is just a target rich environment for a serial
killer because there's also a right there on to buy you.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And that's why I bring my Burno whenever i'm jogging.
You know that's smart. Yeah, get that thing handy BYRNA
dot com Berna. It's a non lethal self defense device.
It's light so you can jog a six minute mile
in it real quick and then when you're done.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Not only if the race is today, though we don't
have time to raise money for wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
We should do that.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Since you can run, and so maybe the wheelchair for
warrior guys can't run, they can't even get around good
because they don't have the right wheelchair. We should probably
schedule a race for a Veterans Day, Okay, when more
people are off work so they can come. How about
that next week and then you'll race and you'll raise
tons of money for wheelchairs. So I don't think it's
(09:09):
fair that this Tunnel to Tower guy, they get these
big name brand celebrities from movies and country music and stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
They got.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
They got Rocky in there trying to raise money for
tower to tunnel top whatever to tea to tea thing,
and they got who Jason Aldean and Big and Rich
or whoever, and.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
All Wheelchairs for Warriors got us. It's hardly fair at all.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That doesn't seem fair. Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org is
a great place to make a donation if you care
about the veterans.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
And they have like over a dozen warriors. They're still
just sitting there waiting, watching the clock, wondering if anybody's
gonna get them a chair, and so far no chair
because you didn't give to Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And every time we do this there's someone that hears
this and they think we said the word wounded, no
wheelchairs for warriors, wheelchairs for warriors. We didn't say the word.
That's a bigger charity that doesn't need our help.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The Tea to Tea thing, that's another one that's got
celebrity people. They don't, they don't need our help. Wheelchairs
for Warriors. We're just, you know, scrapping. We're just scrappers
down here trying to put something together. Oh and it's
Crystal's birthday today. Have your birthday to Crystal from Wheelchairs
for Warriors. Let's address that first.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So if you can make a donation for her birthday,
go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
That would make her really happy on her birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Even if it's just a buck, whatever you got, go
to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Make a donation. You'll feel good.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Now, do it faster than John defeated Peter in that
foot race too, I find Jesus definitely do it faster
than I smoked those communists yesterday. And do it faster
than I'm gonna smoke Michael tonight at seven pm at
Memorial Park when I race him.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm gonna do it next week.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm gonna I'm not gonna remember by next thing.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's true. Yeah, well, how came with?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Jeffrey says, what's your retard of?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
What's your RETARDA? Yeah, Chucky Schumer?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Soon Mary Conn Chucky is what your Mary Conn?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
They should stop l Democrats shut down a horror dem
will correct this and.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Anyway, which is Amigos Wolton M.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Johnson fifty years bro the day before veteran today. I mean,
it's just all falling together just right for everybody.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I could think of three good reasons you should donate
to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, and you should do
it right this second.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
For one, you get that cool commemorative set for the
two hundred and fiftieth Marine Corps birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Four reasons why you should donate to Wheelchairs for Warriors
dot org.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now, if you want to see that, you can go
to a website here called to theCore dot com. Now
let me spell that for you. Okay, it's t O okay,
T A T C O R P S Corps to
the Corpse.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Now, for those of you that are that are not
Internet savvy like Billy has Is, start with this H
T T P colon s slash. Oh you want to
know that because it's secured right, yeah, slash slash slash.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
To the core w W double.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You just go to toothcore dot common. You can take
a look at the gift set. That's a gift set
because really it's way more valuable than one hundred bucks.
But one hundred bucks, I'll get it if there are
any left. They're only making three hundred of these, and
when they're gone, they're gone.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's pretty cool. You should take a look at it.
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So you guys know Marine Corps birthday two hundred and
fifty years that's a big fn deal.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Once we're trying to raise money for the you know,
the Crystal's birthday.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Okay, so that'd be the third reason and Veterans Day.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh by the way, I probably should have mentioned I
got Crystal on the on the phone in case you
wanted to wish your happy birthday in person.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Hello, Kranstell, are you there?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I am here, and I'm glad. Y'all spells everything because
it's it is the Marine.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, all right, it's the course, all right, Krystal, you
are a your birthday, you are a swinging bachelorette. How
many dates do you have today?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I don't have any dates? What's wrong with you to
come on by?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
This woman is busy to twenty four seven raising money
for wheelchairs? All right?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Do you want us to set you up with one
of our listeners right now? Yes, Okay, Collar.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Number nine.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Will see how know me?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Eight six six? I love w J Collar number nine.
You like Muscley guys? Right, what's your thing? Like that
guy from Game of Thrones? What's his name?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That midget? No, the big guy?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
We don't know his name?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Ragnar?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, he hooked up with that chick from the Cosby Show.
Who am I thinking of? Drag? You like Drago? Drago's
restaurant dot com promo code w J different guy? Oh
is it different guy? Chargo Loysers. That'd be a good
place for a date night though, So I forgot why
Crystal's on the phone. But oh, it's her birthday. It's
her birthday. Happy birthday to Crystal. Go to Wheelchairs for
Warriors dot org and make a donation today. It's important, Crystal.
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Can you tell him why?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Well, we have a lot of veterans and first responders
waiting on wheelchairs. Also, it's my birthday and all of
you possibly cannot get me a birthday present, you know,
like buy me a present, get me a cake, take
me to dinner, all those things. So instead show me
your love, show our warriors your love, and just donate
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to Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Crystal you know you are my sister from another mister.
I love you so much. I want you, I want you. Whoops,
I did not mean to put her on hold. Hold
on one a second. Here we are actually you.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Love me so much that you actually hung up on me.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
He almost hung up on you. I didn't mean to
hang on a second here? Uh, Coller, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
My birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You got to turn the radio off? All right, hang on,
we'll go back to hang on. We'll try a different one.
People don't understand complicated. Just give me, just give me
a line one, Evan, hang on, Coller, what's your name?
All Ricky Ricky Bobby can't keep up.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's so distracted, Ricky grog lay open at four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Down here, all right, I think it's up there.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Just call to pledge your love to Crystal and ask
her on a date.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I better not go in the hotel right now, but
I'm better be careful in hospital.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Crystal can take her when she gets out.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, I probably take her now if she's in a hospital.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, probably. Now make it fair win. Yeah, it feels
like it'd be easy to beat up a chick in
a hospital. Anyway. We're just about out of time, So again,
no hang, I can cut through the clutter here Wheelchairs
for Warriors dot org. Brent, Brent is your name right, Brent?
That's right, Brent.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
How desperately would you like to have dinner tonight with Crystal?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
She sounds so she sounds so sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
She's beautiful, she's we love Crystal, she's family in us.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Would you be that second that secondary to sweet? Though beautiful?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
All right, here's the thing. You go to Wheelchairs for
Warriors dot org. Everybody go there and make a donation.
Whoever makes the biggest donation, you get Crystal tonight. Anything goes.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Sound fair? Steep's heir to me?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Right? Did I call y'all? I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
We wanted to wish you a happy birthday and then
we ruined your birthday. It sounds like.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
We're doing it for the troops.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
By the way, I got good news. What's up?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The guy you wanted a race because he said you're
not as fast as you claim to be?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
All right, Michael, you called him out.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He said, all right, fine, I concede the race, and
I have already donated one hundred dollars to Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Michael, I know I feel bad for talking smack.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
About Michael, you and all ass kicking on him, and
he was a nice guy, Crystal.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
People are making donations that Michael did. Brent, will you
donate right now? It's important, Brent go to wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Will you do it?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I will? I will. I'm myself so yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I love that we're actually helping people out. We might
actually be able to get a very worthy American hero
a new wheelchair right.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Now on this radio show. That makes everybody happy.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And all we had to do is objectify Crystal on
her birthday.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Seems fair, Yeah, absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I really, hey Crystal, Hey, Crystal, say it with us now?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Are you ready? Don't forget boys and girls too? Eat
it day?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
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Good for you.
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Speaker 3 (17:09):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
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Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal.
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Speaker 3 (17:41):
What's not to love
We're listening to a room a choir, a room filled
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with a men's choir, hundreds of men, a lot of men.
I'm sure I won't shock you to learn it's a
gay men's choir in New York City and they're singing
a song about how we're gonna have a co vote.
The vast majority of them enthusiastically voted for a guy
who was just photographed with the political leader from Uganda
who made homosexuality a crime punishable by death?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Does it need any more explanation than that? And yet
they don't seem to get it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Isn't that awesome?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's like it's right there, we drew you a picture,
it's right in front of your face.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
This guy hates.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
All of y'all, but all of you guys are going
to vote for this guy's best buddy, the leader of Uganda.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He got photographed with her. She made homosexuality into a
capital punishment worthy crime. And these guys are singing about
how they want to elect this dude.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know what, when people are marching to their own death,
do you stop them?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I guess not. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
When my band drops, We're gonna be so much coler
than that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That band that's coming out any day now, right, I've
been hearing a lot about that. Yeah, I've been working
on it. In the meantime, we have a sad, sudden
death story to share with you, and this may affect
some of you more so than others, depends on if
you're a.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Dallas Cowboy fan or not. Hello, any cowboy fan? Cowboy?
All right? What ain't listening?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We're not I'm a Cowboy mouth fan.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Is that different? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Dallas Cowboys of the NFL have announced the sudden death
of defensive end Marshawn Kneelan in the middle of his
second season. According to a statement issue by the Cowboys,
he passed away yesterday at the age of twenty four
years old. Extreme sadness, report to death on some prayers, girlfriend, Katalina,
(01:47):
family friends, teammates, everybody very upset. I keep reading, I
keep waiting for the cause of death. A very you know,
a healthy, a professional athlete of twenty four years old
and he just dropped dead.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What the hell could that be about? Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, and nowhere in here does it say there's there's
got to be an explanation.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Guys. Yeah, I was looking at that, should.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I have played the intro or sere we pass that
we passed that point?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Now? I mean, the man, did you know he's twenty
four years old, playing in the middle of the season,
just going a touchdown as a defensive player. Uh Re
covered a block, kicking the end zone, got himself a
touchdown reasonly, and that's it for him.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
That times up.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Is it possible that his death involved a belt?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
In self pleasure and just checking apparently that's the thing now.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It just he just died suddenly, and we have no
idea why. There have been a lot of healthy athlete,
professional athletes and dying suddenly and we don't know why
any of them suddenly just up and die.
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Yeah, that's a good reminder, folks. The medicine of the
future is peptides. I'm telling you, dude. Peptides is going
to change everything. And one great way to get peptides
the Timeless Clinic dot com there they'll explain it to
you better, but I will. Big Pharma hates this. They
do not want people doing it. People that are getting
on peptides, they're getting stronger, they're getting skinnier, they're getting healthier,
(03:13):
they look younger, and it's exactly what big Pharma doesn't
want you to do, because then you don't need Big
Pharma anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
M M.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
The Timeless Clinic dot com go check it out.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That also, it's nice that some time has passed now
between when we were told if you wanted to keep
your job you you know, by the people who say
that now we have a king. But when their guy
was in charge, they were forcing you to do all
kinds of things that were not good for you, including that. Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I believe somebody referred to it as the clot shot.
Remember the clot shot? Oh my god, I forgot. How
about that?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's a good the nickname for probably what killed this
Dallas cowboy player for just a minute there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I think the FCC wanted to make that a punishable fine.
Oh yeah, couldn't say on the radio.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They might still come after us for saying it. Even now.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, while we're doing sudden death reports, woman has been
found dead at Disney's Pop Century Resort, the fourth death
in a month. I don't know if you know a
lot about Disney World resorts or whatever in Florida, but
Pop Century is one of the more affordable ones. It's
usually where you'll see like a boy Scout troop because
it's not as expensive as the Polynesian.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The Orange County Sheriff's Office has informed the public of
yet another death linked to a Disney property, saying it
was a woman in her forties and she has been transported.
And they're like, wait, we don't know what's going on here.
It doesn't look good, but we do know this, folks,
do not let this interrupt your jolly vacation. There were
(04:39):
no signs of foul play. They say, we just found
a dead woman. And yeah, it's been happening a lot,
like multiple times in a ten day span, like several times.
But that don't think anything about it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
There, like the dead bodies that keep popping up in
the bayous around Houston.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Nothing to see here, move along.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yes, some people keep suggesting that it's a Dexter style
serial killer who only kills pedophiles, and that that guy's me,
and I wish people would quit suggesting.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That that is ludicrous.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And then when I say that, they're like, you know,
that's what the serial.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Killer, which says what a serial killer would say. True,
it's not me.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Obviously, but it's still not anyway. This woman's death follows
a string of Disney Resort related fatalities, including the death
of three people whose bodies were all found in a
ten day span last month. Last week, the Orange County
Medical Examiner's Office said twenty eight year old Matthew Khan,
the third fatality at Disney in a month, passed away
from multiple traumatic injuries at the hotel. The medical office
(05:33):
ruled his death a suicide. I'm going to climb out
on a limb here and.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Gets a built involved.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Bro Oh boy, are you sure a gang of cub
scouts didn't gang upon him and assault him and kill him.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This still unidentified woman's death marks Disney World's sixty ninth
fatality since the park opened in nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
They keeping score. Do you remember the kid on the beach?
The kid on the beach? Sure? Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
When you think Disney World in Florida and you've never
been there before, you might think like, oh, Atlantic Ocean,
Gulf of Mexico. No, it's in the middle of the state.
Now most people probably know that, but maybe you didn't.
In the middle of the state, if there's a beach
it's a swamp with alligators. Sure, so there was a toddler.
Do you remember the story? Now it's coming to me.
There was a toddler walking on the beach at one
(06:18):
of those fancy resorts, one of the expensive ones where
they have and the toddler was alone, and an alligator
came up out of the water, ate it and swam off.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
They'll do that. That's gators just don't care, right, No,
they take what they want. Cators are not nice people,
you know, not nice at all. Now, honestly, I think
we all agree that gators are bad. You don't want
to get eaten by a gator. But the gators in
Alabama are pretty nice because they have meth.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And now message from the state of Alabama.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Recently it has come to the attention to government officials
here in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Then a meth addicted alligators are becoming a thing in
the Cotton State. Meth addicted alligators. I've been told that
that's upsetting our listeners and mobile and.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I should image. Yeah, you've upset Michael with your Michael Hutchins.
So he came back to life. No, this is a
different Michael. What did I do to Michael? Well? You
said you run a three mile loop in fifteen to
twenty minutes. Michael said, really, Kenny, I'm sorry, but Michael,
what's your what's your real time for three miles? Michael?
(07:21):
Do you want to race me? I think he does.
Can we set something up? Maybe for charity?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, for the record. The fastest mile time is three minutes. Okay,
I think it's a lot over three minutes, three minutes,
forty seconds whatever. That's a lot more than three minutes.
I run running. I can run a mile in a
little more than five.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
But when you're running multiple miles together, you run it slower.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
This is different. I was running so I could humiliate communists.
What are you not kidding about this?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
So did you run three six minute miles? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It was what you're suggesting, Yeah, something like that. Yeah,
and then the next three because you ran nine. Actually
I said it was a little less than twenty minutes.
So yeah, six minutes, six minutes per mile. Michael, foot
race today? Tell me what time you're free. Let's meet
at Memorial Park around seven pm. Michael, where are you emailing?
Wait it's dark then it's fine. That's when I get
done at the gym. What are you scared.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, No, it's just if we have a crowd of
people out there to watch the race, I would like
them to be able.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
To see that you didn't know this because you don't run.
That park is very well let there's a lot of
people there almost twenty four hours a day. That's why
people like that park. There are a lot of lights there.
It's easy to see.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It is just a target rich environment for a serial
killer because there's also a right there on to buy you.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And that's why I bring my Burno whenever i'm jogging.
You know that's smart. Yeah, get that thing handy BYRNA
dot com Berna. It's a non lethal self defense device.
It's light so you can jog a six minute mile
in it real quick and then when you're done.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Not only if the race is today, though we don't
have time to raise money for wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
We should do that.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Since you can run, and so maybe the wheelchair for
warrior guys can't run, they can't even get around good
because they don't have the right wheelchair. We should probably
schedule a race for a Veterans Day, Okay, when more
people are off work so they can come. How about
that next week and then you'll race and you'll raise
tons of money for wheelchairs. So I don't think it's
(09:09):
fair that this Tunnel to Tower guy, they get these
big name brand celebrities from movies and country music and stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
They got.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
They got Rocky in there trying to raise money for
tower to tunnel top whatever to tea to tea thing,
and they got who Jason Aldean and Big and Rich
or whoever, and.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
All Wheelchairs for Warriors got us. It's hardly fair at all.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That doesn't seem fair. Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org is
a great place to make a donation if you care
about the veterans.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
And they have like over a dozen warriors. They're still
just sitting there waiting, watching the clock, wondering if anybody's
gonna get them a chair, and so far no chair
because you didn't give to Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And every time we do this there's someone that hears
this and they think we said the word wounded, no
wheelchairs for warriors, wheelchairs for warriors. We didn't say the word.
That's a bigger charity that doesn't need our help.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The Tea to Tea thing, that's another one that's got
celebrity people. They don't, they don't need our help. Wheelchairs
for Warriors. We're just, you know, scrapping. We're just scrappers
down here trying to put something together. Oh and it's
Crystal's birthday today. Have your birthday to Crystal from Wheelchairs
for Warriors. Let's address that first.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So if you can make a donation for her birthday,
go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
That would make her really happy on her birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Even if it's just a buck, whatever you got, go
to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Make a donation. You'll feel good.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Now, do it faster than John defeated Peter in that
foot race too, I find Jesus definitely do it faster
than I smoked those communists yesterday. And do it faster
than I'm gonna smoke Michael tonight at seven pm at
Memorial Park when I race him.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm gonna do it next week.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm gonna I'm not gonna remember by next thing.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's true. Yeah, well, how came with?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Jeffrey says, what's your retard of?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
What's your RETARDA? Yeah, Chucky Schumer?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Soon Mary Conn Chucky is what your Mary Conn?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
They should stop l Democrats shut down a horror dem
will correct this and.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Anyway, which is Amigos Wolton M.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Johnson fifty years bro the day before veteran today. I mean,
it's just all falling together just right for everybody.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I could think of three good reasons you should donate
to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, and you should do
it right this second.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
For one, you get that cool commemorative set for the
two hundred and fiftieth Marine Corps birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Four reasons why you should donate to Wheelchairs for Warriors
dot org.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now, if you want to see that, you can go
to a website here called to theCore dot com. Now
let me spell that for you. Okay, it's t O okay,
T A T C O R P S Corps to
the Corpse.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Now, for those of you that are that are not
Internet savvy like Billy has Is, start with this H
T T P colon s slash. Oh you want to
know that because it's secured right, yeah, slash slash slash.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
To the core w W double.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You just go to toothcore dot common. You can take
a look at the gift set. That's a gift set
because really it's way more valuable than one hundred bucks.
But one hundred bucks, I'll get it if there are
any left. They're only making three hundred of these, and
when they're gone, they're gone.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's pretty cool. You should take a look at it.
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So you guys know Marine Corps birthday two hundred and
fifty years that's a big fn deal.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Once we're trying to raise money for the you know,
the Crystal's birthday.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Okay, so that'd be the third reason and Veterans Day.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh by the way, I probably should have mentioned I
got Crystal on the on the phone in case you
wanted to wish your happy birthday in person.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Hello, Kranstell, are you there?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I am here, and I'm glad. Y'all spells everything because
it's it is the Marine.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, all right, it's the course, all right, Krystal, you
are a your birthday, you are a swinging bachelorette. How
many dates do you have today?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I don't have any dates? What's wrong with you to
come on by?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
This woman is busy to twenty four seven raising money
for wheelchairs? All right?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Do you want us to set you up with one
of our listeners right now? Yes, Okay, Collar.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Number nine.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Will see how know me?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Eight six six? I love w J Collar number nine.
You like Muscley guys? Right, what's your thing? Like that
guy from Game of Thrones? What's his name?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That midget? No, the big guy?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
We don't know his name?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Ragnar?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, he hooked up with that chick from the Cosby Show.
Who am I thinking of? Drag? You like Drago? Drago's
restaurant dot com promo code w J different guy? Oh
is it different guy? Chargo Loysers. That'd be a good
place for a date night though, So I forgot why
Crystal's on the phone. But oh, it's her birthday. It's
her birthday. Happy birthday to Crystal. Go to Wheelchairs for
Warriors dot org and make a donation today. It's important, Crystal.
(13:52):
Can you tell him why?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Well, we have a lot of veterans and first responders
waiting on wheelchairs. Also, it's my birthday and all of
you possibly cannot get me a birthday present, you know,
like buy me a present, get me a cake, take
me to dinner, all those things. So instead show me
your love, show our warriors your love, and just donate
(14:14):
to Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Crystal you know you are my sister from another mister.
I love you so much. I want you, I want you. Whoops,
I did not mean to put her on hold. Hold
on one a second. Here we are actually you.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Love me so much that you actually hung up on me.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
He almost hung up on you. I didn't mean to
hang on a second here? Uh, Coller, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
My birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You got to turn the radio off? All right, hang on,
we'll go back to hang on. We'll try a different one.
People don't understand complicated. Just give me, just give me
a line one, Evan, hang on, Coller, what's your name?
All Ricky Ricky Bobby can't keep up.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's so distracted, Ricky grog lay open at four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Down here, all right, I think it's up there.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Just call to pledge your love to Crystal and ask
her on a date.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I better not go in the hotel right now, but
I'm better be careful in hospital.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Crystal can take her when she gets out.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, I probably take her now if she's in a hospital.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, probably. Now make it fair win. Yeah, it feels
like it'd be easy to beat up a chick in
a hospital. Anyway. We're just about out of time, So again,
no hang, I can cut through the clutter here Wheelchairs
for Warriors dot org. Brent, Brent is your name right, Brent?
That's right, Brent.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
How desperately would you like to have dinner tonight with Crystal?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
She sounds so she sounds so sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
She's beautiful, she's we love Crystal, she's family in us.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Would you be that second that secondary to sweet? Though beautiful?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
All right, here's the thing. You go to Wheelchairs for
Warriors dot org. Everybody go there and make a donation.
Whoever makes the biggest donation, you get Crystal tonight. Anything goes.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Sound fair? Steep's heir to me?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Right? Did I call y'all? I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
We wanted to wish you a happy birthday and then
we ruined your birthday. It sounds like.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
We're doing it for the troops.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
By the way, I got good news. What's up?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The guy you wanted a race because he said you're
not as fast as you claim to be?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
All right, Michael, you called him out.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He said, all right, fine, I concede the race, and
I have already donated one hundred dollars to Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Michael, I know I feel bad for talking smack.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
About Michael, you and all ass kicking on him, and
he was a nice guy, Crystal.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
People are making donations that Michael did. Brent, will you
donate right now? It's important, Brent go to wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Will you do it?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I will? I will. I'm myself so yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I love that we're actually helping people out. We might
actually be able to get a very worthy American hero
a new wheelchair right.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Now on this radio show. That makes everybody happy.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And all we had to do is objectify Crystal on
her birthday.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Seems fair, Yeah, absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I really, hey Crystal, Hey, Crystal, say it with us now?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Are you ready? Don't forget boys and girls too? Eat
it day?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No, no, there will be a new show tomorrow. Oh
thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there,
our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Go to Walton and Johnson dot com today.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I'm told there's a store.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com.
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