BBC is More Reliable Than ABC - MON 6.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
That Kim Kardashian is not a good lawyer. I'm shocked.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is puzzling to all of us. I don't know. Well,
Like she says, this failure is not really a failure.
It's fuel, Yeah, fuel to drive her forward to pass
the bar. Because we thought she'd passed the bar. She
was talking like she was already a lawyer, and mainly

(00:24):
she's promoting some TV show she's in. But it turns
out Kim Kardashian passed what is known as the baby bar. Yeah,
one of two tests needed to become a lawyer in California.
She did that in twenty twenty one and then because
she's just been studying NonStop ever since. But unfortunately she

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came up just short of the actual bar.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
If anybody should be a lawyer, it's probably Chris Jenner.
Remember how Kim got famous in the first place, I do.
There was a leaked sex tape, and instead of trying
to get the sex tape unpublished or whatever, she sold
the rights of her daughter's sex tape to a famous
porn production company. I remember the name of it because

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they owned a club right down the street from this
radio station. It's called Vivid. I actually don't know if
the two are connected or not. I just remember the
name Tizoo, right, and so Vivid was this multimillion billion
dollar company. I don't know how much they're worth. I
wouldn't claim to know. And they went out and they said, oh, well,
we've got a team of lawyers. Anybody that publishes is
online is going to get sued by us. And then

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they paid the Kardashians, which, you know, He's like, nothing
you could do about it, so you might as well
get filthy, rich and famous off of it. It's not
what I would have done. But then again, I never
made a sex tape with a one hit wonder R
and B singer.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
How do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, I'm sure I never had sex with the black
guy before on camera. I think I remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, she was like something. I don't think you'd forget that.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I got a question. Yeah, it's up Billyrning billion. Yeah morning,
it's it's monday. Yeah, how about that? How about that
nice little cool breeze we got there blowing?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It feels good out there. My question wasn't Kim Kardashian's
daddy a lawyer, Robert Kardashian, Yeah, yeah, so shouldn't she
just get in because her daddy was one.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, it's not like a fraternity or something. You know, we.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Couldn't he pull some strings?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
He's dad?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, boy, she has just got struggle after a struggle,
doesn't she.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, Kim Kardashian's had a rough life. She that's just awful.
She made a billion dollars off having sex one time.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That and don't having a big ass. Don't forget that
did she have?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't even care.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I mean it's bigger now, I guess than it ever was.
But oh yeah, yeah, she she was a little bit anything,
but that ass was like a boom, like a you know,
a bottle right there. So it was a big deal.
And then she took her fame and added to it by,
you know, making sure you saw every inch of her body.
If you didn't see it in that video, check it

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out here were here, oh or here.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
People think all the Kardashian girls are pretty, but they
forget that at one point, at least one or two
of them hadn't had an excessive amount of plastic surgery.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It did help a little bit, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So was there a point where Kim looked like the
way Chloe used to look or probably you know, I
never really cared to check into this. I've known about
him probably for twenty years. I never was there a
point where Kim wasn't hot. And then she went out
and got a bunch of plastic surgery and then did
the porno and I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, I don't think so. I think she was always
kind of hot. But you know, they like to blow
everything up, make it bigger. That must have been unfortunate
for the ugly sister.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
You know, no gas. Yeah, you can't just have sex
and be famous. You've got to go get some surgery first.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's right. It's supposed to look at that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's got to be really tough for the kids, you know,
because if you're the child of that person, plastic surgery
isn't a genetic trait.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You're still going to be ugly. Yeah, that's going to
be disappointing to the young kids. But mom, you look
and I'm what happened. Oh well, we don't talk about that.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, well, don't worry. We'll get you the surgery when
you get older. You're gonna need it. What what do
you mean, I'm gonna need it?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You'll see what a wild, crazy weekend it was. I
don't know if you noticed or not. I don't know
if anybody even noticed. Some people are still trying to
add up to score and see if it's if it's accurate.
But it looked like the first go round. We'll watch
the replay and see for sure. It almost looked like
the Saints won a football game yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
When you started that, I was wondering if you were
going to talk about crime in Chicago or sports.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Was a surprise, A big deal the Saints. Again, it's
not official yet. It's kind of like this government reopening thing.
Have you all heard about that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, the government's supposed to reopen by the middle of
the week. Eight eight Democrats have folded now and are
It's not what I would have thought would have happened.
I kind of figured after the election next week, they'd
have more negotiating power than the Republicans. But I think
at the end of the day, the Republican base cares
less about the shutdown than the Democrats do.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well, somebody, I don't know if it's Trump or who,
somebody up there came up with a new plan. Yeah,
a new thing to do because the Democrats were holding
out for these Obamacare subsidies, and then they come up
with a new plan saying, well, we will to make
sure that the money gets directly to the people that
need it. And they're like the politicians, but no, we're
supposed to touch the money. First has to go through

(05:27):
our house, so we can you know, skim some and
whatever the plan is, it's you know, it's probably a
little more detail than I've explained this. The Democrats basically,
we're just looking for a way to get out of this,
and it gave him a chance to uh what to
call save faith. They gave him a way to respectfully
go ahead and open the government back up. Well, it

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doesn't look like either side lost. So it was the
point of the last six weeks. Six weeks the government's
been shut down as of tomorrow, and six weeks later,
who got what? Anybody get anything out of this?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's a good question. I've actually, as you could probably guess,
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this because
I don't have much else going on where there's going
to be more and more of these government shutdowns. This
is going to become a regular thing. I mean, it's
already a regular thing. It's going to become more regular.
We're probably going to have another trillion in debt by Christmas.
Between roughly what was it, August. In October we added
a trillion, So it's coming down to a trillion a

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little less than every two months now, and that means
there's gonna be more and more budget crises.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
And the faster that trillion rolls into a new trillion,
the faster it's going to go next time.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
So because we've had so many of these government shutdowns,
people that work in government, people that work in political
media have learned for the first couple of weeks of
a government shutdown, nothing changes. Nobody would have received their
paycheck anyway. The people that have been furloughed still gonna
get paid, but they're just not at work today. And
usually it's people doing you know, field research on tree

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mice or whatever. You know, this guy's job is to
study law. It's like, all right, it's fine, we can
live without that for a few weeks. But then when
the TSA thing happens, that's bad. When the military stops
getting paid, that's bad. Capitol police, that sort of thing,
Secret service, do they not get paid. They probably get paid.
Who am I kidding? Any good? Probably right. So now

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it's come down to once, once you've reached a month,
that matters. For two or three weeks, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all. These people are fine, they'll
get paid next week. It's no big deal. We're reaching
that point. We're a week past that point now. They
say it's the longest government shutdown ever. But it's just
slightly longer than the last government's shut down. Yeah, and
that's not a coincidence, No, it ain't, because that's how

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long people can tolerate it for.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Then people started losing their their welfare, their snap or
EBT whatever they call it where you live. And they said, well,
we can't we can't have that. Oh yeah, the fat
out of shape voters who use their EBT card to
buy their their food, they they're gonna stop voting for
us if we don't get them some of their food

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the groceries.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Again, and people on the left will tell you, oh,
these Republicans claim to be Christian, they're trying to starve people.
May I respond to that, Well, I guess you will.
There's this book I've read it before. It's called The
Bible best selling New York Times bestseller of all time.
In the book, Jesus Christ talks quite a bit about
the poor. And when he talks about the poor, he's

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not talking about people with twenty pairs of air Jordan's.
He's not talking about people with a flat screen TV
who want their government subsidies to pay for flaming hot
Cheetos and mountain dew.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's not ding Dong. It's not what he's talking about, dude,
like le A ding Dong. He's taking about a very
different group of people.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
If you're in dire straits, if you're in the group
of people that are not getting snap benefits, can still
get canned food from the local food pantry at their church.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
They can still find food. It's just not the stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
They won't they don't want to go there right. Oh,
And I'm sorry. I know you like little Debbie or whatever,
but you're just going to have to settle for hand
tomatoes or whatever they got at the church right now.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Canned you know, this is one of those things that
comes with your if you have a preparedness kit. Yeah,
you can get that food to the last twenty years
and all. And you know it's gonna suck, but if
you're starving, you lead it. One of the things I
saw in a hurricane preparedness thing, I said, store this
in your attic is canned chicken. Can's chicken. Would you

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eat a chicken out of a can? I mean if
you would, if you had to. But is that the
kind of thing you want mom to open up for
Thanksgiving and PLoP it out into a roasting pan.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I mean, I like chicken, but in a can and
it's been in there for god knows how long.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Mister O texted me over the weekend he said he
ate can last weekend?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah? I wasn't sure what he meant. I guess that
must have been at that's a cultural thing.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, you're wearing that on Monday. What are you gonna
wear on casual Friday?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
To post? It's in a sugar packet.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Walton and Johnson. I have to say something that might
make some you want to just reach over and turn
that radio dial, but don't do it, because we have
news from England.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
You afterwards something.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's not about the Royals, okay, for a change, It's
not about Megan, any of them, or that one that
Prince Purvey that got kicked out of it and Andrew. No,
it's about broadcasting and the BBC. We had a guy
listens to the show over in England. He emails us occasionally.

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That'd be Simon. Simon has emailed and he.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Says, wait, that guy from the Singing Show.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I think so oh wow. I just called him Simon.
I don't want to give me out, he said. Boys.
There's been reports on the news over here in England
about some of the BBC's edited news coverage. The report
says that they edited one of Trump's speeches about January
sixth to make it sound like he was encouraging his

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voters to write up in violence at the Capitol Building.
Turns out, as you know, because you probably saw the
speech the way it was originally delivered, Trump did not
do that. These two people, one was like the big Boss,
the editor in chief of the BBC. They put this

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show together and it was called Trump a Second Chance
question Mark, And somewhere during that show they played some
clips of Trump speaking on January sixth, and they edited
two separate speeches to squeeze this together. Here's what it said.

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We're gonna walk down of the Capitol and I'm gonna
be there and we're gonna fight. We're gonna fight like hell.
Did he say that during his speech?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Sort of, but he didn't say it like in that context.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
He said it way apart. Separately, he said we're gonna
walk down of the Capitol and we're gonna cheer our
braves and congressmen and women.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, they took part of it out. They changed the
context and.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
He said we were going to walk supporters peacefully and patriotic,
make your voices heard peacefully and patriotic. So they clipped
it and instead of that, they said we're going to
fight like hell, which he said before or after that,
but not about storming down to the Capitol. So the
BBC admitted it, and then two of their big bosses

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have resigned.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Now the BBC is set to issue an apology after
doctoring a Donald Trumps speech that featured in a Panorama documentary.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I ever listened to this, all right? I got a
couple of clips here. Listen. We're going to walk down
to the Capitol and I'll be there with you and
we fight. We fight like hell, all right. So that's
here's what actually happened.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
We're going to walk down to the Capitol.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
And we get it. Cheer on. Are brave senators and
congressmen and women. It's a little different than a little
bit different. I listen to the BBC every morning, well,
I'm getting ready for work. Among other things they do
I do. Yeah, they have a quick, little broadcast. They
play little news, the newsreels. I listen to one from Fox, ABC,

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the BBC and Al Jazeera. Every morning. I get four
different versions of the same story. I'm not kidding. They
almost always have the same story as their main story,
and they almost all explain it differently. The BBC is
state funded media, they're foreigners, they're British people. That's three
things I hate. I hate, and yet you tune in
every morning. You wouldn't want to miss it. Well, I

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want to know how this is affecting the world. It matters.
Millions and millions, hundreds of millions of people listen to
that broadcast every day. I want to know what they're hearing.
And despite everything I just said, British, foreign, state funded media,
all things I hate, I think they do a better
job than ABC every single day.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, I think all of the members of the American
media should resign immediately and we just start over from scratch,
because they've all lied and told stories about Trump.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I could tell you you very rarely will hear a
news outlet apologize for something. I mean, this is very
different than what you're used to getting from the mid Day.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Did they apologize with one of fancy accent some stuff
where they act all better than USh.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, but they thought they were talking normal. It's weird,
slightly different. I think you'd agree. It's unbelievable as all
follows accusations of bias in the coverage of stories like
the US election and the Gaza humanitarian crisis. Okay, so
the BBC has also apologized for being anti Israel, and
I will tell you, as somebody who listens to that

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news outlet regularly, they are very critical of Israel. Not coincidentally,
that's the country where the rapper recently K who got
banned by Marco Rubio. Bob Vellan was a headliner at
the glaston Festival. Villain that might not mean much to
most of you, but that's a big music festival in
England stood on stage and said death death to the

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IDF while teenagers chanted along with him. Now again, to
somebody who doesn't follow any of this, that might not
sound like much. Imagine chanting death to the Jews, because
that's what that means.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, death to the idea. It's a the only Jewish
state on earth, and the IDF is their military faction,
and everyone in their early twenties or late teens is
required to serve for two years. So you want to
kill all those people just for being part of the
only Jewish state? Oil, Yeah, that's how they'll act. It's
normal over there, is my point. That's a pretty you know,
that'd be like doing it at a Taylor Swift concert

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in America. The Glastonbury Festival is huge, so to people
in Israel, this is very normal. I would say it's
suggesting that we should destroy the only Jewish state on
earth is a little unsavory. We probably shouldn't have to
write blank checks to them for infinity years to come.
But uh, yeah, death to all the Jews. That's a

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little much. I think most agree that might be slightly overboard. Yeah,
somewhere in the middle, you want to death to half
the Jews? Is that what you're thinking. I just don't
want to have to pay death to none of the Jews.
I would say, don't kill well, okay, well, if he's
a pedophile or something, you can, I would say, case
my case, Bace is here, you know, not.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Because he's a Jew, because he might be a pedophile Jew. Okay,
I got you now. I just want to be on
the record Kenny doesn't want to even kill half the Jews.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, not for being Jew?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Is right?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, sounds like a lot of work. I don't know.
I can't get anyone that much.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's true. And it's early on a Monday. You don't
want to pull something, you know, all right, and if
you have to go to the bathroom, don't don't squeeze,
don't push too hard, you know. But this is heart
attack Monday right here?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Sure it is. Yeah, But speaking of people I won't
miss when they're gone, you mean, all Mondays are heart
attack Mondays?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Or every Monday seems to be when a lot of people,
you know, I don't know, if they eat too much
cheese over the weekend, they get up on a Monday
morning and they think, oh, I gotta give it to
and then next thing, you know, they pulled a nailvish.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, then you do want it. Now, here's something very shocking.
This is really going to shock everyone. I mean, you're
not even gonna believe this. Turns out one of the
most famous transgenders in America as a child predator.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right, famous transgender.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
This is the first openly trans lawmaker in America. Hail Does,
a trailblazer, has now admitted to sickening child sex charges
involving young kids in a daycare. We now take you
to New Hampshire where former Democratic Democrat state Representative Stacy
Marie Lawton, aged forty one, a biological male who thinks

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he's a girl, has pleaded guilty to charges including sexual
exploitation of children last week in a Boston federal court.
This creepy pedophile will face up to thirty years in
a federal prison. Four pictures of children, believed to be
three to five years old were sent to Lawton by
a former partner who took the horrific images in the

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bathroom of the daycare where she worked in massage sits.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I don't even want to don't describe it anymore than that,
I don't even want to know anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
The very nauseating photos, thousands of text messages and anyway,
this person Lawton, who was called a history maker following
their election to the New Hampshire House in twenty twelve,
has pleaded guilty to sexual exploitation of children.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Is going to be going away to prison for decades.
Well all right, Dan, so there is good news. There's
a reason a party on a Monday morning. Also, it's
a it's a birthday party for the Marine Corps to day.
You know that, right, Oh yeah, that's right, Happy birthday
than the Marines. Yeah, buddy, you know we are. Tomorrow's
a big old holiday. What are you going to do
with your day off tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
And I think we're working, billy, and we're not off tomorrow.
Well it's a holiday, yeah, but we're important. We have
to be here to tell people about Veterans Day and
stuff like that. You have to be here to tell
people about Thanksgiving. That's a little different, though, is it,
because some people have to work on Veterans Day. Nobody
really works on Thanksgiving except for cops and firefighters.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
They're always working. Yeah, I always out there doing anything.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, that's something. I got a picture of the suspect
here on the screen. It's always weird when there's a
tranny and their ball. Who is this? That's the tranny,
the child predator.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
That's the guy that wants us to think he's a woman.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
He's not even trying.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh boy, that ain't even close.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Put a little effort into it. Look at that is
ugg Lee five o'clock shadow, got a forehead bigger than.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
More like a five head. Bruce willis maybe six head.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
What Monday morning?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Monday morning?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Going here today? He was ready for a great first day.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Getting ready for the big day, get ready for a
great week.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Every day's a great dest for me.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I'm a person who ow's his positivity.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Radio Network.