Keep that Burner Tucked - MON 8.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Markets are surging? Is a government shutdown deal? Sparks frenzied
trading is that it.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hasn't opened another half an hour before it opens, so
you won't really see it in real time.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
But you're supposed to see the futures, and you're talking
about Yeah, they're just talking about the futures. Is it surging? Well,
that's it, it says.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
But then when I look at it on my phone,
I don't see that translating. Makes me wonder if they're
lying to me. I wonder, Yeah, why would you lie? Oh,
that's right, because that way you can manipulate, you manipulate
the people. You always wonder about that, Like, all right,
so you get your financial news from Google?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Do you trust Google? I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You know that they've put out misleading information in pretty
much every election.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh yeah, what was it?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was it twenty sixteen or twenty twenty twenty sixteen? If
you typed who are the presidential candidates? It told you
Jill Stein, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, didn't tell you anyone else?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Was anybody else running? Didn't? Yeah? Gary Johnson, Ted Cruz
and Donald Trump? Oh those guys, Yeah, but they didn't
need to be mentioned.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean you mentioned Jill Stein. You didn't mention Donald Trump.
He ended up winning. I know, it's just the little things.
It's the little things. But I'm sure they're not going
to lie to us about something as irrelevant as money.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Well, of course not h Yeah, they'll do that.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
But you have seen the stock market, you know, affect
your whatever savings, ira personal portfolios of kind over the
last six, seven, eight months, right, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Expect the negotiation of the government shutdown to make the
market surge. What I find weird is when I go
and look at the apps on my phone, it doesn't
tell me what the daily So some British tabloid news
outlet is more honest with me about the market than
the market apps on my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Doesn't that just scare you a little? I would expect that,
and yes it should.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh okay, So the very people we rely on to
get news about the economy are going to lie to
us about the economy in an effort to do what
manipulate the numbers? Obviously probably more than likely Oukham's razor Akham.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah time you know how Ockham is? Oh that arc Ockham.
I should get a dog named Ocam. Well you could, Yeah,
you've already got a dog named Milton. You're gonna wait.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Until no, he gets older before you have a new dog,
or you know, you don't want them to think you're
replacing him.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Do you kind of like having a dog named after
a famous economist? Nothing makes women roll their eyes faster?
What did you name your dog?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Okham? You know, like Okham's raised them. Oh, that's just
gonna lure the babes right in.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, the philosophical theory that often the most likely explanation
is the truth and not some far fetched conspiracy theory.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Now let's let's have a drink and discuss, or you
could take your top off. Hmm, there you go.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Part of me is like, I don't want any data
anyone that's impressed by that.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
But then at the same time, it's pretty impressive.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Do you remember when the Democrats filmed a gay porno
in the Senate? It was really and there's photos of
it on social media. They're censored, but it's still graphic.
Very all right. The Democrats have a problem similar to
that now in Texas. Do y'all get who James Tallerico.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Is a that's a mister and missus Tullerico's son.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's true, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
James Tillerico is a state representative from I think the Metropleux.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I don't know exactly where. You don't really know who
he is either. Yeah, he's a Democrat. You're trying to
school us on who he is, but you're guessing.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, he's a Democrat from He's and he's running for
US Senate right now against John Cornyn. He's a Texas
state representative, a former middle school teacher. He's also a
Presbyterian seminarian. Did you get what that means? Yeah, of
course he's in seminary school. And he's a lawmaker. So
he's a rich kid. And he does this thing where
he'll be giving a speech about tran's rights and he'll

(03:55):
tie it to some Bible verse. He's like, wow, the
Bible says there's six genders, guys. A Bible doesn't say
there's six generals. The Bible says sometimes abortion's okay, the
Bible says, you get what I'm driving out here.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
He does this a lot anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Over the weekend, he stumbled across a little scandal of
his own. Turns out on his personal Instagram account. Not
only does he follow porn stars and OnlyFans models he
also follows professional escorts.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hmmm, like there's that much difference, and there seems to
be some evidence that he talks to them too.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
The Texas Democrat, who represents the Lone Star District's fiftieth
is running to unseat John Cornyn. He's competing in the
state's primary against ex lawmaker Colin alrid Talerico, who is
also a seminary student, likes photos posted by at least
well multiple of these sex spots and even exchange private
messages with.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Them as that working out for him. Action. Look what
he's into. He's into blonde Latinas. Yeah, I mean he's
got good taste. I'll tell him. No, I think she's uh,
that's Allie Pence. I think she's a spicy Latina.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't think so. I just
learned these women existed a few minutes ago. But here
she is on a website called escortbook dot com. Hello,
I am a respectful and sexy woman. You know she's
respectful because it says it right there in a bio,
very charming, with soft, fragrant and always tan skin, always smiling.
I am very sensitive and appreciate passionate and intimate relationships.

(05:21):
I enjoy love, humor, and sensuality. Each meeting is unique,
and I do everything possible to satisfy my client's desires.
Kisses anyway, James Talerico, the Presbyterian preacher and Democrat lawmaker,
really seems to have rolled up into her dms uh oh,
here's my question for you. Does this matter to Democrat

(05:43):
primary voters?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I don't know if it matters to the voters. The
voters will probably never hear about it.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
The news they watch and the news they read and
listen to probably isn't going to bring that up, because it.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Seems like the whole reason they like this guy is
because he's found a way to use Christianity to spin
some kind of far left narrative. Look, the Bible says
trans and abortions and gay stuffs. Okay, well, the Bible
doesn't say that, but he's found a way to make
it sound like it does.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Of course, and his voters aren't gonna challenge him on
any of this. That probably aren't capable of it.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm sure any minute now he'll come out with some diatribe.
By the way, the Bible says it's okay to look
at Spicy Latina's on Instagram and not for nothing here.
But this ahole blew off an interview with me a
couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh there's the rub, now we see.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Do you remember this guy he was supposed to he
wanted he contacted us, kind of like those comedies in
the park that stopped me while I was jogging.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
This guy reached out to our newsroom down the hall.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
He wanted to do an interview, and everybody in the
newsroom was like, you know, who'd be great, and they
picked me and they came. I was like, yeah, I
definitely want to enter the new rising star the Texas
Democrat Party.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Get him in here. The day of the interview comes
and goes, and he never showed up. People are just disappointing,
aren't they. I'm gonna brat Yeah, that's a shame. Bench
Probably not. You said earlier we were going to Florida
at some point. I'm assuming, since it's Monday, probably had
a whole weekend of Florida Man exploits to pick from

(07:13):
for Florida Man stories.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
We do go to Florida soon, but first let's go
to the Windy City.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Shake cargo, shic cargo that toddling down Chicago.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, very predictable. It snowed this weekend in Chicago. Guess
how many shits really?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh, less less than the weekend before if it was
cold and snowy.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Eleven. Now here's the thing they seem to add. Their
accuracy was a little better this weekend. Four dad's seven wounded.
Damn four out of eleven. That's a good that's better
than usual. Well, when it's cold out, you can't. You
don't have time to fire off any warning shots.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Watching his eyes when he tries to do math, it's
just hilarious. I we shall con see it.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Apparently authorities are searching for a man who allegedly shot
at US Border Patrol agents Saturday.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, they didn't appreciate that at all.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
During immigration operations in Shy Town, the Windy City Border
Patrol agents were conducting immigration enforcement operations in a place
called Chicago's Little Village.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Let me tell you about Chicago's Little Village.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Tell me there is a place in the middle of
Chicago where you cross one street and it's like you're
in a different country. And I know that because when
I was a teenager or a college kid. We used
to go there to do things we weren't allowed to
do in the regular parts of the city. Is that right, Yeah,
like through late night parties or buy alcohol. You could
get away with anything in little village. Well, anyway, it

(08:37):
turns out you can. Apparently, an illegal immigrant driving a
black jeep fired shots at agents and flat according to
the Department of Homeland Security.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, after this, old boy, they don't take that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Lightly.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Following the shooting a group of people through a paint
can in bricks at border patrol vehicles. I thought they
were supposed to do that when you're walking out of
the men's warehouse in a fur coat exactly.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah. No, times have changed.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
The local Fox affiliate reported a flash bang was deployed
as crowds surrounded federal agents for multiple blocks.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
They should have used a burner. That burner's cool thing, man.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I got to tell you, fired off a few rounds
last weekend, just you know, make sure everything's working right.
I've had good practice firearm or burner or whatever you got,
yuh practice with it every now and then.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
People that have been following me on social media wonder
if I've been feeling unsafe lately because of what's been
going on in my personal life. I've been carrying that
burner with me when I walk Milton and when I
go jogging.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
The smart if anybody old to be able to do that, bro,
I am so ready on this one.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I know you're gonna, you know, give those commies a
little taste of your burner next time.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm ready for it. I'm practicing. I'm out there just
pulling the thing out, like is this it?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Is this it?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
You didn't seem to need it for them. There were
five on one and they still thought you were mean
and bullying them.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, I still want to be ready.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
I got to stay on my toes. I will ad met.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Last weekend at about seven in the morning, I accidentally
shot this old lady behind my building. She was out
there looking for her cat. I feel bad about it,
but safety first should be fine. Shakeney Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
For many to update this. How you figure space.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh well, I don't know. The Marines go to space
or is that just space force?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I gotta think considering what the Marines do, don't they
get a ride sometimes from the Army or obviously they're
part of the Navy technically. Yeah, yeah, but I gotta
think at some point marines are going to get dropped
off on the moon and go fight China.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
That seems inevitable.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Luckily, since it is the Marine Corps two hundred and
fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
To day, we happen to have a marine handy. Hi, Richard,
what it's that mic in front of him? Yeah, there
you go, lean on into it a little bit. There,
give me a little mic.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Not good, Actually, that's there we go.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
That's turned the right one on. Yeah, sorry, Yeah, you're
good now, Happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Thank you having all the Marines out there. You don't
look two hundred and fifty. You look way younger a
little bit, a little bit. I was told you were
a hardcore killing machine every day. You look like a
nice guy who coaches his case soccer team. So they'll
get you that. That's exactly how it is.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
So we are hoping to get some folks to come
out and see the Marine Corps birthday cake cutting ceremony
and celebration in person tonight in the Houston area.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
It's in sugar Land, Tallared Haul Talllared Brewery.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Talared Brewing Company, Taliard Brewery and sugar Land and the
coal front blew in just in time because we got
a nice outdoor area and we can all be outside.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
It's perfect. That sounds like a good time. So do
you guys still cut the cake with a sword? Yes? Sir?
How fun? And who gets that honor? It will be
I will be cutting the cake? Oh special? Yes? What
did you what did you do? Did you have to
pay for that or a costs extra? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
you have to be tough. Really, honor that you have

(11:51):
has been bestowed upon you. What kind of storry are
we talking here? Samurai? Or like a light saber sword?
Marines officers sword?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
All right, okay, that seems a little more appropriate than
a lightsaber. Which tried the lightsaber once but it didn't work.
Burning the cake just melt that icing.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, I like birthday cake and enjoy Marine Corps celebration.
It's gonna be a good time. Plus U I understand
that we still have some of our what they called
kits sets. Yes, now tell us about the commemorative set
because these things are only one hundred bucks and there's
only well, there was three hundred of them. We're running low,

(12:29):
but they're still so available you're gonna want this.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
We made these specifically for the two fiftieth because we
three marines got together. We've got devil Dog whiskey. We've
got a twenty five millimeter spent bush Master around to
make the shot glass. You've got a member of a cigar.
It's a beautiful set, and we get the challenge coin.
Get that absolutely two hundred and fiftieth year challenge coin.

(12:55):
And we decided we needed to find the perfect group
to benefit from this, so we picked wheelchairs for Woye.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Very appropriate.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, it's kind of amazing after all these years being
a military vat, always being in a marine. Well, our
government ain't perfect, but if there's one thing we could fix,
can't we just treat these vets a little better?

Speaker 5 (13:16):
I would hope. So it looks like it's getting a
little better. Were doing well, but you know what's marine,
always marine, so we always take care of our own.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
The thing that people are always surprised about when I
explain what wheelchairs for warriors is that the reaction I
always get is either oh, that's great, or wait, is
there a need for that?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Why don't they get wheelchairs.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
And they think it's just going to be a regular wheelchair,
like you just get a ride in the airport. Now,
these are custom designed to fit that particular wounded person's needs.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
And the real point of it is not to give
them the wheelchairs, to give them back their dignity. These
are men and women who have trouble going to the
bathroom or fishing with their children, moving around the kitchen
so they can cook a meal on things we all
take for granted and stuff that they missdoing because they
made the ultimate sacrifice for their country. And so that's
when you donate to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, that's

(14:09):
what you're getting. But one way to do that today
rather than just going to that website is to go
to to theCore dot com core spelled corps.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah there's anth at the end, even though you don't
hear it. Obama did not expel that.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
All right, If we go to theCore dot com and
we'll see the commemorative set and you'll like that.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
And it also tells you where and when to be
for the kate cutting.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
But if we can't get there or people that don't
live nearby, how could they enjoy it?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
We also have a zoom link there so you can
join and actually give a toast on the big screen
if you want to from wherever you are. Well, I
like that, so just if you click on it, it'll
take your right to the zoom and then we'll put
you on the big screen at the party. Current cutting
ceremony starts nineteen hundred hours tonight.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's a big deal for those that don't know, the
Marine Corps started in a.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Bar done tavern. What have you ever? I know that
bar doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
They actually it, actually they're rebuilding it now.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Is that.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
They were going to have the Corps Marine Corps Birthday
celebration there, but they didn't get it built yet. But
in Philadelphia they are reproducing that bar.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Wow, finally sort of a reason to go to Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
By the way, the story behind that is fascinating.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Started in sixteen eighty five, popular spot for socializing. How
appropriate that tonight here in our home city, you guys
are going to have the event.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
At a brewery.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Absolutely great place to socialize and say happy birthday to
the core.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Nobody does a hot pretzel better than the breweries. Why
is that? You gotta like that?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
You ever go into a brewery and get one of
those big hot pretzels. Oh yeah, it's not the same
when you get it at kmart. No, it's not the
thing which doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Well, thank you for coming in and helping to celebrate shit.
I hope everybody comes out. We want to see you
enjoy the beautiful weather and raise.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Money for wheelchairs for warriors and sal loot to the
Marine Corps.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Every birthday Marines.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
One thing a lot of people don't understand about the
Marines in this country is that when the military, when
there's time and the service is over, the sacrifice still
isn't over. Twenty two a day we lose these guys
the PTSD. They're riddled with it, and we used to
call it shell shock. People often write that off or
dismiss it as some you know, no, it's fine, they
have a little trouble sleeping. It's like, no, this is

(16:31):
a real serious issue. Our country is tasked with policing
the whole world. The cost of that, not just financially
but emotionally, it's enduring. It doesn't seem to go away.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Don't feel bad about staying out late and partying with
the Corps. Coach tomorrow's a holiday, so you can just
call in say I'm not coming.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh you have to work, Billy.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
It maybe depends on just how wild this Marine Corps
party gets.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Huh well, Happy two hundred and fiftieth birthday to the Marines.
Once a Marine, always a Marine, and it all started
in a bar.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Happy birthday to the United States Marine Corps, the only
branch of the military that can say with a straight
face they were born in a bar, and not just
any bar. The original Ton Tavern. Sure, the original building
was torn down in seventeen eighty one, but Marine veteran
Monti Dom rebuilt it a block away, which kind of
feels right. Marines don't wait for history to come back.

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They rebuild it, shine it up, and hold a ceremony
with enough pride to crack a liberty bell. So cheers
to the Marines, the only people who can turn a
birthday party into a national moment and still be early
for Formation tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Simplify, Oh Lord walking for uncle first mean no, just
wo ah, Hold.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
No, you didn't go home and sort yourself out? Walton M.
Johnson