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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think my brain is broken. I think you know
what porn brain is?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Porn brain? Well, I can imagine.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I think I have meme brain.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh you're not addicted to porn.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
No, I'm indifferent about porn.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm not one of these people you'll hear on right
wing radio who wants to outlaw it. Nor am I
a guy that follows a bunch of OnlyFans models. I
don't whatever you want to look at porn. This is America.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
But didn't you hold your breath, stump your feet and
just declare that you were never going to pay taxes
again until they open the porn back up on the
internet in Texas.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's very easy to get around that, I'm told.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Really, yeah, I heard there was no porn available on
the internet in Texas.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I mean we always thought that was silly. We live
in one of the states where they made it. So
you've got to show your age to look at porn.
But the Internet is a vast universe of international information
and metropolis, a network of multi cultural like, there's porn
all over the Internet. That Ken Paxton no offense. I
like Ken Paxton, but you know he can't stop you
(01:11):
from looking at a website in Eastern Europe.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
But no, that's not what I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's memes that you were into.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't have porn brain. I have meme brain. Somebody
sent me a video a couple of minutes agoy. I
was just watching it here and they're like, hey, this
is you. And I watched the video and there's this
guy in his condo and he had a French bulldog
and they get up in the morning and they eat cereal,
and then they're cleaning the house, and then he goes
for a walk and he exercises, and then they go
(01:37):
to bed, and that's the whole video. Oh and I
it was like a montage of music, and I thought
what I thought that was you. I thought he was
going to crap his pants or fall out of the
window or something to.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Make it uniquely more about you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Specifically, I was expecting the dog to maul a squirrel
or I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't look at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
This kind of content. It's too wholesome for me. I
watched the whole video and at the end of it,
I was nothing happened. I was disappointed. I was like,
it's just a video. It's just a nice video of
a guy and his dog being normal.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Even get hit over the head with a shovel. You know,
snow didn't fall off the house and bury him or
anything like that.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Right, an alligator didn't attack the dog, nor did the
dog attack an alligator.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I'm glad you guys brought up gators. You mind
if I jump in there?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Good morning, Billy had Hatfield on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What's up, buddy? Yeah, it's me, isn't it? Okay? It's Friday. Yeah,
y'all know it's the twenty first.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Huh uh tell me more.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It means we're just one month away from those frigid
arctic winter temperatures. It's it's a month till winter starts
December twenty first.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But yeah, we had Thanksgiving to get through.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
And apparently we won't be sweating all along the Gulf
Coast Thanksgiving Day, as it will cool down from the
mid eighties maybe into the seventies.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Boo, y' all ready for that?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I know I'm not. I'm probably alone in this. I
like when it's warm here and it's snow in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You like that?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, I don't mind. I don't need to be cold here.
We need some cold weather just to kill the skeeters.
If nothing else, that's all we look forward to in
the South. Does it gotta get cold enough to kill
the skeeters.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
For a while.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
We don't really have mosquitos in the city. You're gonna sweet, don't.
You're gonna hate me for saying this. But I you know,
I live in a high rise. So every night, if
the weather's nice enough, I'll just leave my boat. I'll
leave my balcony door open.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
They can't fly that high.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Skeeters can't get up up all the way up to
your palatial or what you know, seventieth floor.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think the answer is no.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And also because it's the city, even if you're down
on the ground level, there's not really that many mosquitoes
around here.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I'm sure there's one or two, but no. I know.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
My other favorite thing too, If I leave the door open,
my balcony door, and a moth flies in, or a
fly or something. Yeah, oh, Billy ed, I got one
of those things that looks like a tennis racket.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Oh yeah, I thought you were gonna say it. You know,
gets Milton to run around chasing it. But those tennis
racket electric bugs. That's a good time, bro.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I feel like Conan the Barbarian when I'm swinging one
of those around in my living room. I'm like, there's
a fly in here, and I'll turn on I'll make
all the lights real bright.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'll turn them all I'm like, we're gonna find him.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I get them.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's real quiet, and Milton figures out what I'm doing,
so he starts hunting for the fly. I like it
to alert me, and I'm just like, I like making
the noise when.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I do it. Oh Hill, Yeah, you gotta make the noise.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And then when you catch the fly with the fly
swatter in the little tennis racking, it's so satisfying.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Sizzles. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I was like, this must be the way the country
folk feel when they shoot a buck.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know. Okay, what suret that's about the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's all I got. You know, we can't
shoot animals in the city. They get mad at us
for a while, though, catch you. I'm one of those
urban Republicans. I'm like the only guy in the Whole
Foods with a gun. But I don't want people to
know that. I don't want to alert attention to it
because I just need to get some.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Food and get out of here.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But if something goes down to the Whole Foods, you're ready, bro,
if you're at the Whole food like Cobra in that
grocery store when he told that guy, he said, uh,
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I take about Oh, I've thought about it for sure,
And while it's never happened, just know that if it does.
The only thing I've been doing lately is I jog
around the park with my burna.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't want to hold it in your hand, No,
I have a whole story. Okay, Well it's little, that's
the whole thing about it. They're very small.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You can just took it right in the front of
your shorts if you want to. In that way while
you're running. The ladies might get a little.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Extra show, because I figure, if I shoot someone in
the park, that's really going to alarm people.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Well, let you keep running. At that point, I don't
want to be even darting to the woods for a
little bit. Come out to the other side, and I
don't know what burna because it's still in the woods.
City you go back and get that late.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's not the PTSD or the moral dilemma of shooting
someone that would bother me.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's all the paperwork, I would hear you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's not like you just shoot.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Him and leave. What do you got toe Youah?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I think the.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Reason he interrupted us in the first place was I'm
glad you brought up gators.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know where that went. Oh oh, a gator thing.
I got you, I got you. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Here is Ice heading to New Orleans. It's all over
South Louisiana, but New Orleans specifically, and we got some
emails for suggestions, Mia says, green Beans boys. I wanted
to let you know, to help me get the word out.
When Ice comes to town, please tell them where to go.
(06:27):
As an avid fisherwoman, I would love it if you
would send the Ice boys down to Grand Isle and fouchon.
They are they, you know, who are trashing the place.
They're keeping everything they catch, not abiding by the wildlife limits.
And I'm sick of it, it says says Mia. They
(06:48):
broke into the country and now they're stealing our fish
and our way of life. So Ice get down there
and get to the illegals out of the fishing boats.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh, and I mean, by the way, while we're on
the grand Isle subject, there is a recent history of
people using that little part of the state there to
smuggle Hondurans. Oh yeah, a little while back they caught
somebody smuggling twenty four Hondurans into Louisiana through Grand Isle.
There's a story about it. The report is on the
US Department of Justices website and it's the kind.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Of which Department of Justices Biden's old department or this
new one that is out on all of Biden's crimes.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, it started off as an investigation under him, to
be fair, and it still continues now. So the other email,
I think the difference is now we're doing something about it.
To answer your question, Walter says, Jill I used to
take them illegals down South Louisiana over to peer Part
and let Troy Landry use them for bait.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You ever watch them swamp people. It amazes There's a
there's a comedian a black comedia who is just amazed
by watching the crazy white people on swamp people because
they go and catch these seven eight pound alligators.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
And they used their hands. Did they bring a stick?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I think they actually do, But yeah, it just freaks
people out when you watch them catch some giant gators.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You know, my buddy Randall Readers explained this to me before,
and you'd probably understand it better than me. But you know,
hunting for gators isn't really as exciting in real life
as they make it look on TV.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Well.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
TV has a way of compressing all the excitement into
a like a one hour show, when they might have
spent three days rounding up the gators for that one hour.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right exactly, the gators just kind of laying there like
a log.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
But my buddy Randall Reader is you know, he's a
TV personality, and he did a reality show once where
they went hunting for gators and he said it was
he felt kind of silly because they had to add
all this dramatic music and everything, but in reality, they
were just sitting at in a boat shooting at something
that was barely moving and the gator didn't even know
was shot at.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
It was, well, when you're out hunting gator, you you
you put a dead chicken up on a hook and
drop it over the edge of a tree limb and
the gators jump up and grab it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They you know, got that hook.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's like fishing, only you got a really big hook
because you're catching a big gator. And then you just
you know, walk over your paddle over in your boat
and pop a twenty two in the back of her skull.
It really calms them down.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Uh, you know, you really got to wonder if that's
why the gators taste like chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know, they say it tastes like chicken. Is it
because they're eating the chicken?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
They're using chicken for bait?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Makes perfect sense. I'm ready for the weekend. It's gonna
be a bang of party.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
There's a lot of drinking involved.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
A party.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Something tells me by the musical choice you've made this
morning that you have news about that little eighteen year
old girl on a cruise ship, don't.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You don't you well, I mean, that is a big
news story to but it's just to play in sailing.
It's just a coincidence. That is nothing to that was
a cruise ship. This is a song about a.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Sailboat that's scheduled to come up in the rotation cruise ships.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Said sailboats are totally different.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Scheduled to come up in rotation.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, so it's scheduled to come up at a rotation.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Hey, y'all are gonna stick together on this. But I
know what you do, and you get news on it.
Cruise ship death.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Well, we do, but that has nothing to do with
the music I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
All right, what's the what's the worst?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
So they had a funeral for the teenage girl who died.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
On the cruise ship.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
First of all, that there's a problem right there. The
funeral was held yesterday, was a memorial or her biological
mother was barred from attending her own daughter's funeral because
of family tensions.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm sorry, I don't I'm a parent.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I don't think anybody's gonna keep me out of my
daughter's funeral. I don't care how mad they are or
who they hire to keep me away.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Someone that's insane, especially considering that this young teenage girl
got murdered while the people hosting the funeral were you know,
she was in their custodies.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, the dad and the new the new mother, stepmom,
the dad's new wife.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
All right, So investigators are looking into the mysterious death
of the eighteen year old cheerleader that was you know,
I can we say she was murdered.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I think it's kind of obvious it was a murder.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Definitely, because the reports are still making it sound like, oh,
we don't know, but.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
They also aren't telling us how she was murdered. Were
there's stab wounds? Was there a gunshot? I don't think
there was a gun on the cruise. Did they some
other with a pillow? They know they're not saying.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Anna Kaepner's ex boyfriend is well, he's a teenage kid.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You saw him, Josh. He was on TV just a
minute ago.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
He'll be all over the news today because now they
drug the ex boyfriend into it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
She's an ex relationship and.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Any things like that.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Let me take a second. Your name is Josh two.
You spell your last thing right? And how do you
see fifteen? And how did you meet Anna?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Wait wait wait wait he's her ex boyfriend and she's eighteen.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And he's fifteen. Okay, whatever relationship last year? And how
did you actually.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Meet the herds school?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
High school? What type of person?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Wash?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She was a great kind of you know, I'm met
her at school?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Okay, this is moving a little saw here, but his
boy's face just covered with acne.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Fifteen.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, and just you know.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He says he witnessed her stepbrother climb on top of
her during a FaceTime call, and that well, that they
had a kind of an awkward relationship. In the interview,
he told Inside Edition that the stepbrother was obsessed with Anna.
Oh yeah, the sixteen year old brother tried pursuing the
cheerleader despite being members of the blended family.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yep, maybe he had the hots for her when dad
was just dating the mom, you know, and he's like, yeah,
I'll gotta get some of that. And then they ended up,
you know, his mom ended up marrying her dad, and
now they're all of a sudden family and it's a
no good you can't touch that.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Well, that upset him.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
The ex boyfriend said that Anna was scared of the
brother because he always carried around a big knife. Stephen
Weston even cited an alleged incident that he claimed was
witnessed by his son Joshua. According to his claims, Joshua,
who was dating Anna at the time, saw her stepbrother
come into the room when she was sleeping and got
on top of her during a FaceTime call.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The tricky.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I haven't anything to do with the murder, but always
like the iron, these little wrinkles out because you said
earlier that he climbed on her during a FaceTime call.
Right she was sleeping? Yeah, so was the guy, the
sixteen year old step brother. Was he on FaceTime with
somebody while he climbed on the girl, because you don't
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usually FaceTime people that are sleep.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It sounds like Steven is the father of Joshua, and
Joshua is facetiming with his dad while Anna was asleep,
and that the dad witnessed that. I know that's the
Weston further claimed that the sixteen year old was infatuated
and attracted to Anna. He added that the teenager always
wanted to date the victim despite their relations. Stephen Weston
claimed that Joshua tried to warn Anna Anna's parents about
(14:17):
the situation, but they apparently didn't believe him.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
They weren't even boyfriend and girlfriend anymore, but he still
you know, I kept in touch and said, hey, watch out,
this guy's crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
In a separate news surrounding Anna Keepner's mysterious death, Heather Kepner,
Anna's biological mother, told Inside Editions she was not allowed
to be part of the event due to the conflicts
within the family. Heather, however, said she would do whatever
it took to say goodbye to her own daughter.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
A lot of questions. It's a messed up family, for sure.
It sounds like they were messed up even before he
married some you know, crazy kids. Mom.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I feel like as a member of the white trash community,
I and my friend Billy ed here are probably the
right people to analyze this.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I think we've done a fairly good job of it already.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Because it's pretty clear that Anna's original parents, you know,
we had a very twisted relationship if they were not
happy with each other. And statistically speaking, when you've had
one twisted relationship, and very often is the case, the
next twisted the next relationship is equally as twisted, maybe
just in a different way. You've corrected some things but
ignored other red flags because now you're in a relationship
(15:27):
with a woman whose teenage son wants to like have
sex with or murder your your daughter. It's what the
media is insinuating. We don't know, we're just going off
the news.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I've been told that we should also say at this
point so far, the sixteen year old step brother is
merely a suspect. See how that right, That's how they
put it gets you out of trouble. And the mom
said that she would attend the funeral. She said, I'm
going to wear a disguise.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm going to put a wig on and wear some
really tall shoes, shoes because I'm four foot nine. Heather
spoke of her daughter and said she couldn't meet her
very regularly, but was proud of the teenager. She was
a really good child. She never really complained much.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
In the meantime.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
The New York Post has a creepy headline about this
whole thing because she was, I guess, sharing a room
with her fourteen year old real brother and the sixteen
year old step brother because mom and her stepmom and
dad had their own cabin and they.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Didn't want to sure that was the stabbing in there.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, or we thought it was the stab cabin.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
So the creepy part apparently because Anna left dinner early,
says she wasn't feeling good, and then nobody saw her
after that. So the fourteen year old, her real brother,
when he went back to the cabin after dinner, and
there's bedtime. He just laid down, went to sleep in
a bed. Maybe there were more than one bed in there,
because there's three people in it. And he went to
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sleep and slept the night away, just feet away from
his dead sister who was stuffed under the other bunk.
And he didn't know, I mean assume he didn't know
as far as we know. And that was his biological sister.
The other brother was a stepbrother.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
And it does feel like having two post adolescent teenagers
in the same room that are not of blood relation.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean, it's already weird.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It was.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It was a bad move right away.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I mean, first we heard that that was the situation
where like, oh, yeah, you know, this ain't good.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Well, I never had a thing like that growing up,
where my parents got divorced and then remarried somebody that
had a child that was roughly my age, but of
the opposite sex or gender, and you never experienced it.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
But you can go back watch some of these movies.
You know, I think there was one with that home
Alone kid in it. You know he was a killer. Yeah,
he probably took that role because the home alone kid,
he's getting tired of being cute.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
The good Son, Yeah, I forgot about that movie movie
and it was actually a very good movie. Macaulay Culkin
is famous for being in Home Alone. He's also famous
for being in some cult classics like I think he
was in a movie called Party Monster, which was about
New York City.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Ravers or whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
But the but good Son was a really it was
a very well done movie.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But it was dark.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh yeah, he was a creepy, creepy kid.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
And maybe what we're dealing with here, Wow, that is
uh so she's just a suspect at this time, it.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Is you know, yeah, correct, Thank you boy.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Simply put your complaint in writing and send along with
ten thousand dollars in cash for postage and handling to
Walton and Johnson Complaint Division, Walton M.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Johnson
I think my brain is broken. I think you know
what porn brain is?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Porn brain? Well, I can imagine.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I think I have meme brain.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh you're not addicted to porn.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
No, I'm indifferent about porn.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm not one of these people you'll hear on right
wing radio who wants to outlaw it. Nor am I
a guy that follows a bunch of OnlyFans models. I
don't whatever you want to look at porn. This is America.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
But didn't you hold your breath, stump your feet and
just declare that you were never going to pay taxes
again until they open the porn back up on the
internet in Texas.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's very easy to get around that, I'm told.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Really, yeah, I heard there was no porn available on
the internet in Texas.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I mean we always thought that was silly. We live
in one of the states where they made it. So
you've got to show your age to look at porn.
But the Internet is a vast universe of international information
and metropolis, a network of multi cultural like, there's porn
all over the Internet. That Ken Paxton no offense. I
like Ken Paxton, but you know he can't stop you
(01:11):
from looking at a website in Eastern Europe.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
But no, that's not what I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's memes that you were into.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't have porn brain. I have meme brain. Somebody
sent me a video a couple of minutes agoy. I
was just watching it here and they're like, hey, this
is you. And I watched the video and there's this
guy in his condo and he had a French bulldog
and they get up in the morning and they eat cereal,
and then they're cleaning the house, and then he goes
for a walk and he exercises, and then they go
(01:37):
to bed, and that's the whole video. Oh and I
it was like a montage of music, and I thought
what I thought that was you. I thought he was
going to crap his pants or fall out of the
window or something to.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Make it uniquely more about you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Specifically, I was expecting the dog to maul a squirrel
or I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't look at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
This kind of content. It's too wholesome for me. I
watched the whole video and at the end of it,
I was nothing happened. I was disappointed. I was like,
it's just a video. It's just a nice video of
a guy and his dog being normal.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Even get hit over the head with a shovel. You know,
snow didn't fall off the house and bury him or
anything like that.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Right, an alligator didn't attack the dog, nor did the
dog attack an alligator.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I'm glad you guys brought up gators. You mind
if I jump in there?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Good morning, Billy had Hatfield on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What's up, buddy? Yeah, it's me, isn't it? Okay? It's Friday. Yeah,
y'all know it's the twenty first.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Huh uh tell me more.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It means we're just one month away from those frigid
arctic winter temperatures. It's it's a month till winter starts
December twenty first.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But yeah, we had Thanksgiving to get through.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
And apparently we won't be sweating all along the Gulf
Coast Thanksgiving Day, as it will cool down from the
mid eighties maybe into the seventies.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Boo, y' all ready for that?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I know I'm not. I'm probably alone in this. I
like when it's warm here and it's snow in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You like that?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, I don't mind. I don't need to be cold here.
We need some cold weather just to kill the skeeters.
If nothing else, that's all we look forward to in
the South. Does it gotta get cold enough to kill
the skeeters.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
For a while.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
We don't really have mosquitos in the city. You're gonna sweet, don't.
You're gonna hate me for saying this. But I you know,
I live in a high rise. So every night, if
the weather's nice enough, I'll just leave my boat. I'll
leave my balcony door open.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
They can't fly that high.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Skeeters can't get up up all the way up to
your palatial or what you know, seventieth floor.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think the answer is no.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And also because it's the city, even if you're down
on the ground level, there's not really that many mosquitoes
around here.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I'm sure there's one or two, but no. I know.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
My other favorite thing too, If I leave the door open,
my balcony door, and a moth flies in, or a
fly or something. Yeah, oh, Billy ed, I got one
of those things that looks like a tennis racket.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Oh yeah, I thought you were gonna say it. You know,
gets Milton to run around chasing it. But those tennis
racket electric bugs. That's a good time, bro.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I feel like Conan the Barbarian when I'm swinging one
of those around in my living room. I'm like, there's
a fly in here, and I'll turn on I'll make
all the lights real bright.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'll turn them all I'm like, we're gonna find him.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I get them.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's real quiet, and Milton figures out what I'm doing,
so he starts hunting for the fly. I like it
to alert me, and I'm just like, I like making
the noise when.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I do it. Oh Hill, Yeah, you gotta make the noise.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And then when you catch the fly with the fly
swatter in the little tennis racking, it's so satisfying.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Sizzles. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I was like, this must be the way the country
folk feel when they shoot a buck.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know. Okay, what suret that's about the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's all I got. You know, we can't
shoot animals in the city. They get mad at us
for a while, though, catch you. I'm one of those
urban Republicans. I'm like the only guy in the Whole
Foods with a gun. But I don't want people to
know that. I don't want to alert attention to it
because I just need to get some.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Food and get out of here.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But if something goes down to the Whole Foods, you're ready, bro,
if you're at the Whole food like Cobra in that
grocery store when he told that guy, he said, uh,
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I take about Oh, I've thought about it for sure,
And while it's never happened, just know that if it does.
The only thing I've been doing lately is I jog
around the park with my burna.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't want to hold it in your hand, No,
I have a whole story. Okay, Well it's little, that's
the whole thing about it. They're very small.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You can just took it right in the front of
your shorts if you want to. In that way while
you're running. The ladies might get a little.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Extra show, because I figure, if I shoot someone in
the park, that's really going to alarm people.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Well, let you keep running. At that point, I don't
want to be even darting to the woods for a
little bit. Come out to the other side, and I
don't know what burna because it's still in the woods.
City you go back and get that late.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's not the PTSD or the moral dilemma of shooting
someone that would bother me.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's all the paperwork, I would hear you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's not like you just shoot.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Him and leave. What do you got toe Youah?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I think the.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Reason he interrupted us in the first place was I'm
glad you brought up gators.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know where that went. Oh oh, a gator thing.
I got you, I got you. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Here is Ice heading to New Orleans. It's all over
South Louisiana, but New Orleans specifically, and we got some
emails for suggestions, Mia says, green Beans boys. I wanted
to let you know, to help me get the word out.
When Ice comes to town, please tell them where to go.
(06:27):
As an avid fisherwoman, I would love it if you
would send the Ice boys down to Grand Isle and fouchon.
They are they, you know, who are trashing the place.
They're keeping everything they catch, not abiding by the wildlife limits.
And I'm sick of it, it says says Mia. They
(06:48):
broke into the country and now they're stealing our fish
and our way of life. So Ice get down there
and get to the illegals out of the fishing boats.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh, and I mean, by the way, while we're on
the grand Isle subject, there is a recent history of
people using that little part of the state there to
smuggle Hondurans. Oh yeah, a little while back they caught
somebody smuggling twenty four Hondurans into Louisiana through Grand Isle.
There's a story about it. The report is on the
US Department of Justices website and it's the kind.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Of which Department of Justices Biden's old department or this
new one that is out on all of Biden's crimes.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, it started off as an investigation under him, to
be fair, and it still continues now. So the other email,
I think the difference is now we're doing something about it.
To answer your question, Walter says, Jill I used to
take them illegals down South Louisiana over to peer Part
and let Troy Landry use them for bait.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You ever watch them swamp people. It amazes There's a
there's a comedian a black comedia who is just amazed
by watching the crazy white people on swamp people because
they go and catch these seven eight pound alligators.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
And they used their hands. Did they bring a stick?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I think they actually do, But yeah, it just freaks
people out when you watch them catch some giant gators.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You know, my buddy Randall Readers explained this to me before,
and you'd probably understand it better than me. But you know,
hunting for gators isn't really as exciting in real life
as they make it look on TV.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Well.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
TV has a way of compressing all the excitement into
a like a one hour show, when they might have
spent three days rounding up the gators for that one hour.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right exactly, the gators just kind of laying there like
a log.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
But my buddy Randall Reader is you know, he's a
TV personality, and he did a reality show once where
they went hunting for gators and he said it was
he felt kind of silly because they had to add
all this dramatic music and everything, but in reality, they
were just sitting at in a boat shooting at something
that was barely moving and the gator didn't even know
was shot at.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
It was, well, when you're out hunting gator, you you
you put a dead chicken up on a hook and
drop it over the edge of a tree limb and
the gators jump up and grab it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They you know, got that hook.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's like fishing, only you got a really big hook
because you're catching a big gator. And then you just
you know, walk over your paddle over in your boat
and pop a twenty two in the back of her skull.
It really calms them down.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Uh, you know, you really got to wonder if that's
why the gators taste like chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know, they say it tastes like chicken. Is it
because they're eating the chicken?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
They're using chicken for bait?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Makes perfect sense. I'm ready for the weekend. It's gonna
be a bang of party.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
There's a lot of drinking involved.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
A party.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Something tells me by the musical choice you've made this
morning that you have news about that little eighteen year
old girl on a cruise ship, don't.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You don't you well, I mean, that is a big
news story to but it's just to play in sailing.
It's just a coincidence. That is nothing to that was
a cruise ship. This is a song about a.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Sailboat that's scheduled to come up in the rotation cruise ships.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Said sailboats are totally different.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Scheduled to come up in rotation.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, so it's scheduled to come up at a rotation.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Hey, y'all are gonna stick together on this. But I
know what you do, and you get news on it.
Cruise ship death.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Well, we do, but that has nothing to do with
the music I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
All right, what's the what's the worst?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
So they had a funeral for the teenage girl who died.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
On the cruise ship.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
First of all, that there's a problem right there. The
funeral was held yesterday, was a memorial or her biological
mother was barred from attending her own daughter's funeral because
of family tensions.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm sorry, I don't I'm a parent.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I don't think anybody's gonna keep me out of my
daughter's funeral. I don't care how mad they are or
who they hire to keep me away.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Someone that's insane, especially considering that this young teenage girl
got murdered while the people hosting the funeral were you know,
she was in their custodies.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, the dad and the new the new mother, stepmom,
the dad's new wife.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
All right, So investigators are looking into the mysterious death
of the eighteen year old cheerleader that was you know,
I can we say she was murdered.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I think it's kind of obvious it was a murder.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Definitely, because the reports are still making it sound like, oh,
we don't know, but.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
They also aren't telling us how she was murdered. Were
there's stab wounds? Was there a gunshot? I don't think
there was a gun on the cruise. Did they some
other with a pillow? They know they're not saying.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Anna Kaepner's ex boyfriend is well, he's a teenage kid.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You saw him, Josh. He was on TV just a
minute ago.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
He'll be all over the news today because now they
drug the ex boyfriend into it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
She's an ex relationship and.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Any things like that.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Let me take a second. Your name is Josh two.
You spell your last thing right? And how do you
see fifteen? And how did you meet Anna?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Wait wait wait wait he's her ex boyfriend and she's eighteen.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And he's fifteen. Okay, whatever relationship last year? And how
did you actually.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Meet the herds school?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
High school? What type of person?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Wash?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She was a great kind of you know, I'm met
her at school?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Okay, this is moving a little saw here, but his
boy's face just covered with acne.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Fifteen.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, and just you know.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He says he witnessed her stepbrother climb on top of
her during a FaceTime call, and that well, that they
had a kind of an awkward relationship. In the interview,
he told Inside Edition that the stepbrother was obsessed with Anna.
Oh yeah, the sixteen year old brother tried pursuing the
cheerleader despite being members of the blended family.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yep, maybe he had the hots for her when dad
was just dating the mom, you know, and he's like, yeah,
I'll gotta get some of that. And then they ended up,
you know, his mom ended up marrying her dad, and
now they're all of a sudden family and it's a
no good you can't touch that.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Well, that upset him.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
The ex boyfriend said that Anna was scared of the
brother because he always carried around a big knife. Stephen
Weston even cited an alleged incident that he claimed was
witnessed by his son Joshua. According to his claims, Joshua,
who was dating Anna at the time, saw her stepbrother
come into the room when she was sleeping and got
on top of her during a FaceTime call.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The tricky.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I haven't anything to do with the murder, but always
like the iron, these little wrinkles out because you said
earlier that he climbed on her during a FaceTime call.
Right she was sleeping? Yeah, so was the guy, the
sixteen year old step brother. Was he on FaceTime with
somebody while he climbed on the girl, because you don't
(13:53):
usually FaceTime people that are sleep.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It sounds like Steven is the father of Joshua, and
Joshua is facetiming with his dad while Anna was asleep,
and that the dad witnessed that. I know that's the
Weston further claimed that the sixteen year old was infatuated
and attracted to Anna. He added that the teenager always
wanted to date the victim despite their relations. Stephen Weston
claimed that Joshua tried to warn Anna Anna's parents about
(14:17):
the situation, but they apparently didn't believe him.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
They weren't even boyfriend and girlfriend anymore, but he still
you know, I kept in touch and said, hey, watch out,
this guy's crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
In a separate news surrounding Anna Keepner's mysterious death, Heather Kepner,
Anna's biological mother, told Inside Editions she was not allowed
to be part of the event due to the conflicts
within the family. Heather, however, said she would do whatever
it took to say goodbye to her own daughter.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
A lot of questions. It's a messed up family, for sure.
It sounds like they were messed up even before he
married some you know, crazy kids. Mom.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I feel like as a member of the white trash community,
I and my friend Billy ed here are probably the
right people to analyze this.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I think we've done a fairly good job of it already.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Because it's pretty clear that Anna's original parents, you know,
we had a very twisted relationship if they were not
happy with each other. And statistically speaking, when you've had
one twisted relationship, and very often is the case, the
next twisted the next relationship is equally as twisted, maybe
just in a different way. You've corrected some things but
ignored other red flags because now you're in a relationship
(15:27):
with a woman whose teenage son wants to like have
sex with or murder your your daughter. It's what the
media is insinuating. We don't know, we're just going off
the news.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I've been told that we should also say at this
point so far, the sixteen year old step brother is
merely a suspect. See how that right, That's how they
put it gets you out of trouble. And the mom
said that she would attend the funeral. She said, I'm
going to wear a disguise.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm going to put a wig on and wear some
really tall shoes, shoes because I'm four foot nine. Heather
spoke of her daughter and said she couldn't meet her
very regularly, but was proud of the teenager. She was
a really good child. She never really complained much.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
In the meantime.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
The New York Post has a creepy headline about this
whole thing because she was, I guess, sharing a room
with her fourteen year old real brother and the sixteen
year old step brother because mom and her stepmom and
dad had their own cabin and they.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Didn't want to sure that was the stabbing in there.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, or we thought it was the stab cabin.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
So the creepy part apparently because Anna left dinner early,
says she wasn't feeling good, and then nobody saw her
after that. So the fourteen year old, her real brother,
when he went back to the cabin after dinner, and
there's bedtime. He just laid down, went to sleep in
a bed. Maybe there were more than one bed in there,
because there's three people in it. And he went to
(16:52):
sleep and slept the night away, just feet away from
his dead sister who was stuffed under the other bunk.
And he didn't know, I mean assume he didn't know
as far as we know. And that was his biological sister.
The other brother was a stepbrother.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
And it does feel like having two post adolescent teenagers
in the same room that are not of blood relation.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean, it's already weird.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It was.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It was a bad move right away.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I mean, first we heard that that was the situation
where like, oh, yeah, you know, this ain't good.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Well, I never had a thing like that growing up,
where my parents got divorced and then remarried somebody that
had a child that was roughly my age, but of
the opposite sex or gender, and you never experienced it.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
But you can go back watch some of these movies.
You know, I think there was one with that home
Alone kid in it. You know he was a killer. Yeah,
he probably took that role because the home alone kid,
he's getting tired of being cute.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
The good Son, Yeah, I forgot about that movie movie
and it was actually a very good movie. Macaulay Culkin
is famous for being in Home Alone. He's also famous
for being in some cult classics like I think he
was in a movie called Party Monster, which was about
New York City.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Ravers or whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
But the but good Son was a really it was
a very well done movie.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But it was dark.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh yeah, he was a creepy, creepy kid.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
And maybe what we're dealing with here, Wow, that is
uh so she's just a suspect at this time, it.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Is you know, yeah, correct, Thank you boy.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Simply put your complaint in writing and send along with
ten thousand dollars in cash for postage and handling to
Walton and Johnson Complaint Division, Walton M.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
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