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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh boy, I think I got here just in time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You guys needed me last night, mister Kenneth, I struck out.
You struck what I struck out? Okay, it was a
bad night for Kenny.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh No.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I was waiting in line at the bank and I
met this young woman and she gave me the eye,
and I gave her the eye, and I knew what
she wanted me to say, so I leaned in and
I told her. I was like, the Federal Reserve is
a scam. They're printing out money with no backing. It's
called fiat currency. We used to be on the gold
standard and they got us off of that. And now
you think your four oh one k is doing better.
You think bitcoin's worth a lot of money. No, it's
(00:37):
just that the dollar is depleting in value so quickly
it's going to crumble our entire society. And did she
share your common interest and was riveted by your conversation?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
After I said that, she gave me a long look
and then she said no English. And I was like,
damn it, man, if she knew what I said, we
would have gone straight to poundtown.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's what I think. Yeah, but you'd have to hit
the atm first.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Huh, well, I mean obviously she's an immigrant. Well, yeah,
it's free.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The reason I rushed right in is you were going
on and on about this poor eighteen year old cheerleader
who was murdered on a cruise ship. And yeah, the
family is what they call a a blended family. And
sometimes the blending it doesn't reduce the chunks, it doesn't
(01:27):
emulsify to kind of like the way America used to
be a melting pot, remember that, and then we stopped
doing that. Used to be no matter where you came from,
you come to America, you become an American. That was
one of the things that was so unique about this country.
You know, if you moved to Ireland, I don't care
how long you live there. You're not Irish, thank god.
(01:50):
Yeah that would suck. If you moved to Germany, I
don't care how long you live there, You're still not German.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You're just a guy that moved to Germany.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But when people came to America from all over the world,
partly because of our religious freedoms, and you know, partly
because we got you know, the kick ass moles.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sure, yeah that's great. Yeah, you are an American.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, when we used to melt, when we blended, that
family didn't blend too well. And it sounds like the
dad married a woman that was married to somebody else before,
and he was married to a woman the first time
that it was married to somebody else before. There were
a lot of steps and exes and all these.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh yeah, both of them, Both of them were in
a twisted relationship before they got into this. Everybody's heard that.
We just if you're just turning around the radio, we
just explained how Anna's biological mom wasn't allowed at the
funeral and even told reporters she was going to wear
a disguise so.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She could sneak into the funeral. That's so messed up,
all right.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So that's the biological dad's ex wife. Now listen to this.
What about his new wife? The rabbit hole keeps getting deeper.
The stepmother, Anna, the eighteen year old Florida cheerleader found
dead under a bed a cruise ship, is invoking her
Fifth Amendment right not to testify at a family court
hearing involving her ex husband. It's a totally different case. Now,
(03:13):
Like I said, there were families in exes and steps
and all this other thing before these kids even got together.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So that's the step momm is Chantel Hudson.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She was on the Carnival Horizon cruise ship when her
stepdaughter's body was found under the bed. She's thirty six.
Traveled with her new husband, Ana's biological dad that's Christopher,
and his two other kids, along with her three kids.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So there's five kids.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
There's two of them and his step siblings who accompanied
her during a six day Caribbean getaway on the Carnival Horizon.
I've made this point before, three or four days on
a cruise ship's fun max six or seven it's too long.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And look what happens to people on the sixth day, right,
so Hudson. So does anybody explain.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Why it was that an eighteen year old girl was
in the bed room in the cabin with two teenage boys.
There were two other children there as well. Why why
wasn't she in charge of the younger kids or something exactly?
And making this even more complicated, the mom the stepmom
was involved in is currently involved in a custody battle
(04:21):
with her ex husband, Thomas Hudson, who filed an emergency
motion for temporary relief in Brevard County, Florida. Imagine if
because he wanted the kids for himself, he wanted the kids,
you think he still wants some well, imagine I probably
a murderer. Imagine if the judge had done what the
stepfather was Oh god was suggested, that guy wouldn't have
been on The suspect wouldn't have been on the boat. Again,
(04:43):
we don't know if he's guilty, blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah,
but they sure are making it sound like he is.
One of those kids. Was the sixteen year old son
Timothy tim Hudson. Timothy tim Hudson. Your first name's Timothy
and your middle name is tim Steven, Steve, Johnson, Kenny, Kenneth,
Kenny Webster.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, that's just part of the weirdness, Billy. The middle
name needs to be different, obviously. Obviously anyway, he's the
current suspect. Now, imagine if the judge had granted the
emergency custody to the ex husband, that young man who's
now the murder suspect wouldn't have been there at the time.
Stupid judge, it's the judges fault. Then, Wow, what you're
(05:22):
suggesting well, we look, I don't know anything about what's
going on in the case other than what we just
learned over the last few seconds here. But I do
know that our judicial system's broken and also this. But
I'll bet the real father of the murder suspect wouldn't
want to Uh. I don't know where to go with this.
He wouldn't want to have a murder in his house
if he hadn't known.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That at the time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
They're still having that court hearing though, in family court,
and she is saying she won't go or she'll invote
the filth.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You know, you think maybe he's changed her mind, your
waiver never mind, Yeah, let her let her have the boy.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, what happens now the next time he goes to
a custody hearing because it's scheduled, the dad's got to
go no matter what. So, now that your son is
a murder suspect here, do you still want custody or
wait until the trial's over?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What even does?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The judge says, like, I feel like you and I
don't need to keep having these hearings now that this
other thing's going on. Yeah, she want to just let
your broken ex wife and her broken life continue down
this broken path.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's such a mess, but it's more not not it
that's fun or even entertaining, but it is a break.
It's a relief from constantly having to talk about politics,
isn't it? Well, because there's lots of news in the
world of politics. I mean, apparently Pam Bondy brought the
receipts the DOJ under Biden.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Isn't some serious hot water right now?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean, where's Pam Bondi from? Originally you don't think
she was on a cruise ship. Well, she's from Florida. Yeah,
and these people in this broken family and like Casey Anthony,
wasn't she in Florida?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Lot of stuff. Well, yeah, that's why Florida has a
little bit of a I don't know if you've heard
about it, though, they've got kind of a rip. And
you know, some people ask them, like you guys been
doing Florida man for years?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You know, when does that wind down?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Good question? We'd like to know you let us know, Florida. Yeah,
when are you all going to take a break from
this insanity?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The woman we talked about yesterday about this time, Democrat
Florida Representative Sheila's whatever her name was. Remember her stole
five accused of stealing five million dollars of FEMA money,
COVID money, right, and that took it for herself.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She's a you know, that's a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Sheila Cheriff Fulis McCormick. She's got one of those hyphenated
last names. If you have a hyphenated last name and
one of the last names is McCormick and the other
one's Cheriff.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Fullis, wouldn't you dropped that chefel lufles.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It seems pretty obvious to me.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You get rid of that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, what do you need that for. The enticement of
the congress woman from Florida followed years of House ethics
scrutiny over alleged campaign finance violations.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
By the way, way, while we're.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
On the topic of stuff going on in the House
right now, Jim Jordan, this is insane.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
That's all part of this DOJ thing, the spying on
Republicans under the Biden administration.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, So, Jim Jordan is in charge of the House
Oversight Committee on the Department of Justice. He's the chair
of a committee who makes sure the Department of Justice
isn't doing anything weird. And the Department of Justice was
tapping his phones for two years, Yeah, for two years.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And I don't know if you're familiar with how this
guy operates. I mean, he seems like a pretty decent guy.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's the guy that used to be a wrestler, right,
got the ears, Yeah, he's got the cauliflower. Yeaheah, you
get him pissed off.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You're not gonna like how this works out, because this boy,
he's gonna be on it like a like a duck
on a june bug.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hun, like a duck on a junebug. What does a
duck do to a jim bug? Joe Bonam, Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You have stolen my dreams, my childhood with your empty words.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson. You know y'all was
just talking about Florida a minute ago.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I'm gonna bustle up in here and tell you, man,
don't forget about that serial killer they got over Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Should we just do Florida? Man, because I got a
story too as well.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I mean, it's everything seems to be messed up over there.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
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Speaker 2 (09:18):
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All right, where are we starting off?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, Jacksonville. You know we talked about this late to
show yesterday. People's upset they found three ladies killed in
three days over there, and they say, well, we got
a serial killer. And like in Houston, when they keep
yanking these bodies out to buy you one after another
after a know, well we got fifteen to twenty of
this year. There's a lot of the authorities, police, chief,
(11:07):
mayor that kind of be. They always run to the
microphone real quick, go no seal killer, no seal killer
round here, which makes you think we got a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's kind of how the news works.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, that does kind of sound like there's a serial killer.
Isn't that exactly what a serial killer would say?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
So what's the latest?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Then?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh, that's the news.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right, let's go over here. In the meantime, while
we're in Florida, another bizarre news story involving everyone's favorite sheriff. Look,
Florida is the wildest state in the Union. Nobody would disagree.
And when you're in Florida, the wildest county is Polk County.
Oh yeah, there's just something about it. It's the middle
of the state. But it's not Orlando, it's not the villages.
(11:49):
If you're not on the coast and you're in Florida,
the question is why why are you there?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And those people that are there they have to do
something special to stand out.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And so they go to Polk County, where thank god,
Sheriff Grady Judd is in town. A forty one year
old man in Florida was marching, That's how they describe
it in the report, marching down a street. Buck nekked aid,
they'll do that. And it was cold at the time.
They say it was chilly. It was thirty six degrees out.
This must have been late at night.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
When the comps asked him where he was going, a cold.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Snap moved through there like we did.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He said it was a TikTok prank, which is actually
like the most normal thing you could say in the
twenty first century.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
In that context. These days that actually kind of makes sense,
don't it.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And so you're probably wondering, did Sheriff Grady Judd say
something fun and colorful and.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Punchy and here he is doing that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
We did get some security footage from a tesla. That's right,
a man's going to work. It's thirty six degrees and
this dude is walking down the road buck neckd He's
not even wearing a socks. So this nice man called
the Sheriff's office. We responded, and there he is, marching
down the side of the road. We ask him, what
(13:01):
are you doing, Well, it's a TikTok challenge. Well, you
don't even have your cell phone. You're really naked when
you don't have your cell phone. Nope, So we arrested
him for obvious violations of the law.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
He went to the jail without any clothes off.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Everybody news reporter with all the news it is news
across the nation on the scene at the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir,
did you see what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I stand over by the maters and here it comes
running through the pole beings, through the fruits and vegetables,
neck it is a Jay bro j bird collared over death.
And I said, don't look at the phone, it's too late.
She alad have been in since.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And he ain't wearing no clothes they call in the street. Yeah,
back in the day, back in the twentieth century, if
a man was seen running naked around a college town,
everybody thought it was funny. Whereas today, if you saw that,
you know, you know, there's so many vile, reprehensible people
out there that a naked man in public is probably
(14:06):
on nine different substances and he's about to rape.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
An oak tree. You know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Did anybody else catch the slight nuanced emphasis that the
sheriff put on when he said we arrested him for obvious.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Reasons because he was buck naked.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, but I mean when he said obvious, like very obvious,
like you clearly, it sounded like he was suggesting this
was a well endowed May I say, it's kind.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Of be I mean, not obvious, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean, if you guys went running naked in thirty
six degree weather, they probably wouldn't say the evidence of
your nudity was obvious.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You know, this is a Seinfeld reference.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Like I was in the pool I was in the pool,
there's some shrinkage. Yeah, this guy probably a show where
not a grower.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You know, But for some of us that would just
make us normal size, you know, that's what. Yeah, for
some of us. Not you, mister Kenne. You stop looking
around that partition. When we're in the bathroom. There's this guy,
and there's this guy that works down the hall, and
I think the guy that.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Leans his head onto the wall.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
He's like, well, no, he doesn't work here anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
There's another one that puts his arm up.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's who I'm talking about, at least.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I mean, I don't you shouldn't be touching the wall
above the urinal with any part of your body.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't really think he's very short, And so when
he goes to the bathroom he puts his arm up
over so as so that nobody can look over. And
every time I see him with his arm up, and
I always think, trust me, dude, you're good.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
But then when he goes in the stall, he sings
and he's like really loud and plays.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's trying to muffle the other noises that he's making.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And again you're in the men's room. We get it,
bro we're in here too. You're allowed to make noises
and stuff. But it's like every time he's in there,
which makes me wonder, is there knowing that it's already
socially acceptable to make a little noise in the bathroom,
is there something really disturbing going on that you're trying
to cover up sounds like like bubbling sounds or like
(16:13):
like what kind of what kind of splashing noises are
happening that it requires so much distraction.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And it could be more of the the noise the
exit makes if there's some gassious eruptions, you know, included
in this discharge of fecal matter.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
He does this other thing too. Sometimes there's a young
man who works down the hall. He's the board operator
on one of our sister stations, and sometimes he'll be
in there at the same time as this guy I'm
not going to say who it is, well, of course not,
but and the and this guy will be in there
coaching him. I'm like, he's like, yeah, when this happens,
you got to play this sound, and that happens, and
I was like, you know, it's great. You come in
(16:50):
here to use the bathroom, and what's his name over
here will coach you on how to do your job.
You thought you were going to get a couple of
minutes a relief from him, backed down to TV commercial.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
When the door closed, this conversation stops.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Okay, I mean I've always thought so too. Like I'm
in the bathroom, I don't come in amark to nobody. Yeah,
I don't need to know about how your wife is doing,
and I definitely don't need you to coach me on
my job right now. But I wouldn't in this just
basic bathroom medicit. Maybe we should have the Walton Johnson
Guide to office bathroom medicit. It's like microwaving seafood in
the office kitchen.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You don't don't do that. No, Yeah, pick it up
your stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
Oh boy, I think I got here just in time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You guys needed me last night, mister Kenneth, I struck out.
You struck what I struck out? Okay, it was a
bad night for Kenny.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh No.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I was waiting in line at the bank and I
met this young woman and she gave me the eye,
and I gave her the eye, and I knew what
she wanted me to say, so I leaned in and
I told her. I was like, the Federal Reserve is
a scam. They're printing out money with no backing. It's
called fiat currency. We used to be on the gold
standard and they got us off of that. And now
you think your four oh one k is doing better.
You think bitcoin's worth a lot of money. No, it's
(00:37):
just that the dollar is depleting in value so quickly
it's going to crumble our entire society. And did she
share your common interest and was riveted by your conversation?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
After I said that, she gave me a long look
and then she said no English. And I was like,
damn it, man, if she knew what I said, we
would have gone straight to poundtown.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's what I think. Yeah, but you'd have to hit
the atm first.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Huh, well, I mean obviously she's an immigrant. Well, yeah,
it's free.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The reason I rushed right in is you were going
on and on about this poor eighteen year old cheerleader
who was murdered on a cruise ship. And yeah, the
family is what they call a a blended family. And
sometimes the blending it doesn't reduce the chunks, it doesn't
(01:27):
emulsify to kind of like the way America used to
be a melting pot, remember that, and then we stopped
doing that. Used to be no matter where you came from,
you come to America, you become an American. That was
one of the things that was so unique about this country.
You know, if you moved to Ireland, I don't care
how long you live there. You're not Irish, thank god.
(01:50):
Yeah that would suck. If you moved to Germany, I
don't care how long you live there, You're still not German.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You're just a guy that moved to Germany.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But when people came to America from all over the world,
partly because of our religious freedoms, and you know, partly
because we got you know, the kick ass moles.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sure, yeah that's great. Yeah, you are an American.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, when we used to melt, when we blended, that
family didn't blend too well. And it sounds like the
dad married a woman that was married to somebody else before,
and he was married to a woman the first time
that it was married to somebody else before. There were
a lot of steps and exes and all these.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh yeah, both of them, Both of them were in
a twisted relationship before they got into this. Everybody's heard that.
We just if you're just turning around the radio, we
just explained how Anna's biological mom wasn't allowed at the
funeral and even told reporters she was going to wear
a disguise so.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She could sneak into the funeral. That's so messed up,
all right.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So that's the biological dad's ex wife. Now listen to this.
What about his new wife? The rabbit hole keeps getting deeper.
The stepmother, Anna, the eighteen year old Florida cheerleader found
dead under a bed a cruise ship, is invoking her
Fifth Amendment right not to testify at a family court
hearing involving her ex husband. It's a totally different case. Now,
(03:13):
Like I said, there were families in exes and steps
and all this other thing before these kids even got together.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So that's the step momm is Chantel Hudson.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She was on the Carnival Horizon cruise ship when her
stepdaughter's body was found under the bed. She's thirty six.
Traveled with her new husband, Ana's biological dad that's Christopher,
and his two other kids, along with her three kids.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So there's five kids.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
There's two of them and his step siblings who accompanied
her during a six day Caribbean getaway on the Carnival Horizon.
I've made this point before, three or four days on
a cruise ship's fun max six or seven it's too long.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And look what happens to people on the sixth day, right,
so Hudson. So does anybody explain.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Why it was that an eighteen year old girl was
in the bed room in the cabin with two teenage boys.
There were two other children there as well. Why why
wasn't she in charge of the younger kids or something exactly?
And making this even more complicated, the mom the stepmom
was involved in is currently involved in a custody battle
(04:21):
with her ex husband, Thomas Hudson, who filed an emergency
motion for temporary relief in Brevard County, Florida. Imagine if
because he wanted the kids for himself, he wanted the kids,
you think he still wants some well, imagine I probably
a murderer. Imagine if the judge had done what the
stepfather was Oh god was suggested, that guy wouldn't have
been on The suspect wouldn't have been on the boat. Again,
(04:43):
we don't know if he's guilty, blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah,
but they sure are making it sound like he is.
One of those kids. Was the sixteen year old son
Timothy tim Hudson. Timothy tim Hudson. Your first name's Timothy
and your middle name is tim Steven, Steve, Johnson, Kenny, Kenneth,
Kenny Webster.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, that's just part of the weirdness, Billy. The middle
name needs to be different, obviously. Obviously anyway, he's the
current suspect. Now, imagine if the judge had granted the
emergency custody to the ex husband, that young man who's
now the murder suspect wouldn't have been there at the time.
Stupid judge, it's the judges fault. Then, Wow, what you're
(05:22):
suggesting well, we look, I don't know anything about what's
going on in the case other than what we just
learned over the last few seconds here. But I do
know that our judicial system's broken and also this. But
I'll bet the real father of the murder suspect wouldn't
want to Uh. I don't know where to go with this.
He wouldn't want to have a murder in his house
if he hadn't known.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That at the time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
They're still having that court hearing though, in family court,
and she is saying she won't go or she'll invote
the filth.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You know, you think maybe he's changed her mind, your
waiver never mind, Yeah, let her let her have the boy.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, what happens now the next time he goes to
a custody hearing because it's scheduled, the dad's got to
go no matter what. So, now that your son is
a murder suspect here, do you still want custody or
wait until the trial's over?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What even does?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The judge says, like, I feel like you and I
don't need to keep having these hearings now that this
other thing's going on. Yeah, she want to just let
your broken ex wife and her broken life continue down
this broken path.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's such a mess, but it's more not not it
that's fun or even entertaining, but it is a break.
It's a relief from constantly having to talk about politics,
isn't it? Well, because there's lots of news in the
world of politics. I mean, apparently Pam Bondy brought the
receipts the DOJ under Biden.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Isn't some serious hot water right now?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean, where's Pam Bondi from? Originally you don't think
she was on a cruise ship. Well, she's from Florida. Yeah,
and these people in this broken family and like Casey Anthony,
wasn't she in Florida?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Lot of stuff. Well, yeah, that's why Florida has a
little bit of a I don't know if you've heard
about it, though, they've got kind of a rip. And
you know, some people ask them, like you guys been
doing Florida man for years?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You know, when does that wind down?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Good question? We'd like to know you let us know, Florida. Yeah,
when are you all going to take a break from
this insanity?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The woman we talked about yesterday about this time, Democrat
Florida Representative Sheila's whatever her name was. Remember her stole
five accused of stealing five million dollars of FEMA money,
COVID money, right, and that took it for herself.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She's a you know, that's a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Sheila Cheriff Fulis McCormick. She's got one of those hyphenated
last names. If you have a hyphenated last name and
one of the last names is McCormick and the other
one's Cheriff.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Fullis, wouldn't you dropped that chefel lufles.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It seems pretty obvious to me.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You get rid of that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, what do you need that for. The enticement of
the congress woman from Florida followed years of House ethics
scrutiny over alleged campaign finance violations.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
By the way, way, while we're.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
On the topic of stuff going on in the House
right now, Jim Jordan, this is insane.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
That's all part of this DOJ thing, the spying on
Republicans under the Biden administration.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, So, Jim Jordan is in charge of the House
Oversight Committee on the Department of Justice. He's the chair
of a committee who makes sure the Department of Justice
isn't doing anything weird. And the Department of Justice was
tapping his phones for two years, Yeah, for two years.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And I don't know if you're familiar with how this
guy operates. I mean, he seems like a pretty decent guy.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's the guy that used to be a wrestler, right,
got the ears, Yeah, he's got the cauliflower. Yeaheah, you
get him pissed off.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You're not gonna like how this works out, because this boy,
he's gonna be on it like a like a duck
on a june bug.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hun, like a duck on a junebug. What does a
duck do to a jim bug? Joe Bonam, Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You have stolen my dreams, my childhood with your empty words.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson. You know y'all was
just talking about Florida a minute ago.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I'm gonna bustle up in here and tell you, man,
don't forget about that serial killer they got over Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Should we just do Florida? Man, because I got a
story too as well.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I mean, it's everything seems to be messed up over there.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, We're going to the.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
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Speaker 1 (10:42):
All right, where are we starting off?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, Jacksonville. You know we talked about this late to
show yesterday. People's upset they found three ladies killed in
three days over there, and they say, well, we got
a serial killer. And like in Houston, when they keep
yanking these bodies out to buy you one after another
after a know, well we got fifteen to twenty of
this year. There's a lot of the authorities, police, chief,
(11:07):
mayor that kind of be. They always run to the
microphone real quick, go no seal killer, no seal killer
round here, which makes you think we got a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's kind of how the news works.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, that does kind of sound like there's a serial killer.
Isn't that exactly what a serial killer would say?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
So what's the latest?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Then?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh, that's the news.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right, let's go over here. In the meantime, while
we're in Florida, another bizarre news story involving everyone's favorite sheriff. Look,
Florida is the wildest state in the Union. Nobody would disagree.
And when you're in Florida, the wildest county is Polk County.
Oh yeah, there's just something about it. It's the middle
of the state. But it's not Orlando, it's not the villages.
(11:49):
If you're not on the coast and you're in Florida,
the question is why why are you there?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And those people that are there they have to do
something special to stand out.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And so they go to Polk County, where thank god,
Sheriff Grady Judd is in town. A forty one year
old man in Florida was marching, That's how they describe
it in the report, marching down a street. Buck nekked aid,
they'll do that. And it was cold at the time.
They say it was chilly. It was thirty six degrees out.
This must have been late at night.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
When the comps asked him where he was going, a cold.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Snap moved through there like we did.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He said it was a TikTok prank, which is actually
like the most normal thing you could say in the
twenty first century.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
In that context. These days that actually kind of makes sense,
don't it.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And so you're probably wondering, did Sheriff Grady Judd say
something fun and colorful and.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Punchy and here he is doing that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
We did get some security footage from a tesla. That's right,
a man's going to work. It's thirty six degrees and
this dude is walking down the road buck neckd He's
not even wearing a socks. So this nice man called
the Sheriff's office. We responded, and there he is, marching
down the side of the road. We ask him, what
(13:01):
are you doing, Well, it's a TikTok challenge. Well, you
don't even have your cell phone. You're really naked when
you don't have your cell phone. Nope, So we arrested
him for obvious violations of the law.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
He went to the jail without any clothes off.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Everybody news reporter with all the news it is news
across the nation on the scene at the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir,
did you see what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I stand over by the maters and here it comes
running through the pole beings, through the fruits and vegetables,
neck it is a Jay bro j bird collared over death.
And I said, don't look at the phone, it's too late.
She alad have been in since.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And he ain't wearing no clothes they call in the street. Yeah,
back in the day, back in the twentieth century, if
a man was seen running naked around a college town,
everybody thought it was funny. Whereas today, if you saw that,
you know, you know, there's so many vile, reprehensible people
out there that a naked man in public is probably
(14:06):
on nine different substances and he's about to rape.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
An oak tree. You know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Did anybody else catch the slight nuanced emphasis that the
sheriff put on when he said we arrested him for obvious.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Reasons because he was buck naked.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, but I mean when he said obvious, like very obvious,
like you clearly, it sounded like he was suggesting this
was a well endowed May I say, it's kind.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Of be I mean, not obvious, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean, if you guys went running naked in thirty
six degree weather, they probably wouldn't say the evidence of
your nudity was obvious.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You know, this is a Seinfeld reference.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Like I was in the pool I was in the pool,
there's some shrinkage. Yeah, this guy probably a show where
not a grower.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You know, But for some of us that would just
make us normal size, you know, that's what. Yeah, for
some of us. Not you, mister Kenne. You stop looking
around that partition. When we're in the bathroom. There's this guy,
and there's this guy that works down the hall, and
I think the guy that.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Leans his head onto the wall.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
He's like, well, no, he doesn't work here anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
There's another one that puts his arm up.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's who I'm talking about, at least.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I mean, I don't you shouldn't be touching the wall
above the urinal with any part of your body.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't really think he's very short, And so when
he goes to the bathroom he puts his arm up
over so as so that nobody can look over. And
every time I see him with his arm up, and
I always think, trust me, dude, you're good.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
But then when he goes in the stall, he sings
and he's like really loud and plays.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's trying to muffle the other noises that he's making.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And again you're in the men's room. We get it,
bro we're in here too. You're allowed to make noises
and stuff. But it's like every time he's in there,
which makes me wonder, is there knowing that it's already
socially acceptable to make a little noise in the bathroom,
is there something really disturbing going on that you're trying
to cover up sounds like like bubbling sounds or like
(16:13):
like what kind of what kind of splashing noises are
happening that it requires so much distraction.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And it could be more of the the noise the
exit makes if there's some gassious eruptions, you know, included
in this discharge of fecal matter.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
He does this other thing too. Sometimes there's a young
man who works down the hall. He's the board operator
on one of our sister stations, and sometimes he'll be
in there at the same time as this guy I'm
not going to say who it is, well, of course not,
but and the and this guy will be in there
coaching him. I'm like, he's like, yeah, when this happens,
you got to play this sound, and that happens, and
I was like, you know, it's great. You come in
(16:50):
here to use the bathroom, and what's his name over
here will coach you on how to do your job.
You thought you were going to get a couple of
minutes a relief from him, backed down to TV commercial.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
When the door closed, this conversation stops.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Okay, I mean I've always thought so too. Like I'm
in the bathroom, I don't come in amark to nobody. Yeah,
I don't need to know about how your wife is doing,
and I definitely don't need you to coach me on
my job right now. But I wouldn't in this just
basic bathroom medicit. Maybe we should have the Walton Johnson
Guide to office bathroom medicit. It's like microwaving seafood in
the office kitchen.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You don't don't do that. No, Yeah, pick it up
your stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
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