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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Parents are really upset about that teddy Bear, that AI
enabled teddy Bear on the market.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, I don't blame them.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I mean that the teddy Bear was giving young children
advice on very hurtful, harmful things.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, people have been buying this AI enabled teddy Bear
as a gift for their kids, and it gives children
advice on BDSM, sex and where to find knives. Of
course it's not supposed to, but it just starts talking
about how to stab people and dance around with knives
and have sex with chains.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Weird they got a little teddy bear doing that for
the children.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, guys, and now I know what we're gonna get
Britney spears for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hell, yeah, you know she ain't to voice of the
AI bear.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I would explain a lot. She might beat a voice
telling the little kids go go to the kitchen, get
some knives and then dance, dance, dance.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yesterday at the funeral for Dick Cheney, George W. Bush
spoke and he said that, no, I know how about
Trump's He wasn't there too. Did you see the Washington
Post what they published about him? It's so funny. The
headline in the Washington That's such a great example.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
The media works.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All you have to do to get the media to
like you is hate Trump, even if they hated you
for years. Yeah, even if for years and years and years.
Listen to this headline. Cheney's remembered for transforming national security
and criticizing Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's the headline, right. Hang on a second.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You guys said he was Hitler and Mussolini and Satan
and biel Zibob. That was all you said right up
till twenty sixteen. And then he didn't like Trump.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And now, oh, he's just heralded as the golden child
and we'll forever miss him.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Shouldn't Cheney be remembered for pissing away trillions of dollars
in the Mid East? Or shouldn't Cheney be remembered for
lying to us about weapons of mass distraction to get
us into multiple never ending wars.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Even if you don't keep up with politics at all,
you're not interested in what the world is doing to
you and yours. People say, Dick Cheney, what do you
immediately think of? Heart attacks and shooting people in the
face with a shotgun? Those are the top two things
that most people come to mind, not all at crap
they said about him yesterday at his funeral.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, you know how they'll do you at a funeral, though, Yeah,
you know how they do you at a funeral.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I just hope somebody, you know, at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I hope people don't stay up bear and start telling
all kinds of great stories and you'll oh, he was
just that news because most of the people that know me
are just gonna be sitting there going right, yeah, no,
uh huh. Have you guys read through the document dump
that just came out. You know they have Jeffrey Epstein's
email address in it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, there were here's emails, but you can so they
didn't like redact the email address or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
His email was jee vacation at gmail dot com. And
now everybody in the world knows that because it's mentioned
in the document dump that just came out. Well, yeah,
and then you just said it, Well, I mean a
lot of people listen to the show, that's true. But
I'm not the first to tell people about that. I
wonder if you know, we could search different websites for
(03:10):
that email address and figure out did he have a
TikTok account or was he on you know tender or something.
Is that email's out there somewhere in a place you
wouldn't expect.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
We could look at his old door dash orders or something. Yeah,
we could do that.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
What do you think he would have ordered off door
dash y? No, Jeffrey Epstein, Oh that guy. Yeah, well
Dick Cheney too. What do you think Dick Cheney ordered?
Probably like meta musol or something.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Probably. Yeah, you get to be that age.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, maybe Ammo? Sure, can you get Ammo delivered? I've
never done it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I heard it his funeral, they honored him with a
twenty one gun shot to the face.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't celebrate when people die, even if I don't
like them. But you know, I'm not gonna pretend like
I'm gonna miss Dick Cheney. But I'm not gonna go
when when Pelosi goes same, I don't. I think I'm
going to celebrate a little bit she at least, but
is just a miserable excuse for a woman disrespectful line
and cheating and stealing from the American public or entire
(04:11):
life and her husband's worst Well, because he's a hedge
fund manager? Is it being a hedge fund manager?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That was his private life.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I think she's the worst one for feeding him the
information and even though he used that information and he
shouldn't have. I mean, don't get me wrong, Bill. Yeah,
they're both pretty awful, pretty awful people.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
In a competition to see who's worse, I'm sure they
both beat us out anyway. So I rest in peace
to Nancy Pelosi. That's really sad how she died at
that origin. She just said, what if, oh, oh, okay,
I get yeah, but one day, you know, yeah if,
I don't know when, but you just hope that you
live long enough to see that day, don't.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We talked to be alive when Nancy Pelosi dies. I
don't want her to die. I don't want anything bad
to happen to her. But if I had to bet
how it is going to die, of course, you would
prefer to be dead when she's gone, Huh, I would?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I think they will then side with me. I would
prefer to be alive when Nancy Pelosi dies.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'll give it to you. Sure, Okay, OK, that's all
I'm saying. I want to live a long time. She
might live another thirty years because she's just that ornery.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I get your point. I doubt it. She's not going
to live to be over one hundred and ten. I
do feel like there's a good prop bet here, though.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think she dies having a heart attack watching her
husband make love to his gay boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The hard way to win that bet because the media
will never ever release that information.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know if they'll protect her at all costs.
I don't know if it'd be that hard at their age,
you know. But anyway, so Senator hard or difficult Senator
kenn both Oh. Senator Kennedy wants the Senate to get
moving on another reconcilly istion bill. Annie explained it yesterday
in exactly the way that you would imagine that Senator
(05:54):
John own unique style. Yeah, why have we sat around
for five months and not started on the second reconciliation bill?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't. I just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't get it. I mean, in my opinion, and
really i'm not I'm not. I'm just making an observation
to me, it's a twelve piece bucket of stupid not
to do another reconciliation deal.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You get no Wilskfe, you get that his voting record
isn't good.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's not that much better than Bill Cassidy's. Everybody listening
to our show who keeps up with the Senate probably
knows that Louisianator, Senator Senator Bill Cassie he sucks. Oh yeah,
And John Kennedy's voting record isn't much better. It's slightly better,
but there's one big difference between the.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Two of them.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can get away with a lot if you're just
a little funny, because look at us, we're just a
little funny, and look at the stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We get away with.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well, so far, somebody, that's Bill Cassidy's problem. Somebody's got
to write one liners for him. Take a little bit
of that money that you're getting from all the lobbyists
that are bribing you in the pharmaceutical industry and hire
some outer work comedy writer to write you some zingers.
There are some very funny comedians in New Orleans. Sure
I happen to know them. I'm friends with a lot
of stand up comics. Well, they should write you some
(07:15):
stuff for a change. I couldn't help it. You set
me up, come on, you know you. When you set
me up like that, I'd have to jump in.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Look I'm saying, is it's all in good fun?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Though, Ken Dick Cheney's family did not invite the Bidens
to the funeral, but Joe did show up. I wonder
why they didn't invite her. They both went, yeah, but
they didn't invite him. I mean, Joe didn't know he went,
but he was there.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Mainly because they were worried that Joe would try to
hide the Epstein finals in the coffin.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That probably, Yeah, make a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It would be a pretty good hiding spot. Yeah, you
know for sure. Yeah, hard to get at him at
that point.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
In the meantime, the CDC website has been changed to
include claims that link autism and vaccines, and the department
has been renamed the Center for Disease Conspiracies. Really yeah,
I like conspiracy better than control. I like it more too.
I know that's supposed to make him sound bad, but
kind I think it's I like RFK. He seems like
(08:13):
a good guy. Once you get past his voice. He's
saying a lot of cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What do you say? You know, Mike would just like
to eat healthy, move around more.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, exactly, But he says it like this, eat healthy,
move around more.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You have to exercise.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's hard to take advice for my guy who sounds
like he is literally dying every time he speaks.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And yet the old person that they had giving you
this advice was that Rachel Levin, the cross dressing weirdo, the.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Man that wanted you to play pretend with him and
say he's the lady.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
At least RFK Junior looks healthy. The person they hadn't
charged it all this before looked like he was dying
and like dying in women's clothing.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No less right, those days are behind us now, at
least until you stop voting right.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Congressman Al Green is back to selling the impeachment package.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Would he want to impeede Donald Trump?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, yeah. Yesterday he held a very important press conference.
I guess he's not allowed to go visit Jesse Jackson
or I'm not sure why he wasn't with Jesse that.
I thought all powerful black people were supposed to be
with Jesse this week, but Al Sharpton's not. He is
in Washington, DC, and he is selling the impeachment to
debacle again.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I think that the Texas Court made a proper decision.
I believe that the Supreme Court should follow the rules
the ruling of the Texas Court.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
He's talking about congressional redistricting, obviously, but some people outside
of Texas might not realize that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But I also know this.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
The Supreme Court may not and if it does not,
we still have to proceed. We cannot allow anything to
get in the way of impeachment, conviction, removal.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's the main thing that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It doesn't matter if the vast majority of people just
elected this guy last year. I Al Green, a congressman
from a district in Texas where most like a caveman
from the Geico commercials. But that's beside the point where
most people don't even watch the news or know what's
going on right now, aren't even really aware of the
fact that Joe Biden's not president anymore. I am going
(10:25):
to remove this guy from office. There you go, that
makes sense, didn't you guys? Do I like the way
he likes to tell the Supreme Court how to decide things.
Did one of you guys see him walking around the
airport with that cane?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah? I did that long ago, what a month or
two ago?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Because the cane looks like a weapon to me. He
doesn't use it for walking. He holds it in front
of him as he walks. Of course, he also had
security people al Green, the caveman congressman walking through the hobby,
you know, the Southwest Airport because you know, well, he's
not that big a deal, even though.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
He'd like you to think he is. I like, I
like Southwest.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, but you're you know, if you were a millionaire,
you'd probably fly private or something. But anyway, that's not
the point. He was there, and he had the security
with him. You know, I'm sure they hate their job.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
How could you not.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
They got to, you know, follow him around. He just
carries that cane with him in front of his body.
Like you said, he holds it and plans to use
it like a weapon. Didn't He threaten to beat Donald
Trump with that cane.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I think he did it during a speech Trump was
giving in front of Congress, if I'm not.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Mistaken, And if funny how the Democrats always say the
Republicans is the one that's so violent and your deada
ones constantly wanted to take Trump out behind the gym
and give him a ass whooping want to hit him
over the head with a cane. Want to do all
kinds of terrible things. And it ain't all just directed
to Trump. There's some violent people out there in that
Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Well, if it wasn't for violent rhetoric, the Democrats wouldn't
have any rhetoric at all, you know, the.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The Yang. Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson. I
love w J.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
We're going to Hattiesburg where little Debbie is on hold. Debbie,
what did you want to say?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Can we get okay?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't know if she was expecting to be on
the air with her question or not.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well, that's okay, we got to do this on air.
It's important, Debbie. What's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, I've got.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Three tickets to your show tonight and we can't go,
and I want to email the link to you so
you can give them to somebody.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You have three tickets, like one, two, three? Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Three, and the the journal, the seating up front.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Okay, if somebody wants three VIP tickets to go see
our stand up comedy show tonight in Bay Saint Louis
at Little Theater, Debbie has three of them right now.
And she's Debbie. That is so sweet of you. God
bless you, and happy Thanksgiving, Debbie.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'd like to know why.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
You can't make the show, Hun, what's more important than
stand up with.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Guinny broers neck?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
He broke his neck.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, that seems like it might be an acceptable answer, then, okay, Debbie,
Well tell him we love him, We're sorry he's not
feeling well.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
What y'all should do is y'all should just after the
show's over or maybe before. Yeah, swing by Debbie's place
and tell the guy to get well soon.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Wow? Okay, yeah you could just say it now. Yeah, Well,
we do want him to get well. Yeah, but there's
nothing like a you know, a surprise personal visit.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well, we love the idea of visiting him, but they're
in Hattiesburg and I'm gonna be in Bay Saint Louis
and then the next night.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
We got to be Well, if it's inconvenience, don't do
anything nice.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I think that's like a two hour drive. Fine, I
do it, but you know that's just me. All Right,
all right, here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
The first person that wants three tickets, I'm gonna put
Debbie on hold. Our producer Evan is gonna get is
gonna Evan give Debbie your email address so she can
email you the tickets.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Eight's sick. I Love w J.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
The next person to call the show.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Wants tickets to tonight's show in where.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
In Bay Saint Louis at Little Theater? All right, Dan,
Evan will forward you the tickets. So just whoever it is,
eight sixty six, I love WJ, call right now. You
want three free tickets. That show is sold out, so
there's no tickets available unless you call right now.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I know it's you know, it's your show, and tickets
are important and all that, but I'm not hearing the
concern for Debbie's husband that I thought we should have
at the time point.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
We're fervently concerned for Debbie's husband's much better. Debbie's request
was that we give the tickets away. So I'm so
I'm immediately doing the things she asked, because, after all,
that's was her request.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm playing back to conversation in my head. Now does
she say give or did she say I have three
tickets to tonight's show. I'm not sure whether she said
give or whether she wants to know if somebody wanted,
you know, recompense, you know, pay pay for what she paid.
Because it is sold out. You can't get in as
you get these tickets. Debbie, you said, give right, You're
(15:02):
gonna give the tickets away?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, she said, yes, mister oh mistake what Debbie, You're
a generous, kind sweet child to God, I know you.
Mister Oh doesn't know you like I know you.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
He does, mister whispered in my ear before?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Who will?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, Debbie, you've been to our comedy shows before? Was
it so funny that you could barely contain yourself?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Oh? God, yes, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
When Jesse called me and my sister the Belding Girls.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Golden girls.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
She's like, you know what, I had a great time
at your comedy show. I really enjoyed when your comedy
writing partner mocked me for my age and gender. That's
always a good time. It was a lot of fun,
all right. Well anyway, Debbie, God bless you. We love Debbie.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Debbie.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I'm gonna pray for your husband. I hope he feels good.
I hope he's feeling better. And by the way, trying
not to break your neck it's a bad thing. You're
go miss out on some good stuff of like all
the things you could break that would be in the
top five things I wouldn't want to break.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Not Yeah, break that I thought not would be my
thoughts on that one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Experts say you need to save money by not buying
Christmas gifts for adults this year. They had and I
kind of endorsed this because I don't need anything, you
know what I mean? But I you know, not that
I don't buy things for people. A guest on Fox
News shared a controversial holiday money saving tip that you
shouldn't buy a gift for grandma this year because she's
(16:24):
gonna die soon. Here is what Dave Ramsey Show co
host Jade Warshaw said.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
You need a plan. Also, remember adults don't need gifts, Okay,
focus on the people in your life who are aged
three to eighteen. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't
live by you, don't get them a gift. Now's not
the time to spend and break the bank sending packages
across the country. Data. Focus on the people in your
life ages three to eighteen.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Grian Long got run over by range Day.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I mean, she's gonna die on her way home from
Christmas Eve dinner anyway, pretty likely. Yeah, And honestly, maybe
we should shoot more bucks in the city to go
back to what we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Just if not to protect.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Grandma, you know, then yeah, for what else. I mean,
that's as good as we that's as close as we
get to reindeer around here. They said three to eighteen.
Do you think a seventeen year old needs a Christmas
gift from you?
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I think they want it. Do you think a two
year old doesn't deserve one? Well, I think that's up
to the two year old. I always feel like it's
about the individual.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
You know, like, if you got a pos fifteen year
old in your family, don't get him anything. Screw that kid.
He's I mean not figuratively, not literally, I mean, you know.
And at the same time, you know, if there's like
a twenty five year old single mom in your family
who's pos baby daddy ditched her, you gotta get her something.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, you know that's your cousin.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You gotta do what you gotta do with a piece
of crap baby daddy buy or something some I don't
know what to get her, you know, some jewelry or.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You know what people really is when you make your
own gifts.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, right, like a that's a good way to let
them know that they won't be getting anything next year.
You mean, like roll on a spliff or something or
say what no nothing, you know, just think of a gift.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm on your list, am I not? Yeah, you're on
a good deal. I usually you know what to get me.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I do usually give my friends alcohol and pot for Christmas,
and like the producers around here, I'll give them all
some weeds. I was like, you're not getting money this year,
but I will give you some edibles Merry Christmas. And
usually they're happy with that. You know, that's why they're
your friends, right sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Good.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You know that's the thing you can't when you're applying
for the job. You can't explain that on the Monster
dot com advertisement. But you will probably get edibles for Christmas.
From the Walton Johnson Show. Yeah, we keep it real
around here, man. Well when we get back, we're going
to keep it real.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
There's news about the guy that set the lady on
fire in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, what is going on in Chicago. We're going to
take a trip to the Windy City, And if you
like irony, I think we might have some, So get
your kevlar vests ready, everybody, we're going out of town.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well I did ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took
it and we stayed up all night having shacks. Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Dude.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Parents are really upset about that teddy Bear, that AI
enabled teddy Bear on the market.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, I don't blame them.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I mean that the teddy Bear was giving young children
advice on very hurtful, harmful things.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, people have been buying this AI enabled teddy Bear
as a gift for their kids, and it gives children
advice on BDSM, sex and where to find knives. Of
course it's not supposed to, but it just starts talking
about how to stab people and dance around with knives
and have sex with chains.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Weird they got a little teddy bear doing that for
the children.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, guys, and now I know what we're gonna get
Britney spears for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hell, yeah, you know she ain't to voice of the
AI bear.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I would explain a lot. She might beat a voice
telling the little kids go go to the kitchen, get
some knives and then dance, dance, dance.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yesterday at the funeral for Dick Cheney, George W. Bush
spoke and he said that, no, I know how about
Trump's He wasn't there too. Did you see the Washington
Post what they published about him? It's so funny. The
headline in the Washington That's such a great example.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
The media works.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All you have to do to get the media to
like you is hate Trump, even if they hated you
for years. Yeah, even if for years and years and years.
Listen to this headline. Cheney's remembered for transforming national security
and criticizing Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's the headline, right. Hang on a second.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You guys said he was Hitler and Mussolini and Satan
and biel Zibob. That was all you said right up
till twenty sixteen. And then he didn't like Trump.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And now, oh, he's just heralded as the golden child
and we'll forever miss him.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Shouldn't Cheney be remembered for pissing away trillions of dollars
in the Mid East? Or shouldn't Cheney be remembered for
lying to us about weapons of mass distraction to get
us into multiple never ending wars.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Even if you don't keep up with politics at all,
you're not interested in what the world is doing to
you and yours. People say, Dick Cheney, what do you
immediately think of? Heart attacks and shooting people in the
face with a shotgun? Those are the top two things
that most people come to mind, not all at crap
they said about him yesterday at his funeral.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, you know how they'll do you at a funeral, though, Yeah,
you know how they do you at a funeral.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I just hope somebody, you know, at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I hope people don't stay up bear and start telling
all kinds of great stories and you'll oh, he was
just that news because most of the people that know me
are just gonna be sitting there going right, yeah, no,
uh huh. Have you guys read through the document dump
that just came out. You know they have Jeffrey Epstein's
email address in it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, there were here's emails, but you can so they
didn't like redact the email address or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
His email was jee vacation at gmail dot com. And
now everybody in the world knows that because it's mentioned
in the document dump that just came out. Well, yeah,
and then you just said it, Well, I mean a
lot of people listen to the show, that's true. But
I'm not the first to tell people about that. I
wonder if you know, we could search different websites for
(03:10):
that email address and figure out did he have a
TikTok account or was he on you know tender or something.
Is that email's out there somewhere in a place you
wouldn't expect.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
We could look at his old door dash orders or something. Yeah,
we could do that.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
What do you think he would have ordered off door
dash y? No, Jeffrey Epstein, Oh that guy. Yeah, well
Dick Cheney too. What do you think Dick Cheney ordered?
Probably like meta musol or something.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Probably. Yeah, you get to be that age.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, maybe Ammo? Sure, can you get Ammo delivered? I've
never done it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I heard it his funeral, they honored him with a
twenty one gun shot to the face.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't celebrate when people die, even if I don't
like them. But you know, I'm not gonna pretend like
I'm gonna miss Dick Cheney. But I'm not gonna go
when when Pelosi goes same, I don't. I think I'm
going to celebrate a little bit she at least, but
is just a miserable excuse for a woman disrespectful line
and cheating and stealing from the American public or entire
(04:11):
life and her husband's worst Well, because he's a hedge
fund manager? Is it being a hedge fund manager?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That was his private life.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I think she's the worst one for feeding him the
information and even though he used that information and he
shouldn't have. I mean, don't get me wrong, Bill. Yeah,
they're both pretty awful, pretty awful people.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
In a competition to see who's worse, I'm sure they
both beat us out anyway. So I rest in peace
to Nancy Pelosi. That's really sad how she died at
that origin. She just said, what if, oh, oh, okay,
I get yeah, but one day, you know, yeah if,
I don't know when, but you just hope that you
live long enough to see that day, don't.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We talked to be alive when Nancy Pelosi dies. I
don't want her to die. I don't want anything bad
to happen to her. But if I had to bet
how it is going to die, of course, you would
prefer to be dead when she's gone, Huh, I would?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I think they will then side with me. I would
prefer to be alive when Nancy Pelosi dies.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'll give it to you. Sure, Okay, OK, that's all
I'm saying. I want to live a long time. She
might live another thirty years because she's just that ornery.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I get your point. I doubt it. She's not going
to live to be over one hundred and ten. I
do feel like there's a good prop bet here, though.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think she dies having a heart attack watching her
husband make love to his gay boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The hard way to win that bet because the media
will never ever release that information.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know if they'll protect her at all costs.
I don't know if it'd be that hard at their age,
you know. But anyway, so Senator hard or difficult Senator
kenn both Oh. Senator Kennedy wants the Senate to get
moving on another reconcilly istion bill. Annie explained it yesterday
in exactly the way that you would imagine that Senator
(05:54):
John own unique style. Yeah, why have we sat around
for five months and not started on the second reconciliation bill?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't. I just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't get it. I mean, in my opinion, and
really i'm not I'm not. I'm just making an observation
to me, it's a twelve piece bucket of stupid not
to do another reconciliation deal.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You get no Wilskfe, you get that his voting record
isn't good.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's not that much better than Bill Cassidy's. Everybody listening
to our show who keeps up with the Senate probably
knows that Louisianator, Senator Senator Bill Cassie he sucks. Oh yeah,
And John Kennedy's voting record isn't much better. It's slightly better,
but there's one big difference between the.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Two of them.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can get away with a lot if you're just
a little funny, because look at us, we're just a
little funny, and look at the stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We get away with.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well, so far, somebody, that's Bill Cassidy's problem. Somebody's got
to write one liners for him. Take a little bit
of that money that you're getting from all the lobbyists
that are bribing you in the pharmaceutical industry and hire
some outer work comedy writer to write you some zingers.
There are some very funny comedians in New Orleans. Sure
I happen to know them. I'm friends with a lot
of stand up comics. Well, they should write you some
(07:15):
stuff for a change. I couldn't help it. You set
me up, come on, you know you. When you set
me up like that, I'd have to jump in.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Look I'm saying, is it's all in good fun?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Though, Ken Dick Cheney's family did not invite the Bidens
to the funeral, but Joe did show up. I wonder
why they didn't invite her. They both went, yeah, but
they didn't invite him. I mean, Joe didn't know he went,
but he was there.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Mainly because they were worried that Joe would try to
hide the Epstein finals in the coffin.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That probably, Yeah, make a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It would be a pretty good hiding spot. Yeah, you
know for sure. Yeah, hard to get at him at
that point.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
In the meantime, the CDC website has been changed to
include claims that link autism and vaccines, and the department
has been renamed the Center for Disease Conspiracies. Really yeah,
I like conspiracy better than control. I like it more too.
I know that's supposed to make him sound bad, but
kind I think it's I like RFK. He seems like
(08:13):
a good guy. Once you get past his voice. He's
saying a lot of cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What do you say? You know, Mike would just like
to eat healthy, move around more.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, exactly, But he says it like this, eat healthy,
move around more.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You have to exercise.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's hard to take advice for my guy who sounds
like he is literally dying every time he speaks.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And yet the old person that they had giving you
this advice was that Rachel Levin, the cross dressing weirdo, the.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Man that wanted you to play pretend with him and
say he's the lady.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
At least RFK Junior looks healthy. The person they hadn't
charged it all this before looked like he was dying
and like dying in women's clothing.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No less right, those days are behind us now, at
least until you stop voting right.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Congressman Al Green is back to selling the impeachment package.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Would he want to impeede Donald Trump?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, yeah. Yesterday he held a very important press conference.
I guess he's not allowed to go visit Jesse Jackson
or I'm not sure why he wasn't with Jesse that.
I thought all powerful black people were supposed to be
with Jesse this week, but Al Sharpton's not. He is
in Washington, DC, and he is selling the impeachment to
debacle again.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I think that the Texas Court made a proper decision.
I believe that the Supreme Court should follow the rules
the ruling of the Texas Court.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
He's talking about congressional redistricting, obviously, but some people outside
of Texas might not realize that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But I also know this.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
The Supreme Court may not and if it does not,
we still have to proceed. We cannot allow anything to
get in the way of impeachment, conviction, removal.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's the main thing that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It doesn't matter if the vast majority of people just
elected this guy last year. I Al Green, a congressman
from a district in Texas where most like a caveman
from the Geico commercials. But that's beside the point where
most people don't even watch the news or know what's
going on right now, aren't even really aware of the
fact that Joe Biden's not president anymore. I am going
(10:25):
to remove this guy from office. There you go, that
makes sense, didn't you guys? Do I like the way
he likes to tell the Supreme Court how to decide things.
Did one of you guys see him walking around the
airport with that cane?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah? I did that long ago, what a month or
two ago?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Because the cane looks like a weapon to me. He
doesn't use it for walking. He holds it in front
of him as he walks. Of course, he also had
security people al Green, the caveman congressman walking through the hobby,
you know, the Southwest Airport because you know, well, he's
not that big a deal, even though.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
He'd like you to think he is. I like, I
like Southwest.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, but you're you know, if you were a millionaire,
you'd probably fly private or something. But anyway, that's not
the point. He was there, and he had the security
with him. You know, I'm sure they hate their job.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
How could you not.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
They got to, you know, follow him around. He just
carries that cane with him in front of his body.
Like you said, he holds it and plans to use
it like a weapon. Didn't He threaten to beat Donald
Trump with that cane.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I think he did it during a speech Trump was
giving in front of Congress, if I'm not.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Mistaken, And if funny how the Democrats always say the
Republicans is the one that's so violent and your deada
ones constantly wanted to take Trump out behind the gym
and give him a ass whooping want to hit him
over the head with a cane. Want to do all
kinds of terrible things. And it ain't all just directed
to Trump. There's some violent people out there in that
Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Well, if it wasn't for violent rhetoric, the Democrats wouldn't
have any rhetoric at all, you know, the.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The Yang. Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson. I
love w J.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
We're going to Hattiesburg where little Debbie is on hold. Debbie,
what did you want to say?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Can we get okay?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't know if she was expecting to be on
the air with her question or not.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well, that's okay, we got to do this on air.
It's important, Debbie. What's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, I've got.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Three tickets to your show tonight and we can't go,
and I want to email the link to you so
you can give them to somebody.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You have three tickets, like one, two, three? Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Three, and the the journal, the seating up front.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Okay, if somebody wants three VIP tickets to go see
our stand up comedy show tonight in Bay Saint Louis
at Little Theater, Debbie has three of them right now.
And she's Debbie. That is so sweet of you. God
bless you, and happy Thanksgiving, Debbie.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'd like to know why.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
You can't make the show, Hun, what's more important than
stand up with.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Guinny broers neck?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
He broke his neck.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, that seems like it might be an acceptable answer, then, okay, Debbie,
Well tell him we love him, We're sorry he's not
feeling well.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
What y'all should do is y'all should just after the
show's over or maybe before. Yeah, swing by Debbie's place
and tell the guy to get well soon.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Wow? Okay, yeah you could just say it now. Yeah, Well,
we do want him to get well. Yeah, but there's
nothing like a you know, a surprise personal visit.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well, we love the idea of visiting him, but they're
in Hattiesburg and I'm gonna be in Bay Saint Louis
and then the next night.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
We got to be Well, if it's inconvenience, don't do
anything nice.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I think that's like a two hour drive. Fine, I
do it, but you know that's just me. All Right,
all right, here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
The first person that wants three tickets, I'm gonna put
Debbie on hold. Our producer Evan is gonna get is
gonna Evan give Debbie your email address so she can
email you the tickets.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Eight's sick. I Love w J.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
The next person to call the show.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Wants tickets to tonight's show in where.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
In Bay Saint Louis at Little Theater? All right, Dan,
Evan will forward you the tickets. So just whoever it is,
eight sixty six, I love WJ, call right now. You
want three free tickets. That show is sold out, so
there's no tickets available unless you call right now.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I know it's you know, it's your show, and tickets
are important and all that, but I'm not hearing the
concern for Debbie's husband that I thought we should have
at the time point.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
We're fervently concerned for Debbie's husband's much better. Debbie's request
was that we give the tickets away. So I'm so
I'm immediately doing the things she asked, because, after all,
that's was her request.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm playing back to conversation in my head. Now does
she say give or did she say I have three
tickets to tonight's show. I'm not sure whether she said
give or whether she wants to know if somebody wanted,
you know, recompense, you know, pay pay for what she paid.
Because it is sold out. You can't get in as
you get these tickets. Debbie, you said, give right, You're
(15:02):
gonna give the tickets away?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, she said, yes, mister oh mistake what Debbie, You're
a generous, kind sweet child to God, I know you.
Mister Oh doesn't know you like I know you.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
He does, mister whispered in my ear before?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Who will?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, Debbie, you've been to our comedy shows before? Was
it so funny that you could barely contain yourself?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Oh? God, yes, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
When Jesse called me and my sister the Belding Girls.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Golden girls.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
She's like, you know what, I had a great time
at your comedy show. I really enjoyed when your comedy
writing partner mocked me for my age and gender. That's
always a good time. It was a lot of fun,
all right. Well anyway, Debbie, God bless you. We love Debbie.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Debbie.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I'm gonna pray for your husband. I hope he feels good.
I hope he's feeling better. And by the way, trying
not to break your neck it's a bad thing. You're
go miss out on some good stuff of like all
the things you could break that would be in the
top five things I wouldn't want to break.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Not Yeah, break that I thought not would be my
thoughts on that one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Experts say you need to save money by not buying
Christmas gifts for adults this year. They had and I
kind of endorsed this because I don't need anything, you
know what I mean? But I you know, not that
I don't buy things for people. A guest on Fox
News shared a controversial holiday money saving tip that you
shouldn't buy a gift for grandma this year because she's
(16:24):
gonna die soon. Here is what Dave Ramsey Show co
host Jade Warshaw said.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
You need a plan. Also, remember adults don't need gifts, Okay,
focus on the people in your life who are aged
three to eighteen. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't
live by you, don't get them a gift. Now's not
the time to spend and break the bank sending packages
across the country. Data. Focus on the people in your
life ages three to eighteen.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Grian Long got run over by range Day.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I mean, she's gonna die on her way home from
Christmas Eve dinner anyway, pretty likely. Yeah, And honestly, maybe
we should shoot more bucks in the city to go
back to what we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Just if not to protect.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Grandma, you know, then yeah, for what else. I mean,
that's as good as we that's as close as we
get to reindeer around here. They said three to eighteen.
Do you think a seventeen year old needs a Christmas
gift from you?
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I think they want it. Do you think a two
year old doesn't deserve one? Well, I think that's up
to the two year old. I always feel like it's
about the individual.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
You know, like, if you got a pos fifteen year
old in your family, don't get him anything. Screw that kid.
He's I mean not figuratively, not literally, I mean, you know.
And at the same time, you know, if there's like
a twenty five year old single mom in your family
who's pos baby daddy ditched her, you gotta get her something.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, you know that's your cousin.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You gotta do what you gotta do with a piece
of crap baby daddy buy or something some I don't
know what to get her, you know, some jewelry or.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You know what people really is when you make your
own gifts.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, right, like a that's a good way to let
them know that they won't be getting anything next year.
You mean, like roll on a spliff or something or
say what no nothing, you know, just think of a gift.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm on your list, am I not? Yeah, you're on
a good deal. I usually you know what to get me.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I do usually give my friends alcohol and pot for Christmas,
and like the producers around here, I'll give them all
some weeds. I was like, you're not getting money this year,
but I will give you some edibles Merry Christmas. And
usually they're happy with that. You know, that's why they're
your friends, right sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Good.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You know that's the thing you can't when you're applying
for the job. You can't explain that on the Monster
dot com advertisement. But you will probably get edibles for Christmas.
From the Walton Johnson Show. Yeah, we keep it real
around here, man. Well when we get back, we're going
to keep it real.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
There's news about the guy that set the lady on
fire in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, what is going on in Chicago. We're going to
take a trip to the Windy City, And if you
like irony, I think we might have some, So get
your kevlar vests ready, everybody, we're going out of town.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well I did ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took
it and we stayed up all night having shacks. Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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