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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sidney Sweety says that she would like to participate in
a charity boxing event. I really hope charity is the
name of the stripper.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's you know how it came about, right because she's
in a movie about a lesbian boxer and nobody went
to see it.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It failed, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She did some some serious training to get ready for
this movie, and she said during the training she fell
in love with the sport and she want to fight
somebody now for real, and not just like Hollywood's stuff,
you know, celebrity style. She's not going for the you know,
the heavyweight belt, nothing like that. But you'd fight her,
wouldn't you. I mean, like in an oil wrestling thing.
(00:41):
I'll punch her. You know, if she's gonna punch you,
you're gonna punch her. Boxing sport a king. I wouldn't
racing would I would not want to punch her.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But I bet a handful of our male listeners would
like her to punch them. And I'm thinking, you let
her punch you right, or kick them in the groin
with high heels or that a thing people in the
weird stuff. What if we just pretend we're two people
having sex what are weird? That reminds me? Why I
pretend when we could really have se Do you remember
(01:09):
who famously told that joke? No, I do not. Okay,
it's from a movie called Caddy Shack, and I didn't
quite explain it verbatim, but the joke went, do you
want to tie me up with your ties? Tie?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
He was having sex with the debutante and she wanted
him to do all this weird, kinky stuff, and he said,
what if we pretend we're two human beings making love?
And she was like, what, that's just no, that's no good. Well,
Chevy Chase is in the news today.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
He's part of a tie. He's part of a new
documentary that's coming soon to CNN, where he admits that
back in nineteen seventy six, I guess it would have
been He thinks it was a mistake to leave Saturday
Night Live after the first year. Here he is in
a trailer for the new documentary. Yeah. Also in the
(01:55):
documentary include dan Aykroyd, Goldie Hawn, Martin Short, and Lorne Michaels.
Of course, I am Chevy Chase, you're not. And here's
a look of the trailer for my new documentary Chevy
Chase exciting and talented, very very.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Funny, ready to say something sarcastic or edgy.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He's actively you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Love was a mistake to leave SNL when Hollywood wants you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They're pretty good at Chevy had massive movie star hits,
and then of course it went downhill from there. Would
you work with him again? Are you kidding me? It's
chevy Chase? I am who I am?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And I like who I am that voice that said,
are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's Chevy Chase, that's Martin Short. Guess what Martin Short
has not been doing lately doing? Do you get that
two members of the Three Amigos have been actively going
around producing comedy and performing and making.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Commercials for credit card companies, all that fun stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
They replaced Chevy Chase with Selena Gomez. Oh that hurts a.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Disney pop star that aged out of pop stardom. Everybody
always has since he left Saturday Night Live, which was
a mistake. They've all said that he might have been
funny on the show, but he was an a hole
to the tenth power, one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Of the most hated people. Yeah, what was that TV
with the National Lampoon? Is that what it is. There's
a movie about that magazine that they did, yeah, called
National Lampoot. It's called a futile and Stupid Gesture. It's
a really good movie. It's on Netflix. It stars Will
Forte and Chevy Chase's character is in it. It's played
(03:33):
by Joel McHale. I don't care. I don't want to
ruin this story. It's a movie about.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Joel mchae was in a show with Chevy Chase, right,
and now he's playing Chevy Chase in a show.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And this movie came out several years ago. It's not new.
It's really interesting. It shows you what led up to
Saturday Night Live. Douglas Kenny was famous for producing, among
other things, Caddy Shack and Airplane. No, No, he didn't
do Airplane. Did he did Animal House? Okay? Airplane ruined
his life when that movie came out. He thought he
could never make anything as funny as that. And some
(04:04):
believe that he jumped off a mountain in Hawaii because
you were so depressed.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Maybe he was throwing boulders into the volcano and slipped
like Mark Twain. That happens anyway, it's a good movie anyway. Yeah,
there's all that going on. Oh, we had an irony
report to tell you about. This is a short little story.
It won't take long. I think you'll get it. The
National Transportation Safety Board has come out with their early
(04:31):
reports and findings about that plane crashed. You may remember
Louisville Airport.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, earlier this.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Month, UPS flight crashed. It barely got off the ground
and it crashed into the buildings on the ground because
it didn't take off, and a big fireball explosion, and
a lot of people died. I think three on the plane,
the pilots because it's UPS, they did have passengers, and
then like eleven people on the ground because when it
(05:04):
didn't take off and then it crashed, it left a
half mile long burning debris across a petroleum recycling facility
and a UPS warehouse.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wow, the tyrony just flew around the room.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, I get yeah, because it was it was a
UPS airplane and it hit the UPS. They just took
all the stuff out of the warehouse and put it
on the plane, and then the plane brought it right
back to the warehouse.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh, I get it. So it's like rain on your wedding.
It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So they said this plane is thirty or was thirty
four years old, and all the other planes like it
were being what's.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That they used that phased out?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sure it was really old rickety plane and they weren't
using them much any more. But UPS decided maybe we
can squeeze one or two more flights out of this.
They said, frame by frame photos, because they have a
lot of videos of this. The engine on the left
side there were three engines total. One of the engines
on the left side started separating from the plane eventually
(06:20):
broke loose the whole engine and flew over the wing
as it went behind the plane in a giant fireball. Wow,
it is just that is ironic. Here, listen to this.
Here's the fireball. Was one of the pilots drinking fireball
at the time. Wow, I mean probably in the bar
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just before he got on a plane. He's a pilot,
he's got to have fireball. Of course, if you think
that's ironic, I once knew this old guy. He was
very rickety. He was ninety eight years old. He's won
the lottery and then the very.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Next day died. Oh my god, that's horrible. That's way
worse than this stuff. Or is it but this is
a kick down airplane, right, kicked off the plane. Here's
some money, got kicked off the plane? All right? Does
account of you never technically got on the airplane?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm not sure, but he was definitely kicked You can
be kicked off. It's like you, you know, they kick
you out of a show before you ever get into
the show.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That does happen to me?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Your tickets are counterfeit, or you know, they just don't
like a look of you or something.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, I thought this was gonna be a taser report.
Well it now. I don't think it can be a
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Speaker 1 (08:00):
Right, today we take you to Missouri Saint Louis Lambert
International Airport right there. I have been there too, and
I see that arch. I've been through the arch.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, I mean I didn't go to it, but you know,
couldn't help see it out the window when we're flying by.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I've been in the arch. I've been in the airport.
I wouldn't recommend any of it anyway. So a crime
took place at the terminal near the American Airlines ticketing counter,
and it wasn't immediately clear what sparked the incident, but
authorities have released some details. A suspect has been publicly identified.
This guy was freaking out in the airport, just losing
(08:34):
his mind, and so cops took out a taser and
they tased him and it didn't work, so then they
shot and killed him. There you go, A suspect was
shot and killed by a cop inside the terminal. That's
the long and the short of it. Now in between
those two is.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
This little factoid. Okay, The incident occurred about one a m.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
This morning. Yeah, it was late last night.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
They think it. They always say late last night, like
Kinny just did. But anything after mid it's technically in
the morning. Morning, So it happened this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So a lot of this can be blamed on the
government shutdown and all the chaos that ensued at the airports.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So it's Mike Johnson's fall inter and people tell you
to get to the airport early for your flight because
there's been tsa interruptions and the air traffic controller ups.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Plus now we're a week out from the holiday season
and this is when people really start to get the
airport's crowded. So this guy, I mean, his flight wasn't
supposed to leave until like nine am. He's there at
one o'clock in the morning. Nothing good is gonna happen
at one am at the airport.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I wouldn't recommend going there, but he was.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Told to get there early, and he did, and the
next thing you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Know, he's getting shot. You know what else? In Saint Louis,
all they have is toasted raviolis. Have you ever had those? No,
when you're in Saint Louis, it's like when you go
to Cincinnati and they're all crazy about their chili mac.
You're like, what's that? It's subpart chili on macaroni. Oh,
I don't want that. What's the big deal in Saint Louis. Well,
we take frozen raviolis, we bred them and we depry them. Well,
(10:02):
we've got that where I'm from. It's just like a
cheese stick. We've housed. This is different. They're like stick.
They're like, this is a toasted ravioli. Well, they have
the equivalent of that everywhere. It doesn't make Saint Louis
worth visiting.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And at the airport and Saint Louis to you know,
defend him a little bit from having people just wandering
around in the airport at one o'clock in the morning.
The police said that the officers at the airport were
trying to clear the airport, doing security checks. Clearing the
airport one o'clock in the morning. They got no flights
going out. You really shouldn't be here, come back later.
And that guy refused to leave. And when they said, well,
(10:36):
we'll have to drag your ass out of here, then
that's when he pulled his knife out. And then you know,
he brought a knife to a gunfight.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He brought a knife to a gunfight.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Always works out, unless you're like James Coburn in the
Magnificent Seven. You know who could throw a knife at
you faster than you could draw your pistola.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I thought his name is James Comy and he's in
the house oversight. Oh, that guy's going to jail.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know what you call an able body guy, the doist, dip,
whatever his name is.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, you're trying to write
a joke here, Maybe you can help me.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Out, all right, So these three guys walk into a bar. Yeah,
and they can be like a priest and a what
do they call the guy that's in us church at
the at the Jewish church? No bell, Yeah, no it's
not No, that doesn't work here, No, okay, no, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Duck walks into a bar. Yeah. Why do all your
jokes start with somebody walked into a bar? Yeah? Why
has it got to be a bar?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This is an where I hear most of the jokes,
and I guess it's just handy. So the duck walks
in and orders you know, a what was that drink
you're always drinking? Not beer but that bourbon thing? Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And old fashion?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, ordered an old fashion slams it back orders another
one bartenders bring in the second drink and you're like, yeah,
you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Pay for these? What the duck tailor put it on
my bill?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well, yeah, that's not a new joke. That's a that's
an old joke. Now you want a new one. I
didn't know you said you were just writing a joke.
You're just like writing them down so you'd remember them
for tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, no, no, the joke I'm working on a joke.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Try that duck walking into a bar thing and tonight
at your comedy show. I think that's gonna kill You're
really hurting my ability to explain this here. This is
not helping me Bill yet kill all right, right now, Zorhan, Mom,
Donnie's that's a joke is flying?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Can't you let me say it? I need your help.
You can't interrupt. I'm trying. You're not trying to help.
I don't think. I wish if I had defined what
help would be in this situation. What you're doing, that's
the exact topic. SI excu me, all right, Zorhan, Mom.
Donnie is currently on a plane flying from New York
City to Washington, d C. The last time we saw
(12:43):
a disaster involving an airplane a Muslim in those two cities. Oh,
Dick Cheney declared war on Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It's not a joke either. War is never funny. I
told you it needed help. Yeah, we got to punch
it up a little bit, all right, what would you do? Uh,
Dick Cheney had a heart attack. It's hilarious. Wait, no,
don't laugh at that. But that's still dark. But it's
not as bad as war. I mean, you know, warf
like innocent people get killed. All right, Okay, Janey's far
(13:10):
from an innocent people, all right.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Zorhan Man. Donni flying from New York City to Washington,
d C. Right now, the.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Last time, not actually flying the plane. No, he's on
at least he isn't supposed to. But we don't know
what he's gonna do once it's in the air.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Zorhan, Mom, Donnie's flying in a plane from New York
City to Washington, d C. Right now. The last time
we saw a disaster like this involving a Muslim and
airplane in those two cities. Huh, we went three trillion
dollars into dead overnight.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Not funny, Yes, kind of makes me sad and think
about my my retirement fund.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, how about this one? The last time we
saw a disaster involved a Muslim and airplane in those
two cities. Alex Jones sold a thousand books that No,
what was that documentary called that he did? That was
how I met Alex Jones. It was two thousand and five.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
All are gay And I was at the Merchandise Mart,
which is the World Trade Center in Chicago, and Alex
Jones comes walking in like a bullin at China cabinet.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
They have a pocket full of gay frogs with him.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, probably probably get an entourage of like nine dudes
and they all come walking in and they're like, what.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Happened to Tower seven? Printers dot com? We're into wars.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was like, wow, dude, this guy's intense. He's going
to be a big deal. And I was right fast
forward twenty years. It's taking of Muslims and flying planes
and that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Have you have you seen the a fairly recent meme
that has been going around since Mumdani got elected shows
the World Trade Center twin towers engulfed in fire and smoke,
and you know, like right after the big crash happened,
and it says, never forget. Oh wait, free stuff. Look yeah, yeah,
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they immediately forgot, although we kept telling you, never forget
nine to eleven, never forget.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I like, I do like your explanation there. But is
it possible that you can't forget something you never knew?
I mean, these people in their early twenties, they don't
remember nine to eleven. A lot of them didn't live
in New York City. Then they're rich kids that never
been a long time ago. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I don't know how long ago, because there's no way
to know for sure, but it was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
If you were born in you know, upstate New York
in two thousand and five, and then you moved to
New York City, you went to Liberal Arts College, you
voted in your first election, and zoraan mom Donnie shows
up and he goes, hey, you like New York City,
but all this stuff's too expensive. What if I told
you that, even though I'm suspiciously hanging out with a
World Trade Center terrorist from nineteen ninety three, sure I
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could give you cheaper rent and free groceries, just stuff,
free stuff. Oh I want the free stuff. Sure? So
did you forget or are you just too stupid to
even know basic history.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You know, a lot of them didn't forget because, like
you said, they were either not born or even if
you were born in the nineties, what were you ten
when the.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You know, the nine to eleven attack happened, you don't
remember it either. Yeah, I didn't really understand the Iran
contract controversy because I was two.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, you can be thirty five years old, fully grown,
maybe not a mature but a grown adult of thirty
four to thirty five years old. It really has no
memory of it. They might know that it happened, but
they were too young to understand the reasoning behind it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
This is interesting. Apparently in England, the UK is going
to ban choking porn now based on the performance of
the Saints this week, and evidently in New Orleans is
still okay with choking.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh well no, you did not just go dissing them
signs when they just about to start tearing it. Oh,
the Saints are ready. The Saints are getting there. They're
almost there. They're not quite there yet, but they getting there,
all right, Not like the Texans who got there last night.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It says here there two and eight.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They're in last place. Well, yeah, it does look bad. Yeah,
if you just want to look at the past, let's
look at the future. They got more games to play.
They could win one. They're running four on the road,
they're running for at home. He could win another one,
could win one. But the Texans. Let's go ahead and
let's let's focus on the positive. They got it done
last night. Is this sports?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well, it's all about the sports right now. Okay, Well,
we didn't know it was going to be sports, but
I guess I'm for sports right now, do we? I
brought it up. I can squeeze it in, shove it in.
I'm used to it. What happened last night?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Houston Texans beat the Buffalo Bills. Last night, Buffalo Bills
quarterback by Josh Allen, who was the reigning Most Valuable
play of the NFL Sharm last year, he suffered two interceptions,
tell no touchdowns, and eight sacks.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Eight sacks.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Now, the game before that, he had six touchdowns, three running,
three passing none.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Last night, it was a It was a horrible defeat.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
At the hands of a riled up Houston Texans defense.
Oh and by the way, the Texans defensive end Doe
name of Derek Barnett probably gonna get in little trouble
with the NFL. He was the flag last night for
a blind side block violation and he probably.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Gonna have to pay a fine or something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And it also set them back because they didn't get
to score a touchdown on the play that he got
penalized on. Speaking of the Saints, Alvin Kamara is the
first player in NFL history, not just Saints history, NFL
history to have over six hundred catches and six hundred
rushes for the same team.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Really, and that that.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Goes all the way back, even when players stayed with
the same team like their whole career and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Plus performing sinancing drugs were a regular part of the
regulat was always a part. Yeah, they didn't also know.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Oh and one more thing about the Saints, this is
gonna be fun win and lose. Is gonna be a
good time. Saints or bringing Kyle Turley back on December
twenty first, right before you know the Christmas, they got
what they call the legend of the game, Kyle Turley
back about nineteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You don't remember this.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I know he was playing for the same he was
on defense Jets, playing in New York Jets.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's who they play him, by the way, when he's
coming back.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And that's when he grabbed one of the New York
Jets player's helmet, ran out of the big tackle, the
bulk of the players that was all piled up there
towards the end zone. Sure, he ripped one of the
players helmets off because he was acting a fool.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And flung it. You remember ever seeing this in the highlights.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
He took that Jets helmet and he just ran like
a maniac warrior and flew that helmet about thirty yards
the other direction down the field.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It was great, It was awesome. You should look it up. Man,
you see that play. That's impressive. I could probably only
try it like twenty eight or twenty ninety. Yeah, you
couldn't do what Kyle Turley could do. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
It doesn't seem like nineteen years ago that that happened, though.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
The time just flies by, doesn't it. You know, I
couldn't do that, but I bet I could do basic
math because I haven't had all those concussions that he had.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know, Yeah, well, who wants to do racist old math?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Though? Huh? Good point?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Stay weight, that's all for super it's good news, enjoy
your day at South Puck, and it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Makes you stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Sidney Sweety says that she would like to participate in
a charity boxing event. I really hope charity is the
name of the stripper.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's you know how it came about, right because she's
in a movie about a lesbian boxer and nobody went
to see it.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It failed, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She did some some serious training to get ready for
this movie, and she said during the training she fell
in love with the sport and she want to fight
somebody now for real, and not just like Hollywood's stuff,
you know, celebrity style. She's not going for the you know,
the heavyweight belt, nothing like that. But you'd fight her,
wouldn't you. I mean, like in an oil wrestling thing.
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I'll punch her. You know, if she's gonna punch you,
you're gonna punch her. Boxing sport a king. I wouldn't
racing would I would not want to punch her.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But I bet a handful of our male listeners would
like her to punch them. And I'm thinking, you let
her punch you right, or kick them in the groin
with high heels or that a thing people in the
weird stuff. What if we just pretend we're two people
having sex what are weird? That reminds me? Why I
pretend when we could really have se Do you remember
(01:09):
who famously told that joke? No, I do not. Okay,
it's from a movie called Caddy Shack, and I didn't
quite explain it verbatim, but the joke went, do you
want to tie me up with your ties? Tie?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
He was having sex with the debutante and she wanted
him to do all this weird, kinky stuff, and he said,
what if we pretend we're two human beings making love?
And she was like, what, that's just no, that's no good. Well,
Chevy Chase is in the news today.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
He's part of a tie. He's part of a new
documentary that's coming soon to CNN, where he admits that
back in nineteen seventy six, I guess it would have
been He thinks it was a mistake to leave Saturday
Night Live after the first year. Here he is in
a trailer for the new documentary. Yeah. Also in the
(01:55):
documentary include dan Aykroyd, Goldie Hawn, Martin Short, and Lorne Michaels.
Of course, I am Chevy Chase, you're not. And here's
a look of the trailer for my new documentary Chevy
Chase exciting and talented, very very.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Funny, ready to say something sarcastic or edgy.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He's actively you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Love was a mistake to leave SNL when Hollywood wants you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They're pretty good at Chevy had massive movie star hits,
and then of course it went downhill from there. Would
you work with him again? Are you kidding me? It's
chevy Chase? I am who I am?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And I like who I am that voice that said,
are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's Chevy Chase, that's Martin Short. Guess what Martin Short
has not been doing lately doing? Do you get that
two members of the Three Amigos have been actively going
around producing comedy and performing and making.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Commercials for credit card companies, all that fun stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
They replaced Chevy Chase with Selena Gomez. Oh that hurts a.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Disney pop star that aged out of pop stardom. Everybody
always has since he left Saturday Night Live, which was
a mistake. They've all said that he might have been
funny on the show, but he was an a hole
to the tenth power, one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Of the most hated people. Yeah, what was that TV
with the National Lampoon? Is that what it is. There's
a movie about that magazine that they did, yeah, called
National Lampoot. It's called a futile and Stupid Gesture. It's
a really good movie. It's on Netflix. It stars Will
Forte and Chevy Chase's character is in it. It's played
(03:33):
by Joel McHale. I don't care. I don't want to
ruin this story. It's a movie about.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Joel mchae was in a show with Chevy Chase, right,
and now he's playing Chevy Chase in a show.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And this movie came out several years ago. It's not new.
It's really interesting. It shows you what led up to
Saturday Night Live. Douglas Kenny was famous for producing, among
other things, Caddy Shack and Airplane. No, No, he didn't
do Airplane. Did he did Animal House? Okay? Airplane ruined
his life when that movie came out. He thought he
could never make anything as funny as that. And some
(04:04):
believe that he jumped off a mountain in Hawaii because
you were so depressed.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Maybe he was throwing boulders into the volcano and slipped
like Mark Twain. That happens anyway, it's a good movie anyway. Yeah,
there's all that going on. Oh, we had an irony
report to tell you about. This is a short little story.
It won't take long. I think you'll get it. The
National Transportation Safety Board has come out with their early
(04:31):
reports and findings about that plane crashed. You may remember
Louisville Airport.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, earlier this.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Month, UPS flight crashed. It barely got off the ground
and it crashed into the buildings on the ground because
it didn't take off, and a big fireball explosion, and
a lot of people died. I think three on the plane,
the pilots because it's UPS, they did have passengers, and
then like eleven people on the ground because when it
(05:04):
didn't take off and then it crashed, it left a
half mile long burning debris across a petroleum recycling facility
and a UPS warehouse.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wow, the tyrony just flew around the room.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, I get yeah, because it was it was a
UPS airplane and it hit the UPS. They just took
all the stuff out of the warehouse and put it
on the plane, and then the plane brought it right
back to the warehouse.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh, I get it. So it's like rain on your wedding.
It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So they said this plane is thirty or was thirty
four years old, and all the other planes like it
were being what's.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That they used that phased out?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sure it was really old rickety plane and they weren't
using them much any more. But UPS decided maybe we
can squeeze one or two more flights out of this.
They said, frame by frame photos, because they have a
lot of videos of this. The engine on the left
side there were three engines total. One of the engines
on the left side started separating from the plane eventually
(06:20):
broke loose the whole engine and flew over the wing
as it went behind the plane in a giant fireball. Wow,
it is just that is ironic. Here, listen to this.
Here's the fireball. Was one of the pilots drinking fireball
at the time. Wow, I mean probably in the bar
(06:40):
just before he got on a plane. He's a pilot,
he's got to have fireball. Of course, if you think
that's ironic, I once knew this old guy. He was
very rickety. He was ninety eight years old. He's won
the lottery and then the very.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Next day died. Oh my god, that's horrible. That's way
worse than this stuff. Or is it but this is
a kick down airplane, right, kicked off the plane. Here's
some money, got kicked off the plane? All right? Does
account of you never technically got on the airplane?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm not sure, but he was definitely kicked You can
be kicked off. It's like you, you know, they kick
you out of a show before you ever get into
the show.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That does happen to me?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Your tickets are counterfeit, or you know, they just don't
like a look of you or something.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, I thought this was gonna be a taser report.
Well it now. I don't think it can be a
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Speaker 1 (08:00):
Right, today we take you to Missouri Saint Louis Lambert
International Airport right there. I have been there too, and
I see that arch. I've been through the arch.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, I mean I didn't go to it, but you know,
couldn't help see it out the window when we're flying by.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I've been in the arch. I've been in the airport.
I wouldn't recommend any of it anyway. So a crime
took place at the terminal near the American Airlines ticketing counter,
and it wasn't immediately clear what sparked the incident, but
authorities have released some details. A suspect has been publicly identified.
This guy was freaking out in the airport, just losing
(08:34):
his mind, and so cops took out a taser and
they tased him and it didn't work, so then they
shot and killed him. There you go, A suspect was
shot and killed by a cop inside the terminal. That's
the long and the short of it. Now in between
those two is.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
This little factoid. Okay, The incident occurred about one a m.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
This morning. Yeah, it was late last night.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
They think it. They always say late last night, like
Kinny just did. But anything after mid it's technically in
the morning. Morning, So it happened this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So a lot of this can be blamed on the
government shutdown and all the chaos that ensued at the airports.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So it's Mike Johnson's fall inter and people tell you
to get to the airport early for your flight because
there's been tsa interruptions and the air traffic controller ups.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Plus now we're a week out from the holiday season
and this is when people really start to get the
airport's crowded. So this guy, I mean, his flight wasn't
supposed to leave until like nine am. He's there at
one o'clock in the morning. Nothing good is gonna happen
at one am at the airport.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I wouldn't recommend going there, but he was.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Told to get there early, and he did, and the
next thing you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Know, he's getting shot. You know what else? In Saint Louis,
all they have is toasted raviolis. Have you ever had those? No,
when you're in Saint Louis, it's like when you go
to Cincinnati and they're all crazy about their chili mac.
You're like, what's that? It's subpart chili on macaroni. Oh,
I don't want that. What's the big deal in Saint Louis. Well,
we take frozen raviolis, we bred them and we depry them. Well,
(10:02):
we've got that where I'm from. It's just like a
cheese stick. We've housed. This is different. They're like stick.
They're like, this is a toasted ravioli. Well, they have
the equivalent of that everywhere. It doesn't make Saint Louis
worth visiting.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And at the airport and Saint Louis to you know,
defend him a little bit from having people just wandering
around in the airport at one o'clock in the morning.
The police said that the officers at the airport were
trying to clear the airport, doing security checks. Clearing the
airport one o'clock in the morning. They got no flights
going out. You really shouldn't be here, come back later.
And that guy refused to leave. And when they said, well,
(10:36):
we'll have to drag your ass out of here, then
that's when he pulled his knife out. And then you know,
he brought a knife to a gunfight.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He brought a knife to a gunfight.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Always works out, unless you're like James Coburn in the
Magnificent Seven. You know who could throw a knife at
you faster than you could draw your pistola.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I thought his name is James Comy and he's in
the house oversight. Oh, that guy's going to jail.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know what you call an able body guy, the doist, dip,
whatever his name is.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, you're trying to write
a joke here, Maybe you can help me.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Out, all right, So these three guys walk into a bar. Yeah,
and they can be like a priest and a what
do they call the guy that's in us church at
the at the Jewish church? No bell, Yeah, no it's
not No, that doesn't work here, No, okay, no, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Duck walks into a bar. Yeah. Why do all your
jokes start with somebody walked into a bar? Yeah? Why
has it got to be a bar?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This is an where I hear most of the jokes,
and I guess it's just handy. So the duck walks
in and orders you know, a what was that drink
you're always drinking? Not beer but that bourbon thing? Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And old fashion?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, ordered an old fashion slams it back orders another
one bartenders bring in the second drink and you're like, yeah,
you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Pay for these? What the duck tailor put it on
my bill?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well, yeah, that's not a new joke. That's a that's
an old joke. Now you want a new one. I
didn't know you said you were just writing a joke.
You're just like writing them down so you'd remember them
for tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, no, no, the joke I'm working on a joke.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Try that duck walking into a bar thing and tonight
at your comedy show. I think that's gonna kill You're
really hurting my ability to explain this here. This is
not helping me Bill yet kill all right, right now, Zorhan, Mom,
Donnie's that's a joke is flying?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Can't you let me say it? I need your help.
You can't interrupt. I'm trying. You're not trying to help.
I don't think. I wish if I had defined what
help would be in this situation. What you're doing, that's
the exact topic. SI excu me, all right, Zorhan, Mom.
Donnie is currently on a plane flying from New York
City to Washington, d C. The last time we saw
(12:43):
a disaster involving an airplane a Muslim in those two cities. Oh,
Dick Cheney declared war on Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It's not a joke either. War is never funny. I
told you it needed help. Yeah, we got to punch
it up a little bit, all right, what would you do? Uh,
Dick Cheney had a heart attack. It's hilarious. Wait, no,
don't laugh at that. But that's still dark. But it's
not as bad as war. I mean, you know, warf
like innocent people get killed. All right, Okay, Janey's far
(13:10):
from an innocent people, all right.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Zorhan Man. Donni flying from New York City to Washington,
d C. Right now, the.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Last time, not actually flying the plane. No, he's on
at least he isn't supposed to. But we don't know
what he's gonna do once it's in the air.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Zorhan, Mom, Donnie's flying in a plane from New York
City to Washington, d C. Right now. The last time
we saw a disaster like this involving a Muslim and
airplane in those two cities. Huh, we went three trillion
dollars into dead overnight.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Not funny, Yes, kind of makes me sad and think
about my my retirement fund.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, how about this one? The last time we
saw a disaster involved a Muslim and airplane in those
two cities. Alex Jones sold a thousand books that No,
what was that documentary called that he did? That was
how I met Alex Jones. It was two thousand and five.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
All are gay And I was at the Merchandise Mart,
which is the World Trade Center in Chicago, and Alex
Jones comes walking in like a bullin at China cabinet.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
They have a pocket full of gay frogs with him.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, probably probably get an entourage of like nine dudes
and they all come walking in and they're like, what.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Happened to Tower seven? Printers dot com? We're into wars.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was like, wow, dude, this guy's intense. He's going
to be a big deal. And I was right fast
forward twenty years. It's taking of Muslims and flying planes
and that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Have you have you seen the a fairly recent meme
that has been going around since Mumdani got elected shows
the World Trade Center twin towers engulfed in fire and smoke,
and you know, like right after the big crash happened,
and it says, never forget. Oh wait, free stuff. Look yeah, yeah,
(14:56):
they immediately forgot, although we kept telling you, never forget
nine to eleven, never forget.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I like, I do like your explanation there. But is
it possible that you can't forget something you never knew?
I mean, these people in their early twenties, they don't
remember nine to eleven. A lot of them didn't live
in New York City. Then they're rich kids that never
been a long time ago. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I don't know how long ago, because there's no way
to know for sure, but it was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
If you were born in you know, upstate New York
in two thousand and five, and then you moved to
New York City, you went to Liberal Arts College, you
voted in your first election, and zoraan mom Donnie shows
up and he goes, hey, you like New York City,
but all this stuff's too expensive. What if I told
you that, even though I'm suspiciously hanging out with a
World Trade Center terrorist from nineteen ninety three, sure I
(15:41):
could give you cheaper rent and free groceries, just stuff,
free stuff. Oh I want the free stuff. Sure? So
did you forget or are you just too stupid to
even know basic history.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You know, a lot of them didn't forget because, like
you said, they were either not born or even if
you were born in the nineties, what were you ten
when the.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You know, the nine to eleven attack happened, you don't
remember it either. Yeah, I didn't really understand the Iran
contract controversy because I was two.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, you can be thirty five years old, fully grown,
maybe not a mature but a grown adult of thirty
four to thirty five years old. It really has no
memory of it. They might know that it happened, but
they were too young to understand the reasoning behind it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
This is interesting. Apparently in England, the UK is going
to ban choking porn now based on the performance of
the Saints this week, and evidently in New Orleans is
still okay with choking.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh well no, you did not just go dissing them
signs when they just about to start tearing it. Oh,
the Saints are ready. The Saints are getting there. They're
almost there. They're not quite there yet, but they getting there,
all right, Not like the Texans who got there last night.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It says here there two and eight.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They're in last place. Well, yeah, it does look bad. Yeah,
if you just want to look at the past, let's
look at the future. They got more games to play.
They could win one. They're running four on the road,
they're running for at home. He could win another one,
could win one. But the Texans. Let's go ahead and
let's let's focus on the positive. They got it done
last night. Is this sports?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well, it's all about the sports right now. Okay, Well,
we didn't know it was going to be sports, but
I guess I'm for sports right now, do we? I
brought it up. I can squeeze it in, shove it in.
I'm used to it. What happened last night?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Houston Texans beat the Buffalo Bills. Last night, Buffalo Bills
quarterback by Josh Allen, who was the reigning Most Valuable
play of the NFL Sharm last year, he suffered two interceptions,
tell no touchdowns, and eight sacks.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Eight sacks.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Now, the game before that, he had six touchdowns, three running,
three passing none.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Last night, it was a It was a horrible defeat.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
At the hands of a riled up Houston Texans defense.
Oh and by the way, the Texans defensive end Doe
name of Derek Barnett probably gonna get in little trouble
with the NFL. He was the flag last night for
a blind side block violation and he probably.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Gonna have to pay a fine or something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And it also set them back because they didn't get
to score a touchdown on the play that he got
penalized on. Speaking of the Saints, Alvin Kamara is the
first player in NFL history, not just Saints history, NFL
history to have over six hundred catches and six hundred
rushes for the same team.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Really, and that that.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Goes all the way back, even when players stayed with
the same team like their whole career and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Plus performing sinancing drugs were a regular part of the
regulat was always a part. Yeah, they didn't also know.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Oh and one more thing about the Saints, this is
gonna be fun win and lose. Is gonna be a
good time. Saints or bringing Kyle Turley back on December
twenty first, right before you know the Christmas, they got
what they call the legend of the game, Kyle Turley
back about nineteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You don't remember this.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I know he was playing for the same he was
on defense Jets, playing in New York Jets.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's who they play him, by the way, when he's
coming back.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And that's when he grabbed one of the New York
Jets player's helmet, ran out of the big tackle, the
bulk of the players that was all piled up there
towards the end zone. Sure, he ripped one of the
players helmets off because he was acting a fool.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And flung it. You remember ever seeing this in the highlights.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
He took that Jets helmet and he just ran like
a maniac warrior and flew that helmet about thirty yards
the other direction down the field.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It was great, It was awesome. You should look it up. Man,
you see that play. That's impressive. I could probably only
try it like twenty eight or twenty ninety. Yeah, you
couldn't do what Kyle Turley could do. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
It doesn't seem like nineteen years ago that that happened, though.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
The time just flies by, doesn't it. You know, I
couldn't do that, but I bet I could do basic
math because I haven't had all those concussions that he had.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know, Yeah, well, who wants to do racist old math?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Though? Huh? Good point?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Stay weight, that's all for super it's good news, enjoy
your day at South Puck, and it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Makes you stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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