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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What we still talking about Kyle Turley and the sayings
and the sports and all that kind of stuff. Because
I said he was he was on the offense, see,
but I remembered him as because he was just such
a wild man. I just thought of him in my
head as a defensive player. He played offense like defense was.
He was a tackle offensive lineman. That's why he was
(00:21):
on the field at the same time as the quarterback.
Because the quarterback at that time, I don't know if
y'all remember Aaron Brooks or he was, Kyle Turley was
protecting him because it looked like Jess was trying to
bend him over backwards and snap his spine, and Kyle
Turley ripped that guy off of him and then took
his helmet off of him and chunked it. The other
interesting thing about that is that they said that he
(00:42):
only played for the Saints up till two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So he's very committed to his team even you know,
he's a loyal guy, even if he's not around.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
For a long time.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But he only played there till two thousand and three.
But you said it was nineteen years ago that had happened.
You're doing math on the races. Seems like it might
have been longer than that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Not only is math racist, I think in this context
it's very gay.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, that's right gay. But anyway, he played offensive line
like he was on the defense. He was a little
wild maniac and probably still is. He just don't have
that hair anymore. You know when he when he was
playing ball, he had that, He had that hair. He
looked like Macho Man Randy Savage. He's running around out
there without a helmet home all.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Right, Well, I mean you had me at Macho Man
Randy Savage, you'd like. I'm a fan of eighties wrestling
for sure. Yesterday at my gym, some girl wore a
T shirt with all these vintage wrestlers on it. It
was like rowdy, rowdy Piper, Macho Man, Randy Savage, Jake
the Snake.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Did you ask her to marry you at that point?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And she's already married, she's my friend. But the first
thing I noticed was every one of those wrestlers is dead.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now I was gonna say, that's that's the whole old
school stuff they're going.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It bummed me out all night.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I went home and I just thought about that and
I laid in bed, I stared at the ceiling and
I thought about Jake the Snake, and that was very
bad for my mental health, kind of like too much
Christmas music.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh it'll happen segue. Yeah, I just walked by the
Christmas station down the hole. Apparently the weather outside is frightful.
That's what they're reporting. Anyway, It's actually not billy. It's
pretty nice here, but I said it was.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
A study found that listening to too much Christmas music
can be bad for your mental health. Plus, it's not
even the week of Thanksgiving yet, don't you think it's
a little soon.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's too soon for Christmas music, way too soon.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
For me.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
There's snow, snow, oh, missile too, and good luck finding
a tree eximpt of fakes there.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We're not even halfway through this. Do you need to
hear the rest of it or crutly not, No, we can.
We're gonna well, we'll return to that in a little bit.
You're doing great, keep up the good work. It's really
something there. You've really made quite a little song for us,
really impressive.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You may remember this time yesterday we was reporting on
the opening of the stock market because it went up
like five hundred and fifty points of something meant to open.
It was very impressive, and the Nasdaq was doing like
the almost the same thing or better. And then it
ended up the day being way way down. You just
never know what you're gonna get. And now Dal's opened
up to fifty this morning, NASDAC up about the same
(03:29):
percentage wise, not quite as good. What was it gonna
do today? You have to wait and see. But yesterday
was another real down drop.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
All right, Well, to my crypto bros out there, I
am hearing that if we watch bitcoin over the weekend,
we can see if the stock market will bounce back
on Monday. Usually like eighty two dollars a share. Now, no,
I don't think that's right now, it's under one hundred.
Are we talking about bitcoin? Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Saw a thing where it says eighty two a share.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I think you mean eighty two thousand. You said eighty
two hundred. I just said eighty two dollars. I thought, okay,
Well it's eighty four thousand, is what it is. The
point is the amount you said.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Nobody can buy a stock one stock for eighty something
thousand dollars. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But it's not a stock, it's a crypto token. You know,
you understand it explained you before. So you've got the
blockchain and on the block I understand it completely. I
know it as well as you do or better. Oh okay, great, Yeah,
so I don't need it explain to me anymore. Well,
in that case, here's this funny guy that we met
to explain to you why the the Epstein emails are
so much fun to read.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Go ahead, brother, stock it to us.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I don't know, dude.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You can see his email address. That's I got a
big kick out of that.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
It's jee vacation at gmail dot com. So I had
a diabolical idea, you can just send emails to that
email address.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I've been emailing Jeffreys.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Because I know the CIA.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Will read it.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
It is my one chance to and a message to
the CIA. So what I've been doing is I made
a list of my childhood like bullies from third to
four three years, and then I created email accounts at
Gmail that are like first name dot last name with
their names, and then I've been emailing Jeffrey Epstein's email
and being like, what's up, jeff, Thanks for the memories.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
If you were mean to me on a bus in
two thousand and two, you're on the Epstein list.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Now that's helpful.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You see what's happening on TV right now. Nancy Grace
has emerged from her tomb.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh god, Nancy Grace back on camera.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
There is a crime related news story involving a young
woman being murdered, possibly in a salacious, perverted manner, we're
not really sure.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
A family member of some kind on a cruise ship.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And so Nancy Grace, who is generally just being in
a tomb, so we're sleeping, she's in a deep slumber.
She's hibernating. I think they've awoken her and they said, Nancy,
there's a news story you can opine about. And she's
hobbled down to the hallway there where she keeps the
She has thousands of those wigs that look like that.
(06:15):
She's completely balled alopecia, you know how that is. But
she's got all these the Karen wigs, right. I always
thought they should call them the Nancy Grace wig.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Karen took it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Name a woman with Karen who has that haircut. You
can't but when you think of that haircut. You think
of Nancy Grace immediately. And now Nancy Grace is off
to tell you that Anna's aunt says, it's all just
so crazy because this is in Florida and I'm in Oregon.
Anna's dad won't say anything to me. Wow, that's a
great revelation there. Thanks for the news and Nancy Grace.
She let us know what Anna's aunt thought in Oregon.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, she really dug deep and was told to go away.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Nancy Grace's coverage of this news story pretty much guarantees
that nothing will come of that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Do you want to ask him what he means by that?
Or are you just pandering because you'reuncomfortable?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I had to day.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
People stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson's.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's a different time in the nineties. Man, I'm telling
you that's when culture peaked. It's never going to get
better than this.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Were the drugs stronger than or did just people just
do more of them.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I think our tolerance was just lower. It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's probably it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
We didn't have fetanol or any of this stuff back then.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It wasn't. It's a good thing because you know, it'd
be a lot less of you what were quayludes? Like,
did you guys ever do those?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Why would you even suggest something?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why did you react so quickly? And the two of
them just looked at each other and you met ludes? Right,
nobody says quayludes. You're like so dorky.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
See that makes me think you did them.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, man, that's that's the guy that knows too much
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You're familiar with the street colloquialism for a drug that
hasn't existed in over three decades.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I think I think you did it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I had a lot of friends. I had a very
uh DEI group of friends back in the day.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
There was no DEI back then.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
See, that's what it was without having an actual explanation
for it. By the way, I think we need to
do a public service announcement for all the ice officers
headed to Louisiana. Looks like they're heading that way today,
New Orleans specifically, but other places in the state of Louisiana.
You know, the Democrats just came out with a little
public service message of their own for military officers, and
(08:17):
that don't obey the law. Don't obey your commanding officer
if he gives you an order. If they don't like it,
then you shouldn't either. Well, here's our public service message
to all the members of Ice Border Patrol any law
enforcement agencies that is not from Louisiana but will work
in Louisiana this weekend and next week. The Pelican state
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is number one in chlamydia and number two but real
close to number one in gonorrhea, and they also have
the highest venereal diseases in the prisons.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
All right now, where don't mean that?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Should You're gonna put a whole team together just to
try to figure out what the hell is going on
in Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Shouldn't people not be having sex in prisons?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That feels I could? You know, here's my other question
for you.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Why that one out and see if you get elected warden.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
While I'm asking questions I know you can't answer. The
clap is the slang term for gonerrhea? Doesn't it seem
like it should be the slang term for clamydia because
those two words sort of sounded like gonnoia didn't sound
anything like the clap no.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And thankfully at least you're not pronouncing it clam media anymore.
Because those days were horrible.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Why is Goneria called the clap? Is there? Does the internet?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Though you said you knew that I couldn't answer it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The most widely supported theory is that the clap is
a shortening of the French term clopier, which means brothel.
Brothels were sometimes called clopier's because their connection to the
prolific reproduction of rabbits.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
What what man?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
When I asked questions, I wish you wouldn't ask so
many questions.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is one of those questions. That's just I got
the answer, and I have more questions. All right, let's
talk about Jasmine. Jasmine Crockhead said the stupidest thing on
earth this week. By the way, I just sent her
an email from Jeffrey Epstein. Really well, that's great, and
I donated some money to her campaign.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Je vacation at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Has Epstein smart, Yeah, I'll take her down.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Who also took money from somebody named Jeffrey Epstein as
I had my team dig in very quickly. Mitt Romney,
the NRCC, huh, Lee Zelden, Oh, No, George bush Win,
Rad McCain, Palin.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
All Right, I'm gonna stop her here because I don't
want to waste too much time listening to this. So
Jasmin Crockett is sitting in front of a bunch of
other black female lawmakers and they all look like her.
They're all wearing the same glasses, the same power suit,
just different colored shirts and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh what, nothing, there's all the same color.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, they all look alike. Right.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
She found like the only four or five women in
Congress that look to sit behind her while she talks.
And then she reads a lie while they all sit
there and sort of like they're very concerned with the
same look on their And then it turns out that
Jeffrey Epstein is not even the same guy we talked
about this yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Two there's two Jeffrey Epstein's that are neither one of
the famous one, that are both giving money to Republicans.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So here she is yesterday with Kaitlin Collins. Well, this
was two days earlier.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
This week you talked about Republicans taking money from a
Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Here's what you said.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
We're not going to make you listen to the clip again.
Here's her reacting to it. Hang on, let's fast forward.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
All, Well, the Cabinet secretary he responded and said it
was actually doctor Jeffrey Epstein, who's a doctor that doesn't
have any relation to the convicted sex trucker. I'm fortunate
for that doctor, but that is you do it in
to a prior campaign of his. Do you want to
correct the record on the people?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
And I never said that it was that Jeffrey Epstein,
just so that people understand when you make a donation,
your picture is not there. And because they decided to
spring this on us in real time, I wanted the
Republicans to think about what could potentially happen because I
knew that they didn't even try to go through the FEC.
So my team what they did is they googled, And
that is specifically why I said Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans,
(12:02):
I at least don't go out and just tell lies.
Because it was not the same one. That's fine, But
when Lee Zelden had something to say, all he had
to say was it was a diffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein.
He admitted that he did receive donations from a Jeffrey Epstein,
So at least I wasn't trying to mislead people. Now
have I dug in to find out who this doctor is.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I have not no, no, she didn't mean to mislead anybody.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You would think Kaylen Collins would rip her a new
you know what, but she didn't. In case you're carrious,
we looked into it here at your favorite morning show doctor,
Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You got a feel for this guy.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's a neurosurgeon, worked hard his whole life, bought a
nice home on Long Island where he is a conservative
on the Upper East Coast, working as a scientist, and
just so happens to unfortunately have the same name as
the worst and most famous human.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Trafficker in Western history.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Sad.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So it turns out, as we're learning a little bit
about him here today, he's made some comments. He told
The New York Post, I think that I should contribute
money to Jasmine Crockett and then let everyone know that
she also took money from Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
There you go, and that is a pretty funny thing
for him to say. Pretty good good for him.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
He also said, until she said something, it was never
an issue that his name was Jeffrey Epstein. I say
my name and sometimes people will give me a funny look.
Epstein's response to the awkward questions. I always look at
them and say I don't understand, and I make it
look like I'm dumb, he said.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But he's a brain surgeon. There's obviously not dumb. He said. Listen,
that's my name. If my name was Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Domner when that whole thing came out, do you think
it would be a problem should I change my name? Listen,
anytime a doppelganger is tied to a less than desirable name,
it's never a good situation. But it doesn't matter to me.
That's what my name is.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And as far as that woman interviewing her, Caitlin Collins,
she didn't question her. She just nodded her head and
went right along with her ridiculous explanation. I'll tell you
who did rip her a new one. Sarah Gonzalez. I
don't know if y'all are familiar with her, but she
had a nice little video out I thought yesterday, getting
(14:05):
a little more I guess assertive in the Jasmine situation.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Sarah Gonzawaz is a good friend of ours. I've been
on her show before.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I never met the woman.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, she's been a friend of mine. I text with
her semi regularly. She works at the Blaze up and
I'm friends with her husband too. I think they're a
cool married couple. He's her producer. He produces her talk show,
kind of like Dana and Chris lash who I also
know up in the Metroplex. And anyway, her response was great.
And I'm only telling you all this extra information as
I scrambled to find the clip because I don't know
(14:35):
where it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Is and I would probably see it might need editing.
I don't know. You know, you know her better than
I do. Should curse a lot.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I don't know if she's allowed to curse on me.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
She might be passionate. Sometimes people say words when they're
passionate that could get us in trouble.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
All right, well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We like Sarah a lot where we could call her
and have her explain it on the air if we
wanted to, you know, because I mean we know her
after all.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, but you know we don't have time. We're just busy, busy, busy.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, we have to remind everybody that I.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Could just not do celebrity birthdays and squeeze her in
right there at the top of the hour. What do
you say.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I'd be good with that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We could have her at the top of the hour,
and then we can remind everybody to come out to
Metaie tomorrow night for our comedy show at Cork Wine
and Martini Bar.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, that'd be a good Saturday night for y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And then we wouldn't waste all that time telling everybody
about rich, famous people's birthdays. Who wouldn't care about us
if we told them our birthdays, you know, right?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And then who's for you know, world be a better place,
I think, right, mister Kenna.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'm gonna I'm gonna cogitate on that for a moment
if you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Are you changing colors right now? What are you a chameleon?
I never seen your turning red.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm just I'm passionate about celebrity birthdays, is all. Yeah,
and I may start cursing. Okay, Well, we don't want that.
No down like a clown, chatty Bob down like a
clown chatty but boob stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
What we still talking about Kyle Turley and the sayings
and the sports and all that kind of stuff. Because
I said he was he was on the offense, see,
but I remembered him as because he was just such
a wild man. I just thought of him in my
head as a defensive player. He played offense like defense was.
He was a tackle offensive lineman. That's why he was
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on the field at the same time as the quarterback.
Because the quarterback at that time, I don't know if
y'all remember Aaron Brooks or he was, Kyle Turley was
protecting him because it looked like Jess was trying to
bend him over backwards and snap his spine, and Kyle
Turley ripped that guy off of him and then took
his helmet off of him and chunked it. The other
interesting thing about that is that they said that he
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only played for the Saints up till two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So he's very committed to his team even you know,
he's a loyal guy, even if he's not around.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
For a long time.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But he only played there till two thousand and three.
But you said it was nineteen years ago that had happened.
You're doing math on the races. Seems like it might
have been longer than that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Not only is math racist, I think in this context
it's very gay.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, that's right gay. But anyway, he played offensive line
like he was on the defense. He was a little
wild maniac and probably still is. He just don't have
that hair anymore. You know when he when he was
playing ball, he had that, He had that hair. He
looked like Macho Man Randy Savage. He's running around out
there without a helmet home all.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Right, Well, I mean you had me at Macho Man
Randy Savage, you'd like. I'm a fan of eighties wrestling
for sure. Yesterday at my gym, some girl wore a
T shirt with all these vintage wrestlers on it. It
was like rowdy, rowdy Piper, Macho Man, Randy Savage, Jake
the Snake.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Did you ask her to marry you at that point?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And she's already married, she's my friend. But the first
thing I noticed was every one of those wrestlers is dead.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now I was gonna say, that's that's the whole old
school stuff they're going.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It bummed me out all night.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I went home and I just thought about that and
I laid in bed, I stared at the ceiling and
I thought about Jake the Snake, and that was very
bad for my mental health, kind of like too much
Christmas music.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh it'll happen segue. Yeah, I just walked by the
Christmas station down the hole. Apparently the weather outside is frightful.
That's what they're reporting. Anyway, It's actually not billy. It's
pretty nice here, but I said it was.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
A study found that listening to too much Christmas music
can be bad for your mental health. Plus, it's not
even the week of Thanksgiving yet, don't you think it's
a little soon.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's too soon for Christmas music, way too soon.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
For me.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
There's snow, snow, oh, missile too, and good luck finding
a tree eximpt of fakes there.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We're not even halfway through this. Do you need to
hear the rest of it or crutly not, No, we can.
We're gonna well, we'll return to that in a little bit.
You're doing great, keep up the good work. It's really
something there. You've really made quite a little song for us,
really impressive.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You may remember this time yesterday we was reporting on
the opening of the stock market because it went up
like five hundred and fifty points of something meant to open.
It was very impressive, and the Nasdaq was doing like
the almost the same thing or better. And then it
ended up the day being way way down. You just
never know what you're gonna get. And now Dal's opened
up to fifty this morning, NASDAC up about the same
(03:29):
percentage wise, not quite as good. What was it gonna
do today? You have to wait and see. But yesterday
was another real down drop.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
All right, Well, to my crypto bros out there, I
am hearing that if we watch bitcoin over the weekend,
we can see if the stock market will bounce back
on Monday. Usually like eighty two dollars a share. Now, no,
I don't think that's right now, it's under one hundred.
Are we talking about bitcoin? Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Saw a thing where it says eighty two a share.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I think you mean eighty two thousand. You said eighty
two hundred. I just said eighty two dollars. I thought, okay,
Well it's eighty four thousand, is what it is. The
point is the amount you said.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Nobody can buy a stock one stock for eighty something
thousand dollars. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But it's not a stock, it's a crypto token. You know,
you understand it explained you before. So you've got the
blockchain and on the block I understand it completely. I
know it as well as you do or better. Oh okay, great, Yeah,
so I don't need it explain to me anymore. Well,
in that case, here's this funny guy that we met
to explain to you why the the Epstein emails are
so much fun to read.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Go ahead, brother, stock it to us.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I don't know, dude.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You can see his email address. That's I got a
big kick out of that.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
It's jee vacation at gmail dot com. So I had
a diabolical idea, you can just send emails to that
email address.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I've been emailing Jeffreys.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Because I know the CIA.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Will read it.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
It is my one chance to and a message to
the CIA. So what I've been doing is I made
a list of my childhood like bullies from third to
four three years, and then I created email accounts at
Gmail that are like first name dot last name with
their names, and then I've been emailing Jeffrey Epstein's email
and being like, what's up, jeff, Thanks for the memories.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
If you were mean to me on a bus in
two thousand and two, you're on the Epstein list.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Now that's helpful.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You see what's happening on TV right now. Nancy Grace
has emerged from her tomb.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh god, Nancy Grace back on camera.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
There is a crime related news story involving a young
woman being murdered, possibly in a salacious, perverted manner, we're
not really sure.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
A family member of some kind on a cruise ship.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And so Nancy Grace, who is generally just being in
a tomb, so we're sleeping, she's in a deep slumber.
She's hibernating. I think they've awoken her and they said, Nancy,
there's a news story you can opine about. And she's
hobbled down to the hallway there where she keeps the
She has thousands of those wigs that look like that.
(06:15):
She's completely balled alopecia, you know how that is. But
she's got all these the Karen wigs, right. I always
thought they should call them the Nancy Grace wig.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Karen took it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Name a woman with Karen who has that haircut. You
can't but when you think of that haircut. You think
of Nancy Grace immediately. And now Nancy Grace is off
to tell you that Anna's aunt says, it's all just
so crazy because this is in Florida and I'm in Oregon.
Anna's dad won't say anything to me. Wow, that's a
great revelation there. Thanks for the news and Nancy Grace.
She let us know what Anna's aunt thought in Oregon.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, she really dug deep and was told to go away.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Nancy Grace's coverage of this news story pretty much guarantees
that nothing will come of that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Do you want to ask him what he means by that?
Or are you just pandering because you'reuncomfortable?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I had to day.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
People stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson's.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's a different time in the nineties. Man, I'm telling
you that's when culture peaked. It's never going to get
better than this.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Were the drugs stronger than or did just people just
do more of them.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I think our tolerance was just lower. It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's probably it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
We didn't have fetanol or any of this stuff back then.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It wasn't. It's a good thing because you know, it'd
be a lot less of you what were quayludes? Like,
did you guys ever do those?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Why would you even suggest something?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why did you react so quickly? And the two of
them just looked at each other and you met ludes? Right,
nobody says quayludes. You're like so dorky.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
See that makes me think you did them.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, man, that's that's the guy that knows too much
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You're familiar with the street colloquialism for a drug that
hasn't existed in over three decades.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I think I think you did it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I had a lot of friends. I had a very
uh DEI group of friends back in the day.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
There was no DEI back then.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
See, that's what it was without having an actual explanation
for it. By the way, I think we need to
do a public service announcement for all the ice officers
headed to Louisiana. Looks like they're heading that way today,
New Orleans specifically, but other places in the state of Louisiana.
You know, the Democrats just came out with a little
public service message of their own for military officers, and
(08:17):
that don't obey the law. Don't obey your commanding officer
if he gives you an order. If they don't like it,
then you shouldn't either. Well, here's our public service message
to all the members of Ice Border Patrol any law
enforcement agencies that is not from Louisiana but will work
in Louisiana this weekend and next week. The Pelican state
(08:41):
is number one in chlamydia and number two but real
close to number one in gonorrhea, and they also have
the highest venereal diseases in the prisons.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
All right now, where don't mean that?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Should You're gonna put a whole team together just to
try to figure out what the hell is going on
in Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Shouldn't people not be having sex in prisons?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That feels I could? You know, here's my other question
for you.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Why that one out and see if you get elected warden.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
While I'm asking questions I know you can't answer. The
clap is the slang term for gonerrhea? Doesn't it seem
like it should be the slang term for clamydia because
those two words sort of sounded like gonnoia didn't sound
anything like the clap no.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And thankfully at least you're not pronouncing it clam media anymore.
Because those days were horrible.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Why is Goneria called the clap? Is there? Does the internet?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Though you said you knew that I couldn't answer it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The most widely supported theory is that the clap is
a shortening of the French term clopier, which means brothel.
Brothels were sometimes called clopier's because their connection to the
prolific reproduction of rabbits.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
What what man?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
When I asked questions, I wish you wouldn't ask so
many questions.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is one of those questions. That's just I got
the answer, and I have more questions. All right, let's
talk about Jasmine. Jasmine Crockhead said the stupidest thing on
earth this week. By the way, I just sent her
an email from Jeffrey Epstein. Really well, that's great, and
I donated some money to her campaign.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Je vacation at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Has Epstein smart, Yeah, I'll take her down.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Who also took money from somebody named Jeffrey Epstein as
I had my team dig in very quickly. Mitt Romney,
the NRCC, huh, Lee Zelden, Oh, No, George bush Win,
Rad McCain, Palin.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
All Right, I'm gonna stop her here because I don't
want to waste too much time listening to this. So
Jasmin Crockett is sitting in front of a bunch of
other black female lawmakers and they all look like her.
They're all wearing the same glasses, the same power suit,
just different colored shirts and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh what, nothing, there's all the same color.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, they all look alike. Right.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
She found like the only four or five women in
Congress that look to sit behind her while she talks.
And then she reads a lie while they all sit
there and sort of like they're very concerned with the
same look on their And then it turns out that
Jeffrey Epstein is not even the same guy we talked
about this yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Two there's two Jeffrey Epstein's that are neither one of
the famous one, that are both giving money to Republicans.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So here she is yesterday with Kaitlin Collins. Well, this
was two days earlier.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
This week you talked about Republicans taking money from a
Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Here's what you said.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
We're not going to make you listen to the clip again.
Here's her reacting to it. Hang on, let's fast forward.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
All, Well, the Cabinet secretary he responded and said it
was actually doctor Jeffrey Epstein, who's a doctor that doesn't
have any relation to the convicted sex trucker. I'm fortunate
for that doctor, but that is you do it in
to a prior campaign of his. Do you want to
correct the record on the people?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
And I never said that it was that Jeffrey Epstein,
just so that people understand when you make a donation,
your picture is not there. And because they decided to
spring this on us in real time, I wanted the
Republicans to think about what could potentially happen because I
knew that they didn't even try to go through the FEC.
So my team what they did is they googled, And
that is specifically why I said Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans,
(12:02):
I at least don't go out and just tell lies.
Because it was not the same one. That's fine, But
when Lee Zelden had something to say, all he had
to say was it was a diffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein.
He admitted that he did receive donations from a Jeffrey Epstein,
So at least I wasn't trying to mislead people. Now
have I dug in to find out who this doctor is.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I have not no, no, she didn't mean to mislead anybody.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You would think Kaylen Collins would rip her a new
you know what, but she didn't. In case you're carrious,
we looked into it here at your favorite morning show doctor,
Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You got a feel for this guy.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's a neurosurgeon, worked hard his whole life, bought a
nice home on Long Island where he is a conservative
on the Upper East Coast, working as a scientist, and
just so happens to unfortunately have the same name as
the worst and most famous human.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Trafficker in Western history.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Sad.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So it turns out, as we're learning a little bit
about him here today, he's made some comments. He told
The New York Post, I think that I should contribute
money to Jasmine Crockett and then let everyone know that
she also took money from Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
There you go, and that is a pretty funny thing
for him to say. Pretty good good for him.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
He also said, until she said something, it was never
an issue that his name was Jeffrey Epstein. I say
my name and sometimes people will give me a funny look.
Epstein's response to the awkward questions. I always look at
them and say I don't understand, and I make it
look like I'm dumb, he said.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But he's a brain surgeon. There's obviously not dumb. He said. Listen,
that's my name. If my name was Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Domner when that whole thing came out, do you think
it would be a problem should I change my name? Listen,
anytime a doppelganger is tied to a less than desirable name,
it's never a good situation. But it doesn't matter to me.
That's what my name is.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And as far as that woman interviewing her, Caitlin Collins,
she didn't question her. She just nodded her head and
went right along with her ridiculous explanation. I'll tell you
who did rip her a new one. Sarah Gonzalez. I
don't know if y'all are familiar with her, but she
had a nice little video out I thought yesterday, getting
(14:05):
a little more I guess assertive in the Jasmine situation.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Sarah Gonzawaz is a good friend of ours. I've been
on her show before.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I never met the woman.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, she's been a friend of mine. I text with
her semi regularly. She works at the Blaze up and
I'm friends with her husband too. I think they're a
cool married couple. He's her producer. He produces her talk show,
kind of like Dana and Chris lash who I also
know up in the Metroplex. And anyway, her response was great.
And I'm only telling you all this extra information as
I scrambled to find the clip because I don't know
(14:35):
where it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Is and I would probably see it might need editing.
I don't know. You know, you know her better than
I do. Should curse a lot.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I don't know if she's allowed to curse on me.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
She might be passionate. Sometimes people say words when they're
passionate that could get us in trouble.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
All right, well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We like Sarah a lot where we could call her
and have her explain it on the air if we
wanted to, you know, because I mean we know her
after all.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, but you know we don't have time. We're just busy, busy, busy.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, we have to remind everybody that I.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Could just not do celebrity birthdays and squeeze her in
right there at the top of the hour. What do
you say.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I'd be good with that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We could have her at the top of the hour,
and then we can remind everybody to come out to
Metaie tomorrow night for our comedy show at Cork Wine
and Martini Bar.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, that'd be a good Saturday night for y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And then we wouldn't waste all that time telling everybody
about rich, famous people's birthdays. Who wouldn't care about us
if we told them our birthdays, you know, right?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And then who's for you know, world be a better place,
I think, right, mister Kenna.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'm gonna I'm gonna cogitate on that for a moment
if you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Are you changing colors right now? What are you a chameleon?
I never seen your turning red.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm just I'm passionate about celebrity birthdays, is all. Yeah,
and I may start cursing. Okay, Well, we don't want that.
No down like a clown, chatty Bob down like a
clown chatty but boob stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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