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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, so we just got done explaining what.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
On the radio. Okay, if you want tickets to Saturday
nights comedy show in Metaie at Cork, email us and
we'll tell you the information and we'll email you back. However,
if you email us from the app, the Walton Johnson's
smartphone app, free to download on your smartphone. If you
email us from the app, we won't know who you
(00:24):
are unless you tell us and include your email address
because we don't track you, we don't sell your information
to others. We leave you private and alone.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So we get an email and understand, we get hundreds
of emails.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, we got an email somebody asking for tickets to
the show in the app, and you have no idea
who they are how to get in touch with them.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you emailed us the following message, I need the
link to buy tickets for tomorrow's show at Cork, we
don't have a way to reply to you because the
app doesn't. You would have had to include your email
for us to send it to you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
There you do.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But if you're here this and you want to save time,
go to Jessesfunny dot com, click on tickets and then
click on Metai and Jesse is spelled j E Sse.
And for the record, while we're on the subject here,
we get a lot of email. We appreciate all you.
We have our producer go through it, and we don't
always get to read every email. I mean, we do
(01:20):
read them all, but we don't reply to all of them.
So if we don't reply to you, it doesn't mean
we don't love you or care about you. If you're
emailing us about Epstein or Hunter Biden or Jasmine Crockett
or whatever it is, and you know that's anyway, we
love you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thank you for your emails. God bless you all.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We'll see you tonight in Bay Saint Louis Little Theater
or tomorrow night in Metaie at Cork. That's gonna be
that's gonna be wicked awesome. And if you're one of
those people that's threatened to hurt us in the past,
just know we have pictures of you at the door
and the inside of the venue is filled with friends
of ours who are armed to the teeth. I would hey,
everybody's ready, I would avoid showing up, would be my advice.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Anyway. That's how you know your big time when you
have to have special security for you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's National stuffing Day, mister Kenneth, What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm surprised it took you that long to retort when
I told you it was national stuff Meday, No I
heard earlier.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I just now we have a thing to play. It's anyway,
Today's a fun day. If you like turkeys or asodomy.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Go money and seeded, welcome to easy.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And easy all that stuff. Do you notice anything interesting
about this parody song? I was trying not to the
quality of it. Do you hear anything?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, Oh, don't tell me it's Is it loaded with synthesizers? No? Totally?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, technically yes, it's totally AI generated. Wait a computer
do that for us.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I really don't notice the difference between the way I
know if a video I'm watching is AI is if
it looks just so ridiculous, like uh, I saw one recently.
I don't know why. There was a baby on the
front porch of a house and a crocodile had walked
up to it and was like looking at it. It
(03:17):
was like, Okay, that wasn't real.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
See.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This is why thinks moving forward, boomers should not be
allowed on social media till we figure this AI thing out.
I am very nervous about my mom and her friends
getting tricked by AI.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You should be.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I told my mom, don't answer the phone if it's
not my number and anyone calls and says it's me. No,
you can call someone and you could say, hey, this
is mister Kenneth and it'll sound just oh.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Don't you have a code word? You should always have
a code word with family members in case somebody pretends
to kidnap you. You know, I don't know what they'd
get for you, but still, what if somebody called up
and said, you know, we have your son and and
you know you have to give us money, and then
they hear your voice, Hey, I can generate your voice.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Didn't you have a safe word?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You and your lover? But I have to have a
safe word or a code word or something like that.
So when you go, uh, is it really you? And
that's when you say, you know, Dnkelstein or whatever you
want it to be.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
See, that's where the trouble comes in, because it's my
understanding from you that guy you were dating, your safe
word was choke me and that could be very confusing,
you know it did?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It turned out to be very confusing. Yes, And if
you do away with choke porn these days, like they're
doing in England, like they're doing in England, right, doesn't
that pretty much just do away with porn or at
least heterosexual Hi from a heterosexual men that I know
are telling me that all the young girls want to
be choked. Now, there is a shockingly large number of
people out there who want you to like do physically
(04:44):
harmful things to them while you're making love. And I
just want to say, I'd rather not make love than
have to do that every time I make love. I'd
I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life
than have to get a consent for you know that's
so gross. Yeah, it kind of takes a lot of
the spontaneity out of what is the program? If?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What if we just pretend I'm a man and you're
a woman and we're both physically attracted to each other.
What if we that could be our crazy fantasy? That
is a wild, crazy thing you kids today? How about
this missionary position? What do you think sounds like a
good time to you, young lady? Is that sound pretty wild? Huh?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Kids? Uh so some stuff we didn't get to today.
I got a long list of stuff here. The beauty
queen who stood up to be Miss Universe has the
last laugh. She won Mexico's bullied pageant contestant.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Miss Mexico won. She's the one that they were mean to.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Fatima Bosh Fernandez of Mexico was crowned Miss Universe twenty
twenty five on Friday, a very dramatic victory for a
twenty five year old who was accused of being stupid
by the pageant organizer. Oh, it's almost like they did
this on purpose to win back the fans in Mexico.
I wonder if that wasn't, like, you know, a mercy win,
or was the whole thing planned from the get go. Well,
(06:03):
they're like, what if we have her win, but we'll
pretend like we're mean to her, and then everyone will
be like, no, she worked hard to get here. Look
and she does magic and mur what's her talent? She
makes a quirk disappear. Where did that? How does she
do that? She sits on it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
This part of the show is just for us, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
we're just kind of killing time till the weekend starts
in about twenty minutes. By the way, earlier we mentioned
our app. A lot of people, you know, don't have
the app on their phone. They should. It's free, and
we also mentioned how that app would come in handy
if we were ever taking off the radio in your
part of the world. And then we get this email
(06:43):
from the app, so they have the app. Rarely do
I get to listen to you anymore because the station
you were on in this town took you guys off.
But today the Jackson, Mississippi station is coming in loud
and clear here and so I'm getting to listen. Been
listening since the early nineties. You guys are doing great. Anyway.
(07:06):
He didn't sign it, and we don't know who it
is because it's drough the app, as we told.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You, but.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You never have to stop listening. Just if we're not
on that radio station tomorrow or next week. There's other
ways to listen. So it just sounds like he's being
a little lazy to me. But you know, I'm not
here to insult anybody.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, you know, it's the one in Johnson smartphone app
is free. You can download it because sometimes there are
local station managers who don't want people to be able
to hear this show after New Year's you know, because
that's when we negotiate new contracts, even though the show
is doing very well in their city, even though we
help save their radio station for basement ratings, but they
don't want to pay us the meager amount of money
(07:47):
we were already asking them to pay us to deliver
top quality show. And after New Year's they're like, no,
screw you, get out of here, even after all these
years of helping us out, Well, who would be so heartless? No,
I'm it's just a hype of hypathetic No, No, I'm
not talking about any specific person that we've known for
a long time. We really helped save his career when
people thought he didn't deserve to be in this industry anymore.
(08:10):
We helped make his radio station relevant. And now he's
not going to get the just you know, simply pay us,
which already paid us to keep doing the thing we're
already doing.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We're not the kind of people that would bring that
up over and over again and try to remind them
of the fact that they might owe.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
With and if and when that does happen, you can
hear this radio show without him and his new stupid
morning show by downloading the Walton and Johnson smartphone app
and you can listen to it twenty four hours a day,
and that would piss him off.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
As a hill of a hypothetical you got going right there.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And just in case his wife's listening and you want
me to show you how to install it on your phone,
you can call me off the air. I'll come over
and help you out. Ooo. We totally platonic, right obviously?
How came with?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Jeffrey says what your retard of Chuckie Schumer? Soon? Mary
Kahn imigret the son witch upendeo Walton M Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
King Charles just gave David Beckham a royal title, you know,
since Prince Andrew won't be using it anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's true, he had one left over.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, that was nice and well he had it, you know,
just laying around in the kitchen there there's a royal
title over there by the garbage.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So did he tap him on the shoulder with his sword?
Had a guy do that to me once? See you?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I was about to answer you, and then I realized
you're doing that thing you always do, what thing? You know,
the thing you do? No, the thing you do. I
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You that's your thing, all right, everybody, let's get serious
for just a second. A woman on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh, you know I'm serious. It's time to get serious.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Now broke down why some of your Starbucks your Starbucks
drinks taste different depending on the size. Basically, it all
has to do with the ratio of the espresso shot
in your drink. Now I never would have noticed this,
But also you waited around till the end of the show.
At the end of the week, this is what we're
left with. This is the kind of stuff you get.
A short is eight ounces, you get one shot. Tall
(09:55):
twelve ounces, you get one shot. Hold up, but a
tall's bigger. So when you get a tall, it's gonna
be less of that espresso flavor. It's hurting my ear.
Her voice is awful. You know what else is amazing?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
This morning?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
In New York City, Bath and Body Works wants to
make a point that the subway system doesn't have to
smell bad. So they're going to make the subway system
smell like Christmas. They're going to add diffusers on a
platform at Grand Central station.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Not candles.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, they're going to release puffs of air that smell
like vanilla and fresh pine. You know what's so funny
about that, don't. Capitalism is the reason why they're going
to do that. That's not a privately fund of our
publicly funded endeavor. That's that's something that a private business
came up with. If you think the subways in New
York City smell like seven different kinds of fecal matter,
(10:45):
you'd be right.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
So you say they're doing this in spite of mom
Donnie being addicted. I think they're doing it because he
was elected. Let's subway already, it's tink, but they know
the punk is really adding up wants. It's free to ride.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Here are people taking the subway describing what it smells like,
like a garden fresh California.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
But we smelled all the smells all the time in
Yeah it smells good. Lemon pledge, you bring that from home?
This is a no, no, no, no, lemon pledge.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Did you not understand why the funk is gonna get.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Worse because of communism?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Specifically gone? You can ride for free?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Right? Sure? Well yeah, so who that gonna let own?
I'm still not sure if Nankey homeless people gonna be
up in there.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I'm still not sure if he has the authority to
do that he was doing. No, he didn't, But that's
the promises he's made. He's already backed out on several promises.
Remember he was gonna do away with the police New
York NYPD. You you might have seen NYPD blue that
that should all go away now social workers can take
care of all that kind of stuff. Then he meets
with the police chief of the New York Police Department
(11:56):
and he says, yeah, no, you're you're fine, You're gonna
keep your job.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, so what happened to get rid of all the police?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He also said he was gonna shut down Trump, and
he's on his way right now to go kiss the
ring and beg Trump for money. He was doing an
interview yesterday. God, I wish I could find it right now.
He was doing an interview yesterday.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Very cool is if Trump got him up there and
he got sassy and Trump locked him in a closet.
Did you him out for like a few hours. Everybody's going, hey,
where's that bu Nam? We got thought y'all were meeting.
He goes, I locked him into clause and he got
smart with me. It's clever, but I don't think that's
going to happen. He was doing an interview this week,
but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
What to do with that. He was doing an interview
this week and he was asked how he's going to
fund all the free buses and he said, well, he
raised taxes, and the interviewer says, well, you can't. Hokole
already told you you can't raise taxes, and he was like,
we'll be more convincing the other one.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You've been talking about fast and free buses and you're
meeting with the governor. I've heard you talk about many
times that you don't want to take money away from
the mt you want to put money back in. It's
something that she agrees with, right, we don't want to
takeway money from the MTA. How are you getting that
money the seven hundred millions to make the buses free
into the MCA. If she's not for raising tax this.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know, I think that the two clearest ways to
raise that money is through the raising of the state's
corporate tax.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
To match Jersey already said no.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I think that a lot of this is still a
case to be made.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'll I'll just ask again. I'll just be more convincing
next time.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
We're not raising taxes, Zarhan, you got any other ideas well?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, raising taxes? How about that?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Still not going to do it? What's your final answer?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It's the corporate tax, or that's the personal tax on
those who make more than a million dollars a year
or more. I think that these are the clearest ways.
I've also said that if there are other ways to
raise this funding, the most important fact is that we funded.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
If there are other ways real quick and they didn't
push back, what would be the other way?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
What's the other way?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Maybe we could make a thing people want and we
could sell it, I don't know, like access to a bus.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And then what if he got you and Jesse Payton
to come up and do a bunch of free comedy shows.
Well not free, but you know you wouldn't get paid.
It would be for charity and they would make that
money like tax money. See.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, So we could do comedy shows to raise money
for just disabled military veterans, or we can do comedy
shows to raise money for homeless heroin addicts that want
to ride the subway altiately, Yeah, charity gala or.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Fun the homeless encamp.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm thinking more charity would be better than the crackheads
and the you know, the the criminals on there. That
just be me. I wouldn't do that, but anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
But you check with Jesse first, because you know how
he is. Yeah, you know how Jesse is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, we don't anyway, our producer has been going through
your emails. If you we don't read those emails this
morning because we're basically doing the show. But if you
want to send some over, if you need links to
the comedy.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Shows show and Metary show and metari Uh oh, that
one's got a bad word in it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, I know, FM Kenny should.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, some of these emails are really funny, just about
your hypothetical with your your radio types you know that
might want to be willing, you know, take us off
the air.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Then you get to go over to his house when
he's at work and have place crap with his wife. Daniel,
I just want to make something clear. I'm reading this.
I think we're all looking at the same email right now, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
If one of our program directors kicks us off the air,
I am not going to go to his house and
try to seduce his wife. Mister oh would do that.
That's what does my job.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That would be more. I got a most better chance
of success than anybody else in here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Plus you know, when when you're done, we'd like to
know that he can never park his car in the
garage again, if you know what I'm saying, Well, the
garage wouldn't notice anyway. We love It's like a mini bike.
Really absolutely, yeah, we love you all. Go to church
this weekend, even if you do go to a comedy
show and listen to dirty jokes or.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh yeah, probably more important after that than ever.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, probably God loves you. We pray for you, hopefully
you pray for us. Forgive your enemies, but crush them
if you must.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Importantly be right back here Monday morning. Because some people
are taking off the whole week next week for Thanksgiving.
We're just too hard a workers to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, we're not going to take off the whole week,
only a little less than half of the week, so right, John, don't.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow,
oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might reply, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's
not to love
All right, so we just got done explaining what.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
On the radio. Okay, if you want tickets to Saturday
nights comedy show in Metaie at Cork, email us and
we'll tell you the information and we'll email you back. However,
if you email us from the app, the Walton Johnson's
smartphone app, free to download on your smartphone. If you
email us from the app, we won't know who you
(00:24):
are unless you tell us and include your email address
because we don't track you, we don't sell your information
to others. We leave you private and alone.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So we get an email and understand, we get hundreds
of emails.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, we got an email somebody asking for tickets to
the show in the app, and you have no idea
who they are how to get in touch with them.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you emailed us the following message, I need the
link to buy tickets for tomorrow's show at Cork, we
don't have a way to reply to you because the
app doesn't. You would have had to include your email
for us to send it to you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
There you do.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But if you're here this and you want to save time,
go to Jessesfunny dot com, click on tickets and then
click on Metai and Jesse is spelled j E Sse.
And for the record, while we're on the subject here,
we get a lot of email. We appreciate all you.
We have our producer go through it, and we don't
always get to read every email. I mean, we do
(01:20):
read them all, but we don't reply to all of them.
So if we don't reply to you, it doesn't mean
we don't love you or care about you. If you're
emailing us about Epstein or Hunter Biden or Jasmine Crockett
or whatever it is, and you know that's anyway, we
love you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thank you for your emails. God bless you all.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We'll see you tonight in Bay Saint Louis Little Theater
or tomorrow night in Metaie at Cork. That's gonna be
that's gonna be wicked awesome. And if you're one of
those people that's threatened to hurt us in the past,
just know we have pictures of you at the door
and the inside of the venue is filled with friends
of ours who are armed to the teeth. I would hey,
everybody's ready, I would avoid showing up, would be my advice.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Anyway. That's how you know your big time when you
have to have special security for you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's National stuffing Day, mister Kenneth, What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm surprised it took you that long to retort when
I told you it was national stuff Meday, No I
heard earlier.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I just now we have a thing to play. It's anyway,
Today's a fun day. If you like turkeys or asodomy.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Go money and seeded, welcome to easy.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And easy all that stuff. Do you notice anything interesting
about this parody song? I was trying not to the
quality of it. Do you hear anything?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, Oh, don't tell me it's Is it loaded with synthesizers? No? Totally?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, technically yes, it's totally AI generated. Wait a computer
do that for us.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I really don't notice the difference between the way I
know if a video I'm watching is AI is if
it looks just so ridiculous, like uh, I saw one recently.
I don't know why. There was a baby on the
front porch of a house and a crocodile had walked
up to it and was like looking at it. It
(03:17):
was like, Okay, that wasn't real.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
See.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This is why thinks moving forward, boomers should not be
allowed on social media till we figure this AI thing out.
I am very nervous about my mom and her friends
getting tricked by AI.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You should be.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I told my mom, don't answer the phone if it's
not my number and anyone calls and says it's me. No,
you can call someone and you could say, hey, this
is mister Kenneth and it'll sound just oh.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Don't you have a code word? You should always have
a code word with family members in case somebody pretends
to kidnap you. You know, I don't know what they'd
get for you, but still, what if somebody called up
and said, you know, we have your son and and
you know you have to give us money, and then
they hear your voice, Hey, I can generate your voice.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Didn't you have a safe word?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You and your lover? But I have to have a
safe word or a code word or something like that.
So when you go, uh, is it really you? And
that's when you say, you know, Dnkelstein or whatever you
want it to be.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
See, that's where the trouble comes in, because it's my
understanding from you that guy you were dating, your safe
word was choke me and that could be very confusing,
you know it did?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It turned out to be very confusing. Yes, And if
you do away with choke porn these days, like they're
doing in England, like they're doing in England, right, doesn't
that pretty much just do away with porn or at
least heterosexual Hi from a heterosexual men that I know
are telling me that all the young girls want to
be choked. Now, there is a shockingly large number of
people out there who want you to like do physically
(04:44):
harmful things to them while you're making love. And I
just want to say, I'd rather not make love than
have to do that every time I make love. I'd
I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life
than have to get a consent for you know that's
so gross. Yeah, it kind of takes a lot of
the spontaneity out of what is the program? If?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What if we just pretend I'm a man and you're
a woman and we're both physically attracted to each other.
What if we that could be our crazy fantasy? That
is a wild, crazy thing you kids today? How about
this missionary position? What do you think sounds like a
good time to you, young lady? Is that sound pretty wild? Huh?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Kids? Uh so some stuff we didn't get to today.
I got a long list of stuff here. The beauty
queen who stood up to be Miss Universe has the
last laugh. She won Mexico's bullied pageant contestant.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Miss Mexico won. She's the one that they were mean to.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Fatima Bosh Fernandez of Mexico was crowned Miss Universe twenty
twenty five on Friday, a very dramatic victory for a
twenty five year old who was accused of being stupid
by the pageant organizer. Oh, it's almost like they did
this on purpose to win back the fans in Mexico.
I wonder if that wasn't, like, you know, a mercy win,
or was the whole thing planned from the get go. Well,
(06:03):
they're like, what if we have her win, but we'll
pretend like we're mean to her, and then everyone will
be like, no, she worked hard to get here. Look
and she does magic and mur what's her talent? She
makes a quirk disappear. Where did that? How does she
do that? She sits on it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
This part of the show is just for us, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
we're just kind of killing time till the weekend starts
in about twenty minutes. By the way, earlier we mentioned
our app. A lot of people, you know, don't have
the app on their phone. They should. It's free, and
we also mentioned how that app would come in handy
if we were ever taking off the radio in your
part of the world. And then we get this email
(06:43):
from the app, so they have the app. Rarely do
I get to listen to you anymore because the station
you were on in this town took you guys off.
But today the Jackson, Mississippi station is coming in loud
and clear here and so I'm getting to listen. Been
listening since the early nineties. You guys are doing great. Anyway.
(07:06):
He didn't sign it, and we don't know who it
is because it's drough the app, as we told.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You, but.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You never have to stop listening. Just if we're not
on that radio station tomorrow or next week. There's other
ways to listen. So it just sounds like he's being
a little lazy to me. But you know, I'm not
here to insult anybody.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, you know, it's the one in Johnson smartphone app
is free. You can download it because sometimes there are
local station managers who don't want people to be able
to hear this show after New Year's you know, because
that's when we negotiate new contracts, even though the show
is doing very well in their city, even though we
help save their radio station for basement ratings, but they
don't want to pay us the meager amount of money
(07:47):
we were already asking them to pay us to deliver
top quality show. And after New Year's they're like, no,
screw you, get out of here, even after all these
years of helping us out, Well, who would be so heartless? No,
I'm it's just a hype of hypathetic No, No, I'm
not talking about any specific person that we've known for
a long time. We really helped save his career when
people thought he didn't deserve to be in this industry anymore.
(08:10):
We helped make his radio station relevant. And now he's
not going to get the just you know, simply pay us,
which already paid us to keep doing the thing we're
already doing.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We're not the kind of people that would bring that
up over and over again and try to remind them
of the fact that they might owe.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
With and if and when that does happen, you can
hear this radio show without him and his new stupid
morning show by downloading the Walton and Johnson smartphone app
and you can listen to it twenty four hours a day,
and that would piss him off.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
As a hill of a hypothetical you got going right there.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And just in case his wife's listening and you want
me to show you how to install it on your phone,
you can call me off the air. I'll come over
and help you out. Ooo. We totally platonic, right obviously?
How came with?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Jeffrey says what your retard of Chuckie Schumer? Soon? Mary
Kahn imigret the son witch upendeo Walton M Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
King Charles just gave David Beckham a royal title, you know,
since Prince Andrew won't be using it anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's true, he had one left over.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, that was nice and well he had it, you know,
just laying around in the kitchen there there's a royal
title over there by the garbage.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So did he tap him on the shoulder with his sword?
Had a guy do that to me once? See you?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I was about to answer you, and then I realized
you're doing that thing you always do, what thing? You know,
the thing you do? No, the thing you do. I
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You that's your thing, all right, everybody, let's get serious
for just a second. A woman on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh, you know I'm serious. It's time to get serious.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Now broke down why some of your Starbucks your Starbucks
drinks taste different depending on the size. Basically, it all
has to do with the ratio of the espresso shot
in your drink. Now I never would have noticed this,
But also you waited around till the end of the show.
At the end of the week, this is what we're
left with. This is the kind of stuff you get.
A short is eight ounces, you get one shot. Tall
(09:55):
twelve ounces, you get one shot. Hold up, but a
tall's bigger. So when you get a tall, it's gonna
be less of that espresso flavor. It's hurting my ear.
Her voice is awful. You know what else is amazing?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
This morning?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
In New York City, Bath and Body Works wants to
make a point that the subway system doesn't have to
smell bad. So they're going to make the subway system
smell like Christmas. They're going to add diffusers on a
platform at Grand Central station.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Not candles.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, they're going to release puffs of air that smell
like vanilla and fresh pine. You know what's so funny
about that, don't. Capitalism is the reason why they're going
to do that. That's not a privately fund of our
publicly funded endeavor. That's that's something that a private business
came up with. If you think the subways in New
York City smell like seven different kinds of fecal matter,
(10:45):
you'd be right.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
So you say they're doing this in spite of mom
Donnie being addicted. I think they're doing it because he
was elected. Let's subway already, it's tink, but they know
the punk is really adding up wants. It's free to ride.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Here are people taking the subway describing what it smells like,
like a garden fresh California.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
But we smelled all the smells all the time in
Yeah it smells good. Lemon pledge, you bring that from home?
This is a no, no, no, no, lemon pledge.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Did you not understand why the funk is gonna get.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Worse because of communism?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Specifically gone? You can ride for free?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Right? Sure? Well yeah, so who that gonna let own?
I'm still not sure if Nankey homeless people gonna be
up in there.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I'm still not sure if he has the authority to
do that he was doing. No, he didn't, But that's
the promises he's made. He's already backed out on several promises.
Remember he was gonna do away with the police New
York NYPD. You you might have seen NYPD blue that
that should all go away now social workers can take
care of all that kind of stuff. Then he meets
with the police chief of the New York Police Department
(11:56):
and he says, yeah, no, you're you're fine, You're gonna
keep your job.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, so what happened to get rid of all the police?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He also said he was gonna shut down Trump, and
he's on his way right now to go kiss the
ring and beg Trump for money. He was doing an
interview yesterday. God, I wish I could find it right now.
He was doing an interview yesterday.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Very cool is if Trump got him up there and
he got sassy and Trump locked him in a closet.
Did you him out for like a few hours. Everybody's going, hey,
where's that bu Nam? We got thought y'all were meeting.
He goes, I locked him into clause and he got
smart with me. It's clever, but I don't think that's
going to happen. He was doing an interview this week,
but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
What to do with that. He was doing an interview
this week and he was asked how he's going to
fund all the free buses and he said, well, he
raised taxes, and the interviewer says, well, you can't. Hokole
already told you you can't raise taxes, and he was like,
we'll be more convincing the other one.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You've been talking about fast and free buses and you're
meeting with the governor. I've heard you talk about many
times that you don't want to take money away from
the mt you want to put money back in. It's
something that she agrees with, right, we don't want to
takeway money from the MTA. How are you getting that
money the seven hundred millions to make the buses free
into the MCA. If she's not for raising tax this.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know, I think that the two clearest ways to
raise that money is through the raising of the state's
corporate tax.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
To match Jersey already said no.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I think that a lot of this is still a
case to be made.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'll I'll just ask again. I'll just be more convincing
next time.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
We're not raising taxes, Zarhan, you got any other ideas well?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, raising taxes? How about that?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Still not going to do it? What's your final answer?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It's the corporate tax, or that's the personal tax on
those who make more than a million dollars a year
or more. I think that these are the clearest ways.
I've also said that if there are other ways to
raise this funding, the most important fact is that we funded.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
If there are other ways real quick and they didn't
push back, what would be the other way?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
What's the other way?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Maybe we could make a thing people want and we
could sell it, I don't know, like access to a bus.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And then what if he got you and Jesse Payton
to come up and do a bunch of free comedy shows.
Well not free, but you know you wouldn't get paid.
It would be for charity and they would make that
money like tax money. See.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, So we could do comedy shows to raise money
for just disabled military veterans, or we can do comedy
shows to raise money for homeless heroin addicts that want
to ride the subway altiately, Yeah, charity gala or.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Fun the homeless encamp.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm thinking more charity would be better than the crackheads
and the you know, the the criminals on there. That
just be me. I wouldn't do that, but anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
But you check with Jesse first, because you know how
he is. Yeah, you know how Jesse is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, we don't anyway, our producer has been going through
your emails. If you we don't read those emails this
morning because we're basically doing the show. But if you
want to send some over, if you need links to
the comedy.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Shows show and Metary show and metari Uh oh, that
one's got a bad word in it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, I know, FM Kenny should.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, some of these emails are really funny, just about
your hypothetical with your your radio types you know that
might want to be willing, you know, take us off
the air.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Then you get to go over to his house when
he's at work and have place crap with his wife. Daniel,
I just want to make something clear. I'm reading this.
I think we're all looking at the same email right now, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
If one of our program directors kicks us off the air,
I am not going to go to his house and
try to seduce his wife. Mister oh would do that.
That's what does my job.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That would be more. I got a most better chance
of success than anybody else in here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Plus you know, when when you're done, we'd like to
know that he can never park his car in the
garage again, if you know what I'm saying, Well, the
garage wouldn't notice anyway. We love It's like a mini bike.
Really absolutely, yeah, we love you all. Go to church
this weekend, even if you do go to a comedy
show and listen to dirty jokes or.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh yeah, probably more important after that than ever.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, probably God loves you. We pray for you, hopefully
you pray for us. Forgive your enemies, but crush them
if you must.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Importantly be right back here Monday morning. Because some people
are taking off the whole week next week for Thanksgiving.
We're just too hard a workers to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, we're not going to take off the whole week,
only a little less than half of the week, so right, John, don't.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow,
oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might reply, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's
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