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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Walton and Johnson's show, and we're here to remind you
that your dog is not vegan and your child is
not trans You're just an abusive parent.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's your problem. But you know, get over that. Move along.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's okay. We got all morning to straighten your life out.
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It couldn't take all day, should it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Just now? Your dog would love to eat a piece
of chicken, and your child does not want to have
its genitals mutilated.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, they do.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Not something to think about.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
In the meantime, it is Friday, a day to celebrate
another day of living the wise words of Rare Earth,
which was on the radio when I got in the
car this morning, and I was like, you know, that's
a great way to start every morning, celebrate another day
of living.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You made me do it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I did. I forced you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Some people think this band is Earth Wind and Fire,
but it's not. It's Rare Earth. It's not, it's not.
He did you guys do anything fun for Biden's birthday?
What happened?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yestery?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We had the big you know, ice cream cake because
that's what he likes the best.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He likes mint chocolate chip mmmmm.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Or we're wondering did he have a birthday cake? And
I think you got an ice cream cake from like
Baskin Robbins or something.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, that's a lot of fun. The big news today,
and obviously we'll be talking about this quite a bit
this morning. The Marxist leader of the Upper East Coast
will be meeting with the capitalist leader of the Free
world at the White House. Or is that where they're
going today? I think so, yeah, Zorhan, Mom, Donnie and
Donald Trump are going to have a pow wow. Here
is Caroline Levitt to give you an idea of what
(01:29):
to anticipate.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Guy will just add it speaks volumes that tomorrow we
have a communist coming to the White House, because that's
who the Democrat Party elected as the mayor of the
largest city in the country. I think it's very telling,
but I also think it speaks to the fact that
President Trump is willing to meet with anyone and talk
to anyone and to try to do what's right on
behalf of the American people, whether they live in blue
(01:52):
states or red states or blue cities.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It is kind of incredible Donald Trump will meet with
extremist communist leaders like you know, Kim Jong un and
Zorhan mam Donnian. And that's very nice of him, I think.
And so I don't know what they're going to talk
about today, but doll I will say it probably won't
be as ugly as everyone thinks. Donald Trump owns a
lot of property in New York City right at some
point as presidency ends, he's still got investments there. He
(02:18):
doesn't want it to fall apart. And Zorhan mam Donnie
doesn't want to start his administration having a feud with
the national government. And by the way, in order to
have a socialist revolution, don't you need to tear down
the current institutions. And these guys don't know how to
make anything, They don't know how to do anything.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
They don't they just want to ride on the backs
of the capitalism and complain about it all day long.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I do get the impression that even though there's
a lot of hubbub and brew haha, as the media
watches these two gentlemen gather together and they hope some
kind of fight or argument happens, it's not in either
of their best interest to do that. No, of course,
that doesn't mean they won't.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, I mean, you just can't ever tell no, Yeah,
it should be interesting. Is that all you have to
do to get to go to the White House? Is
it just announced that you want to?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, I think winning the New York City may or
all ship is probably a big part of it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Do the other mayors of the other let's say, the
ten biggest cities in the country do every time we
get a new mayor, do they run up to the
White House?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I suppose if they wanted to book a meeting they could.
Didn't wit Meyer meet with Biden? Of course, that was
on a tarmac of Bush Airport, and I don't think
Biden remembers it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
When they come to your town, you're required to go
out there and glad hand them and stand around and
you know, look like you're officially welcoming them to your
fair city.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I guess in this case, Trump does have a lot
of money personally invested in the city.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Also, he's only doing this for personal gain. It's the
only reason he became president in the first place. That's
all I ever hear.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I mean, it probably didn't hurt for Mom Donnie to
secure the meeting so quickly, considering what's at stake here.
Not only does it affect Trump's job, it affects his
personal life. I don't know that be interesting to I
don't know the answer to that question, and I'm sure
the media will have a very nefarious, twisted way of
explaining it to you.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I think the mayors of some of the other cities,
would you know, a little jealous now, well I didn't
get to go to pursue the president would look good.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
For him, you know, I mean, Trump meets with the
leaders of Third World, piece of crab countries. I don't
know why you wouldn't meet with the leader of Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Maybe they just well maybe not Cleveland. Okay, crazy, great, Yeah,
good news to start the morning here. It is just
the Friday before Thanksgiving, short week next week, big holiday
family time coming up. And it looked like for a
while that Kenny wasn't going to have any Thanksgiving plans.
(04:46):
And now you do you have. I think you have
actual plans to pick from. You have to decide.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well. On the show yesterday, I announced that if there
were any young women whose parents are disappointed with them
for not starting a family and instead pursuing a career,
I would pretend, you know, for a nominal fee, of course,
exactly that I was their boyfriend or their fiance and
you know, talk to dad about politics and talk to
Grandpa about racist stuff. Of course I charge you for this,
(05:11):
but you know.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They'll offers have come in and I don't know about
the money. I mean, that'd leave that up to you
to negotiate. But here's one. This is mooney from Louisiana.
He said, I will pay you to come over and
agree with me and disagree with my wife about pretty
much everything. Apparently he's feeling out numbered there.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
He wants me to just argue with his wife for
him so he doesn't have to. I feel like by proxy, though,
he'd still get blamed for that because he brought me over.
That's going to blow up in your face. Dude. No,
I get your point, because you don't want to be
the one to have the argument. But if you let
me in the house and then I argue, she's gonna
look at you and be like, what's the deal?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, maybe this one. Instead, take up Vince's offer. He Kenny,
how much would you charge to come to Thanksgiving dinner
so you can convince my nephew not to get engaged.
He has He's taken a job next month on a
cruise ship in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And I told him the last thing you want to
do is, you know, be engaged while you take that job.
There's just so much action on board and they're just
going to be throwing it at you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
How old is the young man? Does it?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Say?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, I wouldn't need to know the age of the
young man. I'd also need to see a picture of
the fiance and maybe a vague idea of how many
women will be on this boat before I give him advice.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I would say though that you would be pretty good
at convincing a young man. Maybe to put that off
for a little while.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yet, well, you know, we'd need it. Would help if
we could look at some of the women that are
going to be on the boat.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know, Singapore could be could be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, may be onto something. As radio show is sponsored
by Friday A great way to end your work.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Week, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's Jesse Jackson Dad yet or is he what's going on?
They said they moved him out of Ice. That was
two days ago.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it sounds like he is might as well be,
but you know, until it's official, it's it's still that well,
we're you know, we're wishing for a quick recovery.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Do you remember when they made him quote unquote shadow Senator.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, I didn't know it was a position.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I had forgotten about this too. A shadow senator is
a non voting member of the US Senate elected to
represent Washington, d C. They do not have any voting representation,
and he was one of them at one point. There
was a period in his career. If you look him
up online, it says civil rights hero and former shadow Senator.
(07:42):
I was like, wait, so, what's the point of that. Well, uh,
he's like the delegate for the worst city in the world.
Oh okay, and what do we call that person? Shadow Senator?
I mean, at least the name's kind of honest, right,
It's a guy that lurks around the US capital, sneaking
around in the corners, offering people money, making bribes, doing deals, blackmailing, extorting.
(08:07):
Shadow Senator. Maybe we could be like a shadow morning
radio show.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You know, maybe we have to be awarded that or
can we just take it? I think he just took
it and just take it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Didn't I'm so old I can remember he would run
for president and he would come in ninth place, and
then the media would say like, yep, contender, Jesse Jackson
looks like he's got a good shot.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And then when he didn't win, of course, America is
still a racist country, even after we elected a black man,
still a racist country, was like, how do you win?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Our younger listeners probably won't remember this, but there was
a point where Obama first got elected and Jesse Jackson
and Al Sharpton hated him. They did not like him
because his mere existence was prove that their their gimmick,
their their hustle.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
The only reason I didn't win is because I'm black.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
There wait a minute, that guy one, he's black. What
does that say about you? Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Kwan Alex.
You know there's a lot d ray if you know
who that is. He's from my generation. These are guys
that travel around making a living telling you America's racist,
and that's all they do. They get jobs on the
board of a big corporation DEI executive and you know,
(09:20):
everybody knows what that is now. But ten or fifteen
years ago, people didn't understand that. One way for Chevron
or Google or Toyota to prevent having a national scandal
where an executives accused of racism was that they would
hire one of these old black civil rights heroes to
be an executive. This guy's the vice president in charge
(09:42):
of diversity. What's he do? We just pay him and
then you don't get to hear about how a black
woman got fired from the accounting department.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And when you say you pay them to maybe be
on the board or to take some special job you
set up, that's also a notion show job. Sure they
talk about on the Sopranos. You just get the money.
You don't actually have to come down here because he
was doing probably three or four no show jobs at
the same time, and obviously you can't maintain that kind
(10:13):
of work schedule.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And every one of these is a very lucrative salary. Now,
you know, it's not like they don't communicate. They probably
get on the phone once in a while, you know,
Fly Coast stay at the JW Marriott and Miami one
weekend and they all have dinner and but the rest
of the time they're not there. When these guys are
figuring out how to unveil the new fall product line,
(10:34):
he's not gonna be there for that that's actual work.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, look like they said in that move, Well he's
not dead yet, but you know, everybody gets there eventually.
Jesse Jackson, apparently in stable condition and breathing without assistance
of machines at this time, remains hospitalized under the care
physicians and Progressive super Nuclear POSI. I don't know a
lot of new neurological talk in there, but he's.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Still Earlier this week, Reverend Al Sharpton's official X account
posted a video of him getting on a plane or
as a photo or something like that, and then it
said something to the extent of Chicago Bound. He was
off to Chicago, and that was just his way of
letting you know, Jesse Jackson's gonna die soon and it's
(11:21):
really really important.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, everybody, we got to get to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Here it is Chicago Bound, November seventeenth. It's him boarding
a plane with sneakers, and it's very important that Al
Sharpton goes and visits Jesse Jackson before he dies. And
that was four days ago, and Jesse Jackson's still alive.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Do you think Al Sharpton's disappointed? I think so, And
that awful that we know that I know, but you
know how people are. It's like, man, Jesse, you were
supposed to die? Was I had this worked into my schedule.
If you could just die, I could go on TV
and then I could talk about it, and then I
could sell a new book or secure a new TV deal.
(11:58):
MSNBC maybe gives me a salary increase, because after all,
I'm the only one of you guys left.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Pretty much, and wherever the cameras go, that's where they
like to be.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
One thing that Jesse Jackson always had on Al Sharpton
is that he knew Martin Luther King junior. And Al
Sharpton never knew Martin lu He was like thirteen years
old when MLK died. Of course he got right into
the race hustle. Sure immediately he was a quote unquote
reverend speaking at a Black church and queens or the
Bronx somewhere in New York City. And so Al Sharpton
(12:29):
didn't know MLK Junior, but he knew Jesse Jackson. So
if Jesse Jackson dies, that can become his stick.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's right, he'd be stepping in.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh, I just knew Billy ed Hatfield. I don't think
that's ever going to pay off for me, So probably not.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
He's known him for years and it hasn't really done
me any favors.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Never got you in anywhere, never had any I will
tell you this, if you know who we are, you
might want to join me and Jesse Peyton and some
other funny comedians tonight at the Little Theater in Bay
Saint Louis. We are going to be cracking jokes, cracking eggs,
cracking skulls.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I understand you inviting people to come to the show.
It's a good thing. But didn't you also say it
was sold out?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The early show I think has sold out? I mean,
do we officially have a second show? Yeah, that's all good.
Yeah that was added already. If you go to I
Love excuse me, if you go to jessesfunny dot com,
let's see no I have old, No I have. It's
just says sold out. I don't. I think there is
supposed to be another show, but I don't see it here,
(13:28):
so it says sold out. I don't know what to
say anyway. Then tomorrow night we're at the Cork or
Cork in Metaie and that's gonna be a blast as well.
You're definitely gonna want to go to that. And this weekend,
Jesse and I will be staying at the Silver Slipper Casino.
We won't be doing any there thing there, but I
am a degenerate drinker and Jesse is a degenerate gamboy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Think you mean you won't be doing any shows or
anything there, but you'll be doing stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, we'll be playing blackjack and drinking cocktails and maybe
go hang out by the beach. Who knows, you know.
Then if you see Ash and you want to uh,
you know.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Probably hear you before they see you, don't you imagine
uh me or Jesse both? Yeah, I think both of
all voices will probably cut through the clanging and ringing
of the exciting bells and whistles that are going off
while people are winning thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
When you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's not a weekend of your life.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's gonna be great. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy
the greatest show on.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Earth, The Ego on you. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Walton and Johnson's show, and we're here to remind you
that your dog is not vegan and your child is
not trans You're just an abusive parent.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's your problem. But you know, get over that. Move along.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's okay. We got all morning to straighten your life out.
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It couldn't take all day, should it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Just now? Your dog would love to eat a piece
of chicken, and your child does not want to have
its genitals mutilated.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, they do.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Not something to think about.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
In the meantime, it is Friday, a day to celebrate
another day of living the wise words of Rare Earth,
which was on the radio when I got in the
car this morning, and I was like, you know, that's
a great way to start every morning, celebrate another day
of living.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You made me do it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I did. I forced you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Some people think this band is Earth Wind and Fire,
but it's not. It's Rare Earth. It's not, it's not.
He did you guys do anything fun for Biden's birthday?
What happened?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yestery?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We had the big you know, ice cream cake because
that's what he likes the best.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He likes mint chocolate chip mmmmm.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Or we're wondering did he have a birthday cake? And
I think you got an ice cream cake from like
Baskin Robbins or something.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, that's a lot of fun. The big news today,
and obviously we'll be talking about this quite a bit
this morning. The Marxist leader of the Upper East Coast
will be meeting with the capitalist leader of the Free
world at the White House. Or is that where they're
going today? I think so, yeah, Zorhan, Mom, Donnie and
Donald Trump are going to have a pow wow. Here
is Caroline Levitt to give you an idea of what
(01:29):
to anticipate.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Guy will just add it speaks volumes that tomorrow we
have a communist coming to the White House, because that's
who the Democrat Party elected as the mayor of the
largest city in the country. I think it's very telling,
but I also think it speaks to the fact that
President Trump is willing to meet with anyone and talk
to anyone and to try to do what's right on
behalf of the American people, whether they live in blue
(01:52):
states or red states or blue cities.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It is kind of incredible Donald Trump will meet with
extremist communist leaders like you know, Kim Jong un and
Zorhan mam Donnian. And that's very nice of him, I think.
And so I don't know what they're going to talk
about today, but doll I will say it probably won't
be as ugly as everyone thinks. Donald Trump owns a
lot of property in New York City right at some
point as presidency ends, he's still got investments there. He
(02:18):
doesn't want it to fall apart. And Zorhan mam Donnie
doesn't want to start his administration having a feud with
the national government. And by the way, in order to
have a socialist revolution, don't you need to tear down
the current institutions. And these guys don't know how to
make anything, They don't know how to do anything.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
They don't they just want to ride on the backs
of the capitalism and complain about it all day long.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I do get the impression that even though there's
a lot of hubbub and brew haha, as the media
watches these two gentlemen gather together and they hope some
kind of fight or argument happens, it's not in either
of their best interest to do that. No, of course,
that doesn't mean they won't.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, I mean, you just can't ever tell no, Yeah,
it should be interesting. Is that all you have to
do to get to go to the White House? Is
it just announced that you want to?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, I think winning the New York City may or
all ship is probably a big part of it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Do the other mayors of the other let's say, the
ten biggest cities in the country do every time we
get a new mayor, do they run up to the
White House?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I suppose if they wanted to book a meeting they could.
Didn't wit Meyer meet with Biden? Of course, that was
on a tarmac of Bush Airport, and I don't think
Biden remembers it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
When they come to your town, you're required to go
out there and glad hand them and stand around and
you know, look like you're officially welcoming them to your
fair city.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I guess in this case, Trump does have a lot
of money personally invested in the city.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Also, he's only doing this for personal gain. It's the
only reason he became president in the first place. That's
all I ever hear.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I mean, it probably didn't hurt for Mom Donnie to
secure the meeting so quickly, considering what's at stake here.
Not only does it affect Trump's job, it affects his
personal life. I don't know that be interesting to I
don't know the answer to that question, and I'm sure
the media will have a very nefarious, twisted way of
explaining it to you.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I think the mayors of some of the other cities,
would you know, a little jealous now, well I didn't
get to go to pursue the president would look good.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
For him, you know, I mean, Trump meets with the
leaders of Third World, piece of crab countries. I don't
know why you wouldn't meet with the leader of Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Maybe they just well maybe not Cleveland. Okay, crazy, great, Yeah,
good news to start the morning here. It is just
the Friday before Thanksgiving, short week next week, big holiday
family time coming up. And it looked like for a
while that Kenny wasn't going to have any Thanksgiving plans.
(04:46):
And now you do you have. I think you have
actual plans to pick from. You have to decide.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well. On the show yesterday, I announced that if there
were any young women whose parents are disappointed with them
for not starting a family and instead pursuing a career,
I would pretend, you know, for a nominal fee, of course,
exactly that I was their boyfriend or their fiance and
you know, talk to dad about politics and talk to
Grandpa about racist stuff. Of course I charge you for this,
(05:11):
but you know.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They'll offers have come in and I don't know about
the money. I mean, that'd leave that up to you
to negotiate. But here's one. This is mooney from Louisiana.
He said, I will pay you to come over and
agree with me and disagree with my wife about pretty
much everything. Apparently he's feeling out numbered there.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
He wants me to just argue with his wife for
him so he doesn't have to. I feel like by proxy, though,
he'd still get blamed for that because he brought me over.
That's going to blow up in your face. Dude. No,
I get your point, because you don't want to be
the one to have the argument. But if you let
me in the house and then I argue, she's gonna
look at you and be like, what's the deal?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, maybe this one. Instead, take up Vince's offer. He Kenny,
how much would you charge to come to Thanksgiving dinner
so you can convince my nephew not to get engaged.
He has He's taken a job next month on a
cruise ship in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And I told him the last thing you want to
do is, you know, be engaged while you take that job.
There's just so much action on board and they're just
going to be throwing it at you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
How old is the young man? Does it?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Say?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, I wouldn't need to know the age of the
young man. I'd also need to see a picture of
the fiance and maybe a vague idea of how many
women will be on this boat before I give him advice.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I would say though that you would be pretty good
at convincing a young man. Maybe to put that off
for a little while.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yet, well, you know, we'd need it. Would help if
we could look at some of the women that are
going to be on the boat.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know, Singapore could be could be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, may be onto something. As radio show is sponsored
by Friday A great way to end your work.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Week, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's Jesse Jackson Dad yet or is he what's going on?
They said they moved him out of Ice. That was
two days ago.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it sounds like he is might as well be,
but you know, until it's official, it's it's still that well,
we're you know, we're wishing for a quick recovery.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Do you remember when they made him quote unquote shadow Senator.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, I didn't know it was a position.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I had forgotten about this too. A shadow senator is
a non voting member of the US Senate elected to
represent Washington, d C. They do not have any voting representation,
and he was one of them at one point. There
was a period in his career. If you look him
up online, it says civil rights hero and former shadow Senator.
(07:42):
I was like, wait, so, what's the point of that. Well, uh,
he's like the delegate for the worst city in the world.
Oh okay, and what do we call that person? Shadow Senator?
I mean, at least the name's kind of honest, right,
It's a guy that lurks around the US capital, sneaking
around in the corners, offering people money, making bribes, doing deals, blackmailing, extorting.
(08:07):
Shadow Senator. Maybe we could be like a shadow morning
radio show.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You know, maybe we have to be awarded that or
can we just take it? I think he just took
it and just take it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Didn't I'm so old I can remember he would run
for president and he would come in ninth place, and
then the media would say like, yep, contender, Jesse Jackson
looks like he's got a good shot.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And then when he didn't win, of course, America is
still a racist country, even after we elected a black man,
still a racist country, was like, how do you win?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Our younger listeners probably won't remember this, but there was
a point where Obama first got elected and Jesse Jackson
and Al Sharpton hated him. They did not like him
because his mere existence was prove that their their gimmick,
their their hustle.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
The only reason I didn't win is because I'm black.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
There wait a minute, that guy one, he's black. What
does that say about you? Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Kwan Alex.
You know there's a lot d ray if you know
who that is. He's from my generation. These are guys
that travel around making a living telling you America's racist,
and that's all they do. They get jobs on the
board of a big corporation DEI executive and you know,
(09:20):
everybody knows what that is now. But ten or fifteen
years ago, people didn't understand that. One way for Chevron
or Google or Toyota to prevent having a national scandal
where an executives accused of racism was that they would
hire one of these old black civil rights heroes to
be an executive. This guy's the vice president in charge
(09:42):
of diversity. What's he do? We just pay him and
then you don't get to hear about how a black
woman got fired from the accounting department.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And when you say you pay them to maybe be
on the board or to take some special job you
set up, that's also a notion show job. Sure they
talk about on the Sopranos. You just get the money.
You don't actually have to come down here because he
was doing probably three or four no show jobs at
the same time, and obviously you can't maintain that kind
(10:13):
of work schedule.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And every one of these is a very lucrative salary. Now,
you know, it's not like they don't communicate. They probably
get on the phone once in a while, you know,
Fly Coast stay at the JW Marriott and Miami one
weekend and they all have dinner and but the rest
of the time they're not there. When these guys are
figuring out how to unveil the new fall product line,
(10:34):
he's not gonna be there for that that's actual work.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, look like they said in that move, Well he's
not dead yet, but you know, everybody gets there eventually.
Jesse Jackson, apparently in stable condition and breathing without assistance
of machines at this time, remains hospitalized under the care
physicians and Progressive super Nuclear POSI. I don't know a
lot of new neurological talk in there, but he's.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Still Earlier this week, Reverend Al Sharpton's official X account
posted a video of him getting on a plane or
as a photo or something like that, and then it
said something to the extent of Chicago Bound. He was
off to Chicago, and that was just his way of
letting you know, Jesse Jackson's gonna die soon and it's
(11:21):
really really important.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, everybody, we got to get to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Here it is Chicago Bound, November seventeenth. It's him boarding
a plane with sneakers, and it's very important that Al
Sharpton goes and visits Jesse Jackson before he dies. And
that was four days ago, and Jesse Jackson's still alive.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Do you think Al Sharpton's disappointed? I think so, And
that awful that we know that I know, but you
know how people are. It's like, man, Jesse, you were
supposed to die? Was I had this worked into my schedule.
If you could just die, I could go on TV
and then I could talk about it, and then I
could sell a new book or secure a new TV deal.
(11:58):
MSNBC maybe gives me a salary increase, because after all,
I'm the only one of you guys left.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Pretty much, and wherever the cameras go, that's where they
like to be.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
One thing that Jesse Jackson always had on Al Sharpton
is that he knew Martin Luther King junior. And Al
Sharpton never knew Martin lu He was like thirteen years
old when MLK died. Of course he got right into
the race hustle. Sure immediately he was a quote unquote
reverend speaking at a Black church and queens or the
Bronx somewhere in New York City. And so Al Sharpton
(12:29):
didn't know MLK Junior, but he knew Jesse Jackson. So
if Jesse Jackson dies, that can become his stick.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's right, he'd be stepping in.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh, I just knew Billy ed Hatfield. I don't think
that's ever going to pay off for me, So probably not.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
He's known him for years and it hasn't really done
me any favors.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Never got you in anywhere, never had any I will
tell you this, if you know who we are, you
might want to join me and Jesse Peyton and some
other funny comedians tonight at the Little Theater in Bay
Saint Louis. We are going to be cracking jokes, cracking eggs,
cracking skulls.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I understand you inviting people to come to the show.
It's a good thing. But didn't you also say it
was sold out?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The early show I think has sold out? I mean,
do we officially have a second show? Yeah, that's all good.
Yeah that was added already. If you go to I
Love excuse me, if you go to jessesfunny dot com,
let's see no I have old, No I have. It's
just says sold out. I don't. I think there is
supposed to be another show, but I don't see it here,
(13:28):
so it says sold out. I don't know what to
say anyway. Then tomorrow night we're at the Cork or
Cork in Metaie and that's gonna be a blast as well.
You're definitely gonna want to go to that. And this weekend,
Jesse and I will be staying at the Silver Slipper Casino.
We won't be doing any there thing there, but I
am a degenerate drinker and Jesse is a degenerate gamboy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Think you mean you won't be doing any shows or
anything there, but you'll be doing stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, we'll be playing blackjack and drinking cocktails and maybe
go hang out by the beach. Who knows, you know.
Then if you see Ash and you want to uh,
you know.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Probably hear you before they see you, don't you imagine
uh me or Jesse both? Yeah, I think both of
all voices will probably cut through the clanging and ringing
of the exciting bells and whistles that are going off
while people are winning thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
When you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's not a weekend of your life.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's gonna be great. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy
the greatest show on.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Earth, The Ego on you. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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