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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To ask interesting questions and then you go to break.
I don't know what, well, what question did we ask?
You ask up? Why are the volcanoes all over the
globe suddenly going off? And then you didn't tell us anything.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's if there were a reason, why bring it up
otherwise just to scare people.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm toutaw hell, he was wanting to make people listen
a little longer. You know. We like that TV show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Where they go the killer on the loose details at ten?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Sure, all right, what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, as it turns out, apparently the uh you heard
of Africa? Oh like the Toto song? Yeah, I love it.
You know that that big old, big old giant continent.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh the concept there's a billion people, Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sure, Africa, According to these geniuses here, and they know
way more than you and me, Africa is slowly being
ripped apart into two pieces, slow motion geological transformation. You
probably won't just see it, you know, with the naked eye,
but Africa is.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Being ripped into.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's part of the reason why these these scientists are
saying volcanoes are going off.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Sure, yeah, no, that's a given. I get that.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But so how long is that expected to take the ripping? Well,
they said they're not one hundred percent sure. This is
not an exact science. This all the stuff they make
up five to ten million years is kind.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Of the you know, just the average. That's what they expect. Oh,
I as a scientist. That reminds me. I want to
make a prediction. Oh you do.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, sometime in the next five to ten million years,
humans will grow another eyeball. Can I get a government grant?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh? Where's it going to be.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's going to be right above your bunghole, That's where
it's gonna Well, I could come in handy for some
of us because in the future prison rape is going
to be so common that you'll require an eyeball to
protect your anus. Now, will that be an installed eye
or will it just grow naturally?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know, that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I think early on it's uh, you know, nature finds
a way. I guess you ever see water World?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
He had the gills, Yeah, and him webbed fingers and
stuff obviously grew up near a power plant. I gotta
sink the eyeball in the rear is installed. Yeah, I
would definitely go with a recording capabilities a little a
little chip or something in there that you can then
pull out, put in your phone or TV or whatever
so that you can view the recording later.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
That checks out, because I heard that your pullout game strong.
Absolutely yeah, that's good. Right, you're gonna need that absolutely well.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Anyway, when Africa rips apart, you're gonna have two separate
continents instead of one, and there will also be a new,
newly formed ocean because the water will just just pour
in and fill up the gap. So the gap, you know,
it is to fill up a gap. I do love
the gap when I'm the pullout king. So what will
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we call the ocean?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They're still working on that. We got five to ten
millionaires to come up with something catchy.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I hate to be rushed, you know, No, you don't
want to be obviously, you don't want to be rushed.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, I got one for you guys, hang on. I
had a song cued up for this. Hey, do you
guys like reggae music?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Do we?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Ever? Is that a little Cliff in the Hungry Bunch?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Is it? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Is that one of those Sandals resorts one time? And
not Little Cliff? Kimmy White Jimmy Cliff right, No, oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
So Ganave Island, mister Kenneth, have you ever heard of this?
Is this an exotic place where the gays go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
They have a I don't know if you're pronouncing it
right or not. Gave g O n A v E.
Doesn't that sound like gave de camp Here? It's a
Haitian island. I gotta think. No, we don't venture off,
all right, No.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
This news story involves two guys in their early twenties,
two gen zers named Gavin and Tanner. Gavin Rivers Weisenberg
and Tanner Christopher Thomas, aged twenty one and twenty, respectively,
of Allen, Texas and Argyle, Texas. They just got arrested
and charged in an alleged plot to invade a Haitian island,
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kill its male residents, and enslave all the women and children,
turning them into sex slaves according to federal prosecutors.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And who is accomplishing this Gavin and Tanner.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Gavin and Tanner, two white boys with white boy dame.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Their names might as well be Breson and Dreysen and
Gavin in Twner's Perfect Gavin and Tanner were indicted on
charges of conspiracy to murder maame or kidnap in a
foreign country in production at child porn. According to US
Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of Texas. Weirdly, one
of them is practically a child himself. Between August twenty
(04:52):
twenty four, in July twenty twenty five, Weisenberg and Thomas
allegedly planned to take over Ganave Island to carry out
their rape. Fan They intended to buy a sailboat, guns
and ammunition, and recruit members from Washington, d C's homeless community.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Smart. That's smart. That's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Right there, to serve as a mercenary army.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
They probably don't ask for a lot, you know, the
high pay or anything to feed them.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
As they invaded Ganave Island and stage decoud a tah
excuse me coop de tat there you go, and authorities
alleged the pair took steps to prepare for the invasion,
including learning Haitian creole, attempting to recruit others, and enrolling
in school to gain skills that would help them.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Carry out the invasion. Okay, here's my question.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If you're too much of an idiot to actually fulfill
your crazy, insane fantasy of taking over an island and
with an army of hobos so you could go out
and produce porn with.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Your sex slaves. What is this? Even as a taxpayer?
Do I have to fund their arrest? I I just
hate to have to be a part of that. They
were never going to pull this off. Which money do
we have to waste? No? I get it. They shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They shouldn't go to the island of Ganave and murder
all the men and make sex slaves of the word.
Thing I'll do is change the name of the island.
I mean, if they conquer it, they get to name it, right, Ganave?
Is that Gavin and what's his Name's Tanner? That's Tanner
and Gavin.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So it's not like a combination of their names Gavner
or something.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, it was already called Ganave Island on the Gulf
of Ganave or Ghanave.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I have no I had never heard of it. Though.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Now you're probably wondering what were the odds of them
pulling off that? I'm like, how many people do they
have to enslave or murder? Turns out the population of
that island is roughly one hundred thousand people.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh my, that's it's gonna be tough for two guys
to keep an eye on all of them.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
How many hobos do you need?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
By the way, I might remind everyone, Haiti's been having
some problems of their own over the past year or two.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, I hate to hear that the nation of Haiti
is being ran by, or was being ran by, a
gang member called Barbecue who participated in cannibalism. That's right,
I forgot all about mister Barbecue.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Now I'm just gonna climb out on a limb here
and guess two white boys in their early twenties named
Gavin and Tanner aren't gonna be able to stop Barbecue's cannibal.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Gang of Haiti. But you do want to watch them try.
Oh I'd love to watch this.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh get a drone overhead on that and to just
show us the excitement.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
See, there's the punishment, the punishment Gavin and Tanner should be.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You have to go try to do it. You have
to try to kill Barbecues cannibal gang.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
We're gonna drop you off on the island with We'll
give you two bernas or something or like a paintball gun.
You go get barbecue and slave all his buddies and
make let's see how you do, Gavin and Tanner, and.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Then let the raping begin, because that's really all they're
interested in, They raping fantasies once they've conquered the place
and enslaved all the women.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
If convicted, Gavin and Tanner each face up to life
in federal prison for the conspiracy charge. The child porn
charge carries fifteen to thirty years in federal prison. Here's
my question, because it doesn't sound like they're you know,
these two morons aren't going to be able to weasel
their way out of this. They're going to prison. What
do you say if you're Kevin and Tanner and you're
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meeting your new inmate roommate. You're in prison now, and
they're you know, these enslaving an island of people. They're
not going to put you in minimum security prison for that.
You're going to real you know, sawomy on a daily
basis prison here. Okay, what do you tell your new roommate.
They call it the up the butt portion of incarceration. Yeah,
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these guys, some men in prison have a prison wall.
And I think for these two guys, it's going to
be more like a prison suitcase. After they're done with
these little white guys, they're gonna get turned out.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, they're gonna get turned out for what.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
In the meantime, I just just cleared as any missilenderstanding up.
I heard somebody in here mentioned Jimmy Cliff, and I said, well,
maybe they just heard the name of the news recently,
Jimmy Cliff Jamaica and not not you know, like from Haiti,
uh just two days ago.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh, that must be why his name was you know,
kind of in my head.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And obviously we know Jamaica and Haiti are two totally
different places. We're not insinuating or you know, we're not
equating the two. But for the record, I wouldn't really
want to go to either of those places. Well you've
been to Jamaica, right, it's okay, Yeah, you don't need
to go back now.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I wouldn't make considered Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
He is one of Jamaica's most celebrated musicians and credited
with helping pop in the rise reggae around the world.
That's all Jimmy Cliff did. I thought that was Bob Marley.
Ye help, Yeah, there's more than one.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And do these guys know Sean Paul or Beanie Man
or any of those.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I don't think they know him. Not be a lot
cooler if they did. I know those guys, you know, huh.
I was just reading about this inherently. Jimmy Cliff starred
in a movie, the first commercial film in Jamaica, and
the soundtrap track and moved it along. And then they
used a lot of different songs in different movies, including.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Hakuna Mutata, Oh, I love that song? How about that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And the one from Cool Runnings about the Jamaican Bob
Slid team.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Weirdly, we have Jimmy Cliff's music in the system.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, because he's like worldwide famous hit a song called
I could See clearly Now, you're.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Right, that's the one from Cool Runnings. Dude, Cool Runnings
was good. John Candy remember that? Huh? They should do
a sequel to that. Do you think John Candy would
agree to do another film?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And you know, uh, Jimmy Cliff been in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame, that's yeah, the American one
rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Since twenty ten. Heah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But actually two Jamaicans in there. Can you name Neil
the one, Bob Marley? Yeah, okay, well that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
But the rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I mean,
isn't Madonna in that? Who care?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
He got in fifteen years ago. There's still rock and
rollers in this country that ain't got in yet.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
M Well, that's really exciting, it's not. That's not right. Yeah,
I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm not expected to wake up the day before Thanksgiving
and get a full blown lesson on reggae music and
Jimmy Little Jimmy Cliff there.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, you know I got something for you, mister Kenneth
coming up after this, the Texas Republican Party and the
power Bottom who just got exposed.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Gobble Gobble Mother Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Mister O gave me some advice once, he said, don't
We were talking about crypto at the time, but this
in a different context it still works. He said, don't
invest in things you don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I remember that. Did you take my advice? No?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well, no, I will admit I do kind of regret
buying the grinder stock at this point, the kind grinder,
it's the day. It's a gay dating app. I don't
use it obviously not you know, of course not. That's
just that's ridiculous. Do you even suspect something like that?
Just admit you just you're done with women, any I
understand they treated you poorly, and now you finally just
(11:58):
decided I've had it with women. Let me see what
else was out there. I'll get you. Okay, I'm not
I mean, I'm not there, but you there, that's fine.
No two things about that. First of all, tomorrow I'm
bringing my new girlfriend home to meet my mom.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Very excited about that. It's the police officer, lady, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, we're going. So first of I do have
so stop right there, Billy, she slicks leave or she
been a she been a cop for a while. What's
exactly going on? What's her right?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Are you using cop jargon with me? I just met
her a few days ago. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Okay, but that's not about my new girlfriend. This is
about Grinder. I don't since I don't actually use Grinder.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You don't know nothing about this, but you bought it anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
If it becomes on in my head, I just assume
like heay, guys having it sex with throw a stranger's
on the internet.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's not gonna stop. We're insatiable, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It is with a guy and a girl, and you
guys are always wanting it and the girl's always going no.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well with two guys, nobody's saying no.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
See, that was always my problem with Warren Buffett says,
invest in things people are gonna need in six months now.
I don't have gay sex, obviously, but I just when I, wow,
there's something to be said about that.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, you want to get in on that.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
When Grinder became a publicly traded stock, I thought to myself,
I'll bet gay guys are going to keep using this thing,
and and I was wrong right up.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But you're not keeping up with what happened on Grinder.
Did did something calls people to run away from it?
I don't know about six months ago. I must have
bought it at the beginning of the year when it
was cheap. Right by the way, that internet dating thing
not for me. I understand, it's a young man's game.
The stock the stock shot all the way up to
twenty four dollars. Now it's down to twelve. And I
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was like, I don't fizzle there on. You didn't it right,
and when it became unpopular, I had no way of knowing.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's not like anyone told me. I just figured gay guys.
Do you guys have a new.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Gay dating app? I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm not again, it's a it's a young man's game,
that that whole internet dating thing. I mean, I should dabbled,
but I'm not. No, it's not for me. Well, maybe
I could get an answer from L. J. Francis of
the EXAs State Board of Education, the Texas Republican power
bottom on grinder. What the hell does that mean for this?
That's what I thought. I was just reading Current Revolt
(14:09):
dot com. It's one of my favorite political news websites
for the lone Star state.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
According to the report here, for the second time in
twenty twenty five, a scorned woman has managed to end
the career of a prominent Texas Republican politician in less
than thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Meet L. J.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Francis of the Texas State Board of Education, representing about
one point five million Texans, and those one point five
million people may soon be left with dropped jaws. According
to the report, his ex wife's tell All interview piles
on so many startling revelations that choosing the single most
shocking one feels.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Impossives tough to decide which one was the most alarming,
such as what sort of things has the now? You
know how ex wives can be a bit well, I
don't know if you know, but I heard xwives can
sometimes be vindictive, right, that's I've heard that too. Yeah,
maybe some of this, you know, just take it for
what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
His campaign will very soon be having to respond to
whether he was shirtless or pantsless and what would seem
to be a family values fail. While writing this story,
According to the report, highlighting an elected official who is
apparently allegedly a walking bio hazard, L J. Francis himself
posted to X reiterating his campaign's message about his candidacy
(15:24):
being strong.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You haven't told me anything that he got doing yet.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Okay, So she basically describes a year's long cat and
mouse game with grinder burner phones, weird porn, and worse.
The whole interview is quite shocking, and, according to this
ends with a very powerful testimony of Jesus Christ. I
think what everybody's waiting to find out was he called
bon and dudes or what power bottom? It says, I
don't know what that means. Jackie argues there is a
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large pattern of large donors intentionally backing the candidate.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
How do they mean backing? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That? A?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You know, like you know one of those words I use.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, world, According to the report, he's a power bottom
on grinder and Uh, wells.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Mister, I'm not. I'm not even involved in this conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I just enjoy watching you breeders kind of thrash your
way through the weeds of the story.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I kind of like it's your job to explain power
not at all. Okay, So, for those who don't know,
power bottom is a gay colloquialism's colloquialism. It describes a
gay man who likes to how do I describe this
in a Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
You know, I'm glad I'm not participating in this in
a in a romantic situation.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
He likes to play the role of what the woman
would do biologically, but he wants to be the aggressor,
sort of a be on.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Top kind of thing. Am I explaining this correctly? I
have no idea. I'm not listening to see I think
you do know and you don't want to admit.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He uh, it don't sound like the stuff a married
man would be doing, you know, well, no, he could
be married to another man if he wants. This is America, wright,
men married you want men married men? When that was
a dream, you could wake up and come out of
that dream.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Anyway, I probably should have sold the grinder stocks six
months ago, But I don't know. Maybe this will help,
Maybe news about Texas Republican power bottoms. Well, it's like
investing in the military industrial complex. Right when Donald Trump
negotiates the end of the Israeli Palestine warts like I
should have sold it a week ago. Show it if
only I knew what Paul Pelosi and his boyfriend knew.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know what I mean? You guys getting ready for Thanksgiving?
Is anyone starting to get in the Thanksgiving spirit a
little bit? Wolton and Johnson
To ask interesting questions and then you go to break.
I don't know what, well, what question did we ask?
You ask up? Why are the volcanoes all over the
globe suddenly going off? And then you didn't tell us anything.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's if there were a reason, why bring it up
otherwise just to scare people.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm toutaw hell, he was wanting to make people listen
a little longer. You know. We like that TV show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Where they go the killer on the loose details at ten?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Sure, all right, what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, as it turns out, apparently the uh you heard
of Africa? Oh like the Toto song? Yeah, I love it.
You know that that big old, big old giant continent.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh the concept there's a billion people, Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sure, Africa, According to these geniuses here, and they know
way more than you and me, Africa is slowly being
ripped apart into two pieces, slow motion geological transformation. You
probably won't just see it, you know, with the naked eye,
but Africa is.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Being ripped into.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's part of the reason why these these scientists are
saying volcanoes are going off.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Sure, yeah, no, that's a given. I get that.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But so how long is that expected to take the ripping? Well,
they said they're not one hundred percent sure. This is
not an exact science. This all the stuff they make
up five to ten million years is kind.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Of the you know, just the average. That's what they expect. Oh,
I as a scientist. That reminds me. I want to
make a prediction. Oh you do.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, sometime in the next five to ten million years,
humans will grow another eyeball. Can I get a government grant?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh? Where's it going to be.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's going to be right above your bunghole, That's where
it's gonna Well, I could come in handy for some
of us because in the future prison rape is going
to be so common that you'll require an eyeball to
protect your anus. Now, will that be an installed eye
or will it just grow naturally?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know, that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I think early on it's uh, you know, nature finds
a way. I guess you ever see water World?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
He had the gills, Yeah, and him webbed fingers and
stuff obviously grew up near a power plant. I gotta
sink the eyeball in the rear is installed. Yeah, I
would definitely go with a recording capabilities a little a
little chip or something in there that you can then
pull out, put in your phone or TV or whatever
so that you can view the recording later.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
That checks out, because I heard that your pullout game strong.
Absolutely yeah, that's good. Right, you're gonna need that absolutely well.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Anyway, when Africa rips apart, you're gonna have two separate
continents instead of one, and there will also be a new,
newly formed ocean because the water will just just pour
in and fill up the gap. So the gap, you know,
it is to fill up a gap. I do love
the gap when I'm the pullout king. So what will
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we call the ocean?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They're still working on that. We got five to ten
millionaires to come up with something catchy.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I hate to be rushed, you know, No, you don't
want to be obviously, you don't want to be rushed.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, I got one for you guys, hang on. I
had a song cued up for this. Hey, do you
guys like reggae music?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Do we?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Ever? Is that a little Cliff in the Hungry Bunch?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Is it? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Is that one of those Sandals resorts one time? And
not Little Cliff? Kimmy White Jimmy Cliff right, No, oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
So Ganave Island, mister Kenneth, have you ever heard of this?
Is this an exotic place where the gays go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
They have a I don't know if you're pronouncing it
right or not. Gave g O n A v E.
Doesn't that sound like gave de camp Here? It's a
Haitian island. I gotta think. No, we don't venture off,
all right, No.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
This news story involves two guys in their early twenties,
two gen zers named Gavin and Tanner. Gavin Rivers Weisenberg
and Tanner Christopher Thomas, aged twenty one and twenty, respectively,
of Allen, Texas and Argyle, Texas. They just got arrested
and charged in an alleged plot to invade a Haitian island,
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kill its male residents, and enslave all the women and children,
turning them into sex slaves according to federal prosecutors.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And who is accomplishing this Gavin and Tanner.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Gavin and Tanner, two white boys with white boy dame.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Their names might as well be Breson and Dreysen and
Gavin in Twner's Perfect Gavin and Tanner were indicted on
charges of conspiracy to murder maame or kidnap in a
foreign country in production at child porn. According to US
Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of Texas. Weirdly, one
of them is practically a child himself. Between August twenty
(04:52):
twenty four, in July twenty twenty five, Weisenberg and Thomas
allegedly planned to take over Ganave Island to carry out
their rape. Fan They intended to buy a sailboat, guns
and ammunition, and recruit members from Washington, d C's homeless community.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Smart. That's smart. That's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Right there, to serve as a mercenary army.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
They probably don't ask for a lot, you know, the
high pay or anything to feed them.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
As they invaded Ganave Island and stage decoud a tah
excuse me coop de tat there you go, and authorities
alleged the pair took steps to prepare for the invasion,
including learning Haitian creole, attempting to recruit others, and enrolling
in school to gain skills that would help them.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Carry out the invasion. Okay, here's my question.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If you're too much of an idiot to actually fulfill
your crazy, insane fantasy of taking over an island and
with an army of hobos so you could go out
and produce porn with.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Your sex slaves. What is this? Even as a taxpayer?
Do I have to fund their arrest? I I just
hate to have to be a part of that. They
were never going to pull this off. Which money do
we have to waste? No? I get it. They shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They shouldn't go to the island of Ganave and murder
all the men and make sex slaves of the word.
Thing I'll do is change the name of the island.
I mean, if they conquer it, they get to name it, right, Ganave?
Is that Gavin and what's his Name's Tanner? That's Tanner
and Gavin.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So it's not like a combination of their names Gavner
or something.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, it was already called Ganave Island on the Gulf
of Ganave or Ghanave.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I have no I had never heard of it. Though.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Now you're probably wondering what were the odds of them
pulling off that? I'm like, how many people do they
have to enslave or murder? Turns out the population of
that island is roughly one hundred thousand people.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh my, that's it's gonna be tough for two guys
to keep an eye on all of them.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
How many hobos do you need?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
By the way, I might remind everyone, Haiti's been having
some problems of their own over the past year or two.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, I hate to hear that the nation of Haiti
is being ran by, or was being ran by, a
gang member called Barbecue who participated in cannibalism. That's right,
I forgot all about mister Barbecue.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Now I'm just gonna climb out on a limb here
and guess two white boys in their early twenties named
Gavin and Tanner aren't gonna be able to stop Barbecue's cannibal.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Gang of Haiti. But you do want to watch them try.
Oh I'd love to watch this.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh get a drone overhead on that and to just
show us the excitement.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
See, there's the punishment, the punishment Gavin and Tanner should be.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You have to go try to do it. You have
to try to kill Barbecues cannibal gang.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
We're gonna drop you off on the island with We'll
give you two bernas or something or like a paintball gun.
You go get barbecue and slave all his buddies and
make let's see how you do, Gavin and Tanner, and.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Then let the raping begin, because that's really all they're
interested in, They raping fantasies once they've conquered the place
and enslaved all the women.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
If convicted, Gavin and Tanner each face up to life
in federal prison for the conspiracy charge. The child porn
charge carries fifteen to thirty years in federal prison. Here's
my question, because it doesn't sound like they're you know,
these two morons aren't going to be able to weasel
their way out of this. They're going to prison. What
do you say if you're Kevin and Tanner and you're
(08:08):
meeting your new inmate roommate. You're in prison now, and
they're you know, these enslaving an island of people. They're
not going to put you in minimum security prison for that.
You're going to real you know, sawomy on a daily
basis prison here. Okay, what do you tell your new roommate.
They call it the up the butt portion of incarceration. Yeah,
(08:29):
these guys, some men in prison have a prison wall.
And I think for these two guys, it's going to
be more like a prison suitcase. After they're done with
these little white guys, they're gonna get turned out.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, they're gonna get turned out for what.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
In the meantime, I just just cleared as any missilenderstanding up.
I heard somebody in here mentioned Jimmy Cliff, and I said, well,
maybe they just heard the name of the news recently,
Jimmy Cliff Jamaica and not not you know, like from Haiti,
uh just two days ago.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh, that must be why his name was you know,
kind of in my head.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And obviously we know Jamaica and Haiti are two totally
different places. We're not insinuating or you know, we're not
equating the two. But for the record, I wouldn't really
want to go to either of those places. Well you've
been to Jamaica, right, it's okay, Yeah, you don't need
to go back now.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I wouldn't make considered Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
He is one of Jamaica's most celebrated musicians and credited
with helping pop in the rise reggae around the world.
That's all Jimmy Cliff did. I thought that was Bob Marley.
Ye help, Yeah, there's more than one.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And do these guys know Sean Paul or Beanie Man
or any of those.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I don't think they know him. Not be a lot
cooler if they did. I know those guys, you know, huh.
I was just reading about this inherently. Jimmy Cliff starred
in a movie, the first commercial film in Jamaica, and
the soundtrap track and moved it along. And then they
used a lot of different songs in different movies, including.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Hakuna Mutata, Oh, I love that song? How about that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And the one from Cool Runnings about the Jamaican Bob
Slid team.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Weirdly, we have Jimmy Cliff's music in the system.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, because he's like worldwide famous hit a song called
I could See clearly Now, you're.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Right, that's the one from Cool Runnings. Dude, Cool Runnings
was good. John Candy remember that? Huh? They should do
a sequel to that. Do you think John Candy would
agree to do another film?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And you know, uh, Jimmy Cliff been in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame, that's yeah, the American one
rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Since twenty ten. Heah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But actually two Jamaicans in there. Can you name Neil
the one, Bob Marley? Yeah, okay, well that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
But the rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I mean,
isn't Madonna in that? Who care?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
He got in fifteen years ago. There's still rock and
rollers in this country that ain't got in yet.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
M Well, that's really exciting, it's not. That's not right. Yeah,
I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm not expected to wake up the day before Thanksgiving
and get a full blown lesson on reggae music and
Jimmy Little Jimmy Cliff there.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, you know I got something for you, mister Kenneth
coming up after this, the Texas Republican Party and the
power Bottom who just got exposed.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Gobble Gobble Mother Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Mister O gave me some advice once, he said, don't
We were talking about crypto at the time, but this
in a different context it still works. He said, don't
invest in things you don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I remember that. Did you take my advice? No?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well, no, I will admit I do kind of regret
buying the grinder stock at this point, the kind grinder,
it's the day. It's a gay dating app. I don't
use it obviously not you know, of course not. That's
just that's ridiculous. Do you even suspect something like that?
Just admit you just you're done with women, any I
understand they treated you poorly, and now you finally just
(11:58):
decided I've had it with women. Let me see what
else was out there. I'll get you. Okay, I'm not
I mean, I'm not there, but you there, that's fine.
No two things about that. First of all, tomorrow I'm
bringing my new girlfriend home to meet my mom.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Very excited about that. It's the police officer, lady, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, we're going. So first of I do have
so stop right there, Billy, she slicks leave or she
been a she been a cop for a while. What's
exactly going on? What's her right?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Are you using cop jargon with me? I just met
her a few days ago. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Okay, but that's not about my new girlfriend. This is
about Grinder. I don't since I don't actually use Grinder.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You don't know nothing about this, but you bought it anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
If it becomes on in my head, I just assume
like heay, guys having it sex with throw a stranger's
on the internet.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's not gonna stop. We're insatiable, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It is with a guy and a girl, and you
guys are always wanting it and the girl's always going no.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well with two guys, nobody's saying no.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
See, that was always my problem with Warren Buffett says,
invest in things people are gonna need in six months now.
I don't have gay sex, obviously, but I just when I, wow,
there's something to be said about that.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, you want to get in on that.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
When Grinder became a publicly traded stock, I thought to myself,
I'll bet gay guys are going to keep using this thing,
and and I was wrong right up.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But you're not keeping up with what happened on Grinder.
Did did something calls people to run away from it?
I don't know about six months ago. I must have
bought it at the beginning of the year when it
was cheap. Right by the way, that internet dating thing
not for me. I understand, it's a young man's game.
The stock the stock shot all the way up to
twenty four dollars. Now it's down to twelve. And I
(13:37):
was like, I don't fizzle there on. You didn't it right,
and when it became unpopular, I had no way of knowing.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's not like anyone told me. I just figured gay guys.
Do you guys have a new.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Gay dating app? I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm not again, it's a it's a young man's game,
that that whole internet dating thing. I mean, I should dabbled,
but I'm not. No, it's not for me. Well, maybe
I could get an answer from L. J. Francis of
the EXAs State Board of Education, the Texas Republican power
bottom on grinder. What the hell does that mean for this?
That's what I thought. I was just reading Current Revolt
(14:09):
dot com. It's one of my favorite political news websites
for the lone Star state.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
According to the report here, for the second time in
twenty twenty five, a scorned woman has managed to end
the career of a prominent Texas Republican politician in less
than thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Meet L. J.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Francis of the Texas State Board of Education, representing about
one point five million Texans, and those one point five
million people may soon be left with dropped jaws. According
to the report, his ex wife's tell All interview piles
on so many startling revelations that choosing the single most
shocking one feels.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Impossives tough to decide which one was the most alarming,
such as what sort of things has the now? You
know how ex wives can be a bit well, I
don't know if you know, but I heard xwives can
sometimes be vindictive, right, that's I've heard that too. Yeah,
maybe some of this, you know, just take it for
what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
His campaign will very soon be having to respond to
whether he was shirtless or pantsless and what would seem
to be a family values fail. While writing this story,
According to the report, highlighting an elected official who is
apparently allegedly a walking bio hazard, L J. Francis himself
posted to X reiterating his campaign's message about his candidacy
(15:24):
being strong.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You haven't told me anything that he got doing yet.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Okay, So she basically describes a year's long cat and
mouse game with grinder burner phones, weird porn, and worse.
The whole interview is quite shocking, and, according to this
ends with a very powerful testimony of Jesus Christ. I
think what everybody's waiting to find out was he called
bon and dudes or what power bottom? It says, I
don't know what that means. Jackie argues there is a
(15:49):
large pattern of large donors intentionally backing the candidate.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
How do they mean backing? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That? A?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You know, like you know one of those words I use.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, world, According to the report, he's a power bottom
on grinder and Uh, wells.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Mister, I'm not. I'm not even involved in this conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I just enjoy watching you breeders kind of thrash your
way through the weeds of the story.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I kind of like it's your job to explain power
not at all. Okay, So, for those who don't know,
power bottom is a gay colloquialism's colloquialism. It describes a
gay man who likes to how do I describe this
in a Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
You know, I'm glad I'm not participating in this in
a in a romantic situation.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
He likes to play the role of what the woman
would do biologically, but he wants to be the aggressor,
sort of a be on.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Top kind of thing. Am I explaining this correctly? I
have no idea. I'm not listening to see I think
you do know and you don't want to admit.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He uh, it don't sound like the stuff a married
man would be doing, you know, well, no, he could
be married to another man if he wants. This is America, wright,
men married you want men married men? When that was
a dream, you could wake up and come out of
that dream.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Anyway, I probably should have sold the grinder stocks six
months ago, But I don't know. Maybe this will help,
Maybe news about Texas Republican power bottoms. Well, it's like
investing in the military industrial complex. Right when Donald Trump
negotiates the end of the Israeli Palestine warts like I
should have sold it a week ago. Show it if
only I knew what Paul Pelosi and his boyfriend knew.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know what I mean? You guys getting ready for Thanksgiving?
Is anyone starting to get in the Thanksgiving spirit a
little bit? Wolton and Johnson
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