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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What it is? You know you want to I feel
like we've been here long enough at this point, is there?
We've been here long enough for what? Uh for? Mister?
How are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Or? Oh? Man, I ain't even closer ready, man, let
me tell you something. I'm dragging this morning. I'm just
telling you about now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Is there something wrong with your coffee or what's the matter? No, No,
it's just I ain't had enough of it yet. That's all.
It's early, is it. I mean I've been away for hours,
been up for about three, three and a half hours now. Yeah,
I'm approaching four. That's just crazy. Something wrong, something wrong
with y'all. Well, we we like our job and we
work hard for a living. Mister. Do that all right?
(00:39):
Well then we'll get to your thing in a minute.
In the meantime, Ocean Spray, Yes, Ocean Spray is investigating
after people posted videos on Thanksgiving claiming they opened cans
and only found water, not cranberry sauce. They were the
lucky ones. Water. Look at it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Looks not not open four cans.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Unbelievable. I mean it's not really that unbelievable. It's water.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You think maybe somebody, maybe you know, like a magician.
They slipped the cranberry sauce all and then they started videoing,
and then they had water in the can.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't know. Look, I don't hate cranberry sauce like
you guys do, but I will admit it's probably the
least most important part of a Thanksgiving dinner. It seems
pretty unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But it's kind of like that that jello in the mold,
and sometimes they put little mushrooms in it or raisins.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ah, that's even worse. I think cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving
dinner is kind of like a Lenny Bruce joke. A
long time ago, it made sense, right, but not in
these days. But you don't get it anymore. You're like, what,
we have better food, now, why are you still doing this?
Cranberry sauce to me is okay on something like put
it on turkey just a little bit. And also I
(01:59):
think that requires hot sauce too. I like the sweet
and spicy taste. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Now see, do you like cranberry sauce or do you
like hot sauce?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I like it as an ingredient among other things on
my plate. Right, yeah, okay, Well, anyway, so if you
got water instead of cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving. Lucky you,
I guess I don't know what else to say. Could
have been worse, you know, could have been poison or
something like that. That's true. I've been messing around with
(02:27):
these rubber chickens here in the studio. Why are you
messing with rubber chickens.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I've decided to stop collecting synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
They're too well, they are pricey, and they really take
up a lot of room.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I was wondering about that. Do you do you
have them stacked? Are they up against the wall or
hanging like art?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
How does that work? Well? I live alone, as you
know why, I live with a dog. So the guest
bedroom in my condo in my high rise where I
live is it's just a room filled with audio equipment
and I couldn't imagine any woman would want to have
anything to do with it. But anyway, so I figure,
you know, what it'd be better for my personal life is
rubber chickens. And like a lot of people who came
(03:06):
of age during the grunge movement, I can't think of
a better song to play than Smells like Teen Spirit
by Nirvana. Okay, So since mister O's sports reports not
ready yet, I figure we'll allocate this amount of time
to me and my new music hobby. Oh god, yeah
what you guys don't look thrilled to hear this?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well, you know, I'm not the type judge ahead of time.
I'm just gonna be open minded about this.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right. So I got all I got all these
rubber chickens here on the on the How do you
do that? All right? I watch this? Everybody ready?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So you just squeened them?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Have you ever thought about hitting them with a wooden mallet? Quiet?
Quiet ally, I'm trying to focus. The man's performing here.
Come on, this is hard. It takes a lot of focus.
Hang on, Here comes the big finish. This is the
soho billy, Oh you're you're driving at home? Now this
is the best part. Yeah, here we go. All right,
(04:11):
you're ready, all right, big finish? Who's ready for it? Guys?
Sing along? Sing along? Everybody about you said you was finishing.
It's almost done. Could you rush that? Could you finish it?
(04:32):
Not though yet?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's much better, thank you. It's not bad, but it's
even better when it stops.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I feel like that was better than the Sports Report
that's still not ready, is it, mister? Oh uh no,
I'm ready. It's a logan chops at Sports Report brought
to you by Rubber Chickens.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Rubble Chickens and get to t dot com tea for training.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You'll do a lot of that in sports. And you
need to be healthy and get tor t dot com
get your healthy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You know, that's a great idea. As you know, I
collect a lot of supplements and I actually consume them,
and they make you healthier and they make you feel better.
Now that it's holiday time, Christmas time. By the way,
we're not communists. We call it what it is. It's
a great gift. Give the gift to good health. Go
to get the t dot communist promo code WJ save
a bunch of money. All right.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So last night, as you know, college football playoff rankings
come out every Tuesday night once they start that up,
and now we already do you ready for the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Playoffs?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Dude, is a little late next time. Sorry, I was
Johnny on the spot. I was blowing my nose. So
the latest release got the playoff first round matchups, and
I'm just gonna cut to the chase for questions for
a lot of people, because they seem very concerned about this. Okay,
when I'm over to my gym working out over at
one to one Fitness, you know that's a good gym.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's a hell of a gym. That's not where I go,
But I've heard good things.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
A lot of the brothers over there just having conversations
about what team should be, what team you shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm just gonna cut just let you know right now.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Texas Longhorns ain't in this and the Aggies after they
lost it. Longhorns beat the two big rival Oklahoma and
in Texas A and M, but not good enough to
get into the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So playoffs you have to play. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Say it's quicker at that time? Look who is in
Tulane number twelve?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Wait? Too late? Are they normally there? Not normally? So
this is an odd year? Is this a sign of
the apocalypse? They going to place number five? Oregon and
the Ducks is gonna roll?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Uh? Virginia versus old myths old miss Yeah, they've been in.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The news lately. I don't know, have you heard about
old myths? Uh? Tell us about always it because of
their The coaching situation is that as a coaching situation,
you know, in about an hour, if all goes is planned,
and you know, we know things happened, but we should
be joined by the governor of the state where he's
about to become a football coach. Oh really, yeah, just
stick around for that. Uh where was i o? Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Notre Dame taking on the Aggies and Alabama versus Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's number nine verse number eight. That ought to be good.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
And then you get to buy for the top four
teams Ohio State, Indiana, Georgia and Texas Tech. Ain't nobody
ever talk about Tech all season? Low Texas Tech been
running a gun and doing the thing. Ain't nobody bringing
up Tech? Everybody talk about his long horns gonna get in.
What's gonna happen with this team? What's gonna happen with
that team? So now you know that's how they got
(07:28):
it laid out.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Hey, while we're doing football news, we finally got an
explanation from young Hoku. So who's this? A Young Hoku
is the gentleman who could not kick a football on
Monday night? You remember that?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh yes, he drove his foot his toe into the
ground about a foot behind the ball he meant to kick.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
For most of my adult life, the Jets have held
the rights to the most embarrassing play in all of
professional New York football with the Mark Sanchez butt fumble
of twenty twelve. Do you guys remember, I remember well,
But earlier this week, Giants kicker Young Ho Ku said
hold my beer. And while that's a different team, he
has kept the uh rights to the most embarrassing kicking
(08:08):
moment in the state of New York. That's important. So anyway,
he gave an explanation as to why it happened, and
he told the New York Post quote, I was approaching
the ball and cold weather. The ball kind of slipped
out at the bottom, so it was moving. I wasn't
able to kick through the ball. The ball was moving
when I was driving to it, so I just pulled
up on it. Jamie Galan did a good job of
(08:30):
catching it and putting it back, but at that point
it was too late. I mind it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I just loved it, that's all. I watched that video,
and you watch that video. Yeah, I didn't notice the
ball moving around a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean he didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I will say the holder guy didn't have it straight
up and down, and maybe the kicker doesn't like it
to be straight up and down, but it wasn't look cold.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Weather certainly affects football games, though I believe in this
case it did not have anything to do with him.
The freezing temperatures did not actually move the ball.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
They've been kicking field goals and extra points for years
in the NFL, and it's been cold many times.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You've heard of the frozen tundraup. You know, they still
managed to kick the ball.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
By the way, the college football playoff program I'm presenting
to you right now, it's not official.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I just don't know if I was clear about that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
The official playoff bracket will be announced on Sunday. Just
come a sound December seventh, at about noon Eastern time. Sure,
so that's when it gets official. But this is the
way the bracket breakout right now, all right, Well, you
still got some games to play.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
College football news Lane Kiffin obviously surprised college football by
announcing on Sunday that he was going to LSU, but
college football analyst Todd mcshae claims Kiffin really wanted to
go to Alabama and was waiting until after the Iron
Bowl to make his move. McShay pointed out that Keffin
didn't make his announcement until Sunday, a day after he
(09:55):
was supposed to make his decision. The analyst added that
Kiffin hoped Alabama I would hire him if the Crimson
Tide lost to Auburn and would therefore be ready for
a coaching change. Of course, that didn't happen. Alabama won
that game twenty seven to twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Despite me pulling for Auburn so strong. I guess they
didn't feel it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And I'm sure most of you know Kiffin was Alabama's
offensive coordinator back in twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, and twenty sixteen.
I heard someone mentioned yesterday the coach ojeron coach oh,
maybe maybe returning? Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Lane Kiffen gave some kind of I don't know, he's
kind of a bizarre dude when he's up talking, giving
his little welcome to LSU speech kind of thing. But
he said he was he was feeling coach O for
some reason. He just felt like reaching out to him
and calling him. He said he was shouting go Tigers
(10:50):
out the window at the fans as they were pulling in.
You know when he got there, it didn't make a
lot of sense to me.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I do know this.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
The folks in Mississippi have not been this mad since
Walmart moved the pseudo fed behind the counter where you
can't just load up on it. Now, Oh, that's interesting.
Why would sudafed be important to them? I don't I
don't know. I don't get it myself, but that's how
they act.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
If only there was some way to know what that means.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
We'll be right back after this commercial break as long
as you're not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Wellnon Johnson Show will be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Twenty twenty six FIFA World Cup Final draw.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm sorry? Is that soccer? Did we do something wrong?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Why are we in trouble? Yeah? What? Why? Why would
we have to do that? Well? You do say no, No,
I don't want to hear about because I wasn't about to.
I wouldn't even know who any of the teams are.
I guess there are they countries? How does it work exactly?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, that's see, you asking way too many questions about soccer.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Everything I know about soccer I learned from watching Ted
Lasso and honestly not gonna lie to you. I think
I've forgotten most of it since that show went off
the air.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
So no, we will get back to that college football situation,
but just a minute will old is the Rebels and
Lane Kiffin changing teams again, and sure, and won't be
that long before we do it again. Don't get used
to having him around anyway. A lot of people said
the funniest part about this whole coaching change was when
Lane announced that he hadn't made his decision yet because
(12:16):
he needed to spend more time in prayer asking the
Lord for guidance, and a lot of people was like, man,
I don't know. You screw over your team, you screw
over the players, you screw over the school, and then
you try to blackmail him into letting your coach again
through the.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Playoffs, even after you said you don't want to play.
That's that's that's good when you do that. Thank you.
I t everyone looks at me weird when I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And he threatened the staff or threatened the school by
you know you're gonna take your staff with you. The
l s U you abandoned your school, and then you
know you act like that and just don't sound like
the kind of thing that a man ought to be
leaning into. The Lord so strong on after the way
he acts, Now this is a puzzler. Lane Kiffin out
(13:01):
and he said, but I could you know I could
stick around the coach through the playoffs and he said, no,
get jazz out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm reading a story about that right now.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Offensive coordinator Charlie Weiss Junior is going with Lane Kiffin
to baton Rouge. He went Sunday as part of the
changing staff, so you know, Coach Kiffen taking some of
his assistances with him. But they announced old miss will
allow Charlie Weiss Junior to coach through the playoffs. Yeah,
(13:31):
he the offensive coordinator. Okay, I didn't know he was
a junior. I was wondering if they meant like his
kids gonna here. No, No, he's he's a you know,
he ain't the first there was a Charlie Weiss and
then there was a son.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He the son got it. Okay, that's what I thought you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The Rebels will maintain the offensive coordinator for due to
the playoffs rest of the season. The defensive coordinator is
a dude named Pete Golding. And he hasn't been announced
as the new head coach, so they're allowing people to
to stay like.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The old misdude here the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Look, it's no they're letting him coach during the playoffs,
but then he gonna go to LSU.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But they don't want Kiffen doing it. No, it's no
secret that Lane Kiffin got some pushback from the ole
Miss officials, who rebuffed his request to continue coaching the
team through the college playoffs. But in a report from
CBS Sports John Talty who now we now learned that
one of Kiffen's negotiating tax to tactics to remain as
(14:30):
coach through the playoffs was to threaten to take several offensive.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Coaches with him. To he said, I'm gonna take half
your team. I'll take the coaches, I'll take players, I'll
take the ball. Y'all don't do what I say.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Once all Miss players got into Kiffin's reported threat, they
confronted him about it. The players confronted the coach apparently
they were not pleased such drama. Who knew football players
were into such drama, to which the coach probably replied, well,
I know you guys are all millionaires but also teenagers.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
So yeah, that's the tricky part about dealing with these
guys these days. They make as much money as you
do coach some of them.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
All Right, how do we feel about NIL now that
it's been around for a few years. Are you okay
with it?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Or do you godly need to tweak it a little bit?
Might seems like it kind of got out of hand
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Put a cap on it or what? How do you
feel about the sharing?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I know it sounds like the communism sharing chicks or
what do you mean the money?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh? Okay, Oh I wasn't sharing.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, some of the players who have gotten in IL
money have divided that amongst the teammates. Sure, because it's
a team sport. But then some of them, they're such
high profile guys, you know, like an arch Manning for example.
They kind of like that the gymnastics girl from LSU when,
(15:49):
of course Olivia Livy a lot of people just call
her Livy. They get these these offers for these millions
of dollars, and I'm sure it's very for them if
they if they make a rule that they have to
share a portion of their money with other people on
(16:10):
a team. Is that communism or is that fair?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well, remember that they're all working on a team, so
it's a little communist.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That would mean they're giving it to someone who's not
on the team, someone doing anything to earn that money.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Right, So okay, that's kind of a gray area about
where how equity and equality have an intersection. And I
don't know. I still think that nil is good because
some of these kids are gonna peak in college. They're
not gonna go to the pros. This is the most
money they'll ever make. And what about kids who play
sports that don't have a professional league? There's is there?
You know. I'm sure someone will correct me on this,
but I don't think women have a pro softball league?
(16:45):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
There is, but it's not you know, it's AUSL or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
They probably make more money in college with that endorsement.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I'd about to say, I think they do better in school,
right exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Or kids that go play in the Olympics. You know
a lot of these Olympics fleets are broke. Did you
know that? I did not know. Yeah, being an Olympic
athlete doesn't guarantee you some wife of affluence and.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
The training that leads up to it throughout their early childhood.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Really it's expensive, right, So if some of them can
make a little money in college playing you know, tennis
and getting an endorsement before they go guys, tennis is
a bad example. Tennis players do make money, but you
get my point, right. And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I've never really watched tennis before. It's very boring for me.
That's because you don't you've never played the game. Probably
we used to have a tennis court at my old condo.
I bought some rackets, and me and the X would
go out there probably two or three times and use
the tennis rackets.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And you do that thing where you just go roopop.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You don't know how to put the overhand spin on it,
you know how to you know, to make those those those.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Serves go into the corner.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You've probably never done any of that, So it's a
lot less interesting to you because you don't understand the
intricacy is of the game.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
That's what tennis, I.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Mean, that's what soccer player or soccer fans will tell you. You
just don't understand, and I don't want to. I I
like how you made that bloop sound because to me,
playing pong would be more fun than tennis. That's how
you play. We never did get around to play and
guest the State, yet I was looking forward to it. Well,
(18:15):
you know what, Billy, we are not leaving yet.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
We still got a lot more show to go, so
I'll oh, Okay, more exciting Walton and Johnson on the
way you have.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Stolen my dreams in my childhood with your empty words.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Stay tuned for more Waltton Johnson
What it is? You know you want to I feel
like we've been here long enough at this point, is there?
We've been here long enough for what? Uh for? Mister?
How are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Or? Oh? Man, I ain't even closer ready, man, let
me tell you something. I'm dragging this morning. I'm just
telling you about now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Is there something wrong with your coffee or what's the matter? No, No,
it's just I ain't had enough of it yet. That's all.
It's early, is it. I mean I've been away for hours,
been up for about three, three and a half hours now. Yeah,
I'm approaching four. That's just crazy. Something wrong, something wrong
with y'all. Well, we we like our job and we
work hard for a living. Mister. Do that all right?
(00:39):
Well then we'll get to your thing in a minute.
In the meantime, Ocean Spray, Yes, Ocean Spray is investigating
after people posted videos on Thanksgiving claiming they opened cans
and only found water, not cranberry sauce. They were the
lucky ones. Water. Look at it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Looks not not open four cans.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Unbelievable. I mean it's not really that unbelievable. It's water.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You think maybe somebody, maybe you know, like a magician.
They slipped the cranberry sauce all and then they started videoing,
and then they had water in the can.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't know. Look, I don't hate cranberry sauce like
you guys do, but I will admit it's probably the
least most important part of a Thanksgiving dinner. It seems
pretty unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But it's kind of like that that jello in the mold,
and sometimes they put little mushrooms in it or raisins.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ah, that's even worse. I think cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving
dinner is kind of like a Lenny Bruce joke. A
long time ago, it made sense, right, but not in
these days. But you don't get it anymore. You're like, what,
we have better food, now, why are you still doing this?
Cranberry sauce to me is okay on something like put
it on turkey just a little bit. And also I
(01:59):
think that requires hot sauce too. I like the sweet
and spicy taste. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Now see, do you like cranberry sauce or do you
like hot sauce?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I like it as an ingredient among other things on
my plate. Right, yeah, okay, Well, anyway, so if you
got water instead of cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving. Lucky you,
I guess I don't know what else to say. Could
have been worse, you know, could have been poison or
something like that. That's true. I've been messing around with
(02:27):
these rubber chickens here in the studio. Why are you
messing with rubber chickens.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I've decided to stop collecting synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
They're too well, they are pricey, and they really take
up a lot of room.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I was wondering about that. Do you do you
have them stacked? Are they up against the wall or
hanging like art?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
How does that work? Well? I live alone, as you
know why, I live with a dog. So the guest
bedroom in my condo in my high rise where I
live is it's just a room filled with audio equipment
and I couldn't imagine any woman would want to have
anything to do with it. But anyway, so I figure,
you know, what it'd be better for my personal life is
rubber chickens. And like a lot of people who came
(03:06):
of age during the grunge movement, I can't think of
a better song to play than Smells like Teen Spirit
by Nirvana. Okay, So since mister O's sports reports not
ready yet, I figure we'll allocate this amount of time
to me and my new music hobby. Oh god, yeah
what you guys don't look thrilled to hear this?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well, you know, I'm not the type judge ahead of time.
I'm just gonna be open minded about this.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right. So I got all I got all these
rubber chickens here on the on the How do you
do that? All right? I watch this? Everybody ready?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So you just squeened them?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Have you ever thought about hitting them with a wooden mallet? Quiet?
Quiet ally, I'm trying to focus. The man's performing here.
Come on, this is hard. It takes a lot of focus.
Hang on, Here comes the big finish. This is the
soho billy, Oh you're you're driving at home? Now this
is the best part. Yeah, here we go. All right,
(04:11):
you're ready, all right, big finish? Who's ready for it? Guys?
Sing along? Sing along? Everybody about you said you was finishing.
It's almost done. Could you rush that? Could you finish it?
(04:32):
Not though yet?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's much better, thank you. It's not bad, but it's
even better when it stops.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I feel like that was better than the Sports Report
that's still not ready, is it, mister? Oh uh no,
I'm ready. It's a logan chops at Sports Report brought
to you by Rubber Chickens.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Rubble Chickens and get to t dot com tea for training.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You'll do a lot of that in sports. And you
need to be healthy and get tor t dot com
get your healthy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You know, that's a great idea. As you know, I
collect a lot of supplements and I actually consume them,
and they make you healthier and they make you feel better.
Now that it's holiday time, Christmas time. By the way,
we're not communists. We call it what it is. It's
a great gift. Give the gift to good health. Go
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a bunch of money. All right.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So last night, as you know, college football playoff rankings
come out every Tuesday night once they start that up,
and now we already do you ready for the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Playoffs?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Dude, is a little late next time. Sorry, I was
Johnny on the spot. I was blowing my nose. So
the latest release got the playoff first round matchups, and
I'm just gonna cut to the chase for questions for
a lot of people, because they seem very concerned about this. Okay,
when I'm over to my gym working out over at
one to one Fitness, you know that's a good gym.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's a hell of a gym. That's not where I go,
But I've heard good things.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
A lot of the brothers over there just having conversations
about what team should be, what team you shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm just gonna cut just let you know right now.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Texas Longhorns ain't in this and the Aggies after they
lost it. Longhorns beat the two big rival Oklahoma and
in Texas A and M, but not good enough to
get into the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So playoffs you have to play. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Say it's quicker at that time? Look who is in
Tulane number twelve?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Wait? Too late? Are they normally there? Not normally? So
this is an odd year? Is this a sign of
the apocalypse? They going to place number five? Oregon and
the Ducks is gonna roll?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Uh? Virginia versus old myths old miss Yeah, they've been in.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The news lately. I don't know, have you heard about
old myths? Uh? Tell us about always it because of
their The coaching situation is that as a coaching situation,
you know, in about an hour, if all goes is planned,
and you know, we know things happened, but we should
be joined by the governor of the state where he's
about to become a football coach. Oh really, yeah, just
stick around for that. Uh where was i o? Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Notre Dame taking on the Aggies and Alabama versus Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's number nine verse number eight. That ought to be good.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
And then you get to buy for the top four
teams Ohio State, Indiana, Georgia and Texas Tech. Ain't nobody
ever talk about Tech all season? Low Texas Tech been
running a gun and doing the thing. Ain't nobody bringing
up Tech? Everybody talk about his long horns gonna get in.
What's gonna happen with this team? What's gonna happen with
that team? So now you know that's how they got
(07:28):
it laid out.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Hey, while we're doing football news, we finally got an
explanation from young Hoku. So who's this? A Young Hoku
is the gentleman who could not kick a football on
Monday night? You remember that?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh yes, he drove his foot his toe into the
ground about a foot behind the ball he meant to kick.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
For most of my adult life, the Jets have held
the rights to the most embarrassing play in all of
professional New York football with the Mark Sanchez butt fumble
of twenty twelve. Do you guys remember, I remember well,
But earlier this week, Giants kicker Young Ho Ku said
hold my beer. And while that's a different team, he
has kept the uh rights to the most embarrassing kicking
(08:08):
moment in the state of New York. That's important. So anyway,
he gave an explanation as to why it happened, and
he told the New York Post quote, I was approaching
the ball and cold weather. The ball kind of slipped
out at the bottom, so it was moving. I wasn't
able to kick through the ball. The ball was moving
when I was driving to it, so I just pulled
up on it. Jamie Galan did a good job of
(08:30):
catching it and putting it back, but at that point
it was too late. I mind it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I just loved it, that's all. I watched that video,
and you watch that video. Yeah, I didn't notice the
ball moving around a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean he didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I will say the holder guy didn't have it straight
up and down, and maybe the kicker doesn't like it
to be straight up and down, but it wasn't look cold.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Weather certainly affects football games, though I believe in this
case it did not have anything to do with him.
The freezing temperatures did not actually move the ball.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
They've been kicking field goals and extra points for years
in the NFL, and it's been cold many times.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You've heard of the frozen tundraup. You know, they still
managed to kick the ball.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
By the way, the college football playoff program I'm presenting
to you right now, it's not official.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I just don't know if I was clear about that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
The official playoff bracket will be announced on Sunday. Just
come a sound December seventh, at about noon Eastern time. Sure,
so that's when it gets official. But this is the
way the bracket breakout right now, all right, Well, you
still got some games to play.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
College football news Lane Kiffin obviously surprised college football by
announcing on Sunday that he was going to LSU, but
college football analyst Todd mcshae claims Kiffin really wanted to
go to Alabama and was waiting until after the Iron
Bowl to make his move. McShay pointed out that Keffin
didn't make his announcement until Sunday, a day after he
(09:55):
was supposed to make his decision. The analyst added that
Kiffin hoped Alabama I would hire him if the Crimson
Tide lost to Auburn and would therefore be ready for
a coaching change. Of course, that didn't happen. Alabama won
that game twenty seven to twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Despite me pulling for Auburn so strong. I guess they
didn't feel it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And I'm sure most of you know Kiffin was Alabama's
offensive coordinator back in twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, and twenty sixteen.
I heard someone mentioned yesterday the coach ojeron coach oh,
maybe maybe returning? Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Lane Kiffen gave some kind of I don't know, he's
kind of a bizarre dude when he's up talking, giving
his little welcome to LSU speech kind of thing. But
he said he was he was feeling coach O for
some reason. He just felt like reaching out to him
and calling him. He said he was shouting go Tigers
(10:50):
out the window at the fans as they were pulling in.
You know when he got there, it didn't make a
lot of sense to me.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I do know this.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
The folks in Mississippi have not been this mad since
Walmart moved the pseudo fed behind the counter where you
can't just load up on it. Now, Oh, that's interesting.
Why would sudafed be important to them? I don't I
don't know. I don't get it myself, but that's how
they act.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
If only there was some way to know what that means.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
We'll be right back after this commercial break as long
as you're not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Wellnon Johnson Show will be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Twenty twenty six FIFA World Cup Final draw.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm sorry? Is that soccer? Did we do something wrong?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Why are we in trouble? Yeah? What? Why? Why would
we have to do that? Well? You do say no, No,
I don't want to hear about because I wasn't about to.
I wouldn't even know who any of the teams are.
I guess there are they countries? How does it work exactly?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, that's see, you asking way too many questions about soccer.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Everything I know about soccer I learned from watching Ted
Lasso and honestly not gonna lie to you. I think
I've forgotten most of it since that show went off
the air.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
So no, we will get back to that college football situation,
but just a minute will old is the Rebels and
Lane Kiffin changing teams again, and sure, and won't be
that long before we do it again. Don't get used
to having him around anyway. A lot of people said
the funniest part about this whole coaching change was when
Lane announced that he hadn't made his decision yet because
(12:16):
he needed to spend more time in prayer asking the
Lord for guidance, and a lot of people was like, man,
I don't know. You screw over your team, you screw
over the players, you screw over the school, and then
you try to blackmail him into letting your coach again
through the.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Playoffs, even after you said you don't want to play.
That's that's that's good when you do that. Thank you.
I t everyone looks at me weird when I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And he threatened the staff or threatened the school by
you know you're gonna take your staff with you. The
l s U you abandoned your school, and then you
know you act like that and just don't sound like
the kind of thing that a man ought to be
leaning into. The Lord so strong on after the way
he acts, Now this is a puzzler. Lane Kiffin out
(13:01):
and he said, but I could you know I could
stick around the coach through the playoffs and he said, no,
get jazz out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm reading a story about that right now.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Offensive coordinator Charlie Weiss Junior is going with Lane Kiffin
to baton Rouge. He went Sunday as part of the
changing staff, so you know, Coach Kiffen taking some of
his assistances with him. But they announced old miss will
allow Charlie Weiss Junior to coach through the playoffs. Yeah,
(13:31):
he the offensive coordinator. Okay, I didn't know he was
a junior. I was wondering if they meant like his
kids gonna here. No, No, he's he's a you know,
he ain't the first there was a Charlie Weiss and
then there was a son.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He the son got it. Okay, that's what I thought you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The Rebels will maintain the offensive coordinator for due to
the playoffs rest of the season. The defensive coordinator is
a dude named Pete Golding. And he hasn't been announced
as the new head coach, so they're allowing people to
to stay like.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The old misdude here the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Look, it's no they're letting him coach during the playoffs,
but then he gonna go to LSU.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But they don't want Kiffen doing it. No, it's no
secret that Lane Kiffin got some pushback from the ole
Miss officials, who rebuffed his request to continue coaching the
team through the college playoffs. But in a report from
CBS Sports John Talty who now we now learned that
one of Kiffen's negotiating tax to tactics to remain as
(14:30):
coach through the playoffs was to threaten to take several offensive.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Coaches with him. To he said, I'm gonna take half
your team. I'll take the coaches, I'll take players, I'll
take the ball. Y'all don't do what I say.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Once all Miss players got into Kiffin's reported threat, they
confronted him about it. The players confronted the coach apparently
they were not pleased such drama. Who knew football players
were into such drama, to which the coach probably replied, well,
I know you guys are all millionaires but also teenagers.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
So yeah, that's the tricky part about dealing with these
guys these days. They make as much money as you
do coach some of them.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
All Right, how do we feel about NIL now that
it's been around for a few years. Are you okay
with it?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Or do you godly need to tweak it a little bit?
Might seems like it kind of got out of hand
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Put a cap on it or what? How do you
feel about the sharing?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I know it sounds like the communism sharing chicks or
what do you mean the money?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh? Okay, Oh I wasn't sharing.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, some of the players who have gotten in IL
money have divided that amongst the teammates. Sure, because it's
a team sport. But then some of them, they're such
high profile guys, you know, like an arch Manning for example.
They kind of like that the gymnastics girl from LSU when,
(15:49):
of course Olivia Livy a lot of people just call
her Livy. They get these these offers for these millions
of dollars, and I'm sure it's very for them if
they if they make a rule that they have to
share a portion of their money with other people on
(16:10):
a team. Is that communism or is that fair?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well, remember that they're all working on a team, so
it's a little communist.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That would mean they're giving it to someone who's not
on the team, someone doing anything to earn that money.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Right, So okay, that's kind of a gray area about
where how equity and equality have an intersection. And I
don't know. I still think that nil is good because
some of these kids are gonna peak in college. They're
not gonna go to the pros. This is the most
money they'll ever make. And what about kids who play
sports that don't have a professional league? There's is there?
You know. I'm sure someone will correct me on this,
but I don't think women have a pro softball league?
(16:45):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
There is, but it's not you know, it's AUSL or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
They probably make more money in college with that endorsement.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I'd about to say, I think they do better in school,
right exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Or kids that go play in the Olympics. You know
a lot of these Olympics fleets are broke. Did you
know that? I did not know. Yeah, being an Olympic
athlete doesn't guarantee you some wife of affluence and.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
The training that leads up to it throughout their early childhood.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Really it's expensive, right, So if some of them can
make a little money in college playing you know, tennis
and getting an endorsement before they go guys, tennis is
a bad example. Tennis players do make money, but you
get my point, right. And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I've never really watched tennis before. It's very boring for me.
That's because you don't you've never played the game. Probably
we used to have a tennis court at my old condo.
I bought some rackets, and me and the X would
go out there probably two or three times and use
the tennis rackets.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And you do that thing where you just go roopop.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You don't know how to put the overhand spin on it,
you know how to you know, to make those those those.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Serves go into the corner.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You've probably never done any of that, So it's a
lot less interesting to you because you don't understand the
intricacy is of the game.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
That's what tennis, I.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Mean, that's what soccer player or soccer fans will tell you. You
just don't understand, and I don't want to. I I
like how you made that bloop sound because to me,
playing pong would be more fun than tennis. That's how
you play. We never did get around to play and
guest the State, yet I was looking forward to it. Well,
(18:15):
you know what, Billy, we are not leaving yet.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
We still got a lot more show to go, so
I'll oh, Okay, more exciting Walton and Johnson on the
way you have.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Stolen my dreams in my childhood with your empty words.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Stay tuned for more Waltton Johnson
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