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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It just occurred to me. I was supposed to do
halted deadlifts yesterday and I forgot. Instead I did thirty
chin ups, and I went home from the gym. And
I don't know why. It just occurred to me. Right now,
I didn't do you just walked in, did thirty chims
and then lyft. That's it. No. I came in first,
I squatted three hundred pounds, and then I did an
upright press one hundred and fifty pounds, and then when
(00:21):
I was done with that, I was supposed to do
the halted deadlift, but I forgot what I wrote down,
and I did thirty chin ups, and I just went home.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought you had a coach that was supposed to
be keeping an eye on you over there.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I do. But he's a funny guy. We were cracking jokes,
we were yucking it up. Plus you distracted him from
his job. His name's Bob. He's actually a history teacher
during the day. Bob. Bob's a good guy. He is
he's one of my best friends. And then in the
evenings part time, he's a strength training coach. So he's
a brilliant guy. You sit there and he gives you
(00:51):
really weird facts about American and global history. Fascinating stuff. Ok,
because you're supposed to, you know, rest for two or
three minutes in between each of your sets that you do.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I guess you know, differ different ways of working out
different things. Some people like to go you know, like heavy,
low reps, a lot of rest. Some people like to
go lightweight, high reps and very little rest. Yeah, some
of us lift weights and then you probably do key goals, right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They're so funny. How aboudy noticed Kenny is funny? Thank
you very much. This emailer says, sometimes I think Kenny
tries too hard.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I do heard. I'm a hard work I try so hard.
Let it be natural. You know, you just try hard
when it's me because you try to make fun of me. Well,
on show that guy that wants to yell at Tom
Homan for doing his job. I'm just here doing my
job and you're yelling insults at me.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Just like that guy. You're like one of those one
of those.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Mob rebel rouser types that want crime to continue and
illegal aliens to flourish.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's what you're like. Well, if you don't want me
to try too hard, you may enjoy the comedy show
Saturday night at the Southern Star Brewing Company in Conrad.
He never tries at those. I won't be trying at
this one because I'm on a panel. I'm not performing. Ooh,
a panel. It's called Kill Jesse. It's kind of like
the Kill Tony comedy panel. There are no guys that
have been on that show. Yeah, they bring out. Yeah.
One of our former producers, Juggalo Tray's a whack job.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Is he making an astounding amount of money now at comedy.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He actually, I think he works as a ticket guy
at Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas, So he just sells
the tickets. Well, for an autistic kid in his late
twenties who's trying to make it in comedy, that's a
pretty big good. That's a good gig for him. Good
for him. Did he shave his head like I told him?
He ought to because he's a ginger?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is that why?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know? Because he's got hair that just like a tumbleweed. Yeah,
that's true. You just ought to get rid of that.
One of our former producers was terrible at his job.
His name was Trey juggleal O Tray. We used to
call him because he was a fan of the insane
clown possive, but he.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Had the wrong job. That's why he was bad at it.
You got to find the right fit. The guy that
runs the board for us down the hall. We have
probably two or three full time pretty here, but Evan
runs the board for us, a very good technical producer
and engineer. Grated his job knows which buttons to push when,
knows how to fix things when they break. Juggalo Tray
couldn't figure out how to operate the elevator.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Goes to his credit.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It took me a couple of days. They get used
to it. It's a complicated it's not like a regular elevator.
Almost any building I've ever been in except this one.
You go to the elevator, you push the button. When
it opens, you get in, you push the button, Yeah
to the floor you want to go on here, You
push the floor that you want to go to out
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in the lobby of the elevator area. You don't just
call it, you summon it for that specific floor that
when you get in, it already knows where you want
to go.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
See. I think you're being nice to Juggalo Tray because
while our elevator system in this building is unique because
it's so postmodern and contemporary, it still doesn't take a
genius to operate it. Whereas with Juggleo Tre he was
confused by everything, constantly effing up at his job, but
his saving grace was whenever he would screw something up
and everyone would go to get mad at him, he
(04:08):
would say the funniest thing you could say, and he
wasn't even trying and completely redeem himself. He definitely wasn't
trying too hard. Yeah, no, you're right. Anyway, Saturday, I'm
going to a wedding. But then after the wedding, I'm
gonna head over to this comedy show.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Are you gonna hicckle the bride and groom? Just kind
of warm up a little bit, you know?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No. In fact, I want to say congratulations to my
good buddy, Christian Collins of the Texas Youth Summit. He's something.
He's kind of like the Charlie Kirk of Texas Videos
naim keeper. He does. He's a beautiful wife that he
found and he.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Doesn't can he possibly have a wife if he's going
to get married tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well he's getting married, right, Okay, So this has a
beautiful fiance. See details matter? Okay, well it doesn't. I'm
gonna try to out him on the air Jack Reacher, now, yeah, exactly,
what's a couple of those shows. He's quite large. He's
a huge, hulky man, but he is gorge Okay, if
you want to bore everyone with semantics, the religious ceremonies tomorrow.
But when you marry someone, first you have to go
(05:06):
to a courthouse and get the paperwork, and whether you
like it or not, that's when you become married in
the eyes of the government. And I think they already
did that, so but what about the eyes of the Lord.
Isn't that more important? Obviously? I mean I obviously think so.
And anyway, they're getting married tomorrow. That's exciting. And then
after I'm done with that, I'm gonna swing by the
comedy show that Jesse Peyton's doing with a whole. It's
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there's like a dozen comedians are gonna come out and
they're all competing to see who could be the funniest
next comic. They I'll talk over each other a lot. Yeah,
it'll be like this morning show. Yes exactly. Anyway, I'm
gonna judge him so I'm a small, meager part of that.
I'm not a big part of the show. I'll just
be hanging out drinking beers.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Jesse your buddy. You know, you're your ride or died
dude when you go into comedy tour. So you're obviously
gonna vote for him.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
As a judge. You're probably gonna say, Jesse's the funniest Yay.
Know why they're putting you on the panel. He's not
in the competition. He's the guy, he's the ringleader at
the competition. I'm on a panel with him. M yeah, yes,
he's the host and the the and I'll be judging
the comics with him.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What kind of MC isy uh hammer, Yeah, you gotta
be a young MC. You you gotta be you know something, EMC.
You can't just be Yeah, I'm here to MC to tank.
That's just out like you don't you're not even giving it.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You all.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, anyway, that's what I'm doing this weekend. That'll be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm gonna be watching football. I don't know about the
rest of you, but man, this is a now. Last
weekend was a great weekend for college football. Uh and
they all are, but the closer you get to the
end of the year, dang h C college football go away,
and I know we'll have it all the way up
to mid January. But these games this weekend are gonna
be gonna be some good ones too.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Are we doing sports? That sounds like he said, trying.
That's actual job. Yeah, you trying to take a black
man's job. What's your problem? Uh? Setting him up? How
dare you? Yeah? That's good? How do you You're trying
too hard? Belly? Yeah, yeah, I quit trying so hard.
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Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, this ruled. They already said fu to the appellate
court that tried to overturn the new redistrict new map.
Yeah we do, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
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Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yes, she can. You're talking about Alex Miller. She's a
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Yeah all right, So first of all, Lines beat Cowboys
last night forty four to thirty. Cowboys made a run
for it, but they just never could quite get there.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So there's that situation. Sorry Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Now there's some great NFL games coming up on Sunday.
Matter of fact, that the Chiefs and the Texans got
that special Sunday night seven twenty Central time start, so
this is gonna be fun to watch them. And the
Texans have a better record right now than the Chiefs.
Chiefs know if they have any hope making the playoffs. Playoffs,
(08:52):
that's right, didn't they got to whoop the Texans. But
the Texans know they need this too, So we're gonna
see just how to rolled out.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
But yeah, redneck right, this is a great.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Weekend for college football, partly because one of the things
you're gonna be seeing a lot of is the championships
of the different conferences and all. There's some different conferences
SEC Championship. You know that Alabama and Georgia, and that's
at three o'clock tomorrow Central time, before o'clock and over
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there in Atlanta. So Georgia Alabama and they are ten
and two and eleven and one. Numbers three for Georgia,
number nine ranking for Alabama. But that ain't the only ones.
Look at this. We got North Texas versus two Lane
in the American Athletic Conference Championship. You got UNLV versus
Boise State. That means they get to play on the
(09:47):
blue Field tomorrow night. So that's the Mountain West, the
Big twelve Championship BYU versus Texas Tech. Yeah, Texas Tech
number four in the country right now, So they gonna
be playing the first thing in the morning, right after
game day at eleven o'clock. Oh but Big ten Championship,
(10:09):
Ohio State number one versus Indiana number two. I hadn't
seen Indiana play a liquor football all year long? Why
would I down here?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah? Who?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But they all ring number two consistently, you know, winning,
and they twelve and oh Ohio state number one and
they also twelve, and oh yeah, but don't you kind
of hate those places? Well, yeah, you wouldn't want to
eat food in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You know. They their favorite food is chili with beans
on macaroni.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well, I'm not going I'm just gonna watch it from
my own damn couch. Which better food? Yeah, you know
that's right. So we got all that going on, and
speaking of game day for the SEC Championship and all that,
Lane Kiffin gonna be a special guest on game day
tomorrow from Atlanta, and so we see what all he
got to say about that on the team. Mississippi State
(11:01):
you know, they athletic director called him out. He said,
men that will.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Belid to y'all.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He belived to y'all about you know, what we said
he could or could not do. And then they gonna
probably say some things about what the future LSU football
looked like.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But it's kind of amazing. There's this line that separates
Louisiana and Mississippi. It's called the state border. Oh yeah,
and if you shot one of those, if you stand
on one side of it, they love Lane Kiffin. They
think he's the coolest guy who ever lived. And then
you cross over that line and people are calling for
his head on a spike. Oh they're very upset. Yeah.
Over here in Texas, we're kind of indifferent about the
(11:36):
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You think they would have gotten used to it because
Lane Kiffin has a little bit of a history of
bouncing around like he did.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Apparently. One thing that's unique about him that differs between
him and a lot of other people in professional football.
He likes money.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Really Yeah, I wonder if the other coaches will start
catching on to that.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Most of them don't seem to care as much about it. So, yeah,
that's right. Last, this is the Walton and Johnson show
man leading it.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Down, just lay down, break down on a hot slide
of town. Am I right that it's a good song?
Did you know Stevie Wondered does a cover of this?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No way? Yeah, I'd love to hear it sometime. It's
not as good as the original, but it's pretty good.
You know, it's not bad. Hey, kids, thanks for turning
on your radio and joining us. We got a locko
on on this morning, and we're gonna just crash right
into it. It's gonna get retarded, right, Tim Walls through.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
This creates danger and I'll tell you what, in my
time on this, I'd never seen this before. People driving
my house, by my house and using the R word
run of people.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
This is shameful. People are driving past Tim Wall's house
and screaming you're retarded. And does he does he realize
that they're talking about him? Yeah? He thinks because Donald
Trump called him a retard. The President called I'm a retard.
We can say it. Now, get over it. That's right. Sorry,
write your angry emails if you want. It still sounds
(13:05):
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It seems out of context for me to say this,
but it just seems so gay when you say the
R word, Oh, the R.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Word, And that reminds me we should be allowed to
say the F word now too. I'm gonna say it
right now. Fear, Oh fear. Tim Walls wants you to fit.
It's a four letter F word. He wants you to fear.
The President of the United States of America. So he
calls Donald Trump a Nazi. But Donald Trump calls him
a retard.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Uh huh, And now it's okay to call him a Nazi.
But oh, don't use the R word.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Guess which group of people is experiencing the most amount
of violence directed towards them? The people being called retards
are the people being called Nazis?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh God, I hate these guessing games. I've so complicated
these days. Who can ever figure it out?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I think you know the answer. Now. We never predicted
that we would reach this level of dumb, blind, death
and retarded. Well, what about garbage? How do they feel
about that? They call us garbage? Nazis?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I think, but he called ilhan Omar and all the
Somalians garbage, and we got to get that garbage out
of our country. And apparently, oh, that's that's upsetting. Oh
my God, I'm so glad you reminded me of this. Okay,
so ilhan Omar is doing an interview. She's on CNN.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
They ask her, why do you think fraud in Minnesota
is so common? They're talking about the Somalian community and
the billion dollars plus that they lost. Now, y'all know,
I cannot stand Jake Tapper, but once in a while
he does his job correctly. Here he is interviewing ilhan Omar.
Listen to her loss for words.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Can you shed any light on why the fraud got
so out of control in Minnesota?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I think what happened is that, you know, when you
have these kind of new programs that are designed to
help people, you're oftentimes relying on third parties to be
able to facilitate and I just think.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That a lot of them. All right, guys, you understand
how this happens. Samalians have committed one hundred percent of
the major fraud cases that have come to life in
the past few years in that state. Hundreds of millions,
if not billions of tax dollars were stolen. Many of
those dollars were sent back to Somalia to fund terrorism.
You can see why she's so skinny. Now, apparently she
just eats word salads all day long. Is il Han
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saying the governments pus him at us obviously, Peterma, Yeah,
she's got an eating disorder.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
She's better at it, I think, and better being worse
for us than Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Is Ilhan saying the government is at fault for not
telling Somali's that stealing is bad.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
She actually didn't say anything. That's the great thing about
the words that she put together. There are some people
doing some things, and there's some programs that are a
programmed to help the people do some things.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And so that's really the way I see it. Okay,
here's where this gets a little tricky, guys. I don't
know if you've heard this or not, but high trust
cultures don't need quote unquote guard rails. That's the point.
There were guardrails, whistle blowers came forward, and standard procedures
were ignored. She introduced the bill that allowed all this
fraud to happen. Did she remind Jacob that? Do you
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know she didn't bring that up. No, you just heard
the SoundBite, guys. I didn't think I heard her say
anything about Well, a lot of it had to do
with me. The whole Somali economy runs on fraud, in piracy.
It's part of their culture. It's no surprise that they
come here and continue with these customs. I'm sorry if
that hurts your feelings, but we're gonna call it what
it is. It's long.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I don't know if that kind of garbage in your
town or in your state or country.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
The average IQ in Somalia is sixty eight, which is
below the line for mental retardation.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Well are they owned? The inbread map? Pretty high? Had
now paty stay in pakistall the highest in the world.
I got about a seventy percent inbred. Right. We talked
about this like a week or two ago, and it
came up again yesterday as somebody put that global map
up and they said, now the Pakistan inbred that's that's major,
that's the biggest. But the entire Arab world of the
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Middle East, they're about fifty percent average. They fifty percent
of their marry their cousin.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, God, it's a shockingly high number. There you have
the low IQ. Meanwhile, seven out of ten Somalians live
in poverty. Their per capita GDP is one thousand dollars
the US is ninety thousand. Right, Somalia does not have
a functional waste management system. I'm going to repeat that
because they think it bears repeating. Oh what you know
how they pick up garbage outside your house once or
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twice a week. Somalia doesn't have that.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Are they talking about waste as in garbage or human waste?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Right? Both? Yeah. The tallest fully constructed building in the
country of Somalia is ten stories. So where is all
this Somalian excellence we're hearing about? Why did we need
to import this culture? And what is it doing for us?
It's a very good question. Now here's where this gets
a little trickier. Guys, there are around eighty thousand Somalians
in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Follow the bouncing ball here. I'm going to do some
math on the radio. Oh boy, we usually recommend we don't.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
If they contribute sixty seven million dollars in state and
local taxes, that means they each pay on average about
eight hundred bucks or so. Let me put that into perspective.
The average person in Minnesota pays anywhere from eight to
ten thousand dollars in state and local taxes. What this
means is Simalians are contributing more than ten times, less
to say nothing about the billions of dollars in fraud
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that's taking place in this community.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
As if you think they really even contributed eight hundred dollars,
I'll bet that some of them put in a dime.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
The media is trying to make it sound like the
Simalians contribute to the economy and it's good that we
have them here. In reality, the exact opposite is the truth.
And I'm starting to wonder why did this happen? Oh,
that's right. When George hw Bush was president, the neo
con Republicans, with help from the Democrats, went out waged
warren Somalia. We imported all their Third World crap. Now
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this is happening again, but they want to do it
in Venezuela. Uh huh. There's a handful of so called
Maga Republicans out there saying, no, we need to go
to war with Venezuela so we can send the Venezuelans
back there. That's the opposite of what happens. Well, I'm
sure we have learned our lesson. Sure. Yeah. No, if
this was a dating app, you would swipe left. Welnon
Johnson Show. We'll be right back.
It just occurred to me. I was supposed to do
halted deadlifts yesterday and I forgot. Instead I did thirty
chin ups, and I went home from the gym. And
I don't know why. It just occurred to me. Right now,
I didn't do you just walked in, did thirty chims
and then lyft. That's it. No. I came in first,
I squatted three hundred pounds, and then I did an
upright press one hundred and fifty pounds, and then when
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I was done with that, I was supposed to do
the halted deadlift, but I forgot what I wrote down,
and I did thirty chin ups, and I just went home.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought you had a coach that was supposed to
be keeping an eye on you over there.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I do. But he's a funny guy. We were cracking jokes,
we were yucking it up. Plus you distracted him from
his job. His name's Bob. He's actually a history teacher
during the day. Bob. Bob's a good guy. He is
he's one of my best friends. And then in the
evenings part time, he's a strength training coach. So he's
a brilliant guy. You sit there and he gives you
(00:51):
really weird facts about American and global history. Fascinating stuff. Ok,
because you're supposed to, you know, rest for two or
three minutes in between each of your sets that you do.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I guess you know, differ different ways of working out
different things. Some people like to go you know, like heavy,
low reps, a lot of rest. Some people like to
go lightweight, high reps and very little rest. Yeah, some
of us lift weights and then you probably do key goals, right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They're so funny. How aboudy noticed Kenny is funny? Thank
you very much. This emailer says, sometimes I think Kenny
tries too hard.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I do heard. I'm a hard work I try so hard.
Let it be natural. You know, you just try hard
when it's me because you try to make fun of me. Well,
on show that guy that wants to yell at Tom
Homan for doing his job. I'm just here doing my
job and you're yelling insults at me.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Just like that guy. You're like one of those one
of those.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Mob rebel rouser types that want crime to continue and
illegal aliens to flourish.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's what you're like. Well, if you don't want me
to try too hard, you may enjoy the comedy show
Saturday night at the Southern Star Brewing Company in Conrad.
He never tries at those. I won't be trying at
this one because I'm on a panel. I'm not performing. Ooh,
a panel. It's called Kill Jesse. It's kind of like
the Kill Tony comedy panel. There are no guys that
have been on that show. Yeah, they bring out. Yeah.
One of our former producers, Juggalo Tray's a whack job.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Is he making an astounding amount of money now at comedy.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He actually, I think he works as a ticket guy
at Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas, So he just sells
the tickets. Well, for an autistic kid in his late
twenties who's trying to make it in comedy, that's a
pretty big good. That's a good gig for him. Good
for him. Did he shave his head like I told him?
He ought to because he's a ginger?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is that why?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know? Because he's got hair that just like a tumbleweed. Yeah,
that's true. You just ought to get rid of that.
One of our former producers was terrible at his job.
His name was Trey juggleal O Tray. We used to
call him because he was a fan of the insane
clown possive, but he.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Had the wrong job. That's why he was bad at it.
You got to find the right fit. The guy that
runs the board for us down the hall. We have
probably two or three full time pretty here, but Evan
runs the board for us, a very good technical producer
and engineer. Grated his job knows which buttons to push when,
knows how to fix things when they break. Juggalo Tray
couldn't figure out how to operate the elevator.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Goes to his credit.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It took me a couple of days. They get used
to it. It's a complicated it's not like a regular elevator.
Almost any building I've ever been in except this one.
You go to the elevator, you push the button. When
it opens, you get in, you push the button, Yeah
to the floor you want to go on here, You
push the floor that you want to go to out
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in the lobby of the elevator area. You don't just
call it, you summon it for that specific floor that
when you get in, it already knows where you want
to go.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
See. I think you're being nice to Juggalo Tray because
while our elevator system in this building is unique because
it's so postmodern and contemporary, it still doesn't take a
genius to operate it. Whereas with Juggleo Tre he was
confused by everything, constantly effing up at his job, but
his saving grace was whenever he would screw something up
and everyone would go to get mad at him, he
(04:08):
would say the funniest thing you could say, and he
wasn't even trying and completely redeem himself. He definitely wasn't
trying too hard. Yeah, no, you're right. Anyway, Saturday, I'm
going to a wedding. But then after the wedding, I'm
gonna head over to this comedy show.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Are you gonna hicckle the bride and groom? Just kind
of warm up a little bit, you know?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No. In fact, I want to say congratulations to my
good buddy, Christian Collins of the Texas Youth Summit. He's something.
He's kind of like the Charlie Kirk of Texas Videos
naim keeper. He does. He's a beautiful wife that he
found and he.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Doesn't can he possibly have a wife if he's going
to get married tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well he's getting married, right, Okay, So this has a
beautiful fiance. See details matter? Okay, well it doesn't. I'm
gonna try to out him on the air Jack Reacher, now, yeah, exactly,
what's a couple of those shows. He's quite large. He's
a huge, hulky man, but he is gorge Okay, if
you want to bore everyone with semantics, the religious ceremonies tomorrow.
But when you marry someone, first you have to go
(05:06):
to a courthouse and get the paperwork, and whether you
like it or not, that's when you become married in
the eyes of the government. And I think they already
did that, so but what about the eyes of the Lord.
Isn't that more important? Obviously? I mean I obviously think so.
And anyway, they're getting married tomorrow. That's exciting. And then
after I'm done with that, I'm gonna swing by the
comedy show that Jesse Peyton's doing with a whole. It's
(05:26):
there's like a dozen comedians are gonna come out and
they're all competing to see who could be the funniest
next comic. They I'll talk over each other a lot. Yeah,
it'll be like this morning show. Yes exactly. Anyway, I'm
gonna judge him so I'm a small, meager part of that.
I'm not a big part of the show. I'll just
be hanging out drinking beers.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Jesse your buddy. You know, you're your ride or died
dude when you go into comedy tour. So you're obviously
gonna vote for him.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
As a judge. You're probably gonna say, Jesse's the funniest Yay.
Know why they're putting you on the panel. He's not
in the competition. He's the guy, he's the ringleader at
the competition. I'm on a panel with him. M yeah, yes,
he's the host and the the and I'll be judging
the comics with him.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What kind of MC isy uh hammer, Yeah, you gotta
be a young MC. You you gotta be you know something, EMC.
You can't just be Yeah, I'm here to MC to tank.
That's just out like you don't you're not even giving it.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You all.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, anyway, that's what I'm doing this weekend. That'll be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm gonna be watching football. I don't know about the
rest of you, but man, this is a now. Last
weekend was a great weekend for college football. Uh and
they all are, but the closer you get to the
end of the year, dang h C college football go away,
and I know we'll have it all the way up
to mid January. But these games this weekend are gonna
be gonna be some good ones too.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Are we doing sports? That sounds like he said, trying.
That's actual job. Yeah, you trying to take a black
man's job. What's your problem? Uh? Setting him up? How
dare you? Yeah? That's good? How do you You're trying
too hard? Belly? Yeah, yeah, I quit trying so hard.
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Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, but I think after that year that'll go away.
That's that's silliness.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The Supreme Court has already judged on that Texas redistricting.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, this ruled. They already said fu to the appellate
court that tried to overturn the new redistrict new map.
Yeah we do, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So then that little gal we interviewed a couple of
weeks ago, she can still run in her new district.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yes, she can. You're talking about Alex Miller. She's a
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Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah all right, So first of all, Lines beat Cowboys
last night forty four to thirty. Cowboys made a run
for it, but they just never could quite get there.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So there's that situation. Sorry Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Now there's some great NFL games coming up on Sunday.
Matter of fact, that the Chiefs and the Texans got
that special Sunday night seven twenty Central time start, so
this is gonna be fun to watch them. And the
Texans have a better record right now than the Chiefs.
Chiefs know if they have any hope making the playoffs. Playoffs,
(08:52):
that's right, didn't they got to whoop the Texans. But
the Texans know they need this too, So we're gonna
see just how to rolled out.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
But yeah, redneck right, this is a great.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Weekend for college football, partly because one of the things
you're gonna be seeing a lot of is the championships
of the different conferences and all. There's some different conferences
SEC Championship. You know that Alabama and Georgia, and that's
at three o'clock tomorrow Central time, before o'clock and over
(09:25):
there in Atlanta. So Georgia Alabama and they are ten
and two and eleven and one. Numbers three for Georgia,
number nine ranking for Alabama. But that ain't the only ones.
Look at this. We got North Texas versus two Lane
in the American Athletic Conference Championship. You got UNLV versus
Boise State. That means they get to play on the
(09:47):
blue Field tomorrow night. So that's the Mountain West, the
Big twelve Championship BYU versus Texas Tech. Yeah, Texas Tech
number four in the country right now, So they gonna
be playing the first thing in the morning, right after
game day at eleven o'clock. Oh but Big ten Championship,
(10:09):
Ohio State number one versus Indiana number two. I hadn't
seen Indiana play a liquor football all year long? Why
would I down here?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah? Who?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But they all ring number two consistently, you know, winning,
and they twelve and oh Ohio state number one and
they also twelve, and oh yeah, but don't you kind
of hate those places? Well, yeah, you wouldn't want to
eat food in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You know. They their favorite food is chili with beans
on macaroni.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well, I'm not going I'm just gonna watch it from
my own damn couch. Which better food? Yeah, you know
that's right. So we got all that going on, and
speaking of game day for the SEC Championship and all that,
Lane Kiffin gonna be a special guest on game day
tomorrow from Atlanta, and so we see what all he
got to say about that on the team. Mississippi State
(11:01):
you know, they athletic director called him out. He said,
men that will.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Belid to y'all.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He belived to y'all about you know, what we said
he could or could not do. And then they gonna
probably say some things about what the future LSU football
looked like.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But it's kind of amazing. There's this line that separates
Louisiana and Mississippi. It's called the state border. Oh yeah,
and if you shot one of those, if you stand
on one side of it, they love Lane Kiffin. They
think he's the coolest guy who ever lived. And then
you cross over that line and people are calling for
his head on a spike. Oh they're very upset. Yeah.
Over here in Texas, we're kind of indifferent about the
(11:36):
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You think they would have gotten used to it because
Lane Kiffin has a little bit of a history of
bouncing around like he did.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Apparently. One thing that's unique about him that differs between
him and a lot of other people in professional football.
He likes money.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Really Yeah, I wonder if the other coaches will start
catching on to that.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Most of them don't seem to care as much about it. So, yeah,
that's right. Last, this is the Walton and Johnson show
man leading it.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Down, just lay down, break down on a hot slide
of town. Am I right that it's a good song?
Did you know Stevie Wondered does a cover of this?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No way? Yeah, I'd love to hear it sometime. It's
not as good as the original, but it's pretty good.
You know, it's not bad. Hey, kids, thanks for turning
on your radio and joining us. We got a locko
on on this morning, and we're gonna just crash right
into it. It's gonna get retarded, right, Tim Walls through.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
This creates danger and I'll tell you what, in my
time on this, I'd never seen this before. People driving
my house, by my house and using the R word
run of people.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
This is shameful. People are driving past Tim Wall's house
and screaming you're retarded. And does he does he realize
that they're talking about him? Yeah? He thinks because Donald
Trump called him a retard. The President called I'm a retard.
We can say it. Now, get over it. That's right. Sorry,
write your angry emails if you want. It still sounds
(13:05):
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It seems out of context for me to say this,
but it just seems so gay when you say the
R word, Oh, the R.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Word, And that reminds me we should be allowed to
say the F word now too. I'm gonna say it
right now. Fear, Oh fear. Tim Walls wants you to fit.
It's a four letter F word. He wants you to fear.
The President of the United States of America. So he
calls Donald Trump a Nazi. But Donald Trump calls him
a retard.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Uh huh, And now it's okay to call him a Nazi.
But oh, don't use the R word.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Guess which group of people is experiencing the most amount
of violence directed towards them? The people being called retards
are the people being called Nazis?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh God, I hate these guessing games. I've so complicated
these days. Who can ever figure it out?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I think you know the answer. Now. We never predicted
that we would reach this level of dumb, blind, death
and retarded. Well, what about garbage? How do they feel
about that? They call us garbage? Nazis?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I think, but he called ilhan Omar and all the
Somalians garbage, and we got to get that garbage out
of our country. And apparently, oh, that's that's upsetting. Oh
my God, I'm so glad you reminded me of this. Okay,
so ilhan Omar is doing an interview. She's on CNN.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
They ask her, why do you think fraud in Minnesota
is so common? They're talking about the Somalian community and
the billion dollars plus that they lost. Now, y'all know,
I cannot stand Jake Tapper, but once in a while
he does his job correctly. Here he is interviewing ilhan Omar.
Listen to her loss for words.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Can you shed any light on why the fraud got
so out of control in Minnesota?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I think what happened is that, you know, when you
have these kind of new programs that are designed to
help people, you're oftentimes relying on third parties to be
able to facilitate and I just think.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That a lot of them. All right, guys, you understand
how this happens. Samalians have committed one hundred percent of
the major fraud cases that have come to life in
the past few years in that state. Hundreds of millions,
if not billions of tax dollars were stolen. Many of
those dollars were sent back to Somalia to fund terrorism.
You can see why she's so skinny. Now, apparently she
just eats word salads all day long. Is il Han
(15:23):
saying the governments pus him at us obviously, Peterma, Yeah,
she's got an eating disorder.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
She's better at it, I think, and better being worse
for us than Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Is Ilhan saying the government is at fault for not
telling Somali's that stealing is bad.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
She actually didn't say anything. That's the great thing about
the words that she put together. There are some people
doing some things, and there's some programs that are a
programmed to help the people do some things.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And so that's really the way I see it. Okay,
here's where this gets a little tricky, guys. I don't
know if you've heard this or not, but high trust
cultures don't need quote unquote guard rails. That's the point.
There were guardrails, whistle blowers came forward, and standard procedures
were ignored. She introduced the bill that allowed all this
fraud to happen. Did she remind Jacob that? Do you
(16:15):
know she didn't bring that up. No, you just heard
the SoundBite, guys. I didn't think I heard her say
anything about Well, a lot of it had to do
with me. The whole Somali economy runs on fraud, in piracy.
It's part of their culture. It's no surprise that they
come here and continue with these customs. I'm sorry if
that hurts your feelings, but we're gonna call it what
it is. It's long.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I don't know if that kind of garbage in your
town or in your state or country.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
The average IQ in Somalia is sixty eight, which is
below the line for mental retardation.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Well are they owned? The inbread map? Pretty high? Had
now paty stay in pakistall the highest in the world.
I got about a seventy percent inbred. Right. We talked
about this like a week or two ago, and it
came up again yesterday as somebody put that global map
up and they said, now the Pakistan inbred that's that's major,
that's the biggest. But the entire Arab world of the
(17:04):
Middle East, they're about fifty percent average. They fifty percent
of their marry their cousin.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, God, it's a shockingly high number. There you have
the low IQ. Meanwhile, seven out of ten Somalians live
in poverty. Their per capita GDP is one thousand dollars
the US is ninety thousand. Right, Somalia does not have
a functional waste management system. I'm going to repeat that
because they think it bears repeating. Oh what you know
how they pick up garbage outside your house once or
(17:31):
twice a week. Somalia doesn't have that.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Are they talking about waste as in garbage or human waste?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Right? Both? Yeah. The tallest fully constructed building in the
country of Somalia is ten stories. So where is all
this Somalian excellence we're hearing about? Why did we need
to import this culture? And what is it doing for us?
It's a very good question. Now here's where this gets
a little trickier. Guys, there are around eighty thousand Somalians
in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Follow the bouncing ball here. I'm going to do some
math on the radio. Oh boy, we usually recommend we don't.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
If they contribute sixty seven million dollars in state and
local taxes, that means they each pay on average about
eight hundred bucks or so. Let me put that into perspective.
The average person in Minnesota pays anywhere from eight to
ten thousand dollars in state and local taxes. What this
means is Simalians are contributing more than ten times, less
to say nothing about the billions of dollars in fraud
(18:23):
that's taking place in this community.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
As if you think they really even contributed eight hundred dollars,
I'll bet that some of them put in a dime.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
The media is trying to make it sound like the
Simalians contribute to the economy and it's good that we
have them here. In reality, the exact opposite is the truth.
And I'm starting to wonder why did this happen? Oh,
that's right. When George hw Bush was president, the neo
con Republicans, with help from the Democrats, went out waged
warren Somalia. We imported all their Third World crap. Now
(18:53):
this is happening again, but they want to do it
in Venezuela. Uh huh. There's a handful of so called
Maga Republicans out there saying, no, we need to go
to war with Venezuela so we can send the Venezuelans
back there. That's the opposite of what happens. Well, I'm
sure we have learned our lesson. Sure. Yeah. No, if
this was a dating app, you would swipe left. Welnon
Johnson Show. We'll be right back.
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