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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So this time of year, there are lots of news
stories about porch pirates, kind of like howevery October there's
a lot of news stories about how to figure out
if someone is giving your child designer drugs with their
Halloween candy.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I wonder if I could get in on that Halloween.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't think the designer drug thing happens as often
as people think. I don't know why someone would spend
thousands of dollars to give edibles or you know, mescalin
or ecstasy or whatever to local children.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
What would be the point? Finnl Oh, that's right. You
can't get no finnel no more cause of damn troll
blowing up hold of damp fenl Thanks mister l crazy.
Well anyway, this man, that's true, Thank you, mister oll.
But the porch pirate thing is real.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
There's a lot of stories today from all over the country,
every community, every corner of the nation, where people are
out stealing stuff off of people's patios, their porches, their mailboxes.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
People know this is the time of year. You're splurging.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You saved a little money so you could get Grandma
the remote control Predator drone.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
She always wanted you know, Grandma loves her predator drones.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Don't spoil everybody surprised by telling them what we're getting them.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So we had asked the question eight six six.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I love wj any clever ideas on how to deal
with porch pirates. Any interesting stories or anecdotes to share
with us about your own personal experiences? Eric, and Mississippi
claims he has one. Go ahead, Eric, what do you
got for us?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yeah, I'm a clever idea. I live in a largely
republican state, republican county, republican city, so I've never had
an issue with porch pirate so far. That goes, Yeah,
I'd definitely recommend.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's actually a good point.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, Eric's lack of a comment was actually weirdly a
good comment. So all right, let's go to northwest Georgia,
where our buddy Dale, the educated hillbilly is on the line.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Dale, share with us your wisdom, brother.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Grain Bins. I don't really know what the problem is
with the rest of this mad Mags world and all
you communists controls, cities and such, but we don't have
that problem here. I mean, you've got your occasional nuugh monkey,
you know, lot trash to go around stealing somebody's air
compressor or something off their porch. But you know, generally,
(02:13):
by you know, you come back in my neck of
the woods, everybody knows everybody, and everybody minds their own
and people that know, well they just fafo. That's pretty
much how it is here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Ufafo bubba.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I tell you what, maybe somebody is sitting there waiting
for it with an a R style weapon, you know,
because that's what's going to be written in the news later.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's what that right, Hey, Dale, while you're on the line.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Dale's one of our regular listeners and he's part of
our online community of the people that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Follow us on x dell.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You saw that video of the Somali woman and the
Cinnabon worker screaming obscenities and racial slurs at each other.
What did you think about that up there in Minnesota?
Can't people just get along at Christmas time?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, you know, these invaders and such. I guess they've
been naturalized by Brandon and we're apparently stuck with them.
And we just need to pray, and I encourage prayer
and worship, and hopefully God will deliver us from this
(03:24):
communist revolution that's going on hot end with the Muslims
and all these other deep state New World Order activists.
Whether it's you know, I don't know, it's it's it's
just a disaster.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I agree with Dale. I think it's a disaster too.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What are the lgbtqs and the Islamo fascists have in common?
In the shorting answer is Marxism, because they don't have
anything else in common.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
If you do take his advice and you, you know,
pray on it, make sure you do it in private
so you don't get your head good off.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All right, boy, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Lately, I have felt like the one thing preventing me
from praying more is the fear that my Islamic brethren
here in our community may come and chop my head off.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
There seems to be some natural built in tension there
amongst the Muslim community. I'm sorry, Muslim, you have to
say it like ilmars Muslim, Muslim.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, it's like the leg of a moose. It's the Muslim.
And then once the other thing she said, the secretary
of eggs, What was that?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I still, I know, I know she probably didn't mean eggs,
you know, like you know, you know, from from chickens
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think she's talking about the Secretary of Agriculture, which
is Brook Rawlins, but that's not what she says. She
says eggs for some reason, and it just sounds crazy anyway.
Eight six six. I love WJA. You want to get
in on this, you can give us a call. Don't
steal things off people's porches, is the gist of this.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, just can everyone just be normal? For crying out loud?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm so sick of the weird, bizarre behavior every corner
and crevices of this country.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It seems everyone's lost their dang mind lately.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, I ought to take care of it. Kenny said,
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I know. I don't think anybody's gonna do it now.
It's like telling a woman to calm down.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It seems to make sense in my head, but then
when it comes out of my mouth, it just makes
everything worse.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
For some reason. Sometimes it doesn't work now, which certainly doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeh, damn and pray, go to church, calm down, be
nice to people, just you know, and if someone doesn't
want to be bothered, leave them alone for crying out loud.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I mean, you know, is that so much to ask? Jeez, Louise,
Enough is enough around here? All right?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I like these competing headlines. This is like the headline
versus what it should have said, An eleven foot robocops
statue was unveiled in Detroit this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
What it should have said was an eleven foot RoboCop
statue was stolen in Detroit this weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Wait, really, someone stolen it's Detroit. Okay, I thought you were.
We're getting out in front of this one. I understand
your point.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Is a stand up comedian, I think you should respect
the punchline and not question it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
See I'm a professional comedian. You're a hairstylistic. I'm not
trying to give people crew cuts. Why are you stepping
on my toes, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, that's a good question. I feel awful. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm gonna I'm gonna put all the stuff back on
your porch that I took.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's all right, I forgive you.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Coming up in a little bit, the mystery of the
blue bracelets. We're gonna tell you about it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's a thing. Blue bracelets are a thing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now in the meantime, the view claims Trump never laughs
and says that's what dictators do. I feel like Trump
laughs all the time. He's the funniest president of our lifetime.
But it makes us laugh, Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
So what happens is he has no he has no
armed armory for a comedian humiliating him. If you have
to be self aware, I mean Obama perfect example of
someone who is funny and self effacing.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You've never seen Trump laugh, right, I mean, if.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You see him laugh, it's you know, it's it's someone else's.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Well, one of his.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Relatives role is that his dad saw laughter and smiling
his weakness.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Because laughing isn't a moment.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Where are they getting this from? Just making this stuff up?
I feel like Trump laughs and smiles all the time.
How gated is your news outlet that they prevent you
from ever seeing the president's smile?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And well, if he's laughing, he's laughing at someone else's experience.
Isn't comedy basically always at somebody's experience.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
There's two forms of comedy, right, making fun of someone
else or making fun of yourself. I guess there's play
on words that'd be a Third, there's a few forms
of comedy, But my point is making fun of someone
is a big part of comedy. Of course, Yeah, I
mean Trump. Trump does make fun of himself, by the way,
makes fun of their people. He makes fun of weird words,
he makes fun of the way he talks. Trump is,
(07:45):
whether you like it or not, the funniest president we've
ever had.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
No Obama, the view says of Bama's funny.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did he ever make you laugh? You didn't. You didn't
tell that joke?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I told him. Trump is not. Obama's not the funniest president,
and he might be the most smug. He's He's definitely
the most violent president of our lifetime. Just look at
his record here in the twenty first century. If you
didn't like George W. Bush's manned aircrafts, multiply the casualty
kill count by twenty two.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's how many.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's how many casualties innocent people were killed by Barack
Obama's drone war. I feel like the manned aircraft's, as
awful as they were, were vastly better than Barack Obama
sending robots into the sky to kill people.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, see, he can order fly somebody fly drome. But
he can fly plaing right, I'm pretty sure. And then no,
well that's it. Yeah, he'd give a bunch of teenagers
adderall and have them do it. And then every time
he'd drone bombs some little village somewhere or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Everyone felt good about it for a few minutes. But
that little orphan that crawled out from the rubble became
the new caliphate commander. Every one of those orphans became
a new terrorist. It was like, wow, just by getting
involved there, we're making this much worse for us. It's
costing us money, the world hates us, and then for
some reason, we're in poor these monsters after we destroy
their villages so they could destroy our communities.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Okay, so what what what which side you going on?
You're gonna lean on here? They said, If we uh,
if we go over to the Middle East and and
we we kill some of these horrible monsters that are,
you know, running their terrorist act over there, that just
creates more terrorists. Because when that little kid grows up
(09:25):
and finds out America killed my daddy, right, I'm gonna
be a terrorist now.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, why is a redneck? But I agree with your point.
Just so are so the option.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
The other option is to just let them continue to
be terrorists.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, if they're killing each other, great, if they attack
us that it's not about who they're killing, it's who
killed them.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
When we kill the leader of al Qaida, sure, okay,
that leader's family and and everybody that's following him, they said,
America killed our leader. Now we're all going to be
more terrorists than we were gonna be before.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Are let him keep being an al Qaeda leader? No?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
How about no, how about you step up and become
the next terrorist leader?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Maybe we kill you too.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, Well, this is where this gets a little challenging
to understand. The leader of Siria right now was the
leader of al Qaeda, so that's tricky, and now we're
friends with him. So okay, Well, Donald Trump is the
whole piece. Through strength idea is supposed to be, we
build up the biggest army we can to protect us,
(10:32):
and we let the rest of the world fem for themselves.
I know that sounds selfish, but it seems to be
the most logical solution right now to making America a
better place.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well, maybe Trump is pulling one of them dudes like that.
Guy named after the Sun. Okay, Chris keep you keep
your enemies closer?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh Sun Chi or Son? Yeah that guy Sonny Boy, Yeah,
maybe he is. That's a good point. That's a pretty
good book.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
The Art of War? Is that what it's called. Yeah,
that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I may make a good Christmas gift. Maybe we should
sell that at I love WJ dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But well you've ruined my surprise.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Thanks Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Less than an hour, just after the top of the hour,
it'll be this day in history and the celebrity birthdays.
The reason I bring that up is because, well, we
weren't here for Pearl Harbor Day yesterday eighty four years
ago that so many thousands of people were killed in
a surprise attack. And then today, on this day in history,
(11:35):
John Lennon shot and killed forty five years ago, this
very day at the Dakota Hotel. You know how that
hotel or the building, the Dakota, it's a not a hotel.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You know that guy's name. I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It's one of those stories that you know, it's part
of a New York legend. Everybody else was living and
building up New York from the southern Tip, working their
way north, just the tip, just the tip. And they
were all living down there in that South, you know,
a long time ago in the South, and some real estate,
(12:12):
some builder, you know, some entrepreneur, decided he was going
to build a big high rise building way up there.
I don't know exactly what you know. Numbered street it is,
let's say the eighties. It's up in the eighties along
Central Park. That's how it works. They're numbered. And the
(12:32):
people that scoffed and made fun of the guy that
was building the building said, well, that's so far out
of the city it might as well be in the
Dakotas because it's a long way off. I don't think
you're getting it, are you. No, it made perfect change,
and so.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
They named it the Dakota.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I understand everything you just said. I you know, I
enjoyed the story.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It was good. I just didn't want to interrupt you
while you were telling it. Well, they was so sweet
of you.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Well, I am a sweet guy, you know, unlike these Soviets.
Have you heard about them?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Are you sure the Soviets are the ones that are
being unsweet? From what I hear from Trump, it's the
Zelensky and his people that are not being sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I find that both of the leaders of both of
those nations are steaming file piles of douchebags.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But this actually isn't about that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
This is an update to another story we've been covering
out of the Soviet Union former Soviet States involving the
blue Chernobyl dogs.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh yeah, the blue dogs. Those are popular paintings.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Uh sorry, well, no, this is about well, I know
there are many different kinds of blue dogs, the blue
dogs of New Orleans, and of course the moderate Democrats
of the late twentieth century some things so prizing.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Stray dogs living in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone whose fur
turned bright blue. Likely got their color, according to researchers,
from rolling in a tipped over porta potty. According to
people doing research there.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yew, that's worst and being radioactive.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right. We had been looking at pictures of these blue dogs,
literally bright blue dogs from the Chernobyl area, and everybody
had wondered if it was some kind of radiation or
nuclear fallout that caused them to turn bright blue. And
people that work in the area helping out stray dogs
say actually that's probably not the case. The per winkle
pooches went viral in October after pictures of three dogs
(14:23):
of blue fur were shared on Facebook by a group
called Dogs of Chernobyl.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
The dogs will.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Roll into some nasty stuff. I'm sure you know, Milton
does em frankly. I do once in a while, too, sure. Anyway,
this group cares for strays living around the site of
the nineteen eighty six nuclear disaster in Ukraine. Now, one
of the scientists behind the program has spoken out after
rumors spread that the hounds turned blue because the radioactive mutations.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
He says the initial reports by CFF on TikTok spotd
flurry of social media commentary suggesting that these might be
responsible for the radiation in the area, and he's gone, Cami, God,
what's happened to you?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Sun?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Some everything out of it suggested the radiation Tommy mutations
some form of evolutionary adoption to local environment.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But no, he's just porta potty fluid nasty.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, they're just rolling around in blue chemicals from a
portable toilet, which is actually kind of hilarious. There's a
photo of the blue ones next to the blonde ones
and It kind of makes it obvious how it happened
when you look at pictures of both of them. Look,
what do you think would happen if one of these
blond ones jumped in the porta potty water?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It looked like one of those blue ones.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, it looks like they did more than just roll
around in it though. I mean they look like they
were completely dipped.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
And you know what, as a dog lover, they're both adorable,
aren't Those cute dogs?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Are have blue dogs, but they're not that blue. They're
just called blue healers. You wouldn't know about that, but
they're not that blue. These dogs are like really blue. Well,
you know, while we're on the dog news. Oh I
thought while we were on Russia news.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Okay, we could do that too, but I feel like
the dog news. I've got this video this crazy woman
at a dog park. Billyett and I watched this during
commercial break. Did you see this woman?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Billy had?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, she's just.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
A typical old white lady who doesn't have a lick
of sense between her ears. That skull is just solid,
It's just rock solid. All the way through.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
There's this white woman at a dog park talking about
how she can't take her dog to the dog park
without getting suspicious of all the white people around here
in case they voted for Trump.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And she's making it.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Sound like she's living in obviously, you know, fascist Germany
the nineteen forties.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
They're coming for her next as soon as they round
up all the so called illegals.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, not mentioning the fact that, if in fact the
Trump administration was the Nazi regime, you wouldn't be able.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
To post videos like this to TikTok familiar.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
I am experiencing this unfamiliar feeling, and I wondered if
anyone else has been feeling this way. So I'm at
the dog park and I feel so so mistrustful, like
I don't know who's on my side and who's on
the other side. I mean, I know we're gonna start
(17:12):
wearing the blue bracelets.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And I think that will help, but.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Like, does anyone else feel that? I just have this
fundamental mistrust, Like I'm just looking at everyone, going, are
you part of why this happens?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Are you a safe person?
Speaker 7 (17:26):
Like? I can only imagine how the marginalized communities are
feeling right now.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
The marginalized.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, to get back to your point, what do you
think this woman would do if she did live in
a war zone like the Russian Ukraine border.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
You wouldn't be up there flapping her big mouth on
the internet there would she?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
All right, what's the latest on that, oh, in.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
The Russia thing? Yeah, well, Trump's a little upset with Zelensky.
They all got together and they come up with a
new peace proposal, and according to Trump, Zelensky's people they're
pretty cool. Is it looks like maybe Russia is even
pretty cool with it?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And he he.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Rings up ol Vladimir there and he's like, well, looks
like we might have some peace here. What do you
think Zelenski hadn't even read it, didn't even bother.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
To read it.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
They spent the whole weekend working on a piece plan,
and Zelensky's like, I guess I'll have to get around
to taking a look at that here pretty soon, but
he was busy.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I saw the same report and it claimed that Zelensky's
people liked the idea, but ABC News reported it as
though this was a peace proposal written by Russia. And
I just want to remind everybody that Zelensky does not
want this war to end. No if the war ends,
there's going to be another election in Ukraine. There are
no elections right now because of the war. And if
they had another election, do you think he would win?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No. No, a lot of chance, not even a little bit.
This like evidence. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
So this time of year, there are lots of news
stories about porch pirates, kind of like howevery October there's
a lot of news stories about how to figure out
if someone is giving your child designer drugs with their
Halloween candy.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I wonder if I could get in on that Halloween.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't think the designer drug thing happens as often
as people think. I don't know why someone would spend
thousands of dollars to give edibles or you know, mescalin
or ecstasy or whatever to local children.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
What would be the point? Finnl Oh, that's right. You
can't get no finnel no more cause of damn troll
blowing up hold of damp fenl Thanks mister l crazy.
Well anyway, this man, that's true, Thank you, mister oll.
But the porch pirate thing is real.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
There's a lot of stories today from all over the country,
every community, every corner of the nation, where people are
out stealing stuff off of people's patios, their porches, their mailboxes.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
People know this is the time of year. You're splurging.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You saved a little money so you could get Grandma
the remote control Predator drone.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
She always wanted you know, Grandma loves her predator drones.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Don't spoil everybody surprised by telling them what we're getting them.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So we had asked the question eight six six.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I love wj any clever ideas on how to deal
with porch pirates. Any interesting stories or anecdotes to share
with us about your own personal experiences? Eric, and Mississippi
claims he has one. Go ahead, Eric, what do you
got for us?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yeah, I'm a clever idea. I live in a largely
republican state, republican county, republican city, so I've never had
an issue with porch pirate so far. That goes, Yeah,
I'd definitely recommend.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's actually a good point.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, Eric's lack of a comment was actually weirdly a
good comment. So all right, let's go to northwest Georgia,
where our buddy Dale, the educated hillbilly is on the line.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Dale, share with us your wisdom, brother.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Grain Bins. I don't really know what the problem is
with the rest of this mad Mags world and all
you communists controls, cities and such, but we don't have
that problem here. I mean, you've got your occasional nuugh monkey,
you know, lot trash to go around stealing somebody's air
compressor or something off their porch. But you know, generally,
(02:13):
by you know, you come back in my neck of
the woods, everybody knows everybody, and everybody minds their own
and people that know, well they just fafo. That's pretty
much how it is here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Ufafo bubba.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I tell you what, maybe somebody is sitting there waiting
for it with an a R style weapon, you know,
because that's what's going to be written in the news later.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's what that right, Hey, Dale, while you're on the line.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Dale's one of our regular listeners and he's part of
our online community of the people that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Follow us on x dell.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You saw that video of the Somali woman and the
Cinnabon worker screaming obscenities and racial slurs at each other.
What did you think about that up there in Minnesota?
Can't people just get along at Christmas time?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, you know, these invaders and such. I guess they've
been naturalized by Brandon and we're apparently stuck with them.
And we just need to pray, and I encourage prayer
and worship, and hopefully God will deliver us from this
(03:24):
communist revolution that's going on hot end with the Muslims
and all these other deep state New World Order activists.
Whether it's you know, I don't know, it's it's it's
just a disaster.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I agree with Dale. I think it's a disaster too.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What are the lgbtqs and the Islamo fascists have in common?
In the shorting answer is Marxism, because they don't have
anything else in common.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
If you do take his advice and you, you know,
pray on it, make sure you do it in private
so you don't get your head good off.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All right, boy, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Lately, I have felt like the one thing preventing me
from praying more is the fear that my Islamic brethren
here in our community may come and chop my head off.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
There seems to be some natural built in tension there
amongst the Muslim community. I'm sorry, Muslim, you have to
say it like ilmars Muslim, Muslim.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, it's like the leg of a moose. It's the Muslim.
And then once the other thing she said, the secretary
of eggs, What was that?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I still, I know, I know she probably didn't mean eggs,
you know, like you know, you know, from from chickens
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think she's talking about the Secretary of Agriculture, which
is Brook Rawlins, but that's not what she says. She
says eggs for some reason, and it just sounds crazy anyway.
Eight six six. I love WJA. You want to get
in on this, you can give us a call. Don't
steal things off people's porches, is the gist of this.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, just can everyone just be normal? For crying out loud?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm so sick of the weird, bizarre behavior every corner
and crevices of this country.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It seems everyone's lost their dang mind lately.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, I ought to take care of it. Kenny said,
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I know. I don't think anybody's gonna do it now.
It's like telling a woman to calm down.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It seems to make sense in my head, but then
when it comes out of my mouth, it just makes
everything worse.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
For some reason. Sometimes it doesn't work now, which certainly doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeh, damn and pray, go to church, calm down, be
nice to people, just you know, and if someone doesn't
want to be bothered, leave them alone for crying out loud.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I mean, you know, is that so much to ask? Jeez, Louise,
Enough is enough around here? All right?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I like these competing headlines. This is like the headline
versus what it should have said, An eleven foot robocops
statue was unveiled in Detroit this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
What it should have said was an eleven foot RoboCop
statue was stolen in Detroit this weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Wait, really, someone stolen it's Detroit. Okay, I thought you were.
We're getting out in front of this one. I understand
your point.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Is a stand up comedian, I think you should respect
the punchline and not question it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
See I'm a professional comedian. You're a hairstylistic. I'm not
trying to give people crew cuts. Why are you stepping
on my toes, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, that's a good question. I feel awful. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm gonna I'm gonna put all the stuff back on
your porch that I took.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's all right, I forgive you.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Coming up in a little bit, the mystery of the
blue bracelets. We're gonna tell you about it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's a thing. Blue bracelets are a thing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now in the meantime, the view claims Trump never laughs
and says that's what dictators do. I feel like Trump
laughs all the time. He's the funniest president of our lifetime.
But it makes us laugh, Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
So what happens is he has no he has no
armed armory for a comedian humiliating him. If you have
to be self aware, I mean Obama perfect example of
someone who is funny and self effacing.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You've never seen Trump laugh, right, I mean, if.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You see him laugh, it's you know, it's it's someone else's.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Well, one of his.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Relatives role is that his dad saw laughter and smiling
his weakness.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Because laughing isn't a moment.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Where are they getting this from? Just making this stuff up?
I feel like Trump laughs and smiles all the time.
How gated is your news outlet that they prevent you
from ever seeing the president's smile?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And well, if he's laughing, he's laughing at someone else's experience.
Isn't comedy basically always at somebody's experience.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
There's two forms of comedy, right, making fun of someone
else or making fun of yourself. I guess there's play
on words that'd be a Third, there's a few forms
of comedy, But my point is making fun of someone
is a big part of comedy. Of course, Yeah, I
mean Trump. Trump does make fun of himself, by the way,
makes fun of their people. He makes fun of weird words,
he makes fun of the way he talks. Trump is,
(07:45):
whether you like it or not, the funniest president we've
ever had.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
No Obama, the view says of Bama's funny.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did he ever make you laugh? You didn't. You didn't
tell that joke?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I told him. Trump is not. Obama's not the funniest president,
and he might be the most smug. He's He's definitely
the most violent president of our lifetime. Just look at
his record here in the twenty first century. If you
didn't like George W. Bush's manned aircrafts, multiply the casualty
kill count by twenty two.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's how many.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's how many casualties innocent people were killed by Barack
Obama's drone war. I feel like the manned aircraft's, as
awful as they were, were vastly better than Barack Obama
sending robots into the sky to kill people.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, see, he can order fly somebody fly drome. But
he can fly plaing right, I'm pretty sure. And then no,
well that's it. Yeah, he'd give a bunch of teenagers
adderall and have them do it. And then every time
he'd drone bombs some little village somewhere or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Everyone felt good about it for a few minutes. But
that little orphan that crawled out from the rubble became
the new caliphate commander. Every one of those orphans became
a new terrorist. It was like, wow, just by getting
involved there, we're making this much worse for us. It's
costing us money, the world hates us, and then for
some reason, we're in poor these monsters after we destroy
their villages so they could destroy our communities.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Okay, so what what what which side you going on?
You're gonna lean on here? They said, If we uh,
if we go over to the Middle East and and
we we kill some of these horrible monsters that are,
you know, running their terrorist act over there, that just
creates more terrorists. Because when that little kid grows up
(09:25):
and finds out America killed my daddy, right, I'm gonna
be a terrorist now.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, why is a redneck? But I agree with your point.
Just so are so the option.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
The other option is to just let them continue to
be terrorists.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, if they're killing each other, great, if they attack
us that it's not about who they're killing, it's who
killed them.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
When we kill the leader of al Qaida, sure, okay,
that leader's family and and everybody that's following him, they said,
America killed our leader. Now we're all going to be
more terrorists than we were gonna be before.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Are let him keep being an al Qaeda leader? No?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
How about no, how about you step up and become
the next terrorist leader?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Maybe we kill you too.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, Well, this is where this gets a little challenging
to understand. The leader of Siria right now was the
leader of al Qaeda, so that's tricky, and now we're
friends with him. So okay, Well, Donald Trump is the
whole piece. Through strength idea is supposed to be, we
build up the biggest army we can to protect us,
(10:32):
and we let the rest of the world fem for themselves.
I know that sounds selfish, but it seems to be
the most logical solution right now to making America a
better place.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well, maybe Trump is pulling one of them dudes like that.
Guy named after the Sun. Okay, Chris keep you keep
your enemies closer?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh Sun Chi or Son? Yeah that guy Sonny Boy, Yeah,
maybe he is. That's a good point. That's a pretty
good book.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
The Art of War? Is that what it's called. Yeah,
that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I may make a good Christmas gift. Maybe we should
sell that at I love WJ dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But well you've ruined my surprise.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Thanks Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Less than an hour, just after the top of the hour,
it'll be this day in history and the celebrity birthdays.
The reason I bring that up is because, well, we
weren't here for Pearl Harbor Day yesterday eighty four years
ago that so many thousands of people were killed in
a surprise attack. And then today, on this day in history,
(11:35):
John Lennon shot and killed forty five years ago, this
very day at the Dakota Hotel. You know how that
hotel or the building, the Dakota, it's a not a hotel.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You know that guy's name. I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It's one of those stories that you know, it's part
of a New York legend. Everybody else was living and
building up New York from the southern Tip, working their
way north, just the tip, just the tip. And they
were all living down there in that South, you know,
a long time ago in the South, and some real estate,
(12:12):
some builder, you know, some entrepreneur, decided he was going
to build a big high rise building way up there.
I don't know exactly what you know. Numbered street it is,
let's say the eighties. It's up in the eighties along
Central Park. That's how it works. They're numbered. And the
(12:32):
people that scoffed and made fun of the guy that
was building the building said, well, that's so far out
of the city it might as well be in the
Dakotas because it's a long way off. I don't think
you're getting it, are you. No, it made perfect change,
and so.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
They named it the Dakota.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I understand everything you just said. I you know, I
enjoyed the story.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It was good. I just didn't want to interrupt you
while you were telling it. Well, they was so sweet
of you.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Well, I am a sweet guy, you know, unlike these Soviets.
Have you heard about them?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Are you sure the Soviets are the ones that are
being unsweet? From what I hear from Trump, it's the
Zelensky and his people that are not being sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I find that both of the leaders of both of
those nations are steaming file piles of douchebags.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But this actually isn't about that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
This is an update to another story we've been covering
out of the Soviet Union former Soviet States involving the
blue Chernobyl dogs.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh yeah, the blue dogs. Those are popular paintings.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Uh sorry, well, no, this is about well, I know
there are many different kinds of blue dogs, the blue
dogs of New Orleans, and of course the moderate Democrats
of the late twentieth century some things so prizing.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Stray dogs living in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone whose fur
turned bright blue. Likely got their color, according to researchers,
from rolling in a tipped over porta potty. According to
people doing research there.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yew, that's worst and being radioactive.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right. We had been looking at pictures of these blue dogs,
literally bright blue dogs from the Chernobyl area, and everybody
had wondered if it was some kind of radiation or
nuclear fallout that caused them to turn bright blue. And
people that work in the area helping out stray dogs
say actually that's probably not the case. The per winkle
pooches went viral in October after pictures of three dogs
(14:23):
of blue fur were shared on Facebook by a group
called Dogs of Chernobyl.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
The dogs will.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Roll into some nasty stuff. I'm sure you know, Milton
does em frankly. I do once in a while, too, sure. Anyway,
this group cares for strays living around the site of
the nineteen eighty six nuclear disaster in Ukraine. Now, one
of the scientists behind the program has spoken out after
rumors spread that the hounds turned blue because the radioactive mutations.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
He says the initial reports by CFF on TikTok spotd
flurry of social media commentary suggesting that these might be
responsible for the radiation in the area, and he's gone, Cami, God,
what's happened to you?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Sun?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Some everything out of it suggested the radiation Tommy mutations
some form of evolutionary adoption to local environment.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But no, he's just porta potty fluid nasty.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, they're just rolling around in blue chemicals from a
portable toilet, which is actually kind of hilarious. There's a
photo of the blue ones next to the blonde ones
and It kind of makes it obvious how it happened
when you look at pictures of both of them. Look,
what do you think would happen if one of these
blond ones jumped in the porta potty water?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It looked like one of those blue ones.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, it looks like they did more than just roll
around in it though. I mean they look like they
were completely dipped.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
And you know what, as a dog lover, they're both adorable,
aren't Those cute dogs?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Are have blue dogs, but they're not that blue. They're
just called blue healers. You wouldn't know about that, but
they're not that blue. These dogs are like really blue. Well,
you know, while we're on the dog news. Oh I
thought while we were on Russia news.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Okay, we could do that too, but I feel like
the dog news. I've got this video this crazy woman
at a dog park. Billyett and I watched this during
commercial break. Did you see this woman?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Billy had?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, she's just.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
A typical old white lady who doesn't have a lick
of sense between her ears. That skull is just solid,
It's just rock solid. All the way through.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
There's this white woman at a dog park talking about
how she can't take her dog to the dog park
without getting suspicious of all the white people around here
in case they voted for Trump.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And she's making it.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Sound like she's living in obviously, you know, fascist Germany
the nineteen forties.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
They're coming for her next as soon as they round
up all the so called illegals.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, not mentioning the fact that, if in fact the
Trump administration was the Nazi regime, you wouldn't be able.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
To post videos like this to TikTok familiar.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
I am experiencing this unfamiliar feeling, and I wondered if
anyone else has been feeling this way. So I'm at
the dog park and I feel so so mistrustful, like
I don't know who's on my side and who's on
the other side. I mean, I know we're gonna start
(17:12):
wearing the blue bracelets.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And I think that will help, but.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Like, does anyone else feel that? I just have this
fundamental mistrust, Like I'm just looking at everyone, going, are
you part of why this happens?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Are you a safe person?
Speaker 7 (17:26):
Like? I can only imagine how the marginalized communities are
feeling right now.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
The marginalized.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, to get back to your point, what do you
think this woman would do if she did live in
a war zone like the Russian Ukraine border.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
You wouldn't be up there flapping her big mouth on
the internet there would she?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
All right, what's the latest on that, oh, in.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
The Russia thing? Yeah, well, Trump's a little upset with Zelensky.
They all got together and they come up with a
new peace proposal, and according to Trump, Zelensky's people they're
pretty cool. Is it looks like maybe Russia is even
pretty cool with it?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And he he.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Rings up ol Vladimir there and he's like, well, looks
like we might have some peace here. What do you
think Zelenski hadn't even read it, didn't even bother.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
To read it.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
They spent the whole weekend working on a piece plan,
and Zelensky's like, I guess I'll have to get around
to taking a look at that here pretty soon, but
he was busy.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I saw the same report and it claimed that Zelensky's
people liked the idea, but ABC News reported it as
though this was a peace proposal written by Russia. And
I just want to remind everybody that Zelensky does not
want this war to end. No if the war ends,
there's going to be another election in Ukraine. There are
no elections right now because of the war. And if
they had another election, do you think he would win?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No. No, a lot of chance, not even a little bit.
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