Porn Fried Brain - FRI 7.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, so, uh then we have to all do
our own. A new report. Can't claim that Coke is
bringing back mister PIB after twenty four years. Soda drinkers
are jumping to their feet in joy. Okay, maybe not everyone.
Some of them have diabetes, but uh, sure you know diabetes?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What is that? Is that?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
A I hate to call out a certain community here,
but the diabetic community. Well, I was going to say
the uh you know about the brothers.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, the brothers have a propensality, uh to dwell into
the diabetic world. You know, you got to keep an
eye on your A one or C or your three,
w D forty or whatever. You know.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, no, it doesn't sound it doesn't sound right to
me either or not correct and compleatly. No, No, you're right.
It's WT forty. Yeah, check your w T forty levels. Yeah. Yeah,
we got an email concerned the radio show.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Uh Sam wrote in he said, uh, I meant to
remind you me to be sure impact, extra duct tape,
table wars, all kinds of stuff collact, what'd you say
after electric tip wars?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's cables.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I think you mean cables, Yeah, cables, Yes, these things
are your wars yeah, okay said last year, y'all had
a few microphone mishaps.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know, not as bad as like the Janet Jackson
wardrobe slip.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
But you know, still, you'll believe me.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
We've got everything here.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I brought a duffel bag pretty much just filled with
equipment to make sure that we provide the show for
our loyal listeners. People get mad at us if we
take a half hour off.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's true, and I don't mean to brag, but I
brought doubles to everything. The problem Billy and I have
is this, We're in a relatively tight space here in
the loft of this cabin, and one thing we don't
need is really long audio cables because everything's right next
to each other. Oh you don't want a long one,
but because we're men, when we order a cable online,

(01:55):
they're like, there's forty feet probably it's available in three, six, nine,
twelve or twenty. Every one of these cables is twenty
feet long. It doesn't make any of It's just cables
everywhere all over the place.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I was gonna connect to twenty, but then I realize it.
Every time I make that connection, we lose a little
bit of quality and I know we can't afford to
lose no quality. And what are you gonna do? Go
stand on the back porch and do the show what
we feel like? I could roam around a little bit. Maybe, uh,
you know, take the.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Live mic out to the slopes later. Hey, I say
that is rude and racist. That would be cool. Oh what, no,
the snow the skiers are sliding. Yeah what did you
think he meant? That made sense to me?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh sorry, I'm just an extra sensitive and attune to
any sort of a faux pall that you people may.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Listen out of your well. Speaking of new technology, Jim
is gonna unveil hands free driving technology in twenty twenty eight.
You know you're here with three Now I.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Can drive with my knees haam hands free. Yeah, you
got a cup of coffee over here? Probably got me
you know, like a bear claw or something over here. Yeah,
you can drop pretty I can get to working back
pretty much without ever having to touch the wheel.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't know for the rest of us to try
to drive safe. It's very exciting. I mean, think about it.
Hands free technology three years in counting, responded people who
like to masturbate in cars. Oh no, you were like,
pull up to an intersection and there's a dude in
the car next to you, and he's not wearing a shirt,
and you're like, where, why are you shirtless? You're just
driving around shirtless. I don't get that.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, it's better than the opposite. Wow, I mean Parky
Pig and he's got the shirt on.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
But that's it. And also, health experts are warning that
tattoos may damage your immune system. This just in post
malone has died from the sniffles.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
They do say that when you inject that ink into
your skin, even though it's not going that deep, you
know the ink is going to get absorbed into the
bloodstream and after a while, especially if you got like
a whole whole side of body and everything, all, that's
a lot of ink.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
The only thing that ever prevented me from getting a
tattoo was that I I wanted to be a non conformist.
And all my friends are the kind of guys who
get tattoos. Oh yeah, so I didn't want to be
like everybody I hung out with. I wanted to be different.
Not having a tattoo for your age group is non conforming.
More of the like the alternative scene in the city,
you know, the music scene, and everybody's covered in tattoos

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and piercings, and I'm the one guy that doesn't have
all of that.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You ought to get you one of them siptum rings,
like all the liberal gals. Did you see that guy
in the airport yesterday?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right? Yeah? Which one? The one that was sitting
next to us at the bar?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Whoo. I looked over and I thought, well, when she
ordered a sandwich or something, I thought that looks pretty good.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I wonder what kind of sandwich says is? I looked up.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
She's got the short hair, looks like it might have
had some pink or blue and if it was starting
to fade out. And then she turned towards me, and
I could see that siptim ring just wrepped in their nose,
and I thought, well, she's basically asking me to look
a chain up to her nose and drag her.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Back to her pin. My problem at that bar wasn't
a liberal woman. It was just a loud one. I
was seated. Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that one. I
was seated right next to this Latino woman and she
was having a phone call and right she was very attractive,
you know, so I noticed that obviously. But then also

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as she was on her phone talking to some woman
on FaceTime who looked like she was at a beach
or something. They were using all the zoomer talks. She
was like, not me on the phone at the beach, sauce,
no cap on Godriz, And I was like, man, it's
are they like testing me? I feel like you're testing me.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Just try to see how much of that you'll put
up with before you just take that phone away from
her throw it across the airport terminal.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, you know there's a reason why that Denver Airport
is so weird. Guys. Yeah, are you guys not aware
of the demon Horse? Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sorry, what, No, you're talking about the bronco that's over
the football stadium. Bro.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
There's a thirty two foot tall, bright blue stallion with
glowing red orange eyes that lights up at night at
that airport. That's called Data Doomville. Bron goes. Yeah. The
veins are bulging, it rears up aggressively, and the red
eyes genuinely look demonic in photos. The art. Now here's
where this gets crazy. The artist that created it was
killed by the statue in two thousand and six when

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a section of it fell on him in his studio.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, it came to life briefly. So that's why, Yeah,
take his lot. That's why they call it Blucifer or
satan Steed. Yeah, the Denver Airport demon Horse. People tie
Blucifer into this massive theory that the Denver International Airport
is secretly affront for a giant underground bunker complex built
by the New World Order. It sounds but rat the

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future headquarters or the global elite after the apocalypse will
hide out under the airport.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
What I just thought it was haunted, and some people
think it's home to a secret military base with alien
labs and Nazis and Freemason symbolism. Of course, on the
other hand, the Denver Airport is an airport with a
lot of bars and restaurants where people just kind of
hang out and get drunk.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
And they come from all over. They're not just from Denver.
How many people in the Denver Airport you think are
from Denver?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Not most? Not most. Now, if you're wondering if there's
any evidence, follow me down the bouncing ball here down
the hallway for a minute. The airport was two billion
dollars over budget. It opened sixteen months away.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It was late, and I do remember when it opened,
everybody was all excited, and then the baggage handling system
didn't work and everybody had to walk out to the
plane and just find their bags.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Right now, because that happened, blows you down. Everybody wondered,
how is it it cost so much money it took
so long to build. Some people speculate that that extra
time and resources and money were put towards building secret
underground levels. A little about the spooks, I'm sorry, what
the oh oh, like ghosts or whatever. Well, some people
think so, and particularly because there's these giant, creepy murals

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in the baggage claims that show things like war and
death and gas masks, soldiers stabbing a dove. There's children's
in coffin coffins, child like little kids, and graves. It's
very creepy.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, I don't think I've ever collected my baggage at
the Denver Airport. How much of that are you making up?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
No? No, this is all real, guys. There's a dedication
capstone in the terminal with Masonic square and compass symbols,
and my sonic, don't make it bad, and it mentions
a new World Airport Commission, which doesn't exist, by the way, No,
And then the runway layout is really bizarre, allegedly looks
like a swastika from the air, it kind of does
if you squint a little. Yeah, still close enough, right.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Tilt your head sideways and fly real fast and then
you'll probably see it.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
And have you ever noticed they have barbed wire fences
that face inwards like a concentration, can't keep keeping people
in not out. And then there's rumors of endless underground
tunnels and trains that just seem to go nowhere. It
really makes you wonder, guys, you know, can we get
on one of those trains yesterday? Yeah? Exactly, And didn't
it feel a little demonic at the time? I didn't
go nowhere? It took us to terminal B well, I

(08:51):
mean a sign. Do you ever think about how bee
stands for B for belzebub? Obviously?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah exactly. Mister Kenneth, who's feeling stupid.

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Speaker 2 (09:49):
We do take your emails, though, were love love, love
to see your emails. A few minutes ago we were
talking about it's just the Supreme Court in general. Somebody
just brought up the Supreme Court and I'm not sure
if you caught a listen to anything that the Supreme
Justice of the Supreme Court.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Katanji Brown Jackson. Are you familiar with the young Lady
Katanji Affirmative action? Jackson Brown that's what I like to
flip it, because then you could do that. Yeah, good God,
y'all get down.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
They've had some conversations, They've gone through some things. Trump
has brought some examples to them for them to decide on.
They have an opinion about, and one of them was
whether he has the right to fire.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
People, and if he doesn't, who does katanji? I think? Oh,
katanji affirmative action Jackson Brown in.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Today's hearing, Justice Katanji just happened a couple of days ago,
openly questioned whether a president should control the executive branch
of government.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Basically, she said presidents.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Shouldn't fire PhDs, economists, scientists, transportation officials, and should avoid
any involvement in areas like the economy and transportation that
would effectively transfer executive authority from the president to unelected
experts with no voter accountability whatsoever. And that seems to

(11:20):
make sense to her. All right, I want to take
you guys back to the year twenty fourteen.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Whoa way back then. There's a lot of examples I
could give about why it's needlessly complicated to fire a
government official, especially those that fall under the umbrella of
the executive branch. But this is easily my favorite. Back
in twenty fourteen, a report came out from a watchdog
group detailing how there was an EPA employee who would

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spend two to six hours every day watching porn at work.
In fact, the federal worker kept seven thousand pornographic files
on an agency server. Wow, that sounds like probably ought
not Now if somebody was doing that here at our work,
at our little how long do you think it would
take to fire that person? Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, I believe we did that last month. It not
on our show. Nobody here on this show, dude, but
people that work at the station, and some of them
have to go.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Okay. The point I'm getting at is in the private sector,
it would take literally seconds to fire someone for doing that.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Just pick up a phone, make a phone call, send
out an email, Boom, it's done.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
But at the EPA, it took years. It took years
to get rid of this person. And it was a
news story.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Sounded me like this guy's trying to get fired and
just it just couldn't.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Get around to it time. And this has happened more
than once. It happened back in February twenty seventeen as well,
over one hundred federal government employees admitted to being caught
at work viewing copious amounts of pornography while on the job.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I like that copious amounts though instead of just going
there's a lot of born and only some of the
cases revealed criminal were criminal in nature, but every single
one of them.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
And when I say criminal in nature, I mean like
they were looking at child porn and stuff. So it's
a little easier to fire that guy because you could
arrest him. But if somebody was just looking at an average,
run of the mill adult porn at work, they had
all these unions and special interest groups there to protect
them and make it real complicated. A lot of paperwork,
a lot of TPS report cover sheets. He had the
PPS cover sheet. Yes, so it took a long time

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to get rid of these people.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
This one dude that had seventy thousand videos or whatever,
that was that a white man, Those white dudes.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I don't actually know the person's ethnic background. I never
met the guy. I just regular reports the fire.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
And you know, some white dudes got looking at pulling
on his internet and he worked for the government. All
you gotta do is going to see if he's got
any racial polling.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
See like the ebony on ivory stuff or.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, and if you don't have nothing in there except
just white people, fire his raceless ass.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Okay, so that's a good point that you make. Now
I've looked into this, mister Owen.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
We don't actually have any provisions in federal code that
protects government employee who watches interracial porn.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
That's not a thing at all. Make a new law,
got we need a new law. All right? Well, all
that being said, what percentage of your porn should be
my minority or you know, a non whatever your race is,
it's another different race. And as a Catholic, I would say,
probably try not to look at porn all the time.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
And of course people obviously have a propensity for that
sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
If you like looking at porn a lot, you might
have a problem there. And I think it actually fries
your brain, is there, Adeline? We can mean you could
call eight's six six I love w J Yeah, sure, yeah, sure,
it's your porn addiction and perhaps we can you know,
get you through that. Well, you know, you raise a
great point. What if there was a what if we

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had more inclusive porn out there for government employees to
look at it. I forget how we got on this topic.
Oh yeah, it's far too complicated to fire a government employee.
So did Donald Trump's point?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
You know, some of these economists, science people that basically
work in the fourth branch of government. Whether Katanji affirmative
action Jackson Brown likes it or not, there needs to
be a path to get rid of people that shouldn't
be working in the government does And for some reason,
this is something the Supreme Court needed to waste time on,
don't you imagine? And if you know, if we were

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you know, energetic enough to actually go look, we could
probably look and find out has a Democrat president Biden
or any other ones behind him have they in the
last fifty years Let's say, uh huh, have they ever
fired anybody?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh yeah, that's different.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Sure, Okay, So everybody chill crooks, criminals, You chill Walson
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