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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, go ahead, run downstairs. Nobody cares. Yeah, enjoy.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, Hey, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Okay, you'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Bill.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yet uniticed that it's day three here of the week,
and we've started the week with three huge news stories.
One of them involved in international mass shooting Islamic terror attack.
One of them involved a very questionable, sketchy, mysterious, nefarious
mass shooting at an Ivy League university, one of the
most famous universities in America, and we know nothing about it.
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And the other involves a Hollywood celebrity. If you had
to choose, which of these three tragic news stories do
you think is getting the most news coverage.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, it has to be the celebrity. It's the only
one anybody cares about, right, isn't that interesting? Yeah? Yeah,
I forget about you know, Syria. We got Australia, Syria, Yeah, Brown, No,
none of that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's and yet somehow one Hollywood celebrity and his wife
getting murdered by their son. That's the the media wants
to focus on it, and I and I get it.
It's interesting. We all grew up watching I grew up
watching Rob Reiner films. Everybody in this movie. Knows in
this room knows who he was. Everybody listening was probably
a fan of at least one of his movies, even
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if they didn't like him. But still, how's it possible
that America cares more about that than Brown University?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Boy beats me. I don't get it. Maybe they get
they're not giving us the juicy information we want. Brown.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Every camera at Brown University's pointed at this guy's back. Somehow,
we don't know what he looks like. He did he
just have a back and back like he had no front.
According to students, he walks into a room, shouts a
lat who actbar?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Shouts what not?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
A la who actbar? According to the kids on the campus.
Not according to the government or the official media reports.
That's something that children on that the college kids have
been saying, yea.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And then he.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Shoots it, kills the college Republican Club vice president Ella Cook,
among others, leaves we know nothing else about him, and
the Brown University administration, the local government officials in Rhode Island,
they don't want to tell us anything. And that's the
end of that. Move along, everybody nothing to see here.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Hey, look a celebrity is in the news. Ooh yay. Well,
the thing with the celebrity is pretty interesting. I mean,
are you guys still playing the music I went for?
I did a quick costume change because I didn't know
you're going to play that music and I was not
ready to dance in the outfit I had on. So
now I'm ready. We've moved way on from that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, there's not going to be dancing. It's a talk
show where a lot of our afaili.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Are going to be dancing if you play more music
like that.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, there's not going to be dancing. All right, there's
a threat I think we have. People got murdered. Nick
Reiner appeared to be totally calm as he walked near
his parents Brentwood home just hours before they were butchered.
There's a video of him walking past some gas station
and just calm as you would be if you were
getting up in the morning to go get your coffee.
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Thirty two year old kid man dressed in blue jeans,
long sleeve shirt, baseball cap, carrying a backpack, strolled past
a gas station just before midnight, went to his parents' house,
and then he purportedly murdered them.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, yeah, that's what we've got so far.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It wasn't like sprinting running full speed, just kind of
mosied on over. And now we're told this had something
to do with Bill Hayter. I don't think it was
Bill Hayter's fault. They were at Conan o'ben brian's Christmas
party and the Saturday Night Live alumni famous for playing Stefan.
Stefan's a character that kind of reminds me of you,
mister Kenneth. Oh really, yeah, because he's a ridiculous, flamboyant
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gay person.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Anyway, him and Reiner got into some argument and I
think it an embarrassed dad. So Rob came over and
scolded his son. Oh and I don't think it's Bill
hicks fault, but Bill Hayter's fault. Excuse me. But still
now he's part of the story. I don't think he
wanted to be part of the story.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, probably not.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Nick got into it with comedian Bill Hayter at the party,
stormed off in a huff. According to the Post, it's
unclear when exactly the family left the party Saturday night,
but apparently they were embarrassed by their son's behavior. He
was making all the celebrities uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Now they're telling us that Nick Reiner is not medically
cleared to appear in court yet Apparently that myth takes
a while to work its way out of your system.
They said he was pretty much just rolling around with
meth and no sleep, which is a pretty dangerous combination.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Whenever people get hooked on drugs like this, it seems
like it's always a combination of things. They said that
he was addicted to opioids, heroin, and then you find
out he was high on meth at the time of
the killing, purported killing, and like, all right, it's use
heroin to calm down and meth to wake yourself up.
That sounds like a recipe for disaster. Dude, can't you
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just drink coffee? Is it that hard? I have you
ever had an old fashioned? They really called me down
when I had a long day.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Glad you mentioned coffee? About to let mine get cold
over here? Yeah, don't knocking do that? Don't let that happen. No, anyway,
we got problems of our owns. Kids, We've got bigger things.
We got bigger fish to fry. I don't want to
hear about problems. I want to hear about glorious, wonderful
events that are taking place. That's why I'm reading about
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Mayor LaToya Cantrell's accomplishments.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh, the outcoing New Orleans mayor.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
She's about to leave office, but they right that on
a fortune cookie slip. Yeah, tell us about it? What
was it? That's clever? Mayor control of New Orleans fame,
of course, has has released her accomplishment's report for her
two terms nearly eight years in office, and oh, my goodness,
you just haven until you let her tell the story.
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You have no idea just how great she's been for
the city of New Orleans, despite the massive debt. Don't
worry about all that. Despite you know, some of those
rumors that went around and made things look ridiculous. She
has accomplished so many things. If you want to read it,
you know, just google Mayor Camtrail's accomplishments. So I think
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you'll find it in a lot. I mean, okay, just
right off the top of your head. What's one of them. Well,
she helped negotiate the tourism revenue with the state and
fund the seoge and waterboard drainage improvements.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So she did so something something happened, and.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
They had like four hundred road work projects happening throughout
the city, which is usually you know, just busy work.
You give somebody so you can say you accomplished something
for someone that voted for you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, I feel like there was always construction going on
in New Orleans. That's an accomplishment, but I'll forget.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
She also helped guide the city through the pandemic. Yeah,
so you know, I mean like you had much choice.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Did New Orleans have like a record breaking amount of death?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Though during the past occomplishments.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
There was one of the worst places.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Nothing in here about luring a policeman away from his
wife and ruining marriages and you know all that, nothing
about the you know, half a billion dollars in debt
that's been racked up, and nothing about canceling the incoming
mayor's budget with city council because she didn't like it,
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she didn't think it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, one great accomplishment I think we can all certainly
a tribute to her is that pretty soon she will
be leaving and going away.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yay, no more of that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
That's gonna give us something to crack jokes about on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Night. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, we got a comedy show this weekend. Kids. I
don't know if you all have heard. We're gonna be
at the Dosey Doe in the Woodlands Saturday night. It's
a Christmas themed love comedy show and it will be
R rated or at least PG thirteen, So don't bring kids.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Should go like PG sixteen.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, six seventeen. I don't know, not for underage people.
They serve adult drinks there. I don't even know if
kids are allowed in. To be honest, I'm not actually sure.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Let's let's hope everybody's, you know, good with not bringing
the urchin about that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I mean it's gonna be pretty raunchy. I would say. Now,
we love Christmas and everything gone, God forgives, but we're
gonna tell some dirty jokes on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh my, oh no.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Does Jesse know that. I don't know if he's comfortable
with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All the comedians are aware of what it's what that
will entail.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
But in mine drove by up there and they said
Jesse's got his name up on the billboard flashing in light,
and he said, I drove by real Sloan. It never
did have Kinney's name.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I know what's up with that? I unbelieve rude, absolutely rude.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, why I ought to, but I won't.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, I know, I thought the same exact thing. What
am I? What am I? Actually I didn't see it
at all. Someone just told me that, but well, yeah,
me too. All right, So you know who loves dirty jokes?
World War two veterans. But they do, sure, I mean,
imagine the stuff they've seen. They need anything to distract
them from the horrors of war.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Aren't World War two veterans now all like one hundred
or something one hundred and two.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
In this particular case, a one hundred and two year
old World War two veteran by the name of Bill
Dylan was hanging out the other day giving a speech
at an event called America's Future or something like that,
and he said that he has lived under twenty two
American presidents and are you curious who his favorite is?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yes, I am, No, he isn't. God cares more from
the station than.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This guy than he really likes Trump.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh is that what he said? Yeah? I really I
don't speak one hundred and two year old. I'm sorry
you're making fun of this guy. Oh, I just said,
I don't know. I didn't get what he said about
this man standing right here or something like that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Billy, can you believe he just did that?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, well he's been like that the whole time I've
ever known him. That is unbelievable. This guy, I think
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
This guy fought the Nazis for his country. You're over
here disrespecting him.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You stop it, you get on my back.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What day is? What am I going to do? Make
a big announcement? It's Wednesday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
I don't like it, but in fact that it encouraged
me to do more.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Fine, do whatever you want. Hey, Bill, Billy D. You're
not gonna believe who emailed us?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Who he he did?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What You're not going to believe who emailed.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Us was Sandy Clops.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We got an email from Peta. And I mean when
I say we got an email from Peta, I don't
just mean like they sent us junk mail. Peta wrote
us a letter. What do you remember the other day
you were talking about the sled dogs.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Uh? Yeah, how they liked to pull sledge. I live
for it, man, I did a rod. I think that's
the Alaska sled dog race thing in the snow.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Somebody at Peter I want you to understand Wes, if
you can hear me. Wes, you work at an organization
that has blocked us on social media from interacting you
with you. Maybe you didn't know that, but he wrote
us this letter and it's all about like, hey, guys,
I don't think you understand you. We caught your discussion
about the sled dogs on Friday's episode. We wanted to
share some information about the race that you may not
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be aware of, he says, and then he goes on
to say, you know those dogs, they don't live in
nice homes. That's basically what the email says. Now, Wes,
if you can hear me, because so ridiculous. Wes, you
work at an organization that has gone around the country
harassing people that own butcher shops, harassing hunters, harassing people
that go out and what is it the faral hog hunters.
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I mean these you guys saw that there was a
problem with wild faral hogs attacking humans out in.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
The ruining property, t up a bunch of stuff, and
you chose the hog side. That's like democrats choosing the
criminals sides when that's the same kind of thing. Well,
I just happened to know for a fact that them
dogs love doing what they do. And you can say, well,
they don't have a nice house, What the hell is
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it to a dog? Dog will lay down someplace right
in the middle of the road if it feels like
it wes.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You work at an organization that has blocked us on
social media because we caught you guys lying before. So
if you want to tell me that those sled dogs
have a tough life, I think maybe you should go
join a different organization. Because as long as you write
us an email from the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals,
I'm gonna laugh in your stupid face.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It no laugh, Oh, I bet that hurt.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I guarantee you that this email is filled with misinformation.
You know how I know that cause you guys have
lied so many times. I'm going We're going back decades
with you jackasses.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's always the people that are who are the organizations,
whoever tell you all the good they're doing, all the
great things they're doing, Who kills more dogs and cats
than anybody else in this country? An absurdly high number
of Animals SPCA well and PETA, and PETA is involved
in all that. That's all part of that same thing.
They'll tell you, oh, we're out here for the treatment
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of animals and we're taking care of the thing. But no,
they're just running them right down to convey your belt.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
We are very interested in helping animal shelters. We've spent
a lot of time and money over the years helping
out great organizations like Citizens for Animal Protection in Houston,
for example, because that's our local one. Uh. PETA, on
the other hand, you guys have a multi million dollar budget.
You travel around the country harassing small business owners, and
then when people bring you a dog or a cat,
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you euthanize.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It ain't that nice yet. One of the stupidest things
they've ever done. And I was there to witness it.
They were having a fishing tournament in South Louisiana and
everybody gathered at the dome bring their fish in, and
Peter was protesting because we were mistreating the fish.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh no, why doesn't PETA have an animal shelter in
our city. We're one of the biggest cities in America
and you guys have a multi, multi tens of millions
of dollars. You could build an animal shelter in our town.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Instead, you choose to come to town and pick on
people because they process meat for a living.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Huh huh f you, oh boy, skinny salty. Now, seriously
the nerve, Peter, is your mother possibly listening? Yeah, I
don't know. Probably why? Well, you know, you wash that
mouth out with some lava soap. It's got a nice speak,
calm flavor. It thinks she knows how I feel about Pete. Well,
that's there's better ways to express yourself, sir.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm an animal rights activist. This week I made friends
with foxes. Remember, I bet Pete would be mad about that.
Probably you can't interact with what The fox walked up
to me and made friends.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Now, it would the would Peter want us to feed
the fox or not feed the fox? Because there's two
schools on that. Some people are like, no, if you
feed the fox, it'll get dependent on, you know, humans
for food, and it won't know how to hunt anymore,
and it'll back.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well from my interaction with Pete, I think they'd want
us to euthanize it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That seems to be that I just want to get
right to the and then it'll die. Think but then again,
if you don't give the fox the food, how do
you know he's not starving or he has to go
back and try to feed her babies or something, And
you didn't give me no food, and now she's you know,
got no milk for her babies, and they're all gonna
die and shrivel up in the cold cave.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
If you want me to care about sled dogs, yeah,
don't work for PETA. When I see that email from PETA,
immediately I think of all the times you guys have
pushed disinformation. You you went out and picked you picked
animals before humans, right, and then after the human beings
lost their jobs, you killed the animals. You guys are awful, awful,
just terrible people.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
We got an email about that fox what we got
because JJ said, we got a fox at our building
and it's not anywhere around here. He said, we also
have five feral cats and people put food out for them.
I don't know. The fox and the cats eat from
piles of food right next to each other, and they're
not natural enemies. He said. A fox will not attack
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anything that it thinks might fight back. And you know
how cats are, and cats don't feel threatened by the fox.
They kind of figure out he mean him, no harm.
Cats do hate raccoons, though, he said. Wherever raccoon comes up,
the cats chase it off, but they're happy to have
the fox hang out with them. They're like buddies and stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You know that people at Peedo would see all those
feral cats, they'd put out some poisoned cat food and
probably kill them. That seems to be That seems to
be what they do. Look, look, I'm sure somebody's writing
me in an email right now. No, Kenny, you got
it wrong. That's not what happens at Pedo. Then why
is the euthanization rate so high? Is that even a word?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
They would say, that's not what happens, even if it
is what happens all right, you know, if you've caught
them in lives in the paths.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I don't know. Look, we're not a spokesperson for Pedo.
We just don't like Pete.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well, when a guy wrote the letter and said he
wanted to share some information, you probably didn't know. You
knew that was going to be propaganda, right.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Of course, Like looking at a guy driving a Lamborghini
around Afghanistan on Instagram. You know, yesterday we were hanging
out with some people in town after we were done skins,
and we noticed there was a homeless guy and there
was one homeless guy out here, kind of like one
of those feral cats. And this wasn't our idea, but
the person we were hanging out said, you know, you know,
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I wouldn't feel that bad if the government gave that
person a hot dose of drugs. And everybody said that,
and everybody laughed, and then we started thinking about where
we was. That kind of what peda does to the cats.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It's kind of what we were just talking about, because
that's terrible. We all agree, even though we all laughed,
everybody was gonna miss the homeless besides the other homeless.
We get them all the hot doseer, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Or the drug dealer that sells them drugs.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Is there a peda for animals. Is there a guy
that goes around He's like, look at all these homeless people.
You're treating them poorly, and then he gives them drugs
so they die.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And I remember now who said it, and I think
that was the most stunning part is whose lips it
came from.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I can't even believe somebody from PTA's listening to this
radio show us.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Who knows. Maybe they've infiltrated our listenership with some of
their sleep. You know what happened, Peter.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I cannot eat a single meal if not more than
one animal dies. I need multiple animals to die every
time I sit down.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
With a poach for a dinner. Last night, I know
that somebody killed a duck for you. We had a
duck ek elk.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
There was elk. Yeah, there was beef. Yeah, we had
a lot of good meal last night. We had duck French.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Fries too fat.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I had more than one duck last night with my meal,
the duck, fat, French fries, the duck itself, the elk.
There was beef there. I think we had a beat salad.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I don't know it was a slaughter, but we won.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And the beat salad contained some kind of pork or bacon,
if I'm not mistaken now. And after the meal was over,
I reminded myself, I'm right at the top of the
food chain.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, but what about the beat reminder?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh yeah, that's a good point. If you ever eat beats,
especially if you're a man. Remember that you ate the beats.
The next day or the next time you go to
the bathroom, you'll be very alarmed and you may have
the instinct to call a doctor. But you're fine. You
just had beets. I'm sure you'll be fine. Yeah, it
is Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
We're like halfway through the week. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,