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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's a cautionary tale for those of you
that are using AI to generate memes. I was accidentally
racist on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I mean mean to be uh yeah, when you're intentionally
racist s one thing, but accidentally racist that's no good.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
If you're accidentally racist, that is a that's tricky. Guys.
You don't want to be ax. You don't want to
be intentionally racist, but you also don't want to be
accidentally racist. Okay, how did this happen? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Because, like I said, cautionary tale. I don't want that
to happen to anybody else.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Michelle Obama, he is a man. No, I'm just kidding.
Michelle Obama and Barack Obama posted a photo on X,
the social media platform, on Christmas. And because X has
Grock built into it the AI software, you could take
photos you see on X and you can manipulate them
using AI. Uh huh uh huh. And so people were
(00:56):
immediately doing this with Barack and Michelle Obama's Christmas photo.
They were changing them, making them look like they wear
in prison clothes or whatever. Other people not you, Obviously
you wouldn't do that. Okay. Well, I was playing on
I was part. Okay, So you were doing it, and
I said, all right, make Michelle Obama look like a man.
And it wouldn't do it. It just didn't look It
looked exactly the same. Kind of makes you wonder who
(01:18):
programmed roc huh? Well, I said make Michelle Obama look
like a man, and it made her look exactly the same.
And I was like, all right, ay, i's pretty good,
you gotta admit. So I was like, all right, masic,
she already looks like a man. That what they were suggesting.
I was like, make her look like a monster. So
it generated a bunch of fils a monster yea. So
generated a bunch of photos of Michelle and Barack and
(01:40):
they looked exactly the same. They were just wearing different clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But he's already a monster, right, Hey, I agrees with that.
That's not going to work. That's racist, ai is what
that is.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So then I type in I was like, no, make
her look scary, and it came back at me with
two photos. One of them she looks like a lizard
person okay, and the other one she looks like sasquat.
Oh dear. So I thought to myself, all right, there's
two things happening here. The lizard person. That seems like
the obvious one, because illuminati lizard people, reptilian skin, the
(02:10):
sasquatch thing was a little too close to looking like
a racist stereotype. And what was it you was planning
on doing with these pictures? Posting it in again back
to the beginning of the story on X everybody was
taking this photo and manipulating it to do funny stuff.
So I just wanted to be part of the funny moment. Look,
I'll do one too, So I'd already typed the caption.
(02:30):
I was like, well, the cool kids are doing it
right exactly, so real quick, I tapped the photo I uploaded.
I go to bed boom just like that, and I
thought I had tapped the lizard, which one the lizards?
The lizard. I wake up hours later, you thought, I
look at my phone and there are several responses to
people saying that is a racist image. I was like,
what are they talking about? It's a lizard person. And
I look and I realized I tapped the wrong one.
(02:52):
And you say accidental. It was an accident. I'm telling
you it was an accident.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now you tell yourself, Dan, all you want to, but
your true in a side was overriding your consciousness.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This is what it was happening. No, I don't think
that's what happened. So I delete the meme and I
get on a plane and I fly back to Houston.
The whole time I'm on the plane, I keep thinking,
I was like, I wonder if, like I don't know,
the NAACP or something saw me post that and now
they're mad at me. I was like, I would have
to issue a press statement to explain it's not that
(03:28):
I wasn't trying to offend people. I just wasn't trying
to offend people in the stereotypically racist way that this
meme kind of made it look like I've never done
that before. I never accidentally posted a racist meme. Did
people get offended? A handful of people? And job well done.
That's what you were trying for, right now. How you
did it might not have been the way you wanted
(03:48):
to do it, but you still accomplished your goal. Yeah,
but I didn't want to go one thing on this
radio show. When we're doing comedy and humor, me on
my stand up show, never go for the predictable joke, right,
lizard person was great, it was Illuminati or whatever. The
sasquatch thing looked too much like a racist stereotype. I
wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do you have the picture of the two of them
in jail, because it wouldn't make it. Oh nobody said,
somebody else. Somebody else did. Yeah, it wouldn't do what
I wanted. If you get that picture of them in jail,
shouldn't that to me? Goes, I'm gonna put that on
my phone. This is the thing I accidentally posted. Oh, Kenny,
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That tone. That's not Jasmin Crockett. It's not what I
was trying to post. No, it's not Jasmin crack. That's
my shallow pod. That's the b the way. She's a
beautiful woman, stunning in brain.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, absolutely, no question about that. We have had several
people email us about Jasmin Crockett since we played that
little clip of her earlier, and they said, I don't
care how ghetto she talks. She ain't that ghetto because
she ain't keeping hot sauce in her Louis Vutan purse
like Hillary does.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's true, Hilary, Yeah, hot sauce in my bag. Swag. Oh,
she's something insane by the way. That pisses me off too.
We were gone for two weeks. How many bottles of
hot sauce do you see around here? None? I had
to look. I hadn't really look. I tell you this
just pretty said. When we leave, even for a day
or a weekend, people mess with our stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
People touch our stuff, They touch our stuf. And we
got back most of our stuff was working. All the
little switches and buttons and knobs and everything still work.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
But they stole our hot sauce. Mother.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Uh huh, exact them, son of the Now.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Here's the news story that it inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Maybe maybe it's a bad time, and maybe it's the
exact perfect time, sure for a story like this. Uh,
Before you launch off into another week of skiing and
broadcasting from the mountains again, new story about a skier
who died on Aspen Mountain in Colorado after colliding with
(05:56):
a tree. This happened the Friday before Christmas, December nineteenth. Okay,
skier was wearing a helmet collided with a tree on
Aspen Mountain. They also sometimes call it ajax. I don't
know if you've been there, but that's what they say,
is that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
The scary mountain, the big one. It's a big mountain. Yeah,
there's a mountain that you have to walk. You get
off that, I'm told you get off the chair left
and then you've got to walk up the hill. They
have a gondola. My dear, Oh, I've heard there's there's
one mountain one run that's very difficult to get to.
Is that the one you're talking about? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
It just says on Aspen Mountain, all right, go on,
and the skier, well that's pretty much all theyre do. It.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Skier was wearing a helmet.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Skied into a tree and died, was taken to Aspen
Valley Hospital and did not survive. Truly sorry for their loss,
controlling sister, friends and family, And they do not, of
course reveal who it was, at least not at the
reporting of this, which was just two days ago, they
still didn't reveal who it was.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
All right, nothing, you know. Often is the case when
when this happens, the first you can be more careful, right,
you can be more careful. Now, often is the case
when this happens. The person who hit the tree was
skiing through trees. That's what's where the trees are. Yeah,
well right, they're not just on a regular run. They've
kind of gone off into the I have to stay
in the middle. Yeah. Usually when you hear these stories,
(07:22):
because people that don't ski will hear that and they'll think, oh,
you could really die from skiing. Yeah, but you're never
gonna do that kind of skiing. The person's gone somewhere
they're not supposed to be to try to get something
more challenging, and lo and behold, they ended up killing themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Like, regular skiing is just too easy for some of
these people. So they have to go off jumps, or
they have to slide across a big steel pipes, or
or they have to ski off into trees and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Because it's just too easy. Yeah, you know that's the thing.
They haven't found that to be the case with me
and mind. That's okay, you know you and yours. I mean,
because people like me, we like a challenge, you know,
the kind of skiing that we more advanced skier do.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
How much air would you say you got off of
that big jump you did last what two weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Last year, I did some big jumps. This year I
did some tiny jumps. Yeah, because last year I hurt myself.
I don't think I.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Could have gotten a deck of cards underneath your skis
and then you went when you went for air.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm not saying you're wrong. Last year I got some air,
and I learned the hard way what catching some air means.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So the only when you when you land, you're supposed
to being in ease and kind of take it and
then you pop back up.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
My strategy is more to land on my side and
then kind of flip around a little and yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's you seem to have a serious problem controlling.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Your raid D Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean into the year, you're trying to figure out
what your old hour is and how much money you
got to claim on your taxes. Look at a stock
market today, Dow down about one hundred and fifty. So
for this morning, now's back down the over one hundred.
But I did notice that for the year, and this
will as of last week, the NASDAC the doll was
(09:04):
up for the year six thousand, three hundred and twenty
six points and Nasdaq was up four thousand, six hundred
seventy two points. Now that's going down a little bit,
you know today, But that's basically looking really good.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Between mid March.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Early April and today, we've had some some real nice
money making opportunities there in the investment world.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
The stock market chose to go up in the year
twenty twenty five the way it did. Uh, there's no
way of knowing. Nobody's ever gonna be able to tell
you why. And if they blamed Trump, you know, or
give him credit, Uh, don't don't believe that, because it
ain't about Trump at all. You know, it's just one
of those things. It could have been anybody being president
and it was just a timing, that's all I.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Will say that. It sounds like it might have been Trump.
You think it was there? You go see there this
time of year. Uh, boy, it does kind of bum
me out. Having to pay tax. Oh you don't like it, Well,
I guess you're the only one. I don't care for it. No, Well,
what are the Somali's going to do without your taxes?
I know that's the worst part, the worst. What's worse
having to pay all that money or knowing what they
(10:12):
do with it?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, And do you think it's possible that Tim Walls
never got any of that money?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I mean he probably got something. Okay, of course he did.
Let's let's pretend he has nothing to do with the scam.
Let's pretend he has nothing to do with it because a
good pretender. Well that's possible. Let's pretend. Let's pretend he
has nothing to do with it. He certainly benefited it
from it, from the political donation. Of course, the Somalians.
He's defending them for a reason. He knows who's writing
those checks. Well, that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The politicians create the scams that the Somalis or whoever
it is, right gets all the money, and then they
get all the money, and they donate a lot of
that millions and millions of dollars. They donate it to
Democrat politicians who then make more to let them get
more money. And it's just a vicious circle. It's like
(11:04):
a feeding frenzy for a shark attack.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And I know we've beaten this dead horse before. How
bizarre Queers for Palestine is? But yeah, that's Minnesota. Is
in a Seoul die. If there was a place, if
Queers for Palestine was a place, it would be Minneapolis.
That's true. Hey, you're telling me the most liberal, progressive
LGBTQ fully grown men wearing prom dresses with nipple rings
(11:31):
and lesbians with full beards, and that that culture of
like far left extremism and Islamic nut jobs. You're telling
me those two groups of people have nothing in common
side by side except that they hate Republicans. What's the
one thing they have in common? They hate Trump? Other
than that nothing. One of these groups of people would
(11:51):
throw the other off a building if they had.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
The hate you for a voting for Trump? So granted, Yeah,
Don said years ago, I called him Don They they
they they're coming after him, but they're really coming after you.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He's just in the way. Do you call him Don?
Not to his faith?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, No, but now here Oh at another email. Kenny
probably knows because he's, you know, personal friends with the
governor of the Great State of Louisiana. Sure, it's your
favorite governor slash special Envoy to Greenland been up too lately.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
We haven't had a chance to mention it. But after
it was announced that he was becoming the Special Envoy
to Greenland, a lot of people thought, oh, so he's
not gonna be governor anymore. Yeah, they thought that kicked
him out of his job. I know. It turns out
the Special Envoy to Greenland isn't a real time consuming job. No,
And I'm not saying that to dinner great Jeff Landry.
I'm saying he'll still have plenty of time to be governor,
(12:49):
is what I mean by that. It's not like this
is going to take up a lot of his some
photo ops or something, you know, like shows up twice
a year for some meetings or something. It's like being
on the board of directors some you know, charity group
or something. Well, what I'm saying is running the state
of Louisiana takes most of the day, Yeah, it does.
And then at the end of the day, with a
little bit of extra time there he can answer questions
(13:11):
about Greenland. Hey, what should we do about there's a
block ice over here next to a walrush. Moved the walrus,
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But it was a I guess questioning, puzzling and causing
people to question why did Trump pick him?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Because he's good at his job? Because Jeff's good. I
know there are people listening there like, oh.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, have an affinity for Greenland? Did he always you know,
like ever since he was a little kid in junior
high school. Did he write book reports about Greenland and
knows everything there is to know about the country, And
they said, wow, Oh, this guy's a great politician. He's
getting stuff done and he is an expert on Greenland.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, I don't think so well as you know, I
know everything. Why don't you just get old Jeff as
you call him on the phone? Un lest you just
find out what it is about Greenland? And he so
worked up about we probably could, but just for the record,
here's a short end holidays. Trump appointed Louisiana Governor Jeff
Landry as US Special Envoy to Greenland because Landry is
(14:06):
a loyal ally who publicly supports Trump's goal of acquiring
the territory and understands its strategic important for US national security,
dealing with Russia, dealing with China, keeping them out of
the Arctic. Landry proactively sought the role to advance negotiations
towards making Greenland part of the US. So he wanted
the job. No, what does it pay? I don't think
(14:27):
it's about the money. Ahead, Oh, it's always about the money. Yeah.
Uh more emails waltna Johnson dot com. Uh okay, people
giving you a hard time back your flat. I mean,
I'm happy to I knew when I told the story
that it was going to do this, But go ahead.
The fact that you took ownership of a vehicle without
being aware that there was no spare tire means Kanita.
(14:52):
That's you, Tonny. I believe the female reversion of Kenny
is Kenya, but go on, don't even think Knda is
a name you just made up. You think you can
make it up? The emailer did, Yeah, the emailer. Your
insults aren't that good. I could have done better. Needs
to sit down to pee for the rest of the week.
Shame on you. Sally, Okay, who's I'm Sally? What's your
(15:13):
name from Sally to? Can you pick a lane?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, that's rude. I'm sorry they're giving you a hard time.
Can I bought an expensive car and I discovered it
did not have a flat tire four months later.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Shouldn't you have known it before you drove it off
the lot? Shouldn't you have investigated that?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
At least the one thing I didn't check, No check,
ask Kenny? Did he did?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
He pull up the flap in the trunk and look
underneath it. That maybe where the spare tire. Is there's
a flap underneath the carpet in the trunk and you
you if you raise that up, that might have it
might have been in there.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's adorable. But no, to explain the story I told earlier,
when we pulled up the flat, that's where we found
an air pump and a bottle of goo. You pulled
up a flat, No, when we pulled up the flap
flat the flat? Yeah, so that's in there. Yeah, And
I gotta tell you it was the most disappointed I
ever was to discover a goo box.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You're not going to find your wife at the bar,
you know. But you're also you're not going to find
your wife on a dating app, and you're not going
to find your wife through a day job. And you're
not going to find your wife by like joining a
run club or having a hobby.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's because you are a gay man.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
All right, it's a cautionary tale for those of you
that are using AI to generate memes. I was accidentally
racist on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I mean mean to be uh yeah, when you're intentionally
racist s one thing, but accidentally racist that's no good.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
If you're accidentally racist, that is a that's tricky. Guys.
You don't want to be ax. You don't want to
be intentionally racist, but you also don't want to be
accidentally racist. Okay, how did this happen? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Because, like I said, cautionary tale. I don't want that
to happen to anybody else.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Michelle Obama, he is a man. No, I'm just kidding.
Michelle Obama and Barack Obama posted a photo on X,
the social media platform, on Christmas. And because X has
Grock built into it the AI software, you could take
photos you see on X and you can manipulate them
using AI. Uh huh uh huh. And so people were
(00:56):
immediately doing this with Barack and Michelle Obama's Christmas photo.
They were changing them, making them look like they wear
in prison clothes or whatever. Other people not you, Obviously
you wouldn't do that. Okay. Well, I was playing on
I was part. Okay, So you were doing it, and
I said, all right, make Michelle Obama look like a man.
And it wouldn't do it. It just didn't look It
looked exactly the same. Kind of makes you wonder who
(01:18):
programmed roc huh? Well, I said make Michelle Obama look
like a man, and it made her look exactly the same.
And I was like, all right, ay, i's pretty good,
you gotta admit. So I was like, all right, masic,
she already looks like a man. That what they were suggesting.
I was like, make her look like a monster. So
it generated a bunch of fils a monster yea. So
generated a bunch of photos of Michelle and Barack and
(01:40):
they looked exactly the same. They were just wearing different clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But he's already a monster, right, Hey, I agrees with that.
That's not going to work. That's racist, ai is what
that is.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So then I type in I was like, no, make
her look scary, and it came back at me with
two photos. One of them she looks like a lizard
person okay, and the other one she looks like sasquat.
Oh dear. So I thought to myself, all right, there's
two things happening here. The lizard person. That seems like
the obvious one, because illuminati lizard people, reptilian skin, the
(02:10):
sasquatch thing was a little too close to looking like
a racist stereotype. And what was it you was planning
on doing with these pictures? Posting it in again back
to the beginning of the story on X everybody was
taking this photo and manipulating it to do funny stuff.
So I just wanted to be part of the funny moment. Look,
I'll do one too, So I'd already typed the caption.
(02:30):
I was like, well, the cool kids are doing it
right exactly, so real quick, I tapped the photo I uploaded.
I go to bed boom just like that, and I
thought I had tapped the lizard, which one the lizards?
The lizard. I wake up hours later, you thought, I
look at my phone and there are several responses to
people saying that is a racist image. I was like,
what are they talking about? It's a lizard person. And
I look and I realized I tapped the wrong one.
(02:52):
And you say accidental. It was an accident. I'm telling
you it was an accident.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now you tell yourself, Dan, all you want to, but
your true in a side was overriding your consciousness.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This is what it was happening. No, I don't think
that's what happened. So I delete the meme and I
get on a plane and I fly back to Houston.
The whole time I'm on the plane, I keep thinking,
I was like, I wonder if, like I don't know,
the NAACP or something saw me post that and now
they're mad at me. I was like, I would have
to issue a press statement to explain it's not that
(03:28):
I wasn't trying to offend people. I just wasn't trying
to offend people in the stereotypically racist way that this
meme kind of made it look like I've never done
that before. I never accidentally posted a racist meme. Did
people get offended? A handful of people? And job well done.
That's what you were trying for, right now. How you
did it might not have been the way you wanted
(03:48):
to do it, but you still accomplished your goal. Yeah,
but I didn't want to go one thing on this
radio show. When we're doing comedy and humor, me on
my stand up show, never go for the predictable joke, right,
lizard person was great, it was Illuminati or whatever. The
sasquatch thing looked too much like a racist stereotype. I
wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do you have the picture of the two of them
in jail, because it wouldn't make it. Oh nobody said,
somebody else. Somebody else did. Yeah, it wouldn't do what
I wanted. If you get that picture of them in jail,
shouldn't that to me? Goes, I'm gonna put that on
my phone. This is the thing I accidentally posted. Oh, Kenny,
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That tone. That's not Jasmin Crockett. It's not what I
was trying to post. No, it's not Jasmin crack. That's
my shallow pod. That's the b the way. She's a
beautiful woman, stunning in brain.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, absolutely, no question about that. We have had several
people email us about Jasmin Crockett since we played that
little clip of her earlier, and they said, I don't
care how ghetto she talks. She ain't that ghetto because
she ain't keeping hot sauce in her Louis Vutan purse
like Hillary does.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's true, Hilary, Yeah, hot sauce in my bag. Swag. Oh,
she's something insane by the way. That pisses me off too.
We were gone for two weeks. How many bottles of
hot sauce do you see around here? None? I had
to look. I hadn't really look. I tell you this
just pretty said. When we leave, even for a day
or a weekend, people mess with our stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
People touch our stuff, They touch our stuf. And we
got back most of our stuff was working. All the
little switches and buttons and knobs and everything still work.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
But they stole our hot sauce. Mother.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Uh huh, exact them, son of the Now.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Here's the news story that it inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Maybe maybe it's a bad time, and maybe it's the
exact perfect time, sure for a story like this. Uh,
Before you launch off into another week of skiing and
broadcasting from the mountains again, new story about a skier
who died on Aspen Mountain in Colorado after colliding with
(05:56):
a tree. This happened the Friday before Christmas, December nineteenth. Okay,
skier was wearing a helmet collided with a tree on
Aspen Mountain. They also sometimes call it ajax. I don't
know if you've been there, but that's what they say,
is that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
The scary mountain, the big one. It's a big mountain. Yeah,
there's a mountain that you have to walk. You get
off that, I'm told you get off the chair left
and then you've got to walk up the hill. They
have a gondola. My dear, Oh, I've heard there's there's
one mountain one run that's very difficult to get to.
Is that the one you're talking about? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
It just says on Aspen Mountain, all right, go on,
and the skier, well that's pretty much all theyre do. It.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Skier was wearing a helmet.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Skied into a tree and died, was taken to Aspen
Valley Hospital and did not survive. Truly sorry for their loss,
controlling sister, friends and family, And they do not, of
course reveal who it was, at least not at the
reporting of this, which was just two days ago, they
still didn't reveal who it was.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
All right, nothing, you know. Often is the case when
when this happens, the first you can be more careful, right,
you can be more careful. Now, often is the case
when this happens. The person who hit the tree was
skiing through trees. That's what's where the trees are. Yeah,
well right, they're not just on a regular run. They've
kind of gone off into the I have to stay
in the middle. Yeah. Usually when you hear these stories,
(07:22):
because people that don't ski will hear that and they'll think, oh,
you could really die from skiing. Yeah, but you're never
gonna do that kind of skiing. The person's gone somewhere
they're not supposed to be to try to get something
more challenging, and lo and behold, they ended up killing themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Like, regular skiing is just too easy for some of
these people. So they have to go off jumps, or
they have to slide across a big steel pipes, or
or they have to ski off into trees and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Because it's just too easy. Yeah, you know that's the thing.
They haven't found that to be the case with me
and mind. That's okay, you know you and yours. I mean,
because people like me, we like a challenge, you know,
the kind of skiing that we more advanced skier do.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
How much air would you say you got off of
that big jump you did last what two weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Last year, I did some big jumps. This year I
did some tiny jumps. Yeah, because last year I hurt myself.
I don't think I.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Could have gotten a deck of cards underneath your skis
and then you went when you went for air.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm not saying you're wrong. Last year I got some air,
and I learned the hard way what catching some air means.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So the only when you when you land, you're supposed
to being in ease and kind of take it and
then you pop back up.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
My strategy is more to land on my side and
then kind of flip around a little and yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's you seem to have a serious problem controlling.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Your raid D Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean into the year, you're trying to figure out
what your old hour is and how much money you
got to claim on your taxes. Look at a stock
market today, Dow down about one hundred and fifty. So
for this morning, now's back down the over one hundred.
But I did notice that for the year, and this
will as of last week, the NASDAC the doll was
(09:04):
up for the year six thousand, three hundred and twenty
six points and Nasdaq was up four thousand, six hundred
seventy two points. Now that's going down a little bit,
you know today, But that's basically looking really good.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Between mid March.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Early April and today, we've had some some real nice
money making opportunities there in the investment world.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
The stock market chose to go up in the year
twenty twenty five the way it did. Uh, there's no
way of knowing. Nobody's ever gonna be able to tell
you why. And if they blamed Trump, you know, or
give him credit, Uh, don't don't believe that, because it
ain't about Trump at all. You know, it's just one
of those things. It could have been anybody being president
and it was just a timing, that's all I.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Will say that. It sounds like it might have been Trump.
You think it was there? You go see there this
time of year. Uh, boy, it does kind of bum
me out. Having to pay tax. Oh you don't like it, Well,
I guess you're the only one. I don't care for it. No, Well,
what are the Somali's going to do without your taxes?
I know that's the worst part, the worst. What's worse
having to pay all that money or knowing what they
(10:12):
do with it?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, And do you think it's possible that Tim Walls
never got any of that money?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I mean he probably got something. Okay, of course he did.
Let's let's pretend he has nothing to do with the scam.
Let's pretend he has nothing to do with it because a
good pretender. Well that's possible. Let's pretend. Let's pretend he
has nothing to do with it. He certainly benefited it
from it, from the political donation. Of course, the Somalians.
He's defending them for a reason. He knows who's writing
those checks. Well, that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The politicians create the scams that the Somalis or whoever
it is, right gets all the money, and then they
get all the money, and they donate a lot of
that millions and millions of dollars. They donate it to
Democrat politicians who then make more to let them get
more money. And it's just a vicious circle. It's like
(11:04):
a feeding frenzy for a shark attack.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And I know we've beaten this dead horse before. How
bizarre Queers for Palestine is? But yeah, that's Minnesota. Is
in a Seoul die. If there was a place, if
Queers for Palestine was a place, it would be Minneapolis.
That's true. Hey, you're telling me the most liberal, progressive
LGBTQ fully grown men wearing prom dresses with nipple rings
(11:31):
and lesbians with full beards, and that that culture of
like far left extremism and Islamic nut jobs. You're telling
me those two groups of people have nothing in common
side by side except that they hate Republicans. What's the
one thing they have in common? They hate Trump? Other
than that nothing. One of these groups of people would
(11:51):
throw the other off a building if they had.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
The hate you for a voting for Trump? So granted, Yeah,
Don said years ago, I called him Don They they
they they're coming after him, but they're really coming after you.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He's just in the way. Do you call him Don?
Not to his faith?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, No, but now here Oh at another email. Kenny
probably knows because he's, you know, personal friends with the
governor of the Great State of Louisiana. Sure, it's your
favorite governor slash special Envoy to Greenland been up too lately.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
We haven't had a chance to mention it. But after
it was announced that he was becoming the Special Envoy
to Greenland, a lot of people thought, oh, so he's
not gonna be governor anymore. Yeah, they thought that kicked
him out of his job. I know. It turns out
the Special Envoy to Greenland isn't a real time consuming job. No,
And I'm not saying that to dinner great Jeff Landry.
I'm saying he'll still have plenty of time to be governor,
(12:49):
is what I mean by that. It's not like this
is going to take up a lot of his some
photo ops or something, you know, like shows up twice
a year for some meetings or something. It's like being
on the board of directors some you know, charity group
or something. Well, what I'm saying is running the state
of Louisiana takes most of the day, Yeah, it does.
And then at the end of the day, with a
little bit of extra time there he can answer questions
(13:11):
about Greenland. Hey, what should we do about there's a
block ice over here next to a walrush. Moved the walrus,
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But it was a I guess questioning, puzzling and causing
people to question why did Trump pick him?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Because he's good at his job? Because Jeff's good. I
know there are people listening there like, oh.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, have an affinity for Greenland? Did he always you know,
like ever since he was a little kid in junior
high school. Did he write book reports about Greenland and
knows everything there is to know about the country, And
they said, wow, Oh, this guy's a great politician. He's
getting stuff done and he is an expert on Greenland.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, I don't think so well as you know, I
know everything. Why don't you just get old Jeff as
you call him on the phone? Un lest you just
find out what it is about Greenland? And he so
worked up about we probably could, but just for the record,
here's a short end holidays. Trump appointed Louisiana Governor Jeff
Landry as US Special Envoy to Greenland because Landry is
(14:06):
a loyal ally who publicly supports Trump's goal of acquiring
the territory and understands its strategic important for US national security,
dealing with Russia, dealing with China, keeping them out of
the Arctic. Landry proactively sought the role to advance negotiations
towards making Greenland part of the US. So he wanted
the job. No, what does it pay? I don't think
(14:27):
it's about the money. Ahead, Oh, it's always about the money. Yeah.
Uh more emails waltna Johnson dot com. Uh okay, people
giving you a hard time back your flat. I mean,
I'm happy to I knew when I told the story
that it was going to do this, But go ahead.
The fact that you took ownership of a vehicle without
being aware that there was no spare tire means Kanita.
(14:52):
That's you, Tonny. I believe the female reversion of Kenny
is Kenya, but go on, don't even think Knda is
a name you just made up. You think you can
make it up? The emailer did, Yeah, the emailer. Your
insults aren't that good. I could have done better. Needs
to sit down to pee for the rest of the week.
Shame on you. Sally, Okay, who's I'm Sally? What's your
(15:13):
name from Sally to? Can you pick a lane?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, that's rude. I'm sorry they're giving you a hard time.
Can I bought an expensive car and I discovered it
did not have a flat tire four months later.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Shouldn't you have known it before you drove it off
the lot? Shouldn't you have investigated that?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
At least the one thing I didn't check, No check,
ask Kenny? Did he did?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
He pull up the flap in the trunk and look
underneath it. That maybe where the spare tire. Is there's
a flap underneath the carpet in the trunk and you
you if you raise that up, that might have it
might have been in there.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's adorable. But no, to explain the story I told earlier,
when we pulled up the flat, that's where we found
an air pump and a bottle of goo. You pulled
up a flat, No, when we pulled up the flap
flat the flat? Yeah, so that's in there. Yeah, And
I gotta tell you it was the most disappointed I
ever was to discover a goo box.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You're not going to find your wife at the bar,
you know. But you're also you're not going to find
your wife on a dating app, and you're not going
to find your wife through a day job. And you're
not going to find your wife by like joining a
run club or having a hobby.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's because you are a gay man.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
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