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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're back. Everybody's oh, we're back. Look, we're working hard
on a Monday morning, not just any Monday, the last
Monday of the year. And luckily for us, we don't
have to worry about the bomb cyclone. I'm sorry, what's
the bomb cyclone? But they said, brace yourself if you're
in the Midwest and the northeast. That's why we're not
(00:20):
getting a lot of snow in the southwest Colorado where
we need it, because the Midwest and the northeast is
getting all of it. I don't think it works like that.
That's how it works. Oh, winter storm is expected to batter,
not like you know, battered cake. You know, yeah, like
cake batter. But we would like some cake. I love cake. Yeah, Hi,
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it's good too. Anyway, the northwest or the northeast and
the Midwest, up to forty million people have been placed
on alert because of a possible bomb cyclone. You know,
you can't just have a coal front anymore. You got
to have a polar vortex or a bomb cyclone. That's
how you get people scared so that they don't turn
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the TV off. That's a good point, Billy. Yeah, I don't.
I don't fall for it. I'm not a bomb cyclone
guy myself. No, I don't don't care about it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And uh, you know, while we're on the topic here,
I'm not a what was the term that you just use?
An emotional clear coder.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, yeah, we have some new terms for the dating
world if you're into that sort of thing. The top
dating trends for the new year include clear coding. Does
anybody know what that means? There's emotional vibe coding, hot
take dating, and finfluence. Okay, so clear coding.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Winter coating is a recent dating trend where an individual,
typically an ex partner, re establishes a romantic or intimate
connection solely to have a companion during the cold, lonely
winter months.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
For snuggles.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You gotta have somebody to snuggle with, or to have
someone to show up at your office Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Look everyone, Claire's not a mess. She has a boyfriend.
He seems totally normal, and then he's gone again. He's
got a few face tattoo Sure, but they're gonna make
it those hot take dating.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I mean, I could guess, but why should we when
we have the internet?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, a dating hot take is is sharing a strong,
often controversial, personal opinion about dating or relationships early on
to quickly test compatibility and filter potential partners, revealing values,
deal breakers, or unique perspectives. What like butt stuff? Probably
so that means like, I'm really into feet. You go
there first, Well, just a first thing you thought of,
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just a thing that like like a like a kink
that it's taboo, but it's not real taboo. It's like
like feet, like feet's kind of weird, but it's not
harmful or you know, it's not my thing. I don't
I don't want anyone to look at my feet. My
feet are disgusting. I was in a workout class yesterday, yoga.
I'll spoil the surprise because I do that once a
(02:58):
week now and you have to have your feet. And
my feet are all torn up and cut up from
running and.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
They're just all mangled and ding.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They're always bad, but right now they're really bad. I
got bunions and blisters. And the woman comes over during
the cour and she starts like touching me, like, no,
you're doing the form wrong. Oh. Then she's touching my
feet and I want I wanted to warn her. I
was like, ma'am not good with that. Yeah, you don't
want to touch my feet. That's be like touching toxic wasters.
Like what are you doing? I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Touch your feet and I don't want you're touching mine.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I say, thank you, Yeah we have that in common.
I don't get feet at all. I really don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Do you see the email about to run flat tar?
Maybe that's what you got on there. Maybe they knew
you might have a run flat tar.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It didn't the rim didn't look bent, but you can't
really tell by looking at it, can you.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Unless you scrape it up. No, but it wouldn't have
been it so much as it would have just scraped
it if you're driving it across the bavement.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
For those that are just tuning in, we were having
a conversation in the last segment about how I had
a flat last weekend and I discovered my new Were
model convertible doesn't have a spare tire, and so there
was like an argument between me and the handful of
people that, you know, the valet driver and the guy
in the parking garage want to be helpful and they're
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all like, no, you can drive on the flat because
I couldn't get out of the parking garage.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Like, just drive it out, Kenny. Well, the advice I
gave you was not to drive on it because I
didn't have run flat tires on mine. Run flat mean
it means that you can still ride on it even
though it's flat. Okay, you can run on it while
it's flat. Run flat.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Also, I also point this out, first flat tire I
having in this car. The the alert I get on
my dashboard.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Is this tiny. It's the tiniest little triangle you've ever seen.
I didn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It till I parked the car and I was like, oh,
I've got a flat And then the valet runs over.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He's like, you got a flat tire. It's like, yes,
I see that. Yeahs.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
The triangle is like the size of the dot of
your pupil. I'm like, this is way I need a
big thing to let me know. Oh, it's not that big,
So I hope it is run flat.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I hear you. Yeah, And you said it was a
slash on the side, which sounds like somebody could have
done it on purpose. My first question, But you also
said you were driving it while it went flat.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, I thought I think I did, Yeah, the valet
says to me. And I didn't do anything either. I
drove it to go get it washed. I brought it
back where I was at. I didn't go anywhere. And
I don't want to make this a needlessly long story.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Maybe the car wash could it. That's what I thought.
Drive it in there so soon the car wash. Yo,
you'll own that thing. You'll be the proud owner of
a car wash someday. Kenny, Wow, that'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You like quarters. My grandma used to live, big fan
of quarters. I'd get a lot of quarters.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Definitely recommend owning a car wash. But Billy, yeah, that
was like forty years ago. That doesn't nobody uses quarters?
Who asked change? Anybody have changed in their pocket? Right
now in this room, does anybody have changed in their pocket?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Didn't one of you guys ask me if I had
changed while we were in Colorado?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I asked you if you had any change for
the parking meter. Everybody laughed, We're like, what do we mean?
Credit card? It does? It also takes uh nichols and
dimes and quarters.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
My grandma used to live in a high rise in
Florida when she retired right on the water and the
guy that lived in the penthouse was the inventor of
the car wash. Really yeah, and I remember the automated kind, right,
not the kind where you have to go hose it yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, he came up with that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And I never got to meet the guy, but I
always wanted to ask him, you know, because in retrospect,
that's a very obvious invention, like radio on the internet. Well,
you know, any you know, it was a time when
it wasn't it was a new idea. Yeah, exactly. It
was like why what made you think of this? What
were you doing where you were like, there ought to
be a machine, it'll just spray a hose, been around
and run and around and yank your intent off. Yeah,
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well yes exactly, But mister Kenneth, I had to had
to work on that. That was a little problem they had,
speaking of your yanking your antenna off. What'd you do
on Christmas this year?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You have fun? Well, yes, of course, celebrated with friends
and not so much family.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
What's it like having a like a second killer Christmas
with a bunch of heathens.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What's that like, mister Kenna? Well you should know. No,
I go to midnight Mass I was not only did
I go to midnight Mass.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I went to a Polish Catholic midnight Mass, one hour of.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The twenty four hour of the day. And you feel
like that covers you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I went to church on Christmas Eve because I'm an
Italian Catholic and the guy came out with this thick
Polish accent. I couldn't understand what he was saying, and
he was speaking English too. We went to the ten
pm midnight Mass. Go ahead, now, I know, because if
you came back for the midnight it was midnight somewhere,
it was ten pm, right, it was midnight, so I
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bet it was.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It was midnight in Nova Scotia.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I think it was midnight in Bermuda or you know
what I mean, because it's the Central time zone. Said
two hours. But I was like, well, what come in?
What happens if I come back at midnight for midnight Mass?
He said, it's incomplete Polish. If you're having trouble understanding now, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Not even Wow. Yeah, Jay writes in at Walton Johnson
dot com. He said, for future flats, just you know,
it's a little f y. Get you a spare huh. Yeah, No,
I'm with you, and there's not even a spot back there.
I've never owned a car that didn't have a spare
tire with a regular size trunk. You open the is
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it in the bast not a frunk? Is it? I
don't know what kind of car we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's so it's a larger sized. Yes, it's a larger size.
It's amazing the car people are calling me right now. Okay,
I'll have to call him back. It's a regular it's
a larger size convertible.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's not. It's a convertible, but it's a bigger convertible.
So there's room in the trunk for a tire and
a jack. Room in there for Yeah, go onto them
little hydraulic ones, you know, uh, telescopes up. Uh. I
bet it's been a while since anybody had a jack
that you put on the fender and just like crank
it stuck that because that it used to mess up
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the fender, I mean, the bumper bad.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know what's weird about that is if all the
parts of flips changing a tire, that one part with
a jack where you go like this, that's the easiest
for me.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Trebling Paradise listening to Walt Luke Johnson Hot dating trends
in twenty twenty five and just at tire Talk.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Welcome back to flat tire Talk. We'll get back to
that in a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'll have everyone. No, I just got a call and
the rims fine, The rim is fine, and you get
a new tire. Yeah, now who's going to put it
back on the car? The mechanic at the Oh okay,
they have the whole car. I get the free roadside assistance,
but all they could do is take the car and
they didn't have another tire to get me. People are
gonna listen to this now and just think I'm not
a man.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You know, well, there have been some suggestions in the
email of regarding that maybe your cop friend should have
come over. She probably has skills. See, I could change
a tire. I didn't have a tire to change tools
and a replacement.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And I didn't know none of that was there until
this happened. And then I find out I did free
roadside assistance. I think, oh good, they'll come give me
a tire. No, No, that don't mean get a new
tire for free. They just assist you with getting a tire.
They come take the car. Some it's like, all I
really need is a spare I'll give you the spear
back when I'm done.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
They don't do that either. In the meantime, I've got
a warning out for all of you people who like
to go swimming in the ocean, and you get you
a shark band, because that'll keep the sharks away. You
ever heard of a shark band before? Like on your arm,
put it on your ankle. It's an electromagnetic device meant
to ward off sharks. A lady named.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Lady is let's face it is her name consequential to
the story.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, it's Erica Erica. Is it is it spelled air RecA? No,
it's just Ereca, Rica Erica. She was swimming along with
her husband and other members of the Kelp Crawlers.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A swim sounds like a great group of people. These
sound like fun with a cool name like that.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh of course. Yeah, she's about fifty five years old
and likes to swim and do triathlons and stuff like that. Well,
people started calling the police out around Santa Cruz, California
last Saturday. They police in Santa Cruz, California. Yeah, I'm impressed.
I would have thought they would have gotten rid of
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them yours. I got a phone call. Witnesses called in
reported seeing a shark with a human body in its
mouth swimming along and then it submerged and went underwater. Now,
at the same time, this Erica Fox, who was swimming
in a triathlon got taken by a shark. So they're
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they're immediately thinking, huh, I wonder if that could be her.
It's Erica Fox. The body of the triathlete killed in
a shark attack along the California has been recovered. She
vanished while swimming with her husband, and another group said
she was a little bit ahead of most of them.
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She's about one hundred yards ahead. Everybody else had kind
of fallen behind. Apparently she was kicking it in and
a shark just came up. Even though she was wearing
the shark band. The shark didn't care. I don't know.
Maybe she didn't turn it on right or something, you know,
maybe she forgot to charge it the night before. I
don't know. But anyway, his wife of thirty years was
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taken from him on the weekend before Christmas, and then
they found her the weekend after Christmas. There's a tough week,
you know what was Christmas and all going on in
him missing his wife thirty years. So sure enough they
went and found her body and that was her. She
was still wearing the shark band. Well, the shark didn't like,
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you know, bite it off o her and spit it
out or anything.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Is the shark band kind of like gatar? It's like
it seems like it should work, but it's not a
real thing. It sounds like bear spray right well. Bear
spray works, though.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well, only if you have time to dig it out
of your backpack, flip the little top switch thing off,
you know, so that you don't accidentally spray yourself in
the house or the store where you're buying it, and
then have enough time to point it in the direction
of the charging bear before it rips you to shreds.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Billy, let me ask you realistically here, somebody's hiking through
the mountains or jogging down a trail in some forest
preserve or whatever. What do you think is easier to
deal with a gun in a holster or the bear spray?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Obviously? Gun? Are you never? Are you just saying that though,
because you love guns? Because I want that to be
the answer I want that to be the answer. Yeah,
you take bear, spray out into the woods. I'll take
my gun and we'll see who comes back. Well, first
we got to find a bear. Well, this shouldn't be
too hard. In this weird I rub you down with
some lard first. In this weird hypothetical, it's almost like
you're admitting on the radio, we're gonna go out and
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break the law. I don't think you're allowed to hunt
for bears with a Handguy, I'm not hunting for bears.
He was hunting me. No, he's not.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He is the problem. You just set the solution. You
just set out you're gonna go find a bear. That
by definition, mister.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Kenner's gonna go trapes around out in the woods until
the bear finds you. But we have to hurry. They
tend to hibernate around in this time of year. Right,
we might have to like go into a cave or
something to get this thing started. Isn't a sleep though.
You can't wake up the bear, can you You can
kind of you know, you know, mess with them, punch them.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You can wake a hibernating bear. Oh yeah, what do
you got to cover yourself in raw bacon.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Or how would that I rub some lard on you?
I think you that smell alone will probably drive him
to wake up.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We who needs to rub lard on you? We've got
Prellene right here. Just bring her with you know you're
gonna rub all over her? Is that what you plan
on that when I met?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't think so. All right?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Moving along to other news stories, do what about the
other shark attacks?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
There's when we do shark news, other shark stories pop
up on my computer. Dad of four, father of four
killed by a shark off the off of Israel, Israeli coast.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He got attacked wait Palestinian or Israeli by a species
believed to be harmless.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You know how people go, oh, yeah, we were swimming
with the sharks, but they were you know, white tips
or black tips or whatever they were.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
This sounds like a news story about hamas well. Do
you think they're harmless?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I don't know. No, the shark killed him. They're like
other of four snarkling by himself off the coast of Israel,
snarkling earlier this year. It's a snorkel thing, snorkeling, snorkling.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But I say snark you said, snarkling sounds like something
some like Peddy gay Guy would do at your hair salons.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Anyway, it was a school. He swam into a school
of dusky sharks. Okay, oh wait a minute, that's not
what that means. But it does considered to be harmless
to humans. But I guess a whole school of them decided,
you know what, I'm hearing good things about this human flesh,
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Let's give it a try. What do you say?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Honestly, I'm curious. It's one of the only exotic meats
I've never eaten. I've never had human flesh, and I'm
not saying I would do it illegally, but if there
was a legal way to consume human meat, I would
try it.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay, what would you season it with? That's my question.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Because a lot of humans are eating things you probably
wouldn't want your food to eat, like the cattle, for example.
It's eating grass fed cattles like, well, I know what
grass is, but a human being's probably eating all kinds of.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Weird stuff like cattle. Well that's one thing, all right.
So they back when they started that whole mad cow disease, Sure,
it's because they were grinding up dead cows and putting
them into cow food. Was there too much cows and
the cows were eating other cows and it was causing
you know, like problems and stuff. So you might have
the same thing. If you start eating humans and be
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like cows eating cows, you're gonna get mad Kinney disease.
I would try.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It would be worth it, you know what I mean.
I mean, I think it should be worth it for you,
like growing up near power line. Sure it might give
you webbed feet, but it might give you superpowers. You know,
you don't know what it's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What kind of superpower you hoping for.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
If I could choose my superpower, I mean, flights in
obvious one, X ray vision not around here, it ain't.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I gotta think the laser stuff would be pretty cool.
Late X ray vision was about invisibility and visit where
you can't nobody can see you.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Okay, obviously some of these things would be cool for
doing creepy stuff. But at the end of the day,
flights the obvious one or I'm not around here. I'm
telling you, I've warned people about this for years. What
you start flying in this part of the country, people
are gonna start unloading twelve gages on your ass.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Man. Hey, he's right. We got emails from guys that
spent the entire Christmas week while we were off doing
our thing shooting drones. No duck hunting, oh plenty, a
lot of duck hunters listen to us into blind.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I gotta think for us city boys, shooting a drone
down in your backyard's kind of like the city equivalent
of going duck hunt.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Probably, you know, but if you get the power of fight,
you also need the power of invisibility so that some
you know, some hunters don't start taking plotshots that jet
or bullet resistant skin. Okay, you know there's a way
to go true, but in this hypothetical you only get
the one superpower. So I gotta think bullet resisted skin.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Plus, it would be cool to walk into the ghetto
and just start a fight with thirty guys with two
drop tattoos, and what are they gonna do?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Shoot you? No, I just said I got the bullet
resisted skin. It won't work. What happens when they used
to shoot Superman. This was this used to crack John up.
He was the first one that pointed this out to
me about forty years ago. It's like in the old
Superman shows, they would shoot at Superman and he would
stand there with his chest out like this sure and
the bullets you know, they only had six shooters back
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in those days because it's really old andy, and they
would shoot him and the bullets wouldn't just just bounce
off it sound like again, Okay, got it? Okay, got it? Yes,
and and and after that, shot Superman six times with
bullets from a gun and he just stood there grinning
at him. The only thing they could think of to
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do next was to throw the gun at him, and
he ducked. That's the tricky part. He didn't try to
dodge the bullets. They're bouncing off his chest. The guy's
got an empty gun and he's like, uh, at here,
and he throws it at Superman's head and he dodges
it like George Bush, you know, flying getting away from
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a flip flop.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Throwing a gun at someone to use it as a
weapon because he ran out of bullets is such a
gay b list actor Hollywood thing to do. Huh. How
did people not know Hollywood was gay back then when
they were doing that. We got this low paid, low
quality actor over here, and we've asked him to improvise
in a scene. What's he gonna do. He's gonna throw
a handgun at Superman. That's exactly what a gay guy
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would do. And shouldn't Superman have just let it hit him? Sure,
it just bounce off his nose or something and then
just laugh. Well, it depends if the bullets didn't hurt him.
You think that gun is gonna, you know, give him
a bloody nose. I don't think I bet he would
let the pistol hit his face if in this hypothetical
Superman was being played by Rock Hudson, Well, sure
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's super duper, that's nice Walton and Johnson
We're back. Everybody's oh, we're back. Look, we're working hard
on a Monday morning, not just any Monday, the last
Monday of the year. And luckily for us, we don't
have to worry about the bomb cyclone. I'm sorry, what's
the bomb cyclone? But they said, brace yourself if you're
in the Midwest and the northeast. That's why we're not
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getting a lot of snow in the southwest Colorado where
we need it, because the Midwest and the northeast is
getting all of it. I don't think it works like that.
That's how it works. Oh, winter storm is expected to batter,
not like you know, battered cake. You know, yeah, like
cake batter. But we would like some cake. I love cake. Yeah, Hi,
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it's good too. Anyway, the northwest or the northeast and
the Midwest, up to forty million people have been placed
on alert because of a possible bomb cyclone. You know,
you can't just have a coal front anymore. You got
to have a polar vortex or a bomb cyclone. That's
how you get people scared so that they don't turn
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the TV off. That's a good point, Billy. Yeah, I don't.
I don't fall for it. I'm not a bomb cyclone
guy myself. No, I don't don't care about it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And uh, you know, while we're on the topic here,
I'm not a what was the term that you just use?
An emotional clear coder.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, yeah, we have some new terms for the dating
world if you're into that sort of thing. The top
dating trends for the new year include clear coding. Does
anybody know what that means? There's emotional vibe coding, hot
take dating, and finfluence. Okay, so clear coding.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Winter coating is a recent dating trend where an individual,
typically an ex partner, re establishes a romantic or intimate
connection solely to have a companion during the cold, lonely
winter months.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
For snuggles.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You gotta have somebody to snuggle with, or to have
someone to show up at your office Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Look everyone, Claire's not a mess. She has a boyfriend.
He seems totally normal, and then he's gone again. He's
got a few face tattoo Sure, but they're gonna make
it those hot take dating.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I mean, I could guess, but why should we when
we have the internet?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, a dating hot take is is sharing a strong,
often controversial, personal opinion about dating or relationships early on
to quickly test compatibility and filter potential partners, revealing values,
deal breakers, or unique perspectives. What like butt stuff? Probably
so that means like, I'm really into feet. You go
there first, Well, just a first thing you thought of,
(02:38):
just a thing that like like a like a kink
that it's taboo, but it's not real taboo. It's like
like feet, like feet's kind of weird, but it's not
harmful or you know, it's not my thing. I don't
I don't want anyone to look at my feet. My
feet are disgusting. I was in a workout class yesterday, yoga.
I'll spoil the surprise because I do that once a
(02:58):
week now and you have to have your feet. And
my feet are all torn up and cut up from
running and.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
They're just all mangled and ding.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They're always bad, but right now they're really bad. I
got bunions and blisters. And the woman comes over during
the cour and she starts like touching me, like, no,
you're doing the form wrong. Oh. Then she's touching my
feet and I want I wanted to warn her. I
was like, ma'am not good with that. Yeah, you don't
want to touch my feet. That's be like touching toxic wasters.
Like what are you doing? I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Touch your feet and I don't want you're touching mine.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I say, thank you, Yeah we have that in common.
I don't get feet at all. I really don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Do you see the email about to run flat tar?
Maybe that's what you got on there. Maybe they knew
you might have a run flat tar.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It didn't the rim didn't look bent, but you can't
really tell by looking at it, can you.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Unless you scrape it up. No, but it wouldn't have
been it so much as it would have just scraped
it if you're driving it across the bavement.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
For those that are just tuning in, we were having
a conversation in the last segment about how I had
a flat last weekend and I discovered my new Were
model convertible doesn't have a spare tire, and so there
was like an argument between me and the handful of
people that, you know, the valet driver and the guy
in the parking garage want to be helpful and they're
(04:13):
all like, no, you can drive on the flat because
I couldn't get out of the parking garage.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Like, just drive it out, Kenny. Well, the advice I
gave you was not to drive on it because I
didn't have run flat tires on mine. Run flat mean
it means that you can still ride on it even
though it's flat. Okay, you can run on it while
it's flat. Run flat.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Also, I also point this out, first flat tire I
having in this car. The the alert I get on
my dashboard.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Is this tiny. It's the tiniest little triangle you've ever seen.
I didn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It till I parked the car and I was like, oh,
I've got a flat And then the valet runs over.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He's like, you got a flat tire. It's like, yes,
I see that. Yeahs.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
The triangle is like the size of the dot of
your pupil. I'm like, this is way I need a
big thing to let me know. Oh, it's not that big,
So I hope it is run flat.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I hear you. Yeah, And you said it was a
slash on the side, which sounds like somebody could have
done it on purpose. My first question, But you also
said you were driving it while it went flat.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, I thought I think I did, Yeah, the valet
says to me. And I didn't do anything either. I
drove it to go get it washed. I brought it
back where I was at. I didn't go anywhere. And
I don't want to make this a needlessly long story.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Maybe the car wash could it. That's what I thought.
Drive it in there so soon the car wash. Yo,
you'll own that thing. You'll be the proud owner of
a car wash someday. Kenny, Wow, that'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You like quarters. My grandma used to live, big fan
of quarters. I'd get a lot of quarters.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Definitely recommend owning a car wash. But Billy, yeah, that
was like forty years ago. That doesn't nobody uses quarters?
Who asked change? Anybody have changed in their pocket? Right
now in this room, does anybody have changed in their pocket?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Didn't one of you guys ask me if I had
changed while we were in Colorado?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I asked you if you had any change for
the parking meter. Everybody laughed, We're like, what do we mean?
Credit card? It does? It also takes uh nichols and
dimes and quarters.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
My grandma used to live in a high rise in
Florida when she retired right on the water and the
guy that lived in the penthouse was the inventor of
the car wash. Really yeah, and I remember the automated kind, right,
not the kind where you have to go hose it yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, he came up with that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And I never got to meet the guy, but I
always wanted to ask him, you know, because in retrospect,
that's a very obvious invention, like radio on the internet. Well,
you know, any you know, it was a time when
it wasn't it was a new idea. Yeah, exactly. It
was like why what made you think of this? What
were you doing where you were like, there ought to
be a machine, it'll just spray a hose, been around
and run and around and yank your intent off. Yeah,
(06:43):
well yes exactly, But mister Kenneth, I had to had
to work on that. That was a little problem they had,
speaking of your yanking your antenna off. What'd you do
on Christmas this year?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You have fun? Well, yes, of course, celebrated with friends
and not so much family.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
What's it like having a like a second killer Christmas
with a bunch of heathens.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What's that like, mister Kenna? Well you should know. No,
I go to midnight Mass I was not only did
I go to midnight Mass.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I went to a Polish Catholic midnight Mass, one hour of.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The twenty four hour of the day. And you feel
like that covers you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I went to church on Christmas Eve because I'm an
Italian Catholic and the guy came out with this thick
Polish accent. I couldn't understand what he was saying, and
he was speaking English too. We went to the ten
pm midnight Mass. Go ahead, now, I know, because if
you came back for the midnight it was midnight somewhere,
it was ten pm, right, it was midnight, so I
(07:36):
bet it was.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It was midnight in Nova Scotia.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I think it was midnight in Bermuda or you know
what I mean, because it's the Central time zone. Said
two hours. But I was like, well, what come in?
What happens if I come back at midnight for midnight Mass?
He said, it's incomplete Polish. If you're having trouble understanding now, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Not even Wow. Yeah, Jay writes in at Walton Johnson
dot com. He said, for future flats, just you know,
it's a little f y. Get you a spare huh. Yeah, No,
I'm with you, and there's not even a spot back there.
I've never owned a car that didn't have a spare
tire with a regular size trunk. You open the is
(08:14):
it in the bast not a frunk? Is it? I
don't know what kind of car we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's so it's a larger sized. Yes, it's a larger size.
It's amazing the car people are calling me right now. Okay,
I'll have to call him back. It's a regular it's
a larger size convertible.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's not. It's a convertible, but it's a bigger convertible.
So there's room in the trunk for a tire and
a jack. Room in there for Yeah, go onto them
little hydraulic ones, you know, uh, telescopes up. Uh. I
bet it's been a while since anybody had a jack
that you put on the fender and just like crank
it stuck that because that it used to mess up
(08:49):
the fender, I mean, the bumper bad.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know what's weird about that is if all the
parts of flips changing a tire, that one part with
a jack where you go like this, that's the easiest
for me.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
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Speaker 1 (09:14):
Welcome back to flat tire Talk. We'll get back to
that in a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'll have everyone. No, I just got a call and
the rims fine, The rim is fine, and you get
a new tire. Yeah, now who's going to put it
back on the car? The mechanic at the Oh okay,
they have the whole car. I get the free roadside assistance,
but all they could do is take the car and
they didn't have another tire to get me. People are
gonna listen to this now and just think I'm not
a man.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You know, well, there have been some suggestions in the
email of regarding that maybe your cop friend should have
come over. She probably has skills. See, I could change
a tire. I didn't have a tire to change tools
and a replacement.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And I didn't know none of that was there until
this happened. And then I find out I did free
roadside assistance. I think, oh good, they'll come give me
a tire. No, No, that don't mean get a new
tire for free. They just assist you with getting a tire.
They come take the car. Some it's like, all I
really need is a spare I'll give you the spear
back when I'm done.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
They don't do that either. In the meantime, I've got
a warning out for all of you people who like
to go swimming in the ocean, and you get you
a shark band, because that'll keep the sharks away. You
ever heard of a shark band before? Like on your arm,
put it on your ankle. It's an electromagnetic device meant
to ward off sharks. A lady named.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Lady is let's face it is her name consequential to
the story.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, it's Erica Erica. Is it is it spelled air RecA? No,
it's just Ereca, Rica Erica. She was swimming along with
her husband and other members of the Kelp Crawlers.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A swim sounds like a great group of people. These
sound like fun with a cool name like that.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh of course. Yeah, she's about fifty five years old
and likes to swim and do triathlons and stuff like that. Well,
people started calling the police out around Santa Cruz, California
last Saturday. They police in Santa Cruz, California. Yeah, I'm impressed.
I would have thought they would have gotten rid of
(11:24):
them yours. I got a phone call. Witnesses called in
reported seeing a shark with a human body in its
mouth swimming along and then it submerged and went underwater. Now,
at the same time, this Erica Fox, who was swimming
in a triathlon got taken by a shark. So they're
(11:49):
they're immediately thinking, huh, I wonder if that could be her.
It's Erica Fox. The body of the triathlete killed in
a shark attack along the California has been recovered. She
vanished while swimming with her husband, and another group said
she was a little bit ahead of most of them.
(12:10):
She's about one hundred yards ahead. Everybody else had kind
of fallen behind. Apparently she was kicking it in and
a shark just came up. Even though she was wearing
the shark band. The shark didn't care. I don't know.
Maybe she didn't turn it on right or something, you know,
maybe she forgot to charge it the night before. I
don't know. But anyway, his wife of thirty years was
(12:31):
taken from him on the weekend before Christmas, and then
they found her the weekend after Christmas. There's a tough week,
you know what was Christmas and all going on in
him missing his wife thirty years. So sure enough they
went and found her body and that was her. She
was still wearing the shark band. Well, the shark didn't like,
(12:54):
you know, bite it off o her and spit it
out or anything.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Is the shark band kind of like gatar? It's like
it seems like it should work, but it's not a
real thing. It sounds like bear spray right well. Bear
spray works, though.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well, only if you have time to dig it out
of your backpack, flip the little top switch thing off,
you know, so that you don't accidentally spray yourself in
the house or the store where you're buying it, and
then have enough time to point it in the direction
of the charging bear before it rips you to shreds.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Billy, let me ask you realistically here, somebody's hiking through
the mountains or jogging down a trail in some forest
preserve or whatever. What do you think is easier to
deal with a gun in a holster or the bear spray?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Obviously? Gun? Are you never? Are you just saying that though,
because you love guns? Because I want that to be
the answer I want that to be the answer. Yeah,
you take bear, spray out into the woods. I'll take
my gun and we'll see who comes back. Well, first
we got to find a bear. Well, this shouldn't be
too hard. In this weird I rub you down with
some lard first. In this weird hypothetical, it's almost like
you're admitting on the radio, we're gonna go out and
(13:59):
break the law. I don't think you're allowed to hunt
for bears with a Handguy, I'm not hunting for bears.
He was hunting me. No, he's not.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He is the problem. You just set the solution. You
just set out you're gonna go find a bear. That
by definition, mister.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Kenner's gonna go trapes around out in the woods until
the bear finds you. But we have to hurry. They
tend to hibernate around in this time of year. Right,
we might have to like go into a cave or
something to get this thing started. Isn't a sleep though.
You can't wake up the bear, can you You can
kind of you know, you know, mess with them, punch them.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You can wake a hibernating bear. Oh yeah, what do
you got to cover yourself in raw bacon.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Or how would that I rub some lard on you?
I think you that smell alone will probably drive him
to wake up.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We who needs to rub lard on you? We've got
Prellene right here. Just bring her with you know you're
gonna rub all over her? Is that what you plan
on that when I met?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't think so. All right?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Moving along to other news stories, do what about the
other shark attacks?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
There's when we do shark news, other shark stories pop
up on my computer. Dad of four, father of four
killed by a shark off the off of Israel, Israeli coast.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He got attacked wait Palestinian or Israeli by a species
believed to be harmless.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You know how people go, oh, yeah, we were swimming
with the sharks, but they were you know, white tips
or black tips or whatever they were.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
This sounds like a news story about hamas well. Do
you think they're harmless?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I don't know. No, the shark killed him. They're like
other of four snarkling by himself off the coast of Israel,
snarkling earlier this year. It's a snorkel thing, snorkeling, snorkling.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But I say snark you said, snarkling sounds like something
some like Peddy gay Guy would do at your hair salons.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Anyway, it was a school. He swam into a school
of dusky sharks. Okay, oh wait a minute, that's not
what that means. But it does considered to be harmless
to humans. But I guess a whole school of them decided,
you know what, I'm hearing good things about this human flesh,
(16:05):
Let's give it a try. What do you say?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Honestly, I'm curious. It's one of the only exotic meats
I've never eaten. I've never had human flesh, and I'm
not saying I would do it illegally, but if there
was a legal way to consume human meat, I would
try it.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay, what would you season it with? That's my question.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Because a lot of humans are eating things you probably
wouldn't want your food to eat, like the cattle, for example.
It's eating grass fed cattles like, well, I know what
grass is, but a human being's probably eating all kinds of.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Weird stuff like cattle. Well that's one thing, all right.
So they back when they started that whole mad cow disease, Sure,
it's because they were grinding up dead cows and putting
them into cow food. Was there too much cows and
the cows were eating other cows and it was causing
you know, like problems and stuff. So you might have
the same thing. If you start eating humans and be
(16:54):
like cows eating cows, you're gonna get mad Kinney disease.
I would try.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It would be worth it, you know what I mean.
I mean, I think it should be worth it for you,
like growing up near power line. Sure it might give
you webbed feet, but it might give you superpowers. You know,
you don't know what it's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What kind of superpower you hoping for.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
If I could choose my superpower, I mean, flights in
obvious one, X ray vision not around here, it ain't.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I gotta think the laser stuff would be pretty cool.
Late X ray vision was about invisibility and visit where
you can't nobody can see you.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Okay, obviously some of these things would be cool for
doing creepy stuff. But at the end of the day,
flights the obvious one or I'm not around here. I'm
telling you, I've warned people about this for years. What
you start flying in this part of the country, people
are gonna start unloading twelve gages on your ass.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Man. Hey, he's right. We got emails from guys that
spent the entire Christmas week while we were off doing
our thing shooting drones. No duck hunting, oh plenty, a
lot of duck hunters listen to us into blind.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I gotta think for us city boys, shooting a drone
down in your backyard's kind of like the city equivalent
of going duck hunt.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Probably, you know, but if you get the power of fight,
you also need the power of invisibility so that some
you know, some hunters don't start taking plotshots that jet
or bullet resistant skin. Okay, you know there's a way
to go true, but in this hypothetical you only get
the one superpower. So I gotta think bullet resisted skin.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Plus, it would be cool to walk into the ghetto
and just start a fight with thirty guys with two
drop tattoos, and what are they gonna do?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Shoot you? No, I just said I got the bullet
resisted skin. It won't work. What happens when they used
to shoot Superman. This was this used to crack John up.
He was the first one that pointed this out to
me about forty years ago. It's like in the old
Superman shows, they would shoot at Superman and he would
stand there with his chest out like this sure and
the bullets you know, they only had six shooters back
(18:48):
in those days because it's really old andy, and they
would shoot him and the bullets wouldn't just just bounce
off it sound like again, Okay, got it? Okay, got it? Yes,
and and and after that, shot Superman six times with
bullets from a gun and he just stood there grinning
at him. The only thing they could think of to
(19:09):
do next was to throw the gun at him, and
he ducked. That's the tricky part. He didn't try to
dodge the bullets. They're bouncing off his chest. The guy's
got an empty gun and he's like, uh, at here,
and he throws it at Superman's head and he dodges
it like George Bush, you know, flying getting away from
(19:31):
a flip flop.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Throwing a gun at someone to use it as a
weapon because he ran out of bullets is such a
gay b list actor Hollywood thing to do. Huh. How
did people not know Hollywood was gay back then when
they were doing that. We got this low paid, low
quality actor over here, and we've asked him to improvise
in a scene. What's he gonna do. He's gonna throw
a handgun at Superman. That's exactly what a gay guy
(19:53):
would do. And shouldn't Superman have just let it hit him? Sure,
it just bounce off his nose or something and then
just laugh. Well, it depends if the bullets didn't hurt him.
You think that gun is gonna, you know, give him
a bloody nose. I don't think I bet he would
let the pistol hit his face if in this hypothetical
Superman was being played by Rock Hudson, Well, sure
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's super duper, that's nice Walton and Johnson
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