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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, kids, if you have an IQ of seventy
and you recently sent money to al Shabab, the Department
of Justice probably won't do anything about it. So yeah,
you'll be fine. I wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It don't seem to be too fired up putting end
to all this nonsense, do they.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, they do not. But we're here and it's that
time of the morning. Boy, we've been getting ready for
this all morning, haven't we.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Boys. We have.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A big, big day in the birthday world. It's I know,
I probably don't have to tell you. It's dead Mouse's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh I know who that is? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Did Mouse?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, he was in Narls Barkley. He was the producer
behind Narls Barkley, Oh that kind of stuff. He also
famously produced the Gray Album. He took jay Z's the
Black Album and he combined it together with the Beatles
White Album, and it was one of the first like
viral music trends on the internet. It just sounded like
a big waste of time to me. Well, you know,
people wanted to listen to some music.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
He's now forty five years old and maybe a little
too old for his fans. These days, of course getting
older too, Sure they're getting old too. Yeah, let's see.
The youngest on my list would be Walker's Scobel. He is,
of course, you know Percy Jackson and Percy Jackson in
the Olympians. He's seventeen today.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Kristen Cavalari been in a couple of TV shows. Also,
she used to be married to a football player. She's
thirty nine. January Jones is forty seven today. She was
Don Draper's wife and mad Men and a few other things.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I've seen mad Men.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Bradley Cooper, he's so Gorgo's fifty one years old today.
Guardians of the Galaxy, you remember the voice of Rocket Raccoon,
who's apparently not a raccoon.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Wait, I'm sorry, that's not a real That Raccoon was fake.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's somebody else making his voice for him.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
A man, I feel like my whole life has been
a lie leading up to this moment.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Marilyn Manson fifty seven, A big fan.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I mean not really my cup, but I'm told
he's good. Live. It's entertaining.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Omkadding which one of these X men was Juggernaut because
it's his birthday today.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The actor.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, what's the actor's name, Vinnie Jones. He's sixty one.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That is Juggernaut.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The oh Juggernuts, like a big giant guy with a
thing on his head, a thing on his head, like
he's got like a metal bucket on his head. Here
he looks like this Juggernaut. He looks like he looks
like that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm thinking of the big guy that's from a Deadpool
Is it the same guy.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Juggernut's in a Deadpool movie? Yeah, he's uh. He first
appeared in X Men number twelve as an adversary the
Super Tiero team. Sorry, I'm sorry, but eventually they became friends,
I think.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay. Yeah. Clancy Brown is sixty seven now. He played
the brutal prison guard in The Shawshank Redemption. Nobody liked
him very much. But he also plays the voice of
mister Crabs on SpongeBob Scrappants Because I'm sorry, Kenny, mister
Crabs was not a crab and using his own voice.
Would you believe I've never seen SpongeBob really? Yeah, I
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think I was too old and I didn't have kids,
so I just never watched it. Pamela Sue Martin is
seventy three today. She was Fallon Carrington and the Original Dynasty.
Also Nancy Drew Mysteries, Sadly Ted Lang, who was the
bartender Isaac on the Love Boat. He's seventy eight. Charlie Rose,
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the broadcaster eighty four. I guess Robert Devall we mentioned
earlier is a ninety five years old today.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Still hanging in there. They've got a list of just
like the top forty or so of his best movies.
Has just take forever to read through them all, but
needless to say, one of the greatest actors of not
just our time, but any time. I think Diane Keaton
died just last year, but she would have turned eighty today.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh yeah, Michael Keaton's ex wife.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's sad no O Corleone's second wife. And the Godfather movies,
well she was Annie Hall, and you know a lot of.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Other stuff if you say so.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh and George Reeves, the guy that played Superman back
in the fifties, you know, the really old old one.
He died they say committed suicide, but a lot of
people don't believe that. In nineteen fifty nine, but he
was born in the state in nineteen fourteen. Today is
National Thank God It's Monday Day and National Whipped Cream Day.
Don't you enjoy a little whipped cream on your hot
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chocolate while you're in the mountains and it's snowing.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It is also the twelfth night of Christmas in National
Screenwriter's Day on National Keto Day? How are you gonna
do whip cream Day? On Keto Day?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's snowing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's snowing, that's true. Yeah, so much for your climate
change theories. Uh huh, I guess the climate just changed.
It did, yeah, and it'll change again pretty soon. It's
snowing a lot too. Look at that. It's really coming
down out there. That is something.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well we need all we can get here.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right, Well, it's time for this day in history,
and it's proudly brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
H I send people that do the work for the
motorcycle riders and stuff. You're talking about law tigers, know,
how could you forget law time? You got a law
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Speaker 1 (05:10):
If you get into a motorcycle accident right after you
call your wife obviously, then you call law tigers.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Today, in eighteen eighty nine, the word hamburger first appeared
in print for the first time ever in a Walla
Walla newspaper. Walla Walla.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Where Walla Walla?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't know where is Walla Walla?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Washington?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, Washington.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, didn't it appear in print first in Humburg?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
That's what I would have thought as well. But I
think they mean in America. Yeah, as an American food.
It first appeared in Washington. They say, I don't know.
I didn't write this. I don't I don't get to
decide what history is today. In eineteen fourteen, Henry Ford's
that's a five day minimum wage for his employees. I
have a dollar a day, five dollars a day minimum wage.
I love when liberals give credit to communism for something
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that capitalism did.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They can't help, but they don't know. They're not real smart.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They're like, you know, those are the communist ideology. No,
it's not. No, the communist ideology was to work people
to death until they died.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, back then it was five dollars for the day,
and now it's seven to twenty five seven and a
quarter an hour, and they would like it to be
what fifteen, what they're looking for fifteen.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
By the way, that inflation came courtesy came to us
courtesy of Marxist economic policies.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's the policies that they're famous for today.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
In nineteen twenty, the New York Yankees announced they had
purchased Babe Ruth's contract and they were going to sell
his candy bars at their baseball game. Okay, that's not true.
Now today, in nineteen twenty five, Wyoming swears in Nellie
Ross as the first ever female governor. And to this day,
Wyoming is a cesspool of evil. Be careful, don't go there.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Why why ohe Wyoming? I know?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Today? In nineteen thirty three, construction began on the Golden
Gate Bridge. It was finished in April of nineteen thirty seven,
open to you in May of nineteen thirty seven. Took
him a while, huh, And Joe Biden was there. How
many people died building it a lot, apparently, and they
were all gay, And some of.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Them immediately went up there when it was finished, ran
up there and just committed suicide off of it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, it was easy to do Today in nineteen forty nine,
President Harry Truman calls his administration the fair Deal.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
So that's a thing you so you knew it wouldn't No.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, today in nineteen fifty two, Prime Minister Winston Churchill
arrives in Washington to meet with Truman, And so that
was a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Did they fight?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I think they got along pretty well. I think he
was Wasn't he a drinker, Winston? Yeah, he loved the
booze that cigar. I don't have the little cigars. I
don't have the music on me because we're not in
our normal studio. But on this day, the music in me.
On this day in nineteen sixty one, Hello friends, I'm
mister AD debuts.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
A horse is a horse. Horse Bill Wilbur had a
funny ass horse man. He could start some trouble. Goodn't
so Wilbur was the person, Yeah, that was the owner
of the horse.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And the way they got mister AD's mouth to move
like that is they put peanut butter in that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's what they tell us. That could have been one
of those, you know, those old Hollywood myths, but it
sounds right.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I gotta think if Peter knew about that they would
have been really mad.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Are you are you gonna avoid this day in nineteen
ninety eight? Are you gonna you're gonna plow through?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Uh? I had a few the others, but we could
jump to that and then go back if you want.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm just gonna bring it up since where we are
and all that. Sure, it was this day today, twenty
eight years ago, a dude day. Sunny Bono skied into
a anybody, uh, into a tree? Yeah, and died. That
was at South Lake Tahoe, California. We ain't in California.
He was sixty two years old. You know that. That
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seemed like he was old twenty eight years ago. Don't
seem so old now, do it?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And if I'm not mistaken, didn't Steve ski with him
right before he died.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
We rode a lift together, So you were with him skiing,
not the day he died though. I mean that was
an aspen and it was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It was right before his death though, So you were
with him right before he died.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh you ever think about that, Steve? It's practically your
fault today today. In nineteen seventy two, Dick nick And
announce the launch on the Space Shuttle programs. That was good.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's where they started raising the money.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And today, in nineteen eighty sugar Hill Gangs rappers Delight
was the first ever hip hop hit song, and here
it is being performed unfortunately by Fox News. Is Brett
Baer right?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We love you and.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We roll to the summer side. We could rock to
one hundred and one years, So I.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Don't need the I don't mean them bost breakfast, so
sluck it out.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You're probably thinking to yourself, Wow, I never needed to
hear Brett Baar of Fox News do the sugar Hill
Gang See this just proves why y'all should listen to me,
the dichotomy of khakis and loafers while rapping rappers Delight.
I gotta think that this is the beginning of the apocalypse.
Was this in Revelations?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
If y'all had listened to me, we would have a
stop to it then, right then we should have said, no,
we're gonna make a rap illegal, whatever that that is,
we will make it illegal. And we wouldn't have all
this Mitch today, would we.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Boy Billy? And I gotta think if it wasn't you know,
Zorah and Mom Donnie before he became a politician, was
a failed rapper.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
See again, could have done without.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That, okay, but would it have got him to politics faster?
Or would have deterred him into a job selling used
tires or something he worked down to the tar shop. I'd
be a sure.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
They're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're
eating the cats, They're eating the pitts.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Today is National Screenwriter's Day, so be sure to hug
that sad guy on a computer who never leaves the Starbucks.
His job has been replaced by AI and somehow the
product got better afterwards.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Isn't everybody's job eventually going to AI?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, that looks like that's what happened to Warren Buffett.
Who Warren Buffett.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's the big money investor, dude, it was.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Warren Buffett has officially retired, but his legacy will live
on forever. Whenever we hear the song Cheeseburger in Paradise,
I'll think of Warren Buffett, the author of that famous song.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, I think that was his son, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh that was Oh that's his kid. Oh I didn't know. Oh,
that's cool, very exciting. Also, nineteen states raised their um
wage this year. If this gets you excited, you probably
majored in liberal arts. Okay, something to think about. Billy
Joel got the folks in Florida excited. He came out
and played two songs with a Billy Joel cover band
at a venue in Florida.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It was his first time on stage since she has
been diagnosed with that brain disorder that he's been fighting through.
We would play a little clip of it for you,
but the audience screams profanity. Well that's happening. I'm not
sure that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What was the band called? It was an Uptown Girl. Sure,
let's say that we didn't start the choir. Oh, no piano,
man in the Strangers, No uptown squirrels, Christie's Axe.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Sad news. Tommy Lee Jones thirty four year old daughter
Victoria found dead in a San Francisco hotel room on
New Year's Day.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
She was thirty four. She'd had several alcohol and drug
related run ins with the law. Luckily for Tommy, she
didn't go the Nick Reiner direction. She decided to kill herself.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, it's sad that she died, but she didn't murder
her parents, so she got that going for us.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So we talked about Mickey Rourke earlier in his financial situation,
which I think he kind of brought on himself. Do
you remember Evangeline Lily. She looks a little different these
days than she did back, you know, and lost and
all that she has brain damage. She fell and hid
her head on a boulder in Hawaii. She went like
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face first right into the big rock. And she has
been diagnosed. Now. They did all kinds of scans and stuff,
and they said that her her brain is not working
quite right anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
We used to, well, that is really sad that she
passed away.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It is sad.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, you hate to hear it. Okay, Well, pray for
Evangeline Lily, beautiful, beautiful woman.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And I don't know how many of you are already
missing him. But apparently we've lost another celebrity to a
foreign country.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I was just looking for the story here to make
sure I head it all just right, and now I
seem to have lost it. Okay, it was here just
a minute ago.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, while you're looking for that, there's a news story
today that's really not a news story. Rob Schneider says,
in Hollywood they blacklist you if you're a conservative. Is
anyone shocked by this?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Uh No, We've been knowing it for a long time.
Why does he think that's news?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah? Rob Schneider, in a story today, is exposing Hollywood's
rotted as he claims conservative actors face industry back, an
industry blacklist. I mean, of course they do. We've known
this for years. James Woods told us that yes he did.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But then with all the free time it gave him,
he wrote a lot of really funny tweets.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
He does do that, don't he.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You'd think being a conservative would have made Rob Schneider funnier.
I think he's funny. I don't need to bag on
the guy. He's never been my favorite comic, but you know,
at least he's not a commy pinko.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Non.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He got a bad rap a few things, you know,
over the years, but that happens.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
All right. Did you find no?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I sadly, I don't know who's been in here messing
with my lists, but I had a list.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay. Aaron Rodgers went through every emotion possible on his
way back to the playoffs for the first time.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Did you see that game? It was something to look
I think that male's old heart can take much more
of that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The Steelers managed to clinch the AFC North spot in
the ground of the playoffs a very dramatic game, missed
forty four yard field goal by Ravens kicker Tyler.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Loop last second as the.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Time expired, securing a twenty six to twenty four win
over Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It was you know who, Pittsburgh. That's Aaron Rogers team.
You know who they gonna play? Now? Who that Houston Texas?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh? I know them?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah. And we also got the jag Uas and the
Buffalo Bills that'll be on Sunday, New England and the
Chargers and the Pittsburgh Houston game will be on a
Monday a week from tonight. Now, No, you got Carolina
Panthers who got in Tampa Bay thought they was going
to get in and they didn' because of the Falcon situation.
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They gonna play the Rams, Philadelphia, San Francisco and who
You're gonna pull forward this one, can't it? We got
looks like, uh, some team named Chicago and Green Bay. Oh,
probably the Bears. But I know what's gonna happen. The
dump bears step step Bear, step bowls, step Bears. Okay, look,
I'm pulling for Aaron Rodgers in the in the postseason.
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Here this could be the last time we ever see
the guy through a touchdown pass late in the fourth
quarter of last night's game against the Ravens. It put
the Steelers up twenty six to twenty four, but Baltimore
completed a pass that got them in the field goal
range for the win with two seconds on the clock.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
He knows a chance to win the division for the
Ravens the final play of the regular season for the
final spot in the playoffs. Tyler looked from forty four
step that kick. Yeah, this postseason, I am pulling for
Aaron Ayahuasca Rogers. Aaron Novak's for me, Rogers. This guy,
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he is gonna have a This could be his years.
It sure won't be Patrick Mahomes this year.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Uh No, it ain't no.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Why even Mary Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift, he's a loser.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I think that whole thing's probably off. They're just waiting
till the season's over, probably to make it public. They're
gonna have to find a better football player for her
to pretend to date. Anyway, People on social media are
listing off jobs that actually pay well, even though you
wouldn't expect it. I'll give you an example, a septic
tank installation. Ooh yeah, that pays over two hundred thousand dollars.
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Casino dealers, guys, do you know a blackjack dealer that's
a six figure of your job? Being a truck driver?
That could make you one hundred and fifty k a year.
People are shocked by him. Have to be able to
read English to do that well before? I think now
that's a requirement again, I think they changed that.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Noah, did you guys get a hungover over the past week?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What business is that of yours?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Just reading a survey here, roughly seven percent of Americans
say they've been hungover at least one time over the
last week. I don't believe that. You'd think it should
be higher, much higher. Of course, I'm hungover right now.
I've been hungover all morning. I've been hung over this
entire trip. What about you, guys?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I think so. George Clooney is the celebrity that I
was trying to find the details out. George Clooney and
his lovely wife a mall, not like a mall where
you go shopping. That's her name.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, she's a liberal attorney.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah. They have taken their eight year old twins, Ella
and Alexander have been granted French citizenship, according to the
official decree published in some French newspaper or something. This
formalizes what George Clooney had already been hinting at. Earlier
this month. He praised Fanc's strict privacy laws and its
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resistance to the paparazzi culture Italy, where he has a
house or used to have a house Lake Como. They
kind of invented poparazzi.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Is that is France where Lady Diana died?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, So is that why they have all the rules
about it? Possibly because people were pretty mad about that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Here's That's a good pickup, Guinea, you nailed at.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Here's the problem with the h anti paparazzi laws.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Don't you miss? George Coney.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
As much as I don't want no, I don't care
at all about that. As much as I don't like journalists,
I'm a big critic of the media. We need the
media to keep the checks and balances alive in this world.
We need a fair and balanced journalism community in an
effort to keep the ruling class in check. And so
for somebody like George or his wife who's an attorney,
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or Brigitte Macron to move to a country where there's
no journalism, it almost makes you a little suspicious, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Good? Does?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Of course I was already kind of suspicious.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Does this mean that Big Mike's going to move there too? Ah?
Possibly the former first Lady, not the fox that lives outside.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
No, no, the fox is staying right here. Well we'll
have it, send it out some breakfast here in just
a little bit billy.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Speaking of breakfast, you do the McRib or no?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Uh? Well, yeah you got one.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
McDonald's is facing a class action lawsuit claiming the mcgrib
doesn't actually contain any rib. They say it's actually made
from the shoulder, the heart, the tripe, and scalded stomach muscle.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What do you care? That's good?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I mean, I'm not the one doing the lawsuit. I'm
just telling you that.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
But it's got salt, man, and didn't little choped up onions.
I love them, little choped up onions.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's good to do pickles too, you know. Yeah, here's
an ad from nineteen eighty one. What'd you say this was?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Again? McDonald's caused it? The McRib sandwich. It's a new
kind of cue, mcgrib. I don't see any bones, Hey,
who wants bones? And a sandwich? McRib is all meat,
lean pork that's grilled and simmered in a hickory smoke
flavored barbecue sauce and put on a home style roll
with pickles and onions.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, how about it?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
The make rib sandwich a new kind of cue?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
McDonald's is how he has always had an interesting way
of marketing to different demographics, but they used to be
a little less subtle about it. As you can.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That commercial wasn't the same in every market.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, I'm thinking that commercial got a lot of play
in cities like Detroit, Memphis, and Atlanta, but maybe not
as much in places like I don't know, Denver, Portland, Seattle.
Do you catch my drift?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I'm not following you, fence, but it sounds like it's
a comedy gobbledegook. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
All right, kids, if you have an IQ of seventy
and you recently sent money to al Shabab, the Department
of Justice probably won't do anything about it. So yeah,
you'll be fine. I wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It don't seem to be too fired up putting end
to all this nonsense, do they.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, they do not. But we're here and it's that
time of the morning. Boy, we've been getting ready for
this all morning, haven't we.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Boys. We have.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A big, big day in the birthday world. It's I know,
I probably don't have to tell you. It's dead Mouse's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh I know who that is? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Did Mouse?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, he was in Narls Barkley. He was the producer
behind Narls Barkley, Oh that kind of stuff. He also
famously produced the Gray Album. He took jay Z's the
Black Album and he combined it together with the Beatles
White Album, and it was one of the first like
viral music trends on the internet. It just sounded like
a big waste of time to me. Well, you know,
people wanted to listen to some music.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
He's now forty five years old and maybe a little
too old for his fans. These days, of course getting
older too, Sure they're getting old too. Yeah, let's see.
The youngest on my list would be Walker's Scobel. He is,
of course, you know Percy Jackson and Percy Jackson in
the Olympians. He's seventeen today.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Kristen Cavalari been in a couple of TV shows. Also,
she used to be married to a football player. She's
thirty nine. January Jones is forty seven today. She was
Don Draper's wife and mad Men and a few other things.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I've seen mad Men.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Bradley Cooper, he's so Gorgo's fifty one years old today.
Guardians of the Galaxy, you remember the voice of Rocket Raccoon,
who's apparently not a raccoon.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Wait, I'm sorry, that's not a real That Raccoon was fake.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's somebody else making his voice for him.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
A man, I feel like my whole life has been
a lie leading up to this moment.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Marilyn Manson fifty seven, A big fan.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I mean not really my cup, but I'm told
he's good. Live. It's entertaining.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Omkadding which one of these X men was Juggernaut because
it's his birthday today.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The actor.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, what's the actor's name, Vinnie Jones. He's sixty one.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That is Juggernaut.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The oh Juggernuts, like a big giant guy with a
thing on his head, a thing on his head, like
he's got like a metal bucket on his head. Here
he looks like this Juggernaut. He looks like he looks
like that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm thinking of the big guy that's from a Deadpool
Is it the same guy.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Juggernut's in a Deadpool movie? Yeah, he's uh. He first
appeared in X Men number twelve as an adversary the
Super Tiero team. Sorry, I'm sorry, but eventually they became friends,
I think.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay. Yeah. Clancy Brown is sixty seven now. He played
the brutal prison guard in The Shawshank Redemption. Nobody liked
him very much. But he also plays the voice of
mister Crabs on SpongeBob Scrappants Because I'm sorry, Kenny, mister
Crabs was not a crab and using his own voice.
Would you believe I've never seen SpongeBob really? Yeah, I
(03:04):
think I was too old and I didn't have kids,
so I just never watched it. Pamela Sue Martin is
seventy three today. She was Fallon Carrington and the Original Dynasty.
Also Nancy Drew Mysteries, Sadly Ted Lang, who was the
bartender Isaac on the Love Boat. He's seventy eight. Charlie Rose,
(03:25):
the broadcaster eighty four. I guess Robert Devall we mentioned
earlier is a ninety five years old today.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Still hanging in there. They've got a list of just
like the top forty or so of his best movies.
Has just take forever to read through them all, but
needless to say, one of the greatest actors of not
just our time, but any time. I think Diane Keaton
died just last year, but she would have turned eighty today.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh yeah, Michael Keaton's ex wife.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's sad no O Corleone's second wife. And the Godfather movies,
well she was Annie Hall, and you know a lot of.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Other stuff if you say so.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh and George Reeves, the guy that played Superman back
in the fifties, you know, the really old old one.
He died they say committed suicide, but a lot of
people don't believe that. In nineteen fifty nine, but he
was born in the state in nineteen fourteen. Today is
National Thank God It's Monday Day and National Whipped Cream Day.
Don't you enjoy a little whipped cream on your hot
(04:30):
chocolate while you're in the mountains and it's snowing.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It is also the twelfth night of Christmas in National
Screenwriter's Day on National Keto Day? How are you gonna
do whip cream Day? On Keto Day?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's snowing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's snowing, that's true. Yeah, so much for your climate
change theories. Uh huh, I guess the climate just changed.
It did, yeah, and it'll change again pretty soon. It's
snowing a lot too. Look at that. It's really coming
down out there. That is something.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well we need all we can get here.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right, Well, it's time for this day in history,
and it's proudly brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
H I send people that do the work for the
motorcycle riders and stuff. You're talking about law tigers, know,
how could you forget law time? You got a law
tigers dot com or call on one hundred law Tigers.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
If you get into a motorcycle accident right after you
call your wife obviously, then you call law tigers.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Today, in eighteen eighty nine, the word hamburger first appeared
in print for the first time ever in a Walla
Walla newspaper. Walla Walla.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Where Walla Walla?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't know where is Walla Walla?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Washington?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, Washington.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, didn't it appear in print first in Humburg?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
That's what I would have thought as well. But I
think they mean in America. Yeah, as an American food.
It first appeared in Washington. They say, I don't know.
I didn't write this. I don't I don't get to
decide what history is today. In eineteen fourteen, Henry Ford's
that's a five day minimum wage for his employees. I
have a dollar a day, five dollars a day minimum wage.
I love when liberals give credit to communism for something
(05:55):
that capitalism did.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They can't help, but they don't know. They're not real smart.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They're like, you know, those are the communist ideology. No,
it's not. No, the communist ideology was to work people
to death until they died.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, back then it was five dollars for the day,
and now it's seven to twenty five seven and a
quarter an hour, and they would like it to be
what fifteen, what they're looking for fifteen.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
By the way, that inflation came courtesy came to us
courtesy of Marxist economic policies.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's the policies that they're famous for today.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
In nineteen twenty, the New York Yankees announced they had
purchased Babe Ruth's contract and they were going to sell
his candy bars at their baseball game. Okay, that's not true.
Now today, in nineteen twenty five, Wyoming swears in Nellie
Ross as the first ever female governor. And to this day,
Wyoming is a cesspool of evil. Be careful, don't go there.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Why why ohe Wyoming? I know?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Today? In nineteen thirty three, construction began on the Golden
Gate Bridge. It was finished in April of nineteen thirty seven,
open to you in May of nineteen thirty seven. Took
him a while, huh, And Joe Biden was there. How
many people died building it a lot, apparently, and they
were all gay, And some of.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Them immediately went up there when it was finished, ran
up there and just committed suicide off of it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, it was easy to do Today in nineteen forty nine,
President Harry Truman calls his administration the fair Deal.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
So that's a thing you so you knew it wouldn't No.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, today in nineteen fifty two, Prime Minister Winston Churchill
arrives in Washington to meet with Truman, And so that
was a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Did they fight?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I think they got along pretty well. I think he
was Wasn't he a drinker, Winston? Yeah, he loved the
booze that cigar. I don't have the little cigars. I
don't have the music on me because we're not in
our normal studio. But on this day, the music in me.
On this day in nineteen sixty one, Hello friends, I'm
mister AD debuts.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
A horse is a horse. Horse Bill Wilbur had a
funny ass horse man. He could start some trouble. Goodn't
so Wilbur was the person, Yeah, that was the owner
of the horse.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And the way they got mister AD's mouth to move
like that is they put peanut butter in that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's what they tell us. That could have been one
of those, you know, those old Hollywood myths, but it
sounds right.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I gotta think if Peter knew about that they would
have been really mad.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Are you are you gonna avoid this day in nineteen
ninety eight? Are you gonna you're gonna plow through?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Uh? I had a few the others, but we could
jump to that and then go back if you want.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm just gonna bring it up since where we are
and all that. Sure, it was this day today, twenty
eight years ago, a dude day. Sunny Bono skied into
a anybody, uh, into a tree? Yeah, and died. That
was at South Lake Tahoe, California. We ain't in California.
He was sixty two years old. You know that. That
(08:34):
seemed like he was old twenty eight years ago. Don't
seem so old now, do it?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And if I'm not mistaken, didn't Steve ski with him
right before he died.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
We rode a lift together, So you were with him skiing,
not the day he died though. I mean that was
an aspen and it was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It was right before his death though, So you were
with him right before he died.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh you ever think about that, Steve? It's practically your
fault today today. In nineteen seventy two, Dick nick And
announce the launch on the Space Shuttle programs. That was good.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's where they started raising the money.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And today, in nineteen eighty sugar Hill Gangs rappers Delight
was the first ever hip hop hit song, and here
it is being performed unfortunately by Fox News. Is Brett
Baer right?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We love you and.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We roll to the summer side. We could rock to
one hundred and one years, So I.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Don't need the I don't mean them bost breakfast, so
sluck it out.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You're probably thinking to yourself, Wow, I never needed to
hear Brett Baar of Fox News do the sugar Hill
Gang See this just proves why y'all should listen to me,
the dichotomy of khakis and loafers while rapping rappers Delight.
I gotta think that this is the beginning of the apocalypse.
Was this in Revelations?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
If y'all had listened to me, we would have a
stop to it then, right then we should have said, no,
we're gonna make a rap illegal, whatever that that is,
we will make it illegal. And we wouldn't have all
this Mitch today, would we.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Boy Billy? And I gotta think if it wasn't you know,
Zorah and Mom Donnie before he became a politician, was
a failed rapper.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
See again, could have done without.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That, okay, but would it have got him to politics faster?
Or would have deterred him into a job selling used
tires or something he worked down to the tar shop. I'd
be a sure.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
They're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're
eating the cats, They're eating the pitts.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Today is National Screenwriter's Day, so be sure to hug
that sad guy on a computer who never leaves the Starbucks.
His job has been replaced by AI and somehow the
product got better afterwards.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Isn't everybody's job eventually going to AI?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, that looks like that's what happened to Warren Buffett.
Who Warren Buffett.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's the big money investor, dude, it was.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Warren Buffett has officially retired, but his legacy will live
on forever. Whenever we hear the song Cheeseburger in Paradise,
I'll think of Warren Buffett, the author of that famous song.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, I think that was his son, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh that was Oh that's his kid. Oh I didn't know. Oh,
that's cool, very exciting. Also, nineteen states raised their um
wage this year. If this gets you excited, you probably
majored in liberal arts. Okay, something to think about. Billy
Joel got the folks in Florida excited. He came out
and played two songs with a Billy Joel cover band
at a venue in Florida.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It was his first time on stage since she has
been diagnosed with that brain disorder that he's been fighting through.
We would play a little clip of it for you,
but the audience screams profanity. Well that's happening. I'm not
sure that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What was the band called? It was an Uptown Girl. Sure,
let's say that we didn't start the choir. Oh, no piano,
man in the Strangers, No uptown squirrels, Christie's Axe.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Sad news. Tommy Lee Jones thirty four year old daughter
Victoria found dead in a San Francisco hotel room on
New Year's Day.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
She was thirty four. She'd had several alcohol and drug
related run ins with the law. Luckily for Tommy, she
didn't go the Nick Reiner direction. She decided to kill herself.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, it's sad that she died, but she didn't murder
her parents, so she got that going for us.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So we talked about Mickey Rourke earlier in his financial situation,
which I think he kind of brought on himself. Do
you remember Evangeline Lily. She looks a little different these
days than she did back, you know, and lost and
all that she has brain damage. She fell and hid
her head on a boulder in Hawaii. She went like
(12:31):
face first right into the big rock. And she has
been diagnosed. Now. They did all kinds of scans and stuff,
and they said that her her brain is not working
quite right anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
We used to, well, that is really sad that she
passed away.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It is sad.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, you hate to hear it. Okay, Well, pray for
Evangeline Lily, beautiful, beautiful woman.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And I don't know how many of you are already
missing him. But apparently we've lost another celebrity to a
foreign country.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I was just looking for the story here to make
sure I head it all just right, and now I
seem to have lost it. Okay, it was here just
a minute ago.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, while you're looking for that, there's a news story
today that's really not a news story. Rob Schneider says,
in Hollywood they blacklist you if you're a conservative. Is
anyone shocked by this?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Uh No, We've been knowing it for a long time.
Why does he think that's news?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah? Rob Schneider, in a story today, is exposing Hollywood's
rotted as he claims conservative actors face industry back, an
industry blacklist. I mean, of course they do. We've known
this for years. James Woods told us that yes he did.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But then with all the free time it gave him,
he wrote a lot of really funny tweets.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
He does do that, don't he.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You'd think being a conservative would have made Rob Schneider funnier.
I think he's funny. I don't need to bag on
the guy. He's never been my favorite comic, but you know,
at least he's not a commy pinko.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Non.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He got a bad rap a few things, you know,
over the years, but that happens.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
All right. Did you find no?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I sadly, I don't know who's been in here messing
with my lists, but I had a list.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay. Aaron Rodgers went through every emotion possible on his
way back to the playoffs for the first time.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Did you see that game? It was something to look
I think that male's old heart can take much more
of that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The Steelers managed to clinch the AFC North spot in
the ground of the playoffs a very dramatic game, missed
forty four yard field goal by Ravens kicker Tyler.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Loop last second as the.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Time expired, securing a twenty six to twenty four win
over Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It was you know who, Pittsburgh. That's Aaron Rogers team.
You know who they gonna play? Now? Who that Houston Texas?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh? I know them?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah. And we also got the jag Uas and the
Buffalo Bills that'll be on Sunday, New England and the
Chargers and the Pittsburgh Houston game will be on a
Monday a week from tonight. Now, No, you got Carolina
Panthers who got in Tampa Bay thought they was going
to get in and they didn' because of the Falcon situation.
(15:01):
They gonna play the Rams, Philadelphia, San Francisco and who
You're gonna pull forward this one, can't it? We got
looks like, uh, some team named Chicago and Green Bay. Oh,
probably the Bears. But I know what's gonna happen. The
dump bears step step Bear, step bowls, step Bears. Okay, look,
I'm pulling for Aaron Rodgers in the in the postseason.
(15:23):
Here this could be the last time we ever see
the guy through a touchdown pass late in the fourth
quarter of last night's game against the Ravens. It put
the Steelers up twenty six to twenty four, but Baltimore
completed a pass that got them in the field goal
range for the win with two seconds on the clock.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
He knows a chance to win the division for the
Ravens the final play of the regular season for the
final spot in the playoffs. Tyler looked from forty four
step that kick. Yeah, this postseason, I am pulling for
Aaron Ayahuasca Rogers. Aaron Novak's for me, Rogers. This guy,
(16:03):
he is gonna have a This could be his years.
It sure won't be Patrick Mahomes this year.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Uh No, it ain't no.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Why even Mary Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift, he's a loser.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I think that whole thing's probably off. They're just waiting
till the season's over, probably to make it public. They're
gonna have to find a better football player for her
to pretend to date. Anyway, People on social media are
listing off jobs that actually pay well, even though you
wouldn't expect it. I'll give you an example, a septic
tank installation. Ooh yeah, that pays over two hundred thousand dollars.
(16:37):
Casino dealers, guys, do you know a blackjack dealer that's
a six figure of your job? Being a truck driver?
That could make you one hundred and fifty k a year.
People are shocked by him. Have to be able to
read English to do that well before? I think now
that's a requirement again, I think they changed that.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Noah, did you guys get a hungover over the past week?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What business is that of yours?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Just reading a survey here, roughly seven percent of Americans
say they've been hungover at least one time over the
last week. I don't believe that. You'd think it should
be higher, much higher. Of course, I'm hungover right now.
I've been hungover all morning. I've been hung over this
entire trip. What about you, guys?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I think so. George Clooney is the celebrity that I
was trying to find the details out. George Clooney and
his lovely wife a mall, not like a mall where
you go shopping. That's her name.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, she's a liberal attorney.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah. They have taken their eight year old twins, Ella
and Alexander have been granted French citizenship, according to the
official decree published in some French newspaper or something. This
formalizes what George Clooney had already been hinting at. Earlier
this month. He praised Fanc's strict privacy laws and its
(17:48):
resistance to the paparazzi culture Italy, where he has a
house or used to have a house Lake Como. They
kind of invented poparazzi.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Is that is France where Lady Diana died?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, So is that why they have all the rules
about it? Possibly because people were pretty mad about that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Here's That's a good pickup, Guinea, you nailed at.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Here's the problem with the h anti paparazzi laws.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Don't you miss? George Coney.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
As much as I don't want no, I don't care
at all about that. As much as I don't like journalists,
I'm a big critic of the media. We need the
media to keep the checks and balances alive in this world.
We need a fair and balanced journalism community in an
effort to keep the ruling class in check. And so
for somebody like George or his wife who's an attorney,
(18:36):
or Brigitte Macron to move to a country where there's
no journalism, it almost makes you a little suspicious, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Good? Does?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Of course I was already kind of suspicious.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Does this mean that Big Mike's going to move there too? Ah?
Possibly the former first Lady, not the fox that lives outside.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
No, no, the fox is staying right here. Well we'll
have it, send it out some breakfast here in just
a little bit billy.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Speaking of breakfast, you do the McRib or no?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Uh? Well, yeah you got one.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
McDonald's is facing a class action lawsuit claiming the mcgrib
doesn't actually contain any rib. They say it's actually made
from the shoulder, the heart, the tripe, and scalded stomach muscle.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What do you care? That's good?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I mean, I'm not the one doing the lawsuit. I'm
just telling you that.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
But it's got salt, man, and didn't little choped up onions.
I love them, little choped up onions.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's good to do pickles too, you know. Yeah, here's
an ad from nineteen eighty one. What'd you say this was?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Again? McDonald's caused it? The McRib sandwich. It's a new
kind of cue, mcgrib. I don't see any bones, Hey,
who wants bones? And a sandwich? McRib is all meat,
lean pork that's grilled and simmered in a hickory smoke
flavored barbecue sauce and put on a home style roll
with pickles and onions.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, how about it?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
The make rib sandwich a new kind of cue?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
McDonald's is how he has always had an interesting way
of marketing to different demographics, but they used to be
a little less subtle about it. As you can.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That commercial wasn't the same in every market.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, I'm thinking that commercial got a lot of play
in cities like Detroit, Memphis, and Atlanta, but maybe not
as much in places like I don't know, Denver, Portland, Seattle.
Do you catch my drift?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I'm not following you, fence, but it sounds like it's
a comedy gobbledegook. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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