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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What the best of Elvish, but it's still Elvis, so, uh,
thank you. I'm just playing upbeat Elvis. When Elvis died,
he was worth five million dollars. He was drowning in debt.
Sometime in the early two thousands, he was worth a
half a billion dollars, all because of Priscilla managing his estate.
Uh yeah, apparently this guy, Colonel Tom Parker, left his
(00:22):
estate nearly broke with only about one million dollars remaining
in nineteen seventy nine, and then along came Priscilla.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, Colonel Parker took about fifty percent of Elvis's earnings.
Dwendall do about one million dollars with Graceland nearly lost.
But then Priscilla stepped in and she created this empire
of merchandise, and she made Graceland into a tourist hub
and everything changed. Presley's spending on Graceland, Carr's family and
(00:52):
friends was immense. His manager took a lot of money.
He did like to buy people Cadillacs, just like mc hammer.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. Racehorses was another one of mc hammer's real things
that really brought him down. Black Guy's buying horses, racehorses
I'm okay, now, I'm okay with that. I don't think
that's unusual from everybody that has ever owned horses or
knows people that own horses. They're very expensive, and then
of course race horses are just like, you know, light
(01:20):
years ahead of regular horses and an expense. Hey, do
you guys still watch Jeopardy at all? Are you guys
into that? Look at it every now and then, But
it ain't the same since you know, we lost Trebec.
Well they tried, what they didn't. The guy who hosts
it now is Ken Jennings. Yeah, I don't care for him. Yeah,
despite how cool his first name is, he's not that cool.
(01:41):
You like that guy's name.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Jeopardy host Ken Jennings appeared to take a swipe at Trump,
saying he'd support any candidate who vows to prosecute the
current regime.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Just know that when you watch Jeopardy, you say that
owned Jeopardy?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Uh No.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
He took to the liberal social media platform blue Sky
on Wednesday, during a news cycle dominated by ice involved
shootings in Minneapolis, the prosecute the former regime at every level.
Candidate has my vote. In twenty twenty eight says Ken Jennings.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's pretty stupid for a supposedly pretty smart fellow.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Anybody who wants to put Trump in prison is a
good guy. According to Ken Jennings. He supports him, and
you support Ken Jennings. If you watch Jeopardy, you're looking
at it no more us for sure. Something to think about.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Wouldn't you imagine the average Jeopardy viewer. I'm just guessing
here because I'm not one, but I know people that
do like him. They say, where this is going? I
don't think the average person that watches Jeopardy might lean
a little more conservative than liberal.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You would think so, But in the last presidential election,
a lot of polling data came out saying young people
are skewing more conservative and old people are skewing more liberal.
But traditionally what you're saying is true. I wouldn't disagree.
I would think so too.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, and I am surprised Billy ed was right. Earlier
this morning when he was talking about suitcases full of money,
I thought he was just making that stuff up. Dude,
tell us more, tell us what you mean. The transportation, Well,
the TSA, you know, the security mystery TSA says they
had flagged nearly seven hundred million dollars in cash in
(03:13):
passengers luggage leaving the Minneapolis airport. That's normal over the
last two years, and that the TSA was told to
ignore it during the Bidens years. That is the weirdest
part of all. This massive cash exodus believed to be tied,
of course, to the Somali immigrants and their money couriers.
We've sent a lot of money to Somalia and to
(03:35):
terrorist organizations there, they said. The cash movements from Minnesota's
largest airport through the airport started just a coincidence around
the time that Tim Walls took office. Hmmm, and it
has grown every year since he took office. Wow, seven
hundred million just in the last two years. Boy, I'll
(03:57):
tell you that's our money, you know, that's seven hundred
million we put into that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's the kind of thing we're gonna need to discuss
at the Trump Reagan Gala in Montgomery County one week
from this Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Don't you just mean the Reagan Gala. No, it's called
the Trump Reagan Gala.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Now, the Montgomery County Republican Party Trump Reagan Gala is
hopping off on what is This gonna be a week
from this Saturday, that would be the seventeenth. It will
be hosted by yours truly. Who's that me, Kenny Webster?
It means me when you say yours truly.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Ye know these things.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And the keynote speaker is also a guy named Kenny
well Ken Paxton, Oh, that guy. Also at the event
will be Congressman Pat Fallon, State Senator Mains Middleton, State
Representative Steve Toath, and my good buddy Don Haffeine's gonna
be a night filled with conservative politics. Not in attendance
will be John Cornyn or who's the other guy from
(04:54):
over there, Dan Crenshaw. Dan Crenshaw not attending apparently really yeah,
the RSVP'd now, yeah, well he's not on the guest list.
That's popping off at the Woodlands Waterway Marriotte once again.
That's one week from this Saturday night, Saturday the seventeenth.
We hope you guys will come hang out with us.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. And apparently they got.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Some blueby food. Yeah. Will it be drinking? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Call slot to Gideon? I have no idea. Well, Kenny
gets in free because he's working. I'll just be on
the list, right, put me on the list. I'll hit
it in the backstage. I'll see if I can get
you a discounted ticket, Billy, I mean, just put me
on the list. I'll just you know, I'll just be
part of your work crew, just break into the event
kind of thing. No, I'll just be part of your
work crew. All right, I'll see you. Are you breaking in?
(05:38):
I know I'm working. Well, I'm with you. And what
are you gonna do? Hold my notebook? I ain't holding
nothing for you? What are you like a wife? Oh?
My perse Well?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
What does the work crew do for a guy that's
just gonna stand on stage and tell one liners?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Support? You're gonna write some one liners from here to
support you?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right, Guys in the media, I'll see, I see
if I can get you in, Billy, Billy ed Hatfield.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Will be there, everybody. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Doctor Oz spoke during a press conference on new dietary
guidelines yesterday, and it's a very interesting thing is to
say about drinking alcohol. Okay, doctor Oz doesn't think we
should drink alcohol, and we certainly shouldn't have it for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Who's having alcohol for breakfast? Well, I did notice there's
a bottle of Makers down there on the bar. That's different.
That's from after dinner. Yeah, but it's still there, and
you know, it's kind of can you hear it anyway?
Here it's calling your name.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Sure, I'm a shot, but I've been a wait for
hours at this point. Anyway, here's doctor Oz.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Alcohol is a social lubrict that brings people together. In
the best case scenario, I don't think you should drink alcohol,
but it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize,
and there's probably nothing healthier. They're having a good time
with friends in a safe way. If you look at
the blue zones, for example, around the world, whereeople live
the longest, alcohol is sometimes part of their diet. Again,
(06:52):
small amounts, but the implication is don't have it for breakfast.
There should be something done in small amount with hopefully
in some kind of an event that may have alcohol
add it. But they general move away from two glasses
of men and one glass of wind. There was never
really good data to support that that quantity of alcohol consumption.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, Here's where it gets a little tricky.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The American Heart Association says light drinking may be good
for you. But, as we pointed out earlier in the show,
part of the reason why these big, giant, gargantuan health
institutions used to recommend grains as a primary part of
your diet is because that's what lobbyists.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Were saying and paying them to say.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Is the American Heart Association getting a little scrilla, a
little scratch, a little coinage from the people in the grill,
the big alcohol industry.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well that's how I talk. You know, that's gonna be
your new nickname. I got street cred bruh, can't it?
But well now, but it's gonna know you A little scrilla.
Well I think that's a rapper already. Well, yeah, but
ain't nobody know he'll.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, I think he's really famous, isn't he the guy
who started the six seven trend?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh? God? No? Yes, Scrilla is the American rapp who
if I'm not mistaken, No, that was just Scrilla. Scrilla,
he wrote, I'm saying, little Scrilla. He wrote a song
Makrilla called Dute Dude where the six seventh thing comes from.
It's called what dut dude, Dude dude O O t
But that's also where the six seven trend started was
(08:18):
in that song. Right, is sad?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's sad that I know that I know that and
I don't even know what day mister Kenneth's birthday is.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You don't remember? Huh no, why this is so hard
to remember? Well, why would I remember that? You remember
when mine is? And if you do, it's gay. I don't.
I didn't even think you had a.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Birthday, thank you. Yeah, that's exactly right fullya grown man
shouldn't be celebrating his birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
A little while ago, when y'all was mentioned in uh
Trump and uh something came up about him and his name. Oh,
because of the Reagan Dinner. What's it called now? The
Trump Dagon Dinner in Montgomery County. Yeah, Trump, as you know,
like the Kennedy Center. I believe it is now the
Trump Kennedy Center. Trump liked to put his name on stuff,
has forever more and I mean it ain't no big secret.
(09:01):
That's kind of thing. Yeah. Lately, the White House has
been discussing when they say the White House. Trump has
been talking about what a beautiful thing it would be
if the Washington commanders they call him the NFL team
in Washington would name their new stadium after guess who,
Donald Trump. That's right. Reports have Timidated in indicated that
(09:29):
Trump's interest in having a stadium with his name on it.
They are in the process of building a new stadium
in Washington, DC, supposed to run about four billion dollars,
is on the site of the former stadium that was
known as or FK Stadium, named after some president. Now
(09:50):
I think he was. I think he was an attorney general.
Excuse the hell out of me? Or FK Stadium. Well,
there wasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Look he's he wasn't a president. All accuracy is important
on the show. Great presidents in this country have names.
We should remember, guys like Ronald Reagan and George Washington
and Ben Franklin. We have to remember who the real
presidents is, like our third most important tenet of the
show for sure. Yeah, I mean, it always has been
and it always will.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wolton M. Johnson, I screwed up. I couldn't find an
Elvis song in time. I ended up playing Sam Cook
and James Brown and I'm loud at almostly. That's all right,
Chubby Checkers Elvis music, he stole from both those anyway,
So his whole routine there we gonity.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I was one song away from Elvis Presley and the Jordanaires.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Who are they? That's She's boys, that's just Pete his posse?
Can his aposse? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The jordan is that a can can? Can a white
boy have a posse? It's Elvis? Can I have a posse?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Come on, I'd like I'd like to have a posse?
I mean, you know, that just seems really not gonna happen.
Seems really cool to me walking around the mall alone.
How Come I'm the only white guy at the mall?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Are you at the mall? Because it's right by my house.
Sometime I need something, I'll go in there. I look around,
I'm like, I am the only white person here. And
it's very bizarre.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Because there's a black dude here at the uh at
the Ski Valley, the ski whatever, caldest place here. Sure
it's a resort. Yeah, yeah, there's a there's a brother
besides me. There's another brother out here. Yeah. You think
he feel how you think I feel? We're walking into
all the white people liveywhere all the time. Now you
walk into them all one time, and you the only
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white dude, and you think that's something special.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Look, it's not that I'm the only white guy, but
I'm the only person that speaks English. Sometimes that's a
little troubling. There are thousands of people here. How is
this happening?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Ultraliberal USA Today has just published an article to explain
to you how you can harass ice agents. That seems
kind of stupid considering what happened yesterday. Thanks Ultraliberal USA Today.
That's no, it's like they want people to get shot.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, fool around and find out that's exactly what happened
to that woman yesterday. She has made a career out
of ha harassing law enforcement. They said. Now she might
live in Minneapolis. Now are used to the cops. Kuilder. Uh,
but her car license played a believe said Missouri. Is
(12:28):
she a paid agitator who just came up there for
for a job? They said, Well, maybe her wife, Yeah,
she's you've got a wife. Maybe her wife who was
videoing the activity yesterday, by the way, when her woman
got shot. Maybe she is from Minneapolis, and maybe she
just moved up there and then failed to change her
(12:49):
license played off record.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Isn't that interesting because those you know, Minneapolis is not
necessarily close to Missouri.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I mean that right, like right there?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, no, I believe if I'm not mistaken, there's a
whole state in between that would be Iowa.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But then also remember that Minneapolis isn't like in South Minnesota.
It's no, it's way up there. Yeah, it's way up there,
right exactly. It's closer to Canada than it is to Missouri.
I can remember I've lived in Texas most of my
adult life, and I can remember being in Texas less
than a month I don't know, like a week or
two and getting pulled over and the cop was nice.
(13:29):
He was a nice enough guy. He's like, hey, uh,
he said, are you moving here? You have to change
your license plate? Did they tell you that?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah? But how long have you been here? A month?
I mean a couple of weeks. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, they give you a little more time than that, right,
but it was enough time. I was like, Wow, they're
really adamant about making sure you switch your plate.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So that's that's grilla me. They don't get that money. Sure,
don't you think Minnesota cares about something? You would think though,
and aren't these people supposed to be obeying. Oh no,
they don't have to obey law, remember they they don't
do that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yesterday at a press cop it's Minnesota Governor Tim Walls
suggested that it's your patriotic duty to go out in
her ass ice.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, but the police, basically, that's what he's saying. I mean,
ICE's law enforcement, mortar patrol, ice, Homeland Security, whoever it is,
that's the cops. That's the law. And the guy who's
supposedly in charge of the state, which he's really not,
he thinks it's your duty to fight the law. Here's tampon, Tim.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I want Minnesotas to hear this from me, the desire
to get out in protest and to speak up to
this administration of how wrong this is.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That that is a patriotic duty at this point. Now
see what he did there just during this administration. It's
your duty to do it only while Trump is president
and then don't do that no more. But he said
this right after someone got shot to the mayor is
just as bad. The mayor of Minneapolis and the governor
of the state have both basically told their listeners viewers
(15:00):
they're voters to go out and protest and riot in
the streets, and they've got the neighborhood. I don't know
if it's like the HOA or what, but the reason
everybody knew that Ice was coming. When this situation up,
they blow whistles and horns in the neighborhood to alert
people it's time to protest. Here comes ice. Wow. That
(15:23):
sounds like it could be the recipe for disaster. No
wonder if someone got shot yesterday. They're basically out at
agitating law enforcement. The politicians and the mainstream media have
told these people that they should they ought to be
out there doing this, and they've told them time and
time again. They showed them videos where people are doing
it and getting away with it and nothing happens to them.
(15:45):
And they see that over and over again. They get
brainwashed into the idea that I can do that. And
whether she came up a job as a paid agitator
or whether she lives up there now, I don't care.
She was doing the job that the politicians and the
media put her up to and they're the reason she's dead. Wow.
(16:07):
That is a that is a dark reality. We got
some emails from people wondering why has ilhan Omar been
so quiet in this new year? A lot of activity
in her state, and yet we're not She's usually pretty mauviy.
You know who else is real? Mauthy. We haven't heard
from in the first what eight days? First week because
(16:30):
this time last week was New Year's Day. In the
first week of the new year, we haven't heard much
from AOC until just recently. He has sexualized me on
his show. He has sexual harassed me on his show.
He has engaged in horrific sexually exploitive It's true. It
(16:51):
is true because he excuse me asleep of wanting to
do unquote sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don't you
tell me what you think is acceptable with a telewoman?
All right, let's pause right there.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yesterday AOC was approached by a Fox News producer from
the Jesse Waters Show and said she would not speak
to him because they sexualized her.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But she was speaking to him, Okay, So I looked
into this.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Jesse Waters did make a comment about AOC wanting to
have sex with Stephen Miller, and it turns out this
was in response to her saying that the only reason
why white men criticize her, is they want to have
sex with her?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I remember when she said that and everybody thought it
was so funny. They bring it back on her, and
then she doesn't think it's so funny after all.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So she started criticizing Stephen Miller, and Jesse Water said, well,
by your own logic, you.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Just want to have sex with them, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And I gotta say, when you put that kind of
rhetoric out there, don't be surprised when it comes back
to slappy in the face.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Here's a freeze frame shot of the video where she's
talking to the guy, And look at that face. I
told you she's got those predator teeth, you know how
when she opens her mouth, the teeth kind of shoot
out like like predator. No alien, that's the one. The
alien is the one that got to te she When
she gets mad like she was mad at that reporter
last night, the the the alien face starts to become
(18:08):
more noticeable. See. I don't really have a problem an
issue with her teeth or anything. The thing that bothers
me about a I guess. But the thing that bothers
me about AOC is that she won't hit the gym anymore.
She getting bigger and bigger all the time. Well, yeah,
she figured she got hers. Now, you know, you you
set the trap, you bait that trap with something good.
But after you got your catch, you don't need a
(18:29):
fresh bait no more.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
When I look at her fiance, he doesn't look like
he's getting baited much, poor guy.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
How do you mean nothing? I just, you know, just
seems that way to me. Also, the other email was
about Omar and I like to say her name like that.
You know, she's always telling people about how important she
is and the Somali people, and she's here to represent
the Somali people even though she's in America. Why are
you so quiet this week when all the turmoils going
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on in her state?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yesterday they closed down the Quality Leering Center. It's no
longer open. They changed the sign, didn't they put an
in in there at some point?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, they did add an end. Yeah, it looked like
learning there for a minute. Yeah, they haven't end there. Now.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's sad because there was so much violence in rioting
in Minneapolis last night. You got to imagine if they
burned down that city, it'd be pretty sad this morning.
If a lot of those imaginary children weren't able to
go to daycare.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know. Oh, I am told this is a garbage disposal.
I've never seen a garbage disposal, not a It's a
wand massager. It says so right on the box Waldon
and Johnson
What the best of Elvish, but it's still Elvis, so, uh,
thank you. I'm just playing upbeat Elvis. When Elvis died,
he was worth five million dollars. He was drowning in debt.
Sometime in the early two thousands, he was worth a
half a billion dollars, all because of Priscilla managing his estate.
Uh yeah, apparently this guy, Colonel Tom Parker, left his
(00:22):
estate nearly broke with only about one million dollars remaining
in nineteen seventy nine, and then along came Priscilla.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, Colonel Parker took about fifty percent of Elvis's earnings.
Dwendall do about one million dollars with Graceland nearly lost.
But then Priscilla stepped in and she created this empire
of merchandise, and she made Graceland into a tourist hub
and everything changed. Presley's spending on Graceland, Carr's family and
(00:52):
friends was immense. His manager took a lot of money.
He did like to buy people Cadillacs, just like mc hammer.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. Racehorses was another one of mc hammer's real things
that really brought him down. Black Guy's buying horses, racehorses
I'm okay, now, I'm okay with that. I don't think
that's unusual from everybody that has ever owned horses or
knows people that own horses. They're very expensive, and then
of course race horses are just like, you know, light
(01:20):
years ahead of regular horses and an expense. Hey, do
you guys still watch Jeopardy at all? Are you guys
into that? Look at it every now and then, But
it ain't the same since you know, we lost Trebec.
Well they tried, what they didn't. The guy who hosts
it now is Ken Jennings. Yeah, I don't care for him. Yeah,
despite how cool his first name is, he's not that cool.
(01:41):
You like that guy's name.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Jeopardy host Ken Jennings appeared to take a swipe at Trump,
saying he'd support any candidate who vows to prosecute the
current regime.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Just know that when you watch Jeopardy, you say that
owned Jeopardy?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Uh No.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
He took to the liberal social media platform blue Sky
on Wednesday, during a news cycle dominated by ice involved
shootings in Minneapolis, the prosecute the former regime at every level.
Candidate has my vote. In twenty twenty eight says Ken Jennings.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's pretty stupid for a supposedly pretty smart fellow.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Anybody who wants to put Trump in prison is a
good guy. According to Ken Jennings. He supports him, and
you support Ken Jennings. If you watch Jeopardy, you're looking
at it no more us for sure. Something to think about.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Wouldn't you imagine the average Jeopardy viewer. I'm just guessing
here because I'm not one, but I know people that
do like him. They say, where this is going? I
don't think the average person that watches Jeopardy might lean
a little more conservative than liberal.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You would think so, But in the last presidential election,
a lot of polling data came out saying young people
are skewing more conservative and old people are skewing more liberal.
But traditionally what you're saying is true. I wouldn't disagree.
I would think so too.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, and I am surprised Billy ed was right. Earlier
this morning when he was talking about suitcases full of money,
I thought he was just making that stuff up. Dude,
tell us more, tell us what you mean. The transportation, Well,
the TSA, you know, the security mystery TSA says they
had flagged nearly seven hundred million dollars in cash in
(03:13):
passengers luggage leaving the Minneapolis airport. That's normal over the
last two years, and that the TSA was told to
ignore it during the Bidens years. That is the weirdest
part of all. This massive cash exodus believed to be tied,
of course, to the Somali immigrants and their money couriers.
We've sent a lot of money to Somalia and to
(03:35):
terrorist organizations there, they said. The cash movements from Minnesota's
largest airport through the airport started just a coincidence around
the time that Tim Walls took office. Hmmm, and it
has grown every year since he took office. Wow, seven
hundred million just in the last two years. Boy, I'll
(03:57):
tell you that's our money, you know, that's seven hundred
million we put into that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's the kind of thing we're gonna need to discuss
at the Trump Reagan Gala in Montgomery County one week
from this Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Don't you just mean the Reagan Gala. No, it's called
the Trump Reagan Gala.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Now, the Montgomery County Republican Party Trump Reagan Gala is
hopping off on what is This gonna be a week
from this Saturday, that would be the seventeenth. It will
be hosted by yours truly. Who's that me, Kenny Webster?
It means me when you say yours truly.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Ye know these things.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And the keynote speaker is also a guy named Kenny
well Ken Paxton, Oh, that guy. Also at the event
will be Congressman Pat Fallon, State Senator Mains Middleton, State
Representative Steve Toath, and my good buddy Don Haffeine's gonna
be a night filled with conservative politics. Not in attendance
will be John Cornyn or who's the other guy from
(04:54):
over there, Dan Crenshaw. Dan Crenshaw not attending apparently really yeah,
the RSVP'd now, yeah, well he's not on the guest list.
That's popping off at the Woodlands Waterway Marriotte once again.
That's one week from this Saturday night, Saturday the seventeenth.
We hope you guys will come hang out with us.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. And apparently they got.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Some blueby food. Yeah. Will it be drinking? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Call slot to Gideon? I have no idea. Well, Kenny
gets in free because he's working. I'll just be on
the list, right, put me on the list. I'll hit
it in the backstage. I'll see if I can get
you a discounted ticket, Billy, I mean, just put me
on the list. I'll just you know, I'll just be
part of your work crew, just break into the event
kind of thing. No, I'll just be part of your
work crew. All right, I'll see you. Are you breaking in?
(05:38):
I know I'm working. Well, I'm with you. And what
are you gonna do? Hold my notebook? I ain't holding
nothing for you? What are you like a wife? Oh?
My perse Well?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
What does the work crew do for a guy that's
just gonna stand on stage and tell one liners?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Support? You're gonna write some one liners from here to
support you?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right, Guys in the media, I'll see, I see
if I can get you in, Billy, Billy ed Hatfield.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Will be there, everybody. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Doctor Oz spoke during a press conference on new dietary
guidelines yesterday, and it's a very interesting thing is to
say about drinking alcohol. Okay, doctor Oz doesn't think we
should drink alcohol, and we certainly shouldn't have it for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Who's having alcohol for breakfast? Well, I did notice there's
a bottle of Makers down there on the bar. That's different.
That's from after dinner. Yeah, but it's still there, and
you know, it's kind of can you hear it anyway?
Here it's calling your name.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Sure, I'm a shot, but I've been a wait for
hours at this point. Anyway, here's doctor Oz.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Alcohol is a social lubrict that brings people together. In
the best case scenario, I don't think you should drink alcohol,
but it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize,
and there's probably nothing healthier. They're having a good time
with friends in a safe way. If you look at
the blue zones, for example, around the world, whereeople live
the longest, alcohol is sometimes part of their diet. Again,
(06:52):
small amounts, but the implication is don't have it for breakfast.
There should be something done in small amount with hopefully
in some kind of an event that may have alcohol
add it. But they general move away from two glasses
of men and one glass of wind. There was never
really good data to support that that quantity of alcohol consumption.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, Here's where it gets a little tricky.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The American Heart Association says light drinking may be good
for you. But, as we pointed out earlier in the show,
part of the reason why these big, giant, gargantuan health
institutions used to recommend grains as a primary part of
your diet is because that's what lobbyists.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Were saying and paying them to say.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Is the American Heart Association getting a little scrilla, a
little scratch, a little coinage from the people in the grill,
the big alcohol industry.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well that's how I talk. You know, that's gonna be
your new nickname. I got street cred bruh, can't it?
But well now, but it's gonna know you A little scrilla.
Well I think that's a rapper already. Well, yeah, but
ain't nobody know he'll.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, I think he's really famous, isn't he the guy
who started the six seven trend?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh? God? No? Yes, Scrilla is the American rapp who
if I'm not mistaken, No, that was just Scrilla. Scrilla,
he wrote, I'm saying, little Scrilla. He wrote a song
Makrilla called Dute Dude where the six seventh thing comes from.
It's called what dut dude, Dude dude O O t
But that's also where the six seven trend started was
(08:18):
in that song. Right, is sad?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's sad that I know that I know that and
I don't even know what day mister Kenneth's birthday is.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You don't remember? Huh no, why this is so hard
to remember? Well, why would I remember that? You remember
when mine is? And if you do, it's gay. I don't.
I didn't even think you had a.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Birthday, thank you. Yeah, that's exactly right fullya grown man
shouldn't be celebrating his birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
A little while ago, when y'all was mentioned in uh
Trump and uh something came up about him and his name. Oh,
because of the Reagan Dinner. What's it called now? The
Trump Dagon Dinner in Montgomery County. Yeah, Trump, as you know,
like the Kennedy Center. I believe it is now the
Trump Kennedy Center. Trump liked to put his name on stuff,
has forever more and I mean it ain't no big secret.
(09:01):
That's kind of thing. Yeah. Lately, the White House has
been discussing when they say the White House. Trump has
been talking about what a beautiful thing it would be
if the Washington commanders they call him the NFL team
in Washington would name their new stadium after guess who,
Donald Trump. That's right. Reports have Timidated in indicated that
(09:29):
Trump's interest in having a stadium with his name on it.
They are in the process of building a new stadium
in Washington, DC, supposed to run about four billion dollars,
is on the site of the former stadium that was
known as or FK Stadium, named after some president. Now
(09:50):
I think he was. I think he was an attorney general.
Excuse the hell out of me? Or FK Stadium. Well,
there wasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Look he's he wasn't a president. All accuracy is important
on the show. Great presidents in this country have names.
We should remember, guys like Ronald Reagan and George Washington
and Ben Franklin. We have to remember who the real
presidents is, like our third most important tenet of the
show for sure. Yeah, I mean, it always has been
and it always will.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wolton M. Johnson, I screwed up. I couldn't find an
Elvis song in time. I ended up playing Sam Cook
and James Brown and I'm loud at almostly. That's all right,
Chubby Checkers Elvis music, he stole from both those anyway,
So his whole routine there we gonity.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I was one song away from Elvis Presley and the Jordanaires.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Who are they? That's She's boys, that's just Pete his posse?
Can his aposse? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The jordan is that a can can? Can a white
boy have a posse? It's Elvis? Can I have a posse?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Come on, I'd like I'd like to have a posse?
I mean, you know, that just seems really not gonna happen.
Seems really cool to me walking around the mall alone.
How Come I'm the only white guy at the mall?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Are you at the mall? Because it's right by my house.
Sometime I need something, I'll go in there. I look around,
I'm like, I am the only white person here. And
it's very bizarre.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Because there's a black dude here at the uh at
the Ski Valley, the ski whatever, caldest place here. Sure
it's a resort. Yeah, yeah, there's a there's a brother
besides me. There's another brother out here. Yeah. You think
he feel how you think I feel? We're walking into
all the white people liveywhere all the time. Now you
walk into them all one time, and you the only
(11:37):
white dude, and you think that's something special.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Look, it's not that I'm the only white guy, but
I'm the only person that speaks English. Sometimes that's a
little troubling. There are thousands of people here. How is
this happening?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Ultraliberal USA Today has just published an article to explain
to you how you can harass ice agents. That seems
kind of stupid considering what happened yesterday. Thanks Ultraliberal USA Today.
That's no, it's like they want people to get shot.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, fool around and find out that's exactly what happened
to that woman yesterday. She has made a career out
of ha harassing law enforcement. They said. Now she might
live in Minneapolis. Now are used to the cops. Kuilder. Uh,
but her car license played a believe said Missouri. Is
(12:28):
she a paid agitator who just came up there for
for a job? They said, Well, maybe her wife, Yeah,
she's you've got a wife. Maybe her wife who was
videoing the activity yesterday, by the way, when her woman
got shot. Maybe she is from Minneapolis, and maybe she
just moved up there and then failed to change her
(12:49):
license played off record.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Isn't that interesting because those you know, Minneapolis is not
necessarily close to Missouri.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I mean that right, like right there?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, no, I believe if I'm not mistaken, there's a
whole state in between that would be Iowa.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But then also remember that Minneapolis isn't like in South Minnesota.
It's no, it's way up there. Yeah, it's way up there,
right exactly. It's closer to Canada than it is to Missouri.
I can remember I've lived in Texas most of my
adult life, and I can remember being in Texas less
than a month I don't know, like a week or
two and getting pulled over and the cop was nice.
(13:29):
He was a nice enough guy. He's like, hey, uh,
he said, are you moving here? You have to change
your license plate? Did they tell you that?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah? But how long have you been here? A month?
I mean a couple of weeks. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, they give you a little more time than that, right,
but it was enough time. I was like, Wow, they're
really adamant about making sure you switch your plate.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So that's that's grilla me. They don't get that money. Sure,
don't you think Minnesota cares about something? You would think though,
and aren't these people supposed to be obeying. Oh no,
they don't have to obey law, remember they they don't
do that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yesterday at a press cop it's Minnesota Governor Tim Walls
suggested that it's your patriotic duty to go out in
her ass ice.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, but the police, basically, that's what he's saying. I mean,
ICE's law enforcement, mortar patrol, ice, Homeland Security, whoever it is,
that's the cops. That's the law. And the guy who's
supposedly in charge of the state, which he's really not,
he thinks it's your duty to fight the law. Here's tampon, Tim.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I want Minnesotas to hear this from me, the desire
to get out in protest and to speak up to
this administration of how wrong this is.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That that is a patriotic duty at this point. Now
see what he did there just during this administration. It's
your duty to do it only while Trump is president
and then don't do that no more. But he said
this right after someone got shot to the mayor is
just as bad. The mayor of Minneapolis and the governor
of the state have both basically told their listeners viewers
(15:00):
they're voters to go out and protest and riot in
the streets, and they've got the neighborhood. I don't know
if it's like the HOA or what, but the reason
everybody knew that Ice was coming. When this situation up,
they blow whistles and horns in the neighborhood to alert
people it's time to protest. Here comes ice. Wow. That
(15:23):
sounds like it could be the recipe for disaster. No
wonder if someone got shot yesterday. They're basically out at
agitating law enforcement. The politicians and the mainstream media have
told these people that they should they ought to be
out there doing this, and they've told them time and
time again. They showed them videos where people are doing
it and getting away with it and nothing happens to them.
(15:45):
And they see that over and over again. They get
brainwashed into the idea that I can do that. And
whether she came up a job as a paid agitator
or whether she lives up there now, I don't care.
She was doing the job that the politicians and the
media put her up to and they're the reason she's dead. Wow.
(16:07):
That is a that is a dark reality. We got
some emails from people wondering why has ilhan Omar been
so quiet in this new year? A lot of activity
in her state, and yet we're not She's usually pretty mauviy.
You know who else is real? Mauthy. We haven't heard
from in the first what eight days? First week because
(16:30):
this time last week was New Year's Day. In the
first week of the new year, we haven't heard much
from AOC until just recently. He has sexualized me on
his show. He has sexual harassed me on his show.
He has engaged in horrific sexually exploitive It's true. It
(16:51):
is true because he excuse me asleep of wanting to
do unquote sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don't you
tell me what you think is acceptable with a telewoman?
All right, let's pause right there.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yesterday AOC was approached by a Fox News producer from
the Jesse Waters Show and said she would not speak
to him because they sexualized her.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But she was speaking to him, Okay, So I looked
into this.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Jesse Waters did make a comment about AOC wanting to
have sex with Stephen Miller, and it turns out this
was in response to her saying that the only reason
why white men criticize her, is they want to have
sex with her?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I remember when she said that and everybody thought it
was so funny. They bring it back on her, and
then she doesn't think it's so funny after all.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So she started criticizing Stephen Miller, and Jesse Water said, well,
by your own logic, you.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Just want to have sex with them, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And I gotta say, when you put that kind of
rhetoric out there, don't be surprised when it comes back
to slappy in the face.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Here's a freeze frame shot of the video where she's
talking to the guy, And look at that face. I
told you she's got those predator teeth, you know how
when she opens her mouth, the teeth kind of shoot
out like like predator. No alien, that's the one. The
alien is the one that got to te she When
she gets mad like she was mad at that reporter
last night, the the the alien face starts to become
(18:08):
more noticeable. See. I don't really have a problem an
issue with her teeth or anything. The thing that bothers
me about a I guess. But the thing that bothers
me about AOC is that she won't hit the gym anymore.
She getting bigger and bigger all the time. Well, yeah,
she figured she got hers. Now, you know, you you
set the trap, you bait that trap with something good.
But after you got your catch, you don't need a
(18:29):
fresh bait no more.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
When I look at her fiance, he doesn't look like
he's getting baited much, poor guy.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
How do you mean nothing? I just, you know, just
seems that way to me. Also, the other email was
about Omar and I like to say her name like that.
You know, she's always telling people about how important she
is and the Somali people, and she's here to represent
the Somali people even though she's in America. Why are
you so quiet this week when all the turmoils going
(18:58):
on in her state?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yesterday they closed down the Quality Leering Center. It's no
longer open. They changed the sign, didn't they put an
in in there at some point?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, they did add an end. Yeah, it looked like
learning there for a minute. Yeah, they haven't end there. Now.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's sad because there was so much violence in rioting
in Minneapolis last night. You got to imagine if they
burned down that city, it'd be pretty sad this morning.
If a lot of those imaginary children weren't able to
go to daycare.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know. Oh, I am told this is a garbage disposal.
I've never seen a garbage disposal, not a It's a
wand massager. It says so right on the box Waldon
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