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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show President's Day clever. Sorry, we weren't here yesterday, but
we did see there was a lot of outreach over
Trump's ballroom. People don't like what he's doing to the
White House, and I can't help but think back on
what was going on at the White House two summers ago,
right around this time.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh, not like two hundred years ago, two summers ago.
A lot of people should be able to remember that.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Or three summers ago or four summers ago. Drag queens
performing on the White House lawned. Oh that yeah, topless
transvestites walking around at the white Is the ballroom somehow
worse than a than a naked guy with prosthetic breasts.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I forget the all the columns of the the area
there the back, I don't know if that's the back
of the front.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, the White House columns were painted like a gay
Pride flag.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Each one had a different color of the rainbow.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's great, yeah rainbow.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah. The ballroom's much more offensive, obviously.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, Well, I think it's the torture chambers that they're
building underground at the ballroom that really upset people. The
you know, the ice you know, just runs rampant through
the streets of America, picking up brown people left and
right for no reason at all, and then take them
to a Trump's ballroom and they go down the elevator
into the torture chambers, and then they just get to
(01:18):
have their their Republican fun. That's what the liberals think
Conservatives do all day. They're just you know, yeah, you
got torture some illegal aliens.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, I know you're being facetious, But I actually
do think what they're doing underneath the ballroom is interesting
and very underreported.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's a missile silo, right, something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, that's what I heard, some kind of Pentagon facilities.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
The ballroom dance floor will open up like a drawbridge,
and a giant missile just like that, just come right
up out of the floor. Get ready to shoot at
old Khrushchiev over there. All right, So the war rooms,
I think he's confusing a different time and whatever the
Ruskies name is. At the time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I think, yeah, you're pootin too, Okay, But right now,
if Trump wants to do something, doesn't he have to
go to the Pentagon and go to the war room.
This is uh, you know that this would give him
the ability to do it from the White House, or
maybe I misunderstood the process. It wouldn't be the first time.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know if the dance floor was going to
open up like a drawbridge. I was thinking more like
in It's a Wonderful Life when Jimmy Stewart and all
the kids were dancing at the high school and the
gym floor opened this way and there was a swimming
pool underneath. That's right, Yeah, and like that, not like this,
you know, just like opened up.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It is kind of crazy that they had that fancy
pool way back in the day.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It is, and maybe they didn't even know. They probably
didn't even tell the kills for adult phone.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
When school was over or in Team America, didn't the
White House open up and like a rocket came out
of it or something.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, that's how that worked out. Dark and darker.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Indeed, Muhatmagala. Two Somali women in Minnesota were arrested. Of course,
they were for a healthcare fraud scheme topping twenty one
million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
This first we've heard about something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah. Today Shamzo Ahmed Hassan and Hanan Marsal Yusef naturally
have been arrested in charge with conspiracy to grant health
care fraud, eight counts of it, two counts of money wandering.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Huh uh uh what what can't everybody just behave, just
act right. Well, they're not the only ones. There's a
lot of this. That's what's wrong. Nobody can act right anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
There is no shortage of examples of this happening lately,
people getting into trouble for this sort of thing, especially
in that state. I mean a lot of it going on.
And here's something I thought was really cool today. Do
you remember back in the day in Galveston, I think
zz Top wrote a song about h well, it was
a bar out on the end of a pier, Billy,
do you remember what it was called.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I've heard something about it, just the whispers of memories
of you know, I'm sure exaggerated stories about things that
happened out there off the.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Beach. It's true. There's a famous song called the Ball.
It's the It's just called Balinese, but it's about the
Balinese Room, which was a gambling haul down at the
end of a pier in Galveston.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And put it down at the end of the pier.
So when the police came they'd know they was coming. See,
well they coming down to Pierre comes the law.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well what is old is new again? My friends Galveston County,
the boys in Galveston County, the good old boys in
blue raiding illegal gaming rooms, full of organized crime and
Monday wandering. And that's that. That is still the illegal.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I mean, you need to drive across the boarder, go
do all the gambling you want to. But oh no,
not here, not on this thand.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Uh there's that gray room there for a gray area
for poker rooms. You can do mmmm. Anyway, sheriff's deputies
rolled up like it was the Second Amendment Appreciation Day.
No warrants needed when the good lord had probable cause,
are on your side? Okay, illegal gaming rooms taking place there,
apparently reportedly, right, so they sent him the police probably
(05:05):
making arrests over the weekend. And now they're being accused
of money laundering. So Rico for the some of the
people involved there, Rico chargers. And you do wonder maybe
we could rediract some of this dirty cash to build
more border walls.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
More more leering centers too, would be helpful.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Sure we could use more learing centers.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, that's all quite a bit of leering this weekend
where I was.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't know about you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Really there's more leering than we need.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
How much leering was there, it was a lot, just.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
A whole bunch. I'm will to show you a picture
real quick, can you not to not to bring anybody down,
but I had to set it up where you can see. Okay, Now,
first of all, how old do you think this woman is?
That's a guy, that's a girl. Oh okay, I thought
every time that was the track. No, there's like every
news story she's thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
She's twelve. Oh wow, Yeah, she does look like an adult,
and she won't get me older than twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The reason I know she's twelve is this is the
most recent picture of her and she died. She looks
like an adult subway surfing. Wow, this little twelve year
old old white girl. You know, it looked like she
had better things to do with her day.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Boy, they look rough at New York. Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
She's got those expensive designer sunglasses on. She probably got
them from getting enough likes to have her page sponsored. Well,
that's why they get on the subway cars and ride them.
And she died while surfing over the Williamsburg Bridge. She
ain't the only one, don't. That's the issue still, though,
(06:43):
isn't it. Why is it that this is happening dozens
of times in that one specific area and that one
specific act, and people keep doing it anyway. It's like
if you watched your friends walk off into a bit
of quicksand and disappear come back ever, are you gonna wade.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Off into that quick than too? They want kids to
grow up before they have any common sense. That's why
she looks so old. M hm, Well that's probably.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That was probably a picture she put up on the
internet to try to get more people interested in whatever
it was she was posting. And you know pedophiles out
there are certainly interested in pictures just like that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well here's the question. And look, I have no idea
who she was with or what they were doing, but
you see a twelve year old girl look looking like that,
looks like an adult doing something she shouldn't have been doing.
Clearly not say if you have to wonder who she's
with when she's doing it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, who's encouraging this kind of behavior?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And on the topic of kids being around unsavory individuals
when they should be doing something a little more wholesome.
We have now learned more about the new Universal theme
park that's about to be built in it's almost done
with completion in the Dallas Fort Worth area.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh that's right, Yeah, Universal theme Park, not Sick Flags. Huh,
that's something different.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
There is a transgender spokesperson for the Universal Kids Resort
in Frisco, Texas, because of course there is. The new
resort is specifically for young children. It's actually called Children's
Resort or something. It's not like the one in Orlando.
It's for kids young.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Making the parents stay out. You drop the kids off,
and parents can't come in.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I assume parents can go in, but I think all
the rides are designed for little people.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You gotta wonder at some point, though, you know, if
they rounding up them kiddos and they tell the parents, uh,
we're good, we got this.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You going about your day, Well, you could be honest something.
I don't think I would. I don't know the answer, mister.
Oh but anyway. The themed lands include Shrek, Trolls, Jurassic World, SpongeBob, Minions,
and more.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It all sounds good to me too. Can I go?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, if you have a little kid. The result.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I just like Shrek and dinosaurs and minions and all that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well, you wouldn't be the only creepy looking adult walking
around without a kid. Yeah, you'll fit right in. Yeah.
Here is the transgender spokesperson for the new part.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
We are out here in Frisco at the Universal Kids Resort,
so excited because now we know the addicial grand opening
of the theme park.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is it that is July first? You can go to
Universal Kidsresort dot com right now the second and get
your tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We are I don't know, it says online. It's a
transgender Is it supposed to be a dude being a
check or a chick being a dude?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's really when. It's the saddest, isn't it. You can't tell.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't know is it a boy or a girl?
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Speaker 2 (09:50):
Kind of have to go out of our way occasionally
to find things to laugh at, make fun of. And
hopefully nobody died in this situation because a lot of
the times the new we're dealing with is exactly that,
not fun, and people do die. Like in Iowa. Have
you seen anything about that situation in Iowa? People in Iowa,
(10:11):
they not as many as they used to. What happened, well,
police got involved in a situation investigating the fatal shooting
in Muscatine, Iowa. I don't know if you're familiar with
that is about fifty miles south southeast of Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
(10:33):
which I don't know where that is either. I just
know basically Iowa's up that way somewhere. I know about
as much about that area as people up they probably
know about Texas geography. But anyway, they found four people
fatally shot, and the suspect, a fifty two year old
man named Ryan McFarlane. They found him later on a
(10:56):
trail in the city. I don't know what kind of
trail that is that's in the city. Hiking trail, biking trail, yeah,
I guess. And when the police approached him, he took
his own life, so he's four dead. Then this guy
kills himself, and then the police found two other men
(11:18):
also believed to have been killed by mister McFarlane here,
shot elsewhere in the city. One was found in his home,
the other discovered inside of a business. Authorities have yet
to release the names, but it looks as though it
might have been all one big family and a murder
suicide situation where he killed six people and then killed
(11:43):
himself as the the police were moving in on him
to arrest him for questioning.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
So they.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Don't tell us all the details, but I think they
are well aware of the fact that it's a hugely
disturbing situation.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I wish people would act better.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, if people don't act right at all, you know,
it's never know what that family, I don't. I don't
get it. But more details I'm sure will come out later.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You know, you don't expect that from that part of
the country, mostly because of the way they look there,
you know, Yeah, like corn farmers different, that's for sure.
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it all right, today's edition of Florida Man involves the
god of thunder and lightning. Guys, this is no joke.
We had no idea there was a there was a
Nordic god among us I didn't know a man walking
(13:39):
around a taco bell in Florida, no shirt on.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's not that unusual for Florida.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
For some reason, he's wearing a clt. I don't know why. Well,
because you're not a nuts and he is the identity
of the viral electrician who is apparently a thunder remains
undisclosed for the moment, but many expressed their shock and
praised following the videos release. A man appeared to be
(14:08):
in a Scottish skirt, which is a kilt, that's correct,
which is traditionally known as a kilt, and he's walking
around inside of a taco bell when some woman decides
to call him a meth head, a black, obese woman.
I'm just describing her. I'm not This isn't this isn't
about hur It's about it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
He was hollering about something.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I don't remember what he's hollering about. But she wasn't
having it, and she told him.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And that's when he says, a methad. I'm not a methad.
I'm an electrician, and I could shut this taco bell down.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Electrician, I got it, bro.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
He probably didn't have a key to the lock on
the breaker box.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But apparently he could just punch it. He claims probably
have a crowbar or bolt gooder.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I mean, he's electrician. He's probably had to do it
a time or two.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
He went outside there. It was a loud pop billy.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yet did he shut the taco bell down?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
The lights went out? Well? All right, and he made
as good as his word. Right. Yeah, this is just
a couple of days after we had that naked guy
in a different Taco Bell in Florida. I'm starting to
notice the theme.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Uh you think?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah? Is it Florida or is it Taco Bell? It
could be both. It's a little from call Ma, It's
a little from call Bee. Taco Bell is great. Can
you still feed four full grown men on twenty bucks? Oh?
You bet you. I haven't been in a while. Yeah.
Have the prices gone up substantially?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Or last time you went, didn't you order everything?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I mean that was like a decade ago. Was a
long time ago. I bet it's way more expensive now.
I went and ordered one of every item on the
menu to see what it would cost. And what do
you remember? I think it was about three or four
inner bucks. There's a video of it somewhere on the internet. Sure, yeah,
still out there. Yeah, because circulating around.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You can hope you erase those things, but they never
go away. Young, young kids need to remember that your picture,
once you send it out there, it's not yours anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No, it's true. That's the way space is, or as
we used to call it, the net. Speaking of you,
hear a lot about artificial intelligence. But here's a new
term for you instead of AI. Maybe we should be
more concerned about AGI. Uh Oh, Now we got a
new term, artificial general intelligence. The holy grail, some would say,
(16:21):
the doomsday of AI. It's a machine that doesn't just
do one narrow thing like spam cat videos or beat
at you at chess. It could think, it can learn,
it can reason, It can problem solve across any field
better than any human.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
So the the G if I get to straight stands
for general correct, overall umbrella kind of an AI.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Why don't we just go with AI? Then I didn't
give it the name.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I thought AI was general enough term for AI.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Okay, so AGI is AI, but not all AI is AGI?
Does that make sense people? Perfectly?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
No, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's the difference between your current chatbot that excels at
writing emails but craps the bet on basic logic versus
something that could run a company and vent new tech,
diagnose your mystery illness, negotiate treaties, and cook a perfect
steak without debating philosophy. While debating philosophy.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
There are people out there who are absolutely against AI
and have no idea that they're enjoying using it right
now all the time. And then there are people out
there who are just embracing it every day, daily, every
millions more people coming on, well, I don't know a
I could do that for me, could do that for
my business, could do that for investing or whatever, And
(17:36):
they're loving it. But with every great new technology there
also comes problems. What happened when we replaced the horse
with the car drunk driving? Yeah, then we had drunk drivers.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, before we had our horses to be the designated driver.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, and they hardly ever were drunk. But you see,
you always have to give up something to get something.
You've got pollution and then burning fossil fuel for cars.
It's always something with AI.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
One of the big concerns data centers. They're building a
data center somewhere near my house.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, the difference between it ruin everything artificial general intelligence
and what we have now is called narrow AI. And
the difference is specialist tools great at one job, dumbas
rocks it out outside stuff. AGI is the universal badass
intern that masters everything no more. Sorry, I'm not trained
for that. And once it hits, it's snowballs. AGI is
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designed better than what we're currently using. It's super intelligence.
Your job, your doctor's job, your congressman's job. They claim, poof,
it's all gone. That's the concern. Now, some people think
we're already there. This is basically Skynet with a side
of hallucinations.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You know it's coming, right, I mean, you can fight
it all you want, but they still want this to happen.
We've predicted it, We showed you ahead of time in
multiple sequels, exactly how bad this is going to get sure,
and everybody still.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Wants it, And it doesn't matter how many bad, low
budget sequels we come up with.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Doesn't it kind of remind you of the reason that
we have communism flourishing and socialism flourishing in America. We've
shown you how every other country that's ever tried this,
has suffered for it, and yet we still seem to
want it here.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, but my version of the communist AI utopia will
be different. It'll be better.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Can I shoot it with an AR fifteen style automatic
semi weapon?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Probably not? No, I don't think so. No, how they are, Yeah,
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