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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Something like that, don't you just love it? Fuck any
reason for Freddy, That's what they say. They all say that,
why the reason for Freddy?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, why would we ride a bike during the time
of the year when it's most likely to rain out.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's a very good question. Take your galoshes and your
rein's coat with you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
My coach rode a bike to the gym yesterday and
we asked, you know it is your car, okay, so no,
it's fine. I'm just trying to get some cardio, which
made sense. And then seconds later it just started pouring outside,
and he said I had not anticipated that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh really, just first day living in town, is it? Well,
it was very sunny and bright out, and then it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
In his defense, I was planning to go to the
park and run after the gym yesterday and it just
pouring raino cats and dogs. And then as soon as
it was too late to go running, the rain stopped.
Do you check the forecast or do you check the radar?
Why would I go out? Why would I look at
any of that? It's always wrong exactly. You checked the
forecast and it'll tell you it to go rain for
the next nine days and then it'll they'll tell you
(01:01):
it's like, oh no, no rain for the next three hours,
and then it rains in twenty minutes. Usually check the radar,
and he can't even always trust that because sometimes it's.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Storms will just pop up. But you can watch him
the you know, the big fronts move in like yesterday,
you could see it coming ahead of time the radar.
It's the way to go as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
We live in a part of the country where I
it'll get hot out and then all the humidity down
on the ground here just like rise up into the
air and suddenly it'll start raining. So I don't I'm
not a meteorologist, but I uh, you can't really predict
something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Neither can they. Sad story. Another woman fell down another
man hole. This is getting to be an epidemic. You
love manholes. I don't trust them though, Jeah, sure, I
get it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She was.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
This happened to a woman named Fabiana Rosa. I saw.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
She's thirty three years old. And this was in Brazil,
not New York City.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
There was one in New York City too. Yeah. Well,
a woman got out of her car last week and
there was a empty just the cover was missing off
the mantle. She just turned in her seat to get
out of her car stepped right into the open hole.
This woman in Brazil was walking down the street staring
at her phone, naturally, because that's what we all do now.
I don't even think she realized she was about to
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step on a manhole cover. It did have a cover
on it, but then when she stepped on it, it
gave way. It flipped like one of those trash can
lids that when you put the trash in it, you know,
it just spins in a little circle and lid comes
back around. Right when she stepped on it, it flipped
the other side of the manhole cover up and by
(02:44):
the time she put her other foot down, you know, walking,
but she went just straight through. It was almost like
a disappearing act. She disappeared so quickly, and when she
hit her head on the way down. Somebody saw her
fall and finally ran to her aid. She said she
thought she was gonna die.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Did have some significant swelling in the head where she
hit herself, but otherwise pretty much unharmed. Okay, so most
of the world's manhole covers are manufactured in India and China.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And I'm not saying it's their fault, but it's probably
not their fault in this case. Somebody in New York,
somebody just stole the mantle cover or a truck sometimes.
They said, a truck can hit it just right and
it'll you know, flip it and move it. They're blaming
this on the mall people, cable thieves in Brazil and said,
(03:37):
I don't know what the cable thieves had to do
with the manhole covered. The covers just usually there because
it's heavy and it stays covered.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
But it didn't work that time. Okay, Well, it's been
happening in New York City as well. Treasures abound billy
ed beneath city streets for anyone brave or crazy enough
to explore the murky deaths of the Big Apples sprawling
seventy five hundred min else sewer system. Well, people going
down there, people are going down there to look for things.
Yesterday video surfaced online of three men and nobody knows
(04:08):
what they were doing down there day. Look were they're
looking for Savannah Guthrie's mom. Well, no, they're being called
the mole people. Okay, Well, you know they could look
around while they're down there, wouldn't hurt. Two separate incidents
caught on camera where troops of people were seen emerging
from manhole covers across Brooklyn after sneaking around the steamy depths,
(04:30):
and what police say were of.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Some kind of scavenger hunt operation. The ever present threats.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Of arrests and obvious ricks to personal safety apparently no
deterrent for these intrepid subterranean explorers.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Billy, that's fancy. I like that.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now you wondered why didn't we go with Ninja Turtles
as the background music?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Why'd we choose That's the first thought I had? What
Ghostbusters because Ninja?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Because the video I saw was three white guys and
a black guy. At least that's how it looked to
me in the greeny in the grainy screen.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I looked. Was the black guy always with them or
was he just kind of hanging around? Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Not at first? Later on he joined them when they
needed some extra help. I say, yeah, And you really
got to wonder what did that black guy do to
earn the respect to those white guys?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
These scientists or whatever they are. Sure, I'm sure there's
quality qualified scientists. Would you go down there? No, not
absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I bet it's really interesting though, because it's not just
it's not just that it's gross and there's a lot
to explore.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
There's a history to it, mister Kenneth, A history, sure.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I mean we're talking about hundreds of years of them
building tunnels down there. It's all kinds of weird studies.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I light and go down there after they've bricked it
in and then run the air conditioning into it.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's I'm happier that way. Air conditioned sewer system. No,
not sewer system, just tunnels in general. Sure. Yeah, they
built tunnels down there for I don't know if you
heard about this. They got a they got trains that
run underground up there.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I've heard about that. Yeah. Anyway, it's a fascinating thing.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Do you remember it was a while back, a couple
of years back, we saw this video of these Jews,
who Jewish guys, climbing up out of the subterranean tunnels
of New York City.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, that's right. They had a whole hideaway area down
there for them to live.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
They claim it was because I mean, there were the
theories speculating it was because they wanted to go to
their synagogue and they were told they were not allowed
to during the pandemic. But then they were pulling like
dirty stained mattresses out of there too. Yep, which makes
you wonder, you know, is okay you wanted to go
to synagogue? I get it, But what was the mattress for?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You know? Well, the warning from New York City is
stay out of the sewers. It's very dangerous. You don't
have to tell me twice. Actually you didn't even have
to tell me once. I'm not getting in the sewers.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't know if there was if I knew, I
wasn't gonna get stuck down there, if there was no risk,
and I could get a gas mask and just go exploring.
How's that any different than exploring a cave?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You know? Uh, what do you think is in a sewer? Oh? Alligators? Obviously? No, No,
there's something else. Ninja turtles another thing. That's pretty much
what they built. There were four ecto plaZma. Thank you, yes, yes,
well you sound like a democrat. I'm not retarded. Walton M.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Johnson rally against Rednecks wasn't quite what they made it
sound like.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It was going to be a rally against Rednecks.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, some imported activists named Zuel Mohammad, apparently a convicted
voter fraud guy currently appealing while running for may or elsewhere,
decides to host a rally against Rednecks outside.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The Frisco City Hall.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
He called the locals trailer trash, trailer park, trash.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yocals that should have gone over will.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
While pretending the community there only exists because of the
contributions of South Asians. Kind of a bold strategy. Cotton yeah,
a little bit. Yeah, it turns out the oppressed locals
didn't appreciate being crapped on in their own affluent suburb
they built from farmland.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, about fifty armed counter protesters showed up, many of
them not armed, but enough of them armed that that's
how the media is described.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
See one guy armed, There's like the entire army of
redneck showed up with their killer weapons.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Of war and they outnumbered Mohammed's sad little turnout, rainy night,
zero momentum.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Classic leftist shilling.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Signs included White Lives Matter, which is very offensive. God yes,
pictures of victims like Austin Metcalf and Charlie Kirk. Warnings
about the South Asian takeover. It's interesting too that the
liberal media there is making it sound like Republicans hate
people from South Asia. The leader of the Texas Republican
Party is from South Asia.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That he is.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And so anyway, one guy drove from Tyler with a
group called the Texas National News Movement because Islam is
a cancer apparently as a message you wanted to spread there.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
The mayor basically locked down public comments at the council
meeting over safety. Translation, the natives are getting restless. Oh oh,
and we can't have that. Guys, Did they say who
the natives were? Because you can call some people names
but not others. Well, I stand with the indigenous people
of England today, Oh you do? In their outrage over
(09:07):
the white kid who got stabbed and murdered and then
left to die by law enforcement.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
M yeah, it's a situation. They're outraged in Atlanta today
as a sixty six year old grandmother was stabbed like multiple,
like twenty times or more on a bus. Now I
know there was a woman stabbed on a bus or
a train car last year. And in the South, wasn't
(09:36):
it the Carolinas? And then we forgot all about that.
Our outrage diminished quickly when it turns out she was attractive,
blonde white lady. This grandmother, though that everybody's outraged, is
an older black woman, and so the outrage is obviously
justified in this case. Obvious. Yes, yes, I thought you
(09:58):
guys are going to tell us about California.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, we were supposed to talk about it. What's going
on in California?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, I was going to bring up something that wasn't
about the election, because I don't know if they even
know what's going on in the election over there. Yet
they keep telling us they still got to count some
more votes because they don't like the way it's looking yet.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
For some reason, they can count a lot of votes
overnight in Texas, but they can't do it in California.
Is it that common core math that must be the
new math?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Bet that's it? Yeah? Yeah, Well, sometimes they just don't
like the way the election turns out, so they go, well,
we're still counting, which means we're still trying to come
up with some more votes somewhere. But that Hilton guy, Yeah,
who's a foreigner, he's an r He's ah. I thought
(10:45):
you were going to say foreigner. Yeah. Even worse. He's
a Republican. Yeah, him and that Hispanic guy. Got it.
Looked like they're going to be in the runoff for governor. Yeah,
and in the.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Los Angeles mayor's race, which weirdly is getting more attention
from cable news.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's a Pratt versus Bass, so we kind of expected.
But that's all unofficial. They're not. No, no, it's unofficial. Now.
What I was going to tell you about was what
they call the ultimate karma for translete. That's a transathlete.
He's a translite, got it? Okay, Yeah, we mentioned this
(11:25):
for a couple of weeks now Out in California, they're
having some track and field championships. I guess this is,
you know, high school stuff and a transgender for the
boy over there, not a girl. He ab Hernandez.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So good at women's sports. It's really really good. Incredible
track and field against women. No way of explaining why
he wasn't good at men's sports but women's sports really good.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He wasn't actually good enough for women's sports either. What
as the boy allowed to play against the girls compete,
had to share the third place podium Over this past
weekend at the state championships, he was bested by two
actual females. Wow, the seventeen year old boy was beaten
(12:13):
several times in competition from the girls in the California
Inter schoolastic blah blah blah. Now this is the worst
part of this whole thing. Look at you've seen the
winners podium before. I mean, you've seen the Olympics, You've
seen other stuff. Look at the winners podium in California.
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There's a lot of people. That's nine places.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Why are there so many people on the podium? Is
that the whole How many people competed in this thing?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I think nine? Now ten? Actually, if you'll count, there's
nine places.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
That is the definition of the participation trophy exactly. But
on a podium, there's ten people up here because the
boy that you know, the male competing against girls, he's
sharing third place. There's there's a girl and a boy
standing on the third placee they got first, second, and third,
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and they got four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's everybody all. If you participated, you get a trophy.
How much longer they gonna carry that stuff home before
they realize it is just ruining lives out there, all right?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I get that they do this with the trans friendly
girls sports, but what about boys and men's sports? Do
they have the participation trophy podium for me too? That
doesn't even make the news anymore. Boys doing boys in sports?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Never mind?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, I mean it's just a bunch of men or
boys running against each other. It's kind of what you expect,
whereas the women's and girls' sports have become a freak
show in California.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Ain't the truth? And didn't Trump outlaw this? Why isn't
there Well, you know, if you have Trump derangement syndrome,
you don't have to pay attention to Trump all the
crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
He says, Okay, title nine, YadA, YadA, YadA, something something
women's rights. No. I do find it interesting though that
the boy didn't didn't win, didn't even come in second.
Two girls beat him. That's I mean, he did win.
Do you think he d in the high joke? Do
you remember Laurel Hubbard was the New Zealand weightlifter, That
(14:22):
ugly boy too, a middle age fat guy went to
the Olympics to compete against women in weightlifting and then
and then didn't place when he got didn't didn't qualify
to be in the event after getting to the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Looked like he, you know, was supposed to lift the weight,
lift the bar up and kind of picked it up
and then just dropped it. Did he take a dive?
It looked like it was kind of like on purpose.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Do you think some of these trans athletes are taking
a dive just to prove, oh, women have a chance
of beating us.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I don't know this seventeen year old kid was thinking
that or not.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But how long if that is what's happening, how long
can they do that for before people point like, you're
just pretending to lose so that you could still compete.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Good question.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And then if that's what you're doing, aren't you ashamed
of yourself? I mean, taking a dive in professional sports
or amateur sports is humiliating.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Also, beating up on girls it should be humiliating, but
they seem willing to do that, so I don't think
any of that applies in this case.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well, this is what feminists fought for, kind of like
Bonnie Blue banging a thousand dudes in one night.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
He has the right to do it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, girl powers her body, her choice, you bigot, Sure, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
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