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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Has anybody gotten parasitic diarrhea yet? From the nobody I know,
but I'm sure somebody has, or it wouldn't have been
a big story in the news. Watch out for the
parasitic ex not diarrhea, explosive diarrhea. There's a difference, and
you'll know it when you feel it. Well, I was
just more worried about people in this room. I think
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we're okay. We got an email about it from Bradley.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
He said, I guess we can take Trump's advice by
injecting bleach to kill these bugs.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
He said, yeah, we should do that. Yeah, Trump, you know,
immediately suggested that, and you know, still a good idea, right.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We played the Glenn Miller Orchestra, never suggested it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Here's how bored people are. I don't understand this one.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We played the Glenn Miller Orchestra yesterday to talk about
a train in Chattanooga, Tennessee today.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, yeah, earlier to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, and we get an email from Ron He says,
you know that was sung by tex spinec Ehe text Benneck,
I don't know, He's like, the singer's not Glenn Miller.
All right, okay, Grandpa ow old, are you?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
How did you even know that? People? You know, they
get they get touchy about stuff. Well, or they just
like to show off with the one thing that they
know that nobody else knows. I used to know this
guy and he was mentally disabled. He was a real
sweet guy. He worked in a carpet factory lifting giant
palets of carpet. Right, they're super strong. I hear this
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guy was.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, and we called him well, I won't tell you
what we called him, but he u But he used
to love to ask people. Whenever anyone would suggest he
wasn't smart, he would go, oh, yeah, what's John Wayne's birthday?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well? Yeah, And as funny.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And silly as it was, it did remind people he
was smarter than people thought.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, he knew that one thing. He was a sweet
guy and as long as you stick with that one topic,
he's very well informed.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well that's a good thing to do. And I think
liberals do that. They just know this one thing. They're like,
I bet you don't even know the statistics on gun violence,
and tried from last year. It's like, well, I don't
know that off the top of my head, but that
doesn't change my opinions.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
If I did, I wouldn't tell you because statistics are
racist and I won't spew that kind of racism all
over the place. Damn.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That is a good point, Billy. I'm sick and tired
of people forgetting that statistics are racist.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, I'm sick and tired of that. How many people
on average do you think forget that every day? Well? Uh,
I mean the survey says that it's like sometimes around seventy.
I think it depends if it's convenient for them or not.
That's really what it boils down to there. Does anybody
noticed the Swiss team from from Switzerland? H don't look
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like I have a lot of Swiss players on it.
What's the Swiss team? Swiss team for white World Cup?
You being I'll talk about the World Cup. Oh, soccer,
We're still doing soccer. We're doing that. A lot of
people that you know, I've talked you said, Uh, Swizzerland
is beautiful, but the dudes on the team don't look
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like they're from there. It's all I'm noticing. And you
know they asked, They famously asked that Argentina coach one
time that, uh, you know you're coaching the soccer team
from Argentina. How come you ain't got no brothers on
the team, you know? And he said, because this ain't
a Disney movie. It's a team from Argentina. That's the difference. Wow.
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Who said that? The coach? Probably? That's what I heard. Uh?
The soccer players. Well, you take a look at a team.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You tell me they are, Well, you're confused, you're misunderstanding.
This is the new uh Switzerland. They're more mellot it's
a different melanin efficient.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I see. Is that what's the word I'm looking for?
They're black? No, no, no, I mean yeah, what but
still they look like they're very, very athletic though, Oh yeah,
you gotta give them that. Well, they're better than the
old Switzerland team. Obviously there's bill in the match in
the cup, as they say, would they say that? Would
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you guys like some good news instead of you got
any Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Toyota says they're going to move their Tacoma production plant
from Mexico to San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Is that right? Yeah? Two thousand jobs Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
The company says they'll spend three point six billion to
bring production of their top selling mid signs pick up
the Tacoma back to the United States by twenty thirty,
so it's gonna be a while, but no, it takes
a while. Still, making more vehicles in the United States
will help Toyota, the world's top selling auto maker, defray
a hefty tariff bill in its largest market.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Here's my question.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
What if the new president that takes over between now
and twenty thirty isn't uh.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You don't change your mind a bit about that about
the tariffs. So does Toyota change their mind and go
back to u What is it? Uh? Guana and Nejuato
or wherever they're at. That's it's complicated. Guanajuato, that's where
they're at. It's a plant in Guana Hotto and Baja
California and Mexico. The Baja plants production will move to
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San Antonio and then the other plant, so output will
continue and effective the company shed well all right, Dan Anyway,
Tacoma is also subject to tariffs on its non US
content because of its assembly in Mexico. The company imports
vehicles to America and Canada. Meantime, Toyota uses more than
ninety percent of its North American factory capacity, the highest
(05:25):
utilization rate in the industry. And we do love when
things get utilized, don't we though, hmm, that's always important.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Seven pro Hamas thugs have been found guilty on lesser
misdemeanor charges for shutting down the Golden Gate Bridge. They
created hours of traffic for a silly little scheme to
protest Israel.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Was some guy getting his haircut or something.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
We had a friend who did that once, who's a
radio personality.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
We probably don't need to name him. I guess he
was at our comedy show recently at the House of
Blues in Houston. Anyway, San Francisco public defender nu Juah
Abu Zamara said the verdict about blocking traffic for hours
years ago is bare minimum. We should be doing as
American citizens. Uh huh like new ha uh el Zabara
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there the Gozamarah American citizen.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's just as American as apple Pie and couscus. It's
the truth, absolutely said. The genocide of Palestinians, that's what matters.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Who cares if you get to work on time? Liberal
mostly as long as they're doing this stuff at San
Francisco and not where I live, I am for it.
I know you are just like, Graham Platner, stay in
the race. Graham, You're the leftist populist hero America needs. Now,
what does this do for Bernie Sanders's reputation? Bernie has
demanded that this man quit the race, and they're ignoring
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him like he's just some old man yelling at the
kids from the porch. You get off my lawn? Is
that where we are with Bernie? Now? All right? Bernie
is really really really really really really really really really
really old. So at this point he probably isn't worried
about the future of his reputation. That's all he's got
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left is the lasting reputation the years have gone by.
I don't know, he's got three lake houses in a
best selling book. I like, you're doing pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, we can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big
booty Latinas. If there are nine, they should be fine.
These are big, juicy, perfectly round booties that we simply
can't let go, miss the president. Where are we going
to find big booties like these Canada? Women in Canada
(07:35):
have no booty.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There's this guy out there who listens to the show
all the time. Constantly, and he does not like that
I make fun of the fervent anti Israel conspiracy theorists.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh okay, well, it's just one of the many things
that you make fun of.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And I just want to point out here I'm against
generally war and I don't I don't love this war
with Iran. I don't think we should pay Israel to
go to war with people. I'm basically on the side
of the people that are criticizing the you know, Zionism
or whatever. I just don't hate Israel or the Jews.
And it's not enough, not nearly enough.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
We criticized a guy earlier who posted a video that
said day two of the Charlie Kirk assassination trial proves
Candace Owens was right.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's like, dude, there's not even a trial yet. Yeah,
they don't get the fact straight. It's hard to really
take anything they say seriously.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The guy that sent the email was mad that we
were criticizing a professional conspiracy theorist named Ian Carroll. Ian
Carroll once famously said the Rothchilds hired a guy named
Cyrus Schofield to jewify the Bible and brainwash Christians.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Nothing says global Jewish plot like funding a Bible.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, okay, says there's a Zionist mafia and they cause
nine to eleven every time something bad happens. It's the
Jews with a laser pointer from space. That's cool how
they operate.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Jeffrey Epstein, he said, Jeffrey Epstein was basically running a
Jewish organization.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Well this one, well, I mean, that's not that hard
to figure out. I don't know that Jeffrey Epstein was Jewish.
I get that his last name's Jewish, but was he
at a synagogue with other Jews. Well, it's like saying
you're Catholic but you never go to church. Are you
a Catholic? Or you just got an Italian last name?
Of right.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
One of the problems with the Jewish conspiracy theories is like,
do you understand George Soros and Benjamin Netanyahu are both
Jews who agree on nothing religiously politically, don't like each other,
funding different causes globally.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You tell me, bro I don't. It's it's lazy.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It was fifteen minutes after they assassinated Charlie Kirk, and
these guys were like, Israel did it?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah? Oh you figured all that out.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
They Candice Owen said that the assassin, the alleged assassin,
Tyler Robinson, wasn't even.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
There that day. Guys, he's on video, there's eyewitnesses, he's
They spent most of the day yesterday or the day before,
the first day of this preliminary hearing, uh, just going
about showing tracking him like a wild animal through the
woods or something. Well, here he appeared over here, and
then there he is. Later he appeared over there when
he got all these different cameras set up, and he
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was just bouncing around the grounds. He was everywhere at
this point.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If Ian Carroll or Candae Owen stubbed their toe, it
would probably be because of Zionist gravity.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Do you get how lazy this is. That's lazy.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And one of the problems with these guys out pushing
these points is they sound so ridiculous that when there
is a valid reason for us to criticize Israel, that's.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
The problem, nobody listened.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You guys are so fervently anti Jew, anti Zionism, anti
Israel that when Israel actually does something wrong, no one's
gonna listen.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Because you guys have been attending clown college for so
many years, bringing up the same thing over and over.
As far as emails go, yeah, we get emails telling
us that we're accepting jew money and that we're doing
this wrong or that wrong, and you know, and then
we get some nice ones like this. This is this
is a great email right here. This is how most
of the emails should work. This came in at six
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oh seven this morning. The show had not been on
long at six oh seven this morning, and the emails
has and I read it verbatim. Great show so far,
keep up the good work. Thanks now again, we were
only seven minutes into the top of the hour and
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so far we were doing well. We'll take it. I yeah,
I just hope we haven't let him down. Since there
it is.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There were some issues early this morning with the broadcast
of this show. And if you're one of the people
that didn't I get to hear portions of the show.
My advice would be to download the Walton and Johnson's
smartphone app.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's probably always a good idea right there.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And then you can get caught up on it. It
doesn't cost anything. It's fun to play with, so it's
a fun app to use. You're gonna enjoy it. And
it's free and it lets you interact with us. You
could send me more messages. You sure can about how
you don't like my position on Zionism or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, Or you can ask questions about the explosive diarrhea,
which we did mention earlier and people are very nervous about.
But yeah, the same guy that came up with the
idea about following Trump's advice on the conjecting bleach. I
say let's start with him. Oh yeah, let's let him
go first. Absolutely, if he really believes Trump said that,
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then you go first.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
We got more trans violence. I can't remember if we
ever covered this. It actually happened last week. There was
supposed to be a mass shooting, a terror attack if
you well, trans gunman in Vegas. Did we ever cover
that story? I don't remember now there was so many
of them lately. Another trans identified gunman, Billy had If
it's a trans gunman, not.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
A gunman, I don't know exactly what a gun man.
It's confusing. Yeah, it's a gun something.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Henderson, Las Vegas police nabbed thirty six year old Alison Howlett,
born a male living as a female, sitting on a
handgun in a stolen car packed with an arsenal weapons.
It's probably not gonna sound like a lot to you, billy,
I'd say it is a man pretending to be a woman.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Sounds like it. Yeah, And so he still likes his guns.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
MP five submachine gun, twenty two more firearms in the vehicle,
plus thirty at home, including automatics, a grenade, grenade launcher, attachments,
and silencers. According to this report in the post, a
lot of stuff. Well, it would probably not good for
him to have it, but for me, I'd be fine.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Hundreds of rounds.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
An ex spouse called it into the police after the
trainee stole a car and threaten a mass shooting or
ani quote suicide by cop. Quick thinking officers lured him
out with water and took him down.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
He call water ooh, held up a cool bottle of
uh what dasani or something? Shoo, come and get it.
Come on. It sounds like he was thirsty, you know,
because it's hot. Sure.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
The freak had been making threats for years, including a
recorded twenty twenty four rant and I quote, if the
fboid doesn't arrest me, there's gonna be an effing mass
shooting classic trans violence. Media will bend over backwards to
avoid telling you about the trans angle.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Vegas has a history with mass shootings. I don't know
if you remember this particularly anti American man. Remember the
Mandalay Bay thing.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Remember how they didn't want to tell you why or
anything about the guy. But him and his brother were
Bernie Sanders supporters, and he was a former FBI informant,
and seemed a little odd that he went after a
country music festival that was very pro America.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It didn't fit right after it just didn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
No, wasn't it right after Trump was elected or right
around that time? Like when you tell troubled males they're
actually women and you flood them with hormones and validation
instead of real help. Don't act shocked when they snap.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We'll play it along, pretending what they're pretending. You'll pretend
along with them. That ain't helping nobody. It's not helping anybody.
That's just making them crazier. It is making them crazier.
Bill Yet, But what do we do? What do we do?
Just tell them, tell them to knock it off. Yeah,
knock it off, tranny jeesus Louis, that'll do it. It
hasn't worked so far. Well, maybe we ought to say
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it louder.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
They hang on. They want to be women. What do
you do when a woman's being irrational? You tell her
calm down? Yeah, calm down, transsexual.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I've been witch hunt since they want I've been fighting
acquisitions after acquisition.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So did I divide the city? Yes? No, the city
was divided before even stepped FoST into the office. Walton
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