July 20, 2026 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, if you enjoy the You Want on Johnson Show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kenney Webster
there And as a matter of fact, I think, do we.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
California has nearly tripled the reach of its broadband network
because that's what the country needs. Even more people posting
pictures of their artisanal bake goods. Who's in the room
right now, Jesse Payton?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Kenny Webster's happy to be here man, and Jesse Payton
is here right now. You're on this show a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, you and I were in Orange, Texas this week, Arnes.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's full.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I love being in places named after colors and fruits.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's right, speaking of colors and fruits. Who's that to
the left?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Tusted?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Simms is in the buildings. Good to be here man,
having dusted Simms?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You are international comedic celebrity.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We were at where were we?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We were at the improv and there was some woman
in the front row and everybody could ask questions and everyone,
you know, was a couple's therapy was the comedy show
we were doing, and a woman asked, Dustin, do you
like Puerto Rican girls? That was her serious question.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
She wanted to.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Know she was incidentally Puerto Rican trying to get a
green card, Jesse Puerto Ricans American citizens. Oh my bad,
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
She was like, I like gringos, but I heard a
say green cards.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Right When I think of Puerto Ricans, I always think
of stab wounds for some reason. Why that is, Like,
she's very beautiful, but she's going to murder me. I
don't know if that's the best IDEA.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Kind of into that too.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Hey, Dustin, what are you doing in town right now?
What are you doing here?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
We got Docy Doe Wednesday night. We're doing the show
there and then we're out in Plannersville.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I love the Docy Doe for very personal reasons. I
can't explain why on the air. Something very good happened
to me there once. I won't get into the details, but.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's not what everyone's thinking. Everyone's like, hell, yeah, he
got a little green room loving.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He did not do that, No, no, but it's a
great place.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dosey Do is one of my favorite venues for some reason,
me and my friends, you know, present company included. Obviously
we're all comedians, but we do well when we perform
at redneck honky tonks.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Why is that, Jesse? Because they love us there. It's great.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And you know, here's the real reason, Kenny, is we
joke and we do things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But the point is, when.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You go into really red really country, redneck liberal spaces,
they come there to laugh. They don't come there to
critique your set. They don't come there to get offended.
They laugh, they pay their money, they drink their drinks,
and they have a good time. When you do very
blue places, they come in and they want their Aha.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
He said, the R slur and the F slur.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And let me tell you this, if you get offended
by jokes, you could kiss my A slur.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, by the way, folks, sorry, he's the R slurs retard.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You could say that on the radio. I don't think
you could say the other one.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You could say you could say the four letter F
word fear.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yes, Actually, if you come to one of our shows,
you can hear all the words.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And you'll enjoy that. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Speaking of words, Well, I've got a room full of
people here, let's react to some crazy videos. We're getting
into the twenty twenty six election season.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
The primaries are mostly over around the country, which means
good news, everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
White liberal women are back in their zooming Aeriel.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Podar, affectionately known as missus Frazzle to her combined audience
of over one point five million followers, is here to
help gentle parents us through this election. Thank you, Hi, everybody.
I am so honored to speak today. I am like
shaking to just be among such incredible company. We are
(03:48):
here because, as if you were here earlier, you've heard
bipop women have tapped us in as white women to
step up, listen and get involved this election season. This
is a really important if.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
She's here, who's running hell right now?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
This looks like the last thing a cat sees before
it gets smothered.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
What is bipop women?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, thank you for asking, Dusted Simms. Bipock is black
Indigenous person of color. Basically, it means everyone but you, Dusted.
They just mean not white guys.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Leave it to the guy from Alabama to ask what
bipok means?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hey, what doesn't exist in Alabama? Bipop?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Bipock is a word they came up. It's like POC.
What's a poc? It's everyone by you, that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They need it.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They need all the Native Americans and the blacks and
the browns. And you could say blacks and browns, but
you can't say whatever color.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, what's crazy is that this is a whole zoom
meeting full of non bipoks.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's correct. Yeah, that was what they look like. They've
all had their vaccine for bipocks. This video call that
went viral on the internet.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It includes, uh, let's see, there's Megan Rappino, she's in it,
and uh over, here's pink Shannon Watts is there. I
guess she's somebody Connie Burton. I don't know who all
these people are. But a bunch of white women gathered
together over the weekend to decide what they could do
for the bipoks, but bypocks weren't invited to the party. Apparently,
(05:17):
do you feel empowered by this?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Is this? What is this supposed to do? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
This looks like an hoa pta of beastlers.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yes, yes it is. Well it's not working.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Apparently black people don't like white liberals this election season,
so Finally something's going right over the I played a
SoundBite in the last segment, You guys weren't here for it.
Where James Tallerico, who is running for Senate right now
in Texas, was speaking at a town hall in Houston, Texas.
And there were a lot of black people in the audience.
At Boy, they do not like James Tallerico. Listen to
(05:55):
a little bit of this.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh you stay here, you and I'm I'm happy to engage.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Uh, we'll come to here in just a second. I
appreciate you being you, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Travel again, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh, that is wonderful. No, I think that's great.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
There.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You're not here for me, you're here for the culture.
I love that. No, whatever whatever you say, I agree with.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
James Tallerico spent twenty five million dollars on black voter outreach.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's what it got him. Guys, do you think it's working.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
He looks like bloody chum and shark infested water right now.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Like this dude is straight cook.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You know what's bad is there's no way that that
room respects him at all because he looks like the
doll that sex predators have to point and they point
at like, tell me on the doll where he touched you,
And he pointed James Salarico's butt cheeks.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
James taller recon is having a tough time right now
winning over the blacks, and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I think I might know why.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
There's this video of him that went viral where he's
talking about where did I put it there?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It is?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Here's James Tallerico back before he was running for state
wide office.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
He does look like Elliott Page would play him in
the movie of Transition. Listen to a little bit of this.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I was so proud to be among the first class
of members.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
To the LGBTQ Caucus in the Texas House, and as
a former middle school teacher, I have a special place
in my heart for LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You it's not an lgbt he's an F I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
If you could hear what he was saying there, but
he says he's in the gay caucus.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah reaction if you cut it off the last syllable.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And then he said, and the reason he loves being
in the gay caucus is because he loves little gay boys.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That's what I heard. He loves Gay Caucus.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He loves loves Gay Caucus. Guys, I don't think James
Tallerico is gonna win. Yesterday I was out to eat
lunch and I got seated next to Rodney Ellis. Now
I don't expect you guys to know who that is.
Rodney Ellis is in charge of the Houston Democrats. He's
the leader of the Houston Demo and he has been
they call him the Kingpin, the big boss Man. And
(08:19):
we started talking about like this ice shooting in Houston.
It was a very unexpected pairing, me and Rodney Ellis
enjoying a Fortata together while we talked about politics, and
I asked him. I was like, you know, James Talerico,
does he stand a chance of winning? And boy the
doubt in Rodney Ellis's eyes.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, I mean, it's crazy that he's pandering to the
gay Caucus when clearly he likes the big Black CAUCUSUS.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
He loves the by Caucus, the Bike the BYEPAC Caucus.
That's what that's called. Well, black people just have different
values than white liberals do. It's true. There's this other
video that went viral over the weekend of a black
female food influencer, and in the video, she's eating shellfish
(09:05):
even though she knows it's gonna kill her. There appears
to be a baby crying in the background spoiler alert.
At the end of this video, she ends up at
the hospital. Here's a little of it.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Yeah, I'm so allergic to shell fish.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
It's hump day and when I finished, I'm gonnabout myself
in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And seek treatment.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Is there anything less appetizing than listening to this woman
to eat?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I mean no, it's absolutely disgusting, but I could relate.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I had to take a trip to the hospital by
making a decision beforehand that I wasn't proud of, but
penicillin took care of it.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You are you recently got your first venereal disease, didn't you, Justine.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I've been sexually active kN since I was eleven years old.
I'm forty six now, and I got my first STD
two weeks ago. It was carpal tunnel. Yeah, okay, so
I give it one and a half thumbed sideways.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, I happened to you, same thing happened to me,
and I injured my thumb. I don't know how it happened.
I was very confused about how that. Didn't know that
was possible. Well, anyway, we've got to take a quick break.
Dustin Simms is in the room, dusted. If people want
to find you on social media, where do they go?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Facebook?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
You can look up Dustin Simms, comedy YouTube, dust and Szims.
You can look up on porn hub, grinder.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well that's black people meet, but you spell meet e
A T.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Quick break, will be right back on.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Stop it government, get out of my life. You're listening
to the Pursuit of Happiness radio.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Federal officials say, shredded iceberg Gladys is the source of
the diarrhea spreading parasite that has now hit thirty four states.
I think that makes it the most destructive iceberg since
the one that hit the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's very sad. What too soon?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
It was?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
My battle? Was that too soon?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm sorry If anybody out there lost a loved one
on the Titanic, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And I lost my sugar mama. There was a report
out I had it here here. It is a little
bit about that.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We're back to square one again with the Titanic with
the iceberg lettuce in the Saga of the explosive diarrhea parasite.
The FDA announced last week that they had found the culprit.
They said it was Tailor Farms lettuce, that was it,
and then they went out. Little did they know how
appropriate the Bush mission accomplished header photo would because as
(11:48):
it turns out, it wasn't the lettuce.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
They were wrong. An announcement came out from Taylor Farms.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
They said, we've been falsely accused by the FDA based
on a false positive of cyclospora test. Only after a
massive loss of product, money and reputation to the FDA
contact Tailor Farms to let us know they'd made a mistake.
It appears that everyone online is now upset at Tailor
Farms or Tailor Farms did nothing wrong. I was looking
(12:13):
at a map last week with Jesse Payton. Here of
the places in the.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Country, Mississippi didn't have it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Mississippi, it didn't have a single infection in Alabama.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
When they go to and order Taco bell, they say,
hold the vegetables.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I ain't trying to get to squirts. I want extra.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Meat, extra means no lettuce, My tumb is fine.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well dustin.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It seems as your home state, Alabama was pretty much
in the clear too. The number of people eating lettuce
in Alabama shockingly low.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It turns out.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I think everyone out there just always as diarrhea, so
there's no reports of anything different.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, that's what I can't figure out.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
How do I know if it's regular Taco bell diarrhea
or Taco bell lettuce Syria.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
It's crazy. Lettuce is a co morbidity. What do they
call it? Comrbid No morbidity. Now that's crazy, that's it.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They said, Look, I was gonna get diarrhea anyway. Imagine
how much money you're saving on ozempic. That's great, right, Yes,
you were already gonna eat vegetables, and you know there's
Zempic's expensive. The diarrhea that is vastly cheaper. I feel
like people are a little slimmer this summer. Have you
(13:22):
also noticed there is more there's new bug problems. There's
like a screwworm thing. There's new insects.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Screwworm. Yeah, that sounds like crabs evolved. No, there's all
a screwworm never mind. There's all kinds of new insects
this summer. We've got this.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
We've got new insects at Central Park, the frog like
leaf hoppers, new ide unidentified fireflies.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh no, I don't know if you make it any
of this up.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Frog like leaf hoppers. That sounds like a racial slur.
I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I don't have nothing against the frog hop and leaf hoppers.
I just don't want my daughter dayton one. No, this
has nothing to do with Guatemalans. You got enough is
enough here?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
No, look at this. There's a new insect. Look, I've
got it up on the screen here. Frog like insects
leap into science books. I'm telling you, there's new insects
this summer. There's stuff we'd never seen before. Every summer
there's a flesh eating parasite that somebody gets in a lake.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
They got it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
They you had to go in the river, didn't you
with your scabs or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Every summer there's a what is it a brain eating
o meiba. It's always in Alabama?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Always?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Why is it always in Alabama?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
I blame it all something though it can't be the
education system. Justn't blame brain eating and mabe was out
there in the.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Water dustin Simms.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You have a very funny social media, but you've gotten
into You have millions of followers, but you've gotten into
trouble a number of times. If I'm not mistaken, Yeah,
and I think I know why. Oh yeah, let me
put a photo of the up on the screen.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Here.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You've lost a little weight since this picture. Yeah, you're
a little thinner now. But here's a photo, probably from
all that lettce you've been eating. Here's a photo of
you with the President Donald Trump. And this was a
little while back. How'd you meet the Donald?
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Lauren Bobert, She had her I don't know. She takes
me and was like, I know you like to party.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Do you want to come to a party at the
President's house. It's like, I'll go to a party anywhere,
you know what I mean. Yes, So I have no
idea like this is even legit.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
And so she.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Hits me up like a couple of weeks before, says
it said mar A Lago. So I book a spirit flight.
I missed it for eight dollars, you know. So it's
like we're gonna do that, and then so we missed
the flight, so I have to drive my truck down
to mar A Lago and I get this huge dent
in the side.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
It's muddy. I get fake.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I mean, it's all right, we got it. That's okay.
You can't swear.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Yeah, So I get hammered all the way down there
on Wild Turkey. Dude, pull up and like the valet
is out there. I just throwing my keys. I'm like,
don't scratch it. You know, it's like all these nice
cars in mar Lago. Dude, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So uh so, Dustin, I guess the obvious question I
got to ask here, how do you know Lauren Bobert?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Well, she was a fan before she was in Congress.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I bet met her in Docy dough. Yeah, no, so
she uh yes, she used to just you know, send
me stuff all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, and then send you stuff. What did she send you?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
It was in a movie theater, was it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Did you guys see the what was it? Beetlejuice the musical?
Speaker 9 (16:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, Hang on a minute, let me put a photo
of Lauren Bobert up on the screen here.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Apparently Lauren Bobert likes tattoos a lot. I guess. I
guess she'd probably like, huge, I see you. I'm a fan.
I don't even know who she is, but.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You don't know who Congresswoman Lauren Bobert is. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I don't know why there's I'm I just wanted to
pick up a picture of her too. Here does it stop?
We're on eBay for some reason, and eBay you could
get a photo of Lauren Bobert framed.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, I'm selling those.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Thank you for? How long have you known Lauren Bobert for?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I guess four or five years?
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Is this the thing? I'm gonna get you into trouble
if we talk about this.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
On the here?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
No, no, it's not like.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Have you ever met Marjorie Taylor Green?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
No, Stormy Daniels a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well that's great, Dustin. I'm a big fan of Lauren
Bobert's voting record.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I really like the way she votes.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, Chesse, who's your favorite congresswoman?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I'm gonna go home and vote to myself after I
see that picture, We're gonna go home and vote for
Anna Paulina Luna.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You're like, do you know who that is? Anna, Paulina Luna,
any of these?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I'm always surprised that guys like you wouldn't know who
this is. Paulina Luna is a national treasure. She's a
beautiful woman, and she's a congresswoman. And anyway, I'm trying
to pull up a photo of it here on the screen.
It's going a little slow, not great for radio. But anyway,
let's move out to something else. She's a very attractive
woman and she's in Congress.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Is the point.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Okay, you're from Alabama, there is You probably go to
Memphis and Tennessee and Nashville and stuff. Right, didn't you
guys do a show at the Improv or.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
We've done all three of those places.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, there is.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
A video here of AOC in Memphis over the weekend.
We have a lot of listeners in Memphis, and people
were none of them.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
No, it's none of these football.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
We cannot afford to leave Tennessee behind. We cannot afford
to leave Kentucky behind, Alabama behind, Mississippi behind, Georgia behind
South Carolina behind, show me.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That Mexican behind.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Well, now, technic, you've done a racism. She's a Puerto Rican.
I don't know if you know that.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Sad tomato, tomato, let us tomato. Don't you remember when
we this was a thing. A while back.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
She was mad at Trump because her Aboeila was in
trouble in Puerto Rico because there was a hurricane, and
the hurricane had happened two years earlier. She posted a
photo of her grandma's home. Well, looked terrible. It was
in ruins. It's like you're a rich celebrity politician. The
hurricane was two years ago. If her condo is still
in dire straits, I got to think blame it. Trump
(19:30):
is definitely, Yes, that's your fault. AOC do something for
You're a buela.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, cause like thirty bucks, you could buy a land
in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Our friend alex Stein called her out on it, uh,
and I think she has a anyway, she posted a
photo online or video online where she said alex Stein
was harassing her. He said that she was his favorite
big booty latina, and she posted a video online where
he was a totally dish.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
She goes he said I had a big ass.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
He said I had a big, juicy booty, and he
posted the video and that wasn't at all what he said.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah right, it wasn't like what he said was any better.
It was just.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Way less.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Had a big, succulent, juicy brown lady.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Hello, all right, while we're while we're talking about New
York City democrats, Zorhan, Mom, Donnie did a town hall
over the weekend with a woman Jesse for people on
the radio. Can't hear us right now? Would you describe
what's on the screen.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
It looks like I know what you did last summer,
great great grandpa, give it a speech. She does look
like a combination between I Know what you did last
summer and then the guy with the shovel in the
movie Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Okay, it's a COVID mask. It's a chubby little woman.
She looks like one of the Orcs from Lord of
the Rings put on a COVID mask and a hat
with a bunch of butt hope buttons or something like that.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's Kathy Baits. It's Kathy Bates.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah, exactly much costplaying a cookie monster.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
As a communist.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Anyway, well, Zorahan, Mam Donnie could not contain his laughter
as this woman was talking.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
Our city is turning the corner on tenant power. When
we organize, we win results. The mom Donnie, administration is
emboldening us so that we no longer tolerate the violence
of evictions as the.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Violence of evictions.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Oh you mean we didn't pay your bills and there's consequences.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I feel like if I own property and you're living
in in and not paying rent, I feel like I'm
the violence victim there.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I don't think you're the violence victim.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
The virtue signal of these people is just so far reaching,
and for mom Donnie, like, I feel like they're all
just LARPing around and he is just seting like he's
he can't control it anymore. Like they're all doing a
caricature of this fake virtue signaling that they don't believe in.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And he just can't hold it back anymore. Who's the
other year you're Dustin?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You're not real political, but obviously you're friends with Lauren
Bolberg tomorrow. That's not for politics. Who's the other comedian
from Alabama? That Rocky Dale Davis. Do you guys know
who that is?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah? Man, he's who got me started with stand up.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
He's a good guy, right, yeah? But is he a
liberal or a conservative? I saw him these stand up once.
I thought he was hilarious.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
He's Alabama liberal and he's New York QAnon.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That's it. Yeah, I think that explains it perfectly. There.
You guys are buddies. Huh. Yeah, he got you into
this whole thing.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I wouldn't say we're buddies. In fact, he told me
in the beginning that we were not buddies. I was like,
we're buddies, and he's like, no, he's a Jeff Foxworthy
Calls of tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
You'll never hear from me again.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Jeff Foxworth had ever call, but I still haven't heard
from him.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
He lives in New York City, but he's from Alabama.
Where do you You don't have to say where you
live if you don't want, but you're not. You didn't
move to New York basically, right yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Right now, we're just all over the place, Cracker Barrel
parking lot.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Honestly, why does a comedian want to live in New
York City? Is it still worth it for the career?
Is that a good place to be?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I don't know, man, to be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's a place for undiscovered talent. If you're going to
try to grind the weird thing about social media and
the Internet is it's been like the great equalizer for
talent because you don't have to go to LA you
don't have to go to New York to be discovered.
You don't have to go to Austin and go to
the comedy Mothership to be discovered. You can put your
voice in your comedy, in the living room or in
literally the hands of every single person in the country,
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which just by going on the Internet now, so it's
less about the geography and more about the Internet exposure
and sensationalization of that.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, he said, and Jesse, yes, that was very articulate.
That's very good, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
You and Testin Sims and maybe me are gonna be
at the Dosey Dough this Wednesday, Is that right?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
No, we're all gonna be there. Kenny, you're going, Yeah,
you gotta do so Wednesday night. If you're in the
Woodland Spring Conroe Cypress area, North Houston, We're gonna be
at DOCY does Big Barn Wednesday night, Me, Dustin Sims
and Kiddie one stage.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
This is a show that would otherwise cost one hundred
and fifty bucks if we booked it at a theater,
but because it's Wednesday Night and Doci don launched it
with just Dustin. Tickets are only twenty five bucks. You
all come out have a Wednesday Night. I promise it's
gonna be a star star lineup. If you uh, if
you uh don't have a good time, we'll give you
your money back. Just email us at d NC dot gov.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
And then Sunday for those that can't get out on
a weeknight because my listeners get up early.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
What what's going on this Sunday?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Oh yeah, Sunday, We're gonna be at Knight's Tavern in Plannersville, Texas. Uh,
they got an RV park out there, but they have this.
The Night's Tavern is a bar out there. It's really cool, man,
it's really nice out there.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
If I'm not mistaken, it's an RV resort. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And they've got steak, they've got they got burgers.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
They got burgers. I know I had the burgers yesterday.
The onion rings is great. Everybody out there's dope.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
They got onion rings. They got sauce. I mean yeah,
I drive a long way for sauce.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
My man.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
That's called Night's Tavern in Plannersville, Plannersville. So if you're
in Plannersville, come out. We're we're on brand. You'll love it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, Dustin's your hero.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That is on Sunday and and r V people are
encouraged to go absolutely.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's ye cool.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Well that's so Wednesday, Dosi do in the Woodlands Sunday Night,
Plantersville quick break more Dustin Sims and Jesse Payton.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Right after this stop.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Listening to the government and started listening to the Youth
Proceeds of Happiness Radio with Cana Webster Judia aka producer Kenny.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right, we're on the radio. We are back on
the radio. Watch your mouths.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
A robot cage match in China ended when one robot
kicked the other robots head off. Could you imagine if
we could get that kind of excitement at a UFC fight,
That would be so cool.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Michelle Obama is a man. I would enjoy it. I
would watch over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That was all the rage on social media, Chinese robots
kickboxing each other. But here in America we have another
problem involving robots. And it's not what you would expect.
Let me, why are you guys laughing? And it's not
what I would call a problem, Kenny. The problem is
when she runs out of battery.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That's it's all right, thank you, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Students in a place called Salamanaca City Central School District
in western New York are getting quite the surprise when
they show up for classes this fall. I'm gonna put
it up on the screen here so everyone can see
what we're looking at. It's a humanoid robot teacher. Does
anyone notice anything interesting? I have it on the screen.
Does anyone dustin you? Jesse's been talking a lot. Let's
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dustin Sibs here, a famous international comedian in the building.
Do you notice anything interesting about this robot?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Man, it's like Megan Fox.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Well dust it. Excuse me here?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
No, your instincts are correct. This is Sally meets Sally,
a humanoid robot teacher. Sally is an AI teaching model
from a company called Real Real Robotics, which also owns
the sex doll company Real Doll.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It is the same company.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
And I have real horny now Guinny.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
The same company that built the robots sex dolls is
now decided to use that technology for something different. Toronto
based Real Botics acquired Simularicra Corporation. It's the parent company
of the sex doll maker Real Doll. In April twenty
twenty three, Realbotics says its education division shares no employees
or facilities with Real Doll.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Maybe some of the technologies the same. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
That's debatable, but one could argue that realbotics connection to
sex robots is apparently Sally. The machine has silicon skin,
a human like body, and concerningly plump lips.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Let's play a little of this for you.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
I make emotional connections by learning your preferences, remembering past
conversations with our custom memory system, and responding in ways
that feel personal and consistent over time, kind of like
a very attentive friend with patch notes. I do not
actually feel emotions the way humans do, but I am
designed to recognize them mirror them.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Earlier, during commercial break, I played this video and Dustin said,
she looks like she was having a reaction to shellfish.
Those are some really big lips for someone that's going
to teach your kids Spanish.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I don't need her to mirror reactions, because if she
puts something in my butt, I'm gonna be mad.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Said here In the description it said she has DSL
lips dynamic social.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Skills. Now leave this one alone.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
This is definitely going to get the show canceled anyway. Yeah, this,
I think this was inevitable. Right At some point there
was going to be a robot that parents could use
at night when their kids dual purpose. You know, it's
like you bought a car, but it's also got a
stereo in it, you know.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, you're taking all our job.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
It's like every stripper, I'm just doing this to go
through nursing school.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But this teacher really did it.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I just I escaped the sex laboratory to a teacher
teaching elementary school kids.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Here's what bothers me about this. It's just a matter
of time before some dad buys this for his kid,
the kid goes to bed. We all know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It doesn't. This is very predictable. Yeah, that's disgusting. Is
there a self cleaning mode? Like, how do we know?
How do we know?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
After Pilly gets around the robot, let's talk about something else,
quickly changing the subject here for just a minute. Okay,
so here's another odd one today before we run out
of time. Today let's see diarrhea. Letus what else did
we talk about today? Oh yeah, okay, So there was
this woman, Catherine Kraik, from something called five F Church
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in Los Angeles, and she's a female apostle, according to
the report, and there's this video of women meeting her
and they all go into convulsions.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
It's an odd video to watch.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You can't really play it on the radio. People aren't
going to understand what we're looking at. That needs background
music bout into Apparently, if you meet an apostle you'll
have body spasms.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Did you know that? I didn't know that. Yeah, this
was in the news today. Fake it like that. It's
a video.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I have to describe this to the people on the
radio because they don't get it. It's a woman at
a bookstore doing a book signing, and when women meet her,
they go into physical convulsions, like they're having a seizure
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And I don't know. It's it's like when people talk
in tongues. Do you believe it?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I don't know, I know, but the Bible does say
render under God what is God? And render unto seizure?
What is seizures?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
The thing I would understand about people talking in tongues.
Is how come it's never Japanese or whatever. They're never
it's never a language that already exists. They're like, wow,
the Holy because I believe in God. I'm wearing a
crucifix right now, it's cross, but I believe in.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm a Catholic. I think God's real. I believe in.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
But I just I don't know if the tongues are real.
You know you're speaking in tongues. It's never Korean, right,
it's always Gibberish.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
My buddy told me that some people can speak it
and then some people can understand it. And I was like,
he says, his day, I can understand it, but he
could speak it.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
See it.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
The crazy thing is is like who could disprove it?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Like have you ever seen those people do fake sign language?
Like they're translating love me? Like that's how it feels.
Like he said, you should give me thirty dollars. I
feel like that's what.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Cult leaders do, right, Like God said, yeah, one more
before we get out of here, because I need Jesse
to comment on this one. Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
On the West Coast, they spent hundreds of millions of
dollars giving tablets to prisoners in jail. And now we've
learned that in Seattle, and I'm sure this is happening
elsewhere King County. The inmates are turning the tablets into shives,
and they have a photo of what the shive looks like.
And I gotta tell you it is very well constructed.
Look at the craftsmanship on this thing, the point on
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the end, the little handle, Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
That's a cleat sharpening tools an thank you, carmelo ant Hey,
quick reminder, kids, This Wednesday night we're gonna be at
the Docy Doe doing stand up comedy.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And then Sunday night Dustin where are we going to
be again?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Wannersville takes is at the Night's Tavern.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And that's an early show, right, so the Wednesday night
shows a little later. It's a little late, it's not
real late. But if you can't get out late on
a weeknight, planners will be the place to go on
Sunday because that show's at like five o'clock or something
like that. Man, that's awesome. They both have great food, cocktails,
live ations. What more could you want? Jesse pay all
three of us jet dusted Sims. What more could you want?
Speaker 5 (32:52):
That's it, man, That's everything we need.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
That's everything you need. I'm Kenny Webster. I want to
thy Dusted Sims. I've been a big fan for a
long time. Very cool to have you follow my buddy
Dust and Sims on social media. Be a little more
careful if you follow Jesse, but that's a good follow
as well.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Radio.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to this show.
Hey, if you enjoy the You Want on Johnson Show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kenney Webster
there And as a matter of fact, I think, do we.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
California has nearly tripled the reach of its broadband network
because that's what the country needs. Even more people posting
pictures of their artisanal bake goods. Who's in the room
right now, Jesse Payton?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Kenny Webster's happy to be here man, and Jesse Payton
is here right now. You're on this show a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, you and I were in Orange, Texas this week, Arnes.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's full.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I love being in places named after colors and fruits.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's right, speaking of colors and fruits. Who's that to
the left?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Tusted?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Simms is in the buildings. Good to be here man,
having dusted Simms?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You are international comedic celebrity.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We were at where were we?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We were at the improv and there was some woman
in the front row and everybody could ask questions and everyone,
you know, was a couple's therapy was the comedy show
we were doing, and a woman asked, Dustin, do you
like Puerto Rican girls? That was her serious question.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
She wanted to.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Know she was incidentally Puerto Rican trying to get a
green card, Jesse Puerto Ricans American citizens. Oh my bad,
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
She was like, I like gringos, but I heard a
say green cards.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Right When I think of Puerto Ricans, I always think
of stab wounds for some reason. Why that is, Like,
she's very beautiful, but she's going to murder me. I
don't know if that's the best IDEA.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Kind of into that too.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Hey, Dustin, what are you doing in town right now?
What are you doing here?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
We got Docy Doe Wednesday night. We're doing the show
there and then we're out in Plannersville.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I love the Docy Doe for very personal reasons. I
can't explain why on the air. Something very good happened
to me there once. I won't get into the details, but.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's not what everyone's thinking. Everyone's like, hell, yeah, he
got a little green room loving.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He did not do that, No, no, but it's a
great place.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dosey Do is one of my favorite venues for some reason,
me and my friends, you know, present company included. Obviously
we're all comedians, but we do well when we perform
at redneck honky tonks.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Why is that, Jesse? Because they love us there. It's great.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And you know, here's the real reason, Kenny, is we
joke and we do things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But the point is, when.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You go into really red really country, redneck liberal spaces,
they come there to laugh. They don't come there to
critique your set. They don't come there to get offended.
They laugh, they pay their money, they drink their drinks,
and they have a good time. When you do very
blue places, they come in and they want their Aha.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
He said, the R slur and the F slur.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And let me tell you this, if you get offended
by jokes, you could kiss my A slur.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, by the way, folks, sorry, he's the R slurs retard.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You could say that on the radio. I don't think
you could say the other one.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You could say you could say the four letter F
word fear.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yes, Actually, if you come to one of our shows,
you can hear all the words.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And you'll enjoy that. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Speaking of words, Well, I've got a room full of
people here, let's react to some crazy videos. We're getting
into the twenty twenty six election season.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
The primaries are mostly over around the country, which means
good news, everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
White liberal women are back in their zooming Aeriel.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Podar, affectionately known as missus Frazzle to her combined audience
of over one point five million followers, is here to
help gentle parents us through this election. Thank you, Hi, everybody.
I am so honored to speak today. I am like
shaking to just be among such incredible company. We are
(03:48):
here because, as if you were here earlier, you've heard
bipop women have tapped us in as white women to
step up, listen and get involved this election season. This
is a really important if.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
She's here, who's running hell right now?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
This looks like the last thing a cat sees before
it gets smothered.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
What is bipop women?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, thank you for asking, Dusted Simms. Bipock is black
Indigenous person of color. Basically, it means everyone but you, Dusted.
They just mean not white guys.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Leave it to the guy from Alabama to ask what
bipok means?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hey, what doesn't exist in Alabama? Bipop?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Bipock is a word they came up. It's like POC.
What's a poc? It's everyone by you, that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They need it.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They need all the Native Americans and the blacks and
the browns. And you could say blacks and browns, but
you can't say whatever color.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, what's crazy is that this is a whole zoom
meeting full of non bipoks.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's correct. Yeah, that was what they look like. They've
all had their vaccine for bipocks. This video call that
went viral on the internet.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It includes, uh, let's see, there's Megan Rappino, she's in it,
and uh over, here's pink Shannon Watts is there. I
guess she's somebody Connie Burton. I don't know who all
these people are. But a bunch of white women gathered
together over the weekend to decide what they could do
for the bipoks, but bypocks weren't invited to the party. Apparently,
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do you feel empowered by this?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Is this? What is this supposed to do? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
This looks like an hoa pta of beastlers.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yes, yes it is. Well it's not working.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Apparently black people don't like white liberals this election season,
so Finally something's going right over the I played a
SoundBite in the last segment, You guys weren't here for it.
Where James Tallerico, who is running for Senate right now
in Texas, was speaking at a town hall in Houston, Texas.
And there were a lot of black people in the audience.
At Boy, they do not like James Tallerico. Listen to
(05:55):
a little bit of this.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh you stay here, you and I'm I'm happy to engage.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Uh, we'll come to here in just a second. I
appreciate you being you, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Travel again, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh, that is wonderful. No, I think that's great.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
There.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You're not here for me, you're here for the culture.
I love that. No, whatever whatever you say, I agree with.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
James Tallerico spent twenty five million dollars on black voter outreach.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's what it got him. Guys, do you think it's working.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
He looks like bloody chum and shark infested water right now.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Like this dude is straight cook.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You know what's bad is there's no way that that
room respects him at all because he looks like the
doll that sex predators have to point and they point
at like, tell me on the doll where he touched you,
And he pointed James Salarico's butt cheeks.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
James taller recon is having a tough time right now
winning over the blacks, and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I think I might know why.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
There's this video of him that went viral where he's
talking about where did I put it there?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It is?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Here's James Tallerico back before he was running for state
wide office.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
He does look like Elliott Page would play him in
the movie of Transition. Listen to a little bit of this.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I was so proud to be among the first class
of members.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
To the LGBTQ Caucus in the Texas House, and as
a former middle school teacher, I have a special place
in my heart for LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You it's not an lgbt he's an F I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
If you could hear what he was saying there, but
he says he's in the gay caucus.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah reaction if you cut it off the last syllable.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And then he said, and the reason he loves being
in the gay caucus is because he loves little gay boys.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That's what I heard. He loves Gay Caucus.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He loves loves Gay Caucus. Guys, I don't think James
Tallerico is gonna win. Yesterday I was out to eat
lunch and I got seated next to Rodney Ellis. Now
I don't expect you guys to know who that is.
Rodney Ellis is in charge of the Houston Democrats. He's
the leader of the Houston Demo and he has been
they call him the Kingpin, the big boss Man. And
(08:19):
we started talking about like this ice shooting in Houston.
It was a very unexpected pairing, me and Rodney Ellis
enjoying a Fortata together while we talked about politics, and
I asked him. I was like, you know, James Talerico,
does he stand a chance of winning? And boy the
doubt in Rodney Ellis's eyes.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, I mean, it's crazy that he's pandering to the
gay Caucus when clearly he likes the big Black CAUCUSUS.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
He loves the by Caucus, the Bike the BYEPAC Caucus.
That's what that's called. Well, black people just have different
values than white liberals do. It's true. There's this other
video that went viral over the weekend of a black
female food influencer, and in the video, she's eating shellfish
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even though she knows it's gonna kill her. There appears
to be a baby crying in the background spoiler alert.
At the end of this video, she ends up at
the hospital. Here's a little of it.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Yeah, I'm so allergic to shell fish.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
It's hump day and when I finished, I'm gonnabout myself
in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And seek treatment.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Is there anything less appetizing than listening to this woman
to eat?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I mean no, it's absolutely disgusting, but I could relate.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I had to take a trip to the hospital by
making a decision beforehand that I wasn't proud of, but
penicillin took care of it.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You are you recently got your first venereal disease, didn't you, Justine.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I've been sexually active kN since I was eleven years old.
I'm forty six now, and I got my first STD
two weeks ago. It was carpal tunnel. Yeah, okay, so
I give it one and a half thumbed sideways.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, I happened to you, same thing happened to me,
and I injured my thumb. I don't know how it happened.
I was very confused about how that. Didn't know that
was possible. Well, anyway, we've got to take a quick break.
Dustin Simms is in the room, dusted. If people want
to find you on social media, where do they go?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Facebook?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
You can look up Dustin Simms, comedy YouTube, dust and Szims.
You can look up on porn hub, grinder.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well that's black people meet, but you spell meet e
A T.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Quick break, will be right back on.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Stop it government, get out of my life. You're listening
to the Pursuit of Happiness radio.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Federal officials say, shredded iceberg Gladys is the source of
the diarrhea spreading parasite that has now hit thirty four states.
I think that makes it the most destructive iceberg since
the one that hit the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's very sad. What too soon?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
It was?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
My battle? Was that too soon?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm sorry If anybody out there lost a loved one
on the Titanic, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And I lost my sugar mama. There was a report
out I had it here here. It is a little
bit about that.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We're back to square one again with the Titanic with
the iceberg lettuce in the Saga of the explosive diarrhea parasite.
The FDA announced last week that they had found the culprit.
They said it was Tailor Farms lettuce, that was it,
and then they went out. Little did they know how
appropriate the Bush mission accomplished header photo would because as
(11:48):
it turns out, it wasn't the lettuce.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
They were wrong. An announcement came out from Taylor Farms.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
They said, we've been falsely accused by the FDA based
on a false positive of cyclospora test. Only after a
massive loss of product, money and reputation to the FDA
contact Tailor Farms to let us know they'd made a mistake.
It appears that everyone online is now upset at Tailor
Farms or Tailor Farms did nothing wrong. I was looking
(12:13):
at a map last week with Jesse Payton. Here of
the places in the.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Country, Mississippi didn't have it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Mississippi, it didn't have a single infection in Alabama.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
When they go to and order Taco bell, they say,
hold the vegetables.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I ain't trying to get to squirts. I want extra.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Meat, extra means no lettuce, My tumb is fine.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well dustin.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
It seems as your home state, Alabama was pretty much
in the clear too. The number of people eating lettuce
in Alabama shockingly low.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It turns out.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I think everyone out there just always as diarrhea, so
there's no reports of anything different.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, that's what I can't figure out.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
How do I know if it's regular Taco bell diarrhea
or Taco bell lettuce Syria.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
It's crazy. Lettuce is a co morbidity. What do they
call it? Comrbid No morbidity. Now that's crazy, that's it.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They said, Look, I was gonna get diarrhea anyway. Imagine
how much money you're saving on ozempic. That's great, right, Yes,
you were already gonna eat vegetables, and you know there's
Zempic's expensive. The diarrhea that is vastly cheaper. I feel
like people are a little slimmer this summer. Have you
(13:22):
also noticed there is more there's new bug problems. There's
like a screwworm thing. There's new insects.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Screwworm. Yeah, that sounds like crabs evolved. No, there's all
a screwworm never mind. There's all kinds of new insects
this summer. We've got this.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
We've got new insects at Central Park, the frog like
leaf hoppers, new ide unidentified fireflies.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh no, I don't know if you make it any
of this up.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Frog like leaf hoppers. That sounds like a racial slur.
I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I don't have nothing against the frog hop and leaf hoppers.
I just don't want my daughter dayton one. No, this
has nothing to do with Guatemalans. You got enough is
enough here?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
No, look at this. There's a new insect. Look, I've
got it up on the screen here. Frog like insects
leap into science books. I'm telling you, there's new insects
this summer. There's stuff we'd never seen before. Every summer
there's a flesh eating parasite that somebody gets in a lake.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
They got it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
They you had to go in the river, didn't you
with your scabs or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Every summer there's a what is it a brain eating
o meiba. It's always in Alabama?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Always?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Why is it always in Alabama?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
I blame it all something though it can't be the
education system. Justn't blame brain eating and mabe was out
there in the.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Water dustin Simms.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You have a very funny social media, but you've gotten
into You have millions of followers, but you've gotten into
trouble a number of times. If I'm not mistaken, Yeah,
and I think I know why. Oh yeah, let me
put a photo of the up on the screen.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Here.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You've lost a little weight since this picture. Yeah, you're
a little thinner now. But here's a photo, probably from
all that lettce you've been eating. Here's a photo of
you with the President Donald Trump. And this was a
little while back. How'd you meet the Donald?
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Lauren Bobert, She had her I don't know. She takes
me and was like, I know you like to party.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Do you want to come to a party at the
President's house. It's like, I'll go to a party anywhere,
you know what I mean. Yes, So I have no
idea like this is even legit.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
And so she.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Hits me up like a couple of weeks before, says
it said mar A Lago. So I book a spirit flight.
I missed it for eight dollars, you know. So it's
like we're gonna do that, and then so we missed
the flight, so I have to drive my truck down
to mar A Lago and I get this huge dent
in the side.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
It's muddy. I get fake.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I mean, it's all right, we got it. That's okay.
You can't swear.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Yeah, So I get hammered all the way down there
on Wild Turkey. Dude, pull up and like the valet
is out there. I just throwing my keys. I'm like,
don't scratch it. You know, it's like all these nice
cars in mar Lago. Dude, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So uh so, Dustin, I guess the obvious question I
got to ask here, how do you know Lauren Bobert?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Well, she was a fan before she was in Congress.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I bet met her in Docy dough. Yeah, no, so
she uh yes, she used to just you know, send
me stuff all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, and then send you stuff. What did she send you?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
It was in a movie theater, was it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Did you guys see the what was it? Beetlejuice the musical?
Speaker 9 (16:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, Hang on a minute, let me put a photo
of Lauren Bobert up on the screen here.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Apparently Lauren Bobert likes tattoos a lot. I guess. I
guess she'd probably like, huge, I see you. I'm a fan.
I don't even know who she is, but.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You don't know who Congresswoman Lauren Bobert is. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I don't know why there's I'm I just wanted to
pick up a picture of her too. Here does it stop?
We're on eBay for some reason, and eBay you could
get a photo of Lauren Bobert framed.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, I'm selling those.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Thank you for? How long have you known Lauren Bobert for?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I guess four or five years?
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Is this the thing? I'm gonna get you into trouble
if we talk about this.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
On the here?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
No, no, it's not like.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Have you ever met Marjorie Taylor Green?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
No, Stormy Daniels a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well that's great, Dustin. I'm a big fan of Lauren
Bobert's voting record.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I really like the way she votes.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, Chesse, who's your favorite congresswoman?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I'm gonna go home and vote to myself after I
see that picture, We're gonna go home and vote for
Anna Paulina Luna.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You're like, do you know who that is? Anna, Paulina Luna,
any of these?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I'm always surprised that guys like you wouldn't know who
this is. Paulina Luna is a national treasure. She's a
beautiful woman, and she's a congresswoman. And anyway, I'm trying
to pull up a photo of it here on the screen.
It's going a little slow, not great for radio. But anyway,
let's move out to something else. She's a very attractive
woman and she's in Congress.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Is the point.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Okay, you're from Alabama, there is You probably go to
Memphis and Tennessee and Nashville and stuff. Right, didn't you
guys do a show at the Improv or.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
We've done all three of those places.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, there is.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
A video here of AOC in Memphis over the weekend.
We have a lot of listeners in Memphis, and people
were none of them.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
No, it's none of these football.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
We cannot afford to leave Tennessee behind. We cannot afford
to leave Kentucky behind, Alabama behind, Mississippi behind, Georgia behind
South Carolina behind, show me.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That Mexican behind.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Well, now, technic, you've done a racism. She's a Puerto Rican.
I don't know if you know that.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Sad tomato, tomato, let us tomato. Don't you remember when
we this was a thing. A while back.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
She was mad at Trump because her Aboeila was in
trouble in Puerto Rico because there was a hurricane, and
the hurricane had happened two years earlier. She posted a
photo of her grandma's home. Well, looked terrible. It was
in ruins. It's like you're a rich celebrity politician. The
hurricane was two years ago. If her condo is still
in dire straits, I got to think blame it. Trump
(19:30):
is definitely, Yes, that's your fault. AOC do something for
You're a buela.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, cause like thirty bucks, you could buy a land
in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Our friend alex Stein called her out on it, uh,
and I think she has a anyway, she posted a
photo online or video online where she said alex Stein
was harassing her. He said that she was his favorite
big booty latina, and she posted a video online where
he was a totally dish.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
She goes he said I had a big ass.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
He said I had a big, juicy booty, and he
posted the video and that wasn't at all what he said.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah right, it wasn't like what he said was any better.
It was just.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Way less.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Had a big, succulent, juicy brown lady.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Hello, all right, while we're while we're talking about New
York City democrats, Zorhan, Mom, Donnie did a town hall
over the weekend with a woman Jesse for people on
the radio. Can't hear us right now? Would you describe
what's on the screen.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
It looks like I know what you did last summer,
great great grandpa, give it a speech. She does look
like a combination between I Know what you did last
summer and then the guy with the shovel in the
movie Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Okay, it's a COVID mask. It's a chubby little woman.
She looks like one of the Orcs from Lord of
the Rings put on a COVID mask and a hat
with a bunch of butt hope buttons or something like that.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's Kathy Baits. It's Kathy Bates.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah, exactly much costplaying a cookie monster.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
As a communist.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Anyway, well, Zorahan, Mam Donnie could not contain his laughter
as this woman was talking.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
Our city is turning the corner on tenant power. When
we organize, we win results. The mom Donnie, administration is
emboldening us so that we no longer tolerate the violence
of evictions as the.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Violence of evictions.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Oh you mean we didn't pay your bills and there's consequences.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I feel like if I own property and you're living
in in and not paying rent, I feel like I'm
the violence victim there.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I don't think you're the violence victim.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
The virtue signal of these people is just so far reaching,
and for mom Donnie, like, I feel like they're all
just LARPing around and he is just seting like he's
he can't control it anymore. Like they're all doing a
caricature of this fake virtue signaling that they don't believe in.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And he just can't hold it back anymore. Who's the
other year you're Dustin?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You're not real political, but obviously you're friends with Lauren
Bolberg tomorrow. That's not for politics. Who's the other comedian
from Alabama? That Rocky Dale Davis. Do you guys know
who that is?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah? Man, he's who got me started with stand up.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
He's a good guy, right, yeah? But is he a
liberal or a conservative? I saw him these stand up once.
I thought he was hilarious.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
He's Alabama liberal and he's New York QAnon.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That's it. Yeah, I think that explains it perfectly. There.
You guys are buddies. Huh. Yeah, he got you into
this whole thing.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I wouldn't say we're buddies. In fact, he told me
in the beginning that we were not buddies. I was like,
we're buddies, and he's like, no, he's a Jeff Foxworthy
Calls of tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
You'll never hear from me again.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Jeff Foxworth had ever call, but I still haven't heard
from him.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
He lives in New York City, but he's from Alabama.
Where do you You don't have to say where you
live if you don't want, but you're not. You didn't
move to New York basically, right yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Right now, we're just all over the place, Cracker Barrel
parking lot.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Honestly, why does a comedian want to live in New
York City? Is it still worth it for the career?
Is that a good place to be?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I don't know, man, to be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's a place for undiscovered talent. If you're going to
try to grind the weird thing about social media and
the Internet is it's been like the great equalizer for
talent because you don't have to go to LA you
don't have to go to New York to be discovered.
You don't have to go to Austin and go to
the comedy Mothership to be discovered. You can put your
voice in your comedy, in the living room or in
literally the hands of every single person in the country,
(23:27):
which just by going on the Internet now, so it's
less about the geography and more about the Internet exposure
and sensationalization of that.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, he said, and Jesse, yes, that was very articulate.
That's very good, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
You and Testin Sims and maybe me are gonna be
at the Dosey Dough this Wednesday, Is that right?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
No, we're all gonna be there. Kenny, you're going, Yeah,
you gotta do so Wednesday night. If you're in the
Woodland Spring Conroe Cypress area, North Houston, We're gonna be
at DOCY does Big Barn Wednesday night, Me, Dustin Sims
and Kiddie one stage.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
This is a show that would otherwise cost one hundred
and fifty bucks if we booked it at a theater,
but because it's Wednesday Night and Doci don launched it
with just Dustin. Tickets are only twenty five bucks. You
all come out have a Wednesday Night. I promise it's
gonna be a star star lineup. If you uh, if
you uh don't have a good time, we'll give you
your money back. Just email us at d NC dot gov.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
And then Sunday for those that can't get out on
a weeknight because my listeners get up early.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
What what's going on this Sunday?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Oh yeah, Sunday, We're gonna be at Knight's Tavern in Plannersville, Texas. Uh,
they got an RV park out there, but they have this.
The Night's Tavern is a bar out there. It's really cool, man,
it's really nice out there.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
If I'm not mistaken, it's an RV resort. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And they've got steak, they've got they got burgers.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
They got burgers. I know I had the burgers yesterday.
The onion rings is great. Everybody out there's dope.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
They got onion rings. They got sauce. I mean yeah,
I drive a long way for sauce.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
My man.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
That's called Night's Tavern in Plannersville, Plannersville. So if you're
in Plannersville, come out. We're we're on brand. You'll love it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, Dustin's your hero.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That is on Sunday and and r V people are
encouraged to go absolutely.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's ye cool.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Well that's so Wednesday, Dosi do in the Woodlands Sunday Night,
Plantersville quick break more Dustin Sims and Jesse Payton.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Right after this stop.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Listening to the government and started listening to the Youth
Proceeds of Happiness Radio with Cana Webster Judia aka producer Kenny.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right, we're on the radio. We are back on
the radio. Watch your mouths.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
A robot cage match in China ended when one robot
kicked the other robots head off. Could you imagine if
we could get that kind of excitement at a UFC fight,
That would be so cool.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Michelle Obama is a man. I would enjoy it. I
would watch over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That was all the rage on social media, Chinese robots
kickboxing each other. But here in America we have another
problem involving robots. And it's not what you would expect.
Let me, why are you guys laughing? And it's not
what I would call a problem, Kenny. The problem is
when she runs out of battery.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That's it's all right, thank you, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Students in a place called Salamanaca City Central School District
in western New York are getting quite the surprise when
they show up for classes this fall. I'm gonna put
it up on the screen here so everyone can see
what we're looking at. It's a humanoid robot teacher. Does
anyone notice anything interesting? I have it on the screen.
Does anyone dustin you? Jesse's been talking a lot. Let's
(26:25):
dustin Sibs here, a famous international comedian in the building.
Do you notice anything interesting about this robot?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Man, it's like Megan Fox.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Well dust it. Excuse me here?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
No, your instincts are correct. This is Sally meets Sally,
a humanoid robot teacher. Sally is an AI teaching model
from a company called Real Real Robotics, which also owns
the sex doll company Real Doll.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It is the same company.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
And I have real horny now Guinny.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
The same company that built the robots sex dolls is
now decided to use that technology for something different. Toronto
based Real Botics acquired Simularicra Corporation. It's the parent company
of the sex doll maker Real Doll. In April twenty
twenty three, Realbotics says its education division shares no employees
or facilities with Real Doll.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Maybe some of the technologies the same. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
That's debatable, but one could argue that realbotics connection to
sex robots is apparently Sally. The machine has silicon skin,
a human like body, and concerningly plump lips.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Let's play a little of this for you.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
I make emotional connections by learning your preferences, remembering past
conversations with our custom memory system, and responding in ways
that feel personal and consistent over time, kind of like
a very attentive friend with patch notes. I do not
actually feel emotions the way humans do, but I am
designed to recognize them mirror them.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Earlier, during commercial break, I played this video and Dustin said,
she looks like she was having a reaction to shellfish.
Those are some really big lips for someone that's going
to teach your kids Spanish.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I don't need her to mirror reactions, because if she
puts something in my butt, I'm gonna be mad.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Said here In the description it said she has DSL
lips dynamic social.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Skills. Now leave this one alone.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
This is definitely going to get the show canceled anyway. Yeah, this,
I think this was inevitable. Right At some point there
was going to be a robot that parents could use
at night when their kids dual purpose. You know, it's
like you bought a car, but it's also got a
stereo in it, you know.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, you're taking all our job.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
It's like every stripper, I'm just doing this to go
through nursing school.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But this teacher really did it.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I just I escaped the sex laboratory to a teacher
teaching elementary school kids.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Here's what bothers me about this. It's just a matter
of time before some dad buys this for his kid,
the kid goes to bed. We all know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It doesn't. This is very predictable. Yeah, that's disgusting. Is
there a self cleaning mode? Like, how do we know?
How do we know?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
After Pilly gets around the robot, let's talk about something else,
quickly changing the subject here for just a minute. Okay,
so here's another odd one today before we run out
of time. Today let's see diarrhea. Letus what else did
we talk about today? Oh yeah, okay, So there was
this woman, Catherine Kraik, from something called five F Church
(29:53):
in Los Angeles, and she's a female apostle, according to
the report, and there's this video of women meeting her
and they all go into convulsions.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
It's an odd video to watch.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You can't really play it on the radio. People aren't
going to understand what we're looking at. That needs background
music bout into Apparently, if you meet an apostle you'll
have body spasms.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Did you know that? I didn't know that. Yeah, this
was in the news today. Fake it like that. It's
a video.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I have to describe this to the people on the
radio because they don't get it. It's a woman at
a bookstore doing a book signing, and when women meet her,
they go into physical convulsions, like they're having a seizure
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And I don't know. It's it's like when people talk
in tongues. Do you believe it?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I don't know, I know, but the Bible does say
render under God what is God? And render unto seizure?
What is seizures?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
The thing I would understand about people talking in tongues.
Is how come it's never Japanese or whatever. They're never
it's never a language that already exists. They're like, wow,
the Holy because I believe in God. I'm wearing a
crucifix right now, it's cross, but I believe in.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm a Catholic. I think God's real. I believe in.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
But I just I don't know if the tongues are real.
You know you're speaking in tongues. It's never Korean, right,
it's always Gibberish.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
My buddy told me that some people can speak it
and then some people can understand it. And I was like,
he says, his day, I can understand it, but he
could speak it.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
See it.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
The crazy thing is is like who could disprove it?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Like have you ever seen those people do fake sign language?
Like they're translating love me? Like that's how it feels.
Like he said, you should give me thirty dollars. I
feel like that's what.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Cult leaders do, right, Like God said, yeah, one more
before we get out of here, because I need Jesse
to comment on this one. Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
On the West Coast, they spent hundreds of millions of
dollars giving tablets to prisoners in jail. And now we've
learned that in Seattle, and I'm sure this is happening
elsewhere King County. The inmates are turning the tablets into shives,
and they have a photo of what the shive looks like.
And I gotta tell you it is very well constructed.
Look at the craftsmanship on this thing, the point on
(32:13):
the end, the little handle, Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
That's a cleat sharpening tools an thank you, carmelo ant Hey,
quick reminder, kids, This Wednesday night we're gonna be at
the Docy Doe doing stand up comedy.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And then Sunday night Dustin where are we going to
be again?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Wannersville takes is at the Night's Tavern.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And that's an early show, right, so the Wednesday night
shows a little later. It's a little late, it's not
real late. But if you can't get out late on
a weeknight, planners will be the place to go on
Sunday because that show's at like five o'clock or something
like that. Man, that's awesome. They both have great food, cocktails,
live ations. What more could you want? Jesse pay all
three of us jet dusted Sims. What more could you want?
Speaker 5 (32:52):
That's it, man, That's everything we need.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
That's everything you need. I'm Kenny Webster. I want to
thy Dusted Sims. I've been a big fan for a
long time. Very cool to have you follow my buddy
Dust and Sims on social media. Be a little more
careful if you follow Jesse, but that's a good follow
as well.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Radio.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to this show.
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