September 2, 2026 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Very popular beach in new jersey we're told it's popular
i never went to a beach in new jersey and
it's been closed for the last week or so or
it was closed i think they're reopening it now after
the brain-eating amoebas no no that's fresh water this is
this is general this is salt water that's almost always
fresh water they claim and usually lakes not rivers some
(00:22):
people misunderstood yesterday thought we said it was uh you
know in free-flowing rivers not so much.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah i It's got to be, what is it, still water, right?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
They claim, I don't know, what am I, an expert
on brain-eating amoebas?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hey, get back to Jersey. You got thrown off. I
want to hear what happened at the beach.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
All right, there's this beach in New Jersey, and dozens
of syringes started washing up on the shores. Uh-oh. They
had to briefly shut down the beach. It's opening up again.
Lifeguards are urging people to just not go in the water,
because that's the kind of hellhole that New Jersey is
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Safety is a big deal. And I think that syringes
and God knows what was on them. We had no
open wounds. We talked about that even before we went in.
And we decided to give it a try.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
If there's a straight needle and you step on it,
I was a little nervous about it. One beach cleanup
is definitely not enough to say something's safe.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
This is, you know, we can't change what's out in
the oceans or what people have done in the past,
but we can change our reactions. Yeah!
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Boy, those lyrics talking up the post. They kicked in.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That was a beautiful thing to listen to.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
For some reason, I really know the Baywatch theme. Why
is that?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I have no idea. You know who could help us
in New Jersey? The Hoff. Pamela and David. That's who
we need out there right now. We could use their help.
And it ain't just Jersey. There's trouble at the beaches
in Connecticut. I don't even know how many beaches they
got in Connecticut. It's a tiny little place, but Anyway,
there's trouble up there with the illegal immigrants and their steamers.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm sorry, steamers? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
See, like me, you probably thought that meant the homeless
were out on the beach dropping their dukes.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Dropping toilet snakes out there.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Not the case, no.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Turns out the illegal aliens in Connecticut are night harvesting
all the shellfish by the hundreds.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They're wiping out.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The clams, the crabs, the mussels, and the steamers, which
is some kind of a shellfish, I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm just picking on that now.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Night harvesting, by the way, is banned in the state,
but so is being here illegally, and that didn't stop them. Cops,
you know, just don't seem to care, but they said
it's a real problem for the folks here. Some people
make their living off of that kind of stuff, and
other folks like to go out there and just scoop
them up when they're allowed to and take them home
(02:54):
and drop them in a pot. But now the illegals
are getting to them first because they break the law.
That's kind of why we call them illegals, ain't it? Well,
everywhere they go. They're just messing up this country, and
they don't care. They want to mess it up, by
the way.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The pro-immigration crowd is mad at Sean Duffy, our transportation secretary,
right now because he's cracking down on, what is it,
illegal immigrant drivers, especially.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
The commercial ones.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh, yeah, the truck drivers that will run over your
daughters or your grandma or the whole family and just
wipe them out because they don't. don't really learn how
to drive trucks. They don't speak English. They don't read
the signs. They got these truck driving schools where they'll
just come in. You'll sit there for eight hours. They'll
stamp a piece of paper, throw you some keys. Right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And not only do they not read the signs because
they're from Somalia or Bangladesh or wherever they're from, they
don't understand some of the basic rules. Like as a driver,
you're supposed to take a break once every 15 hours
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They got rules about how many hours you can drive
without resting and all that kind of stuff. So imagine
some guy from a third world country with a third
world education has been awake for three days, drinking goofy juice,
driving around out there, can't read the signs, doesn't know
where he is, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Care really about you and yours. He knows he's in
a big, powerful machine and you're not. So look out,
here I come.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Right. Also, it should be illegal for anyone who's on
welfare to, what is it called when you send money
to another country?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Sending money to other countries.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, but there's a word for the services they use. Anyway,
it should be against the law to do that. You're
on welfare. We're paying you, and you're paying some guy
that lives in Guatemala. It's just kind of like money laundering, basically.
You take the money here, you send it over there.
Cleans it right up, don't it?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't understand why that's okay. It's clearly wrong. Wiring money,
transferring money. Well, if you earned it, maybe it's okay
up to a point. Maybe put a limit on it
of some kind because they go crazy with it. It's
different if you earned it. You're taking my money for free,
and then you're sending it out.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That ain't good. But again, all of these things are
just little bites out of the giant elephant that's known
as the USA.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You'll laugh.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
How do you eat elephant? One little bite at a time.
Sooner or later, you'll get to it. I would eat
elephant if it was offered to me. This beef shortage,
I'm starting to think about what things we can eat
now that there's a shortage on steaks and boy, they're
getting pricey. I think elephant for sure I would eat.
I would probably eat a donkey. Sorry, everyone in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I mean, if I was starving, sure. Well, yeah, you'd
probably eat a lot of things. You'd wouldn't want to,
but if you're starving, that's different.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
The problem with horse meat is I'm told it's actually
a leaner, healthier meat than what we've been eating.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Now, I wouldn't choose to eat it first, but some did.
Back in the old west, you know, I know people always, oh, yeah,
here comes some stories. Yeah, mountain men days, running around
there with the Indians. The Indians and the mountain men,
they didn't always fight, you know. Sometimes different tribes, they
got along, they traded, they went to rendezvous, and they
had the, the, occasional, uh, uh, squall. Although they, they
(06:14):
say now we're not supposed to use that word. They, the, the,
the Indian princesses. Yeah. Would, uh, would they would, and
they talk about some of the different meat and things
they would eat. Horses, dogs, uh, whatever they could kill.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Really?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Then bighorn sheep was, uh, was a real tasty treat,
but they was hard to get because he's way up high.
You got to climb up after him and they can
hear you coming. You know, it's just tricky. Sure, that's
all they do up there is wait for you. They're
sitting on a rock looking down there going, oh, here
comes another idiot. But panther, cat, really, you know, like panthers, cougars, bobcat, whatever.
(06:56):
They said that was a mountain man favorite. Well, and
then buffalo liver. They ate it raw. Organ meat is
the reason they were such manly men. We need to
get back to more organ meat in this country. You
want to grow some men up.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I heard if you feed panther meat to a woman,
it gets them in the mood. Is that right? That's
what I was told. Well, that's what we hear. 70%
of the time, it works every time. How about that?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I know. The only question is, where do I get
some panther meat? Yeah, it's a little tricky now. You
don't want to go around harvesting the... You know, the
house cats in the neighborhood, because that gets everybody all
worked up. HOA is going to send out a letter. Yeah, yeah, well,
I've heard it before.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Speaking of getting everybody all worked up, Washington just did,
what do they call it, adulting? I hate when people
use that word, but I guess I just did it.
They funded the government past Election Day. Current funding runs
out September 30th. This new bill that's about to kick
in keeps the lights on until December 11th. Now, you
might ask yourself, why December 11th? Because they don't want
(07:55):
to campaign. While there's a budget bill, or let me
reverse that. They don't want there to be a budget
crisis while they're trying to go out and campaign.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And at both parties. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All the vitriol, all the vilification, all the polarization over
the budget bill over the last year. ICE this and
DHS that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And then all of a sudden, it's just, eh, we'll
just fund it. Fine.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And quietly, no talk about it. Very little news coverage.
It wasn't even close.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
The yeas were hundreds and the nays were a few dozen.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
370 to 48, Steve, you are correct. Wow, that's remarkable.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Not every vote is that easy. That many Democrats just agreed, yeah,
just keep it funded.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But just for a little while after the election.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Because they've got cocktail parties to get to, bacon-wrapped shrimp buffet,
budget meeting.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I've got to go out and talk to my donors.
This is.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
This is my time to go rake in the money
from all the political donations I get when I go
hang out with people in Silicon Valley.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
God forbid some of those people ask the tough questions like,
why'd you vote like that? Right. We'll vote like that
after you don't have to run for office again.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And on the note of cocktail parties in Silicon Valley,
Tallarico is funded by a guy named Reid Hoffman. Reid
Hoffman was a close personal friend of Epstein, went to
Epstein Island, kept talking to Epstein and hanging out with
him and communicating after the conviction.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
That just conveniently gets left out of every news story,
doesn't it? Right.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And he's the guy that created LinkedIn, sold it to Microsoft,
if I'm not mistaken. He funds Tallarico's super PAC, spends
a lot of money on it, really doesn't like Trump,
really liked Epstein, kind of hurts the narrative. And coming
up here, we're going to play some soundbites of Tallarico
talking about how white supremacy and capitalism are causing it
(09:44):
to rain more.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And there's more hurricanes because you're a racist.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh, yeah. Tallarico is on tape, on camera saying capitalism
is oppression.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
And we got to put an end to it. And
once he gets through lying to you about how much
he loves. america and texas and and he likes to
just hang out with the folks at cracker barrel then
if he gets elected you watch him he's gonna snap
his fingers and poof right before your eyes there's a
commie Look at that commie.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's abracadabra, ladies and gentlemen. It's a Marxist. Good morning.
Welcome to the show. Is it Friday yet? Not yet.
Not yet.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Well then, what is it?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What is it then? A day.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's Wednesday. Wednesday. Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Usually when you say the letters TMZ, everyone knows what
you're talking about. Hollywood gossip, people and their affairs, who's
in a new movie, what celebrity got arrested or punched
a guy at a bar.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, a bunch of foolishness.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Now TMZ has opened a branch in Washington, D.C., proving
what we've been saying for years.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Washington, D.C. is just Hollywood for ugly people. There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And who's the biggest starlet in Washington, D.C. right now,
Billy Ed?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Hold on now. People might have to swallow before they
get the urge to hurl.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You know who it is.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Who is the Sidney Sweeney of Washington, D.C.? She goes
by initials.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
It's AOC. She's the only.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
politician in washington i can think of who you can
google her bra size okay don't ask me why i
know that i just you've heard oh you can that's
what i've heard you can google it and and there's
the information for some reason.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
She doesn't go by sandy anymore huh no it's been
a long time i don't know when she got elected
but it's been a while 10 years ago maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Aoc walks around dc and tmz follows her around And
they ask her about her dating life. Now, it's very
possible they're doing something else. But the only thing I
ever see them go viral for is stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
AOC, you're single now. Ever date a conservative? Is that
anything you'd ever entertain? Would you date a conservative? Before
she answers the question.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Billy, I got to tell you. When you stopped the
video right there, you paused it. All I can think
about is poor little hee haw.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh, because of her teeth. Yeah. Yeah. AOC the donkey.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
When you ask a woman a question like that and
she giggles nervously and starts smiling, you already know the
answer before she answers the question, regardless of what she
says next.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Even if she says yes, you still know it's a no.
Let me.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh, I think I'm going the other way on this one.
He asked her if she would date a conservative and
she lit up.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
She smiled.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
She got she started beaming out like a sunbeam.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I think the answer is immediately yes.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You think she'd date you?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, I don't know about me, but I think she
would date a guy who bench presses and eats beef
and can open a jar.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
She hasn't shown that to be the case so far.
We know who she has dated in the past. There's
all a bunch of Tallarico weenie boys.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
And that's sort of what I'm leaning into here. The
kind of guy she's been with over the last decade
or so, this dude that sort of like.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Big gut, tiny arms, very pale skin.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
There's a famous photo of him holding up his iPhone,
making a video of her, and it's a picture of him.
And I always like to point out when you see
that picture of him go viral on the internet, that's
him showing you his favorite sex position.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Uh-oh. Oh, he loves it. He's the... Anyway, I think
AOC would. Well, what does she say? She says no.
I have to say it's probably not. It's bad for
the brand. That's it. She wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And I figured she'd say no because she's running for president.
And she can't have a bunch of liberals out there
thinking she might switch over.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Do you think she wouldn't date? She's still a woman.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Do you think she wouldn't date a guy that would
bench press her, a guy who watches football, a guy
that can chop wood? That doesn't describe any liberal man.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No, it don't. Certainly not in Washington, D.C.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The thing most people don't realize outside of the hill,
they call it, you know, D.C., even a lot of
like Republican staffers on Capitol Hill are liberal gay men.
So even when she is around a Republican, a quote
unquote Republican, it's not like the manliest man.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Most guys in Washington, D.C. aren't, you know, Wesley Hunt.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
They're not that kind of like flying helicopters in the
army and playing football.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Former SEALs who, you know, went into secret missions and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That just describes a handful of politicians. Most of the
people in Washington, D.C.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Are Republicans.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Specifically men, nerdy, gay, effeminate, Republican or Democrat.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I mean, go there if you don't believe me. Go
to a bar. See for yourself. Toss them one of.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Those AR-15 style military machine gun weapons they keep reading
about in the news all the time and see if
they know how to load it and rack the slide
and fire off a couple of rounds. Right.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They won't.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
All I'm saying is at the end of the day,
AOC is still a woman. And they asked her this
question yesterday. And what did she do? She giggled like
a schoolgirl.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
She hee-hawed, hee-hawed.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
She lit up like the Fourth of July fireworks. And
then she was like, oh, absolutely not. I could never
do that.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
And I don't know who the guy is asking her
the question. But here's another thing we know about guys.
He's looking for the opening for himself. I don't know
if he's liberal or conservative, but I guarantee you. He
was hoping there might be just some suggestion that maybe
he could sneak in there.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Sure, and he probably could.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
AOC was probably with a Republican last night.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
She's laughing and giggling like that. She's like, oh, if
they only knew about Tony.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, they got to put a bag over his head
and bring him in the back door. Yeah, don't tell
them about Chip or whoever. And for her, obviously, running
for president. You can tell she's running for president a
lot of different ways. She's in the news every day
on purpose. She also has the speech pattern down now.
Remember back when Barack was just a little junior, whatever
(16:13):
he was, in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
And we had clips of him talking, and he talked normal.
And then he was running for president.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And he turned into Martin Luther King Jr. Oh, it
all changed.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
She's got the same new speech style, whatever they call that.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
The cadence, the rhythm, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
That's what I think of as cadence, you know, when
you call it a clip, clip, clip, clip. Anyway, I
get fired up about that. It takes me back. Takes
you back to what, Billy? I can't talk about that.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
But the craziest, the lunatic side of liberals say she's
not lunatic-y enough, believe it or not. There's a big
fight going on, and they don't like us to talk
about it. between the lunatics and the extreme lunatics of
(17:06):
the left.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It was always absurd to me that Obama kind of
talked like a Southern preacher because he's from Hawaii. He
spent some time in Kenya, spent a lot of time
in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
That's exactly where you don't talk like that, I should know. Yeah.
But AOC, she's not even from Queens.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
She grew up in a country club community outside of
New York City. This whole idea that she's Jenny from
the block is a complete effing lie. That's when she
was Sandy.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's as big of a lie as her not sleeping
with a Republican dude given the chance.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh, yeah. You're here early. Rise and grind. Guess what
day it is. Guess what day it is. Guess what
day it is. Do you know what today is? Of days!
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Very popular beach in new jersey we're told it's popular
i never went to a beach in new jersey and
it's been closed for the last week or so or
it was closed i think they're reopening it now after
the brain-eating amoebas no no that's fresh water this is
this is general this is salt water that's almost always
fresh water they claim and usually lakes not rivers some
(00:22):
people misunderstood yesterday thought we said it was uh you
know in free-flowing rivers not so much.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah i It's got to be, what is it, still water, right?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
They claim, I don't know, what am I, an expert
on brain-eating amoebas?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hey, get back to Jersey. You got thrown off. I
want to hear what happened at the beach.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
All right, there's this beach in New Jersey, and dozens
of syringes started washing up on the shores. Uh-oh. They
had to briefly shut down the beach. It's opening up again.
Lifeguards are urging people to just not go in the water,
because that's the kind of hellhole that New Jersey is
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Safety is a big deal. And I think that syringes
and God knows what was on them. We had no
open wounds. We talked about that even before we went in.
And we decided to give it a try.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
If there's a straight needle and you step on it,
I was a little nervous about it. One beach cleanup
is definitely not enough to say something's safe.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
This is, you know, we can't change what's out in
the oceans or what people have done in the past,
but we can change our reactions. Yeah!
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Boy, those lyrics talking up the post. They kicked in.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That was a beautiful thing to listen to.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
For some reason, I really know the Baywatch theme. Why
is that?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I have no idea. You know who could help us
in New Jersey? The Hoff. Pamela and David. That's who
we need out there right now. We could use their help.
And it ain't just Jersey. There's trouble at the beaches
in Connecticut. I don't even know how many beaches they
got in Connecticut. It's a tiny little place, but Anyway,
there's trouble up there with the illegal immigrants and their steamers.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm sorry, steamers? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
See, like me, you probably thought that meant the homeless
were out on the beach dropping their dukes.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Dropping toilet snakes out there.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Not the case, no.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Turns out the illegal aliens in Connecticut are night harvesting
all the shellfish by the hundreds.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They're wiping out.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The clams, the crabs, the mussels, and the steamers, which
is some kind of a shellfish, I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm just picking on that now.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Night harvesting, by the way, is banned in the state,
but so is being here illegally, and that didn't stop them. Cops,
you know, just don't seem to care, but they said
it's a real problem for the folks here. Some people
make their living off of that kind of stuff, and
other folks like to go out there and just scoop
them up when they're allowed to and take them home
(02:54):
and drop them in a pot. But now the illegals
are getting to them first because they break the law.
That's kind of why we call them illegals, ain't it? Well,
everywhere they go. They're just messing up this country, and
they don't care. They want to mess it up, by
the way.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The pro-immigration crowd is mad at Sean Duffy, our transportation secretary,
right now because he's cracking down on, what is it,
illegal immigrant drivers, especially.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
The commercial ones.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh, yeah, the truck drivers that will run over your
daughters or your grandma or the whole family and just
wipe them out because they don't. don't really learn how
to drive trucks. They don't speak English. They don't read
the signs. They got these truck driving schools where they'll
just come in. You'll sit there for eight hours. They'll
stamp a piece of paper, throw you some keys. Right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And not only do they not read the signs because
they're from Somalia or Bangladesh or wherever they're from, they
don't understand some of the basic rules. Like as a driver,
you're supposed to take a break once every 15 hours
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They got rules about how many hours you can drive
without resting and all that kind of stuff. So imagine
some guy from a third world country with a third
world education has been awake for three days, drinking goofy juice,
driving around out there, can't read the signs, doesn't know
where he is, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Care really about you and yours. He knows he's in
a big, powerful machine and you're not. So look out,
here I come.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Right. Also, it should be illegal for anyone who's on
welfare to, what is it called when you send money
to another country?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Sending money to other countries.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, but there's a word for the services they use. Anyway,
it should be against the law to do that. You're
on welfare. We're paying you, and you're paying some guy
that lives in Guatemala. It's just kind of like money laundering, basically.
You take the money here, you send it over there.
Cleans it right up, don't it?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't understand why that's okay. It's clearly wrong. Wiring money,
transferring money. Well, if you earned it, maybe it's okay
up to a point. Maybe put a limit on it
of some kind because they go crazy with it. It's
different if you earned it. You're taking my money for free,
and then you're sending it out.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That ain't good. But again, all of these things are
just little bites out of the giant elephant that's known
as the USA.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You'll laugh.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
How do you eat elephant? One little bite at a time.
Sooner or later, you'll get to it. I would eat
elephant if it was offered to me. This beef shortage,
I'm starting to think about what things we can eat
now that there's a shortage on steaks and boy, they're
getting pricey. I think elephant for sure I would eat.
I would probably eat a donkey. Sorry, everyone in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I mean, if I was starving, sure. Well, yeah, you'd
probably eat a lot of things. You'd wouldn't want to,
but if you're starving, that's different.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
The problem with horse meat is I'm told it's actually
a leaner, healthier meat than what we've been eating.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Now, I wouldn't choose to eat it first, but some did.
Back in the old west, you know, I know people always, oh, yeah,
here comes some stories. Yeah, mountain men days, running around
there with the Indians. The Indians and the mountain men,
they didn't always fight, you know. Sometimes different tribes, they
got along, they traded, they went to rendezvous, and they
had the, the, occasional, uh, uh, squall. Although they, they
(06:14):
say now we're not supposed to use that word. They, the, the,
the Indian princesses. Yeah. Would, uh, would they would, and
they talk about some of the different meat and things
they would eat. Horses, dogs, uh, whatever they could kill.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Really?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Then bighorn sheep was, uh, was a real tasty treat,
but they was hard to get because he's way up high.
You got to climb up after him and they can
hear you coming. You know, it's just tricky. Sure, that's
all they do up there is wait for you. They're
sitting on a rock looking down there going, oh, here
comes another idiot. But panther, cat, really, you know, like panthers, cougars, bobcat, whatever.
(06:56):
They said that was a mountain man favorite. Well, and
then buffalo liver. They ate it raw. Organ meat is
the reason they were such manly men. We need to
get back to more organ meat in this country. You
want to grow some men up.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I heard if you feed panther meat to a woman,
it gets them in the mood. Is that right? That's
what I was told. Well, that's what we hear. 70%
of the time, it works every time. How about that?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I know. The only question is, where do I get
some panther meat? Yeah, it's a little tricky now. You
don't want to go around harvesting the... You know, the
house cats in the neighborhood, because that gets everybody all
worked up. HOA is going to send out a letter. Yeah, yeah, well,
I've heard it before.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Speaking of getting everybody all worked up, Washington just did,
what do they call it, adulting? I hate when people
use that word, but I guess I just did it.
They funded the government past Election Day. Current funding runs
out September 30th. This new bill that's about to kick
in keeps the lights on until December 11th. Now, you
might ask yourself, why December 11th? Because they don't want
(07:55):
to campaign. While there's a budget bill, or let me
reverse that. They don't want there to be a budget
crisis while they're trying to go out and campaign.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And at both parties. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All the vitriol, all the vilification, all the polarization over
the budget bill over the last year. ICE this and
DHS that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And then all of a sudden, it's just, eh, we'll
just fund it. Fine.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And quietly, no talk about it. Very little news coverage.
It wasn't even close.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
The yeas were hundreds and the nays were a few dozen.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
370 to 48, Steve, you are correct. Wow, that's remarkable.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Not every vote is that easy. That many Democrats just agreed, yeah,
just keep it funded.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But just for a little while after the election.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Because they've got cocktail parties to get to, bacon-wrapped shrimp buffet,
budget meeting.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I've got to go out and talk to my donors.
This is.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
This is my time to go rake in the money
from all the political donations I get when I go
hang out with people in Silicon Valley.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
God forbid some of those people ask the tough questions like,
why'd you vote like that? Right. We'll vote like that
after you don't have to run for office again.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And on the note of cocktail parties in Silicon Valley,
Tallarico is funded by a guy named Reid Hoffman. Reid
Hoffman was a close personal friend of Epstein, went to
Epstein Island, kept talking to Epstein and hanging out with
him and communicating after the conviction.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
That just conveniently gets left out of every news story,
doesn't it? Right.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And he's the guy that created LinkedIn, sold it to Microsoft,
if I'm not mistaken. He funds Tallarico's super PAC, spends
a lot of money on it, really doesn't like Trump,
really liked Epstein, kind of hurts the narrative. And coming
up here, we're going to play some soundbites of Tallarico
talking about how white supremacy and capitalism are causing it
(09:44):
to rain more.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And there's more hurricanes because you're a racist.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh, yeah. Tallarico is on tape, on camera saying capitalism
is oppression.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
And we got to put an end to it. And
once he gets through lying to you about how much
he loves. america and texas and and he likes to
just hang out with the folks at cracker barrel then
if he gets elected you watch him he's gonna snap
his fingers and poof right before your eyes there's a
commie Look at that commie.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's abracadabra, ladies and gentlemen. It's a Marxist. Good morning.
Welcome to the show. Is it Friday yet? Not yet.
Not yet.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Well then, what is it?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What is it then? A day.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's Wednesday. Wednesday. Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Usually when you say the letters TMZ, everyone knows what
you're talking about. Hollywood gossip, people and their affairs, who's
in a new movie, what celebrity got arrested or punched
a guy at a bar.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, a bunch of foolishness.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Now TMZ has opened a branch in Washington, D.C., proving
what we've been saying for years.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Washington, D.C. is just Hollywood for ugly people. There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And who's the biggest starlet in Washington, D.C. right now,
Billy Ed?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Hold on now. People might have to swallow before they
get the urge to hurl.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You know who it is.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Who is the Sidney Sweeney of Washington, D.C.? She goes
by initials.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
It's AOC. She's the only.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
politician in washington i can think of who you can
google her bra size okay don't ask me why i
know that i just you've heard oh you can that's
what i've heard you can google it and and there's
the information for some reason.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
She doesn't go by sandy anymore huh no it's been
a long time i don't know when she got elected
but it's been a while 10 years ago maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Aoc walks around dc and tmz follows her around And
they ask her about her dating life. Now, it's very
possible they're doing something else. But the only thing I
ever see them go viral for is stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
AOC, you're single now. Ever date a conservative? Is that
anything you'd ever entertain? Would you date a conservative? Before
she answers the question.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Billy, I got to tell you. When you stopped the
video right there, you paused it. All I can think
about is poor little hee haw.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh, because of her teeth. Yeah. Yeah. AOC the donkey.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
When you ask a woman a question like that and
she giggles nervously and starts smiling, you already know the
answer before she answers the question, regardless of what she
says next.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Even if she says yes, you still know it's a no.
Let me.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh, I think I'm going the other way on this one.
He asked her if she would date a conservative and
she lit up.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
She smiled.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
She got she started beaming out like a sunbeam.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I think the answer is immediately yes.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You think she'd date you?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, I don't know about me, but I think she
would date a guy who bench presses and eats beef
and can open a jar.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
She hasn't shown that to be the case so far.
We know who she has dated in the past. There's
all a bunch of Tallarico weenie boys.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
And that's sort of what I'm leaning into here. The
kind of guy she's been with over the last decade
or so, this dude that sort of like.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Big gut, tiny arms, very pale skin.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
There's a famous photo of him holding up his iPhone,
making a video of her, and it's a picture of him.
And I always like to point out when you see
that picture of him go viral on the internet, that's
him showing you his favorite sex position.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Uh-oh. Oh, he loves it. He's the... Anyway, I think
AOC would. Well, what does she say? She says no.
I have to say it's probably not. It's bad for
the brand. That's it. She wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And I figured she'd say no because she's running for president.
And she can't have a bunch of liberals out there
thinking she might switch over.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Do you think she wouldn't date? She's still a woman.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Do you think she wouldn't date a guy that would
bench press her, a guy who watches football, a guy
that can chop wood? That doesn't describe any liberal man.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No, it don't. Certainly not in Washington, D.C.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The thing most people don't realize outside of the hill,
they call it, you know, D.C., even a lot of
like Republican staffers on Capitol Hill are liberal gay men.
So even when she is around a Republican, a quote
unquote Republican, it's not like the manliest man.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Most guys in Washington, D.C. aren't, you know, Wesley Hunt.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
They're not that kind of like flying helicopters in the
army and playing football.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Former SEALs who, you know, went into secret missions and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That just describes a handful of politicians. Most of the
people in Washington, D.C.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Are Republicans.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Specifically men, nerdy, gay, effeminate, Republican or Democrat.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I mean, go there if you don't believe me. Go
to a bar. See for yourself. Toss them one of.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Those AR-15 style military machine gun weapons they keep reading
about in the news all the time and see if
they know how to load it and rack the slide
and fire off a couple of rounds. Right.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They won't.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
All I'm saying is at the end of the day,
AOC is still a woman. And they asked her this
question yesterday. And what did she do? She giggled like
a schoolgirl.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
She hee-hawed, hee-hawed.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
She lit up like the Fourth of July fireworks. And
then she was like, oh, absolutely not. I could never
do that.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
And I don't know who the guy is asking her
the question. But here's another thing we know about guys.
He's looking for the opening for himself. I don't know
if he's liberal or conservative, but I guarantee you. He
was hoping there might be just some suggestion that maybe
he could sneak in there.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Sure, and he probably could.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
AOC was probably with a Republican last night.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
She's laughing and giggling like that. She's like, oh, if
they only knew about Tony.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, they got to put a bag over his head
and bring him in the back door. Yeah, don't tell
them about Chip or whoever. And for her, obviously, running
for president. You can tell she's running for president a
lot of different ways. She's in the news every day
on purpose. She also has the speech pattern down now.
Remember back when Barack was just a little junior, whatever
(16:13):
he was, in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
And we had clips of him talking, and he talked normal.
And then he was running for president.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And he turned into Martin Luther King Jr. Oh, it
all changed.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
She's got the same new speech style, whatever they call that.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
The cadence, the rhythm, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
That's what I think of as cadence, you know, when
you call it a clip, clip, clip, clip. Anyway, I
get fired up about that. It takes me back. Takes
you back to what, Billy? I can't talk about that.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
But the craziest, the lunatic side of liberals say she's
not lunatic-y enough, believe it or not. There's a big
fight going on, and they don't like us to talk
about it. between the lunatics and the extreme lunatics of
(17:06):
the left.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It was always absurd to me that Obama kind of
talked like a Southern preacher because he's from Hawaii. He
spent some time in Kenya, spent a lot of time
in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
That's exactly where you don't talk like that, I should know. Yeah.
But AOC, she's not even from Queens.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
She grew up in a country club community outside of
New York City. This whole idea that she's Jenny from
the block is a complete effing lie. That's when she
was Sandy.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's as big of a lie as her not sleeping
with a Republican dude given the chance.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh, yeah. You're here early. Rise and grind. Guess what
day it is. Guess what day it is. Guess what
day it is. Do you know what today is? Of days!
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