September 2, 2026 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know why it is, but so many of
these sports figures are coming up in the news this morning.
You know, we've had Tony Romo, we've got the Florida
Suicide Dude, we've got Colin Cabinet poking up his head
like the groundhog.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And now Tiger Woods in the news today. DUI, Martin
County Courthouse, Stewart, Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
He's a Florida man today. He is changing his bleak.
And I think this might have something to do with
that Lindsay lady killing kids. You know, if Tiger Woods
had pleaded guilty like he did, and then all of
a sudden he's like, we need to go back to
court because I'm going to tell them not guilty.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Does he have postpartum depression, too?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
If it looked like this lady can murder three babies
and everybody says, no, she didn't do nothing wrong, I
think he'd need to get off on that DUI.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You know what I'm saying? And I think he'd think so, too.
Probably will.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
A lot of people want to be changing their pleas
in court right now. If they got a court date
in progress or coming up, they tell the lawyer, look, man,
look like this not guilty thing.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That ought to be the way to go.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know that dude that killed them college kids over
in Idaho, Utah, one of them white countries over there?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I think it was Idaho, yeah, and his name is
Brian Koberger. Koberger.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah. I believe he changing his plea now. He spent
some time in prison. And it turns out he didn't
care for prison. And so he told his lawyer, he said, look,
I'd like to get out of here. He said, well,
you got to say you're not guilty. And he said, OK,
do that. Tiger, I'm pretty sure I heard this right,
admitted he was on his phone at the time of
(01:36):
the accident.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Isn't that worse?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He clipped a truck and then his Range Rover rollover.
It was a rollover incident. And he's, I don't know,
it sounds like he has already admitted all of the facts.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Facts that make him guilty of something. And now he
just says, but I just want to be not guilty now.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
How about that? Well, you could see that his position
on things has changed.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean, this time he had a DUI that resulted
in a terrible accident driving a Range Rover. Yeah. But before,
wasn't it a luxury Korean vehicle? I think it was.
The Genesis GV80. I think we should judge a man
based on what kind of car he was driving while
he was driving records.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hell yeah. A Range Rover ought to let you off
the hook, right?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
A Range Rover is a sweet ride. I'll be honest
with you. I never drove the Genesis GV80. I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It looks really nice. Doesn't seem bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh, by the way, the Babylon Bee has once again
spoken up and they make things very clear and obvious.
They said Satan at this point is now, you know,
after the whole thing. Lindsay Clancy situation. They said Satan
is starting to wonder whether he went a little too
far with this feminism thing that he was pushing. But
in the meantime, Lindsay Clancy has now surged to a
(02:50):
commanding lead as a 2028 Democrat frontrunner for president. I mean,
they're looking at her like, you know, she's our kind
of gal.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I mean, at least... Governor of California. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, yeah, she might have to start there. But, you know,
these days, they just want to shoot you right to
the top. Well, speaking of women that spend a lot
of time in that part of the country, do y'all
remember Fang Fang?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Chinese spy working for one of them unsavory types out
in California.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
A Chinese intelligence operative who treated Eric Swalwell like a
LinkedIn premium account with benefits.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Didn't y'all used to call her a spook? Well, yeah,
I mean, that's what she was. She was a spy
for China, yeah. That's a spook. Yeah, that's a Chinese spook.
That's right. That's a very specific kind.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Anyway, the nonprofit she used as a dating app for
politicians is still placing interns in American political offices in 2026.
We know what she did, we know who she was
working for, and they just keep letting it happen even
though she's gone? I think when people were figuring out
we needed to get rid of the Chinese spies, some
of them forgot to consider how these Chinese spies got
(04:00):
their internships in the first place.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
If y'all don't remember, this story started back in 2012.
A glamorous Chinese grad student named Christine Fang, Fang Fang, meets.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Then, not yet, Congressman.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Eric Swalwell threw a group called the Asian Pacific American
Public Affairs Association.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You know, the APA-PAPA. Sure.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Everybody's aware of the APA-PAPA.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She becomes the president of APA-PAPA, uses the group to
get interns into political offices, and according to declassified FBI files,
seduces Eric Swalwell, which turns out, from what we've learned
since then, not to be a very hard thing to do.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Not at all. Actually, maybe hard's not the right word.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Word a difficult yes yes are not so difficult well
as it turns out appa papa is still running internship
programs in washington dc their leadership says they have no
information that fang fang ever held an authorized role she
was the president of your group but that's besides that's
yeah that's all the group's still doing exactly what it
was doing when a suspected ccp asset was running one
(04:58):
of its chapters what you just say what ccp is
so folks don't You'd think this is just some kind
of a fraternity or something. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
CCP is the Chinese Communist Party. There you go. Chinese commies.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And they're putting young people inside American government. Oh, believe me,
they got sleeper cells all over this place. Russia, China,
all them folks in the Middle East. We are just.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I don't know. We got room for the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Just good old upstanding patriotic Americans with all them sleeper
cells taking up all the room.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
All right, Mr. Kenner, you're the most sensitive here.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Should every intern placed by a group with this kind
of history get a second look from the FBI or
is that racist?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh, no, I don't think it's racist at all. I
think we have to look into this.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Also, Eric Swalwell. What happened with him? He's not a
congressman anymore. Weren't they going to, like, arrest him and
lock him up for all that stuff he did to women?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yes. As a matter of fact, he was on the
news yesterday for something. I forget what it is. But,
you know, they've.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Uncovered more and more of the lies he's told over
the years.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But that doesn't seem to stop Democrats.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Doesn't– Tallarico is right in the middle of a campaign
right now, and they're uncovering all of these things that
he said that he said he didn't say.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And now he's saying he didn't think that, but– It
doesn't stop them.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, as for Appa Papa, it doesn't seem like this
was just a one-off honeypot.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It was a pipeline.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And pipelines are hard to shut off when the water's
still flowing and nobody wants to look at the pipes.
And believe me, when Eric Swallowall is involved, you do
not want to see the pipe.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Speaking of these men who keep popping up in the
news for nefarious reasons and it doesn't seem to affect them.
Hunter Biden back in the news today.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And aren't you curious why? It's not about his art.
It's not about his drugs or his womanizing. Now he
says he's 40. I don't know how he came up
with this round. 48% gay.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do we already have a word for that? Well, um,
over the years we've, gone through a few different vocabulary changes.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Which one were you speaking of? Bisexual. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I feel like the original four were enough to describe
the gay rights movement. You had your lesbians, your gays,
which is really the same thing, but fine, we'll give
a different word for it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Fine, sure.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Bisexual, you know, that's obvious, right? And regular sexual. Well, no,
then the trannies, right? Oh, well, that's five then. Don't
forget the regular sexuals. No, no, no, I was just
talking about the gays. The homo community.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Sexual. You forgot sexual.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But then they came out with like pan, poly, gender fluid, non-binary.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Remember asexual. Asexual. Might as well just plug it up
or chop it off.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Asexual is anybody after you've been married for enough years
and you've learned you'd rather just eat pork rinds on
the couch.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
There's only one reason I can think of that Hunter
Biden is coming out with all of these revelations about
his life now.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Okay, two reasons.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He's either got a book coming out, which he probably does, or.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
He's considering running for office. Oh, yeah, that's what I thought.
What would be a great way to fix his public image?
A great way to fix your public image when you're
a crack-smoking, womanizing, far-left nutjob, nepo-baby child of one of
the most corrupt politicians in recent American history is be gay.
(08:26):
The gay community will love you. They'll vote for you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
But not completely gay, because, you know... He still wants to... Well,
he's a married man.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He is 56 years old, married to a woman named
Melissa Cohen.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Cohen? Oh, that's interesting. She is real.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Not a fake person. She is real. Wait, I did
not see that coming. Stop it. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh, by the way, before we go, a quick reminder, folks,
there are like five tickets left for Operation Comedy Therapy.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh, and it's getting close, man. We're right down to it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And some guy in Norway just bought a few tickets
and he wants me to give them away. His name's Gene.
He says, Radio God, since we're in Bergen, Norway, is
that a place?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, I believe it is.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We will not be able to attend Operation Comedy Therapy
this weekend, but it looks like he spent $ 100.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
He must have bought at least a couple tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Kindly donate my tickets to a veteran. All right.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
If there's a military veteran out there listening right now
and you want to go to the comedy show on
Sunday for free, we've got a pair of tickets for you.
Call up and give us your name, your phone number,
your email, and tell us what branch of the military
you were in.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I don't even know your number, man. How can I
call you?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, because we don't actually take a lot of calls,
do we?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No. It's 866-ILOVE-WJ. 866-ILOVE-WJ. Now, we're not going to fly
you into Houston on Sunday. You've got to be here.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How are we all going to verify his military standing?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That kind of thing. Honor system with our audience. They
don't lie.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, this isn't code of conduct. This is not a
stolen valor audience.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Obviously.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Plus, we're going to figure it out at the show,
and then you're going to get tarred and feathered if
you lie.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Okay, then.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
We will be a country of generosity and warmth. But
we will also be a country of law and order.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Alright, Mr. L, you're not the token on the show,
but right now.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I need you to be. Oh, you need me to
play a role, huh?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well, I just need you to explain this to me.
You need me to dance a little too? You want
me to do a number for you? Like, what would
you do, pop lock or what exactly? I figure I'd
go old school, maybe do a little tap.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You could tap dance?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I could, if I had a hat. No, I don't
have a hat to give you. I think he means
for money or something. You got to put that on
the ground first before you start your show.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
No, no, no. We're not going to do that. Okay, good.
A lot of people in your community, do they eat
at the Cracker Barrel? A lot of my people? No.
Some do, yeah. Like a fair amount? You know, there's
a lot of black people out in the country doing
like farming and ranching and stuff like that. I don't
know if you ever get out that way and actually
(11:27):
look around a little bit, notice small towns out in
Texas and all over the place, man. Black people out
there doing what they do. You are correct about that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And to your point, I've got a map here of
our city and where all the cracker barrels are located.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's the red dots. The cracker barrels are never in
the city.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's not what you'd call inner city. Distant suburb at best, right?
Outside of the Beltway, mainly.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, way out there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
So to your point, yeah, there's black people out there,
but the kind of black people that live out there,
do you think they're voting for Tallarico, much less own
a Tallarico t-shirt?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh, hell no. That's not really Tallarico country.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
When I go out to the country, I don't meet
a lot of James Tallarico supporting guys. No. James Tallarico
went to a Cracker Barrel, made a video of himself
eating at the Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And one employee comes up and shakes his hand. A torta.
Not that it matters.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And then one black guy in a Tallarico T-shirt. Now,
what are the odds?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
There was a black guy at the Cracker Barrel. Which
you don't see too often to begin with. You want
to put a prop bet down on this? Much less
a Tallarico t-shirt.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
If we're looking at the odds and you bet the
right way, you could clean up.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Man, but then you got to wonder, am I going
to get investigated like George Santos?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, yeah, there's always that.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
This is how you get kicked off Polymarket or Kalshi
or whatever you're on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
That he was betting on again?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
If you go to a Cracker Barrel in a small
town in, well, I know we're all over the country here,
but we're in Texas, would you run into a black
guy in a Tallarico t-shirt?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's right. Okay, yeah. You throw money down on that.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Even more unlikely in Arkansas or Mississippi or Georgia, obviously. Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Alabama, right.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But in Texas, a black guy in a Tallarico t-shirt.
I'm not saying it couldn't happen. I'm just saying those
are some. And the guy's wearing camo pants. It was
clearly and obviously set up from the get-go. He probably
worked for the campaign. If not, they went out, found somebody, said,
would you put this shirt on for $ 20? Or however much.
(13:27):
I don't know what they pay these days. You know,
it used to be $ 20 was $ 20, man. I'd take that.
Maybe it's $ 50 now. Hell, I might put it on
for $ 50. The reaction to this video, just reading the
comment section, because, you know, James was very excited to
post this video. Some people in the comment section saying, wow,
he wore a suit to a Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You never see that. That's your reaction? Right. That's all
they notice. No, the black guy in the Tallarico shirt.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's amazing. I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm just saying.
And as Spock would say. It's illogical.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Seems very unlikely. It does not compute. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh, well.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Anyway, we're just trying to figure stuff out. You know,
that's enough. Because I know black guys. I hang out
with them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh, yeah. You've got a black friend. Every white dude's
always got a black friend. You know, my black friend
and I, we was doing this. Yeah, that make you hip.
That make you cool.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Well, I didn't say I had black friends. I just
said I knew black people. Yeah, just because he knows them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I do actually have black friends, but like... You're talking
about Wesley? Yeah, well, he's one of them, sure, but.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Does he go to Cracker Barrel? Have y'all ever gone
to Cracker Barrel together?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
We've never been to a Cracker Barrel together, but what
he doesn't have is a Tallarico t-shirt.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I bet he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Or I'm friends with a Nigerian doctor I've known since
I was a little kid. He also does not own
a Cracker Barrel t-shirt. I mean, a Tallarico t-shirt. And
I don't even think he eats at Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I bet he don't.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, they don't feature a lot of Nigerian food at
the Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
They do not. And he prefers Italian.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
To your point.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was going to say, but he doesn't eat a
lot of Nigerian food wherever he chooses to go.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Well, you don't move to America so you can play cricket.
I would hope not.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Actually, at least some people are doing that. Well, don't
we have like the largest cricket facility in... The United
States just outside of town. And I thought about it
as soon as I said it. It's in Fort Bend County.
What is it about Fort Bend County that brings all
those cricket fans to town?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Maybe we could do some research.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Look, we just found the answer. Yeah. Hey, that reminds me.
We got a taser report coming up here. Oh, is
that right? Yeah. Should we just do it?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't think we have the time allotted at this moment.
I could shove it in real fast.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh, do that. Don't tase me, bro. If you look
like I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Going to stick this taser up your.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Don't tase me, bro.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Don't tase.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Me. Oh, he'll tase you, bro. And now, it's the
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does everybody remember yesterday the story about the torta in
Times Square who stabbed.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
A couple people to death?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Well, one died, one didn't. I think, did one of them,
I thought there was an update to that. Did the
man die or the woman die? The woman died.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
The woman died. And the man's in intensive care? The
man survived his stabbing. Okay. Last we heard. That was
the latest update. Well, this is a taser report. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Cops tased her before they shot her with a gun.
And we weren't going to make this a taser report
because it didn't end with the taser. Yeah, the taser,
they said, was unaffected. Pamela Cisneros, age 49, goes on
a knife rampage. She fatally stabs Aaron Pianchetti, age 32,
Penn undergrad, Fordham Law, Bank of America VP, just celebrated
(17:03):
her second wedding anniversary. Also stabs a 68-year-old man in
the abdomen. Yes, he's alive, it says here in the report.
Cops confront her. She's holding two knives in the air.
They tell her to drop it.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
She starts swinging. Multiple tasers fire. Experts say at least
three in about a second, maybe a fourth as she's shot.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
She keeps moving. So the New York Post today.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Didn't do what the taser was designed to do and
make her easily arrestable.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Activists come out, they're like, why'd you have to shoot
her with a gun? She was moving so slowly. That's
besides the point. The New York Post has a story
today to explain to you why the tasers didn't work
on this woman. That's the most important thing in this
news cycle is how come that taser didn't work? Because
we've seen tasers work on crazy drug addicts, people on PCP,
(17:52):
people on meth. But one thing that they usually have
in common is, and I'm going to give you a
little hint here before I ask you the question, they're skinny.
So it begs the question, why didn't the tasers work
on this woman? It doesn't appear she was on any drugs.
She was also holding a purse. And they said at
least one of the barbs hit the purse, which kind
of takes the impact of the electricity out okay that
(18:15):
explains one of the barbs one but there were two
or three others that hit her so the question becomes
why didn't those stop this woman from running after the
cops with the knives Oh, she's so fat.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
My man, who knew? A taser's not a lightsaber.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's a finicky two-pronged stapler that only works if the
universe is in a good mood. They hit her thick,
thick padding on the outside of her body. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Less lethal is a slogan. Momentum plus steel is a policy.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
New York spent years arguing cops should bring a dark
gun to a knife fight, and now they've learned.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
All you have to do to stop the taser is
eat a lot of churros. Okay, then. Bob goes to Chupacabra.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
I don't know why it is, but so many of
these sports figures are coming up in the news this morning.
You know, we've had Tony Romo, we've got the Florida
Suicide Dude, we've got Colin Cabinet poking up his head
like the groundhog.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And now Tiger Woods in the news today. DUI, Martin
County Courthouse, Stewart, Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
He's a Florida man today. He is changing his bleak.
And I think this might have something to do with
that Lindsay lady killing kids. You know, if Tiger Woods
had pleaded guilty like he did, and then all of
a sudden he's like, we need to go back to
court because I'm going to tell them not guilty.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Does he have postpartum depression, too?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
If it looked like this lady can murder three babies
and everybody says, no, she didn't do nothing wrong, I
think he'd need to get off on that DUI.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You know what I'm saying? And I think he'd think so, too.
Probably will.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
A lot of people want to be changing their pleas
in court right now. If they got a court date
in progress or coming up, they tell the lawyer, look, man,
look like this not guilty thing.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That ought to be the way to go.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know that dude that killed them college kids over
in Idaho, Utah, one of them white countries over there?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I think it was Idaho, yeah, and his name is
Brian Koberger. Koberger.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah. I believe he changing his plea now. He spent
some time in prison. And it turns out he didn't
care for prison. And so he told his lawyer, he said, look,
I'd like to get out of here. He said, well,
you got to say you're not guilty. And he said, OK,
do that. Tiger, I'm pretty sure I heard this right,
admitted he was on his phone at the time of
(01:36):
the accident.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Isn't that worse?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He clipped a truck and then his Range Rover rollover.
It was a rollover incident. And he's, I don't know,
it sounds like he has already admitted all of the facts.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Facts that make him guilty of something. And now he
just says, but I just want to be not guilty now.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
How about that? Well, you could see that his position
on things has changed.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean, this time he had a DUI that resulted
in a terrible accident driving a Range Rover. Yeah. But before,
wasn't it a luxury Korean vehicle? I think it was.
The Genesis GV80. I think we should judge a man
based on what kind of car he was driving while
he was driving records.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hell yeah. A Range Rover ought to let you off
the hook, right?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
A Range Rover is a sweet ride. I'll be honest
with you. I never drove the Genesis GV80. I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It looks really nice. Doesn't seem bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh, by the way, the Babylon Bee has once again
spoken up and they make things very clear and obvious.
They said Satan at this point is now, you know,
after the whole thing. Lindsay Clancy situation. They said Satan
is starting to wonder whether he went a little too
far with this feminism thing that he was pushing. But
in the meantime, Lindsay Clancy has now surged to a
(02:50):
commanding lead as a 2028 Democrat frontrunner for president. I mean,
they're looking at her like, you know, she's our kind
of gal.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I mean, at least... Governor of California. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, yeah, she might have to start there. But, you know,
these days, they just want to shoot you right to
the top. Well, speaking of women that spend a lot
of time in that part of the country, do y'all
remember Fang Fang?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Chinese spy working for one of them unsavory types out
in California.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
A Chinese intelligence operative who treated Eric Swalwell like a
LinkedIn premium account with benefits.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Didn't y'all used to call her a spook? Well, yeah,
I mean, that's what she was. She was a spy
for China, yeah. That's a spook. Yeah, that's a Chinese spook.
That's right. That's a very specific kind.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Anyway, the nonprofit she used as a dating app for
politicians is still placing interns in American political offices in 2026.
We know what she did, we know who she was
working for, and they just keep letting it happen even
though she's gone? I think when people were figuring out
we needed to get rid of the Chinese spies, some
of them forgot to consider how these Chinese spies got
(04:00):
their internships in the first place.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
If y'all don't remember, this story started back in 2012.
A glamorous Chinese grad student named Christine Fang, Fang Fang, meets.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Then, not yet, Congressman.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Eric Swalwell threw a group called the Asian Pacific American
Public Affairs Association.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You know, the APA-PAPA. Sure.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Everybody's aware of the APA-PAPA.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She becomes the president of APA-PAPA, uses the group to
get interns into political offices, and according to declassified FBI files,
seduces Eric Swalwell, which turns out, from what we've learned
since then, not to be a very hard thing to do.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Not at all. Actually, maybe hard's not the right word.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Word a difficult yes yes are not so difficult well
as it turns out appa papa is still running internship
programs in washington dc their leadership says they have no
information that fang fang ever held an authorized role she
was the president of your group but that's besides that's
yeah that's all the group's still doing exactly what it
was doing when a suspected ccp asset was running one
(04:58):
of its chapters what you just say what ccp is
so folks don't You'd think this is just some kind
of a fraternity or something. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
CCP is the Chinese Communist Party. There you go. Chinese commies.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And they're putting young people inside American government. Oh, believe me,
they got sleeper cells all over this place. Russia, China,
all them folks in the Middle East. We are just.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I don't know. We got room for the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Just good old upstanding patriotic Americans with all them sleeper
cells taking up all the room.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
All right, Mr. Kenner, you're the most sensitive here.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Should every intern placed by a group with this kind
of history get a second look from the FBI or
is that racist?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh, no, I don't think it's racist at all. I
think we have to look into this.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Also, Eric Swalwell. What happened with him? He's not a
congressman anymore. Weren't they going to, like, arrest him and
lock him up for all that stuff he did to women?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yes. As a matter of fact, he was on the
news yesterday for something. I forget what it is. But,
you know, they've.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Uncovered more and more of the lies he's told over
the years.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But that doesn't seem to stop Democrats.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Doesn't– Tallarico is right in the middle of a campaign
right now, and they're uncovering all of these things that
he said that he said he didn't say.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And now he's saying he didn't think that, but– It
doesn't stop them.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, as for Appa Papa, it doesn't seem like this
was just a one-off honeypot.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It was a pipeline.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And pipelines are hard to shut off when the water's
still flowing and nobody wants to look at the pipes.
And believe me, when Eric Swallowall is involved, you do
not want to see the pipe.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Speaking of these men who keep popping up in the
news for nefarious reasons and it doesn't seem to affect them.
Hunter Biden back in the news today.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And aren't you curious why? It's not about his art.
It's not about his drugs or his womanizing. Now he
says he's 40. I don't know how he came up
with this round. 48% gay.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do we already have a word for that? Well, um,
over the years we've, gone through a few different vocabulary changes.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Which one were you speaking of? Bisexual. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I feel like the original four were enough to describe
the gay rights movement. You had your lesbians, your gays,
which is really the same thing, but fine, we'll give
a different word for it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Fine, sure.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Bisexual, you know, that's obvious, right? And regular sexual. Well, no,
then the trannies, right? Oh, well, that's five then. Don't
forget the regular sexuals. No, no, no, I was just
talking about the gays. The homo community.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Sexual. You forgot sexual.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But then they came out with like pan, poly, gender fluid, non-binary.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Remember asexual. Asexual. Might as well just plug it up
or chop it off.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Asexual is anybody after you've been married for enough years
and you've learned you'd rather just eat pork rinds on
the couch.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
There's only one reason I can think of that Hunter
Biden is coming out with all of these revelations about
his life now.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Okay, two reasons.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He's either got a book coming out, which he probably does, or.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
He's considering running for office. Oh, yeah, that's what I thought.
What would be a great way to fix his public image?
A great way to fix your public image when you're
a crack-smoking, womanizing, far-left nutjob, nepo-baby child of one of
the most corrupt politicians in recent American history is be gay.
(08:26):
The gay community will love you. They'll vote for you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
But not completely gay, because, you know... He still wants to... Well,
he's a married man.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He is 56 years old, married to a woman named
Melissa Cohen.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Cohen? Oh, that's interesting. She is real.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Not a fake person. She is real. Wait, I did
not see that coming. Stop it. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh, by the way, before we go, a quick reminder, folks,
there are like five tickets left for Operation Comedy Therapy.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh, and it's getting close, man. We're right down to it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And some guy in Norway just bought a few tickets
and he wants me to give them away. His name's Gene.
He says, Radio God, since we're in Bergen, Norway, is
that a place?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, I believe it is.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We will not be able to attend Operation Comedy Therapy
this weekend, but it looks like he spent $ 100.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
He must have bought at least a couple tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Kindly donate my tickets to a veteran. All right.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
If there's a military veteran out there listening right now
and you want to go to the comedy show on
Sunday for free, we've got a pair of tickets for you.
Call up and give us your name, your phone number,
your email, and tell us what branch of the military
you were in.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I don't even know your number, man. How can I
call you?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, because we don't actually take a lot of calls,
do we?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No. It's 866-ILOVE-WJ. 866-ILOVE-WJ. Now, we're not going to fly
you into Houston on Sunday. You've got to be here.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How are we all going to verify his military standing?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That kind of thing. Honor system with our audience. They
don't lie.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, this isn't code of conduct. This is not a
stolen valor audience.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Obviously.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Plus, we're going to figure it out at the show,
and then you're going to get tarred and feathered if
you lie.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Okay, then.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
We will be a country of generosity and warmth. But
we will also be a country of law and order.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Alright, Mr. L, you're not the token on the show,
but right now.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I need you to be. Oh, you need me to
play a role, huh?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well, I just need you to explain this to me.
You need me to dance a little too? You want
me to do a number for you? Like, what would
you do, pop lock or what exactly? I figure I'd
go old school, maybe do a little tap.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You could tap dance?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I could, if I had a hat. No, I don't
have a hat to give you. I think he means
for money or something. You got to put that on
the ground first before you start your show.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
No, no, no. We're not going to do that. Okay, good.
A lot of people in your community, do they eat
at the Cracker Barrel? A lot of my people? No.
Some do, yeah. Like a fair amount? You know, there's
a lot of black people out in the country doing
like farming and ranching and stuff like that. I don't
know if you ever get out that way and actually
(11:27):
look around a little bit, notice small towns out in
Texas and all over the place, man. Black people out
there doing what they do. You are correct about that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And to your point, I've got a map here of
our city and where all the cracker barrels are located.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's the red dots. The cracker barrels are never in
the city.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's not what you'd call inner city. Distant suburb at best, right?
Outside of the Beltway, mainly.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, way out there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
So to your point, yeah, there's black people out there,
but the kind of black people that live out there,
do you think they're voting for Tallarico, much less own
a Tallarico t-shirt?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh, hell no. That's not really Tallarico country.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
When I go out to the country, I don't meet
a lot of James Tallarico supporting guys. No. James Tallarico
went to a Cracker Barrel, made a video of himself
eating at the Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And one employee comes up and shakes his hand. A torta.
Not that it matters.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And then one black guy in a Tallarico T-shirt. Now,
what are the odds?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
There was a black guy at the Cracker Barrel. Which
you don't see too often to begin with. You want
to put a prop bet down on this? Much less
a Tallarico t-shirt.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
If we're looking at the odds and you bet the
right way, you could clean up.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Man, but then you got to wonder, am I going
to get investigated like George Santos?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, yeah, there's always that.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
This is how you get kicked off Polymarket or Kalshi
or whatever you're on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
That he was betting on again?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
If you go to a Cracker Barrel in a small
town in, well, I know we're all over the country here,
but we're in Texas, would you run into a black
guy in a Tallarico t-shirt?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's right. Okay, yeah. You throw money down on that.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Even more unlikely in Arkansas or Mississippi or Georgia, obviously. Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Alabama, right.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But in Texas, a black guy in a Tallarico t-shirt.
I'm not saying it couldn't happen. I'm just saying those
are some. And the guy's wearing camo pants. It was
clearly and obviously set up from the get-go. He probably
worked for the campaign. If not, they went out, found somebody, said,
would you put this shirt on for $ 20? Or however much.
(13:27):
I don't know what they pay these days. You know,
it used to be $ 20 was $ 20, man. I'd take that.
Maybe it's $ 50 now. Hell, I might put it on
for $ 50. The reaction to this video, just reading the
comment section, because, you know, James was very excited to
post this video. Some people in the comment section saying, wow,
he wore a suit to a Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You never see that. That's your reaction? Right. That's all
they notice. No, the black guy in the Tallarico shirt.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's amazing. I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm just saying.
And as Spock would say. It's illogical.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Seems very unlikely. It does not compute. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh, well.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Anyway, we're just trying to figure stuff out. You know,
that's enough. Because I know black guys. I hang out
with them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh, yeah. You've got a black friend. Every white dude's
always got a black friend. You know, my black friend
and I, we was doing this. Yeah, that make you hip.
That make you cool.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Well, I didn't say I had black friends. I just
said I knew black people. Yeah, just because he knows them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I do actually have black friends, but like... You're talking
about Wesley? Yeah, well, he's one of them, sure, but.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Does he go to Cracker Barrel? Have y'all ever gone
to Cracker Barrel together?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
We've never been to a Cracker Barrel together, but what
he doesn't have is a Tallarico t-shirt.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I bet he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Or I'm friends with a Nigerian doctor I've known since
I was a little kid. He also does not own
a Cracker Barrel t-shirt. I mean, a Tallarico t-shirt. And
I don't even think he eats at Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I bet he don't.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, they don't feature a lot of Nigerian food at
the Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
They do not. And he prefers Italian.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
To your point.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was going to say, but he doesn't eat a
lot of Nigerian food wherever he chooses to go.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Well, you don't move to America so you can play cricket.
I would hope not.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Actually, at least some people are doing that. Well, don't
we have like the largest cricket facility in... The United
States just outside of town. And I thought about it
as soon as I said it. It's in Fort Bend County.
What is it about Fort Bend County that brings all
those cricket fans to town?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Maybe we could do some research.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Look, we just found the answer. Yeah. Hey, that reminds me.
We got a taser report coming up here. Oh, is
that right? Yeah. Should we just do it?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't think we have the time allotted at this moment.
I could shove it in real fast.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh, do that. Don't tase me, bro. If you look
like I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Going to stick this taser up your.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Don't tase me, bro.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Don't tase.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Me. Oh, he'll tase you, bro. And now, it's the
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Times Square who stabbed.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
A couple people to death?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Well, one died, one didn't. I think, did one of them,
I thought there was an update to that. Did the
man die or the woman die? The woman died.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
The woman died. And the man's in intensive care? The
man survived his stabbing. Okay. Last we heard. That was
the latest update. Well, this is a taser report. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Cops tased her before they shot her with a gun.
And we weren't going to make this a taser report
because it didn't end with the taser. Yeah, the taser,
they said, was unaffected. Pamela Cisneros, age 49, goes on
a knife rampage. She fatally stabs Aaron Pianchetti, age 32,
Penn undergrad, Fordham Law, Bank of America VP, just celebrated
(17:03):
her second wedding anniversary. Also stabs a 68-year-old man in
the abdomen. Yes, he's alive, it says here in the report.
Cops confront her. She's holding two knives in the air.
They tell her to drop it.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
She starts swinging. Multiple tasers fire. Experts say at least
three in about a second, maybe a fourth as she's shot.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
She keeps moving. So the New York Post today.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Didn't do what the taser was designed to do and
make her easily arrestable.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Activists come out, they're like, why'd you have to shoot
her with a gun? She was moving so slowly. That's
besides the point. The New York Post has a story
today to explain to you why the tasers didn't work
on this woman. That's the most important thing in this
news cycle is how come that taser didn't work? Because
we've seen tasers work on crazy drug addicts, people on PCP,
(17:52):
people on meth. But one thing that they usually have
in common is, and I'm going to give you a
little hint here before I ask you the question, they're skinny.
So it begs the question, why didn't the tasers work
on this woman? It doesn't appear she was on any drugs.
She was also holding a purse. And they said at
least one of the barbs hit the purse, which kind
of takes the impact of the electricity out okay that
(18:15):
explains one of the barbs one but there were two
or three others that hit her so the question becomes
why didn't those stop this woman from running after the
cops with the knives Oh, she's so fat.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
My man, who knew? A taser's not a lightsaber.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's a finicky two-pronged stapler that only works if the
universe is in a good mood. They hit her thick,
thick padding on the outside of her body. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Less lethal is a slogan. Momentum plus steel is a policy.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
New York spent years arguing cops should bring a dark
gun to a knife fight, and now they've learned.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
All you have to do to stop the taser is
eat a lot of churros. Okay, then. Bob goes to Chupacabra.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
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