November 14, 2022 • 33 mins
How did a dead person win an election?? Find out who and in what election in this episode!
The Jubal Show kicks off this week with who you Freaky Friday with in this Ridiculous Internet Question, a woman who just returned from a vacation gets pranked by Jubal Fresh in this Phone Prank about how she get a new free trip if she does this one thing, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on Lindsay Lohan and how she's making her big return to acting in this new movie, we have a listener on the phone who is not getting a call back from a date he went on but it might be because he peed his pants on the first date, there is another listener on the phone to tell us their Dirty Little Secret that will make for an awkward holiday dinner, and one listener calls in during Unscreened Phone Calls to ask if he made the right choice of breaking up with his girlfriends after what he found out!
Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing,
you can find us on social media here:
https://instagram.com/thejubalshow
https://twitter.com/thejubalshow
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow
The Jubal Show kicks off this week with who you Freaky Friday with in this Ridiculous Internet Question, a woman who just returned from a vacation gets pranked by Jubal Fresh in this Phone Prank about how she get a new free trip if she does this one thing, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on Lindsay Lohan and how she's making her big return to acting in this new movie, we have a listener on the phone who is not getting a call back from a date he went on but it might be because he peed his pants on the first date, there is another listener on the phone to tell us their Dirty Little Secret that will make for an awkward holiday dinner, and one listener calls in during Unscreened Phone Calls to ask if he made the right choice of breaking up with his girlfriends after what he found out!
Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing,
you can find us on social media here:
https://instagram.com/thejubalshow
https://twitter.com/thejubalshow
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow
Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubile Show on demand. If you could switch bodies
with anybody, who would it be? And why? Call us
right now eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one, because it's time for ridiculous Internet questions. It's
the most exciting game show the world has ever seen,
where we ask you the question that everybody's talking about
(00:20):
on the dot com today. Hey, Alex is trying to
fix our mic. It's like sick, Well, what's wrong with it?
It's not working anyway? Okay, it's never working here. Our
equipment in the studio is so jankie. It's funny if
you do a podcast at home in front of your
computer and you have that one of those blue microphones,
like the one microphone the ECP YouTubers use. Congratulations, your
equipment is way more impressive than this multimillion dollars studio
(00:43):
we're in right now call us eight to eight three
four three one oh six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question
is if you could switch bodies with anyone, who would
it be? And why. Let's just get straight to the game,
shall we. Christian Grace, Now, if you can switch bodies
with anybody, who would it be and why? Sorry, Gabrielle Union,
I'm switching bodies with you if I can, because I
(01:03):
find that there is no more beautiful human in the
entire world than Dwayne Wade, and I would love the
opportunity to just explore everything there is to explore as
his wife. Yeah, so sorry, Gabrielle Union. We're switching for
a day. What would be amazing is if you switch
the bodies but the voice was the same, So it's
Gabrielle Union, but she has your voice, and you go
(01:24):
home to Dwayne Wade, right, and you know they've been
married for a while, so it's probably not happening every night.
So she walks in, but it's actually you, right, But
you can't talk because he's gonna know that it's gonna
be you. So you have to seduce Dwayne Wade not talking,
and then in the middle of it, you accidentally talk
and he's like, who is that? I see? Like sexual charades?
Ye call us eight at eight three four three one
(01:45):
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. If you could switch bodies with anyone, who
would it be and why? That's today's ridiculous Internet question. Hey, Angela, Yep,
if you can switch bodies with anybody, who would it be?
And why such bodies? Play a dollar powerball winner? That's
a genius idea, just for like an hour, right right,
(02:09):
And I would just make a transfer, just one transfer
to my bank account, run right to the bay exactly.
I don't see him some left over. I'll just give
myself a little bit maybe half, you know. Yeah, he's
got two the guy that won the whoever won the powerball,
they've got two billion. You can take one, They're fine.
Eight eight three four three six one eighty eight three
four three one six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question is
(02:30):
if you could switch bodies with anyone, who would it be?
And why? Bennett? You know what they say, the devil
works hard, but Chris Jenner, she works even harder. Play
bodies with someone. It would be Chris Jenners. So I
could get all of the Kardashian secrets. But I could
also get that work ethic and bring it back here
so we could get all those salads. Yeah, there you go,
call us up. Eighty eight three six. Speaking of the Kardashians, Spencer,
(02:53):
you said that you want to be Kim Kardashian. Oh, Spencer,
maybe it is actually Kim Kardashian. Maybe it happens right Well, anyway,
on the call screen, you're thinking it said that Spencer
wants to be Kim Kardashian. If he could switch bodies
with anybody for a day, who would it be? Kim Kardashian.
That'd be a fun body to be in because there's
so many upgrades on the body, Like you could be like, WHOA,
(03:14):
that's cool. Her elbows do this, Like that's weird. This
feels like this, like there's just like you know, it'd
be interesting to tweak all the knobs that they have
on their bodies because the Kardashians have done so much
to them. Call us eight at eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question is if you
could switch bodies with anyone, who would it be? And
why Victoria? If I could switch bodies with anyone, it'd
(03:36):
probably be Angelina Jolie. Oh, why imagine being her for
the day, Like I would just I just want to
know what it's like, right, I wouldn't think of Angelina
Joelie though, Like it's been a while since I thought
about Angelie really at all. She has juicy lips. I
would just pucker them all day. What is Angelie Jolie
doing now? She was suing Brad Pitt. I know that.
(03:57):
I think she's just being a mom. Okay, and her
lips are still big, you know the idea? Now, I
do want to swich bodies and Angelina's really just because
I'm like, what has she been up to? Call us
eight at eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
If you could switch bodies with anybody, who would it be?
And why? Hey John, yo, yo, what's up? Man? If
you could switch bodies with anybody, who would it be?
(04:18):
And why? It would be anybody that's not in the
witness protection program? So that way I could live freely
and do whatever I want, yes, and enjoy the rest
of your day, bing bong, call us up eight to
eight three four three one oh six one eighty eight
three four three one to six one. If you could
swarch bodies with anybody, who would it be? And why?
Alex um I guess Elon musk Oh, Yeah, that's a
(04:40):
good one. And his body looks interesting to me. Elon
Musk is another one. Like he looks doughey but not really. No,
I mean I don't know. He must not like ever
work out or anything. I don't mean that in like
a negative way. I just mean he's always working in stuff, right,
But he's like, I don't know, he looks like a
robot to me. That's what it is. Like, he looks
like a robot to me because his skin is also perfect, right,
Like it's very like, I don't know, he just looks
(05:02):
fake to me. Very that's more what I mean. Give
him box shape for sure. Yeah, he's got a box shape. Yeah,
I would do him a favor and bring that body
to the gym. FOI Okaya the Jebil Show on demand.
It's another Jewil phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. I'm good.
(05:26):
You said you're calling from where I'm sorry, the hotel.
You and your husband, Michael, we're guests with us just
a little while ago. Okay, Yeah, how some exciting news.
We would love to offer you a free trip to
come back to our country, stay at our hotel, all
expenses paid. I'm sorry. You said you live in Morocco. Yes,
I do work I live in Morocco work at the hotel.
(05:47):
It was quite a process getting here. I know, I'm
from the United States and I fled a while ago,
so yeah, yeah, fled the country. Yeah yeah, I just
gotta to get out of there. So yeah. So anyway,
I won't at the hotel now as a concierge, and
I get the great honor today to call you guys
and say congratulations. Every once in a while we do
(06:08):
this for people who have all expense paid trip back
to Morocco, stay at our hotel for a week straight
and then we'll whiskey back home. What do you think, Um, yeah,
I mean that's fine. We'll make we'll make it work.
It was like amazing when we stayed there, so we'll
figure out awesome. Great, Well, we can't wait to see you.
And hey, one thing though, there is a little bit
of a catch. Sorry to bring it. Wait till the
(06:29):
last minute for that. Okay. So at the hotel sometimes
we get things from the States, you know, for the
hotel to use and things like that. It's pretty standard tone,
you know, to get some stuff from there. So on
the day you leave at the airport, we would love
it if you could meet one of our employees. He's
(06:49):
got two bags. If you could just check those bags
and bring them with you to the hotel, that would
be amazing, and I'll be here waiting. Yeah no, I
don't know. I don't that's not standard. Yeah, you know, yeah,
it's it's very it's standard. We do this all the time.
It's our way of sort of saying thank you and
then also you kind of hook us up a little
(07:09):
bit and help us out. But it's a free trip
for you and your husband back to Morocco. You can
stay at our hotel for a week, all expenses paid
if you get through. I'm gonna need you to tell
me what it is, because that does it sound. Oh,
they're just items. I wouldn't even worry about it. I
know it's kind of a pain, you know, but it is.
(07:31):
It would mean a great deal to us here at
the hotel if you wouldn't mind doing that. It's not
that it's a pain. I'm just not checking in something
through border patrol and all of this under my name.
I'm sorry, you know what, I made a mistake. I apologize.
Is your address three two? Is that your address? Yes? Great? Okay, cool,
I made a mistake. I'm so sorry about that. Things
(07:52):
just got way easier with this whole situation. Okay, so
I don't have to meet somebody and take sacks through
the airport with us. No. Yeah, they're on their way
actually to drop the bags off of your place. They
should be there in the next hour or so. SOA
will call the cops. I will absolutely call the cops.
You are an American, you know how this works. I'm
not doing that. I will call the cops. And my
(08:13):
question to you is you would call the cops because
you want to take your own luggage. It honestly just
sounds like you're asking me to smoke into Morocco. Oh
and you're asking me to take these bags with illegal bidness,
So that's not I'm not doing. Um, we just want
you to check them on the plane. I would sort
of lay back with the uggles may word there. It's
(08:36):
just bringing up. It's just bring us some supplies. So yeah,
me and my husband were literally just there. I'm not
gonna end up in some Moroccan prison. It's obviously some
illegal thing that you want me to bring in or do,
and I'm not doing that. Oh. Actually, I just got
a note. They just dropped the bags off. What No,
I told you not to do that. Well, I did
(08:58):
give you permission for this. My bag. Apparently somebody was
talking to your husband the same time I was talking
to you. He said yes, and they just gave the
bags to him. So we'll see you. No. No, I'm
going to get a hold of my husband. He's a
idiot if you agreed to this, So hold on and
let me figure this out. Yeah, don't call him because
this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband. Michael set you up.
(09:18):
Oh my god, it's a joke. He said that you
guys just went to Morocco together and he were joking
about somebody want to just move something. Dude. I thought
I was gonna end up in a Moroccan jail just
for talking to you. I'm like running through all these
scenarios in my head. The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome
(09:39):
to the JNN, The Jewil News Network for Monday, November fourteenth,
twenty twenty two. This is JNN coming to you live
from Newstown, USA, where the sun is still shining. I'm
Jewel Fresh and this story is hot off the presses.
They say that money can't buy happiness, at least until
you win a billion dollar lottery, and then you're probably
pretty happy. Aw study suggests that money can buy happiness,
(10:02):
and all it costs is ten thousand dollars, roughly the
price of a U Chevy Spark. Researchers gathered two hundred
random people and gave them a one time payment of
ten thousand dollars and required them to spend it in
three months. And apparently the people who got ten thousand
dollars to spending three months were happier overall, and it
lasted longer than people who didn't get the money. Yeah, yeah,
(10:23):
pretty obvious there. Yeah, they did say people with household
incomes of above one hundred and twenty three thousand did
not report any noticeable improvements in their happiness. Would you
look at that right? Because they were taking care out
to begin with exactly money. More problems. People with that
much money already have enough money to buy us Chevy Sparks.
(10:44):
This is the JNN. The Jubile News Network JANN is
sponsored by Detroit. If you think the JANN is a
train wreck, wait until you go to Detroit for next story.
Let's send not over to Alex fresh. So I'm on
location in Thailand with this YouTuber got arrested for eating
bats on camera. Yeah, so apparently they're like endangered or something.
(11:07):
I first, when I first saw it, I thought that
they were arresting her because of like transferring diseases to
other people. Okay, yeah, and that might be the case,
but it's a long story. And the video is very
cringey to watch because she's literally just eating the soup.
Oh it's bat soup. It's bat soup. Oh yeah, they thought, yeah, yeah,
(11:29):
And so she's just like eating this. She's like dipping
it in other sauces that say it's delicious. She says
it was delicious. It's like Ozzy Osbourne. I've wanted to
eat bat soup so bad I have. Yeah, I like
to eat weird things. And I had never seen bat
soup until they started talking about it because they thought
COVID could have come from bat soup. And then I
was like, man, that looks really gross, but I want
to try it. Always want to try bat soup. And
(11:50):
then there was a movie I watched where a guy
had had a bat like on a stick and was
just eating it at all the movie it was and
it looked really weird and delicious. Oh no, it's just testing. Actually.
I mean there's like so many pathogens that like, it
doesn't matter. They say that hot water, no matter how
hot the water is, it won't or cannot take care
(12:11):
of And she said that she wasn't concerned about so
much about catching a virus. She just wanted to go viral. Yeah,
well she could have gone viral twice, then something's gonna
go viral. She's facing five years because of it. Wow,
if it was worth it. People will do anything to
get Internet famous. It's crazy, like get a horrible disease
and possibly die eating bats. But right, I got one
(12:31):
hundred thousand views. Right, yeah, that's nuts. This is the JNN,
the Jewel News Network, the only news network to use
emojis for their headlines. Not for fun, but some sense.
Maybe it's better that you don't vote. I'm in Pennsylvania,
where state lawmaker Tony DeLucia was reelected despite passing away
in October. The Pennsylvania House of Democrats tweeted were saddened
(12:52):
by the loss of Tony DeLucia. However, we are proud
to see the voters continue to show their confidence in him.
Even after death. Why why is there a dead man
on the ballot? Because our system is so screwed up?
And how bad is it if you're the guy that
was running against him? Yeah, you just got beat by
a dead man. That's how bad. Well, hopefully he does
(13:17):
some good things. Can't wait to see what policies he
put some bo It'll be like every other government thing.
He could still be dead and do the job just
like they all do because they get nothing done. This
is the j and N the Jubile News Network. Jann
is sponsored by ends Time, but it seems to be
that she's jumping back into things with no problems, because
Falling for Christmas was ranked on Rotten Tomatoes with eighty percent,
(13:37):
which is pretty good for her right and according to
pop culture dot com, she stars as a spoiled hotel
heiress who gets a total amnesia after a skiing accident
and then falls in love with blue collar lodge owner
Jake Russell, who's played black Court Overstreet stardom Gliano. Victoria's
excited about that, And have just read the description of
the movie and all of us could have gone, Oh
(13:58):
is Lindsay Lohan and it exact Linda, Yeah, so it's
no secret Lindsay had her you know, years of public issues.
So I just think it's a great message for everybody.
No matter how bad things get, you can end up
with eighty percent on rotten tomatoes, just like Yourndy lovehand is.
So keep going, people, no matter how bad things good
for you because you can always end up on the
Hallmark Channel in a movie. Always yeah, j and the
(14:20):
Pinky Finger is for fun. Remember you follow the show
on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow us all individually.
I'm a Jewel fresh at that dre Is, I'm a
Christian Grace Now I'm at Bennett Knows the Jewel Show
on demand. First date follow up. Ronnie is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and Ronnie
isn't getting a call back from a date he went
on with a girl named Nina. What's up, Ronnie? How
(14:41):
are you? Hey? Man, I've been better, but I'm doing okay.
How are you doing? Not too bad? How long has
it been since your date with Nina? So the date
was about a week ago. And how many times do
you try to reach out to her since your date? Oh? Man,
U at least two or three times? Maybe a little
(15:03):
more I'm ashamed to admit. All right, well two or
three times, isn't that bad. Before you tell us why
you think she's not calling you back, tell us a
little bit about the date. Yeah. Sure. So basically the
day was about a week ago. Like I said, we
met through a mutual friend, which I thought was really cool.
You know, instead of the online dating stuff like everyone
else does. And when I take girls out on dates,
(15:27):
you know, I want to do something fun like get him,
get him to interact and stuff, not just sit there
and have a drink. So we went to a little
local show. One of my friends was having a concert.
His band was playing, so we actually first we met
for advertisers and had a few drinks or near the
concert venue, and then we went to the show. Okay,
(15:49):
and then m yeah, I mean like you know, that's
that's fun, right, that's exciting. Yeah, that's a good time.
I mean it depends on how you're going to see
it depends course, right, it could turn it could end
up not a good time. Was it a good time? Yeah? No,
we had a great time. So basically we saw the show.
We were kind of dancing a little bit and having fun,
and then we said. We after the show, we said
(16:11):
we would see each other again, and then we had
a nice little hug and even a little kiss was
thrown in there, and then we yeah, it's aid again.
I even went our separate ways. Okay, all right, So
and then that's the last time she talked to you.
Haven't heard from her since? Great, Yeah, I haven't heard
from her at all. You know, I reached out, so
(16:32):
I say, hey, I hope you made it home safe.
No response, okay, and then you know, textures are like
the next day, like, hey, that was really fun. I
would love to see you again. No response. Why do
you think she's ghosting you? Oh gosh, you know, honestly,
I think I have been a little skittish to date
since my last relationship. You know, we were together for
(16:55):
five years and it just kind of got me in
a bad place. Okay, is this the first date you've
been in a while? Then, yeah, well i've been. I've
been like one other day recently, but even that was
several months ago, and it took me a while to
get past that. So the bottom line is, I mean,
on this date, though, Nina was awesome, Like she made
(17:15):
me so really safe and secure and I could be myself,
you know, and and she was so kind and she
was really, oh my god, gorgeous, really attractive. You say
skittish to date again? Right? What do you mean by that?
Like when you when she showed up, did you like
squeal and run off? That's what sounds like to like
(17:35):
in the running Away? Yeah, uh no, I just you've
been through her bad before. You know, You're like, it's
like hard to trust people. Are they lying? Do you?
You know? Um, you just kind of take things too personal.
I guess I've been told that. How would she know that? Though?
Great question? She wouldn't. So you think that your insecurities
maybe make you act like a little awkward on the
(17:55):
day or something. Yes, got you? Okay, you didn't up
anything from your last relationship, right, like my ex girlfriend.
That's something that my ex used to do. Because whenever
that happens on a first day, it's kind of like
a red flag. Isn't ready? No, I don't think so.
I mean I don't really know what else it would
(18:16):
have been. You didn't start crying. No tears, Yeah, yeah, no,
no tears at all, nothing like that. I mean, I
don't really know what it is, what it is or
what it was. I know I was looking at my
phone a little bit, kind of tapping it to see
what time it was, So I don't know if she
thought maybe I was like brushing to get out of there,
(18:37):
or I know I was nervous. I know that, so
maybe that was okay. So it's either you were nervous
and you knew you were nervous, she had no idea,
or you were nervous and you were fidgeting and sweating
a bunch and crying and you pied your pants. Ronnie,
I can't believe that. Come on, man, No, it's all
cartoons in my head. That's why I said that. Anyway,
(18:57):
we'll see what we can figure it out for you.
Why should not calling you back a play? I'll come
back and get your first date follow up next? Okay, awesome, right,
so Jubile show if you're just joining us for today's
first date follow up. Ronnie is on the phone, and
Ronnie isn't getting called back from a date. He went
on with a girl named Nina. They went out to
a concert. He said that everything was great. They had fun,
but Ronnie hasn't been dating very much. I guess he
(19:19):
got out of a relationship and that was a longer
relationship for like five years. So he's a little skittish
when it comes to dating, and he might have been
scared of Nina a little too much when he ran
off into the night screaming and hollering, don't hurt me.
You've got to give this guy bright Yeah, sorry, Ronnie,
but no. Ronnie says that maybe he was a little
too nervous because it's been a while since he dated
(19:40):
and that was showing. So maybe that he was awkward
and he was checking his phone a bunch to see
what time it was kind of fidgety. Maybe she thought
he was texting someone else or something. So Ronnie doesn't
know why he's not getting a call back, but that's
just what he thinks. All right, Ronnie, are you ready
for us to give her a call and see why
she's not calling back? Hi, it's now or never a
All right, here we go, I'm gonna dollar phone of
(20:01):
good luck. Hello. Hey, what's up? Is this Nina? Hey?
This is Nina? Who's this? This is the Jewel Show.
(20:22):
It's a radio show. My name's Jewel. Min's Alex. I'm
Christian Grace. Now I'm Bennett okay, hi, hi yoa why
y'all Collin. We actually do a segment on our show
called the First Day follow Up where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, they can um they can have us
call you and ask why you're ghosting them. So we
got an email about you from somebody. That's really why
we're calling. Oh, okay, would you like to know who
(20:47):
who it was? Is it Ronnie? Have you been out
with anybody else other than Ronnie in the last couple
of weeks. No, he's the only guy I've been out with. Okay,
then that narrows it down. Yeah, it's Ronnie. Ronnie hit
us up because he said he really liked going out
with you, but you've been ghosting him. He's trying to
reach out to you a few times, and you haven't responded.
(21:09):
Oh my gosh, I feel terrible. No, I wasn't ghosting
him actually, so I didn't know. But I went out
of I wasn't planning too, but I went out of
the country because we had a work trip and they
ended up needing to put me on it. So I've
been out of the country the whole time. I've just
got backing yesterday. I actually really liked him. He's he
was a really sweet guy. I was gonna call him
(21:30):
whenever I like got myself settled. I just got back
last night. Oh wow, so you weren't ghosting him. Oh no,
I really liked him. I thought he was really sweet.
Why didn't you text him? Yeah, I don't know. I
don't have like an international plan, but you can still
like do it over like a messaging app or like yeah,
(21:51):
I mean sure, but like I don't I don't owe
him anything. Like we went on one day and I
was spoke with some work. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I
guess that's a fair plan. It's just one like you
like some one the day, like you and you guys
went out on a date and then you just don't respond,
Like that's weird for me. Yeah, And you would think
if you were into it, you'd be doing something to
let him know, like, Hey, I'm gonna be unreasonable for
a couple of days, but I'm coming back for you. Yeah. Well,
(22:12):
I mean I've just learned to, you know, like I
don't know, I just go off my own schedule more
about myself and if it's gonna work out it's gonna
work out. Like we went on one date and I
had other things. I need to cook some one like
it's it didn't even that serious to me. If it's
gonna work out, it's gonna work out, all right. But
I really did like him though, Like I thought he
was really sweet. I want to go out with him again. Okay, Well,
(22:33):
why don't you tell him that? Because Ronie's actually on
the phone listening. Hi wants to talk to you. Surprise,
Harry did Telliman. Yeah, you already did tell him. Why
do you he's on the phone, Surprise there is. Yeah,
I'm here. Hi, Hey, Hey, how's your trip? Um? It
(22:53):
was really good. Look, I wasn't ghosting you. I'm sorry
that I maybe think bad. I wasn't expecting to go
on this trip, but I really had a good time,
and i'd like to go on another date. I really
like you awesome. Yeah, I mean I thought I thought
you had. I had a great time too, so I
would love to hang out again. Sounds great, But I
was just nervous because I dating isn't really my strong suit.
(23:16):
And you know, I didn't know if I came across
just you know, fermous, because I was and but hey,
I'm glad you had to have a good time, and
I'd love to hang out again. I can tell you're nervous,
but I thought it was cute and i'd definitely like
to see you again. Okay, well, then I'll ask a
question that I already know the answer to. Nina, would
you like to go out with Ronnie again on another date?
(23:37):
We'll pay for it? Oh yeah, definitely. We love a
happy day. Congratulations Ronnie, you got your date? Yeah, thank you.
Thanks guys, Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, I can't I can't
wait to see you again. I'll make sure to talk
about all my exes and show you all the red flags.
(24:00):
Jeff Kidding The Jewels Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hi,
this is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four
(24:21):
one or six one saying you have a dirty little secret,
So we're calling you back. I do have a dirty
little secret. Oh well, it's a good thing that you
texted that then and you weren't lying to us, because
then this would be awkward because you'll call you and
then you'd be like, no, I didn't have one. I
just was trying to like text you guys, So do
you have a say that tell us what your dirt
little secret is? I do so sweet? Well what is it? Well, basically,
(24:44):
I don't know. Every year like a Thanksgiving, I mean,
I am single, so I usually never bring home anybody
because I don't have anybody to bring it home. And well,
don't feel like my brother always brings home a girlfriend.
It doesn't even matter if it's like serious or not.
Like you just so whoever he's dating, okay, he doesn't care,
he's like whatever. And then I don't know. This year,
(25:06):
I'm just like so over everybody being like so like,
are you gonna bring anybody home for Thanksgiving this year?
Or bringing anybody over? And so this year, I am
going to bring somebody home. And it is somebody that
my mom's actually like briefly met, like when she came
on campus, and I know that she thinks he's cute
(25:30):
and polite and well mannered or whatever, and I'm gonna
bring him home. But the truth is he's not my boyfriend.
He's actually my gay best friend. Oh okay, so he's
gonna act like your boyfriend though, yeah, good actor. How
(25:55):
much is he gonna have to do? Like? How much
is he gonna have to act. Are you guys gonna
actually have to do stuff? Because that's gonna be weird
for him. I mean, the funny thing is worth so
like touchy feely anyways with each other and like, ho
good he wouldn't care about kissing me on the cheek
in front of other people anyway. I mean there's part
of good that's just thinks it's hilarious and he's like
willing to go along for the ride. But like, my
(26:17):
family doesn't know that he's not straight though, Okay, well
what if he says, what if he goes, hey, since
we're doing this, like, well, I just want to try
it with a girl one time. I just do what
you do it? Oh gosh, I don't know. Maybe who knows? Maybe?
Actually all right, well, thank you for telling us you're
(26:39):
a little secret. No problem. That a good one. It
is weird how some family members will pressure other family
members into being in a relationship. Like if you show
up without a boyfriend or a girlfriend or whoever you
want to partner up with to Thanksgiving dinner, they shame you.
That's that is weird how that does happen. This is victoria.
I feel like even if you don't show up with someone,
you are going to get asked about it, like like,
(27:00):
are you dating you're talking to we're hanging out with
And I'm like, yeah, meet myself. And I sorry, I
was eighteen years old once, believe it or not. And
then I went to my like my aunt's house or
something for a Thanksgiving and I never even really saw
them that much. But she was like, oh, so aren't
you married with kids yet, because everybody in my family
(27:22):
they all like basically got married, like as soon as
they got out of high school. And I was like,
she's like, so when you're planning on getting married and
having kids, I'm like, I'm eighteen. I'm planning never to
do that ever. Ever, my parents, like everyone in my family,
would ask the same question. But you know the answer
was the underlying theme like I don't have a girlfriend
yet because I'm not gonna have one of them. Pass
(27:44):
to meet. Oh my god, dark Meat. The Jewil Show
on demand? Are you ready for your fifteen seconds of fame?
It's The Jewel Show. It's on screen. Phone calls right now,
so you can call up eight eight three four three
one to six one and talk about whatever you want.
So it's your chance to be on the radio and
be famous, well fame. I use that term loosely because
(28:05):
Jubil show. But call us right now. You can talk
about whatever you want. Please do not cuss too much.
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one. Hello,
who's this Gabriel? Gabriel? What's that? Man? Um? Yeah? So, um,
pretty much I was telling because you guys pretty much
saying that they can get weird. Yeah. I just wanted
to pretty much get information on if I'm the word
one our you know, the situation is weird. Okay, hit
(28:28):
this with your weird thing. Okay. Um. So I had
a next and everything, and so there was a guy
that she knew for a couple of years now, and
that's probectly fine. You've heard one of her best friends
and everything like that. So they're really close. They say
I love you back and forth to each other almost
every single day. You know, I talked out to mind
too much. I'm a guy, and you know, of course
(28:49):
that bothers me. But you know, I can put my
project aside and you know, be like, okay, well fine whatever.
That's the best friend for so many years, okay, um.
And he's married, by the way, and she's so called
what was taking it with me? And I told her
how much that bothered me. You know, it's not someone
that can really just take lightly, um because they joke
about a lot of things and a lot of sexual things.
(29:10):
And that bothers me too because not only that your
marriage she's taken. It just doesn't hit right with me. Um. Okay,
so we break up and everything because now it was
a picking ball. The picture wasn't sexual or anything, but
the picture was to me disturbing because it had her
whole body in it and what the request was for
(29:33):
you didn't even have to show your faith. Remember you
remember you were on the radio, so like, you know,
try to keep it PG. Okay, it wasn't anything disturbing
too much, but um, I just I just want to say,
am I the word one for breaking up with her?
Or because I told her how it felt before and
she didn't mind my words? Or I don't know. I
(29:55):
think on the counter three we should all say our
answer because I think we're all filling the same way
on the counter three? Is he the way? One? One? Two? Three? No?
Lost track? No, I don't think so. I think you're good.
I think you're good. No, you're not weird. Okay, if
something wasn't cool with you, wasn't cool with you, right, So, yeah,
you're not the weird woman. Thanks for calling. Thank you
for sure, appreciate Yeah, and go walk around today with
(30:19):
a smile. No, one, you're not the weird one. As
you wanted to be the weird one. That'll be like,
damn it, I wanted to be the weird one. Call
us eight and eight three four three one six one,
text in four one oh six one on screen phone calls.
You can take over of the show right now and
talk about whatever you want. Hello, who's this all right?
This is Arnita. Arnita was up today. I want to
talk about your segment that you did when you talked
(30:40):
about mental health. I didn't get a chance to get
it the phone. First of all, I just want to
thank you so much for making that part of the segment.
Oh yeah, you're really touched. And I've been working in
mental health field for over ten years and along okay
that I have my own lived experience with mental health
(31:01):
and drug addiction that I've overcome, and thank you, and
I just want to tell you that we need more
of your segment. I come to work every day and
you know, they tell you don't take your job home, right,
how can you know it's impossible? You know what? And
that like right, I was saying that the other day.
I think it was the same day that I did that.
If people don't know, I just took over the eight
(31:24):
o'clock hour of the show and just said, Hey, everybody
feels alone right now. The country has a mental health
epidemic right now. It's really bad for people mentally in
the world right now. And so let's just not feel
alone and talk about stuff. And it seemed to resonate
with a lot of people. But one of the things
I was saying was now that we're in the age
where people are realizing that mental health is important and
it's okay to talk about and everybody struggles and it's
(31:47):
not like frowned upon. I think that they need some
kind of job reform as far as mental health goes.
There's a lot of stuff that goes on in the workplace,
and they have these you know, conflict resolution type things,
and they expect people to work these long hours and
not get paid well and this and that, and you're
not supposed to take that home and you're not supposed
to take home into work, but they're kind of the same,
(32:07):
Like you go to your job more than you do
your house. Sometimes your job becomes your life when you
become an adult. So they have to start thinking more
about the way people manage their mental health, and I
think they need to provide those options. So anyway, texting
four one to six one calls eight eight three four
three one six one. If you want us to do
stuff like that again, we will. If you miss the segment,
you can go see it on the YouTube. The Jubal
(32:27):
Show YouTube page is up there because we live stream.
Thank you or I need to call us up. Eighty
eight three, four, three one and six one on screen.
Phone calls one more phone call, Hello, who's this Sierra?
What do you want? What do you want to say?
You only have you don't have a lot of time,
so hopefully it's not a long story. Well, I just
wanted to say that life stocks right now. I'm bringing
up with my girlfriend, I'm getting evicted and my car
(32:49):
was told by drunk drivers. So whoa we have mercy?
What a phone call to go off of the last one?
Right there? You go? No, no, don't worry about it.
I mean, I make about everything right, like I've struggled
a lot of my life. Just know that it is
bad right now for sure. The fact that you're on
the phone shows that you're strong and you're still here
and you're up today. Your feet are on the ground
(33:10):
and you're moving right. You haven't quit. Also, if things
are that bad, just wait because they're about to get
that good. After everything like that happens, something really good
comes back around, Like this is a moment for you
to learn some lessons. Trust me, at the universe will
give you back something good very soon. Yes, be ready
to accept. All right, Well, keep your hand up. Thank
(33:30):
you guys. Yep, keep your hand up then. Jebel Show
on demand
Then Jubile Show on demand. If you could switch bodies
with anybody, who would it be? And why? Call us
right now eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one, because it's time for ridiculous Internet questions. It's
the most exciting game show the world has ever seen,
where we ask you the question that everybody's talking about
(00:20):
on the dot com today. Hey, Alex is trying to
fix our mic. It's like sick, Well, what's wrong with it?
It's not working anyway? Okay, it's never working here. Our
equipment in the studio is so jankie. It's funny if
you do a podcast at home in front of your
computer and you have that one of those blue microphones,
like the one microphone the ECP YouTubers use. Congratulations, your
equipment is way more impressive than this multimillion dollars studio
(00:43):
we're in right now call us eight to eight three
four three one oh six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question
is if you could switch bodies with anyone, who would
it be? And why. Let's just get straight to the game,
shall we. Christian Grace, Now, if you can switch bodies
with anybody, who would it be and why? Sorry, Gabrielle Union,
I'm switching bodies with you if I can, because I
(01:03):
find that there is no more beautiful human in the
entire world than Dwayne Wade, and I would love the
opportunity to just explore everything there is to explore as
his wife. Yeah, so sorry, Gabrielle Union. We're switching for
a day. What would be amazing is if you switch
the bodies but the voice was the same, So it's
Gabrielle Union, but she has your voice, and you go
(01:24):
home to Dwayne Wade, right, and you know they've been
married for a while, so it's probably not happening every night.
So she walks in, but it's actually you, right, But
you can't talk because he's gonna know that it's gonna
be you. So you have to seduce Dwayne Wade not talking,
and then in the middle of it, you accidentally talk
and he's like, who is that? I see? Like sexual charades?
Ye call us eight at eight three four three one
(01:45):
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. If you could switch bodies with anyone, who
would it be and why? That's today's ridiculous Internet question. Hey, Angela, Yep,
if you can switch bodies with anybody, who would it be?
And why such bodies? Play a dollar powerball winner? That's
a genius idea, just for like an hour, right right,
(02:09):
And I would just make a transfer, just one transfer
to my bank account, run right to the bay exactly.
I don't see him some left over. I'll just give
myself a little bit maybe half, you know. Yeah, he's
got two the guy that won the whoever won the powerball,
they've got two billion. You can take one, They're fine.
Eight eight three four three six one eighty eight three
four three one six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question is
(02:30):
if you could switch bodies with anyone, who would it be?
And why? Bennett? You know what they say, the devil
works hard, but Chris Jenner, she works even harder. Play
bodies with someone. It would be Chris Jenners. So I
could get all of the Kardashian secrets. But I could
also get that work ethic and bring it back here
so we could get all those salads. Yeah, there you go,
call us up. Eighty eight three six. Speaking of the Kardashians, Spencer,
(02:53):
you said that you want to be Kim Kardashian. Oh, Spencer,
maybe it is actually Kim Kardashian. Maybe it happens right Well, anyway,
on the call screen, you're thinking it said that Spencer
wants to be Kim Kardashian. If he could switch bodies
with anybody for a day, who would it be? Kim Kardashian.
That'd be a fun body to be in because there's
so many upgrades on the body, Like you could be like, WHOA,
(03:14):
that's cool. Her elbows do this, Like that's weird. This
feels like this, like there's just like you know, it'd
be interesting to tweak all the knobs that they have
on their bodies because the Kardashians have done so much
to them. Call us eight at eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question is if you
could switch bodies with anyone, who would it be? And
why Victoria? If I could switch bodies with anyone, it'd
(03:36):
probably be Angelina Jolie. Oh, why imagine being her for
the day, Like I would just I just want to
know what it's like, right, I wouldn't think of Angelina
Joelie though, Like it's been a while since I thought
about Angelie really at all. She has juicy lips. I
would just pucker them all day. What is Angelie Jolie
doing now? She was suing Brad Pitt. I know that.
(03:57):
I think she's just being a mom. Okay, and her
lips are still big, you know the idea? Now, I
do want to swich bodies and Angelina's really just because
I'm like, what has she been up to? Call us
eight at eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
If you could switch bodies with anybody, who would it be?
And why? Hey John, yo, yo, what's up? Man? If
you could switch bodies with anybody, who would it be?
(04:18):
And why? It would be anybody that's not in the
witness protection program? So that way I could live freely
and do whatever I want, yes, and enjoy the rest
of your day, bing bong, call us up eight to
eight three four three one oh six one eighty eight
three four three one to six one. If you could
swarch bodies with anybody, who would it be? And why?
Alex um I guess Elon musk Oh, Yeah, that's a
(04:40):
good one. And his body looks interesting to me. Elon
Musk is another one. Like he looks doughey but not really. No,
I mean I don't know. He must not like ever
work out or anything. I don't mean that in like
a negative way. I just mean he's always working in stuff, right,
But he's like, I don't know, he looks like a
robot to me. That's what it is. Like, he looks
like a robot to me because his skin is also perfect, right,
Like it's very like, I don't know, he just looks
(05:02):
fake to me. Very that's more what I mean. Give
him box shape for sure. Yeah, he's got a box shape. Yeah,
I would do him a favor and bring that body
to the gym. FOI Okaya the Jebil Show on demand.
It's another Jewil phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. I'm good.
(05:26):
You said you're calling from where I'm sorry, the hotel.
You and your husband, Michael, we're guests with us just
a little while ago. Okay, Yeah, how some exciting news.
We would love to offer you a free trip to
come back to our country, stay at our hotel, all
expenses paid. I'm sorry. You said you live in Morocco. Yes,
I do work I live in Morocco work at the hotel.
(05:47):
It was quite a process getting here. I know, I'm
from the United States and I fled a while ago,
so yeah, yeah, fled the country. Yeah yeah, I just
gotta to get out of there. So yeah. So anyway,
I won't at the hotel now as a concierge, and
I get the great honor today to call you guys
and say congratulations. Every once in a while we do
(06:08):
this for people who have all expense paid trip back
to Morocco, stay at our hotel for a week straight
and then we'll whiskey back home. What do you think, Um, yeah,
I mean that's fine. We'll make we'll make it work.
It was like amazing when we stayed there, so we'll
figure out awesome. Great, Well, we can't wait to see you.
And hey, one thing though, there is a little bit
of a catch. Sorry to bring it. Wait till the
(06:29):
last minute for that. Okay. So at the hotel sometimes
we get things from the States, you know, for the
hotel to use and things like that. It's pretty standard tone,
you know, to get some stuff from there. So on
the day you leave at the airport, we would love
it if you could meet one of our employees. He's
(06:49):
got two bags. If you could just check those bags
and bring them with you to the hotel, that would
be amazing, and I'll be here waiting. Yeah no, I
don't know. I don't that's not standard. Yeah, you know, yeah,
it's it's very it's standard. We do this all the time.
It's our way of sort of saying thank you and
then also you kind of hook us up a little
(07:09):
bit and help us out. But it's a free trip
for you and your husband back to Morocco. You can
stay at our hotel for a week, all expenses paid
if you get through. I'm gonna need you to tell
me what it is, because that does it sound. Oh,
they're just items. I wouldn't even worry about it. I
know it's kind of a pain, you know, but it is.
(07:31):
It would mean a great deal to us here at
the hotel if you wouldn't mind doing that. It's not
that it's a pain. I'm just not checking in something
through border patrol and all of this under my name.
I'm sorry, you know what, I made a mistake. I apologize.
Is your address three two? Is that your address? Yes? Great? Okay, cool,
I made a mistake. I'm so sorry about that. Things
(07:52):
just got way easier with this whole situation. Okay, so
I don't have to meet somebody and take sacks through
the airport with us. No. Yeah, they're on their way
actually to drop the bags off of your place. They
should be there in the next hour or so. SOA
will call the cops. I will absolutely call the cops.
You are an American, you know how this works. I'm
not doing that. I will call the cops. And my
(08:13):
question to you is you would call the cops because
you want to take your own luggage. It honestly just
sounds like you're asking me to smoke into Morocco. Oh
and you're asking me to take these bags with illegal bidness,
So that's not I'm not doing. Um, we just want
you to check them on the plane. I would sort
of lay back with the uggles may word there. It's
(08:36):
just bringing up. It's just bring us some supplies. So yeah,
me and my husband were literally just there. I'm not
gonna end up in some Moroccan prison. It's obviously some
illegal thing that you want me to bring in or do,
and I'm not doing that. Oh. Actually, I just got
a note. They just dropped the bags off. What No,
I told you not to do that. Well, I did
(08:58):
give you permission for this. My bag. Apparently somebody was
talking to your husband the same time I was talking
to you. He said yes, and they just gave the
bags to him. So we'll see you. No. No, I'm
going to get a hold of my husband. He's a
idiot if you agreed to this, So hold on and
let me figure this out. Yeah, don't call him because
this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband. Michael set you up.
(09:18):
Oh my god, it's a joke. He said that you
guys just went to Morocco together and he were joking
about somebody want to just move something. Dude. I thought
I was gonna end up in a Moroccan jail just
for talking to you. I'm like running through all these
scenarios in my head. The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome
(09:39):
to the JNN, The Jewil News Network for Monday, November fourteenth,
twenty twenty two. This is JNN coming to you live
from Newstown, USA, where the sun is still shining. I'm
Jewel Fresh and this story is hot off the presses.
They say that money can't buy happiness, at least until
you win a billion dollar lottery, and then you're probably
pretty happy. Aw study suggests that money can buy happiness,
(10:02):
and all it costs is ten thousand dollars, roughly the
price of a U Chevy Spark. Researchers gathered two hundred
random people and gave them a one time payment of
ten thousand dollars and required them to spend it in
three months. And apparently the people who got ten thousand
dollars to spending three months were happier overall, and it
lasted longer than people who didn't get the money. Yeah, yeah,
(10:23):
pretty obvious there. Yeah, they did say people with household
incomes of above one hundred and twenty three thousand did
not report any noticeable improvements in their happiness. Would you
look at that right? Because they were taking care out
to begin with exactly money. More problems. People with that
much money already have enough money to buy us Chevy Sparks.
(10:44):
This is the JNN. The Jubile News Network JANN is
sponsored by Detroit. If you think the JANN is a
train wreck, wait until you go to Detroit for next story.
Let's send not over to Alex fresh. So I'm on
location in Thailand with this YouTuber got arrested for eating
bats on camera. Yeah, so apparently they're like endangered or something.
(11:07):
I first, when I first saw it, I thought that
they were arresting her because of like transferring diseases to
other people. Okay, yeah, and that might be the case,
but it's a long story. And the video is very
cringey to watch because she's literally just eating the soup.
Oh it's bat soup. It's bat soup. Oh yeah, they thought, yeah, yeah,
(11:29):
And so she's just like eating this. She's like dipping
it in other sauces that say it's delicious. She says
it was delicious. It's like Ozzy Osbourne. I've wanted to
eat bat soup so bad I have. Yeah, I like
to eat weird things. And I had never seen bat
soup until they started talking about it because they thought
COVID could have come from bat soup. And then I
was like, man, that looks really gross, but I want
to try it. Always want to try bat soup. And
(11:50):
then there was a movie I watched where a guy
had had a bat like on a stick and was
just eating it at all the movie it was and
it looked really weird and delicious. Oh no, it's just testing. Actually.
I mean there's like so many pathogens that like, it
doesn't matter. They say that hot water, no matter how
hot the water is, it won't or cannot take care
(12:11):
of And she said that she wasn't concerned about so
much about catching a virus. She just wanted to go viral. Yeah,
well she could have gone viral twice, then something's gonna
go viral. She's facing five years because of it. Wow,
if it was worth it. People will do anything to
get Internet famous. It's crazy, like get a horrible disease
and possibly die eating bats. But right, I got one
(12:31):
hundred thousand views. Right, yeah, that's nuts. This is the JNN,
the Jewel News Network, the only news network to use
emojis for their headlines. Not for fun, but some sense.
Maybe it's better that you don't vote. I'm in Pennsylvania,
where state lawmaker Tony DeLucia was reelected despite passing away
in October. The Pennsylvania House of Democrats tweeted were saddened
(12:52):
by the loss of Tony DeLucia. However, we are proud
to see the voters continue to show their confidence in him.
Even after death. Why why is there a dead man
on the ballot? Because our system is so screwed up?
And how bad is it if you're the guy that
was running against him? Yeah, you just got beat by
a dead man. That's how bad. Well, hopefully he does
(13:17):
some good things. Can't wait to see what policies he
put some bo It'll be like every other government thing.
He could still be dead and do the job just
like they all do because they get nothing done. This
is the j and N the Jubile News Network. Jann
is sponsored by ends Time, but it seems to be
that she's jumping back into things with no problems, because
Falling for Christmas was ranked on Rotten Tomatoes with eighty percent,
(13:37):
which is pretty good for her right and according to
pop culture dot com, she stars as a spoiled hotel
heiress who gets a total amnesia after a skiing accident
and then falls in love with blue collar lodge owner
Jake Russell, who's played black Court Overstreet stardom Gliano. Victoria's
excited about that, And have just read the description of
the movie and all of us could have gone, Oh
(13:58):
is Lindsay Lohan and it exact Linda, Yeah, so it's
no secret Lindsay had her you know, years of public issues.
So I just think it's a great message for everybody.
No matter how bad things get, you can end up
with eighty percent on rotten tomatoes, just like Yourndy lovehand is.
So keep going, people, no matter how bad things good
for you because you can always end up on the
Hallmark Channel in a movie. Always yeah, j and the
(14:20):
Pinky Finger is for fun. Remember you follow the show
on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow us all individually.
I'm a Jewel fresh at that dre Is, I'm a
Christian Grace Now I'm at Bennett Knows the Jewel Show
on demand. First date follow up. Ronnie is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and Ronnie
isn't getting a call back from a date he went
on with a girl named Nina. What's up, Ronnie? How
(14:41):
are you? Hey? Man, I've been better, but I'm doing okay.
How are you doing? Not too bad? How long has
it been since your date with Nina? So the date
was about a week ago. And how many times do
you try to reach out to her since your date? Oh? Man,
U at least two or three times? Maybe a little
(15:03):
more I'm ashamed to admit. All right, well two or
three times, isn't that bad. Before you tell us why
you think she's not calling you back, tell us a
little bit about the date. Yeah. Sure. So basically the
day was about a week ago. Like I said, we
met through a mutual friend, which I thought was really cool.
You know, instead of the online dating stuff like everyone
else does. And when I take girls out on dates,
(15:27):
you know, I want to do something fun like get him,
get him to interact and stuff, not just sit there
and have a drink. So we went to a little
local show. One of my friends was having a concert.
His band was playing, so we actually first we met
for advertisers and had a few drinks or near the
concert venue, and then we went to the show. Okay,
(15:49):
and then m yeah, I mean like you know, that's
that's fun, right, that's exciting. Yeah, that's a good time.
I mean it depends on how you're going to see
it depends course, right, it could turn it could end
up not a good time. Was it a good time? Yeah? No,
we had a great time. So basically we saw the show.
We were kind of dancing a little bit and having fun,
and then we said. We after the show, we said
(16:11):
we would see each other again, and then we had
a nice little hug and even a little kiss was
thrown in there, and then we yeah, it's aid again.
I even went our separate ways. Okay, all right, So
and then that's the last time she talked to you.
Haven't heard from her since? Great, Yeah, I haven't heard
from her at all. You know, I reached out, so
(16:32):
I say, hey, I hope you made it home safe.
No response, okay, and then you know, textures are like
the next day, like, hey, that was really fun. I
would love to see you again. No response. Why do
you think she's ghosting you? Oh gosh, you know, honestly,
I think I have been a little skittish to date
since my last relationship. You know, we were together for
(16:55):
five years and it just kind of got me in
a bad place. Okay, is this the first date you've
been in a while? Then, yeah, well i've been. I've
been like one other day recently, but even that was
several months ago, and it took me a while to
get past that. So the bottom line is, I mean,
on this date, though, Nina was awesome, Like she made
(17:15):
me so really safe and secure and I could be myself,
you know, and and she was so kind and she
was really, oh my god, gorgeous, really attractive. You say
skittish to date again? Right? What do you mean by that?
Like when you when she showed up, did you like
squeal and run off? That's what sounds like to like
(17:35):
in the running Away? Yeah, uh no, I just you've
been through her bad before. You know, You're like, it's
like hard to trust people. Are they lying? Do you?
You know? Um, you just kind of take things too personal.
I guess I've been told that. How would she know that? Though?
Great question? She wouldn't. So you think that your insecurities
maybe make you act like a little awkward on the
(17:55):
day or something. Yes, got you? Okay, you didn't up
anything from your last relationship, right, like my ex girlfriend.
That's something that my ex used to do. Because whenever
that happens on a first day, it's kind of like
a red flag. Isn't ready? No, I don't think so.
I mean I don't really know what else it would
(18:16):
have been. You didn't start crying. No tears, Yeah, yeah, no,
no tears at all, nothing like that. I mean, I
don't really know what it is, what it is or
what it was. I know I was looking at my
phone a little bit, kind of tapping it to see
what time it was, So I don't know if she
thought maybe I was like brushing to get out of there,
(18:37):
or I know I was nervous. I know that, so
maybe that was okay. So it's either you were nervous
and you knew you were nervous, she had no idea,
or you were nervous and you were fidgeting and sweating
a bunch and crying and you pied your pants. Ronnie,
I can't believe that. Come on, man, No, it's all
cartoons in my head. That's why I said that. Anyway,
(18:57):
we'll see what we can figure it out for you.
Why should not calling you back a play? I'll come
back and get your first date follow up next? Okay, awesome, right,
so Jubile show if you're just joining us for today's
first date follow up. Ronnie is on the phone, and
Ronnie isn't getting called back from a date. He went
on with a girl named Nina. They went out to
a concert. He said that everything was great. They had fun,
but Ronnie hasn't been dating very much. I guess he
(19:19):
got out of a relationship and that was a longer
relationship for like five years. So he's a little skittish
when it comes to dating, and he might have been
scared of Nina a little too much when he ran
off into the night screaming and hollering, don't hurt me.
You've got to give this guy bright Yeah, sorry, Ronnie,
but no. Ronnie says that maybe he was a little
too nervous because it's been a while since he dated
(19:40):
and that was showing. So maybe that he was awkward
and he was checking his phone a bunch to see
what time it was kind of fidgety. Maybe she thought
he was texting someone else or something. So Ronnie doesn't
know why he's not getting a call back, but that's
just what he thinks. All right, Ronnie, are you ready
for us to give her a call and see why
she's not calling back? Hi, it's now or never a
All right, here we go, I'm gonna dollar phone of
(20:01):
good luck. Hello. Hey, what's up? Is this Nina? Hey?
This is Nina? Who's this? This is the Jewel Show.
(20:22):
It's a radio show. My name's Jewel. Min's Alex. I'm
Christian Grace. Now I'm Bennett okay, hi, hi yoa why
y'all Collin. We actually do a segment on our show
called the First Day follow Up where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, they can um they can have us
call you and ask why you're ghosting them. So we
got an email about you from somebody. That's really why
we're calling. Oh, okay, would you like to know who
(20:47):
who it was? Is it Ronnie? Have you been out
with anybody else other than Ronnie in the last couple
of weeks. No, he's the only guy I've been out with. Okay,
then that narrows it down. Yeah, it's Ronnie. Ronnie hit
us up because he said he really liked going out
with you, but you've been ghosting him. He's trying to
reach out to you a few times, and you haven't responded.
(21:09):
Oh my gosh, I feel terrible. No, I wasn't ghosting
him actually, so I didn't know. But I went out
of I wasn't planning too, but I went out of
the country because we had a work trip and they
ended up needing to put me on it. So I've
been out of the country the whole time. I've just
got backing yesterday. I actually really liked him. He's he
was a really sweet guy. I was gonna call him
(21:30):
whenever I like got myself settled. I just got back
last night. Oh wow, so you weren't ghosting him. Oh no,
I really liked him. I thought he was really sweet.
Why didn't you text him? Yeah, I don't know. I
don't have like an international plan, but you can still
like do it over like a messaging app or like yeah,
(21:51):
I mean sure, but like I don't I don't owe
him anything. Like we went on one day and I
was spoke with some work. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I
guess that's a fair plan. It's just one like you
like some one the day, like you and you guys
went out on a date and then you just don't respond,
Like that's weird for me. Yeah, And you would think
if you were into it, you'd be doing something to
let him know, like, Hey, I'm gonna be unreasonable for
a couple of days, but I'm coming back for you. Yeah. Well,
(22:12):
I mean I've just learned to, you know, like I
don't know, I just go off my own schedule more
about myself and if it's gonna work out it's gonna
work out. Like we went on one date and I
had other things. I need to cook some one like
it's it didn't even that serious to me. If it's
gonna work out, it's gonna work out, all right. But
I really did like him though, Like I thought he
was really sweet. I want to go out with him again. Okay, Well,
(22:33):
why don't you tell him that? Because Ronie's actually on
the phone listening. Hi wants to talk to you. Surprise,
Harry did Telliman. Yeah, you already did tell him. Why
do you he's on the phone, Surprise there is. Yeah,
I'm here. Hi, Hey, Hey, how's your trip? Um? It
(22:53):
was really good. Look, I wasn't ghosting you. I'm sorry
that I maybe think bad. I wasn't expecting to go
on this trip, but I really had a good time,
and i'd like to go on another date. I really
like you awesome. Yeah, I mean I thought I thought
you had. I had a great time too, so I
would love to hang out again. Sounds great, But I
was just nervous because I dating isn't really my strong suit.
(23:16):
And you know, I didn't know if I came across
just you know, fermous, because I was and but hey,
I'm glad you had to have a good time, and
I'd love to hang out again. I can tell you're nervous,
but I thought it was cute and i'd definitely like
to see you again. Okay, well, then I'll ask a
question that I already know the answer to. Nina, would
you like to go out with Ronnie again on another date?
(23:37):
We'll pay for it? Oh yeah, definitely. We love a
happy day. Congratulations Ronnie, you got your date? Yeah, thank you.
Thanks guys, Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, I can't I can't
wait to see you again. I'll make sure to talk
about all my exes and show you all the red flags.
(24:00):
Jeff Kidding The Jewels Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hi,
this is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four
(24:21):
one or six one saying you have a dirty little secret,
So we're calling you back. I do have a dirty
little secret. Oh well, it's a good thing that you
texted that then and you weren't lying to us, because
then this would be awkward because you'll call you and
then you'd be like, no, I didn't have one. I
just was trying to like text you guys, So do
you have a say that tell us what your dirt
little secret is? I do so sweet? Well what is it? Well, basically,
(24:44):
I don't know. Every year like a Thanksgiving, I mean,
I am single, so I usually never bring home anybody
because I don't have anybody to bring it home. And well,
don't feel like my brother always brings home a girlfriend.
It doesn't even matter if it's like serious or not.
Like you just so whoever he's dating, okay, he doesn't care,
he's like whatever. And then I don't know. This year,
(25:06):
I'm just like so over everybody being like so like,
are you gonna bring anybody home for Thanksgiving this year?
Or bringing anybody over? And so this year, I am
going to bring somebody home. And it is somebody that
my mom's actually like briefly met, like when she came
on campus, and I know that she thinks he's cute
(25:30):
and polite and well mannered or whatever, and I'm gonna
bring him home. But the truth is he's not my boyfriend.
He's actually my gay best friend. Oh okay, so he's
gonna act like your boyfriend though, yeah, good actor. How
(25:55):
much is he gonna have to do? Like? How much
is he gonna have to act. Are you guys gonna
actually have to do stuff? Because that's gonna be weird
for him. I mean, the funny thing is worth so
like touchy feely anyways with each other and like, ho
good he wouldn't care about kissing me on the cheek
in front of other people anyway. I mean there's part
of good that's just thinks it's hilarious and he's like
willing to go along for the ride. But like, my
(26:17):
family doesn't know that he's not straight though, Okay, well
what if he says, what if he goes, hey, since
we're doing this, like, well, I just want to try
it with a girl one time. I just do what
you do it? Oh gosh, I don't know. Maybe who knows? Maybe?
Actually all right, well, thank you for telling us you're
(26:39):
a little secret. No problem. That a good one. It
is weird how some family members will pressure other family
members into being in a relationship. Like if you show
up without a boyfriend or a girlfriend or whoever you
want to partner up with to Thanksgiving dinner, they shame you.
That's that is weird how that does happen. This is victoria.
I feel like even if you don't show up with someone,
you are going to get asked about it, like like,
(27:00):
are you dating you're talking to we're hanging out with
And I'm like, yeah, meet myself. And I sorry, I
was eighteen years old once, believe it or not. And
then I went to my like my aunt's house or
something for a Thanksgiving and I never even really saw
them that much. But she was like, oh, so aren't
you married with kids yet, because everybody in my family
(27:22):
they all like basically got married, like as soon as
they got out of high school. And I was like,
she's like, so when you're planning on getting married and
having kids, I'm like, I'm eighteen. I'm planning never to
do that ever. Ever, my parents, like everyone in my family,
would ask the same question. But you know the answer
was the underlying theme like I don't have a girlfriend
yet because I'm not gonna have one of them. Pass
(27:44):
to meet. Oh my god, dark Meat. The Jewil Show
on demand? Are you ready for your fifteen seconds of fame?
It's The Jewel Show. It's on screen. Phone calls right now,
so you can call up eight eight three four three
one to six one and talk about whatever you want.
So it's your chance to be on the radio and
be famous, well fame. I use that term loosely because
(28:05):
Jubil show. But call us right now. You can talk
about whatever you want. Please do not cuss too much.
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one. Hello,
who's this Gabriel? Gabriel? What's that? Man? Um? Yeah? So, um,
pretty much I was telling because you guys pretty much
saying that they can get weird. Yeah. I just wanted
to pretty much get information on if I'm the word
one our you know, the situation is weird. Okay, hit
(28:28):
this with your weird thing. Okay. Um. So I had
a next and everything, and so there was a guy
that she knew for a couple of years now, and
that's probectly fine. You've heard one of her best friends
and everything like that. So they're really close. They say
I love you back and forth to each other almost
every single day. You know, I talked out to mind
too much. I'm a guy, and you know, of course
(28:49):
that bothers me. But you know, I can put my
project aside and you know, be like, okay, well fine whatever.
That's the best friend for so many years, okay, um.
And he's married, by the way, and she's so called
what was taking it with me? And I told her
how much that bothered me. You know, it's not someone
that can really just take lightly, um because they joke
about a lot of things and a lot of sexual things.
(29:10):
And that bothers me too because not only that your
marriage she's taken. It just doesn't hit right with me. Um. Okay,
so we break up and everything because now it was
a picking ball. The picture wasn't sexual or anything, but
the picture was to me disturbing because it had her
whole body in it and what the request was for
(29:33):
you didn't even have to show your faith. Remember you
remember you were on the radio, so like, you know,
try to keep it PG. Okay, it wasn't anything disturbing
too much, but um, I just I just want to say,
am I the word one for breaking up with her?
Or because I told her how it felt before and
she didn't mind my words? Or I don't know. I
(29:55):
think on the counter three we should all say our
answer because I think we're all filling the same way
on the counter three? Is he the way? One? One? Two? Three? No?
Lost track? No, I don't think so. I think you're good.
I think you're good. No, you're not weird. Okay, if
something wasn't cool with you, wasn't cool with you, right, So, yeah,
you're not the weird woman. Thanks for calling. Thank you
for sure, appreciate Yeah, and go walk around today with
(30:19):
a smile. No, one, you're not the weird one. As
you wanted to be the weird one. That'll be like,
damn it, I wanted to be the weird one. Call
us eight and eight three four three one six one,
text in four one oh six one on screen phone calls.
You can take over of the show right now and
talk about whatever you want. Hello, who's this all right?
This is Arnita. Arnita was up today. I want to
talk about your segment that you did when you talked
(30:40):
about mental health. I didn't get a chance to get
it the phone. First of all, I just want to
thank you so much for making that part of the segment.
Oh yeah, you're really touched. And I've been working in
mental health field for over ten years and along okay
that I have my own lived experience with mental health
(31:01):
and drug addiction that I've overcome, and thank you, and
I just want to tell you that we need more
of your segment. I come to work every day and
you know, they tell you don't take your job home, right,
how can you know it's impossible? You know what? And
that like right, I was saying that the other day.
I think it was the same day that I did that.
If people don't know, I just took over the eight
(31:24):
o'clock hour of the show and just said, Hey, everybody
feels alone right now. The country has a mental health
epidemic right now. It's really bad for people mentally in
the world right now. And so let's just not feel
alone and talk about stuff. And it seemed to resonate
with a lot of people. But one of the things
I was saying was now that we're in the age
where people are realizing that mental health is important and
it's okay to talk about and everybody struggles and it's
(31:47):
not like frowned upon. I think that they need some
kind of job reform as far as mental health goes.
There's a lot of stuff that goes on in the workplace,
and they have these you know, conflict resolution type things,
and they expect people to work these long hours and
not get paid well and this and that, and you're
not supposed to take that home and you're not supposed
to take home into work, but they're kind of the same,
(32:07):
Like you go to your job more than you do
your house. Sometimes your job becomes your life when you
become an adult. So they have to start thinking more
about the way people manage their mental health, and I
think they need to provide those options. So anyway, texting
four one to six one calls eight eight three four
three one six one. If you want us to do
stuff like that again, we will. If you miss the segment,
you can go see it on the YouTube. The Jubal
(32:27):
Show YouTube page is up there because we live stream.
Thank you or I need to call us up. Eighty
eight three, four, three one and six one on screen.
Phone calls one more phone call, Hello, who's this Sierra?
What do you want? What do you want to say?
You only have you don't have a lot of time,
so hopefully it's not a long story. Well, I just
wanted to say that life stocks right now. I'm bringing
up with my girlfriend, I'm getting evicted and my car
(32:49):
was told by drunk drivers. So whoa we have mercy?
What a phone call to go off of the last one?
Right there? You go? No, no, don't worry about it.
I mean, I make about everything right, like I've struggled
a lot of my life. Just know that it is
bad right now for sure. The fact that you're on
the phone shows that you're strong and you're still here
and you're up today. Your feet are on the ground
(33:10):
and you're moving right. You haven't quit. Also, if things
are that bad, just wait because they're about to get
that good. After everything like that happens, something really good
comes back around, Like this is a moment for you
to learn some lessons. Trust me, at the universe will
give you back something good very soon. Yes, be ready
to accept. All right, Well, keep your hand up. Thank
(33:30):
you guys. Yep, keep your hand up then. Jebel Show
on demand
Host
Jubal Fresh
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.