November 15, 2022 • 34 mins
Why is Dolly Parton getting a $100 Million dollar check? And what does she plan to do with it? Find out in this episode of The Jubal Show!
Along with that, The Jubal Show answers todays most Ridiculous Internet Question, which is, What is the first thing you think of when you wake up? Jubal Fresh calls a guy because his friend set him up about the play he just wrote, and Jubal Fresh is about to call and change everything! Alex Fresh reports on what is going on with Brittany Spears, and why she thinks she is not the one managing her own Instagram account anymore! A listener is on the phone to tell us what happens in a relationship when a TikTok goes bad and we find out if their significant other is cheating on him or not in this War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater! There is another listener on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret about how an innocent prank went terribly wrong, and scientists may have just found the key to happiness!
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Along with that, The Jubal Show answers todays most Ridiculous Internet Question, which is, What is the first thing you think of when you wake up? Jubal Fresh calls a guy because his friend set him up about the play he just wrote, and Jubal Fresh is about to call and change everything! Alex Fresh reports on what is going on with Brittany Spears, and why she thinks she is not the one managing her own Instagram account anymore! A listener is on the phone to tell us what happens in a relationship when a TikTok goes bad and we find out if their significant other is cheating on him or not in this War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater! There is another listener on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret about how an innocent prank went terribly wrong, and scientists may have just found the key to happiness!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewil Show on demand. The first thing I think
when I wake up is I don't want to go
to work today. It's the Jewil Show. That's a text
we just got in at four one oh six one
about today's ridiculous Internet question. I think everybody has that
same thought at least at some point right after they
wake up. Yeah, I don't want to go to work today.
(00:22):
Call us right now eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions where we
ask you the question that everybody's talking about on the
dot com today and what is today's ridiculous Internet question?
It is what is the first thing that you think
about when you wake up? Call us eight at eight
three four three one oh six one eight eight eight
(00:42):
three four three one oh six one, Crystal, what is
the first thing you think about when you wake up?
Or redrafted today? Oh, I know that's right, Yeah, I
know that feeling. You're like, well, I know, I went
to buy some fast food last night and I got
a brio from Taco Bell was a dollar fifty nine,
but I think I only had a dollar thirty three
on my account, so that might have actually been a
twenty five dollars brito because of the overdraft fees. Yeah,
(01:03):
never good. Were you overdroowned this morning, Crystal? No, I
was not overdown this morning. But it's like a daily thing.
I wake up and I checked my bank accounts, but
everything it's tending a set somehow the bank makes this
seem like you're the one that messed up, and it's like, no,
I swear I had that money's clear and everything. Dude,
I had so many overdraft fees like in my life,
(01:25):
and I've never understood that. It's like, why are you
charging me more money? Obviously don't have enough money to
have the account anyway. Exactly what are you doing? You
get you get like one hundred bucks and seventy five
dollars is gone because of the overdraft fees. Well I'm
glad you weren't overdrawn this morning at least. Yeah, I'm
glad to know. Yeah. Call us eight at eight three
(01:45):
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. And
what is the first thing you think about when you
get up? Hey, Aaron, Yeah, what is the first thing
you think about when you wake up about how I
don't want to get up. It's the first day that
I've had off because I've barked im and I just
would rather lay invent to get to actually be an adult,
to be responsible in the money. Yeah, fill out, I
feel that too, all right? Call us up a hit
(02:07):
eight three four three one six one eighty eight three
four three one oh six one. What's the first thing
you think about when you wake up? A Christian? I
on the lines of like going to work. It's just
like is this worth it? Like? Is life worth it?
You know what I'm saying. Like, sometimes it's like I
could get up and be like a functioning adult, because
that's what society has told me. I could I've been
I need to do or I could say screw that
(02:28):
and just do what I want until I run out
of money and then I need to figure something else out.
People complain about the homeless all the time, and I
know there's people out there on the streets struggling, right,
I'm I'm making light of that, But sometimes I drive
by and I'm like, man, they gotta figured out no schedule,
nothing to do, no appointments, Yeah, they got nobody's bugging
I'm like, hey, where's this at? Where's that at? Have
(02:49):
you turned this in? Have you paid your bills on time?
They're just walking around being in the moment at at times.
Call us eight at eight three four three one to
six one, text in four one oh six one. What
is the first thing that you think about when you
wake up? First? So, yeah, what's the first thing you
think about when you get up? I got bad? Yeah,
I think that's probably pretty common one too. And the
(03:11):
older you get, have you noticed, like I used to
never have to wake up, like in the middle of
the night and pee or anything, And now I swear
the moment I hit thirty, I wake up twice a
night to pee. Yeah, that's when it happens. I feel. Yeah,
I'm the same way. I know that, And I wish
they would create something so you didn't have to get
up a diaper. Well, yeah, I guess I'm diapers. They
do have those. There's so many nights where I'm like, man,
(03:32):
I gotta peeple. What would be the problem if I
just went right now? What would be the big deal?
Who wouldn't know? Really? Yeah? Calls up eight to eight,
three fourty one of six one. Text in four one
oh six one. What's the first thing that you think
about when you wake up? Michelle? Yeah, what's the first
thing you think about when you get up? The first
thing I think about when I wake up in the
morning is am I gonna put my fans? Oh? WHOA?
(03:54):
Does that happen often? I look up in them. Like
I was turned thirty, and four days after turning thirty,
I'm pretty sure I got like mad ibs and um.
Every morning I wake up and I'm like, I have
to get up right now and just run. Wow, I'm
(04:15):
so sorry about that. That's terrible. Full. I have an
angry stomach too, so I get that pain. Some days
it's like that when I wake up. Some days it's
like I wonder if I'm ever gonna go again. I
wonder if that was the last time yesterday? Thanks Amber? Sorry,
Michelle calls up May to day three fourty one of
six when text in four on a second one, it's
ridiculous Internet questions And what is the first thing that
you think about when you get up? Hey? Amber? Yeah? Hi,
(04:39):
what's the first thing that you think about when you
get up? I'm with you, jubil I think about do
I have to get up. I just want to stay
in bed. Oh really my first thought is actually should
I call in sick? That's mine? First off, the Jebil
Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone train mornings. That's twenties.
(05:07):
Hello Dane, Hey, it's tofor from theater. How's it going. Hey,
how are you? It's great to hear from you. It's
great to be calling you. So we're excited to have
your play on our stage here at the theater. We're
excited about this production. I'm three old man, I'm worryful
that you all are supporting this. Man. Yeah, it's great.
(05:31):
We are super excited. So I know that we're in
the process of getting everything up and running as far
as production goes in. I'm one of the producers here.
I don't think we've met yet. And I had a
chance to read your script. Amazing, amazing, amazing. Yeah, it's
really good work. Look, really good work. I do have
some notes for you though, Okay, okay, So this is
(05:52):
a couple of things we're gonna need to change. So
the play is about James Baldwin. He's a writer. We're
thinking maybe we sort of tweaked that a little bit
in what way. Well, we're thinking we make it appeal
to a younger audience, make it about Haley Baldwin. That
then turn Haley Baldwin and I actually know somebody who
(06:15):
knows Justin bieber I might be able to get Haley
to actually play the lead in the play. So Haley
Baldwin plays the lead role in your play about James Baldwin,
who was a writer. But then now we're gonna make
it about Haley Baldwin, who's like totally like hot right now,
her and Justin Bieber Well, I think it's important for
young people to know who this is period. You know. Um,
(06:38):
to make it about Haley Baldwin, it's insulting to me,
and that's an insult to the people who I really
want to reach this play. Okay, I'm not sure if
I if I want this to happen in the way
that you envisionate happening. Okay, Dane, I want to let
you know that I heard you. I heard that, I
hear Um, and yes, me and I really appreciate the passion.
(07:04):
I just want to update it a little bit to
you know right now. And God, we're thinking, is we
take he was a writer and he did all these
things back in the fifties and sixties. Well, I want
you know this, But Hayley Baldwin, she has a cosmetic
company called Road Cosmetic. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
(07:25):
no, no no, she does. I'm writing some thing about a
prolific writer and you want to water my now about
some girl who owns a cosmetic wine. Like, what does
that have to do with life? You're like just some girl.
She's a Baldwin. Okay, entertainment Baldwin. Well, was James related
to Alec Baldwin? I don't, was he? Oh my god?
(07:48):
Come on, you're a producer man. You're supposed to know
who the work is. Your producer, Alex Baldwin. Are you
kidding me? Same Baldwin, the Black Rider of the mid
twentieth cent tree. That is who I'm writing about. That
is who I want the play that I want to
be produced about. What I'm wondering. I'm looting and watering
my play. What I'm wondering, Okay, And I want I
(08:11):
want to respect your art because you wrote this, not me. Okay.
I'm just a producer who knows how to sell things.
And I'm wondering if we can time them in because
I'm wondering if maybe he's a distant relative of Haley
Baldwin who's married to Justin Bieber. And it's a cosmetic line,
and there's some way no no, no, no no no,
no no no. She comes back from the future, meets
(08:31):
with him and gets inspired to also become a writer.
What hell, Haley bald comes back from the future. You
know what, I'm not confident on this partnership. You guys
are eluding my disrespectful to say that you don't want
to disrespect my art, and then in turn, you disrespect
my art. You know what, this partnership you all producing
(08:53):
my You're an idiot, and I'm done with this bull
end of the call, Then I'll tell you that this
is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your friend Charles set you up.
It's a joke. He said that you just signed on
with the theater to producer play that you wrote, and God,
(09:14):
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna Hailey and Jay's ball
with Relatives The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the
J and N The Jewil News Network for Tuesday, November fifteenth,
twenty twenty two. This is J and N. Grab your
ankles and get ready for some news. I'm jewel fresh
(09:37):
and this just in. Archaeologists discovered the oldest known sentence
in the entire world, and of course it shows that
not that much has changed between now and thirty seven
hundred years ago. Shucker. And the oldest known sentence written
in the first alphabet was discovered in Israel just the
other day. On a comb, oh like a hair comb
and ivory hair comb, got you? Archaeologist discovered that and
it had the oldest writing known to mankind and the
(09:59):
oldest complete sentence known to mankind. What was it? Here's
what it said. Do you think it would say something profound? Right? Yeah?
It says, may this tusk root out the lice of
the hair and the beard. Why was a lice comb? Yeah?
So it wasn't any like inspirational message or anything. Just
get rid of your life exactly show how much the
world has not changed. If I would have found that,
(10:21):
even though it's thirty seven hundred years old, and I
would have looked at it and been like, WHOA, let
me read with this says real quick, made this root
out the lice, I would have just dropped it right
on the ground, right was still longer? Yeah, all right,
this is the JNN, the Jewil News Network. We've got
to meet for your next story. Let's send it out road.
Alex Fresh Alex, Yes, I'm just like concerned about Britney Spears.
(10:41):
Anybody's seen her lately? No, Yeah, I don't know, Like
none of her content on her Instagram is new, and
they are posting stuff acting like it's knew whoever is
running her account, and I just feel like she's being
held hostage again. I mean, that is kind of what
happened the first time. Is that what happened, Well, it
was just that people felt like what was being posted
was an attempt to cover up what was really going on,
and they were just like big fans that people. I mean, look,
(11:02):
people notice details, you know what I'm saying. We're investigative
journalists out there on social media. So if they are
in fact doing that, they made her clean up their
game because they're get busted again. And it scares me
because she's not supposed to be in the control of
her father anymore. So if there is something going on,
it scares me. It makes a question who's doing it?
You know? I just wonder if she's even alive anymore. Honestly,
go look at her Instagram, like there's nothing new for
(11:24):
a while, and they keep posting videos of like her
and her old house that was the house she got
married in, and she moved out right after she got married,
like they had already I think bought a new house
when they got married at the old one, and so
they moved out right after. So yeah, then posting videos
of her in her old house is kind of weird. Yeah, Alex,
show me the Instagram last night on Britney Spears and
it is it's all reposts from like eight or nine
months ago, and it looks like they're pretending to make
(11:46):
them look like new posts. And then there was a
post of her boyfriend what's his name Sam, her boyfriend husband,
and he's yeah, yeah, but it didn't look like her
husband looked like another kid, didn't weird. I haven't even
seen this. Yeah, you have to go look at her
Instagram at Britney Spears and people figure out where Britney is.
I mean, she won't go live nothing like and then
like she rants on social media often and her last
(12:07):
rant was not how she talks like it's just not
there was no emojis. She uses like a million emojis.
She loves emojis, loves emojis wrong. So we need all
yours on guys who don't have jobs to go find
Britney Spears. This is the JNN, the Jewil News Network.
I'll keep you updated on the hunt for Britney Spears.
(12:28):
Call in if you've got some clues for us. Eighty
eight three four three, one oh six one. Britney Spears
just calling yea yeah, if you're out there, we'll help
you out. Call us right now. This is the JNN.
I'm using it. Oh, either one, Let's turn next story.
Let's send it to Christian Gracenow Christian. Yes, I'm Christian
Gray Snow And you know what they say, the rich
get richer, But in this case it may not be
(12:48):
a bad thing. According to TMZ, the one and only
icon queen and legend Dolly Parton, who we all know
is loaded beyond belief. I mean she literally built an
amusement park. She is set to be the recipient of
a hundred million dollars pay day okay, which will be
split amongst her favorite charities of her choice. Who is
donating it none other than Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend
Lauren Sanchez. Jeff and Lauren revealed the donation news to CNN,
(13:11):
saying Dolly is the recipient of this year's Basso's Courage
and Civility Award, which will give her a hundred million
dollars towards the charities of her choosing. So here's the
hope that she decides do it to the Jewels Showers.
They're crazy, though, one hundred million dollars to the charities
of her choice. That's amazing. If I was doll to Partoner,
I was getting one hundred million dollars for the charity
of my choice. Yeah, it would definitely go to whatever
(13:32):
my foundation was. I'm sure Dolly Parton has well, I'm
starting a foundation. Yeah, I would start a charity just
so I could give it to me good old money laundry. Yeah, wow,
that's crazy. One hundred million dollars. It's good. It's always
a good day to be Dolly Parton, but it's especially
good to be Dolly Partners today. I wonder what charities
they are. Yeah, well, she's really big. She's done a
lot of work with like literacy amongst children and stuff.
(13:54):
So I'm sure there'll be a lot going to like
local libraries, public libraries, things like that. But i mean
one hundred million dollars, My gosh, there's twenty thirty charities.
The trajectory of their whole future can if you changed,
you know, I were Dolly Parton. I'm sure she's got
a memoir. Yeah, sure, she's got an autobiography. Like I'm
sure she's written books. If I were Dolly Parton, I
would just buy one hundred million dollars worth of my
(14:15):
books and drop them off at elementary skirts. That's all right.
This is this JNN, the Jewel News Network, Jeff Basos,
If you're out there, we'd like one hundred million dollars soon,
or just one hundred dollars. Remember he listen to the
J and N the same time every single weekday morning.
Follow the show on social media. At the Jewel Show,
you can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel
Fresh and mat that Dres. I'm at Christian Grace. Now
(14:37):
the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Ryan is on the
phone today for War the Roses, to catch a cheater
and he thinks that his girlfriend Bryn of three years
might be cheating on him. Let's find out why and
then see if maybe we can catch her. Brian, thank
you for your email. What's what's going on? Man? Why
(14:57):
do you think Brend's cheating on you? Hey? What? Um? Yeah?
Uh So over the past couple of years, UM, my girlfriend, Brinn,
she's yeah, she's gained a lot of new friends and
like kind of like during the pandemic, she you know,
shended some of her old ones and got all these
new ones that I just don't know very well. Um,
(15:18):
I don't know. It makes me feel kind of insecured
about her in her time with them. So they, I mean,
they do this Lady's Poker night and like it's it
sounds like it sounds like fun at first, but then
it started to be kind of sketch. So, um, yeah,
I used this like kind of like burner TikTok account
to check out on one of the friends that I
(15:39):
saw that you know, Brin, Oh, yeah, she's doing you know,
I just want to make sure she's okay. Like I
started doing these really overly sexual things and like the
dances they were doing on TikTok and stuff, and it
it like confirmed my my sketchy feelings that TikTok. I'm like,
(16:00):
what's the sketchy part, the tongue out. I don't know.
It's just happening like kind of too frequently, and it's
like I don't know anything about it. She doesn't really
tell me about details about it. So but like, also
on top of like the dances and stuff, I also
heard this male voice and a couple of them. I
think it might have been a couple of voice. I
couldn't really tell, but they were in the background, like
(16:21):
not on camera, And like, I just don't like this
whole situation overall. You know, I want to know if
there's more than just the dances going on. Okay, so
you think that she's hanging out with a new group
of friends and doing stuff with that new group of friends, Yeah,
and even with people from outside of that group of friends.
(16:43):
All I'm talking about, have you asked her about the TikTok? Like,
if the TikTok's something that is making you feel insecure,
have you talked to her about it? Because everyone has
the TikTok nowadays, So what's that conversation? Like, I haven't
had a conversation with her. Yet I mean I'm also
a little guilty because you know, the way I found
out about it was going through this like person like
(17:07):
four or four one zero seven, like TikTok account that
you know they I'd have to tell her how I
how I found it, and I don't know. Can you
remind me again why you can't just tell her that
you saw from yours. So I saw a couple of
these on this burned TikTok account, and I realized that
there were a couple that I couldn't see. Um, So yeah, see,
(17:32):
like I got blocked from them on your personal one.
I was on my troll account, just kind of stooping
around her and her friends on my personal page. So
like she blocked me on some videos. That's very sketchy.
Now I see why you're concerned When your significant other
was blocking you from seeing certain content of their social media.
(17:53):
That is definitely a red flag. So that's why you
can't say anything. So like, why don't you just confront
her about it? Just because I don't want her to
lie about it to me. I just want to know
if she's cheating. Okay, Yeah, that makes sense. I mean
i'd rather know for sure than if someone lied to
me and try to figure it out. Right, all right, Well,
what grocery store is she Rewards cardmember? I know she
(18:15):
is cool? All right? What we'll do they use call
from there and say, every single month, we choose one
Rewards cardmember at random who wins free flower delivery from
our floral department, and we'll see if she buys that
pant load and if she sends the flowers to you
or to someone else. Okay, okay, a minute, here we
go play song come back and get your War of
(18:35):
the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next, right in the
middle of War of the Roses, to Catch a Cheater
if you're just joining us. Brian is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years, Bryn,
might be cheating on him because she's got a new
group of friends and she's been tiktoking it up with
them once. She's been hanging out with them doing all
these sexy dances and stuff, and Brian was a little suspicious,
so he created a troll TikTok accounts so he could
(18:56):
check up on all of her friends accounts, and he's
seen some videos that he noticed that on his personal
account he's blocked from. So his girlfriend is blocking him
from seeing certain content and that's obviously weird to him.
So we're gonna call from the grocery store that she
shops at and say, every single month, we choose one
Rewards card member totally random who wins free flower delivery
(19:17):
from our floral floral department. If I could say the
word and see if she sends the flowers to Brian
or to somebody else. All right, Brian, You're ready, ready,
All right, here we go. I'm gonna tell her phone number. Hello, Hi,
(19:39):
this is Global calling from I was looking for our
rewards card member named Bryn. Oh yeah, yeah, Hi Bren.
Guess what you're this month's winner. Congratulations? Oh wow? Thank you?
What do way? What do I win? Or is it
just kind of like a call that's um? Every single month,
(20:01):
we choose one Rewards card member totally random to call
up and say thank you for shopping with us, and
thank you for being such a loyal customer by giving
you free flower delivery from our floral department to anywhere
in the entire United States of America. Wow. Thirty six
long stem red roses delivered anywhere you want. I'll be honest, like,
(20:21):
I don't really have anybody that I could deliver this too. Okay,
maybe my mom, but I really I don't know. Okay,
is there anybody in your life you'd like to send
anything to from? Um? I mean we could. We got
chocolate boxes, we got you know, there's there's more than
(20:41):
just roses. It's basically nice. You can spend them. I'm sure.
Oh okay, Um, yeah, my birthfriend loves chocolate, so maybe
I'll send this to him. I'll send him chocolate. Can
there be a note or is it just like, oh,
here you go. Oh, yes, that's the other thing. Yeah,
it does come with an you can put on it.
You can put on the note whatever you want. So
(21:03):
I guess you know who you want to send them to?
And um, I guess like to my lover of order
and the organization from your source of chaos. Um okay,
well then I guess I'm confused. Why are you confused? Well,
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's
a radio show, and this is Alex and this is
(21:23):
Christian Grayce now and this has Bennett and your boyfriend
Brian is on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you. We do a segment on the show called
War of the Roses to catch Cheater, where we try
to see if people are cheating on their significant other.
Brian has been suspicious because of a few things, and
I wanted to see if you'd send those to somebody
other than him. Hey, babe, all right, Brian, what's what's
(21:47):
going what is this? What's going on right now? I'm
a little to what's going on? Um? What is first
and foremost? Sorry? I thought that, like your poker nights
that you're going to, I were something else. And I
saw these like TikTok videos that you had hidden from me,
(22:07):
and I got out they were like they were, but
they were like lead voices in the background, and what
do you I don't know. The dances, the dances that
you were doing seemed really overly sexual, and I I
just I felt uncomfortable with the whole situation. All right, God, okay,
(22:28):
all right. Well, first of all, the male voice not voices,
is my friend's brother. He lives there. Okay, His sole job,
un organizes to be the cameraman and the me that's
happening right now. And he also happens to like boys,
So that's another thing. So nothing's happening there. And second
(22:48):
of all, like the reason why I blocked you from it,
it's because of this type of reaction that you're getting
instead of talking. Why didn't you? Does he have like
a tendency to snoop or something like? Guy? Honestly, I
just wanted to see. I just wanted to see if
you would ask me about the videos, and if you didn't, cool,
But if if you did, like why didn't you just
(23:08):
speak to me? Why don't you have a conversation? You
could you you went to make another How did you
do this? It kind of sounds like a setup. Girl,
it's giving toxic in private because you wanted him to
know that you've made something private so then he would
ask about it and then you could be mad about it. No. Well,
(23:29):
the reason why I even did that is because this
happened a couple of different times and I just wanted
to see if he would stop doing it and actually
trust me. And at this point it's just like no again,
you didn't trust me again, and this is like overbearing
and you're jealous all the time. I don't I don't
even know. I don't even know if I could do
this anymore like this isn't this is a lot. I
(23:50):
think y'all have some things to work out. Well, so
are the booby chaps. And it's the same story. And
I'm I'm so I'm so over there. I'm so over this, babe, babe,
please don't don't say that. Can we can we just
talk about this later? Can we talk about this like
off the phone, like like when when we're both home tonight,
(24:11):
not on the phone. Well, we'll talk like you did
this on a radio. All right, I'm done. I'm sorry,
I'm done. I'll talk to you later. Oh good? Oh no, yeah, guys,
I knew this like could go wrong. I knew this.
I had the possibility of going wrong, but I did
(24:33):
not know what would be und like this. Yeah, I
think you'll have some y'all have a lot of talking
to do. I'm gonna work out, you know, not on
the radio, all right, Brian, Well, good luck with your conversations.
Keep us updated. Okay, sorry man, yeah, yeah figure it there,
stop snooping? Yeah, good luck? Yeah, yeah later guys, yeah yeah.
(24:54):
The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is a jewel show, and you texted
in at four one or six one and told us
you have a dirty little secret. So we're calling you
(25:16):
back to ask what it is. Hi morning, Okay, do
you have time to tell us what your dirty little secrets?
Are you busy right now? I do? Indeed? Okay, well
then we are ready to listen. Indeed all. So let
me just preface this by saying, boys, no events, no logic.
(25:37):
So a few of my friends, my boyfriend and his friends,
we went out to a club and they thought it
would be funny to bring a little stink bombs that
they made. I don't know why they made them, Like
I said, boys, logic none. They paid extra to get
into the VIP section where you know they set them off,
(25:58):
and they thought it was just gonna be funny, a
little he he prank. But no, the fire department was
called because you know, the little stink bomb started giving
off like sulfury smells and you know, smells not good.
It always means something's wrong. So the fire department came
and it was just one big sale. That's my dirty
(26:19):
little secret that the fire department was called because you
guys set off a stink bomb. Yes, and logic none.
You didn't get caught at all though, No, thank god,
I mean unless I just indicted myself. But yeah, we
didn't get well, we won't send this to the authorities.
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, of course,
(26:39):
thank you. All right, let's get another one. Hello. Hey,
it's the Jewel Show and you texted in at four
six one day have a dirty little secret. So we're
calling you back to ask you what your dirty little
secret is. Hey, are you busy? Hi? Good morning? Hi?
Good good morning? Um, good morning. Are you in a
place where you can tell us your dirty little secret? It? Yeah, yeah,
(27:02):
I'm actually Um, I'm at home with my with my
baby right now. Um, is that is the secret? We're
certently not. Uh no, I no. Maybe other mothers like
can can go along with this or they understand it. Um.
(27:23):
So my baby is a seven months old. Um, and
a few weeks ago I switched over to uh like
the pure foods and you know, I just was like,
is this tasty? Is this gonna be good for my baby?
I don't know, she's my first kid. So I tried
it the other day and it's so good, Like I
eat it as a snack. Now, what a kid. I
(27:49):
have so much baby food in my refrigerator right now.
I do. Actually, we have baby food here with us
right now. Why. Yes, delicious. It's like how they you know,
pedia Light started as a baby food and then for
people would hangover. Saved my life. The first time I
went to Vegas, I thought I was dying. An hour
(28:10):
later I was like, let's go. Absolutely, it's so good.
I mean, my husband doesn't know. He got the food
bill or saw the food bill the other day and
he was like, Wow, that's a lot of baby food.
And I was like, I don't know. Case he just
eats a lot, you know, I don't know. I haven't
told them yet. I'm sure other people have it too,
but I can't stop doing it. It only becomes a
(28:31):
problem if you're starting the dog food if you have
a dog. Yeah, we haven't ventured into that yet. No. No,
if you do start with the soft food, it is
better than the hard food. I can tell you from experience.
Then Jebel Show on demand, you know what they say.
Money can't buy happiness or it can't buy love either,
(28:53):
but it can get you some nice shoes and as
far as love goes, depending on what neighborhood you're in.
It can get you a real cheap imitation love feels
like call us up right now? Eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight three four three
one oh six one. What is the thing that makes
you happy? And I asked the question because scientists have
revealed the key to happiness, and that's saying money can't
buy happiness apparently is completely wrong because that's exactly what
(29:18):
it is. Money apparently can buy happiness, I believe it.
And what is the exact amount you need to be happy? Well,
they just experimented on two hundred people. They were given
ten thousand dollars to spend, and researchers claim that that
ten thousand dollars did actually buy happiness because the people
had higher happiness levels even months after getting ten thousand dollars.
(29:42):
So there you go. It costs ten thousand dollars to
be happy. Cheap dight? Yeah, how much money would you
need to be happy? Calls up eighty three four three
one oh six one. They actually said that everybody who
got the money, who got ten thousand dollars and spent it.
They didn't say what they spent it on, but they
were happier months after they got the ten thousand dollars
except for people with household incomes above one hundred and
(30:03):
twenty three thousand dollars. They didn't have any noticeable improvements,
and they're happyes. I wonder why, Yeah, because they already
have enough money. Yes, exactly. Once you have everything you need,
I think after that it just becomes a problem. Call
us eighty eight three four three one oh six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What is the thing that makes you happy? Eight to
(30:24):
eight three four three one oh six one. Hello, who's
thish him? I would like to stay anonymous? Oh okay,
I heard that. All right, Well, what is the thing
that makes you happy? Probably is not going to be good.
Then if you want to remain anonymous, what's the thing
that makes you happy? Oh? I thought I was calling
for the one where we'd basically talk about whatever. Oh, sure,
(30:45):
go for it? Why not you do you? Yeah? Well,
I'm basically not too sure if I'm doing the right thing.
I've known my fiance all our lives because our fathers
work good drinking buddies back in the day. Okay, so
I know that because of my mom telling me that
my councy's father has another kid out there, and I
(31:07):
don't know if that's something I should be telling my
wosend because basically it was like a fleeing thing and
the girl got pregnant and I've known that the son
was actually would try to reach out to him and
come visit and he basically rejected him. Wow. So that's
where I'm like where I'm like, should I say something
(31:29):
to him? But at this point, I'm just like, I'm
gonna stay out of it. That's their problems. If he
finds out, he finds out. I just hope he doesn't
know that I knew. Yeah, I think you say something.
I mean, you definitely say something. Yeah, maybe you approach it. Look,
this is something I don't want to tell you, but
it's something I would rather tell you than you find
out and you realize that I knew and didn't tell you.
Does that make sense? So it's like I'm telling you
(31:49):
because you trust me, so and if you trust me,
then I'm going to be honest with you or just
make a fake Instagram profile and slot in his d
tell him that way. Yeah, it's a good way, because
I wouldn't want his family to know what was me
telling me, yeah, just do that, all right, thank you
for your call eight at eight three four three one
oh six one. That was a little bit off topic.
I don't know how that happened, but whatever, we were
(32:11):
talking about the fact that ten thousand dollars can buy happiness.
They did a new study where they gave people ten
thousand dollars, and apparently the people they gave ten thousand
dollars too, were happier months after they got the ten
thousand dollars. Unless you made over one hundred and twenty
three thousand dollars, then your life is just sad because
you have everything you need and now you're like, I
want more, but I don't quite have the enough money
for exactly what I want. So I've got to work
harder and harder and harder, make about seventy thousand dollars
(32:34):
a year, and then get ten thousand dollars given to you,
and then apparently your life will be amazing. Christian, what
would you do if you were given ten thousand dollars?
What would you do with the money. I have a
lot of debt. I would probably pay off credit card debt,
and then I would I mean listen. I'm always going
to save a little bit for a splurge for myself,
so maybe a little weekend trip to Port Toby Art
(32:54):
or something. But yeah, because then you like allow room
to not be so stressed, you know, because that does
white people down stuff. That's the thing I think is
like if getting rid of debt would be the biggest
thing ever. Yeah, call us up right now, eight tot
eight three four three one oh six one, Victoria, What
would you do if you had ten thousand dollars? Because
apparently ten thousand dollars is the key to happiness. I
don't know, because I feel like it's not the key
to happiness, but it's the key to opportunities that allow
(33:17):
you to be happy. So I would definitely take a
trip kind of like Christian said, I would give some
of my family parents, siblings, probably buy like a nice
cat tree for my cat Formosa. Yeah. I just remember, oh,
my parents some money, so i'd probably pay them back
some of that. Call us eight at eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one to six one. What would make you happy? Hey, Ashley? Hello, Hi?
(33:39):
What would make you happy? Would it be ten thousand dollars.
I mean, ten thousand would makes me happy, but twenty
five thousand would makes me pretty pretty happy. Yeah, so
that shows you just how much people just want more, Like, yeah,
ten thousand is great, but we do fifty Yeah, seventy five.
While we're at it, call us eighty eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight eight three four
(34:01):
three one oh six one. Hey Justice, what's up? Hello?
Hello Justice? How are you? Yeah? That's you know, I'm
not too shabby. Thank you for asking. Yeah, hey, what
would you do if somebody gave you ten thousand dollars
right now? What would you buy with it? Uh? Maybe
in batht or baby get a new car? Smart also
up eight at eight three four three one oh six one.
(34:21):
What would you do with ten thousand hole dollars if
you were at ten thousand DNA or however you say?
The Jebel Show on Demand
The Jewil Show on demand. The first thing I think
when I wake up is I don't want to go
to work today. It's the Jewil Show. That's a text
we just got in at four one oh six one
about today's ridiculous Internet question. I think everybody has that
same thought at least at some point right after they
wake up. Yeah, I don't want to go to work today.
(00:22):
Call us right now eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It's Ridiculous Internet Questions where we
ask you the question that everybody's talking about on the
dot com today and what is today's ridiculous Internet question?
It is what is the first thing that you think
about when you wake up? Call us eight at eight
three four three one oh six one eight eight eight
(00:42):
three four three one oh six one, Crystal, what is
the first thing you think about when you wake up?
Or redrafted today? Oh, I know that's right, Yeah, I
know that feeling. You're like, well, I know, I went
to buy some fast food last night and I got
a brio from Taco Bell was a dollar fifty nine,
but I think I only had a dollar thirty three
on my account, so that might have actually been a
twenty five dollars brito because of the overdraft fees. Yeah,
(01:03):
never good. Were you overdroowned this morning, Crystal? No, I
was not overdown this morning. But it's like a daily thing.
I wake up and I checked my bank accounts, but
everything it's tending a set somehow the bank makes this
seem like you're the one that messed up, and it's like, no,
I swear I had that money's clear and everything. Dude,
I had so many overdraft fees like in my life,
(01:25):
and I've never understood that. It's like, why are you
charging me more money? Obviously don't have enough money to
have the account anyway. Exactly what are you doing? You
get you get like one hundred bucks and seventy five
dollars is gone because of the overdraft fees. Well I'm
glad you weren't overdrawn this morning at least. Yeah, I'm
glad to know. Yeah. Call us eight at eight three
(01:45):
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. And
what is the first thing you think about when you
get up? Hey, Aaron, Yeah, what is the first thing
you think about when you wake up about how I
don't want to get up. It's the first day that
I've had off because I've barked im and I just
would rather lay invent to get to actually be an adult,
to be responsible in the money. Yeah, fill out, I
feel that too, all right? Call us up a hit
(02:07):
eight three four three one six one eighty eight three
four three one oh six one. What's the first thing
you think about when you wake up? A Christian? I
on the lines of like going to work. It's just
like is this worth it? Like? Is life worth it?
You know what I'm saying. Like, sometimes it's like I
could get up and be like a functioning adult, because
that's what society has told me. I could I've been
I need to do or I could say screw that
(02:28):
and just do what I want until I run out
of money and then I need to figure something else out.
People complain about the homeless all the time, and I
know there's people out there on the streets struggling, right,
I'm I'm making light of that, But sometimes I drive
by and I'm like, man, they gotta figured out no schedule,
nothing to do, no appointments, Yeah, they got nobody's bugging
I'm like, hey, where's this at? Where's that at? Have
(02:49):
you turned this in? Have you paid your bills on time?
They're just walking around being in the moment at at times.
Call us eight at eight three four three one to
six one, text in four one oh six one. What
is the first thing that you think about when you
wake up? First? So, yeah, what's the first thing you
think about when you get up? I got bad? Yeah,
I think that's probably pretty common one too. And the
(03:11):
older you get, have you noticed, like I used to
never have to wake up, like in the middle of
the night and pee or anything, And now I swear
the moment I hit thirty, I wake up twice a
night to pee. Yeah, that's when it happens. I feel. Yeah,
I'm the same way. I know that, And I wish
they would create something so you didn't have to get
up a diaper. Well, yeah, I guess I'm diapers. They
do have those. There's so many nights where I'm like, man,
(03:32):
I gotta peeple. What would be the problem if I
just went right now? What would be the big deal?
Who wouldn't know? Really? Yeah? Calls up eight to eight,
three fourty one of six one. Text in four one
oh six one. What's the first thing that you think
about when you wake up? Michelle? Yeah, what's the first
thing you think about when you get up? The first
thing I think about when I wake up in the
morning is am I gonna put my fans? Oh? WHOA?
(03:54):
Does that happen often? I look up in them. Like
I was turned thirty, and four days after turning thirty,
I'm pretty sure I got like mad ibs and um.
Every morning I wake up and I'm like, I have
to get up right now and just run. Wow, I'm
(04:15):
so sorry about that. That's terrible. Full. I have an
angry stomach too, so I get that pain. Some days
it's like that when I wake up. Some days it's
like I wonder if I'm ever gonna go again. I
wonder if that was the last time yesterday? Thanks Amber? Sorry,
Michelle calls up May to day three fourty one of
six when text in four on a second one, it's
ridiculous Internet questions And what is the first thing that
you think about when you get up? Hey? Amber? Yeah? Hi,
(04:39):
what's the first thing that you think about when you
get up? I'm with you, jubil I think about do
I have to get up. I just want to stay
in bed. Oh really my first thought is actually should
I call in sick? That's mine? First off, the Jebil
Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone train mornings. That's twenties.
(05:07):
Hello Dane, Hey, it's tofor from theater. How's it going. Hey,
how are you? It's great to hear from you. It's
great to be calling you. So we're excited to have
your play on our stage here at the theater. We're
excited about this production. I'm three old man, I'm worryful
that you all are supporting this. Man. Yeah, it's great.
(05:31):
We are super excited. So I know that we're in
the process of getting everything up and running as far
as production goes in. I'm one of the producers here.
I don't think we've met yet. And I had a
chance to read your script. Amazing, amazing, amazing. Yeah, it's
really good work. Look, really good work. I do have
some notes for you though, Okay, okay, So this is
(05:52):
a couple of things we're gonna need to change. So
the play is about James Baldwin. He's a writer. We're
thinking maybe we sort of tweaked that a little bit
in what way. Well, we're thinking we make it appeal
to a younger audience, make it about Haley Baldwin. That
then turn Haley Baldwin and I actually know somebody who
(06:15):
knows Justin bieber I might be able to get Haley
to actually play the lead in the play. So Haley
Baldwin plays the lead role in your play about James Baldwin,
who was a writer. But then now we're gonna make
it about Haley Baldwin, who's like totally like hot right now,
her and Justin Bieber Well, I think it's important for
young people to know who this is period. You know. Um,
(06:38):
to make it about Haley Baldwin, it's insulting to me,
and that's an insult to the people who I really
want to reach this play. Okay, I'm not sure if
I if I want this to happen in the way
that you envisionate happening. Okay, Dane, I want to let
you know that I heard you. I heard that, I
hear Um, and yes, me and I really appreciate the passion.
(07:04):
I just want to update it a little bit to
you know right now. And God, we're thinking, is we
take he was a writer and he did all these
things back in the fifties and sixties. Well, I want
you know this, But Hayley Baldwin, she has a cosmetic
company called Road Cosmetic. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
(07:25):
no, no no, she does. I'm writing some thing about a
prolific writer and you want to water my now about
some girl who owns a cosmetic wine. Like, what does
that have to do with life? You're like just some girl.
She's a Baldwin. Okay, entertainment Baldwin. Well, was James related
to Alec Baldwin? I don't, was he? Oh my god?
(07:48):
Come on, you're a producer man. You're supposed to know
who the work is. Your producer, Alex Baldwin. Are you
kidding me? Same Baldwin, the Black Rider of the mid
twentieth cent tree. That is who I'm writing about. That
is who I want the play that I want to
be produced about. What I'm wondering. I'm looting and watering
my play. What I'm wondering, Okay, And I want I
(08:11):
want to respect your art because you wrote this, not me. Okay.
I'm just a producer who knows how to sell things.
And I'm wondering if we can time them in because
I'm wondering if maybe he's a distant relative of Haley
Baldwin who's married to Justin Bieber. And it's a cosmetic line,
and there's some way no no, no, no no no,
no no no. She comes back from the future, meets
(08:31):
with him and gets inspired to also become a writer.
What hell, Haley bald comes back from the future. You
know what, I'm not confident on this partnership. You guys
are eluding my disrespectful to say that you don't want
to disrespect my art, and then in turn, you disrespect
my art. You know what, this partnership you all producing
(08:53):
my You're an idiot, and I'm done with this bull
end of the call, Then I'll tell you that this
is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your friend Charles set you up.
It's a joke. He said that you just signed on
with the theater to producer play that you wrote, and God,
(09:14):
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna Hailey and Jay's ball
with Relatives The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the
J and N The Jewil News Network for Tuesday, November fifteenth,
twenty twenty two. This is J and N. Grab your
ankles and get ready for some news. I'm jewel fresh
(09:37):
and this just in. Archaeologists discovered the oldest known sentence
in the entire world, and of course it shows that
not that much has changed between now and thirty seven
hundred years ago. Shucker. And the oldest known sentence written
in the first alphabet was discovered in Israel just the
other day. On a comb, oh like a hair comb
and ivory hair comb, got you? Archaeologist discovered that and
it had the oldest writing known to mankind and the
(09:59):
oldest complete sentence known to mankind. What was it? Here's
what it said. Do you think it would say something profound? Right? Yeah?
It says, may this tusk root out the lice of
the hair and the beard. Why was a lice comb? Yeah?
So it wasn't any like inspirational message or anything. Just
get rid of your life exactly show how much the
world has not changed. If I would have found that,
(10:21):
even though it's thirty seven hundred years old, and I
would have looked at it and been like, WHOA, let
me read with this says real quick, made this root
out the lice, I would have just dropped it right
on the ground, right was still longer? Yeah, all right,
this is the JNN, the Jewil News Network. We've got
to meet for your next story. Let's send it out road.
Alex Fresh Alex, Yes, I'm just like concerned about Britney Spears.
(10:41):
Anybody's seen her lately? No, Yeah, I don't know, Like
none of her content on her Instagram is new, and
they are posting stuff acting like it's knew whoever is
running her account, and I just feel like she's being
held hostage again. I mean, that is kind of what
happened the first time. Is that what happened, Well, it
was just that people felt like what was being posted
was an attempt to cover up what was really going on,
and they were just like big fans that people. I mean, look,
(11:02):
people notice details, you know what I'm saying. We're investigative
journalists out there on social media. So if they are
in fact doing that, they made her clean up their
game because they're get busted again. And it scares me
because she's not supposed to be in the control of
her father anymore. So if there is something going on,
it scares me. It makes a question who's doing it?
You know? I just wonder if she's even alive anymore. Honestly,
go look at her Instagram, like there's nothing new for
(11:24):
a while, and they keep posting videos of like her
and her old house that was the house she got
married in, and she moved out right after she got married,
like they had already I think bought a new house
when they got married at the old one, and so
they moved out right after. So yeah, then posting videos
of her in her old house is kind of weird. Yeah, Alex,
show me the Instagram last night on Britney Spears and
it is it's all reposts from like eight or nine
months ago, and it looks like they're pretending to make
(11:46):
them look like new posts. And then there was a
post of her boyfriend what's his name Sam, her boyfriend husband,
and he's yeah, yeah, but it didn't look like her
husband looked like another kid, didn't weird. I haven't even
seen this. Yeah, you have to go look at her
Instagram at Britney Spears and people figure out where Britney is.
I mean, she won't go live nothing like and then
like she rants on social media often and her last
(12:07):
rant was not how she talks like it's just not
there was no emojis. She uses like a million emojis.
She loves emojis, loves emojis wrong. So we need all
yours on guys who don't have jobs to go find
Britney Spears. This is the JNN, the Jewil News Network.
I'll keep you updated on the hunt for Britney Spears.
(12:28):
Call in if you've got some clues for us. Eighty
eight three four three, one oh six one. Britney Spears
just calling yea yeah, if you're out there, we'll help
you out. Call us right now. This is the JNN.
I'm using it. Oh, either one, Let's turn next story.
Let's send it to Christian Gracenow Christian. Yes, I'm Christian
Gray Snow And you know what they say, the rich
get richer, But in this case it may not be
(12:48):
a bad thing. According to TMZ, the one and only
icon queen and legend Dolly Parton, who we all know
is loaded beyond belief. I mean she literally built an
amusement park. She is set to be the recipient of
a hundred million dollars pay day okay, which will be
split amongst her favorite charities of her choice. Who is
donating it none other than Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend
Lauren Sanchez. Jeff and Lauren revealed the donation news to CNN,
(13:11):
saying Dolly is the recipient of this year's Basso's Courage
and Civility Award, which will give her a hundred million
dollars towards the charities of her choosing. So here's the
hope that she decides do it to the Jewels Showers.
They're crazy, though, one hundred million dollars to the charities
of her choice. That's amazing. If I was doll to Partoner,
I was getting one hundred million dollars for the charity
of my choice. Yeah, it would definitely go to whatever
(13:32):
my foundation was. I'm sure Dolly Parton has well, I'm
starting a foundation. Yeah, I would start a charity just
so I could give it to me good old money laundry. Yeah, wow,
that's crazy. One hundred million dollars. It's good. It's always
a good day to be Dolly Parton, but it's especially
good to be Dolly Partners today. I wonder what charities
they are. Yeah, well, she's really big. She's done a
lot of work with like literacy amongst children and stuff.
(13:54):
So I'm sure there'll be a lot going to like
local libraries, public libraries, things like that. But i mean
one hundred million dollars, My gosh, there's twenty thirty charities.
The trajectory of their whole future can if you changed,
you know, I were Dolly Parton. I'm sure she's got
a memoir. Yeah, sure, she's got an autobiography. Like I'm
sure she's written books. If I were Dolly Parton, I
would just buy one hundred million dollars worth of my
(14:15):
books and drop them off at elementary skirts. That's all right.
This is this JNN, the Jewel News Network, Jeff Basos,
If you're out there, we'd like one hundred million dollars soon,
or just one hundred dollars. Remember he listen to the
J and N the same time every single weekday morning.
Follow the show on social media. At the Jewel Show,
you can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel
Fresh and mat that Dres. I'm at Christian Grace. Now
(14:37):
the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Ryan is on the
phone today for War the Roses, to catch a cheater
and he thinks that his girlfriend Bryn of three years
might be cheating on him. Let's find out why and
then see if maybe we can catch her. Brian, thank
you for your email. What's what's going on? Man? Why
(14:57):
do you think Brend's cheating on you? Hey? What? Um? Yeah?
Uh So over the past couple of years, UM, my girlfriend, Brinn,
she's yeah, she's gained a lot of new friends and
like kind of like during the pandemic, she you know,
shended some of her old ones and got all these
new ones that I just don't know very well. Um,
(15:18):
I don't know. It makes me feel kind of insecured
about her in her time with them. So they, I mean,
they do this Lady's Poker night and like it's it
sounds like it sounds like fun at first, but then
it started to be kind of sketch. So, um, yeah,
I used this like kind of like burner TikTok account
to check out on one of the friends that I
(15:39):
saw that you know, Brin, Oh, yeah, she's doing you know,
I just want to make sure she's okay. Like I
started doing these really overly sexual things and like the
dances they were doing on TikTok and stuff, and it
it like confirmed my my sketchy feelings that TikTok. I'm like,
(16:00):
what's the sketchy part, the tongue out. I don't know.
It's just happening like kind of too frequently, and it's
like I don't know anything about it. She doesn't really
tell me about details about it. So but like, also
on top of like the dances and stuff, I also
heard this male voice and a couple of them. I
think it might have been a couple of voice. I
couldn't really tell, but they were in the background, like
(16:21):
not on camera, And like, I just don't like this
whole situation overall. You know, I want to know if
there's more than just the dances going on. Okay, so
you think that she's hanging out with a new group
of friends and doing stuff with that new group of friends, Yeah,
and even with people from outside of that group of friends.
(16:43):
All I'm talking about, have you asked her about the TikTok? Like,
if the TikTok's something that is making you feel insecure,
have you talked to her about it? Because everyone has
the TikTok nowadays, So what's that conversation? Like, I haven't
had a conversation with her. Yet I mean I'm also
a little guilty because you know, the way I found
out about it was going through this like person like
(17:07):
four or four one zero seven, like TikTok account that
you know they I'd have to tell her how I
how I found it, and I don't know. Can you
remind me again why you can't just tell her that
you saw from yours. So I saw a couple of
these on this burned TikTok account, and I realized that
there were a couple that I couldn't see. Um, So yeah, see,
(17:32):
like I got blocked from them on your personal one.
I was on my troll account, just kind of stooping
around her and her friends on my personal page. So
like she blocked me on some videos. That's very sketchy.
Now I see why you're concerned When your significant other
was blocking you from seeing certain content of their social media.
(17:53):
That is definitely a red flag. So that's why you
can't say anything. So like, why don't you just confront
her about it? Just because I don't want her to
lie about it to me. I just want to know
if she's cheating. Okay, Yeah, that makes sense. I mean
i'd rather know for sure than if someone lied to
me and try to figure it out. Right, all right, Well,
what grocery store is she Rewards cardmember? I know she
(18:15):
is cool? All right? What we'll do they use call
from there and say, every single month, we choose one
Rewards cardmember at random who wins free flower delivery from
our floral department, and we'll see if she buys that
pant load and if she sends the flowers to you
or to someone else. Okay, okay, a minute, here we
go play song come back and get your War of
(18:35):
the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next, right in the
middle of War of the Roses, to Catch a Cheater
if you're just joining us. Brian is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years, Bryn,
might be cheating on him because she's got a new
group of friends and she's been tiktoking it up with
them once. She's been hanging out with them doing all
these sexy dances and stuff, and Brian was a little suspicious,
so he created a troll TikTok accounts so he could
(18:56):
check up on all of her friends accounts, and he's
seen some videos that he noticed that on his personal
account he's blocked from. So his girlfriend is blocking him
from seeing certain content and that's obviously weird to him.
So we're gonna call from the grocery store that she
shops at and say, every single month, we choose one
Rewards card member totally random who wins free flower delivery
(19:17):
from our floral floral department. If I could say the
word and see if she sends the flowers to Brian
or to somebody else. All right, Brian, You're ready, ready,
All right, here we go. I'm gonna tell her phone number. Hello, Hi,
(19:39):
this is Global calling from I was looking for our
rewards card member named Bryn. Oh yeah, yeah, Hi Bren.
Guess what you're this month's winner. Congratulations? Oh wow? Thank you?
What do way? What do I win? Or is it
just kind of like a call that's um? Every single month,
(20:01):
we choose one Rewards card member totally random to call
up and say thank you for shopping with us, and
thank you for being such a loyal customer by giving
you free flower delivery from our floral department to anywhere
in the entire United States of America. Wow. Thirty six
long stem red roses delivered anywhere you want. I'll be honest, like,
(20:21):
I don't really have anybody that I could deliver this too. Okay,
maybe my mom, but I really I don't know. Okay,
is there anybody in your life you'd like to send
anything to from? Um? I mean we could. We got
chocolate boxes, we got you know, there's there's more than
(20:41):
just roses. It's basically nice. You can spend them. I'm sure.
Oh okay, Um, yeah, my birthfriend loves chocolate, so maybe
I'll send this to him. I'll send him chocolate. Can
there be a note or is it just like, oh,
here you go. Oh, yes, that's the other thing. Yeah,
it does come with an you can put on it.
You can put on the note whatever you want. So
(21:03):
I guess you know who you want to send them to?
And um, I guess like to my lover of order
and the organization from your source of chaos. Um okay,
well then I guess I'm confused. Why are you confused? Well,
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's
a radio show, and this is Alex and this is
(21:23):
Christian Grayce now and this has Bennett and your boyfriend
Brian is on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you. We do a segment on the show called
War of the Roses to catch Cheater, where we try
to see if people are cheating on their significant other.
Brian has been suspicious because of a few things, and
I wanted to see if you'd send those to somebody
other than him. Hey, babe, all right, Brian, what's what's
(21:47):
going what is this? What's going on right now? I'm
a little to what's going on? Um? What is first
and foremost? Sorry? I thought that, like your poker nights
that you're going to, I were something else. And I
saw these like TikTok videos that you had hidden from me,
(22:07):
and I got out they were like they were, but
they were like lead voices in the background, and what
do you I don't know. The dances, the dances that
you were doing seemed really overly sexual, and I I
just I felt uncomfortable with the whole situation. All right, God, okay,
(22:28):
all right. Well, first of all, the male voice not voices,
is my friend's brother. He lives there. Okay, His sole job,
un organizes to be the cameraman and the me that's
happening right now. And he also happens to like boys,
So that's another thing. So nothing's happening there. And second
(22:48):
of all, like the reason why I blocked you from it,
it's because of this type of reaction that you're getting
instead of talking. Why didn't you? Does he have like
a tendency to snoop or something like? Guy? Honestly, I
just wanted to see. I just wanted to see if
you would ask me about the videos, and if you didn't, cool,
But if if you did, like why didn't you just
(23:08):
speak to me? Why don't you have a conversation? You
could you you went to make another How did you
do this? It kind of sounds like a setup. Girl,
it's giving toxic in private because you wanted him to
know that you've made something private so then he would
ask about it and then you could be mad about it. No. Well,
(23:29):
the reason why I even did that is because this
happened a couple of different times and I just wanted
to see if he would stop doing it and actually
trust me. And at this point it's just like no again,
you didn't trust me again, and this is like overbearing
and you're jealous all the time. I don't I don't
even know. I don't even know if I could do
this anymore like this isn't this is a lot. I
(23:50):
think y'all have some things to work out. Well, so
are the booby chaps. And it's the same story. And
I'm I'm so I'm so over there. I'm so over this, babe, babe,
please don't don't say that. Can we can we just
talk about this later? Can we talk about this like
off the phone, like like when when we're both home tonight,
(24:11):
not on the phone. Well, we'll talk like you did
this on a radio. All right, I'm done. I'm sorry,
I'm done. I'll talk to you later. Oh good? Oh no, yeah, guys,
I knew this like could go wrong. I knew this.
I had the possibility of going wrong, but I did
(24:33):
not know what would be und like this. Yeah, I
think you'll have some y'all have a lot of talking
to do. I'm gonna work out, you know, not on
the radio, all right, Brian, Well, good luck with your conversations.
Keep us updated. Okay, sorry man, yeah, yeah figure it there,
stop snooping? Yeah, good luck? Yeah, yeah later guys, yeah yeah.
(24:54):
The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is a jewel show, and you texted
in at four one or six one and told us
you have a dirty little secret. So we're calling you
(25:16):
back to ask what it is. Hi morning, Okay, do
you have time to tell us what your dirty little secrets?
Are you busy right now? I do? Indeed? Okay, well
then we are ready to listen. Indeed all. So let
me just preface this by saying, boys, no events, no logic.
(25:37):
So a few of my friends, my boyfriend and his friends,
we went out to a club and they thought it
would be funny to bring a little stink bombs that
they made. I don't know why they made them, Like
I said, boys, logic none. They paid extra to get
into the VIP section where you know they set them off,
(25:58):
and they thought it was just gonna be funny, a
little he he prank. But no, the fire department was
called because you know, the little stink bomb started giving
off like sulfury smells and you know, smells not good.
It always means something's wrong. So the fire department came
and it was just one big sale. That's my dirty
(26:19):
little secret that the fire department was called because you
guys set off a stink bomb. Yes, and logic none.
You didn't get caught at all though, No, thank god,
I mean unless I just indicted myself. But yeah, we
didn't get well, we won't send this to the authorities.
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, of course,
(26:39):
thank you. All right, let's get another one. Hello. Hey,
it's the Jewel Show and you texted in at four
six one day have a dirty little secret. So we're
calling you back to ask you what your dirty little
secret is. Hey, are you busy? Hi? Good morning? Hi?
Good good morning? Um, good morning. Are you in a
place where you can tell us your dirty little secret? It? Yeah, yeah,
(27:02):
I'm actually Um, I'm at home with my with my
baby right now. Um, is that is the secret? We're
certently not. Uh no, I no. Maybe other mothers like
can can go along with this or they understand it. Um.
(27:23):
So my baby is a seven months old. Um, and
a few weeks ago I switched over to uh like
the pure foods and you know, I just was like,
is this tasty? Is this gonna be good for my baby?
I don't know, she's my first kid. So I tried
it the other day and it's so good, Like I
eat it as a snack. Now, what a kid. I
(27:49):
have so much baby food in my refrigerator right now.
I do. Actually, we have baby food here with us
right now. Why. Yes, delicious. It's like how they you know,
pedia Light started as a baby food and then for
people would hangover. Saved my life. The first time I
went to Vegas, I thought I was dying. An hour
(28:10):
later I was like, let's go. Absolutely, it's so good.
I mean, my husband doesn't know. He got the food
bill or saw the food bill the other day and
he was like, Wow, that's a lot of baby food.
And I was like, I don't know. Case he just
eats a lot, you know, I don't know. I haven't
told them yet. I'm sure other people have it too,
but I can't stop doing it. It only becomes a
(28:31):
problem if you're starting the dog food if you have
a dog. Yeah, we haven't ventured into that yet. No. No,
if you do start with the soft food, it is
better than the hard food. I can tell you from experience.
Then Jebel Show on demand, you know what they say.
Money can't buy happiness or it can't buy love either,
(28:53):
but it can get you some nice shoes and as
far as love goes, depending on what neighborhood you're in.
It can get you a real cheap imitation love feels
like call us up right now? Eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight three four three
one oh six one. What is the thing that makes
you happy? And I asked the question because scientists have
revealed the key to happiness, and that's saying money can't
buy happiness apparently is completely wrong because that's exactly what
(29:18):
it is. Money apparently can buy happiness, I believe it.
And what is the exact amount you need to be happy? Well,
they just experimented on two hundred people. They were given
ten thousand dollars to spend, and researchers claim that that
ten thousand dollars did actually buy happiness because the people
had higher happiness levels even months after getting ten thousand dollars.
(29:42):
So there you go. It costs ten thousand dollars to
be happy. Cheap dight? Yeah, how much money would you
need to be happy? Calls up eighty three four three
one oh six one. They actually said that everybody who
got the money, who got ten thousand dollars and spent it.
They didn't say what they spent it on, but they
were happier months after they got the ten thousand dollars
except for people with household incomes above one hundred and
(30:03):
twenty three thousand dollars. They didn't have any noticeable improvements,
and they're happyes. I wonder why, Yeah, because they already
have enough money. Yes, exactly. Once you have everything you need,
I think after that it just becomes a problem. Call
us eighty eight three four three one oh six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What is the thing that makes you happy? Eight to
(30:24):
eight three four three one oh six one. Hello, who's
thish him? I would like to stay anonymous? Oh okay,
I heard that. All right, Well, what is the thing
that makes you happy? Probably is not going to be good.
Then if you want to remain anonymous, what's the thing
that makes you happy? Oh? I thought I was calling
for the one where we'd basically talk about whatever. Oh, sure,
(30:45):
go for it? Why not you do you? Yeah? Well,
I'm basically not too sure if I'm doing the right thing.
I've known my fiance all our lives because our fathers
work good drinking buddies back in the day. Okay, so
I know that because of my mom telling me that
my councy's father has another kid out there, and I
(31:07):
don't know if that's something I should be telling my
wosend because basically it was like a fleeing thing and
the girl got pregnant and I've known that the son
was actually would try to reach out to him and
come visit and he basically rejected him. Wow. So that's
where I'm like where I'm like, should I say something
(31:29):
to him? But at this point, I'm just like, I'm
gonna stay out of it. That's their problems. If he
finds out, he finds out. I just hope he doesn't
know that I knew. Yeah, I think you say something.
I mean, you definitely say something. Yeah, maybe you approach it. Look,
this is something I don't want to tell you, but
it's something I would rather tell you than you find
out and you realize that I knew and didn't tell you.
Does that make sense? So it's like I'm telling you
(31:49):
because you trust me, so and if you trust me,
then I'm going to be honest with you or just
make a fake Instagram profile and slot in his d
tell him that way. Yeah, it's a good way, because
I wouldn't want his family to know what was me
telling me, yeah, just do that, all right, thank you
for your call eight at eight three four three one
oh six one. That was a little bit off topic.
I don't know how that happened, but whatever, we were
(32:11):
talking about the fact that ten thousand dollars can buy happiness.
They did a new study where they gave people ten
thousand dollars, and apparently the people they gave ten thousand
dollars too, were happier months after they got the ten
thousand dollars. Unless you made over one hundred and twenty
three thousand dollars, then your life is just sad because
you have everything you need and now you're like, I
want more, but I don't quite have the enough money
for exactly what I want. So I've got to work
harder and harder and harder, make about seventy thousand dollars
(32:34):
a year, and then get ten thousand dollars given to you,
and then apparently your life will be amazing. Christian, what
would you do if you were given ten thousand dollars?
What would you do with the money. I have a
lot of debt. I would probably pay off credit card debt,
and then I would I mean listen. I'm always going
to save a little bit for a splurge for myself,
so maybe a little weekend trip to Port Toby Art
(32:54):
or something. But yeah, because then you like allow room
to not be so stressed, you know, because that does
white people down stuff. That's the thing I think is
like if getting rid of debt would be the biggest
thing ever. Yeah, call us up right now, eight tot
eight three four three one oh six one, Victoria, What
would you do if you had ten thousand dollars? Because
apparently ten thousand dollars is the key to happiness. I
don't know, because I feel like it's not the key
to happiness, but it's the key to opportunities that allow
(33:17):
you to be happy. So I would definitely take a
trip kind of like Christian said, I would give some
of my family parents, siblings, probably buy like a nice
cat tree for my cat Formosa. Yeah. I just remember, oh,
my parents some money, so i'd probably pay them back
some of that. Call us eight at eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one to six one. What would make you happy? Hey, Ashley? Hello, Hi?
(33:39):
What would make you happy? Would it be ten thousand dollars.
I mean, ten thousand would makes me happy, but twenty
five thousand would makes me pretty pretty happy. Yeah, so
that shows you just how much people just want more, Like, yeah,
ten thousand is great, but we do fifty Yeah, seventy five.
While we're at it, call us eighty eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight eight three four
(34:01):
three one oh six one. Hey Justice, what's up? Hello?
Hello Justice? How are you? Yeah? That's you know, I'm
not too shabby. Thank you for asking. Yeah, hey, what
would you do if somebody gave you ten thousand dollars
right now? What would you buy with it? Uh? Maybe
in batht or baby get a new car? Smart also
up eight at eight three four three one oh six one.
(34:21):
What would you do with ten thousand hole dollars if
you were at ten thousand DNA or however you say?
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