Texting Etiquette

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Jebil Show, only there's no Jubil and there
is no Nina.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
So in the studio you.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Have me producer Brad, we've got Victoria. Hi, we've got
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That do you ever do that? Sometimes on Saturdays, I'll
listen to the show one point seven to five speed.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Wait, what that's a random time?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's fun. Yes, it's extra fun. You should try it.
Victoria already talks so fast. I know her parts are
so fast.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I picked one of my favorite conversations that the Jibile
Show has had. It's about texting, and it's how to
make yourself seem more attractive. So you're gonna hear that
in just a few minutes, and miraculously, Jubil a Nino
will be back in the studio in those moments. It's
you've heard it before. Maybe if you're a podcast binger,
if you're not a podcast binger, this could be.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
The very first time for you. That's very interesting, welcome, exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
This is a Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
That is with no Jubil and Nina.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You're about to hear a conversation that Jubil Show has
had in the past. It's about texting, how to make
yourself more attractive, mostly how to get a sugar daddy.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Uh yeah, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm producer Brad Victoria is looking for a sugar daddy,
and digital producer Gabby is in the studio as well. Hey,
Jubile and Nina are out, but right now, through the
magic of audio, I'm going to bring them back.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
To the wall to the all. Can I sugar Daddy
take me to them all?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I want to close in.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I want them.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
All Jewel Show. You know how it is.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
You meet someone you're interested in and you're about to
send them your very first text. That's a big moment.
You type something in that you think is clever and cute,
flirty but not too flirty, and then you cycle through
emoji's trying to find one that shows Hey, I like you,
but not like too much.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Should I use the hard eyes emoji? Are they going
to instantly think love? I hope not. I just like them,
so you end up.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Deleting it all and just sending a picture every downstairs
mix up, I like you this much, and then you
wonder why you don't get a text back. Well, an
expert just released seven texting rules that won't make you
more desirable, So we'll go over those and help.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
You out in the texting department. The first tip that
they have is to chill out.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
It says in those first few weeks of a relationship,
you might want to talk to the object of your
desire every day, but texting NonStop can form a pseudo intimacy.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I can see that.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
So go slow, take time at least a day or
so between text calls and dates, and give yourself the
space to reflect on who that person is.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I understand that that's probably the right thing to do,
but it's just not as fun.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I think it is the right thing to do, definitely,
but it is not as fun.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Also, yeah, you do need to give yourself space.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
From the person so that you can really evaluate if
they're the type of person that you want to spend
your time with, which has always been a mistake of mine.
I haven't done that in the past. And then I've
wound up with people that was not good for me
and I was not good for them.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well, to be fair, everybody wants to be desired. And
if you are not texting me every day, I don't
feel like you like me.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Just clear, Oppenheimer. I love love.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Another texting rule, according to this relationship expert, keep busy.
The fuller your life is, the less chained to your
phone you will be. If you're starting to worry because
it's been an hour and they haven't texted you back.
Instead of anxiously checking your phone in a few minutes
or firing off that annoying.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Hey where are you Why aren't you texted me back?
You can do it in a c He's going to
be squarely.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
On the other side of this.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I heard you of this conversation.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
There are exceptions, singles.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
This is divert your attention elsewhere phone a friend, go
for a walk at the gym, turn off your phone
for an hour to get a little distance.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
This is a great area.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay here.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
The reason why it is is because all of us
are already checking our phones every two seconds, whether it's
dry or if it's mom.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
So then you just.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Add that other person that you're hoping text into the
already like habit of grabbing your phone.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Every two minutes, so you know anxiety is going to
be there.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm out of what I.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
Think the advice is to break that habit. Yeah, to
break okay, I've talked about this with my therapist.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Actually, really and in forming a secure connection with somebody,
you shouldn't really need to check your phone that crazy
to see if they've texted you back. You should just
know they're doing their thing and they will text me
back in a little while.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Because I've been there.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Before where it's like you're checking your phone NonStop, like
what are they doing? Why I haven't they testing it back?
And they still like me all that And I've since
fixed that, and it's nice actually to just go, oh, yeah,
they're just doing whatever, like they're cool. They'll text me
a little while. I know they will. You know, it
is a nice change. Honestly, you're kind of glowing while
you say that. Look at you they.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
I'm having a weird realization right now that I have
that relationship with Jewbel, Well, I will text Jewbel and
he won't text me back for a couple of weeks
and the entire time. I'll stare on my phone, I'm like,
did he even like, does he want me to work
there anymore?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Even if there?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
And then everyone's all look up and be like, hey man,
sorry I didn't answer your text anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Subject your text.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Like three weeks later, I do feel bad that I
don't answer them, but I'm literally being in the middle
of something that I'll set my phone down and I
completely forget about people that text me.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
So scoring this list it's on me. I just need
to text me.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'm just gonna tell you, Brad, stop being so cleanly.
I'll see you tomorrow. They also say stop decoding. You
can come up with all types of reasons why they
haven't texted back, and cocked a story in your head,
I e. She's with another man, or he's not that
into me. But this thought process is a waste of
your time and energy. They might be busy or maybe

(06:08):
they aren't that into you. Either way, you can't control that,
so no sense worrying about it.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
That's such a hard lesson to learn.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
There is, honestly, yes, because when you are cheated on
a lot, that's just kind of how you're programmed. And
so every time somebody is not responding, like especially at night,
and you're like, okay, well who are you with?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like what are you doing? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
This doesn't mean I'm doing anything about it, but it
means I am spiraling a little bit. Then it's like, remember, Nina,
he has kids. You know it's not you.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
That is.

Speaker 9 (06:37):
Exactly because your body doesn't know what your body is
already like.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Exactly, it's just your nervous system.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeahmatically kicks in and your nervous system can literally hijack
your brain. Yeah, so you're not even thinking clearly with
your brain. Your nervous system is just like, well there
goes another one.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Cheat again.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
You just sit there and hold my ty bear, that
my heating pat on my stomach.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I know I shouldn't tell you those things, but I.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Did go.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
New texting techniques from a relationship expert. They say will
make you more desirable. Never text these three sentences Okay, no,
we need to talk. That is one that instantly gets
a no reaction from me.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
The last time.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Somebody texted me we need to talk, I was like,
last time I checked, I'll decide who I talked to
and don't talk to.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
So no, we don't bro, but you can.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Call me right now if you want to talk, because
I'm not down to talk on text, but I will
gladly talk to you in person. Now that you tried
to demand my time like that, he was like, no,
we don't need to talk. You need to talk. I
will talk to you if I want to, but you
need to talk. He could call me, and he never
called me.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Of course, this is fun because Jubil's face changes colors and.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
He was glowing and heavy. I do not like that phrase.
Another thing, you shouldn't text. I think we should break up.
Don't text. Yeah, and the last thing they say you
should ever text?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Why aren't you texting me back? They need to get
called out. Yeah, it's because you said we need to talk.
It's another jubile phone frame morning the twenties. Hello, Hey,

(08:23):
this is pe Dikins calling from departments. Is this Kelly?

Speaker 10 (08:28):
Yeah, this is Kelly.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Hey, Kelly, move in day. Excited to have you. Yeah, Hey, listen,
I'm calling with a little bit of news on your place, okay, okay,
and uh, not a big deal. I just want you
to be prepared, okay. Uh, so you're moving in today.

(08:50):
I know your appointment to move stuff in is a
little later, and it looks like for an undetermined amount
of time you are going to have a roommate in
your extra room there.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
What do you mean a roommate?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I mean, well, I don't know if you ever had
a roommate before, but roommates usually if you live in
a place and then there's someone else that lives there
as well.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Yeah, I know what a roommate is.

Speaker 10 (09:13):
Why are you saying.

Speaker 11 (09:14):
I have a roommate because I bought apartment to not
have a roommate.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, so that was the plan.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
But realized this morning that one of our favorite kookie
characters from the neighborhood has sort of decided to set
up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His
name is Johnny, call him crazy Johnny around here.

Speaker 11 (09:38):
I'm sorry you're telling me that I have a squatter
living in.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
My apartment right now?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Es sing the apartment I'm moving into today.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was
going to be leaving, and he said some things in
gibberish and spat at me, so I didn't get a
chance to really.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Talk to him.

Speaker 10 (09:58):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Like?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
What are you running at?

Speaker 10 (10:01):
Halfway house right now. I'm sorry, Like, why is he
in my house?

Speaker 12 (10:05):
Right?

Speaker 10 (10:06):
If you have to get him out of it?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
If you could lower your voice because I don't want
I don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening, and I don't
really want to make him upset.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
But hey, everything is good to go.

Speaker 12 (10:13):
And you've got to be kidding me right now?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Why aren't you calling the police?

Speaker 13 (10:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Well, we well because we like him. You know, he's
a nice guy at times.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
And you're kidding me.

Speaker 10 (10:25):
He might be a nice guy to you.

Speaker 11 (10:27):
This guy is not living in my apartment.

Speaker 12 (10:29):
I swear to God, you'd better be out of there.

Speaker 10 (10:31):
Before I am there.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
You haven't heard the best part.

Speaker 10 (10:36):
I'm sorry, the best part.

Speaker 11 (10:38):
Like I this is unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
What is going on.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
We are prepared to offer you ten percent off your
first month's rent if you'll just, you know, take in
Crazy Johnny for just a little while until we figure
out how to get him out of your place.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Ten percent off. I would get half that if I.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Had a roommate.

Speaker 12 (10:59):
You want me to room with a guy named Crazy Johnny?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Crazy Johnny and the ferrets. Yeah that's what Crazy Johnny?

Speaker 10 (11:07):
What his ferrets?

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
He has a ferret band. Actually, it's pretty interesting that
he's taught Oh.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
What this has got to be? What are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his
ferreits how to play the drums. Actually, I mean, are
you what?

Speaker 10 (11:26):
I don't even understand what's happening right now.

Speaker 11 (11:29):
I am not moving into an apartment with a guy
named Crazy.

Speaker 12 (11:33):
Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment. I
did not sign up for this, and I absolutely am
going to be calling the cops on you guys if
he is not out right now.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
To be fair, the Ferret band does have a curfew
of ten and Crazy Johnny has never missed it. He
always gets him off the drums at least by nine
to forty five.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
This is unbelievable.

Speaker 12 (11:56):
I swear to God, I am calling I am calling
the cops on you.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I can't, Kelly, Kelly.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
This is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a
phone frank on you and your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Jake set you up.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
He said you guys are moving in together and wanted
to mess with you on your moving day.

Speaker 10 (12:17):
I swear to God, I'm going to kill.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
What.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
Okay, Well, now I have to get back at him.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
I can't deal with.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wake up every morning with jebal phone Franks. It's time
for Nina's What's Trending?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
But since summer started last week, officially, Jubil and then
Nina decided to peace out. I'm producer Brad. We felt
you still needed to know what's going on in the world.
So good morning, Victoria, good morning, Good morning, Digital producer, Gabby,
good morning. We have one of our favorite first day
followups coming up next. But first it's Nina's What's Trending?
But with Victoria, good luck. I can see the nerves

(12:57):
on your face.

Speaker 14 (12:57):
Yeah, slightly, this is a little intimidating, but guys, there
may be some new bad blood in the water, get it.
Taylor Swift? Okay, So Dave Girl, I only bring this
up because our executive producer Brad is a huge Dave
Girl fan.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
To me, yes, he's a rock god.

Speaker 14 (13:14):
Well, this past weekend, Dave Girl took a shot at
Taylor Swift and her airs tour, saying the difference between
her air was tour and his error tour errors.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, he said, yeah, let me help you out a
little bit. Uh, Dave Girl, there's a video going around
the internet. That is hilarious. And he goes like, we're
gonna start calling this food Fighters for the errors tour
because we're playing live, so we make errors. But she
sings live too kinda sometimes some of the some of
the words are kind of lives.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hey, there's some food Fighter shows go six seven hours.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Really, Yeah, that's crazy. I'm not gonna I didn't know
who he was.

Speaker 14 (13:55):
From His name sounded familiar only because you always bring
it up.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
You never heard of the band Nirvana? Yeah, he was
their drummer. That was his first era. Okay, git there,
he's an icon. But the reason he's doing it is
because his fans. Your fellow Swifties came after his daughter
for asking why she couldn't just drive instead of take
the private jet everywhere.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh, you don't come after you don't come after Dave
Girl's daughter.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Sorry, well there's a bad blood. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
You're not gonna be Dave Girl.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
As a general rule in music, if Dave Girl disagrees
with you, you're wrong. Oh yeah, so we'll see what
she's what she does?

Speaker 14 (14:36):
Okay, okay, Well, next thing, listen to the world's unhealthiest
snack on the planet.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Was just released. I'm scared. Does anyone have a guess
of what the number one is?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Kale? Is it chips?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Seriously, that's your best guessing.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Potato chips, Caesar salad.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
It's zebra cakes?

Speaker 15 (14:55):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Still out there eating zebra cakes? Yes, they're good.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Apparently are really bad for you?

Speaker 11 (14:59):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Are they really?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
People are still eating zebra cakes.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
That's the thing you walk past in the aisle that
has little cartoon guy on it.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
They're so yummy.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
There's so like it's made of plastic.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
It probably is made of plastic.

Speaker 14 (15:12):
That doesn't mean it doesn't taste good, Brad, it's good
tasting plastic, but.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know it doesn't probably taste good space food?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Did you write that? Yeah? Good right?

Speaker 14 (15:23):
John Victoria and two NASA astronauts are stuck in space
after their spaceship Starliner experienced thrust failures.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
And helium leaks.

Speaker 14 (15:33):
So they're they're supposed to come back home June thirteenth
after one week up there, but now they it has
been delayed till July second at the moment, and they're
in the ISS, the International Space Station.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Case one didn't know what that meant.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Uh, Victoria did not know what the ISS was and
I said its International Space station? And she said, what
was the next question? What was your follow up question
to answering your question? Its International space station?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Look, I asked if those in space? I just wanted
to clarification.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
What was the I just want to make sure everybody it.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Was in space? Brad, why did you throw the music
down for that.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Is a clarification?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, this is the Jubil Show. That was Nina's What's trending?
But with Victoria, it's time.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
To Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Paul is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been with his girlfriend Leslie for three years, but
now he thinks something's going on. So we're going to
see if we can help him out and try to
catch her in a second if she is.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Hopefully she isn't. But Paul tell us what's going on?

Speaker 16 (16:31):
Man?

Speaker 15 (16:32):
Yeah, I've been with my girlfriend Leslie now for three
years and overall things have been great.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
It's been nice three years.

Speaker 15 (16:38):
Leslie actually moved up here from a small town, you know,
one of those really small towns out in the middle
of nowhere. Scary to me, but yes, yeah, you know,
to be honest, it's the same for me. It's a
little odd going back because we visit often to her family,

(16:59):
and every time we go back there, I just feel
like it's going to another country or another planet or something.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's kind of nice. You really get to escape.

Speaker 15 (17:08):
Yeah, and it's not really a big deal to visit often.
I know, like I said, it's like another planet over there.
But you know, my relationship with my family's a you.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
Know, at best strain.

Speaker 15 (17:19):
So you know, I've never had a problem going back
with her as frequently as we do. But unfortunately this year,
I'm not able to go back and visit with her
on her mom's birthday. Yeah, I'm really swamped at work,
and you know, it wasn't really a huge deal. But
that's kind of where in regards to this trip and

(17:42):
me not going with her is kind of where suspicion
started creeping in.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Okay, was she upset that you couldn't go with her?

Speaker 10 (17:51):
Well, see that that's the thing.

Speaker 17 (17:52):
It actually didn't seem like she was upset that I
wasn't going with her, And you know, Reese, and you know,
I feel like she's been kind of pushing me away.

Speaker 15 (18:05):
You know, I feel like you know, she's been getting
you know, a little bit more distant from me. We've
been getting into more arguments. And you know, one thing
I've noticed and and the thing that I'm worried about
is this guy Joel.

Speaker 10 (18:25):
Well, Joel is her.

Speaker 15 (18:27):
It's her ex from you know, like her kind of
high school sweetheart, kind of guy you know, still lives
in that small town where she came from. And I've
noticed that her and Joel have been texting a lot more,
you know, recently.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
They've always been texting, you said, a lot more so
they've always been a yeah, they you know, you.

Speaker 15 (18:46):
Know, to be honest, I'm not one of those guys
that's like had a huge issue with somebody having a
friendship with an ex or you know, having that relationship ongoing.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I met Joel, you know.

Speaker 15 (18:57):
When we've gone to to you know the it. You know,
I've met the guy. You know, he seems like a
decent person and everything, but honestly has always just kind
of been or at least in my perception, like sporadic communication.
And you know, now it seems like it's.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Getting to be a lot more frequent.

Speaker 15 (19:18):
Like I noticed that, you know, you know, I'll notice
her phone will light up, you know, a lot, and
I'll see you know his name, you know, pop up,
you know, like it does on the phone. And I
noticed it's more and more, and you know, I even
asked her about it, and you know, she's gotten a
little bit defensive, like about me like checking on her
or why am I looking at her phone and and
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Okay, honestly, like.

Speaker 15 (19:40):
To put two and two together. I noticed that it's
really been since I told her that I wasn't going
that I wasn't gonna be able to make it to
the trip. And I told her mom, I wasn't going
to be able to make it. That you know, the
communication frequency you know, stepped up and they started talking more,
and like I said, I didn't really feel like she
was particularly upset I.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Wasn't going to be able to make it and I
and I did.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
I asked her about it, and like I said, she
got defensive.

Speaker 15 (20:05):
And she also said, you know, oh, no, you know,
just we were playing on meeting up with mutual friends
or we're just making you know, some friend plans and
old friends and getting together while I'm in town or
while she's in town. Rather and I don't recall any
friend group or mutual friends. I've never hung out with
her and her mutual friends in her small town, so

(20:27):
you know, honestly, I really don't know what's going on in.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
So you think maybe it like she's planning something with
him for when she's there, but you're.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Not there exactly.

Speaker 15 (20:39):
Yeah, So I thought maybe you guys could call her
from you know, just say you're our credit card company
and say she won a free travel ticket and a
free companion, and just ask her who she would pick
to be that companion.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, yeah, it's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
All right, we'll play a song come Back, and then
call her and hopefully she gives us your name and
not somebody else's.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
But we'll play a song come back and get you
to catch you seater.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Next, right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater,
if you're just joining us, Paul is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named
Leslie might be cheating. So in a second, we're about
to call her and see if we can catch her.
But first, Paul, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on
your situation.

Speaker 10 (21:15):
We've been together three years.

Speaker 15 (21:17):
I'm worried she's getting back with or in a relationship
with her ex boyfriend from high school. And I was
hoping I could just pretend to be the credit card
company and say she want a free flight and see
who she picks. Okay, And she's going back home to
visit her mom and I'm not going, and I'm worried
that she's been really texting this guy and planning on

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seeing him when I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah?
All right, man, here we go.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Well, Hi, this is Global calling for I was looking
for our card holder, Leslie.

Speaker 10 (22:02):
This is she is everything.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Okay, I'm actually calling you some good news.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Congratulations for being a card holder with us and racking
up so many points and miles in travel. You've won
a voucher for six hundred dollars in free travel for
yourself and a companion.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
Oh my god, wow, this is so cool.

Speaker 9 (22:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
So what do I do?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well, It's simple.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Your voucher will go automatically into your account online, So
the only thing that I would need would be the
name of the companion that you would take with you. Now,
I can give you some time to obviously think about that,
but unfortunately, they ask that we give them that information
ahead of time.

Speaker 16 (22:42):
You know, Oh, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, great, just the first and last name would be awesome.

Speaker 18 (22:49):
Yeah, can you make it to Joel?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yes, I can get that notated on there. Would you
like to say, send an email to this person so
that you can also give them the good news with
like a little bit of an E card type situation.

Speaker 13 (23:07):
Yeah, maybe just say that things keep getting better and
after this trip we can go back and have the talk.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I'll just read it back to you. Okay, it says
your boyfriend in three years. Paul is on the phone
right now listening to this and probably wants to know
why you got the companion ticket for Joel and are
sending Jill that message?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Wait? What did I get that?

Speaker 19 (23:34):
Right?

Speaker 10 (23:35):
Yes, Paula, Paul's Yeah, what's going.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
On, Leslie? This is the Jewbill Show.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
It's a radio show, and we do a segment where
we catch people cheating, and Paul thought you might be
able to do something.

Speaker 10 (23:49):
Yeahs I'm right, Oh my god.

Speaker 19 (23:53):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (23:54):
Okay, well, I was definitely not prepared to have this
conversation at this moment, but I guess this is where
we're at.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Hi Paul, Hi, Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 16 (24:09):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 13 (24:12):
I've been talking to my ex Joel, you know, you
know Joel.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yeah, well I know that part. I know you've been talking.

Speaker 15 (24:20):
I've talked to you about how you've been talking. But
what's going on?

Speaker 16 (24:24):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (24:24):
So we've been talking, you know, about our past.

Speaker 13 (24:27):
And the relationship and how it's never really had any
real finality or ending, and you know, and then the
conversation just kind of went into how there's still some
feelings there that we have even though you.

Speaker 18 (24:43):
Know we've broke off obviously, and that you know, what
we've been wanting in our life is really the same thing,
which is to be in that town, in our town together.

Speaker 16 (24:55):
And and have the same feature there.

Speaker 18 (24:57):
And I feel like I absolutely horrible person right now,
but I'm I mean, Paul, I'm in.

Speaker 16 (25:05):
Love with with Joel, and I've fallen back in love
with him this past month, and I really think we
want to try and make it work this time. And
so I.

Speaker 19 (25:20):
Guess my thought process was I wanted to give that
ticket to Joel so that he could come here to
us and we could all talk about it, and you know,
he could help me move my things back back home.

Speaker 10 (25:35):
Are you serious?

Speaker 15 (25:36):
I honestly, I can't believe it. You think you think
you were ready to fly him with a free companion
ticket to our house so that I would sit down
with him and shake his hand, wish you well? I
mean I can't, you know, honestly, you know I love
you and and you know we've been together three years.

(25:56):
But it's really the sneaking around that bothers me. Theh
that I got to like do a whole setup to
catch you. Like I confronted you about you texting him
and you talking to him, and obviously I knew something
was up, and you could sense something was up. And
we've been kind of, you know, at odds, and the
tension has been high. Why couldn't you just talk to me?
Why does it have to come out like this?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
This is ridiculous?

Speaker 15 (26:16):
And also, you know, thank you for doing this around
your mom's birthday for real, honestly, like this is a like,
this is a devastating thing. And you know I love
your mom to death. Okay, you know she likes me,
or at least you've told me she likes me, you know,
And and you want to put this around your mom's
birthday and more so, instead of this being a very
serious conversation about us breaking up or you moving up,

(26:39):
you're like capitalizing on the fact that I couldn't make
it to this trip. You're like seeing as like a blessing.
And I could tell, I could tell you didn't want
me there, you know. So you know, you know I
love you.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
But like you, I hear what you're saying that I
probably deserve that definite.

Speaker 15 (26:59):
I mean, honest, you deserve more than that, you know,
and you know you can text me, you could, you can,
you can reach out.

Speaker 10 (27:05):
Obviously you would get yourself.

Speaker 15 (27:06):
When I don't want to see you, I don't want
to see him.

Speaker 10 (27:08):
It's not going to be the sit.

Speaker 15 (27:09):
Down, nice hug and shake hand thing.

Speaker 11 (27:11):
You know.

Speaker 15 (27:11):
Honestly, I really hope you're happy because you're taking it
off from me.

Speaker 10 (27:17):
Okay, well we'll.

Speaker 18 (27:19):
Talk about it, and again I'm sorry that it had
to come off this.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Way, but nope, nothing to talk about it is done.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Okay, all right, Well, Paul, I'm sorry, man, so sorry.

Speaker 15 (27:33):
You tell you know what, y'all don't need to apologize.
You're the only one that needs to apologize. Thank you,
thank you. Like I said earlier, you know I was
going to be embarrassed either way, but thank you for
saving me a trip to go over there and embarrass myself. Obviously,
I'm pissed off. This is ridiculous, but you know what,
at least it's better than me flying over there being
around her family to be the guy the other man.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Don't be embarrassed, man, this sucks.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, Well, whenever this happens, we always tell somebody there
is someone out there for you.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
So don't give up, pope, man.

Speaker 15 (28:02):
Yeah, honestly, I'm not even thinking about that, right, I'm
just I'm just pissed.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
This is This hurts this honestly it hurts.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
This hurts The Jubil Shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's the Jubil Show.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Producer Brad and the Captain's share Today Jubil and Nina
are out. Victoria's here. Good morning, Victoria, Good morning, Good
morning Digital producer Gabby morning, and we have Missy Elliott tickets.
She's a climate pledge in twelve days calling number twenty
right now is gonna score. Take us to go see
Missy Elliott. End up next picked by me one of
my favorite you versus Victoria's. It's the Trivia game we

(28:37):
do every day. Yeah, at this time, you can hear Victoria.
Is she gonna win, she gonna lose. I'm the only
one in the.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Room right now that knows the outcome, Brad.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
So it's the one where I win.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You have to wait, you have to find out.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Jubil and Nina are out. It's the Jubil Show. My
name is producer Brad. We've got Victoria in here.

Speaker 10 (28:55):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
We've got digital producer Gabby. Oh, and I have picked
one of my favorite you versus Victoria's.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's a little trivia game, and we are going to
play that little trivia game.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
If you feel like you've heard it before, you have.
I just told you, Jubbilin' mean our ouse. Stop yelling
at me.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I'm stupid, You're smart.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm
the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ameras in
a game of trivia to see who gets.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
To wait tables.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
This year's Big Trivia Steak Dinner and Chicken Alaska love it.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I don't know if you want me waiting your table?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Also Sabrina Carpenter tickets and let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria James.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
What's up? James?

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (29:50):
How you doing good?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
How are you?

Speaker 20 (29:52):
I'm doing good. I'm on here. My wife wants his tickets, So.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
All right, man, happy wife, happy life. Do you think
you have what it takes to take down Victoria?

Speaker 19 (30:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I'm a little nervous.

Speaker 20 (30:02):
I got to be honest, but you know, because you
don't know what's coming your way.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
But we'll see, all right, thanks better.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Victoria is the head out of the studio. While she
does that, I'll explain the rules to you, James zun
like a weird hiccup or something happened. Here we go
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (30:26):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Here we go, James. Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
What is the longest river in the world? The Nile
who painted the ceiling of the Sistine.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Chapel Michael Angelo? What is the capital city of Australia.
Which famous scientist developed the theory of relativity?

Speaker 20 (30:44):
Einstein?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
What is the capital of China Beijing? What is the
name of the process by which plants release water vapor
into the air?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
H I should know that past Who.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Is the author of the Cat in the Hat?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Up?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
James?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Bring Victoria back into the studio. Let's get your hopes up.
But that was kind of fine.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
That was amazing. Oh all right, wild's Victoria get settled. James.
What's something you would like the world to know about
you today?

Speaker 20 (31:13):
I'll give you three things. I'm an author of my
novels being published in twenty twenty five street.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (31:20):
I grew up down the street from Metallica, and I
actually auditioned for Rick and Morty and I was actually
going to call on is Rick Sanchez, but I thought
you'd hang up on me.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Wow, that's awesome. What's your novel about.

Speaker 20 (31:31):
It's a fantasy novel, very epic. If I had to
say anything, It's a cross between Dune, Animal Farm, Tolkien
and Game of Thrones.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Wow. Is there a magic pig in it?

Speaker 10 (31:42):
There are some pigs.

Speaker 20 (31:44):
Yeah, it's actually all anthropomorphic animals. It's very different. Something
no one's ever done?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
All right, sing, well, after this, I will google that word. James.
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Cens There's many quiest
since as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and you have to beat James outright to win? James,
you want to tell her when to go?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Your time starts now? What is the longest river in
the world? Now?

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Micha Lenta.
What is the capital city of Australia Sydney, which famous
scientists developed the theory of relativity? What is the capital
of China? What is the name of the process by

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which plants release water vapor into the air?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
All?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Right, time is up?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I honestly got on so I do not know what
am I.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Going to send it over to the scoreboard and hear
how badly James beat Victoria.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Brady, Sorry you didn't get too correct.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Good job on that, but James got fine. Wow James.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Questions, congratulations, change those big words.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Obviously he won.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
You get to wait tables at this year's big Trivia
Stak Dinner and Chicken Alaska. You got to book your
own ticket, find a way to get to chicken Alaska,
and then also find the place where they're having the
steak dinner. But once you're there, dude, you go ahead
and wait tables.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
So Brina Carpenter tickets so your wife will be very happy.

Speaker 10 (33:22):
Sweet, Thank you guys. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, man, I appreciate you. Let's go over the answer
from now with those tickets, snakes.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
The longest river in the world is the Nile. Michelangelo
painted the Sistine Chapel. Canberra is the capital city of
Australia what Albert Einstein developed the theory of relativity. Beijing
is the capital of China. Transpiration is the process by
which plants release water vapor into the air brow and
then the author of the cat in the hat is

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doctor SEUs.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Seriously, I could have answered that one. Put one at
the end.

Speaker 14 (33:55):
You could have put that one before the transpiration one.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
You've never learned about that?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Learn about it.

Speaker 15 (34:04):
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Speaker 4 (34:11):
Kristen is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Cruse.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if this house why is ghosting her? And maybe get
her another date. But first, Kristen, how long has it
been since you talked to Cruz?

Speaker 21 (34:23):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (34:24):
Too? Meat?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Okay, that's a while.

Speaker 11 (34:27):
I know I should have just forgot about it, but
I don't know. This date was really good and that
he's a catch.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
So he's got a cool name. Yeah too.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
You know we didn't.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
Cruise along together, so hopefully.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
That was cute. I guess you have to have a
sense of humor about the idea of being ghosted anyway.

Speaker 10 (34:44):
Yeah, I mean it happens all the time. I was kidding.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Did you reach out to Cruz though in that time
at all to try to get a hold of him?

Speaker 11 (34:51):
Oh, definitely. I was not about to let him go.
I was like, like, hey, how are you nothing? Do
anything and didn't call me. I even then called him
and left a voicemail. I don't do that a lot,
but I left a voicemail letting him know, like, Hey,
what's going on? I thought you were going to call
me when like you wanted to hang out again and

(35:12):
then nothing.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Tell us a little bit about your date.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Well, I first actually met him at my friend's boyfriends
as a sun Twister my friend's boyfriend's softball game.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
He was a player, okay.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
And after we all went out to eat, so technically
that was the first date. You know, it went so good.
We had a second date and I don't know, I
had a great time. He was such a gentleman, opened
the door for me, was polite, really good looking call,
which is the plus.

Speaker 10 (35:45):
And I really liked him. And then all of a sudden,
just he gave me a kiss. You know.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
We had a little makeout session and then he just said,
I'll call you later and nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
What did you guys do on your date?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Though?

Speaker 5 (35:59):
So the first unofficial date was when you guys met
at the for with food, and then when you went
out together, what did you guys do?

Speaker 11 (36:07):
Well, we got pizza and beer after the game, and
then when we went out the second time, we went
mini golfing like glow in the Dark ones, you know, yeah,
so much. But my teeth are really bright, you know,
so I thought I was going great. I might only
use a little too much tongue. I was trying to
hold back. But like what it is, It's like, did

(36:30):
you do this wrong?

Speaker 10 (36:30):
Did you do that wrong? Did I do did I
do that you start thinking it's you, And then I'm like,
did I use too much tung? Did you not use
too much time on.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
The first day?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
What is the I like to use the side, the
left side, because that's my dominant side, but I will
not use the right side on a first date. So
I just you know, I don't get a lot of
calls back though.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
So you only like stick your tongue one side of.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
The Yeah, yeah, anything? Can you think of anything awkward?
I mean, is it only the don so funny?

Speaker 10 (36:59):
I can't get over you just said? Will give you adult.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Trying to figure it out?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
And yeah, not enough people can handle it.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
It's on the left side. Like, no, I can't think
of anything. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (37:14):
I just felt like we had a great time and
then all of a sudden, I don't know if like
someone I don't know.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
That's why I'm calling you, guys. I have no idea
because I thought we had a great time.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
We had a great session, you know, makeout session, like
I said, But there was.

Speaker 10 (37:26):
One thing that I guess did happen?

Speaker 11 (37:28):
His eyes saw someone that came in and I kind
of just like started kissing him really quick to hide
my face.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
What do you mean by that, Well, like, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (37:37):
I just don't want them to see me. I'm a
private person. I just don't want them to see me
out with.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
People, Oh like somebody you recognize?

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (37:46):
So I just like quickly tried to, like, you know,
kissed him and I told him like jokingly, like huh,
I'm just trying to hide away from someone.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
And I don't know if that was weird to him,
that is something that happened.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay, we'll try to figure it out for you.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
A play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you another data Right, all right, cool play,
So come back, get your first day follow up.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Next. In the middle of.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Today's first date follow up, and if you're just joining us,
Kristen is on the phone.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
She's getting ghosted by a guy named Cruz.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
So we're about to call him and see if he
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date.
But before we do that, Kristen, why don't you catch
everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 12 (38:24):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Yeah, So I pretty much went on a first date
with the guy that I met at my friend's softball game,
and then we had a great time with mini golfing.
At the end of it, we had a good makeout session.
But before that, I did see someone kind of come
in that I knew, and I tried to hide by
making out with him.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
I don't know if that threw him off. I just
didn't want them to like see my face. So I
don't know. I don't know if that's the reason why
he's ghosting me, But I thought we had a great time.

Speaker 11 (38:51):
He's a gentleman, chucked all my bosses, so I kind
of want to see what's going on.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
All right? You ready for us to call him? I guess, so, yeah,
let's do it. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Hi, I'm a expect the cruise. Please this Hey Cruz,
how are you? My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Hi Cruz, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 10 (39:28):
Hey. I listen to you guys.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Oh sweet, Well now you're on the show.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Oh wow, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well? If you listen to us, have you heard a
first date follow up before?

Speaker 17 (39:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (39:39):
I have?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Oh okay, is that what this is? Yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
So you're ghosting somebody and they emailed us to get
a hold of you and find out why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Do you know who would email us?

Speaker 10 (39:50):
I got an idea.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Is it Kristin?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Yes, it is. Kristen answered the first question correctly. Now
the other question is do you mind telling us why
you're ghostinger?

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
First of all, she seemed like a great person. She
was really really cool. The date was great, like we
hit it off and it just got a little shady. Yeah,
it was. It was really suspicious. So we met up
at softball. I play softball with a friend of mine
who knows her, and so you know, they were out

(40:23):
and we kind of hung out afterwards and hit it
off like we were talking to chatty. It was great,
so we actually went out went out, so I took
her mini golfing, which I think is a good way
to kind of get to know people, and we walked
on the beach wanted to see sunset at the park.
You know, like it was really nice and romantic and
she was really cool. But then at the parking lot
when we're mini golf, like she just attacks me, like

(40:45):
like starts making out with me. Like it forcefully, so
it kind of threw me off. It wasn't that sweet,
like you know, kind of get nose to nose and
you're gonna get that first kiss, like it was right there,
and I was like, what was that. She goes, oh,
I just saw somebody I knew. I just wanted to
I don't want them to see me. And I'm like,
are you embarrassed by me? Are you embarrassed to be
out with me?

Speaker 15 (41:04):
No?

Speaker 6 (41:04):
I just want people in my business. That doesn't make
sense to me that you would make out with me
so that they wouldn't be in your business, Like now
you're giving them something to talk about. It was a
little odd. So I went and talked to my friends
and I was like, yeah, I went out, and they're like,
how to go? And I was like, oh, it went great.
It just she did this weird thing and they're like, yeah,
she's kind of she's kind of addicted to drama. And

(41:26):
I'm like what, Yeah, she she kind of does that,
like like her baby daddy is is pretty mean and
kind of bad news. But she keeps calling them over
like they're always involved and all they do is fight
in public. And I'm like, I'm sorry, hold on, she
didn't have kids, and they're like, no, no, no, she's she's pregnant. Now.
Oh yeah, see that reaction. That was my reaction. I said,

(41:48):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (41:49):
What, well, yeah, pregnant, Ruth, I'm allowed to date that
you can't date I'm pregnant.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Oh God, that should be listening.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yes, that is Kristen. She's on the phone and has
been listening this whole time.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Hey, well you don't.

Speaker 16 (42:07):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Yeah, my side is the truth. You didn't tell me
that you were pregnant.

Speaker 11 (42:13):
So you're hating on a woman that's pregnant and saying
she can't date. Is that what you're telling me right now?

Speaker 6 (42:18):
See, you'll see that drama. That's the drama. That's the
drama right there. See you're you're putting no, no, no, you're
putting words into my mouth. I don't want to be
part of that drama. I don't want. You need to
tell me up front if you're pregnant. That's not something
that I should find out.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
That letter telling you that I'm pregnant right away? Like
kind nice to Mitia. I'm Christian and I'm pregnant. How
you doing? What do you want to eat?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
No, Well when do you think that?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Is that something you thought that you were going to
tell them at some point Kristin.

Speaker 10 (42:47):
Of course, Well maybe I'm showing.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Okay, listen, listen, hey you do you. I'm not gonna
I'm not judging you for anything. You do your thing.

Speaker 11 (42:58):
I'm just saying, that's not until you first off, it
was a first date.

Speaker 10 (43:02):
Now your business until maybe two months.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (43:05):
So if I sorry, you kept.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Saying it was our second date.

Speaker 10 (43:08):
You've corrected me on that.

Speaker 11 (43:10):
So I'm trying to go on the same page you're
on because you're like, not technically our first date. So
I'm telling you right now is our second date. But
you said before it was our first, So it's our
first because you want to count it as our first,
because you don't count the fear and peace as well.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
I mean, we can change. You can change the verbiage. Now,
you can say our last date. That's that's how.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
I don't want to get up. I don't want can't
man up?

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (43:35):
Can't man up? You're not you want to sign my
grave like a my dad or something like okay, I'm pregnant.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
D You're not mad you're pregnant, that you're actually the
opposite of dead.

Speaker 11 (43:51):
You've got more life in you.

Speaker 6 (43:54):
I know, I don't way to get it out, and
you've cheated it in many golf.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
All right, Hey, well I have to ask the question, Cruise,
would you like another day with Kristin?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Will pay for it?

Speaker 6 (44:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Okay, Kristin, I'm sorry. No second day congounds on your baby.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
Though, yeah, thank you. I'm definitely not naming him.

Speaker 11 (44:22):
Jeuble's first day follow up in Another Life Before I died,
they were probably like, oh, do you want to be
pretty or do you want to be sane in your
next life?

Speaker 10 (44:29):
I think it's pretty obvious which one that I chose.
I'm insanely pretty.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Show and researchers have figured out one of life's biggest questions,
something that humans have been trying to figure out since
the beginning of time.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh, and that question is how to know.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
If a man is good in the bedroom based on
how they are outside of the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Ye, lots of research.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Surprise, fellas having a huge, jacked up truck is not
on the list.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Shocker.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
But we'll tell you what is coming up after this.
It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 21 (45:01):
Sometimes I'm like where did you don't go wrong? When
did I lose my mind and go and say twenty
was it twenty twenty? Could know it was twenty nineteen,
twenty eighteen. I was insane then too, was it twenty fifteen?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
And I was still mad?

Speaker 15 (45:13):
Crazy?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Oh maybe I've just always been bad.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Show own it.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
And you know how it is, you meet someone new,
and then it's hard to listen to what they're saying
because the whole time you're like, I know this is important,
and this meeting could be big for my career, and
this is the first time I met the CEO of
this company. But all I can think about is I
wonder how he.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Is in the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I mean, I see how he is in the boardroom,
but I cannot stop thinking about that, you know, and
then before you know, if the meeting's over and you
don't know a single word.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
That was said, you've all been there, Jewel the show.
He's in our imagination anyway.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Researchers have just released a study on how you can
tell if a man is good in the bedroom based
on how they are outside of the bedroom.

Speaker 19 (45:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
I have a theory about this too, so I'm interested
to see what they say.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
What you're before we get into it.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
We'll go over the list in a second of ways
that you can tell a guy is good in the bedroom,
just based on how they are out in the actual world.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Right, what's your theory?

Speaker 10 (46:07):
You know?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
For me, it's how they drink their beer. Why, yes,
how they drink their beer. First, if it's a bottle,
it's how they're holding their beer and how they take
their SIPs because it's a savoring thing. Or maybe it's
not beer. Maybe it's a drink not water. That's different
because that's admission to just drink water. But there's something
about how they drink their beer, like a craft beer,
like are you savoring it? Are you pounding it? Are
you licking your lips? Are you holding the glass? What

(46:28):
are your fingers doing? And where is your hand moving?
There's a whole like science how it's being consumed.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
And then you could be like if I was that beer,
would I enjoy this? And you've managed way too much,
you guys drinking beer.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
You know, it's officially the creepy middle aged, you know,
setting your corner just looking at everybody drinking beer, just
like you know what.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
You laugh and you say that, but ladies, if you
pay attention to this, you will see that there is
some truth to my theory.

Speaker 14 (46:56):
Yeah, but then they're gonna think I'm creepy so that
I'm never gonna make it to bed.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
That's not my fault. If you were creepily watching, you
gotta have game too. Also, mostly guys don't care. Yeah,
they don't. They're like and their friends are like, Yeah,
she looks kind of murdery. Doesn't matter. I think I
can get lucky.

Speaker 10 (47:09):
Yeah, trying to murdered by what a way to die.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
What a researcher said about the way you can tell
how a guy is in the bedroom based on how
they are outside of the bedroom. The top few things
they said are he talks with his hands.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Like a lot of hand movements, like a hand.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Puppets and things like that. I don't think that, Victoria.
You know a lot of gestures.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, I don't meet my friend mister knuckles.

Speaker 9 (47:38):
That's how you know you never want to sleep with
that guy. Ever, you know now that I meet the one,
his hand like ory is gonna be your test. You're
gonna do some field work. She walks up to a guy,
How good are you at hand puppins. Yeah tell me now.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, this guy that talks with his hands a bunch,
not using hand puppets is usually a sign that they're
good in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
I wouldn't say that though, because I think sometimes if
you're like flailing your hands in too animated, that's just
kind of signals like trying too hard or like boastfuller.

Speaker 14 (48:19):
Yeah, you're so excited you like to tease your hands.
You know, you know what that also means quick.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
As a guy who's really good in bed, I will
say there is a middle ground.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
There's a middle ground you have to find with the
hand speaking with a hand puppet right now, so you
know it's true.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
About people this ship.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Another sign that scientists say he's a televan is good
in the bedroom is he's not in a rush, so
he's like takes his time. I guess which would make
sense how that would relate to the bedroom. The slow dudes,
you want to really take this one down heart. You
are very slow to I am like, I don't rush ever,
you know, and take his time, And I will walk

(49:06):
through the park very slow, and I will do hand
puppecks in public.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I don't care. People can think I'm weird or whatever.
I want to do a hand right now.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Another way that you can tell if a guy is
good in the bedroom or not he makes serious, intense
eye contact with you.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I don't know if I'm sure not. I just like it.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
The eye contact game is a weird little tap dance
you have to do because you can also do the
eye contact for too long. Yeah no, and then it's like, yeah,
he goes from being sultry to just awkward and creepy.

Speaker 14 (49:43):
But you in where to look, so you're also just
like looking around the room and he thinks you're not
paying atention.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
This is really funny because Nina and Victoria is so
different in this way, because I feel like if anyone
looks at Victoria's she's like, I gotta go.

Speaker 13 (49:53):
I'm going to hide.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Everything, And if you look at Nina, She's like, I'm
looking back, Let's play the game. It's very That is
very true.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Another way they say you can tell that a man
is good in the bedroom outside of the bedroom is
if he pays attention to your feelings.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Ah, that's sweet.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Yeah and Victoria.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Are just like yeah, which that existed, right, so we
live in a fantasy world.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
That's a hand puppet.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? There is no jewel,
There is no Nina. I'm producer Brad Victoria. Tell us
what is going on in the world.

Speaker 14 (50:31):
Well, guys, Nike has a new shoe that's massaging your feet.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yes, what while you walk like it's just like.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Not that sound either, Brad?

Speaker 14 (50:44):
All right, No, Niken hyper Hype Rice teamed up and
I've introduced a new wearable technology aimed for massaging and
supporting athletes.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Feats embodies, feet embodies.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Athlete feats and body that one. What if you're not
an athlete? Are you still allowed to purchase these? Or
to the IDU and checked for metals?

Speaker 14 (51:04):
I mean, you can still get it if you want.
They're more like boots, though they're not necessarily shoes, so
they're kind.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Of like boots.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
They remind me of moon boots.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
No what hugs?

Speaker 11 (51:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yes, Actually it's like us snow boots. Oh my gosh,
that's what I was thinking of. Not ugs, but.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Snow boots are like moon boots. You haven't seen moon boots.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I actually don't know what a moon boot.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
We're done here, look it up.

Speaker 14 (51:26):
Okay, Well, these boots will feature heat and dynamic air
compression air massages, so delivering warmth and targeted pressure to
enhance recovery.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
This reminds me.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I went to a movie over the weekend, Inside Out
Too so good, and I sat in a d box seat,
which is a seat that moves and vibrates.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I've always wanted to try one of those.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Cool IOUs when I left a lot of movement.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
You can turn it up and down.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I didn't realize that until like the last twenty minutes. Okay,
movie right, great movie, it's cute. Almost had a panic attack.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Oh, so'll add that that little person next. Okay, well,
moving on. Zach Efron is getting compared to human Shrek.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Human Trek.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I'm trying to picture human Shreck. Yes, oh he's kind
of like Okay, I know human Shrek a big jaw.

Speaker 10 (52:09):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (52:09):
When in the third movie of Shrek he turns into
a human, I believe it's He's In a viral TikTok
video they compared a recent picture of zac Efron to
the adult version of human Shrek. He has a responded,
but people are leaving in the comments like who's gonna
tell Zach that they're people outside is swamp or adult
Trek is kind of a hot and.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Honestly, and I thought the same thing when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I don't think it's a bad comparison.

Speaker 14 (52:31):
Like if you never thought Shrek was hot when he
turned into an adult, like, oh my god, Like I
agree this rock Shrek can get it.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Both Victoria and Gabby mean human Shrek because he was
already an adult the entire time.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Oh that is true.

Speaker 14 (52:43):
Yeah, well, guys, I do love drama, mostly when it
has nothing to do with me, And there are drama
beefs going on right now, especially between zac Efron zac Efron,
Zach Bryan, and Walker Hayes.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I don't know who either of those people are.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
They're country artists.

Speaker 14 (52:59):
Okay, there as that, As Brad said earlier, rich fans
people fighting.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, so rich people are are yelling at each other.

Speaker 14 (53:06):
Exactly it f you'd start Twitter or I guess now
it's called X. But apparently Zach Bryan posted to the
platform imagine being radio whoever that is hearing shake the
Frost for this first time, Like no, no, no, let's go
with the Applebee song, which is Walker Hayes song. So
then he chimed in saying, big shout to radio for
playing that that Applebee song, Zach and Tyler praying y'all's

(53:28):
continued success.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
It kind of sounds like a pointless view to be
honest with you, like a random thing you wanted to host.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Twitter sounds like a feud, or if they're just admitting
country music sounds like the apple Bee's jingles.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Well, no, because Walker has made this an Applebee's song.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
There's a song.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
There's like a really popular song. It was all over TikTok.

Speaker 9 (53:46):
It was all over TikTok and Instagram and people were
doing like a little dance to it, and it mentioned
like how they go to Applebee's.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (53:55):
It is an interesting song, not one of my favorites personally,
but also like why you gotta hate on someone else's song? Yeah,
that's silly, Hey, it's just gonna hate anyways.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
That's Victorious what's trending?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
No, no, no, it's Nina's what's trending. I'm Victoria and I'm Victoria,
So just STUPI again.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Okay, just say it's Nina's what's trending and I'm Victoria okay.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
And that's Nina's trending, But I'm Victoria.

Speaker 10 (54:23):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I don't know how good this is, but it is
a secret. Okay.

Speaker 15 (54:33):
So I got this lady at work. There's a lady
I work.

Speaker 16 (54:36):
With who makes cupcakes, and so I would.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Eat them all the time and I'd be like, okay,
cool old.

Speaker 11 (54:42):
And they hired another lady who makes these cupcakes.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Are out of this world.

Speaker 20 (54:46):
They're like cupcakes more worthy.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
Oh so I.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Stopped eating the other lady's cupcakes, and I hate the new.

Speaker 15 (54:52):
Girls cupcakes his cupcake coat.

Speaker 16 (54:56):
Yeah, but then I kind of feel bad for the
other ladies, so I'll use go to.

Speaker 15 (55:00):
Her guest, take a cupcake or chew, walk out of
the room, linck the frosting off, and then.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Throw them away.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Well, congratulations, you have the most innocent No, it's good.
You have the most innocent dirty little secret we've ever had,
but also sounds like the dirtiest Yes, I know right,
I feel.

Speaker 15 (55:20):
Bad every time I do it, but you know, i'd
like to chocolates.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And it just gets even E've been more innocent and
dirty at the same time, you can keep your hands
off those cupcakes.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Right, thank you, right, thank you for your dirty little secret.
Thank you for having me. Yeah, I have a good one. Hello, Hello, Hey,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 10 (55:44):
I have two little dirty little secrets.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Oh, lovely, let's hear him.

Speaker 10 (55:50):
Okay.

Speaker 22 (55:51):
The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five,
I was getting married and his girlfriend at the time
they broke up, she kept like, make me feel uncomfortable,
you know, like she wanted him back. Sure, so I
wrote a letter to him to his house in her name,

(56:12):
stating that she was not going to be with him anymore,
that she was getting married and.

Speaker 10 (56:17):
To leave her alone. What he said, well, let's get married.

Speaker 22 (56:28):
And so we got married, and we stayed married until
two thousand and five.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
He got neck and throat cancer.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Oh I'm sorry to hear.

Speaker 10 (56:38):
That two years old.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Well, two gratulations on the marriage that long? You know
it doesn't happen, and obviously you know it's a sad
story at the end, but.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Sure, but you got yes, I did, woman.

Speaker 10 (56:53):
And my second one is I love love, love.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
To smell manure.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
I love it all right, you know what, I'm kind
of with you on that last one. Whenever I drive
through like a place that I don't know why, I
just I take big whiffs.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Sometimes I'll roll down the window.

Speaker 22 (57:08):
Even I love listening to you, I'll show your pride
are just out of this world.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I waf out loud.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Okay, thank you very much, appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
If you need to go manure, say we'll go with you.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
If you ever need someone to just walk around a
field of cows with you, I'm down.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Have a good day, happening to b what's your turney
little singer and

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