Questionable ways to get out of a date

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And people are like, do you think before you speak?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm like, no, I'm literally so excited to see what's
going to come out of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Like, I'm just as surprised as you are. I have
no idea what I'm going to say, Victorio, be very careful. Oh.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I don't know if you realize this or not, but
this is the time of year that something is lurking
around every corner waiting to attack.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Nervous?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
We can't do Sharklett's like the thing I'm scared about
this summer wedding season.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Bride and goom zillas are everywhere, and there's a trend
going viral right now of people sharing the times that
bride and grooms have completely forgot about human decency when
planning their wedding. Also call us right now eight eight
eight three four three one eight eight eight three four
three one O six one if you've got a wedding
zilla story, and we'll go over them next. So if

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you're not invited to a summer wedding this year, you
can breathe a sigh of relief.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I am.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Do you hear that off in the distance, that's the
sound of a bridezilla angriter bride'smaids for not bowing properly
to her at a rehearsal dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm feeling a little siggered.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's the Jewbil Show and summer wedding season is in
full swing, and you know what that means. Bride and
Groomzilla's everywhere and the list is going viral of people
sharing the time that brides and grooms have completely forgot
human decency when planning their wedding. Call us if you
have a story of a wedding zilla, and we'll go
over the list right now. Calls up eighty eight three

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four three one. You can also text it in four
to one oh six one. But one person said the
person thought it was reasonable to ask their friend to
make a wedding cake for free. Whoa that I've asked
my friend to make a wedding cake for me for
seventy five plus people, and she's come back asking if
I'm contributing to the cost of the cake. It's going
to cost her three hundred dollars to make it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
He says, is they're expensive? I still think it's kind
of reasonable to ask somebody to make you a cake.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
And if you've got a free You've got a friend
that is a cake maker, and that could be their
gift to you for your wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't think that's on recently, three hundred dollars gift.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I was thinking of just doing like a fifty dollars
towards her.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Money a gift card.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Okay, well, another expectations till I get married, guys.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Another person got a text message from a friend saying,
I know this is so last minute, but would you
like to come to our wedding Saturday if you're free.
We had you and your hobby on the B list, oh,
simply because we had so many family members to invite
and wanted to keep our number low. But now you've
had so many people back out this week. Wonder why
we'd love to have you here?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Sure tell me?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Would you go though?

Speaker 6 (03:05):
If you got that message from somebody and they're like,
you're on the B list, do you show up to
that wedding anyway?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Only because I'd have some things to say in the
moment of silence. I mean, it's still going to be
open bar and.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
No chances are this wedding was not free at all.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
They tried to pay the mission.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
But I would definitely go and I would be an
absolute monster. I would be an absolute B level monster
wedding gascilla. Yeah, degraded d lists right, are sharing me again?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
The times that bride and grooms have completely lost human
decency when planning their wedding calls up eighty eight three
four three one six one text in four one six one.
Hey Natalie, Yes, so are you good? Did you forget
human decency when planning your wedding or was it a
friend of yours?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I can admit I did you did?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (03:54):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Would you do?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (03:57):
You really want to hear this?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (03:59):
So I became the ultimate Bridezilla on my wedding due
to so many reasons. I'll just share some with you.
But first, okay, let's first, let's talk about the dresses. Okay,
Like I'm a perfectionist. I need everything to be identical
or you're.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Just not going to be.

Speaker 10 (04:15):
And so I was the one who ordered the Bridesmace dress,
and I love like my dream was to marry and
white me and the girls lavender.

Speaker 9 (04:25):
Okay, that's my color my wedding.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
And so when their dresses came into these girls all
showed up. I looked at one of them. I'm like, wait,
that's not the same color as the rest of the girls.
What's going on? Later on I figure out, you know,
it was a manufacturer's fault, not hurt fault.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
But I don't care.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
Did you let her be in the wedding.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
In the wedding because she had a different color of lavender,
different shape?

Speaker 10 (04:48):
Yeah, because the photos would it looked horrible.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It would have been an eyeboard.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Are you booted her?

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Did she get to at least sit in the stands
and watch your wedding.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
The audience?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
So nice of you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
There's something about these dresses, though, the bridesmaid's dresses that
really gets the brides gone. So you guys all know
my friend Bly, right, So I have this friend Bly.
She got married in Mexico and I was a bridesmaid
in her wedding, and she thought she was doing us
all a favor because she found these dresses that were
pretty cheap. It was like twenty five bucks. A person like,
oh my gosh, thank you so much. But to her point,
if all of the dresses weren't the same, she started

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to freak out. Well, I was the tallest of her bridesmaids.
This dress was short, my butt was hanging out, and
I was like, why I can't wear this? And I
lived in another state at the time. I was like,
this isn't gonna happen, like you want everybody to see
my But she's like, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
You have to have the same dresses everybody else.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
It doesn't matter. Just don't talk to me about it
right now. This is fine, It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 11 (05:50):
I was like, whoa, Okay, gave them a show.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
She asked for it.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Nobody's attention to you on your wedding day.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You need to do it.

Speaker 12 (06:04):
We're going over a thread going viral, people sharing the
times that brides and grooms have completely lost human decency
when planning their wedding, and one person said that somebody
got a text message from their friends saying, if you
feel the need to use my wedding invitation as a
coaster for your ice coffee, don't be surprised when I

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remove you from the wedding.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
You cannot respect me anymore than that. I don't want
you there.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Even see it.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
You're going over to everybody everybody's house to check, peering
in their windows, Like what is that under that that
ice coffee our wedding invitation.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
That'll be on the bridge magnet.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Tell me you spent too much on your wedding invitations
without telling you.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Another person said that they went on Facebook to ask
for help when her sister got an arm tattooed the
week before the wedding. She wanted to find somebody who
could remove it because she didn't want her sister's tattoo in.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
The wedding picture.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
I mean, we laugh at this stuff, but do you
think that when the time comes, I'm gonna direct this
at Victoria because I already know what Brad and do
when the time comes. How important is it to you
for these pictures to be so perfect that everybody's completely uniform.

Speaker 13 (07:25):
I mean, I kind of want a pretty picture, so like,
I feel like I would want them to all be
the same.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
If someone gets a tattoo, I'm gonna be like, girl,
what are you doing? But it's fine, Like I'm not gonna.

Speaker 13 (07:34):
Make them get it removed, but I would like everyone
dressed nice and the same thing.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Oh my god, I forgot another time I got yelled out.
I got a Brazilian blowout.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
A Brazilian blowout it's a hair thing, but it doesn't
sound like.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
I was a bride man in another wedding and I
got a Brazilian blowout the day before the wedding, and
I showed up to meet up with everybody to get
our makeup done, and she starts like freaking out.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
What did you do? It's another jubile phone frame day
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Hello, it's a great day of insurance. This is Pete Eakins.
I was looking for Nicky. Yes, hey, Nichols, how are you?
Can I call you?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Nichols?

Speaker 9 (08:27):
I'm probably not okay.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, so I understand you've had a little fender bender
and you've been trying to follo acclaim with us.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
That's why I'm calling you back.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (08:36):
I've actually called you guys like four or five times now.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh my, oh my, stop.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Excuse me, Nikki.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I am so sorry about that.
You ever have coworkers that like to have a little
too much fun in the office. I got a co
worker named James. He's a couple of desks down from me,
and he had just you know, he messaged back and
forth here and right in the middle of you saying something.
He sent me a hilarious dad joke and I'm sorry.

(09:09):
It cracked me up and I'm oh my gosh, you
want to hear it?

Speaker 10 (09:13):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Maybe if you okay, I'll tell your job I only.

Speaker 9 (09:17):
No, I don't want to hear your doke.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Okay, I'm about to tell you. What does a baby
computer call?

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't want to hear your joke.

Speaker 14 (09:25):
Please just tell me what's going on with my insurance
and my payback from the fender bender I got in?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Gotcha? Okay, real quick though, got a question for you. Okay,
what does a baby computer call his father?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
No? Dude? What dada?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
That's the joke he sent me.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Are you all right? So sorry about that? Okay, So
what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
You called me?

Speaker 9 (09:52):
The problem is the fender bender I got in. I
haven't gotten my money back.

Speaker 11 (09:58):
James.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I'm trying to can call here? Oh are you nicky?
I'm so sorry about that. It happened again right when
you started talking. James over there sent me another message
with God, this is a doozy. I love a good
dad joke.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Don't you dude?

Speaker 9 (10:17):
What You're wasting my time? What's going on to fling
shirts like I don't give a fuck about your dad
jokes and your bolly.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
You're just trying to lighten the mood a little bit. Well,
you know I'm not. It's not me coming up, it's
James over there. You want to talk to James. Tell
them to stop. I'm sorry. We have too much fun
in this office. Hey, what insurance company are you currently with?
I know we're the insurance company for the person that
were ended you.

Speaker 14 (10:40):
You're asking me what kind of insurance I'm under?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, because I was thinking you could switch over to us.
We have fun here.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
Wait now you're trying to get me a switch. You
guys sound like a bunch of idiots.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Wh would I want to twitch?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, I'm just saying we have fun over here. Okay,
back to business.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
All right. I just found out I'm colorblind? Did you
know that?

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Why are you telling me this?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I was just telling you because I found out the
news came out of purple instead of the blue.

Speaker 9 (11:11):
Okay, you know what I'm done with this? This is ridiculous.
I need to speak to like a manager or something.
I don't understand why I haven't got my money. This
was four months ago.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
This is insane.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Okay, I'll give you to my manager. I can tell
you're upset. I'm so sorry about this, if you can. Yeah,
did not share the dad joke thing with him because
I don't think he'd be happy with me.

Speaker 10 (11:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
I'm telling him absolutely everything about how terrible it.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
Are you kidding me? Why would I keep my mouth shut?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Well, I just figured to you now, since we were
having a good time together, you could throw me a
bone because this is the third time this weekness has happened.

Speaker 14 (11:46):
Wait, wait, this is a third time to speak someone
about for a manager.

Speaker 9 (11:50):
Doesn't that tell you something about how.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
Poor of a job you're doing it at your job?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Like, don't you feel stupid?

Speaker 9 (11:56):
Get me your manager right now?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Okay, well, I'll I'll see if he's available at.

Speaker 14 (12:01):
The time I'm done talking to this manager. I want
you to know it's going to be out of a job.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
No, it's a joke.

Speaker 9 (12:15):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
He said that you've been frustrated with the insurance companies,
and he wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
Oh my god, I'm going to kill it.

Speaker 14 (12:26):
Honestly, this didn't shock me at all because it's been
such a cat and mouse game with this insurance company.
Like I wouldn't be surprised if that's really how they act.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, It time
for Nina's what's trending, Well, it looks like women are
dominating a field that was previously dominated by men.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Nice. And what we're talking about is the grill master.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Oh, it is summertime, but fifty three percent of women
believe that they are the real unsung heroes when it
comes to grilling.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Wow, oh, I know, I kind of love this too.
Is it because all the work in grilling is really
done in prep?

Speaker 6 (13:02):
That is actually a very good point, serious, because of
the flavor and stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I don't know. Maybe it's just because they're out there
doing it. It's not just a man's I.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Also don't understand why that's such a man the grill.
It's like, hey, bro, you're still cooking.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Kitchen in the.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Kitchen, I only cook on the grill. You're still cooking,
and you're probably wearing an apron.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Love the meat.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Well, women are looking for like a cute apron that
you're looking for, also a cute apron to you because
it's fine.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
It does have all kinds of accessories, so you are
yourself with all the toys you have.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
My utensils are a toolbill.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, and then you go sit on the couch and
watch some NFL, which is basically a soap opera.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Meanwhile, the women are doing it now and they're making
it pretty and you're eating it good.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Honestly, I can imagine they'd be so much better because
if they do in that home, have the role of
cooking most of the time, all the prep working, cook
it like really it's all about prep work, they would.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Be so much better. The easiest part of grilling is
putting it on the grill, putting it on the app
right like.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
In most in my family, the women are prepping everything
and then the guys taking up to the ground and
act like they're cool. And I'm sitting there like I'm
just gonna eat some MARINATEA hit me, but you've cooked.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
I gotta be honest. I can kill it on the
girl because of my dad. But he was the man
that taught me but now I've taken over, so proud Nina. Yeah,
So then we'll move on to more food to Poultle
is offering favorite meals of Olympic athletes and they come
wrapped in a gold in gold foil, so you can
get the Golden burrito. But it's kind of interesting when

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they start to describe what these are because we're celebrating
the Paris Olympics that kick off this month, but they're
like some of the athletes. For example, Anthony Edwards is
a soccer star and he likes to get a bowl
that can that features meats, rice, salsa, and other toppings.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Isn't that what everybody? Everybody he gets a bowl from.

Speaker 11 (15:08):
Sometimes it's chicken and sometimes so basically anything you get there,
you're eating like an Olympic athlete that I do Victoria.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You know what it is.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
It's their way of giving you things that aren't customizable.
They say, oh, you want the what's his name? You
want the Adams soccer player? One cool Anthony Edwards.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Adams soccer if they wanted to. This is a sponsor
an event like the sprinters. Oh he's basketball, he has me.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
The runs every time.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
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(16:02):
so now it's like one of those things where all
of the celebrities are wearing these.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Shoes that look like socks. Cool like Rihanna recently did it.

Speaker 13 (16:09):
But do you also wear socks like bass layer and
then the shoe sock or no?

Speaker 6 (16:15):
They look like socks, Like it's not even like, what
are those water shoes that you wear?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
What are they called again? Water and stock or not
for socks?

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Chacosh okay coaches, Yeah, something like that. So they're kind
of like that, but not for Walter.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I love it. Isn't that the company that made the
individual toe shoes shoes had a friend who had that
And how many are you wearing socks right now with
individual toes?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
No, but they have the shoes that look like that too,
and some people are running in those because it's supposed
to be better for that.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah, I want SOX shoes because I'm tired of tying shoes,
tying and untying shoes and then putting them on.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Shoes.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah, everything in studio, So that's just exhausting.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well, when you will get some, just know that it's
a synonymous with luxury, luxury and laziness. Yeah, that's what's trending.

Speaker 15 (17:11):
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Speaker 4 (17:18):
Josh is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
Meredith that he recently went on a date with. We're
gonna call her pretty soon and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him. But first, Josh, how long
has it been since you heard from Meredith?

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah, it's it's been about a week.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Yeah, that's usually a sign. So how did you meet Meredith?
Can you tell us about the date?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah, you know, we met at a club. She was
with her friends, and I saw her coming off the
dance floor and I just knew I wanted to talk
to her.

Speaker 14 (17:50):
You know.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, she was just you know, she was absolutely gorgeous,
and you know, she was with some of her friends.
I was with some of my friends and we ended
up to spitting at the bar and talking all night.
It was great.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Oh that's cool. Okay, So was that the date?

Speaker 5 (18:05):
And no, I mean we actually, you know, we we
were my friends left and we were leaving the club
and she said she lived close by, so you know,
I actually I went home with her and we had
a super great night.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Oh so that part was, so did you guys like
hook up what? I don't know what base did you
get too?

Speaker 10 (18:24):
La?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It was funny?

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, I mean we you know, we we did. We
were we were kissing and and it just it just
happened and it was just a great night.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Okay, honys, you don't want to spill too many of
the deeps, which is respectable, But could that.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Have been all she was looking for, just like a
quick hookup?

Speaker 5 (18:45):
I mean, I I hope not. You know, I thought
we had a really good connection, you know, I mean
she was, you know, obviously gorgeous, like model hot, and
I just thought we had a great conversation, and you know,
she was one of those people that kind of knows
everything about everything, and that just you know, kind of
turned me on even more.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Okay. So yeah, all right, So why do you think
she might be ghosting again?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
You know, honestly, I think it might be because we
slept together so quickly, you know, and maybe she did
just want a one night stand and that was it.
You know. I've had a few of those and they
are what they are. But she was just more than
that to me. So I don't like that I'm getting ghosted.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Did you feel like she was into it too? Like,
was there ever a moment where you started to feel
like maybe she was pulling away?

Speaker 5 (19:39):
I mean, I don't think so. I thought we had
a great night, you know, And I think the fact
that she hooked up with me, I mean I was
feeling like everything was.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Going well, and maybe she thought you were only interested
in one assume maybe it just wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
First time you're always on there to the eagle, so
it's not it's got a testament to yourself usually not
that good, all.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Right, I'm obviously hoping it's not that. Yeah, you could
it be.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
That's why I know how much no matter how long
I'm with someone, Alwa was like, let's pretend like it's
our first time, so that if it's bad, I can
be like it was our first time. Yeah, we were
pretending to be as our first time.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
That's why. All right, Josh, we'll see we can figure
it out for you.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Plus I'll come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you another date.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Okay, all right, thanks so much, guys.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Right in the middle of the first day follow up,
and if you're just joining us, Josh is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Meredith. We're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Josh,
why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Meredith.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, I mean it was a great day. I met
her at the club, we talked at the bar all night,
and you know, we actually ended up hooking up. And
I think that actually might be why she's ghosting me,
is because we hooked up so quickly. But I had
a great night and it's been over a week, so
I'm really hoping you guys can figure this out.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Ready for us to call her?

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Okay, here we go. Hello, I may speak to Meredith please.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Hey Meredith, how are you.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
My name is Jubel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. H'm Meredith, the whole show's here.

Speaker 8 (21:33):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
My name is Nina no Way.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yeah, I know you guys sweet.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
We did get an email about you from a guy
named Josh.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Oh. Okay, so you.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Know, we do the first day follow up where if
you go out on a date with someone and then
you ghost them, that person can have us get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. Josh says,
he's been trying to get a hold of you for
like a week and you haven't gotten back to him.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, do you mind telling us why.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
So that night that we met, it was pretty good.

Speaker 16 (22:05):
You know, he seemed really nice and he actually listened
instead of just like waiting to talk you know, next thing,
you know, and and he's really hot, and so you know,
I kind of just decided that I wanted to take
him home. I don't do that a whole lot, but
it just seemed kind of right, Like we just we
clicked really well. And when we were walking home, you know,

(22:26):
we were still getting to know each other, but the
chemistry was there, and so you know, I just I
wanted to get him home, you.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Know, I mean, okay, it was it was hot, and
you know.

Speaker 16 (22:37):
When we got to my place, you know, we kind
of just got right to it, you know, and but
you know, as soon as my clothes were off, you know,
I was like, I want to take a quick shower
because I was just dancing all night and I felt,
you know, gross, so I just, you know, I wanted
to shower first, really quickly.

Speaker 13 (22:52):
You know.

Speaker 16 (22:52):
He said that didn't matter, and suggested I didn't shower
because it's hotter.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
But you know, I wasn't comfortable with that, so I went.

Speaker 16 (23:00):
And showered, and after I got out, you know, we
got to it and it was great. Every second of
it was great. But then, you know, we talked for
a bit after and I mentioned that I had to
be up early the next day, so I went to
the bathroom really quickly before he left, you know, while
he was getting dressed, and then I let him out.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
And after he left, I was picking.

Speaker 16 (23:20):
Up around my place and I could not find my panties.
I knew they should have been there, because there was
there was.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
A whole thing.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
It was just a thing. It was a thing with him,
and you know they should have been there because I
it was. Do you think he took there was a
lot of smelling involved.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
He smelled them, yeah, you.

Speaker 16 (23:41):
Know in the moment was it was hot. But you know,
I don't ever want to king shame anyone. That's not
the problem. The problem is that I know he took
them and he didn't ask me. That is growth and
weird and violating.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
But had he asked you, would you have been okay,
hang with it?

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Honestly, I probably would have.

Speaker 16 (24:04):
You know, I may have been open to the idea
or maybe I would Maybe I would have said no,
that's something that I feel like i'd have to go
on in the moment, But that doesn't really matter because
he didn't ask.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
So Okay, Well, thank you for being honest, Meredith. I
appreciate that. But also Josh is on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
Oh I forgot about that part.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Josh's still there.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yeah, Hey Meredith. Hi, Well I didn't take them, and
I definitely don't remember being that creepy and smelling you.
So I don't know why you're saying that.

Speaker 16 (24:45):
Well, I don't believe you, and it's kind of messed
up if that's your thing, Like you took my underwear
without asking for permission, So I just don't know that
I could trust you.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
If we went on another date.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
I don't know what to tell you because I did
not take your underwear. And I'm really sorry. I mean,
I want a second date, but I didn't take them.
I promise that you can trust me, and you know,
if I ever wanted to do that, I would ask you.
It's just a little.

Speaker 16 (25:15):
Weird to me that he seems really interested in them
earlier in the night and then all of a sudden
they were gone.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Well, they've got to be somewhere in your house. I
promised I didn't take them. I mean, they've got to
be somewhere that you just haven't checked. I don't have them.

Speaker 16 (25:30):
I mean I've looked everywhere I can imagine, and I
think I know my house pretty well.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Well. Is there anyone at your house that could have
taken them? Or did anyone come over? I mean, I'm
not accusing you of hooking up with someone, but I mean,
could someone else have taken them in the last week?

Speaker 16 (25:47):
No, I haven't had anyone else come over that would
take my underwear.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Do you have a pet?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
I don't. I don't have any pets.

Speaker 16 (25:55):
I grew up with dog and I know.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's something to do, but I don't have any pets
right now.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
You promised you did not take her underwear.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
I promise I did not take her underwear.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
So if we sent the underwear police to your house,
they wouldn't find anything. We have their number.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
No, I don't think the underwear police would find anything. Meredith.
You can come over to my place right now. You
can check the underwear I'm wearing. You can check every drawer,
every cabinet. I promise you I do not have them.
I just want a second date, Meredith.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Would you like to go with Josh again on another date?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I really want to, Josh. I just don't know how
you would prove.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
To me that you didn't take them.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Well, can I just buy you some new ones?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Say you get free panties, we'll pay for it and
free underwear.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I'll we'll give it another try,
and just you know, don't take any of the other
don't take any of my other underwear.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Josh with the underwear for the wind.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Do you agree to keep your greedy mits off of
her underwear?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
My god, I definitely agree.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
I'm just.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Congratulations. Josh got another date, Jules first date follow up.

Speaker 17 (27:20):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

(27:41):
your soul.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramier is
in a skimpy two piece game of trivia for all
the trivia Gloria.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
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Speaker 4 (27:55):
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Speaker 3 (28:18):
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Speaker 4 (28:19):
If you want to play eight eight three four three
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six one. You can always DM us at the Jubil
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com if you
want to play. And now let's get Victoria's brain all
warmed up and ready to go.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Here we go. Word association.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
First word that comes to mind Victoria when I say
thong uh pong song.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Summer Long, John versus Victoria is coming up right after this,
that the show. I'm stupid, You're smart.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
I was wrong, you were right.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
You're the best, I'm the worst.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
You're very good looking.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm not at You're active, all right, as.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Long as you willing to admit that.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria rameras for
all the trivia glory and one hundred dollars gift card
to Macy's today, and let's meet today's contestant for you
versus Victoria.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Lex. What's up? Lex?

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
How're we going good? How are you. I'm all right, Oh,
such a strong name. I feel like you need to
be better than all right?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Left, I mean, I guess I'm doing good.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
We'll go withparents.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Oh cool, what's your daughter's name, Reagan.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
That's a cool name.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
It really is.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yesterday I was at the dog park with my dog,
mister Peeves, and he was playing with another dog named Kevin.
I was talking to Kevin's owner and I was like,
what's your dog's names like Kevin. I was like, oh,
that's a cool name. And they said what's your dog's name?
But I heard what's your name? And I said Jubel
and they were like, oh, that's a cute name. And

(30:00):
then it was that moment where I didn't.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
I was like, that's weird. They said my name.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Is and I was like, oh, they asked my dog's
name mine. I didn't correct them because it was too
late at that point.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
It was just awkward. If I would have corrected himself,
say your name was mister Beeves. I guess now it
is mister Beeves. That's my name.

Speaker 10 (30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I was like, cute name. That's the weirdest fun Can
we need dog parks diaries from you? Because that is funny.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
All right, Victoria is going to leave the room. And
while she's leaving les here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't and if you don't know one, just
say passed and Victoria has to beat you. I'll right
to win. And she's laughing at me right now because
I messed up what I was supposed to say. All right,
here we go. The door has closed, she's outside, and Lex,
your time starts now.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
According to Guinness World Records, what's the belliest the best
selling book of all time? What is the name of
the pat dinosaur on the TV cartoon The Flintstones?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
What identity document is required to travel to different countries
around the world. Who is considered the father of relativity?

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Einstein?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Nearly all fossils are preserved in what type of rock.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
Path?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Okay, so bring Victoria back into the studio. It's pretty goods.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
While she's getting settled, Lex, what's something you would like
the world to know today?

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Well, my eight year old daughter just got her for
cell phone.

Speaker 18 (31:35):
Oh and yeah, it's kind of interesting. She just texted
me all the time.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Now, that's cool. What's the most interesting text since so far, she's.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Honestly not the best character because she's only eight.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, I'll say like I'm missing, and she just said
the same.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, it's funny. Texting with kids is funny because it
is like that. Now she's just a teenager.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, already, all right, Victoria's back in studio with their
headphones on. Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Lex outright
to win, and Lex you can tell Victoria whin to
go go?

Speaker 6 (32:19):
According to Guinness World Records, what's the best selling book
of all time?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
The Bible?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
TV cartoon The Flintstones?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
There's a dinosaur? Uh uh?

Speaker 6 (32:31):
I know what identity document is required to travel to
different countries world? Okay, who's considered the father of relativity?
I was gonna say jewel Fresh.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
That's not in some circles, that question.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Merely all fossils are preserved in what type of rock?
You didn't play right?

Speaker 18 (32:49):
What the heck?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
You didn'tys go in fast?

Speaker 6 (32:52):
And I didn't say pass. So I sit there and
I wait until you tell me to pass. I gave
you an answer, Jubel fresh.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
No, I was gonna say, jewbil fresh is not an
answer to a question.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Victoria forgot that first fat half. It's over now, honey, Yeah,
that was okay. Sorry, So wait, go to the scoreboard.
See how you guys did with a scoreboard producing bread.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Lex Luthor coming in again, Superman with three I got.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Victoria got three as well. Who tie?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
That's a high scoring game, but it is a tie,
and that means Lex, congratulations, you win. You got one
hundred dollars. Give card to Macy's.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
All right, your daughter got.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
A hundred dollars. You should text her.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
To be like cool.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
I thought you guys are still doing Sabrina Carpenter tickets.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
That's oh no. But maybe you could trade it somewhere
on the street for that. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's all good, Lex.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
If you listen every hour on the tens, uh, you
could text in whatever word we tell you to text it,
and then you could you could score those as well.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
So we're doing that every hour on the tie and
then you can go buy and outfit at Macy's when
you get those sick there we go, all right, let's
get the answers with Nita. The Bible is the best
selling book of all time. Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Dino is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
TV cartoon The Flintstone Well cow, really guess The passport
is the document you need to travel around the world.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Albert Einstein is the father, the father of relativity.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
We're like the same person.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Good enough, Okay, fossils are preserved in sedimentary rock.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I was gonna say that. Yeah, I knew you. I
knew it. Lex.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Thank you for playing. We play Versus Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, you can always dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 19 (34:40):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Winter is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.
She thinks that her boyfriend of about a year might
be cheating. In a few minutes, we're gonna call him
and see if we can catch him. But first Winter
was going on, why do you think your boyfriends cheating?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
So I love my boyfriend and like you said, we've
been together.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
For a year.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Off like really hot and heavy with each other. Things
have been that way the whole time to being together
re lately it's just a little stale in the bedroom,
like he usually is the one to initiate, and lately
I've been the one that has to initiate, or like
nothing happens at all. Okay, I'm just kind of getting suspicious.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Well, if you initiate, does he go along for the ride?

Speaker 5 (35:25):
He does, but it just doesn't seem the same.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
And I also thought he was.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Texting so many other day, Like I walked in on
him during an intimate moment of his private time, which
wasn't embarrassing, but I wasn't around or anything like that.
I'm not trying to change him as a person, but
it looked like he was texting.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Somebody while hanging out with himself.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
While hanging out with himself, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
And he quickly like covered it up with the sheet
or whatever, so I didn't even get to see who
he was texting or if it was a bit or what.
But I just feel like something is off. He's not
the same. It just doesn't feel right.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
I guess I would feel weird too if I saw
him like communicating with somebody else during that Did you
ask him about it?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I mean I should have asked him about but I didn't.
I Instead, I just like kind of pulled a girl
and I got a chance to look through his phone.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Oh what did you find?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I saw that he had a text of his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (36:27):
But before I could find out.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Any information, he came back in the room. So I
just saw that he text his ex girlfriend. I saw
him texting somebody in his private time, and things are
a little different. So now I'm just feeling suspicious.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
So his relationship with her?

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Did they stay in contact like as friends or is
this just kind of random, like all of a sudden,
she's popping up out of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
No, she's popping up out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
But they were together, Like they broke up a month
before we got together.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Oh okay, it's not like they had a long time
to separate and we've been together for only a year.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Did you see what the text said?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
It was just basic like, hey, how are you with screen?

Speaker 5 (37:10):
On how it's worked?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
But there was a lot of messages that I didn't
get to read.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
I would be feeling a lot of ways about that.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's upsetting no matter what Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
When he's not the one trying to come at you,
you can't help have your mind spiral in different directions
outside of intimacy in that department.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Is he cool with you?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Do you guys still spend time together? I mean, I
don't know. Is it just like they only see each
other at night or what?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I mean we see each other at night.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
We spent time ago, but he's been more.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Focused on his phone than actually conking with me. So
I just feel like a ruminate.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's not a fun feeling. Was there
overlap between his ex and you?

Speaker 5 (37:50):
I mean not that I know him?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Okay, he told me they were broken up completely, or
else I wouldn't have started dating him. I don't want
to deal with that front.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Sure, well, you already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that. Every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department to anybody that they want,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a

(38:21):
sound come back. You're to Catch a Cheater next, if
you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Winter is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend,
Kent of a year might be cheating. So in a second,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at, and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend Winter or to somebody else.

(38:43):
But first, Winter, why don't you catch us up on
your situation?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
So I love my boyfriend, but I recently bunked in
on him during so private meantime with himself, and I
caught him texting somebody. And later I went through his
phone I find a text forms ex girls brand.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Gorble
calling phone. I was looking for a rewards card member
named Ken.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Yeah, speaking Kent.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say thank you. Very much for
shopping with us here. This must big winner. Congratulations.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
What did I win?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Oh? Well, maybe you don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to say thank you very much for being such
a loyal customer with us. You've just won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a car to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States of these Americas.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
You kid men, I really never win anything.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Well, I can't say that anymore.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
No, that's pretty cool. Yeah. I mean, if they're free,
and you promise you is not going to cost me anything.
I don't have to give any credit.

Speaker 18 (40:02):
Cards or anything.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Nope, there is no charge. You get email confirmations of everything.
You'll get email confirmation so you know that you are
a winner of this prize. It is absolutely free. And
here's how it works. I can take the information over
the phone in just a matter of minutes. If you
don't know who you want to send them to right now,
no problem. I can set up a time to call
you back.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Yeah, I know that'd be great man. Okay, that this
can help me out a lot. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
So, Yeah, do you know who you want to send
them to? Right now?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Yeah? I do? Actually great, Actually, I've just been thinking
about this. That's perfect.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
All I need first would be the first and the
last name of the person you want to send them to.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Sure, it's Cassie.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
And before we get to the address and stuff, is
there anything you would like to put on a card
to Cassie?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (40:47):
Put, I miss you, always thinking of you.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
I miss you, always thinking of you.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
And the last thing I will need is to tell
you that this is not a grocery store. My name
is actually Jewbile, and I'm calling from a radio show,
All the Jubil Show. Yeah, I'm Nina here too, h
I am Victoria. The hell we do a segment that's
called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your
significant other might be cheating, you see who they send
flowers to, and your girlfriend Winter is actually on the
phone and learned that whole thing.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
What the hell is going on here? Are you kidding me?
There's no way out of this now? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You kidding Kni there was something going on?

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Hell No, I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
What's going on here?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Well, you don't call me. Who the hell are these people?
Your little buddies? What the hell is this?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Well, they're more in life friends.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Than you seem to be lately.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I don't understand. Are you bored with me?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
No?

Speaker 20 (41:51):
All right, I'm not bored all right, honestly, I just
I just kind of missed her, you know, I mean,
I'm just I'm sexually that's all. Nothing ever happened, Nothing
ever happened solo.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
It's so typical.

Speaker 9 (42:09):
Yes, Kathy is his.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
The person that I thought texting. I am disgusted with you, Ken,
I am absolutely disgusted. This is so hurtful to me.

Speaker 20 (42:21):
And it disrespectful. This is so typical of winter. She
blows everything way out of corvorce. Nothing ever happened. It's
not like I was sheff.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
I'm an apple that I.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Bend to be treated like a good person.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
I've been nothing but good to you.

Speaker 9 (42:36):
I'm gonna have sex with you any time you asked.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
I was feeling like they're ready to go.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
But clearly it's not asked for you.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I don't think she's blowing anything out of abortion. You
just send flowers to another woman and said, yeah, exactly,
probably more than the flowers that's the bigger thing.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
But I'm absolutely done.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I'm not absolutely done.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
What are you talking about? Don Who are you kidding?
Are you kidding?

Speaker 10 (43:02):
You can go?

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Here's text.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Who only I.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Don't talk about I don't talk about her that this
is so.

Speaker 20 (43:16):
Now, it's like a movie Groundhog Day. Every day, moan, moan, moan.
That's all I hear from you. You know what, whatever
I mean. She appreciates what I bring to the table.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 20 (43:31):
And we're talking about a recording. Now, what did you say,
k she knows what I bring to the table, right,
that's what we call it, record Ralph.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Maybe if Winter worked out a little bit and got
herself in shape.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
A little bit more gross, many more interested.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
All Right, I'm done with you or Winter. I hung
up on him. I don't need to hear anyone from him.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm embarrassed. I'm hurt, but
thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I don't think you should have anything to be embarrassed about.
You know, he should be.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
It's embarrassing that I could be with somebody like that.

Speaker 8 (44:16):
You know, you're the thing better about yourself.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
You chose to trust somebody and they broke your trust.
That's not something to be embarrassed of. It does happen. Unfortunately,
it's not your fault, though it.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Looks like I've got some talking to do.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
That part's not funn either, But new beginning's fresh all around.
That way, you're not looking at the same spot on
the wall that saves you.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Absolutely, Thank you so much, jew Ball, so I really
appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
No problem.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Also, the next time you meet a guy, if he
ever says anything about wrecket Ralph, just.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
That was ridiculous. I don't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 21 (44:54):
The jew shows a cheaters, a point of hit the loss.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
It's a fun esty.

Speaker 19 (45:00):
The doctor is just gonna straight up ask you, and
what's the reason for your visit today in front of
literally everyone, Rebecca, I don't need everyone in here knowing
about my braging ye infection, the.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Jewil show, and you know how it is. Before you
go on a date, sometimes you get a little nervous.
Are they going to think I'm cute? Are they going
to think I'm interesting? Are they going to be like
the last five dates and have a problem that my
sock pupping mister winkie pants is a picky eater.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
WHOA, Yeah, it's a problem.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
One woman is making headlines this morning for the crazy
lengths she went into to get out of a date.
What did she do and why is she gonna be
serving time in jail because of it? Whoa, we'll tell
you in a second. Also, if you've ever gone to
crazy lengths to get out of a date, call us
eight eight eight three four three one o six one
or text it in four one oh six.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
One and we'll tell you what happened. Next. It's the
Jewble Show. Picture this.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
You have a date with someone that you think is
super hot. Oh, so you're getting ready like you normally do.
You take a shower, you put on your face favor outfit,
and then the nerves kick in and you get scared,
so you end up calling in dead deer date.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
So, yeah, I died. I can't make it. Yeah, sorry
about that.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
A different definition of but she's super obvious and they
don't ever want to go out with you again. Well,
what one woman did is making headlines today for the
crazy thing she did to get out of a date.
We'll tell you what that is in just a second.
But also call us up if you have a story
of something crazy you did to get out of a
date eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one o six one. An eighteen

(46:34):
year old woman from North Liberty, Iowa was arrested actually
for the way that she ended up getting out of
a date with somebody that she met on Tinder.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Why.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
She thought that he was very attractive and maybe out
of her league, so she got nervous before the date.
So what does she do? She called nine one one.
I'm really anticipating this is her way of getting out
of a first date with a guy. Okay, there's lots
of ways you could get out of it, even just
say you're sick or hey, sorry, I don't feel like

(47:04):
going out with you. She called nine one one and
said that he was her abusive ex what and then
said that she was pregnant and he was planning to
hurt her. Yeahs showed up to the guy's house and
found out that no, it was just a few hours
before his date and he met her on Tinder the
other day, And so she's been arrested for filing false

(47:26):
police report.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Oh my lives, how do you get there? Do you
get there?

Speaker 6 (47:32):
If you weren't already weary about using tinder, you definitely
are now.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
If you were worry about dealing with other people in
any way, you should be weary enough.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
People just invent that, yeah, your life, just to get
out of a date.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
So now she's facing prison time because of the false
police report.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Honestly good what she needs to learn some people's skills,
and if it's going to help her, I don't people
it might make her more confidence.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Her lives eight three four six one text ten four
one A six one. Hey Chris, did you do something
crazy to get out of a date?

Speaker 18 (48:11):
Like a slight allergy to pineapple?

Speaker 15 (48:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (48:15):
And so I wanted to say, I'm about to go
in and think with this girl I find out from
my boy to like, apparently she's not a savory person,
nice savory. Like yeah, he was just like, you don't
want to be going out with her. You shouldn't be
messing with her, blah blah blah blah. Okay, And so
then he like got me like worked up about it.
I was like nervous, So I was like, maybe I
should get out of this date. But I didn't want
to be rude, so I just ate a little bit

(48:36):
of pineapple and went to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
That's more than a slight allergy.

Speaker 18 (48:42):
Wow, well I had to I kind of had to
sell it, like I put it in my Instagram story
like I was, Oh, look at the worst thing kind
of thing. That way, you know, she wouldn't get too mad.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
So wait, you didn't even go on the date and
eat the pineapple. You decided to eat the pineapple before
you got there, knowing what it would do.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Wow, it wasn't worth the hospital trip.

Speaker 18 (49:01):
I mean, the food kind of sucks, but the nurse
that helped me was pretty nice.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
I do feel inspired by this though, the commitment if
I ever get into that situation again. I'm allergic to
red dye, so if they have like if they have
or something like that on the menu, then you just
be like, oh my gosh, I didn't realize I'm having
an allergic reaction in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
I get you out of it just at home. But yeah,
it seems so much simpler than just canceling. That way,
you're not hurting anybody's feelings. Oh is that what it
is you're looking at for people's feeling?

Speaker 7 (49:36):
One thing I really like about his though, You get
a couple days off work as well. Yeah, it's not just.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
About the date.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
You're like, you know, sorry, in the hospital.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
If I had a slight pineapple to allergy that sent
me to the hospital, I wouldn't have to go to
anything ever. Again, I love pineapple too, It's all worth it.
I would just be in the hospital non stop.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
I mean actually, typically a lot of people do eat
pineapple before dates, but that's for a different reason.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
Oh sure, if you don't know the reason, google it.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah on my work computer. Please don't don't do it.
I'll just tell you later. Hey Dale, Hello, Yah, Yeah,
what's up?

Speaker 10 (50:13):
Man?

Speaker 22 (50:14):
Is man just listening to these stories? Man just gave
me bad flashbacks?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Bro did me dirty?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Man?

Speaker 5 (50:25):
She did me dirty?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I an Oh, we had.

Speaker 22 (50:29):
The we had the bar together, right, you know, like
a little dinner day thing, but slash bar.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
You know.

Speaker 22 (50:35):
So she tells me, uh, a friend just got in
a bad car accident.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
You know, I'm feeling a little bad for her.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
Man.

Speaker 22 (50:42):
I'm like, man, that's crazy, you know, go be with
your friend. I'm really genuinely feeling bad for a friend.
So I'm like, yeah, yeah, go, you know, tend to
your friend or whatever.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
You know, so she leaves the bar. I leave the bar.

Speaker 22 (50:54):
You know, I'm like, man, I ain't gonna go home.
So I decided to go check out another bar.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
I see her dancing, and I'm like, yeah, this is great.

Speaker 18 (51:13):
Just focus on.

Speaker 22 (51:14):
Yourself, fellas with stuff like that happened.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Just focused on that all you gotta do.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
And ladies, because karma is real, it'll come back for
them and find her friends.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Do you know how to tell if you're watching a
deep fake, like on social and stuff with a deep
like a fake video like AI deep fake.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Fake just called a fake video.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
It's called a deep they're trying to fake you. They
probably shouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
They're impersonating another person.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
So like a deep fake would be like if there
was a fake Brad on social, you know, you would
have to know the difference.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
They were like it was me.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Yes, they had a video of Joe Biden djaying at
Burning Man this year.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
It was definitely not him. It was a deep fake.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
But that's exactly why it's important because it's an election
for the world, not only for the US, but for
the UK and France also heading to the polls So
now there's this whole ps A about different ways to
find out if you are watching a deep fake, to
make sure that candidates aren't misleading you, and all this
kind of stuff out there.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
So just we're going to go through a couple of
them and see if you can, like, you know.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
I hope that that debate, that last debate was just
one giant dep.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
You're supposed to pay attention to the mouth. The mouth
and the chin is the first thing that you should
be looking at, because if it's strange or moving weird,
chances are it's deep fake. Weird sentence structures that also
kind of reminiscent of political.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
How can you tell?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
You can't tell the difference between a deep fake and
the people that we.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Actually had to vote for.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
That debate had weird mouths and movements as well as
weird deep.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
You also should be looking for extra fingers, hands and limbs, extras,
mangled letters and numbers, and then jerky video edit. I
think a lot of it is also common sense, but
just in case you're not sure, pay attention to the
mouth and shin.

Speaker 13 (53:06):
I feel like nowadays, especially like with TikTok, you won't
even spend that much time to really look at it
to face.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
First, not you're just gonna be like, oh, I guess
babies are evil. Next, it's like whatever it tells you,
just believe.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
It gets really messed up too, though, like with artists
and like doing other songs, because we have AI using
their real voices and then you have a deep fake
of their image and then you think it's really them
and it's not.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
That's terrifying. Yeah, they should have got other skills.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
What could somebody do? Take this radio show so we
could take a day off the show.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
Us up.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
We'll get you a nice dessert, like the brand new
cup of Noodles some More's flavor. I thought so too,
So just in time for summer, Cup of Noodles is
staying on top of the game by bringing out new flavors.
And this time they're really trying to target gen Z
and millennials by tapping into the stuff flavors and reminding
us of our childhood memories. So they're going to go

(54:04):
ahead and go with smores. I'd just go make us
more same. But it's gonna be instant ramen noodles with
marshmallow and graham cracker flavors that you can have in
a little microwaveable dish.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I've never had ramen in thought, no, make this better.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
I've also never had Smores and said, you know what
it tastes, Betters, Yeah, does sound really growth?

Speaker 6 (54:28):
But if they're tapping into like the nostalgic flavors and
you think about summertime, you know, like the bomb pops,
like the popsicles, like the bomb pops, or like the
the cheesecake strawberry shortcake ones like.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
That would be kind of bomb if it was Cup
of noodles. If it was cup because that's noodles.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Get it.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yeah, I like the mushy noodles.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
I want to drink my bomb pops after I've done
chewing them awkwardly.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
I like those push pops. You know, I don't want it.
I want it to be in the in ramen noodle,
but out of the push pop, like you push it
up and.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Dessert. Okay.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
What would you guys do if you were on the
freeway and you saw a UFO just driving casually in
the HOV lane?

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Well, did they have anybody else with them? Because if
they didn't, I probably would report them to authorities.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
No, they didn't, And you know what the authorities were called.
It wasn't the hov lane, but they were driving on
a freeway in Missouri and the sheriff's deputy had to
pull over this guy that was driving in a UFO.
The crazy thing is this ufo look kind of legit
like it was a little saucer shape everything?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Very important question here?

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Well, okay, I'll answer ask a question and then I'll
tell you where it was. Okay, Well, it was on
its way to Roswell in New Mexico because it was
going to a type of fare for that guy.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
It's a festival. It's all about like aliens and UFOs.
I thought that's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah, I want to go. Have a very important question.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
I was waiting what is it? Was it flying or
was it driving? Yeah, because it was driving, it would
be an unidentified driving object, not an unidentified flying object.
And that nine to one one caller should be jailed
for false reporting.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Oh my gosh, that's what you have host sands for.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
Okay, we just go out unidentifying.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Flying light bulb moment.

Speaker 21 (56:37):
I was gonna save us all right, literally out of
her chair, shocked, you deal, Victoria's lightning blown that's.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
What's trending, y'all. Brought to you by Michael Sheeping, going
on right your home for Michige Go. She's literally over
in the corner. You go, Oh, well, how did I
not know that? That's our question as well.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Yeah, Jewbles, dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
So, when I was in my early thirties, my mom
had a best friend who was in the middle seventies. Okay,
so she had a ranch. He offered me a job
to work on the ranch and pay off my friend
by living in a property.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
At a separate house.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Okay, to live on the ranch in a separate house
salary Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
So you know, after about a year, we were drinking
one night. One thing led to another and we ended
up looking up Wow.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
With your mother's friends seventy something year old.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
How did it go?

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (57:51):
It was pretty awesome. We both agreed that it was
probably the best time we'd ever had. She hadn't been
with a guy, and I don't know how long because
her her husband had passed away about three years prior,
but she was giving me all kinds of month you know,
because of it, and she upped my salary and my
moll started getting suspicious because she's like, why is she

(58:12):
trying to buy you a car? Why did she give
you all the cash? And so, yeah, I did more
than just work on that farm.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Now you know what. I thought it was wild because
the older you get, the last essay live.

Speaker 8 (58:24):
So yeah, it was pretty good. I'll never forget it. It
was probably one of the best times in my life.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (58:34):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Yeah, I have a good one. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 15 (58:44):
It's actually from when I was younger and going to
the clubs a lot.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Me and my friend went to a.

Speaker 15 (58:50):
Club and I was in the bathroom and this girl
was a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and she
asked if she could buy my thong underwears off of
me for five dollars because she met a guide that
wanted her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they were
too big. So the best part is it's like two

(59:12):
in the morning, everyone's leaving the club and my friend
was like, girl, are those your songs on that guy's head?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Warm?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Out of the club on his head.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Oh my gosh, that's incredible.

Speaker 15 (59:29):
And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess
everybody knows now.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
And you can't underestimate what goes down in the women's
bathroom clubs and bars. It is a sacred place and
that's the kind of interaction to expect.

Speaker 16 (59:43):
Yeah, so I made five dollars.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at
a bar. Well, they ask you for it, would you?
That was on the checklist of things they need to
get a guy's underwear, And it was a very hot
summer day, so I felt bad for them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
Okay, thank you guys, having good day

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
You too, what's your dirty little secret.

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