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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
He's a walking red flag. But he's above six feet tall.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I can't see him.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I just wanted to say, yeah, he's just not really
good though. She wants you to know.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's show and you might be approached by a total
stranger today who wants to have a weird conversation. Why
don't worry about it. They aren't hitting on you. They
might be in training to hit on someone else. Oh,
because a guide to expertly flirting with cute guys is
going viral and it literally involves training for the big
day that you see a cute guy out in the wild.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I mean that you're gonna be so triggered. I'm tired
this show. I think the.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Biggest sign that our generation is cooked and that society
is going downhill is that chips and salts are not
free anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What's up with that? Oh show? Yeah, I had thought.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That is be in good shape because you've been running
through man Man the Wow. Really sorry to get everybody
all excited this early in the morning. It's the Jubile
Show and a list is going viral of how to
expertly flirt with guys. Okay, it's not even a list
of how to do it in the moment. It's more
(01:16):
of a training guide for women on what they should
do in preparation for the day that they see a
cute guy out in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Are you ready to take out Victorio?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Actually yes, Let's go over the list of how to
expertly flirt with guys.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mental image of Victoria flirting.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I also have a.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Mental image of her consulting the list before she approaches
the person.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'm taking my boxes offer number one step to being
able to expertly flirt with the guy. It says, say
hello to a stranger every day?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh no, how hard is that? You just go hello
and then keep worried, no smile maybe?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, how ridiculous is it that there's a guideline for
training to flirt with somebody like when or others being like, Okay,
I gotta say hi to one stranger today, one stranger
because one day I might see a guy it's like,
really hot.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Going to do it?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
It actually makes a perfect sense, though, practice makes perfect.
And also that's why they say you should be saying
yes to go on gates with people even though you
don't want to, because the date itself acts as practice.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
That is so messed up, didn't want to go on
a date with a guy, I didn't want to sleep
with me there, But practice.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Next for.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
You.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But I need to get into it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
But yes, they say say hi to one stranger every day.
It might seem easy, but it can be quite intimidating.
And it's a good exercise because it's a practice of
smiling and making eye contact and greeting a total stranger
because you never know when the one is going to
come along and you're gonna have to say hi to him.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Have they never heard of stranger danger?
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Have they never heard of engaging with any other human
at all for any reason? Get out of your phone,
with the phone that you're looking at this list on
down and just look outside.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
This is how bad it is.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
God.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
This is guy for How to Expertly Flirt with guys,
a training guide for women, And it's really just about
what to do when you're out there to be kind
of like a nice person.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
School.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
The number two guide to expertly being able to flirt
with any guy is give a sincere compliment once a day.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Oh, I think that's really nice too. Honestly, you nailed it, Jubil.
It's how to be a nice person. And also that
energy comes back to you. You give a compliment, you
get a compliment.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, but it depends on the energy you're putting it
out there.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
If you're giving a compliment to practice on complimenting someone
you feel is actually worth the compliment, that's probably not
good karma coming back.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
At that's a nice shirt. I can't wait to say
it to someone who actually has a nice shirt on
one day. I'm so excited for that. What's the next
in the training guide on how to be able to
expertly flirt with the guy? I should you ever happen
upon one? Introduce yourself to an unknown person every day?
Once again, stranger danger. That's how you heart out.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
By the way, this guide, I want to say, I'm
going to give credit to its efficiency because you could.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Go, hey, strain your love your shirt. I'm brad. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I think the part where like it gets nerve wracking, though,
is where you say that and what if they give
you just like a bad look and walk away and
you're like, oh, yeah, okay, never mind.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Then you do what guys do when they get snubbed
by a girl.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
You're ugly anyway, but whatever, I don't want to talk to
you anyways, yeah something, come back six months later, be like, so, anyway,
I like your shirt.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
How many guys you know would actually shut you down.
Guys say all the time that they don't get compliments
and that they don't get attention, and so anybody would
actually be thrilled, So you'd be surprised, Victoria, somebody might
fall in love with you. I don't know that even you.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Another thing it says to do in preparation for when
you meet a cute guy, so you can expertly flirt
with them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Strike up a conversation with somebody every day. We're gonna
say strike a pose.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Then, and then it says feel comfortable proaching someone every day.
It's basically just a guide on how to talk to
strangers exactly.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Any personal communication is not strength for most people.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And then it says, when you do meet the cute guy,
you have to make your move, walk up to them
and say something relevant about him or his surroundings.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's a really pretty day outside, right it's raining.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Hey, you're standing there, and there's a tree over there. Love,
whole thing's covered in one right there.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Honestly, my go to is just always can I buy
you a drink? And then it's really funny because they're like,
you buy me a drink. I was like, no, I
just want to.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
At and they're like, but we're in a mall Orange
Julius corner.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm picking up my kid from school. Why are you
standing here?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
We're going over to the list about to expertly flirt
with guys. Keep the conversation light and flowing, tell a joke,
and respond to his attempts at humor.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Okay, this is so funny because if you, Jubile or
Brad have had a moment in Victoria's d MS and
to see her telling jokes when she's interacting and trying
to flirt, I would love to see that in real life.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You do a really good job. You're funny.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I am, but I don't think I'm as funny when
I'm in person. It's more scary. I think it's pretty hysterical.
I think, yeah, But like imagine walking to and be like, hey, knock, knock, yeh.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Who's there?
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Word?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And you're like, you're so funny, And then it says,
lastly makes subtle body contact.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Subtle body cont you can brush your leg against his
say a knock on choke me, I'm here, and then
brushing my leg up.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, and then that's when Victoria gets arrested, standing on
one foot, like, why are.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You doing that? Why are you doing that to my leg?
I'm just subtly brushing.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's not very subtle at all. I almost tripped me.
I've been waiting for this moment, don't you understand?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Except my advances, I've been practicing on.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Hi, my name is Trevor, and I'm calling from Dray cleaning.
And is this Kim who was having her ball gown cleaned?
Speaker 10 (07:26):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (07:27):
I caught you said ball gown. But it's a wedding dress.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Oh okay, yes, well I knew it was a fancy dress,
but like I didn't know if it was for like
a wedding or like another some sort of ball or
you know, some.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Kind of wedding.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
My wedding this weekend, like.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Dance event, because sometimes people will wear dresses, like fancy
dresses to like dancing events.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
So this is not no, it's my wedding. But why
are you calling?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
So I was calling to let you know that it
is ready to be picked up, and we did have
like a little tiny issue, so I.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Want to let you know that the issue. So the
dress you brought in right like it was?
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It was? Why correct?
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Yeah, it's a wedding dress. You guys assured me. It's
just it had a little bit of a musty smell.
And you assured me we could dry clean it.
Speaker 11 (08:18):
Okay, So I shouldn't have done this.
Speaker 13 (08:21):
What what is happening?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It has been dry cleaned, so that's fun. And then
what colors are your wedding?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What color are the dress?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Because you know sometimes people will have colors like for
their weddings.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Like no, like no, no, no, no, I know what
colors for a wedding are. That's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 14 (08:42):
You.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
I shouldn't have done this.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It was my mother's dress. What are you doing with
this dress?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay? So should I call your mom about it?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
It's my dress now and I'm supposed to wear it.
You guys just assured me nothing would happen to it,
everything would be fine, and you would dry clean it.
Speaker 11 (08:57):
We're supposed to pick it up later.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
This afternoon.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So is your mom getting married?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
No? Stop? Please?
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Can I is there someone else there to talk to you?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's just me here right now, and.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
So okay, what what happened to my shild.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I can tell like maybe you're like a little worried
or upset. Yeah, okay, so it's just me here working
and I'm kind of new to the whole.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, okay, time for this.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I sort of put it in with my pinks and
my rads and my wife. I guess I sort of
put it in with my reds.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
You don't put it in a washing machine.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh oh, that's why it's cold.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
I want to talk to the owner of the shop.
I want to talk to the owner.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
So I should be dry cleaning these like dry, not
putting them in washing. Okay, so, oh my god, okay,
full trunks.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm coming out.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
I'm just you know, I forget it. I'm coming over
right now. I want the manager's number.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Okay, if I could just like talk to you for
a minute, because I don't want him to know because
I'm new, So I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Care that you're new.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
I'm coming over right now.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Do you have a flower or girl?
Speaker 14 (10:16):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Hi? Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
This is Trevor calling from drug cleaning. I was looking
for Kim. I think we got disconnected.
Speaker 11 (10:26):
I know why, I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yes, what cell fload service do you have because I
think it dropped at like I don't know if the
service hung up on.
Speaker 11 (10:35):
You, because I'm on my way over there right now.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh if you could not calm down.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Here, I know I am coming and I'm going to
be there, and I want you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
To give me the manager's number.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, so the okay, I'll.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Give you the manager's number when you get here. The
dress is like a lot smaller because the drawing.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Oh my god, my wedding is this weekend, you understand,
And now you're telling me that my dress is pink
and smaller.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
I don't give that. You're what the hell?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well then I'll just tell you right now. Can I
say one more thing? Please?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
What this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your fiance.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Eric set you up. It's a joke. No, he said
that you had.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
To take your wedding dress in to get drag cleaned
because it's like in the.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Family you want to do it.
Speaker 11 (11:22):
But I am going to go over to the dry
clean like right now, pick it up this afternoon, and
I'm so freaked out. Oh my god, I'm on the radio,
recognized your voice. Oh my god, wake.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Up every morning with double phone Franks, It's time for
Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 7 (11:38):
So Nick Cannon just revealed that he's insured his baby
maker pop. Do you remember it was a few maybe
it was more than a few years ago where it
was a huge trend for celebrities to insure their body parts,
mostly like Rihanna, for example, she insured her legs for
a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Wait, how do you do that?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Like, you're a singer and you make money with your voice,
you can ensure your which would actually be smart.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That means so like then if you can't sing money.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Right right, it's like workers compensation for people who don't
have real.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Jobs pretty much. Yeah, I mean that's really what it is.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So for Nick Cannon, he just feels like he's really
good at making babies, so he ensured his assets for
ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Wait, what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I guess well, if one of his baby mamas gets
mad and chops it off, he'll get ten million dollars.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
From anything whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
If he stops working, maybe I think will never stop working.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
No, but what if he is like, all of a sudden,
it's his eightieth birthday and it stops working, and then
all of a sudden you get ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
That's pretty wild.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
I don't know how I feel about that. Well, anyway,
he's excited about it, and he did, and he's letting
the world know.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm gonna ensure mine for fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You need more than fifty dollars, but less than ten.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
For a million, sorry, to get yourself a tiny barnhouse.
So this is really cool for a wild tiny houses,
you could buy the money amz on. But now Walmart's
in that game too, where you can buy this tiny
barn style house for less than ten thousand dollars and
it's two stories. So this is actually the way a
(13:08):
lot of people are going because real estate's so high.
If you have any type of land or a friend's
big backyard, you just get one of these little tiny
houses for ten thousand dollars and.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You post up.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
I looked it up actually on Walmart, and I kind
of got deep into it because they also offer like
different house plans.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I didn't realize they were so into real estate. Well,
so here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
So during the pandemic, actually there was a big trend
because home Depot sells these sheds.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah that were like these shit. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
But people were like, but why couldn't I just live
in that? And so a lot of people did, and
some people got in trouble because of like permitting and
stuff like that. But it's kind of interesting for Walmart
to double down and go, no, we'll do we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
We'll make little houses. These stories cool cut. I want
to get one and live in it in my backyard.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
It's like, actually, because you're a homeowner jubile, you can
get what's called an auxiliary dwelling unit.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I to live in my own backyard and never set
foot in my house.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
How fun rent in one of them if you want
to live in the tiny house.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I wouldn't want to charge myself for in, but I
guess I could. I was thinking along the lines of like,
I don't know me like moving to other people. Yeah,
house in your backyard.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Energy, it's so crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You can see right in your bathroom. I know what
it used to be in my bathroom. Now you just
go out here in the lawn.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
And then the big house just leaves them a little
snack outside room to come up and feed himself at
the end of the day. Anyway, that's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
On the Double Show.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Daisy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been dating her boyfriend Tyler for about a year,
but now she thinks something's going on, so we'll see
if we can.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Help her out. Daisy, what's up. Why do you think
Tyler's cheating?
Speaker 15 (14:54):
Yeah, so we've been together for like a year now.
My sister actually is the more he set us up.
And when I first started dating him, she kind of said, like, hey,
I know he started.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Up at the past, like he has cheated.
Speaker 15 (15:09):
He's you know, maybe not the most trustworthy guy, but
to be honest, like I've I've dated guys like that
in the past, and I kind of felt like maybe
I could be the one to like change him or
tame him, you know. So I wasn't super concerned about it.
And he's always like really respectful to me, and like
we don't really really even fight like with each other
at all.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So you know, things aren't like boring like he's not
like a like a chill guy necessarily. Like we'd like
to go out and like to do stuff.
Speaker 15 (15:37):
And we've gotten into some trouble, like at a club before,
and we've done some stupid things in.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Public that I can't really say on the air, but
other than that, like things have been like pretty good
between the two of us.
Speaker 15 (15:48):
So my sister texted me the other night and she
said that she saw him at a club, which isn't, like,
you know, crazy to me, because like we do.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Like to go out, but she said that he was
like kind of all over this girl.
Speaker 15 (16:03):
And when she called me, I kind of just brushed
it off, and then I was started like yelling at.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Her because I felt like she was kind of starting.
Speaker 15 (16:10):
To try and cause some like problems or drama and
I just don't really feel like he would do something
like that, and she's.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Just somebody who is like kind of addicted to.
Speaker 15 (16:18):
Drama, so I just felt like this was like her
trying to stir the pot again. So then when he
got home, I told him like, oh, this is what
she said, and I thought it was kind of funny,
and then he didn't think it was funny like at all.
So he got really mad at it about it, and
he started talking to you about my sister, and I
guess that he was pissed, Like I totally understand that,
(16:40):
but he got like really really pissed, to the point
where then it kind of started to feel like weird,
like Okay, why are you.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
This like a weird defensive like a too overly defensive response.
Speaker 15 (16:52):
Yeah, it was like he got too upset. So now
I'm just not really sure what to think. And the
more I think about it, the more I'm like, if
something's not adding up, and like maybe what she said
was true and he was doing something. I think he's
going to be really pissed when he finds out that
I called a radio station.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Gets to the bottom of this.
Speaker 15 (17:13):
But I just I kind of feel like I have
to know before I make a decision, like if I'm
going to go.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Forward or not.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Do you think that you're the type of person that
would be upset if he was just dancing with somebody
at a club, maybe in a flirty way, but there
was no actual cheating and there's no wrong answer. I'm
just I'm curious to see what you know your sister's
definition of him really stepping out.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
On you is Yeah.
Speaker 15 (17:35):
I mean I think for me that feels like a no,
like I wouldn't do that with another guy, And I
think he'd be mad if he saw me do that
with another guy.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Okay, okay, well, you already told us what grocery store
he's a Rewards card member at, so we'll play a
song come back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell him that he's
the lucky winner this month of flowers to be delivered
to anybody that he wants, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers see you or to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, Well play us.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'll come back and get your To Catch a Teater next.
Right in the middle of Today's To Catch a Cheater
and Daisy is on the phone. She thinks that her
boyfriend of about a year might be cheating on her.
So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a Rewards
card member at and say that every month we choose
one lucky Rewards Card member who gets free flowers delivered
to anybody that they want. We'll see if he sends
(18:22):
us to her or to somebody else. But before we
do that, Daisy, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation.
Speaker 15 (18:27):
Yeah, so, my sister saw my boyfriend at a club
kind of like hanging on some girl. And then when
he came home, I told him about it, like kind
of joking about it because I thought it was funny,
because it just seemed like completely ridiculous in something he
wouldn't do, and he.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Got so upset that now I feel like maybe there
is some kind of like truth.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Somebody gets really, really really angry when they're not just
being straight up accused when you ask them about it.
You know, that's usually a sign that something's going on.
So hopefully not. But we'll see if we can figure
it out. Right now, Okay you ready?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Right here we go.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbel calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Tyler.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Oh this is he sign you who again?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us here.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
This must big winner.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
I don't think I am Like, what did I don't
I don't think I answered anything.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
I'm not sure if you've seen the signs. But every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at random
to say thank you very much for being a loyal
customer by gifting you free flower delivery from our Florida department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a car to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
No way, Wow, I never went anything.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Well, can't say that anymore.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
W cool?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
If you know who you want to send them to
you right now? I can take the information down in
just a matter of a minute's over the phone. If
you need some time to think about it, I can
set up a time to.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Call you back. You said how many flowers?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Thirty six long stem red roses?
Speaker 8 (20:10):
Oh okay, now, quick question. Is it possible to send
them like to break those up and send them to
different people?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Sure, we can split them up. So I'll just need
to get some infol from you. Give me one second.
Do you know who you want to send them to now?
Or do you need me to call you back?
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Yeah? No, yeah, I can give them you names now
for sure.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, And so what I will need from you is
the first and last name of the first person you
want to send them to.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Hold on, and it's Anna, And I got to check
my phone for last name.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Hold on a second, okay, and then just while I'm
on this page of the thing here with the other
person's name, I'll just go ahead and type that in.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
And then we got too tear.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah, so this will be best, okay, and the last
one will be Daisy. And they're all spelled like normal
names like face week. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I thought I was just splitting up two. So you
want to split it in three ways?
Speaker 8 (21:06):
There, I guess three, yeah, twelve, if I could do twelve,
twelve and twelve.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Okay, I've got them all in there, so Anna, Beth
and Daisy. And then do you want to put anything
on cards.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
To the people?
Speaker 8 (21:20):
I mean, you just put on the same thing in
all three. I think that'll be fine. I'll feel like
writing a card sure everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Okay, right, I can.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Love you baby, thinking of you something like that.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
And okay, Well that is all the info I needed,
because Tyler, this is actually the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
It's a radio show. My name is jewbl three bro.
My name is Nina also on the show, and I'm Victoria.
Your girlfriend Daisy is on the phone as well.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Tyler Like, what's the mm hmmm?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Whoa hold up? Like? What have nothing?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Nothing to say?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater and
that's what this is, and day it did?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Daisy Like, what's the Like what are you? Are you
kidding me right now? Like this is oh you're gonna
I don't even know what to say. I don't even
know what to say.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, am I kidding?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
You?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Am I kidding?
Speaker 8 (22:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
What did I do in this situation?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
You were gonna get roses? Are you? Like? Are you
serting to get the roses?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I knew I knew that something was going on with
you and Anna. I knew it.
Speaker 15 (22:27):
I knew there was just something in my head that
told me that you said you were just work friends.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
But I knew it.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Like this is disgusting and who is best?
Speaker 8 (22:35):
What is this?
Speaker 16 (22:36):
Tyler?
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Seriously? What is this? What is what? I don't Here's
here's your here's your problem, right Like, I don't know
what you think you know, but you don't know anything.
I was going to send you roses that I'm allowed
to you know? Is it illegal to send roses to
someone I don't even pay anything for them.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Like with the same card.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Yeah, well, I don't know what. Broke called me and
was like, hey, what do you want to I don't know,
like I'll have time for all this time whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Love you baby. That's just something you're going to say
to like a random friend.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
It's something I said to you. I have time to
write that. That's ridiculous. Okay, you know what, Like this
is ridiculous. I don't what do you want me to say? You?
What do you want me to say? Okay, like you're
the only one. I guess I was under the impression
that I was, yeah, well you're not okay, I'm sorry,
(23:28):
Like I'm young. I I told you like when we
first met that this is who I am, Like I
want to play the field, and it's like I don't
see myself being and so if you've been thinking that,
then sorry, okay, but like this is who I am,
you know, like I just I'm.
Speaker 15 (23:46):
Like such a liar, Like I literally can't even listen
to you speak anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You're literally such a liar.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
You are to send your roses. You complain in a
lot for someone who's going to get roses, and and I.
Speaker 15 (23:59):
Love you romantic two other women who cares about them.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
You don't even know them, So, like, what does it matter?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What does it matter?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You're my boyfriend? I don't know about their boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Like, you can't own somebody. You can't own a person
or a thing.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And don't be somebody's boyfriends. I say, but you can
be in a relationship, sir.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I can be in I can be a few people's boyfriend.
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Well, not disclosing that information, probably to all of the
girlfriends ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I don't, like, I don't.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Have anything I tell them, Like, listen, this is who
I am. Like, that's who I am. I'm up front
about it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You were not affront about it.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I told you when we first met that, like, hey,
I play the field, this is who I am. You
were just trying to make me. I guess you know
it's something I wasn't I to be my boyfriend. You
weren't living in reality. Okay. I told you who I was.
I showed you who I am. I was authentic the
whole time, and instead you're whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
All right, you know what, Thank you guys for helping
me figure this out.
Speaker 15 (25:03):
But I just I can't listen to this anymore, so
I'm just going to go, oh, you.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Know what, you're not No, No, you're not in charge
of this. You're not in charge of this. Okay. I'm
the one who gets to say when this is.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Over, I think we are. Yeah, actually I am. I
hung up on him right there.
Speaker 15 (25:19):
He's The amount of lying that was just happening was
like it was just too much for me. I really
couldn't hear it anymore. So thank you for at least
I us helping me figure it out.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, at least now, you know, and make sure you
don't make that about you. I mean, obviously he's got
some issues he needs to work out.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's okay. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 17 (25:46):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational We didn't get it.
Everyone in this room is now dumber. For heaven, listen,
I award you no points and they have.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
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It is your chance to take on our own Victoria
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(26:53):
we go, Victoria ready, absolutely run association. First word that
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Speaker 2 (27:02):
Funny to me front door Victor. Thank you. Your versus
Victoria is coming up right after this the jew will
Show you.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
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Speaker 2 (27:32):
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Speaker 8 (27:35):
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Speaker 4 (27:39):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Amaras in
a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Ruben
will up, Ruben, Hey, good, do you think you have
what it takes to beat Victoria?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I think I do.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I'm ready, Victoria? Are you ready? Oh fucking that, I'm
always I'm never ready. I'm ready right now though.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Okay, yeah, Victoria out of the studio, And while she's leaving, Ruben,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, all right, all right here
we go, Ruben. Your time starts now. What is an
eight sided shape called? What is the name of the
(28:29):
Italian dish consisting of thin sheets of pasta layered with
cheese and sauce. What fruit is known as the King
of Fruits and has a spiky outer shell.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Dragonfruit?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
What is the primary ingredient in chocolate?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
What is the name of Moana's chicken friend?
Speaker 8 (28:49):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Time is up.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
getting settled, Ruben, what's something you would like the world
to know today.
Speaker 16 (28:58):
I'd like them to know that they are able to
spread kindness and smiles to everybody.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Oh that's nice, Ruben. What are you gonna do today
to spread some kindness and smiles?
Speaker 8 (29:09):
I don't know. Maybe maybe I'll pay for the person
behind me?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh sweet, walk up and tickle a complete stranger? Why
maybe not do that? You want to get punched in
the FDA?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
All right, Victoria's in studio, headphones on you ready, yep,
thirty seconds. I'm ready to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, okay, and
you have to beat Ruben outright to win?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Ruben, you can tell Victoria whin.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
To go go? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
What is an eight sided shape called bro octagon? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
What is the name of the Italian dish consisting of
thin sheets wait, layered with cheese and sauce. Oh oh, lasagna,
which fruit is known as the King of Fruits and
has a spiky fr shell. Wait, what bikey pineapple? What
is the primary ingredient in chocolate?
Speaker 8 (29:59):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Chocolate? What's so? What is the name of Malta's chicken? Oh?
Why don't want it? You don't do the one from
serfs up. I know that one chicken Joe is.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
A Coca bron that's not the one, though, I don't
know that chicken's name.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's too all right, let's get the score with our scoreboard, produce.
Ruben got three correct. Yeah, Victoria also got three correct,
So crazy, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Good job there.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
That's a good job, Victoria. But that doesn't mean that
she won. Ty goes to you, Reuben. Congratulations, you beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You got a gift card. And let's get the answers
now with Nina. An eight sided shape is an octagon.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
It is the name of the Italian dish with layers
of pasta and cheese and sauce is lasagna. The King
of Fruit is a Durian that has a spiky adder
shell Doltos also smell I'm pretty it's pineapple Durian. I've
opened that thing before. You gotta get it at the
Exotic fruit stands. The primary and green and chocolate is cocoa.
(31:01):
And the name of Mahana's Chicken is Hey Hey, bro
Chicken Joe, come on chucking Joe's dope? Hey Hey is
also have you seen chicken Joe? No, but have you
seen hey Hey? Does Hey Hey have a coconut?
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Hey Hey just says hey.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Hey, Rubn Thank you for playing play You Versus Victoria
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play, you can always dm us at the
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Speaker 6 (31:24):
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Speaker 4 (31:31):
Craig is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Bailey. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But first, Craig, what's up. How long has it been
since you heard from Bailey?
Speaker 8 (31:44):
It's been about a week.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Okay, seems like the sweet spot, you know, in that week.
Did you try to reach out to her at all?
Speaker 8 (31:51):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 16 (31:53):
I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
What was happening.
Speaker 16 (31:55):
I thought it went really well, so I'm not sure
why she's not getting.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
Back to me.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay, what'd y'all do?
Speaker 16 (32:02):
We went to uh, we went to this restaurant on
the water. It was Stpoo placed nice. Yeah, they have
like great appetizers and stuff. And and then we talked
a lot. And I mean she did bring teart cards to.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
The date, like to do a reading.
Speaker 16 (32:19):
Yeah, but she really didn't know how to how to
use them. So it was it was kind of like
fun and shoot, it was kind of like a like
an ice picker type deal. And yeah, we were both
like making up stories about what our future would be like,
and it was cool. We kind of we kind of
just like you know, talked about how much gkid we
wanted and grew up with a farm and it was fun.
(32:39):
It was like we will she was saying was saying
something similar as well, and yeah, then it was going
everything was going great. And we walked I walked with
her car and we kind of, you know, we made
out of the parking lot and we did for a
while and it was great.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
And then I don't know, and I want to to
you know, they're over. She's like really really fun.
Speaker 16 (33:01):
She's like really fun, spontaneous, that person, which I'm really
like looking.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
For right now.
Speaker 16 (33:06):
And I really liked the excitement she brings.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Did anything happen on the date that was awkward at all? Yeah,
a little bit because okay, huge.
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Thing afterwards I realized, I actually I'm kind of embarrassed
by it, actually, because when I got home, I realized,
like I spilled olive oil on my my my pants,
like my mom from the bread, from like my my
crotch area, okay, and I didn't notice at all until
I until I got home. So the only thing I'm
(33:41):
thinking of, I'm afraid that she thought, like, you know,
I feed myself or like something worse.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
From the makeout.
Speaker 16 (33:47):
I got excited.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Was this a book? So it's a big oil scene
that was on your pants?
Speaker 16 (33:53):
Yeah, it's because I dropped bread on me and the
bread had a lot of oil on it.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, and I did.
Speaker 16 (34:00):
I didn't even know I would have talked that I
would have mentioned I didn't even know. So that's the
only thing I think why she would not be might
be not be calling.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You back, especially if it's in a certain area.
Speaker 16 (34:10):
I mean, yeah, And I tried, like on her next day,
she'dn't answer, Yeah, I don't know if it's a pants.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Or for something else. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And you said you've texted her. What did you say?
Speaker 8 (34:24):
I was just like, hey, how's it going?
Speaker 16 (34:25):
I had fun? But you look at it again, like
you a lot.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, you can't really explain over text. I feel like
if I got a message like a guy trying to
explain what that was, I don't know how i'd react. Well,
especially if she didn't see it.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Maybe she did.
Speaker 16 (34:40):
I don't want to like take a picture of my pants, like,
hey about this weird?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
All right? Well, yeah, that would be worse. You want
to talk to you about this? What is this? All right?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Well, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her,
see if she tell us why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get you another date.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Place come back, get your first a follow up next
right in the middle of your first date, follow up,
and if you're just joining us. Craig is on the phone,
and we're about to call Bailey, a girl that he
went out with who's now ghosting him, and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But before we do that, Craig, why
don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
I went up this girl, Bailey. We had a lot
of fun with a seafood place.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
We uh, you know.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
Played tear cards, left around, joked around, me out a
little bit. I think it went well. I think everything
went well until I got home and I realized I
had some oil from the bread and I spilled on
my pants and my crotch area and didn't look uh,
doesn't look great. So and I can call texted. I
haven't heard back, so I don't know. She's kind of
(35:46):
go she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I'm so sorry. I'm laughing.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
I mean, come on, yeah, I mean it is even
if she is ghosting you because of that, it's still
pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I know it is.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
All right, you're ready for us to call her? Yeah, sure, okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm aspeaking to Bailey. Please, Yeah,
this is she Hi. Bailey, how are you. My name
(36:17):
is Jewbel and this is a radio show. It's called
The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Hi, the whole show's here. I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Hi. I'm good.
Speaker 13 (36:25):
Hi guys, thanks for calling.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I guess yeah. Have you listened to the show before? Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
So we're calling because this is a first day follow
up where if you go on a date with somebody
and you end up ghosting them, they can get they
can have us get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
And you're currently ghosting somebody?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Okay, maybe do you have any idea who would email us?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (36:50):
You casually? You know, I have met some people, so
I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Okay, Bailey's busy, so it could be a number of people.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
You want to throw out name.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Is it Craig?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Yes, congratulations something You got that right?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's Craig.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
He emailed us and told us about your date and
he says that you haven't talked to him for a
week and he's wondering if you'll tell us why.
Speaker 14 (37:18):
I mean, it actually might kind of sounds super stupid,
but yeah, I guess I have been avoiding him, so
I didn't like his shoes.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well, it's wrong with his shoes.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
She was wearing these like he's like half sneaker, kind
of like half hiking boot kind of shoe.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (37:36):
You know our dates and and he just felt a
little too like you know, crunchy granola for.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Me, crunch crano.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, you know that.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
Was like that type the granola.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
I don't know that shouldn't be a big deal.
Speaker 14 (37:50):
I know that sounds probably a lot of people think
that sounds super stupid, but for me at this point
in my life, like it just seems like that's his vibe.
And I'm like way too tired and like I'm getting older,
like to try to change a man and like make
a man fit into like the kind of style in
life that I would live, and to change how he
acts or how he dresses. So yeah, I just feel
(38:12):
like I'm past that teaching stage of my life and
I just want to find a man who is like
an already trained ready to be like the way that
I like him.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
So you don't want to have to train a dude
again to get into that.
Speaker 13 (38:26):
Yeah, Like, let's be real, we all know we train
our men. I mean, come on, like, you know, the
dress like women kind of.
Speaker 14 (38:32):
You know, we train our dudes to be in the
way that we like our dudes, and it just seemed
like I'd have to work too hard.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
To try to change him.
Speaker 13 (38:38):
And I shouldn't want to have to change somebody from
who they are.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
You shouldn't. Yeah, you're right there, you shouldn't want to
do that. I mean, I get wanting to influence somebody,
Like if you really like somebody and you really hate
their shoes, I mean, there's definitely a way to be
like babe, you know, you'd look really cute and.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
I know, and that seems simple, but it just seems
like the way life.
Speaker 14 (38:57):
I know. I guess I just felt like I was like, oh,
this was going to take like months years of like
trying to like maybe make you be the dude that
I'm usually into, but this is not your style. So
at this point I was just like, eh, you know what,
forget it. Like he was actually super hot. I had
a great time with him. I just yeah, after that,
I was just like, this isn't going to go past
(39:17):
the first date.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Did you know that Craig is on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Uh no, all, Hi.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
Hello doing I'm good.
Speaker 13 (39:30):
I'm sorry that you had to hear all that. It's
nothing personal.
Speaker 16 (39:35):
I think it's kind of shallow to be honest, especially
like over shoes, like I have other pairs of shoes.
I mean, yeah, I mean I think it's I don't
know how you judge someone based off one appearance one day,
but I guess that's your thing.
Speaker 8 (39:50):
It's kind of what you do so well.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
I mean, and I'm pologize if you were like confused.
I mean, I know he had like an awesome kiss
at the end of the night and that was great.
It's just like to me, of course they made out,
you know, like I had two glasses of Chartona and
you were there, you know, like make ups were just
like innocent and fun. Like I think maybe by us kissing,
you probably thought it would be more serious after that.
(40:14):
Like I don't know, it didn't have to mean anything,
Like I just thought it was a one great date
and that was a great time.
Speaker 13 (40:20):
But that we just like believe it.
Speaker 8 (40:21):
Is that okay.
Speaker 16 (40:23):
I mean, that's that's fine. I mean, I guess you
had a lot of past trauma about training guys or
whatever that what that means? But there was just a
pair of shoes, So I mean, it's fine, it's cool,
no worries. I hope you uh, you know, bring bring
a pair of shoes to your next date. Do you
want the guy to wear so so you'll feel more comfortable.
Speaker 13 (40:45):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't really need to bring the shoes.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
I was obviously looking for a man who just like
knows how to dress on a date, is what I
kind of mean.
Speaker 10 (40:53):
Like, I mean, you do you. I'm sure you have
plenty of other great shoes. Then, like, why was that
like this to represent who you are on date one?
So I wouldn't say this is all on me, just
like I don't think it has anything to do with trauma.
It's just call I don't want to waste my time
on someone you like. He isn't really putting the thought
in on a date.
Speaker 16 (41:12):
I mean, I think a lot of girls like what
I wear.
Speaker 8 (41:15):
I mean I didn't like your I don't like your makeup.
Speaker 16 (41:17):
It was a little shoppy, But I wasn't trying to
end the entire relationship because you couldn't you don't know
how to put on makeup.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
I guess that's your thing.
Speaker 16 (41:24):
So you know, I just thought you had a bad
makeup day.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
I I will see how well you didn't the next time.
But I guess we're not doing mass themselves.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
Now, Like you said, you'll find you said, there's plenty
of girls who like your shoes, so definitely go find
one of them and you'll have a second date.
Speaker 13 (41:39):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Are we sure about that? Bailey? Would you like another
day with Creig? Will pay for it?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
No, I'm good.
Speaker 14 (41:45):
I you know, I like somebody who really wants to
bring in and wants to respect me on the date.
Speaker 13 (41:49):
I'll pass.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
Uh No, I'm good as well.
Speaker 16 (41:52):
I'd rather not go on a second date someone who's
empty and Shallo has trauma over shoes and.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Shirts and the very question school.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Makeup choices, first date, follow up.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
You never know what's going on in your home when
you're not there, especially if you live with someone else.
What kind of weird stuff are they doing when you
leave the door. Well, a trend is going viral of
guys sharing the things that they do when their lady
isn't home.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
You may want to drop your boyfriend after you hear it.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Right after this, I cook a package of bacon and
save the drippings, and then I cook basically everything in
the fat until it's gone. What my wife and daughter
are vegetarians. Texts We just got in at four one
oh sixty one because a trend is going viral of
guys sharing the things that they do when their lady
isn't home. You've ever wondered what your man is doing
when you're not there? You probably don't want to know,
(42:44):
but we'll go over it for.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
You right now. Well curious.
Speaker 7 (42:46):
It's going to hit a little different, by the way,
because I live with my parents, so it's like what
my dad is doing.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
For you, it's what your dad's doing.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
When guys said I take five decorative pillows off the
bed and put them in the closet until the morning
of her return, I just take all the throat pillows
and put them.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Away until she comes back. It's the point of them.
I love throw pillows. Why do you guys have such
a problem with that? I don't.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
I love throw pillows too, I got them all over
my house.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
But I am alone on an island right now with
my hate for throw pillows.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
I don't get it. It's not practical. It's just suffer
for the sake of stuff. It's not. They're never comfortable.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Don't tell me that those canvas, spiky, scratchy pillows are comforting.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Lay your head on throw pillows because it ruins the
form of them.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Meanwhile, Bradley's got a teddy bear on his bed though,
but don't ever tell.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Square swallows and all of them have purpose.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
They're his friends and they talk to him late at night.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Night squad is a bad house.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
A night night squad, you too, Sharky and mister Hans I.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Started thinking with a stuffed animal too.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
His name is Edgwalter Eddie story behind it. I'll take
you guys, But what weird things does your guy do
when you're not home? Well, this is going viral of
guys sharing what they do when their women leave the house.
One says, I don't play music, I don't have the
TV on. I sit in complete silence.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
He's about to break.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
I might read my phone, but I just sit there
until she comes back because I don't have to listen
to anybody's.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
Feature like coming home though, And that's your man that's
sitting there. And you know, if this doesn't tell you
to do this, then I don't know it does. But
before you walk in the door, like, peek in the windows,
Like just try to take a little peek and see
if you can catch them doing something weird. Because if
I saw my man just sitting there staring at a
wall to be so scared, I want to think he's
like she's.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
So what other things do your guys do when the
ladies aren't home?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Turn the ac down? That was what somebody said. Hey, man,
it gets hot with hot flashes.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Okay, I'd like I'll say this, I'd rather be freezing
cold than sweltering hot.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Accent just gross and you stink. Yeah, but you can
always add more clothing. You can only take so much
clothing off.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
There's a point in the hot range where you're like,
I'm done, I've got these are all the solutions that
I have and just naked in your living room?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well, did I ask? What do you guys do when
no one's home?
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I do the same stuff I would do when they
are home. But it's always weird.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
It's neighbors to get a little curious. I'm sure my
neighbors have to think I'm a crazy person. Definitely, there's
double with the head in the freezer again. I'm in
line with silence.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Guy.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
I take a deep breath and I go okay, and
then I just get some work done in peace. It's
hard to get work done with things buzzing around and.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
People will yap and at.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
My neighbors have to think I'm super weird now, especially
since I've started doing music. So I practiced singing a lot,
but I sometimes I'll just practice like an opera singing,
and I'll do it to my dog in the backyard. Mister,
(46:23):
so I'm sure they think I'm psycho. They don't talk
to me.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I don't know why. We're coming over.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
A list that's coming viral of guys sharing what they
do when their ladies leave them at home alone. One
guy says, I eat a bunch of mushrooms and watch
Avatar while listening to a podcast doing commentary on Avatar.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
We he's a unicorn. I didn't know men could multitask.
It's amazing. It's actually hot. T like, Wow, you're doing
two things at once. We should put that much dedication
into the laundry.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
They had a podcast on doing laundry and a movie
I doing laundry at the same time. I'm time for
Nina's what's trending. Do you believe that you can manifest
your dream partner? I don't know you can manifest anything.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I do too.
Speaker 7 (47:09):
Actually, thanks Ai, this time it's not Ai. Allegedly, Sabrina
Carpenter's man manifested her. So we're talking about Barry. And
I'm not going to say his last name because I
don't want to butcher it. But he's an actor from
Saltburn Barry. So somebody went deep into his tweets and
found out that back in twenty fourteen. In twenty thirteen,
(47:29):
he had tweeted lyrics to Sabrina carpenter songs or the
name of their songs.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
So back in.
Speaker 7 (47:34):
Twenty fourteen, he tweeted a photo of himself holding an
espresso cup along with the caption that said, this time
last year, I told you I would do that. I
would be an espresso addict. This is a bit of
a stretch, but it's kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Way, okay, hold on a time out, puse hues.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
He was tweeting lyrics ten years ago that she would
use in ten years.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Yeah, I was just talking about the fact that he
was going to be an espresso addict. And there people
are believing that that just kind of manifested. Okay, in
her espresso.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Song, well that is gonna make reach. I don't think
it's a reach at all.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
The word espresso was invented by the songe. Ultimately, no
one has ever done anything like espresso.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
I've never seen anybody post on social media about or
with coffee before that.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
I haven't either, you guys.
Speaker 7 (48:21):
It does get weirder though, because the tweet from twenty
thirteen he wrote, can someone please please please lend me
the Sopranos ooys?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Someone said please three times in a row that song
the Sopranos.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
Yeah, but he said please please please. The Sopranos isn't
really relevant music.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh so her new songs please please please? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
I thought I was gonna say, can someone please make
a song called espresso? And I'm like, okay, I can
see I said, no.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm all on board. It's nuts.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
I just feel like it's time to start xing about
princes or like, because.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
We have careful what you post, you know, because it
could somehow end up with the wrong person one day. Yeah,
liking espresso and using words like please.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Next thing you know, you're connected with snooky yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (49:13):
Okay, Well, whoever you're connected to, I hope you're happy.
But if you are a reader, then you're going to
be super into this because there is a new weekend
getaway that's trending, and it's all about reading. What you're
going away on like little adventures. If you're on TikTok
and you're what's it called book talk? Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Brad's face is getting read? Why are you laughing?
Speaker 7 (49:36):
It's a weekend book club, is essentially what it is,
and so this is trending. So they're all of these
new retreats are being born to cater to readers who
all go to a house and then they sit around
and read books. Girls, weekends just got real different.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 7 (49:54):
I told you guys about my friend right when we
were in Vegas who asked for earplugs. We were at
a loud restaurant that she wanted to go to, and
it was so loud that she asked the waitress for earplug. Really,
I started laughing because I was like, this is funny.
Now you can tell that we've grown up a little bit.
And she's really mad at me for that, but she
would probably really like a reading, She.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Bust out herself and read her menu Delight's Jewels.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (50:31):
I do?
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Hey, what is it?
Speaker 16 (50:33):
So?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
A couple of months ago.
Speaker 18 (50:36):
I moved out of the apartment complex that I was
living in, and now I'm trying to be all, like,
you know, financially intelligent living in my new place, and
I don't want to pay for a gym membership, so
I thought, why not just go to the gorgeous gym
(50:57):
that my old apartment complex had.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
There's no gay code, so I just show.
Speaker 18 (51:03):
Up there like four or five times a week than
my morning's there.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Like I never lost I still get in go you
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, it's crazy, Like I'm like, wait, I'm surprised more
people aren't doing this, but I'm.
Speaker 18 (51:17):
Saving like twenty to eighty dollars a month and.
Speaker 8 (51:20):
I'm so happy to do.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
You can save money on your water bill if you
still have the kidi your old apartment too.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
And there after.
Speaker 11 (51:30):
Party at my old apartment.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 18 (51:36):
Oh you are so welcome.
Speaker 8 (51:37):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah bye bye. Hello, Hello, Hey, what time you have
a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah, my dirty little secret is I'm dating two people
at the same time. Oh what, Yeah, So it happens
because the first guy that I started dating, he has
a daughter and he's got multiple income streams, so you know,
he's doing a lot of entrepreneurial work.
Speaker 19 (52:04):
And they started to get really really busy, and while
I understood it didn't meant that didn't mean that my
needs changed.
Speaker 8 (52:11):
So I got online and I started dating another guy
who also has a kid and.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Multiple streams of income, and so I kind of happened to.
Speaker 19 (52:21):
Do the situation because they're both kind of doing the
same thing, which is when their kids has mes in
their jobs, calling them a lot, they kind of just
fall off the map. So I'll text one or text
the other, depending on who's more responsive.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Sounds like you have a type. It also sounds like
you've combined two men into one. Sort of dating situations.
You have two halves make a whole. Oh yeah, updating too.
You can just call them dating two halves. Yeah, they
do it all the time.
Speaker 8 (52:51):
I learned from the best.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Thanks for your dirty little secret. Yeah, what's your dirty
little secret.