Are You Officially Old?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you can't handle me at my worst, then honestly
you're missing out because that's when I.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Get really, really funny.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Objectively, I am the funniest what I am at my worst.

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You're missing out on some real knee slappers, some really
good content.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's a jeal show, let's face it. No matter how
hard you try to fight it, everybody gets old. And
there's a thread going viral of people sharing the random
signs that you are officially old, and not only is
it funny, but it's very true. So we'll go over
it right after this and you can see how old
you actually are. That's next. It's the Jewble Show. How

(00:35):
old are you? It's a jewel show, not like physically,
like mentally. I asked a question because there's a thread
going viral of people sharing the signs that you know
you are officially old. You know, for me, I cannot
wait to be old? Why it means that you can
live totally free victorious? There is true to that. If
you feel like going for a walk outside with nothing

(00:56):
but panios and a cowboy hat on old can people
want to judge it? Go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
You've done that Anyways, getting old alesome.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
He's never having to turn your blinker off ever. True,
it's just a baseline for you in your car.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Click click click click, doesn't matter where I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm old, okay. Also, at some point you're gonna lose
your teeth, which awesome. How much of a pain is
it to have teeth you have to brush them and
go to the dentist. You'd save so much money. And
if you had dentures, if you got mad at somebody
in traffic, you can always take them off and throw
them at the Oh my gosh, you.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
See the video of the girl spitting out her dentures
trying to pretend like she's the new Hawk to up.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
She's like, it's a whole lot of fun can be
had with ictures viral. Yeah, but there's a list going
viral of the top signs that you know you're officially old.
Let's go over them right now so you can see
just how old you actually are. If you still print
your boarding pass just in case defends they're born in pass.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sometimes why app is acting funny, it's easier just to
have it, is raising his sand and Nina also, yeah,
they just do it when you check in your bags.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
When I show up at the airport, I go straight
to the kiosk and print my borders.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
To waste time. I don't know. I just want to
be prepared exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
That's how I feel that it's stopping me from getting
on display nothing my phone.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's another sign that you might be officially old. You
snap your fingers when you're trying to remember something.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
I see people do this, and I've been like, don't
snap at me and be like, oh, I'm sorry, No,
I'm trying to snap it like I can't remember, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Like, oh, I do that one. When I remember, I'm
like and then I get distracted by the snap, and
I'm like, oh, cool, that's a cool What if you
like snap to be like something's cool, Like that's right.
We're like, oh that's good, Like that's cool.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
I think.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
We're not done with the list. Yeah, let's see. That's cool,
it says, and this one is very true. How do
you know you're getting older? You can't sit or stand
without making some sort of noise. What do you mean
that's like when you get out of a chair cross.

(03:20):
I thought it was like if your knees popped or
like something like that. Those sounds too. Yeah, but you know,
every time I sit down lately, my sound is that
was just because you're at work. But apparently I can
always tell when I'm drained, like you know, mentally, like
stressed out or whatever, because I start doing that. I

(03:40):
don't do it normally. If I'm feeling fine, I'll just
get out of a chair. But when I start noticing that,
I'm going like, I'm like, oh man, I need a break.
Just listen to the sound going over hey thread that's
going viral, people saying that sharing the things that the
signs that you know you're officially old. You use your
speakerphone for most of your calls. Okay, No, I feel

(04:04):
like Ollie just do that. Younger ones too, and it's
the most irritating thing on the planet. I mean, why
are you talking to your speakerphone and there's other people
around you. Don't you want privacy in your conversation. I
don't do that. I'm scared of what people are going
to say on my speaker phone. I to do it
in public, but some people will have any conversation on
their seet.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't get I don't get it at all. I
have wired headphones. That's how much I don't get it.
I would rather walk around with wired headphones than do
a speakerphone conversation.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I was at the airport once and this woman sat
down next to me, and she was away for the weekend,
cheating on her boyfriend. Oh and she what that rip
on speaker huh. Well, she didn't say it necessarily. Well,
she did at some point, but it was very obvious
what she's doing. She had her sister watch. I knew
the whole conversation, right. Her sister watched her kid while

(04:51):
she went out of town and was looking up with
another guy. Wow. But her sister somehow let the boyfriend
know that the kid was there on accident or something
like that. So she was on speakerphone like, oh my god,
you did. What am we gonna do now you know
that I was coming to see this guy? Oh my god.

(05:13):
It was a fun conversation. It is the most fun
I've had in a while at the airport listening to that. Okay,
that kind of conversation, keep it on speaker. But other
than that, another sign that you know you're old. You
watch the local news every night. I don't know how
to find it, I would. I don't know how to
find it, are you sure?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I listened to the local news on the radio.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
I listen to the.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Local news every single day. You do two to three
times a day. But isn't the same like find it
on the TV.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
So I'm not old. I use radio instead, So you're
even older.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Dang it.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't need the moving pictures. It was simple, man,
it says. Another sign that you're officially old is you
judge parents if their kid isn't wearing a jacket. A jacket,
like it's April, that kid should have a jacket on.
I judge parents for a lot of things, so yes,

(06:12):
I guess, yeah, say, I judge them all the time
for clothing choice. Let them live their life, man, I'm
not stopping them from doing it. I just think it's
irresponsible parenting. If it's cold out, put a jacket on it.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Maybe they're warm blood they like they take the warm
they warm up brad or like when they're walking around
barefoot on like a dirty cement, like you should probably
put shoes on. I mean that'd be a great I
think that they can step on and hurt their foot.
But that's anti life though. That doesn't mean you're old.
That's called anti life.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm just a dad. Another sign that you're officially old.
You know exactly where your heating pad is?

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I use it everday. Seriously. I hug that thing.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I'll put I get a lot of anxieties. I'll put
it on my chest, or I'll put it around my neck.
I sleep with my heating pad every night. Really, I
just like cuddle it so I don't feel alone. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I have a question. I have a question.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
What does it mean if you went to go buy
heating pad and you saw the prices and.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
You were like, well, this inflation. I'm just not going
to get one because that was my situation with eating pads.
It's time for you to retire officially. Just get it.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You'll feel away around the house and use in gardening.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from the Federal Bureau
of International Affairs. I was looking to speak with Rosalind.
This is hello Roslin. Let me introduce myself one more time.

(07:44):
My name is Officer Pete Eakins, and I'm calling from
the Federal Bureau of International Affairs.

Speaker 9 (07:50):
Okay, how how can I help you?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, I need to speak with you about an incident
that happened recently while you were in Italy.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I'm I'm not really aware of any incidents that I hope.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
I mean, I was in.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Italy, but there were no no incidents. Is in no
incidence in Italy.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Not at all, not that I'm aware of. It's just
on vacation.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I want to let you know, we at the Bureau
of International Affairs take our job very seriously, and we
have a lot of things to do, and we're very busy,
and we do not like it when people waste our time.
So oh yeah, well I feel.

Speaker 10 (08:26):
Yeah, I am at work as well, so I don't
I just don't know what this is about.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Tell me about the urchin. That's why I'm calling. I'm
sorry about the what the incident with the urchin?

Speaker 11 (08:40):
John?

Speaker 8 (08:40):
You remembery?

Speaker 9 (08:41):
So the thing I stepped on it.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Is not a shame. It is a living creature. It
is a sea urchin. Yes, I need to ask you
some questions about the incident with the urchin.

Speaker 12 (08:52):
I mean, we were just at the beach and I
was just in the water, swimming and talking to my friend,
and I put my feet down.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
And there was an urchin in the rock and the
spine got right there.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I need to remind you of something. As an American
traveling international, you are a representative of this country, so
you need.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
To do not swim on these rocks. There were no
signs other people were on the rock, like it was
just normal.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I thought it would be a good idea to jump
down there and assault an urchin in Italian waters?

Speaker 12 (09:26):
Are you actually serious right now? Like I don't understand.
It doesn't make any I'm sorry, but like it doesn't
make any sense.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Was the reason you didn't the reason was injured? Is
there a reason with that When you came back into
the United States, you did not report that you had
a scuffle with.

Speaker 12 (09:41):
A urchin because it wasn't It was an injury out
of beach and the fisherman pulled the spine out of
my foot, and it's just like he's like, oh, this
happens all the time. And then like you know, like
then they were sweet in the Uni prosecco, and like
I was led.

Speaker 13 (09:56):
To this happens all the time, Like I wasn't doing
anything wrong, Like you now you're I did something wrong.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, when you got back to the US and you
were going through customs, you should have reported that you've
got in a fight with an urchin. Well why, why?

Speaker 14 (10:08):
Why?

Speaker 12 (10:08):
I've been injured abroad several times. There's nothing that says,
were you injured, Will Broad there's something on the floor.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
They didn't even have aformed this time when I came.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Back, all sorts of bacteriod thing that wasn't even there.
I'm assuming you didn't go to your own doctor and
get a chlamydia test.

Speaker 13 (10:23):
Why would I get a chamytea test for the.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Urgent communical diseases. Urchins carry colmydia like crazy, and you
may have brought a strain of super comdia from that
urgent back into the United States of America, and it's
completely reckless. Oh my god, you will have to face
reel like what is going on? Like really, what's going
on right now? Is what's going on?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Is?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I am having trouble understanding why you would have such
an attitude with an officer from the Federal Bureau of
International Affairs. But it's fine, Oh yeah, I don't feel fine.
We will be sending Will sending out a fine. If
it is not paid, it is punishable by jail time,
so you will be receiving a fine of twenty four
hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
I'm sure, sure I'm.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Gonna get a fine.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
I think this is total bolt.

Speaker 12 (11:02):
And by the way, you will be hearing from my
lawyers because I don't put up with harassment and you're
harassing me while I am at work.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
All right, I'll just tell you that Lilah sets you
up for this prank phone call, and then maybe you'll
calm down. Oh my god, she's such as actually do
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your friend. Lilah set you up.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
You're both dumb. You're both dumb, and you both owe
me drinks.

Speaker 12 (11:27):
This was very stressful and stupid, and I'm suing you
for emotional distress. And if you do not buy me
two bottles of champagne and give me free Cancert tickets, then.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'll bring the Urgent along with me. You're so dumb.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
She's stupider than you are.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Goodbye. Wake up every morning with double phone pranks. It's time.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Vernina's what's trending and bibe Rexite is not planned we've
been reporting a lot about how she's been threatening to
I guess, take down the music industry.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
For things that have happened to her over time.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
She go bbe, she's got some legs to stand on there,
but also she is not playing when it comes to
throwing stuff at her on stage. She would do that
a lot to her, Like I knew, Yeah, the black
eye started with the water bottle, right, it started with
the cell phone and she got the black eye. But
the reason why we're talking about this again is because

(12:18):
the videos have been making their rounds and she did
press charges. She pressed charges against this person who was arrested,
charged with two counts of third degree assault as well
as second degree aggravated harassment, third degree attempted assault, and
second degree harassments.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
So this person now is.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Believed to be working towards a community service requirement in
order to get the charges dropped. So lesson here. Just
don't throw stuff on stage for so many reasons. Yeah, yeah,
especially at bb REXA.

Speaker 9 (12:51):
It charged for real.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I was like, why throw your phone? Like I don't
know what it was, but do you plan on getting
that back? And your style?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
How do you get so excited too you're like, on,
you just toss your phone up there. They wanted her
to take a selfie and then like I am not
like her feet like her.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's like you go and you're so excited, You're like,
I just want to photo. I'm excited, and then.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
You leave with charges pop exactly what I like about
what Bbe's doing though. She's reminding people that there are
humans on stage. These are not robots on a screen.
This is real people, like, this is not the Internet,
this is real life. And if you throw something at her,
it's not like a comment, Okay, it's actually going to

(13:38):
hit her. And then she's actually going to go through
the pressing charges like anyone should. Yeah, And so I
like she's reminding people that there are humans involved in
this music there. I know people forget when.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
They're watching a show that that is an actual person
sometimes and just how to act well in all ways.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
I feel like accountability is something that we owe to
each other because act right. Speaking of acting right, Americans
want to be able to act right towards each other.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
More often want to.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Because they're just over self checkouts and desiring the human
contact by going through regular checkout lines so much so
that places like Walmart and other grocery stores are starting
to reduce the self checkout lines, if not taking them
away altogether.

Speaker 15 (14:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I like self checkout too. I don't why because it
always messes with me. That's a youth problem. It's not
a me problem. It's a machines problem. Like like it's
like you have one extra item. No, I don't how
what are you weighing right now to put anything else
in there? Like freezes on me. I always have to

(14:49):
have somebody come, an actual person, and finish the process
of checking out at the self checkout. Really, yeah, well
I really missed that.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
That that feeling of getting your your credit card declined
it the checkout and having that person look at you
in the eyes right, you know what?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Ever had that feeling the weirdest feeling you'll ever have
in your life. Self checkout won't give you that. We're
standing in line when you're in a rush, and then
you have a really chatty checker and talking to the
person in front of you, and you're like, let's go.
Maybe you guys should just focus on the self checkout.

(15:24):
I don't know what's happening here.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
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(15:49):
they're kind of going away.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
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the new like editor in chief, almost like the new
like Meryl Streep has to come back, well she does,
Like what if it's like, uh, Anne Hathway needs help
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it's like a new intern person who's like.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I mean, it'd be great. I want to see all
the OG's person they don't mess it up. I made
it like mixed with like X Men, and then it
was an excellent Devil just a fancy one. I'm trying
to take over New York City.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Like that TV show Lucifer. I couldn't understand him anyway.
That's what's trying to.

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Speaker 2 (16:29):
Lannon is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Kate.
So we're about to call Kate in a little while
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date if he still wants one.
But first, landon, thanks for coming on the show man.
How long has it been since you heard from Kate?

Speaker 8 (16:45):
Hey, it's ben like a week. I don't know what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
How many times have you tried to reach out to
her in that week?

Speaker 10 (16:53):
Like once a day? Honestly?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Okay, so you're thinking she's somebody special. Why don't we
go back a little bit and talk about her. So
how was your date with her?

Speaker 10 (17:03):
Oh? It was amazing. So my cousin owns the wine
restaurant and we went there and I'll be just got
wine flights and meals and we slowed danced in the
middle of the restaurant. Everyone was watching, everyone clacked for us.
It was really something else. I knew she was a
bit shy, and honestly, you know, that's kind of my type.
I love the shy girls. And I was excited to

(17:27):
like get her out of the get her out of
her shell. That's I love doing that. That's I love
to like just bring the shy girls out out showing
the world so much they're missing. You know, we had
so much food, and since it was my cousin, he
even gave us like a dessert sample afterward. It was

(17:49):
like a four hour meal.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Okay, this sounds like a dream or hours. I love
to eat like that.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
But then we haven't spoken for a week since.

Speaker 8 (17:59):
I know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
What happened at the end of y'all's date, Like, how
did it end?

Speaker 10 (18:05):
Yeah, so it ended with a kiss, which I'm pretty
proud of. But we haven't spoken since. No texting, no call, nothing, nothing.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Do you think it's because she's shy? I mean, you
did say she was a shy girl.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
That's my leading theory.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
Maybe she's just better in person than texting.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Did anything else happen on the date besides.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
The dancing and the kiss. She seemed really into me.
She laughed at all my jokes as she ate. I mean,
she's p teat, but she can really eat.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
And I'm just.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Like a lyric and a song she can really eat?

Speaker 8 (18:47):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Do you think maybe it was your kiss?

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Well, I mean it's speaking of too good. I mean
the way that we danced together, I mean felt like
it can translate the bedrooms.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, like you could dance in a bedroom too, you
can put on musically. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know
what you mean.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
But then, like I can't.

Speaker 10 (19:15):
Figure out why I'm being ghosted, you know, just like
maybe I can't figure out how I messed up. Maybe
she felt pressure to eat so much because I'm a
big foodie, you know.

Speaker 9 (19:27):
Just yeah, maybe she won't say anything.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, maybe because you know how like people feel like
they want to keep up with drinking. Oh, so maybe
it's the same idea with food.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
Yeah, she just didn't want to say anything about maybe
I don't want to eat, but he's a foodie, so yeah,
she just quietly just went along with it.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
All right. Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you man, We'll play a song come back,
and then call her see if she tell us why
she's ghosting you, and maybe get to another date. Okay, Okay,
thank you so much. Play don't come back, get your
first day follow up next, right in the middle of
your first date follow up if you're just joining us.
Landon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Kate.

(20:10):
It's been about a week. He hasn't heard anything from her,
and we're about to call her, get her on the
phone and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
him and maybe get him another day. But first, Landon,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory before we call her?
Tell us about your date.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
Yeah, so we went to my cousin's wine restaurant, drank
a lot, ate a lot, dance in front of everyone.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
They applauded for us.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
It was really fun. Ended with a kiss, and I
haven't heard from her since.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
And she's petite and can eat. All right, Well, you
ready to go? You're ready to call her?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Okay, here we go. Hi, I'm asking to Kate. Please.
This is Kate. How are you? My name is Jewbell
and I'm on a radio show called the Jewbel Show.

(21:03):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Kate?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Whole show's here? I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I'm good? So I'm sorry. This is a You guys
are on the Radio.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yes, and we're calling you because we got an email
about you about me, Okay. We do a segment on
the show it's called the First Date follow Up. That's
where if you go out with someone and then end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. Oh, okay,
means we got an email about you because you're ghosting someone.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
His name is Landon, and Landon really liked you and
wants to know why you're ghosting him. Would you mind
telling us?

Speaker 8 (21:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
I mean Landon is a great guy. I had a
great time on our date. You know, I really liked him,
and you know, it was a really fun night and
different than most states I've gone on, and it was
just really great. But you know, I just think we

(22:09):
I don't know, I think we just want different things
and I just have to protect myself from that.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I think, Okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
You know, I just want to protect my heart. I
think that Landon, you know, he was kind of talking
about how he's not really ready for a relationship and
he's looking more for like a romantic sensual experience, not
really like a full blown commitment, and you know that's fine,

(22:38):
you know, but I really want romance and experiences, but
I want to build something with someone. You know, I'm
not in a huge rush to be in a relationship,
but I don't really feel comfortable with like the non
committal mentality personally.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Did you guys have that conversation like he said that
to you.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
I mean he had said, you know that he just wants.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Like romantic experiences, but he had said he wasn't really
looking for like a like a full blown commitment, which
is you know, I get it. I had a great
time on our date. I didn't think that's what our
date was for until we met. I thought we were
looking for the same thing. So I was like taken
off guard. But you know, everyone's looking for what they're

(23:26):
looking for, and even though we had a fun time,
it's just we're both looking for different things. It's not
the right time and place.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Well, good for you knowing exactly what you want.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Kate Landon is actually on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
What hey, Kate high Land.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
Yeah, I didn't realize we were on such different paths.
We had such a good time I thought it was
going well.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, No, we had a great time, and I really
I mean, it's definitely a date I'll never forget. It
was really fun. I really enjoyed myself. I enjoyed getting
to know you. It's just I think, you know, our
path in life is just different right now.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Oh well, that's a shame. I've kind of wish you
would have answered my text. We could talk about this.
I mean, I'm open to discussion.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well then is that true, Landon? Are you not open
to a relationship?

Speaker 10 (24:23):
Well, yeah, I mean, honestly, I am just looking for
something casual right now, but I thought she was on
the same page. We never discussed it, but yeah, maybe,
I mean, if the timing is right, in the future,
we could hopefully get back together and make this work.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
What do you think.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
I mean, I really enjoyed meeting with you. I think
you're very attractive, and you know, we laughed a lot.
Maybe in the future, you know, if if I'm available,
we could definitely try again. You know, it's just timing
right now, it doesn't seem like it's on our side,

(25:00):
that's all, okay?

Speaker 8 (25:03):
Well, like, what do I have to do to make
you say yes?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Like?

Speaker 10 (25:08):
What do you need?

Speaker 5 (25:09):
You know, what that's funny. I just honestly, you're wonderful.
I had a great time with you. It's just that
I am looking for something a little more, you know,
not so much a commitment, you know, commitment with the
right person, but not something as loose as I guess
what you're looking for, just like you know, experiences, life experiences.

(25:30):
I've had a lot of life experience, and you know
I'm ready to put that life experience to you. So
there's I mean, I had a great time. I loved
your cousin's restaurant. The wine was great, the food was amazing.
I mean, I had the best time. It's just I
just don't want something super casual right now.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Landon, do you think that you're wanting something casual? Is
kind of like your defense mechanism too, because it sounds
like you really like Kate. You keep trying to get
out of the wow I feel like telling I mean,
I know, I'm just it's something to ask yourself.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
You know.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
If you just say whoever you hang out with is casual,
then you're protecting your heart too and not really putting
yourself out there.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
I didn't realize I was signing up for a therapy
session here. Yeah, you know what, I think you may
have someone to is my previous relationship. Now that I
think about it, things just went too quickly, and I
think the year I just wanted to take things more casual.

(26:30):
It's time not really look for a commitment yet.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
What if you replace the word casual with slow.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
Yeah, that's that's a good observation there.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'm sorry, but we say this all the time. We
are therapists adjacent.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
I definitely would prefer someone who's more sure on themselves,
Like if you need to experience things to you know,
feel like you'll be a better partner in the future.
I mean, that's your path, that's your choice. Like I said,
I've I've had these experiences and I have a pretty
clear idea of what I want and what I'm looking

(27:05):
for and how I want to be treated. And you know,
I just I want to be a little bit more
you know, important than just something casual that's you know,
not going anywhere, because because I'm looking for something that's
going to go somewhere.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
He would you like to go on another day with
Land and we'll pay for it.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
No, I don't think so right now. Nothing against land
in Land in you're wonderful again. I had the best time, honestly,
probably one of my top, like top dates ever. It
was really like dancing in the restaurant and the people
like it's stuff out of movies. That was incredible. It's
just again, I just want something a little bit more serious.

(27:42):
It's going to go somewhere or ideally go somewhere like
I felt a deep connection with you, so I would
not want something casual. But if in the future you
figure out what you're looking for, and if I happen
to still be available, you know you have my number. Yeah,
let's just keep in touch. We'll text back and forth
and stay on each other's radar.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
You both first date follow up.

Speaker 17 (28:08):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
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(29:03):
Jubil Show dot com if you want to play Victoria
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uh talk okay, slink slinky all right versus the Victoria

(29:26):
is coming up right after this. It's the Jubile Show.
Got room for one more. If you still want to
go to ask where did you find that some kid
back in town traded the van for it?

Speaker 10 (29:39):
Straight up?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.
You know, Lloyd, just what I think you couldn't possibly
be any elmer. You go and do something like this.
I am totally reve yourself. Time for America's favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez

(30:02):
in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's
gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Amelia.
What's up, Amelia?

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Not much?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Good morning, Good morning. Are you ready for them?

Speaker 12 (30:15):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Trivia Titan, that is Victoria Ramirez. Alright, we're gonna send
Victoria out of the studio and Amelia. The game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,

(30:38):
all right. The door is now closed. Okay, I thought
Victoria was leaving it open a crack at you. It's
all the way closed. Okay, here we go, Amelia. Your
time starts now.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Which was the first country to use paper money? What
is the name of the princess in Sleeping Beauty? Pass
on the original flag.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
And no white, no white on the original flag? In
what shape?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Where the stars laid out? What color is a giraffe's tongue?
What college is featured in the movie Goodwill Hunting?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
All right, got that in on time, we'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. I don't know how you did, Amelia,
because I wasn't paying any attention because of all of
the different things that Victoria was doing through the window,
hand signals, a lot of middle fingers, did the little heart,
but then I switched the next time. You look back,
and but I think you did a good job, Amelia. Well,

(31:46):
Victoria gets ready. What's something you would like the world
to know today?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Well, a mama too.

Speaker 12 (31:53):
I have a full time job and I also have
a little side hustle where I make custom cakes.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Oh that's fun working hard at here, make us cake.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Yeah, yeah, some fancy cakes.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Fancy cakes. That's a fun thing to say. All right, Victoria,
here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and fancy cakes. Amelia. You can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 11 (32:20):
Go.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Which was the first country to use paper money? Bro Spain? Wait,
just pass? What is the name of the princess in
Sleeping Beauty?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Oh, oh, beauty and beasts? Wait wait wait.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Bell, Sorry on the original flag in what shape where
the stars laid out?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
I mean that's right? Wait what was it pass?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
What color is the giraffe's tongue red? What college is
featured on movie Goodwill Hunting that movie? What fruit do
raisins come from?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I think grapes? Wait, this is the whole. All right,
let's see how you guys did it.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Over to the scoreboard and produce a brad All right,
Victoria did get one correct, surprisingly at the very air,
and Amelia might have all the cakes, but she.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Got none of the points. Oh you did technically did
not beat Victoria today. But you make cakes, so but
you do make fancy cakes. And you got a hundred
dollars gift card to maci ester plan. You know me,
that's how it goes.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
The first country to use paper money was China. What
the name of the princess in Sleeping Beauty is Aurora?
The shape that the stars were originally laid out on
the flat the Sleeping Beauty Both contestants other movies.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh yeah, getting into being princess? I don't think they
ever also say her name of the movie.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
They do, actually quite a bit. Princess Aurora. Anyway, going
to the same could you imagine if this cook was
all dizzy, Princess.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
That is a great idea, DJ you want to get soon,
so you'd have to change them by like just a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, partially awake beauty. She's looking for her pred.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
The color of a.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Giraffe tongue is purplish, blackish.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
It's a dark tongue. Read it's actually not. But the
college featured in the movie Goodwill Hunting is Harvard.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I never seen that movie. Well maybe you'd like to.
It's a good movie. And then fruit raisins do you
come from? Grape Amelia? Thank you for playing?

Speaker 11 (34:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Play you versus Victoria every single weekday morning at this time. Remember,
if you want to play, you can dm us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 8 (34:53):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Only on the Jubile Show. Christine is on the phone
today for to catch cheaters. She's been with her boyfriend
Jason for four years and now she thinks something might
be going on. So we'll see if we can help
her out. Christine, I'm sorry in that situation, but tell
us about it. Why do you think Jason's cheating?

Speaker 16 (35:12):
Jason never seems seemed like the cheating type. You know,
He's always been like super considerate and loving, and he's
just like this sappy, big hearted, puppy kind of guy.
And I swear, I'm like not being mean, but I'm
just not sure how you'd even know how to cheat.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Because they hide behind their puppy doctor. Sorry not to it.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
I mean, I don't think so.

Speaker 16 (35:43):
But the reason I emailed is that I, you know,
I do like the money, like the quote unquote book
keeping in our relationship, and I was looking at his
bank statements and I noticed these charges of like at
least once a week he charges a hotel.

Speaker 9 (35:58):
Room and it's usually the same hotel, and it's.

Speaker 16 (36:01):
Like for one night, and you know, the dates that
he gets the room is like the same nights that
he goes to play this like tabletop game with his
friends and like they you know, play with like mini
figurines and stuff like that, which is why I think
he doesn't know how to cheat.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
And so he always says that he's going to his
friends and he doesn't say.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Hey, I'm going to go to a hotel.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
So I waited till the next time.

Speaker 16 (36:29):
He was going to his friend's house, and then sure enough,
there was charge for a hotel that day.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
And like, you know, I don't want to think that
that's what it is, because he could have, Like I
just I feel like I know him.

Speaker 16 (36:45):
I feel like you could have a perfectly good reason
for this, but I'm just scared to ask. And I'm
honestly terrified to ask. And yeah, I'm just you know,
like there's never been a one time where I thought
that he could cheat. So the hotel charges and him

(37:05):
lying about going to his friends is just it's like sketchy.
It's like something that in my gut is just like
pay attention to this.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah, it doesn't feel very smart though, like on his
on his part, like if he really is, because he
knows that you're the person that's doing all the money
the bookkeeping. If so, he knows that you're going to
see those charges, so that that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 16 (37:29):
I agree, And he is he's kind of like book smart.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
You know, but I don't know that he is a
less street smart.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
How did he get you not just kidding it because
he's hot.

Speaker 16 (37:43):
Because he's hot, and I you know, I wonder, like,
you know, did he finally figure out.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
That he's hot and pick up another girl?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I mean, maybe possible. I mean, you know, how how
has he been just kind of with you?

Speaker 16 (37:59):
He's getting good and like he's just like kind of
flirty and fun and he pays it. You know, He's
really into movies and TV.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
And cosplay and stuff, and like, you know, I try
to be into it.

Speaker 13 (38:15):
As much as I can, and I.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Do causeplay, but I don't.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
Know as much as he does. And so I'm afraid
that like me, I'm.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Not geeky enough for him, and maybe he's bored or something.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Could it be something else going on, like something not
related to cheating.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
I hope.

Speaker 16 (38:33):
So, I mean that's that's my hope, you know, is
that this is something that I just can't.

Speaker 9 (38:39):
Even like think of because it's like so Jason and
like that's how you know, he has like.

Speaker 16 (38:44):
A quirky brain. And so my hope is that like
it's a quirky thing. But my fear is that he's
you know, seeing another geeky girl or something.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Okay, well you told us what grocery store you guys
are rewards time at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards card member who is the lucky winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he believes that, and who he sends him to,
if he send him to you or to somebody else. Okay,
sounds good. All right, we'll play a song comeback and

(39:17):
get your to catch a theater next, if you're just
joining us for to Catch a Cheater. Christine is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years, Jason,
might be cheating. And so we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets three flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend or to somebody else. But

(39:38):
before we do that, Christine, why don't you catch us
up on your situation.

Speaker 16 (39:42):
Yeah, So Jason and I have been together for four years.
He's a total dork who has badly in love with
and he has been putting charges for a hotel about
once a week on our card. And I'm worried that
he's using that hotel to have to see somebody else.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
But I hope not.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
I hope it's some weird.

Speaker 16 (40:07):
Reasons and I can't even think of right now.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Okay, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Reb you?

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for a Rewards card member named Jason. This is Jason. Hi,
how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations,
you're this must be a winner.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
What did?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
What?

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Did I win?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
The flowers? I'm sure you've seen our signs.

Speaker 9 (40:47):
Oh okay, I haven't seen the signs, but ill okay.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Well, every single month, we choose one Awards Card member
at random to say thank you very much for shopping
with us and being such a loyal customer. You've just
won third, six long stem red roses, a box of
chocolate or candy, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
Actually, oh my god, it's amazing. Okay, So what else
do you need?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
It's quite simple. All I need from you is the
first and the last name of the person you would
like to send the flowers to. First Christine. Okay, do
you like to put anything on a card?

Speaker 8 (41:26):
Yeah? Okay? Can you write yoda? Y o d a yoda?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Okay, one that I want, one that I want? Okay,
I'm sure that's cute. I just don't understand it. What
does that mean?

Speaker 8 (41:41):
It's a Star Wars joke? Yoda? When I want, I
get it? I want.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Oh that's great. Is that your girlfriend or wife?

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Or yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Four years? Wow, it's a long time. Then I'll just
let you know that this is actually not the grocery
or this is Jewbil from the radio show. It's called
the Jewbel Show. Yeah, I'm mean not here too. Hi,
and I'm Victoria. And we do a segment on our
show where we try to see if people are cheating
by seeing who they send flowers to. Christine is on
the phone.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
I'm totally confused. What is happening? Why you thought I
was cheating on you?

Speaker 12 (42:17):
What?

Speaker 8 (42:18):
I don't get it, but I don't know what's going on, babe.

Speaker 16 (42:21):
I've been seeing the credit card charges for hotel room
every week, the credit card charges that you've been You've
been charging a hotel room every week.

Speaker 9 (42:32):
And you tell me that you're going to your friend's
house to play with.

Speaker 16 (42:36):
Your figurines or whatever, and but you're going to a
hotel room.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Sorry, night.

Speaker 8 (42:42):
What am I supposed to think? No, no, I get it,
But listen, I promise you. I promise you. I'm not cheating.
I know how it looks, but I'm not cheating. And
I absolutely love you, So you just have to trust me.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
What are you doing at the hotel?

Speaker 8 (43:01):
Well? I don't know how for this, but.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
I know that you're not into like a lot of
the characters of Cosplay, And I mean, I feel bad
for you, like for watching all my TV shows and
movies that like I'm obsessed with and you probably don't
even want to watch.

Speaker 8 (43:20):
So pretty much, I'm going to this hotel room just
to like catch up on all.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
My shows that I watch, movies that like, I don't
want to drive you nuts watching, you know, an episode
of X Files for the twenty seventh time, So I
just kind of, you know, have this thing that I
just go and I watch all the stuff that I
like that I know.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
You don't like.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
And you're just a really good sport about watching the shows.
I know you have no interest in it, and I
get it. So I'm just trying to.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Give you a break from watching the same stuff I
watch over and over again.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
So you've been getting a hotel room without a noise
so you can just watch your shows by yourself.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, pretty much. I mean I thought, like,
you know, I'll give her a break from you know,
the shows that I watch. You know, I know I'm
a little dorky talk.

Speaker 13 (44:12):
Wait, so you I have been sitting here thinking that
you're cheating on me because you wanted to watch episodes
of The X Files for the twenty seven time.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
I mean, you saw it so many times, like I
feel bad, but having you watched it over and over again,
like you know, I mean.

Speaker 16 (44:32):
That's the saddest and cutest thinking.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
Best for her, Like why didn't you just ask me
to watch it?

Speaker 8 (44:39):
And you're home too, I know, but I didn't want,
you know, to be boring or something.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
You know, I didn't want you to lose you know,
interest in me thing and I'm like some dull, boring nerd.

Speaker 16 (44:53):
I do not think you are dull and boring. I
think you're wonderful. We've been together for forty years, so
you can just you want, babe, I'm yours. You can
just stop going out of your way every time you
want to please me. I mean, you don't have to
do this. I'll watch X Files with you for a

(45:13):
hundredth time.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
Oh, I know, I just feel bad.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Don't feel bad. You get to like things.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Maybe you guys could spice it up once a while
and watch them in the hotel room.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
Oh bad, join me in the hotel.

Speaker 16 (45:36):
I could get one of those cosplay costumes out real quick, babe.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
Yes, no, it's so sexually. Oh my god, the Jewel shows.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
To catch a cheater.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
People are like, you're in charge of your own happiness,
and I'm like, okay, what could I delegate to someone else?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Because I'm not really the worst person for this job? Like,
is that diy busy? Could he do it for me?
Because I can't be doing it. And if you think
fine love is easy, think again. There's only one place
in the entire world where people find true, everlasting love
where and that, of course, well, is The Bachelor and
the Bachelorette? What's up? Yes, and Season twenty one of

(46:13):
The Bachelorette premiered last night, and a list of rules
that contestants have to follow has leaked and it'll prove
just how grueling it is to find true love. Guys,
I want to go on the show and see if
you can do it. This will be great checklists. We'll
go over it right after this. It's the double show.
I could not be friends with someone who says that
they don't gossip.

Speaker 15 (46:30):
One, you're a liar, Like what You've never once talked
about a friend, family member, or co worker Like that
is just not true.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Okay, all you don't gossip? Do you want to sticker?
You're such a good person, You're so much bigger and
more mature than everyone else. You're so grown boiler alert.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
No, you're not.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
You're a liar and a pick may I have no patience,
no tolerance for that. He doesn't ans the jugal show.
And in case you weren't aware, there's only one place
in the universe where true love exists, and that, of course,
is reality TV, specifically The Bachelor and Bachelorette. Well, season
twenty one of The Bachelorette, premiered last night, and a

(47:06):
list of rules that contestants have to follows leaked. We'll
go over right now so you can see just how
difficult it is to actually find real, genuine love.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I wonder at which point they reveal this list though,
it's like, hi, welcome, thank you for your audition tape.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Now here follow these rules. Yeah, you know. The number
one rule on the list is pretty I think it's
pretty obvious. But you have to be at least twenty one. Okay,
Oh really that makes sense. Yeah, that would be really
weird if there was like a sixteen year old on
the Bachelor Bachelor Tyler. Actually, it would be funny if
they had a like junior high school Bachelor Bachelorette version.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
What is to see?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Too much drama. It would be so much drama. No
word on if there's an upper age limit though contestants
must be single. Well, they have the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Okay, so people will apparently break that rule though that's
why they have to have it. It's the same thing
like don't be married on dating apps. You have to
say that because people do it.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Anyway. I'm just saying people have gotten caught that have
been in relationships on it before. It should go without saying,
but there's a lot of contestants, contestants that have been
in relationships and then go on The Bachelor.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
They just want the fame. Yeah, but you're gonna get it,
and then you're just gonna get hate online. Like the
amount of hate you get is ridiculous. It's like, sir,
how did you really think that through all press is
good press?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Remember, we're going over a list of rules that contestants
have to follow if they're on the shows the Bachelor
or Bacherette, because season twenty one of The Bachelorette premiered
last night. Twenty one seasons, that show's going to be
so long with me? Are there twenty one couples? Then,
well there's a couple couples twenty something that have split up, rightly,

(48:39):
Contestants must agree to be filmed twenty four to seven
and all footage is owned by the show and they
can use it however they want. Would you be okay
with that? Victoria?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
You want to be on this show? Like are there
things that you don't want out there? Like when you
talk to yourself for.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I mean, yeah, but then again, like, if you're gonna
marry me, you have to get to really know me.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
So if I don't even find my husband on the Bachelor,
maybe a guy's watching.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Now if I do that in public, like you already
know idea, you know, it's like the logic, I'm gonna
care if they released any footage of you at all?
What I care?

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Probably, but I can't th think about it, so I'm
just be like, Okay, well, yikes.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Contestants can't disclose that they've been cast. You have to
sign a confidentiality agreement just to attend the casting session.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Even serious and Jen, how many people have ulcers because
all they want to do is just tell everybody?

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Can you imagine I can't keep a secret. I would
come in and tell you guys, guys, guess what I
did yesterday? You can't find And what happens when your
friend just kind of disappears for a few months? Oh,
good point, right, Because you have to go on location
to film a lot, Yeah, you can tell.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Them what do you do at work? Well, some jobs
aren't Okay, Okay, I'm just gonna here for a little bit.
For about six months, it's not feeling great. We're going
over a list of the rules that contestants on The
Bachelorette have to follow. Since season twenty one one premiered
last night. Contestants may be asked to take physical and

(50:04):
psychological tests. Psychological, Yeah, they had what kind of questions?
What they ask Well, they want to make sure people
weren't crazy, Like have you ever had a nervous breakdown? Yes?
And the crazier you are, the more they're like, perfect,
you are definitely material to be on the show. Have
you ever been committed?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
One time. A list of rules that contestants have to
follow if they're on the Bachelorette. They have to bring
their own clothes.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
That one I feel like people a lot of people
don't believe because a lot of their clothes is really nice,
and so I'm like.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Do you all just have money or do you credit card?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Dude, you find out you're going to be on that show,
I'd go rack up a credit card and make sure
you had all the cute stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, and you get into dead well, you hope that
you make money after being on the show. Apparently they
work with a wardrobe person too, so probably mostly isn't
their clothes because they were some nice stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
On there.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
Yeah, and they have new dresses like every single time,
especially the person who is a bachelor or bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
They're not like dripped in Ross clothes. No, you can't
find some nice things that I love Ross got it
a rough. There is a dress code. A lot of
it has to do with avoiding patterns for the camera,
like stripes and small checkers and big patterns and solid white.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Claes, checkers and Jubile would have a hard time, have
a tough time contracts it as I get it, but
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
We're going over a list of rules that contestants out
to follow if they're on The Bachelorette. Season twenty one
premiered last night. That's crazy. I know, no cell phones.
They're confiscated when filming begins. Oh that's so. Contestants also
can't play music because the show doesn't have copyrights to music,
so they you can't just be hanging out with the

(51:47):
other people and playing a song.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
We talked to somebody that was on the show Love
Island and they did something very similar, and he said
they were just all so bored and that's why they
all just hooked up because there was nothing else to do.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
They probably do that on purpose too, but yeah, what
else are we going to do? Yeah, I'm pretty pretty
much just like talking to each other really boring. Though
she couldn't play music. I wonder if you can bring
like headphones and like an iPod, like really throw it
back the limo interests entrances are strategically planned. Yeah, producers

(52:19):
arrange the order that contestants come out to make things
as dramatic as possible. That makes sense, But is it
true they're also like there's like eight of them in
one limo. I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
I was kind of curious what that I heard about that, saying,
like not everyone obviously has their own car, so it's
like eight of them in one car together, And so
you basically have to, like you're watching the person in
front of you walk out and do this.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Greeting with this person, whether they kiss them, whether they
hug them. We should ask she can tell us. Another
one is contestants don't normally eat on the dates. They
have food, they're don't actually eat on the dates. Why
not Producers send food to their rooms before the dates
so that they're not hungry and so that they don't

(52:58):
eat any of the food that's put in front of them.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Could you imagine what their MIC's on, like them crunching
on a bag of chips, and I just feel like
Victoria would forget that she's not supposed to eat it.

Speaker 15 (53:08):
You'd just be picking it up in the middle, don't
touch it, Okay, Yes, So you guys are gonna sit
down at the date and remember, Tasha, you're an ugly eater,
so we kind of.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
That's why we sent you the food in the room beforehand.
Would you eat it? And so yeah, I hope you
ate your food because we can't have you eating on
camera because it will gross people out. I wonder what
food did they give them. Is it just like lettuce
or do they get real food like they have to
get like it's like room service? He seedburger, But then
I don't know, Tasha, eat your cheeseburger. Contestants have to
endure long Rose ceremonies, way longer than what you see

(53:43):
on TV. I have heard that they're like three hours
parent hours long. Bro, I would not I can't go
to the club for three hours and heels. I don't
know how I'm gonna do it like I can do booties.
Oh that's surely stand there that whole time. I don't
know what you would do having to stand in one
place with three hours with likeke on, I'd be done
with the show. I'd be like, this is ridiculous. I
don't in the rows. I'm out of here.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I think you're cool, but not that cool sign for
Nina's what's trending? Have you tried the drunk monkey sleep technique?

Speaker 5 (54:09):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
I just don't know exactly. Wow, it's a viral.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Hack that a licensed clinical psychologist has recommended, and everybody
is now trying it and they're making videos of themselves
trying it because it is funny, like you would imagine
the drunk monkey. So you stand up and you start
swaying your hips and you move your arms back and
forth like you're just kind of hammed and like you're
getting ready to fall into bed because I guess loosening
up your muscles eases aches and muscle tensions. Like it's

(54:34):
a lot like you know, stretching or something, but instead
you can just be a drunk monkey. Guess in a way,
I do do that, but I didn't know it was
called the drunk monkey. Now it's going to be even
more fun you.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Kind of drunk monkey and studio jubile. Yeah, every day,
I'm also a drunk monkey.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I'm so jealous. I want to be a drunk monkey.
Do you feel like your boss is a jerk? Well,
if you feel like your boss is a and if
they're good at their job, you're gonna let them have
a pass. Yeah, he says science, So it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
You know, like if sometimes if somebody's really good at
what they do, you're just like, that's just part of
their genius. Nobody is just a jerk and they're kind
of an enupt boss, You're like, they're just an idiot. Yeah,
like Steve Jobs, they're just a jerk. You guys, did
you read the same article, because it's exactly what it says.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
See.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Jobs is known for being an absolute jerk. But everyone's like, yeah,
but he's a genius, but he's done. They're kind of
calling it the Steve Jobs theory.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Like when you're in the workplace, a lot of bosses
will get away with stuff if they can back it up.
So if you are a boss and you are kind
of a jerk, just make sure you're good at your
job and you will still be respected.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Chick and check. But there's nothing worse than having a
boss that's a jerk and they just like don't know
how to do stuff right. Yeah, can you be that way?
What have you done to be that way?

Speaker 10 (56:00):
Earned it?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Steve Jobs?

Speaker 15 (56:04):
Now?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
When it comes to dating, we always talk about how
difficult it is, and I like to think of it
kind of as a group project.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
We help each other out right for space, I.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Don't know where we're going in the support department, not
in the actual thing. So that being said, have you
ever experienced a time in the dating world where you're like,
that's it, I'm never dating again, that's it, I'm done
check by Yeah the last date I went on.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Well, then you share something.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
In common with Britney Spears because she has recently made
an announcement that she will never be with another man
as long as she lives.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Oh okay, well, so to go that far. I just
wanted to leave that there, how long until she's with
a man.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
I hope she feels better, because that feeling suck, And Victoria,
I hope you feel better and get back out there
after that feeling because it sucks.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
You have two options, Victoria. You can either get back
out there and start dating again after that terrible date.
Or you can buy a machete and do dances on
the internet. These are your only.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Choices, honestly. The machetes. Yeah, that's what Britney spears does.
It works outche recently.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
All the time she's okay, gets in the bikinis, just
dances and knives and machetes.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
She should not be around cutlery. I mean that in
a respectful way. That is your PSA of today and
that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Jubiles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You
have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (57:36):
I do.

Speaker 10 (57:37):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Sweet let's hear you.

Speaker 16 (57:40):
Well.

Speaker 14 (57:41):
I was born in England. My family kind of hasn't
really moved from the one spot in England that I'm from,
except for my grandfather's sister was a war bye from
War World War One and then came over and had
a small family over here. Anyway, years later, I'm sitting
down doing ancestry and I'll find out that my uncle.

Speaker 10 (58:02):
Is actually has been and is married to his second cousin.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Did he know that?

Speaker 8 (58:11):
I mean, I can't imagine him not. But this is
the first I'm hearing of it, you know, I mean
the first cousin.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yes, do they have kids? You have cousins?

Speaker 9 (58:23):
No?

Speaker 14 (58:24):
No, she has kids from a previous marriage.

Speaker 8 (58:28):
But they never had children themselves.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
No, Okay, wasn't that usually the big they did?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Know?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Do that?

Speaker 13 (58:39):
I know?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Like kids real quick?

Speaker 8 (58:41):
Guess what.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Giving?

Speaker 8 (58:45):
Why?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Thanksgiving? That's just the whole family's around.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Technically, isn't second cousins supposed to be legal? Like I
think that there's a certain extension of cousins where it
is like fine.

Speaker 14 (58:55):
And they can considered kissing cousins or something, right, right,
that's a very American tinging.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
It you dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
No worries, guys, I hope you have a great day.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
I do.

Speaker 11 (59:14):
So. When I was younger, my brother and sister used
to pick on me all the time, like used to
torment me.

Speaker 10 (59:21):
I was the youngest and I always was the one
to get bullied.

Speaker 11 (59:25):
Basically, So when I got a little bit older, we
all had phones. They had the iPhone chargers, and I'm
the only one without an iPhone.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
My mom has an iPhone, my siblings have iPhones. I'm
the only one that doesn't have one, so I.

Speaker 11 (59:40):
Would hide all the iPhone chargers that my mom would
get mad at them, and I look like the innocent one.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
What how long did you do this?

Speaker 8 (59:49):
For a while, like maybe like a year, so.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Nobody ever knew. No one knew it was me. Wait,
how are they able to charge their phones? Or they
just weren't?

Speaker 5 (59:59):
They weren't. She just had to buy new ones, but
she would get so mad at them. She figured it
was them that was losing them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Oh yike, girl, So really your your mother, not your siblings.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
But I guess it was a punishment for all of
them now that I think about it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
But they had only got the heap for it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Oh well, they should have got you and iPhone. It
would have been fair. Well. Thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Yeah, no problem, have a go
on you too, what's your dirty little secret?

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