July 11, 2024 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is your refrigerator running?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Because at this point it's the Jewbil Show, and a
lot of Americans feel the same, so much so that
there's a trend of people sharing what cartoon characters they
would rather see run for the president of the United States.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Wow, then the two very elderly options that we have.
It's not even about and it's not even about what
side you're on. If you're on the cryps or the
bloods of the political in the world's basically the same things,
red and blue. They fight all the time, you know,
(00:35):
same thing, But no matter what side you're on, it
doesn't matter. They're both very old, and a lot of
Americans are like, well, could we get somebody who could
make it the whole time? And a lot of people
think that some cartoon characters will be better presidents of
the United States than what our options are. What's the
number one? We'll tell you in a second. Will also
go over the list because it's funny, and call us
up if you have a suggestion on what cartoon character
(00:57):
you'd like to see run this fine country of ours.
Do it next? It's the Jewble Show. Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point, all before it's the Jewbill Show.
And that's the way a lot of Americans feel they
would rather vote for an inanimate object or a cartoon
character before having to vote for the two people that
we have or listen to a debate about whose golf
(01:19):
score is better and what Denny's has the best Grand
Slam breakfast. That's a real conversation, so much so that
there's a poll online right now of people sharing which
cartoon characters they think would be a better president and
would run this country the best. We'll tell you what
the number one is in just a second, but call
up with yours eight eight eight three, four to three
one oh six one. Text in four to one o
(01:40):
six one, what cartoon character do you think could be
a good president of the United States? And we'll go
over the list right now. Feel a conversation I never
thought i'd have. Coming up at number ten is Scooby Doo.
What Scooby Doo would be a better president than our options?
Is qualification be used at all times the day.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
The only qualifications are that you need to be thirty
five years old and born in the United States. Essentially,
it's it okay, So the qualifications aren't that heavy, and
I think Scooby qualifies full crimes.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, he did a pretty good job to add it.
He'd get the police union votes. And I would love
to hear him mess up something and then be in
a speech at the White House and would be like, bro,
bugs Bunny is next, there's on the list. Bugs Bunny
is smart.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Bunny isn't he kind of a stinker though, he like
used manipulative tactics to get what you want.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Says in all the presidents perfect. Hey, aj hey, what
cartoon character do you think should run the United States
of America?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Okay, so okay, so hear me out because I saw
a tweet and this is what made me think about it.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
All right, tweety bird.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That would be so cute. Want to mess with America?
Tweety bird was up.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
There and you have no And here's the thing, if
you think about it, tweety bird is really good for
one miners two he's yeah, yeah, like he he'll see
things like I may be small, but I have a
big heart. Right he like that?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right?
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Life gives you wing sword.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I would love to hear oh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
My gosh debates. Yeah, how amazing would that be to
see the state of the Union and he comes out,
you can't see anything, and then all of a sudden
you just see a little bird hop up on the
podium and this tweety bird. God, I would love this country.
They say, Jay call us up eight eight three six
(03:45):
one text and four six one. What cartoon character if
you think should run the United States?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't know why, but I'm picturing Tweetybird in like
some sort of modern like three D. You know they
do that with all the cartoons now, they're all like
three D and like, uh, live action almost. I'm just
picturing a cup real life.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh I might be small, but I've got a big card.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Then everybody would be so inspired. But can we talk
about Disney princesses though? I feel anyone of those could
do it too. And I'm going to talk about Ariel
specifically because she already has to like run a whole
empire or whatever. She's got the ocean and she's got
land and everybody loves her, so that's true. I would
feel really confident with Ariel doing her Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Somebody everybody loves her though, or she was very upset
with her, Well that's her problem. You can go to jail.
Sounds like a dictator. She's actually breaking the law by
killing thing. Ariel just wants peace. Somebody texted in. Woman
(04:45):
said Clint Eastwood. He's not a cartoon character. Kind of
seems like.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
One at times, but he's an actual person. Mine's Rick
from Rick and Morty.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Be so right.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
He just burps in the middle of his senses. You're like,
my fellow American. Would be fun to watch, It would
be fun. We're going over a new poll that's out
of what cartoon characters people think would be better at
running the country than the current options that we have.
Somebody put optimist Prime is up in the top ten.
(05:22):
He didn't handle. Very good leader, Yes, very good leader,
very good leader. Stand behind him. I mean I have to.
It's like tall.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Is good.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Papa Smurf also, okay, Papa Smurf. Can we get over
electing old people please? I know it's ageist or whatever,
but Papa Smurf is also gray hair and an elderly
What about Daisy Smurf. Isn't that her name? Daisy? What's
her name? Daisy? Daisy?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
The hot Ones, the messes, I mean kind of yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
We know into okay, so I know we're trying to
go away from like the older But let me tell
you Master she who from Kung Fu Panda.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I think he.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
Would be such a wise and he's he's actually it
wasn't the oldest one in there.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
There was a turtle that was older than him who
kind of dipped because there's a turtle, very old turtles. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Also, why not just the panda. I would love to
see Jack Black as president. Homie kind of seems like
he just needed a minute to himself.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The top three cartoon characters that people think would be
a good president is Superman coming in at number three.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So hot, I could see that. I'm fine, Superman. You'd
be okay with Superman. I would we'd save a lot
of money on Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's true. And he wouldn't need Air Force one because
he could just fly.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, you know, have to really watch out for Kryptonite
because everybody would really be trying to take him down.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's surprising to take out, you know what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Superman would get in the White House and it would
be like everybody who gets in there very hopeful, and
then all of a sudden they get tarnished by the
way that the government is. And he would be flying
in Air Force one everywhere more than anybody else about.
We're spending this much money to fly him around, and
the dude can just use his key. Lisa Simpson comes
in at number two.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Kind of see that though smart, you're smart, took care
of Bart the entire time, and how last true he
was running around crazy like.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And she could play the saxophone. We know that's a
good qualification for presidents.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It is. Yes, Clinton could play a saxophone. Yeah, Bill
Clinton's big saxophone player. Also, that means she would get
in the similar kind of trouble. Let's just talk about.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
A wonder woman, guys. Let's just go, let's try to
find a woman. If we're gonna go with the cartoon
and everything, there's got to be like one out there
that's nice. Well, Lisa, we just talked about her, But
what about wonder Woman. She's got the last So I
like wonder Woman truth that's.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The last thing politics needs. She wouldn't make it. They'd
be like she's too truthful. Number one. The number one
cartoon character that Americans think would be a good president
is Batman. Feels like more of the same, Just.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Which dude just.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Trying to intimidate people.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I know this one's not actually a cartoon, but what
about iron Man? If we're going to go for a superhero.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, yes, it's got a sorted past and still billions
of dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You wonder how over it Americans are with our political system.
The one that didn't make it on the list at all,
Captain America. We're like, no, sorry, no, definitely not. It's
another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties, hikes pe
(08:55):
Deakins from Design. I'm looking for Ali in regards to
some T shirts that you were having printed form it
looks like a fun run.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
That's actually me, and you know I wanted.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
To hear from you guys.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
I mean, I haven't gotten the shirts yet.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
I'm in charge of all this.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
And this is on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, Well, they will be there in the next day
or two. I just want to let you know they've
been shipped out with you and they will be there
in time for your fun run. I do need to
have you talk to the artists, so the screen printer
who who put them together, because he wanted to talk
to you for a second.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
If that's okay, Okay, yes, the ladio h yen.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
They gentle me to you.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Because I ordered some shirts.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I print your shirts. I
print them.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Okay, so what would you like to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
About the logo you sent for the shirts? Complete? So
Eladio change it? You're like boss.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Pat wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Alaudio change that? You are like much better? No, no, no, no,
I'm the customer.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I work on that one, Polario, change it?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Because artists?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
What are you talking to about yourself?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
On third? Yes, yes, Ilario is an artist and I
saw your designer. No instantly, no.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Instantly, Alio, what are you?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
You could be in the all ayear And I'm the
one that's AMoD one that's saying you were.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Going to do a change.
Speaker 12 (10:34):
Do you have to contact people the shirt turner here?
I am off, I'm actually and oh.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
My hey, it's pe Deakins again. Get everything worked out
with Hilario.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
No I didn't.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
This is a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. Well, Hilario is a great artist and he's just
different out here the.
Speaker 13 (10:56):
Shirt turn out here, he's telling me he changed the logos,
the artic.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I didn't tell you. I'm going to put you back
on hold and send you back to him because he
needs to.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
No, no, no, no, don't put me don't. I cannot listen.
Speaker 14 (11:11):
I am sold, Oh god, oh yes, I make him?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No no, no no the design for T shirts?
Speaker 12 (11:23):
No no, no, no no.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I'm not paying here for a piece of art. I'm
paying here for a logo that I came up with
for a journey event.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Ilario makes fabulous pieces.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Talk to him like he's on a third person.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Who is in leather pants for you?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
Who is a welcome run?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You're welcome?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
No, no, no, you don't understand. It's really hot. It's
a run?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay you right now?
Speaker 12 (11:57):
I can't be read this.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Hey, it's Deakins. Everything worked out. They're on the shirts.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
You rent it.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Didn't you keep transferring me, putting me on hold?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
You let me talk to that ego center Govlladio that
he even talked about himself on a third person Talk
to him anymore?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay? Will uh you happy with see the changes that
he made?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
You're not happy?
Speaker 12 (12:18):
I'm really can't stop you, idiot.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Don't you get it? The shirts are not here?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
He puts hoods in a leather tense for a run
which is so hot.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, will Unfortunately we don't offer refunds because I would
refund you.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, you
are going to give me my money back.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
It's not that unfortunately, you know what.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Let me speak to your manager.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean I don't even.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Have Okay, sure, I'll get my hand.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I will get the manager for you. Please holds Selario.
Oh no no, no, no, you church head.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
No I can't with you.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No no, Ali. This is our Jebel from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you. Your boyfriend set
you up?
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Are are you kick?
Speaker 13 (13:06):
My blood pressure is about the brush.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
He's going to kill him.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
He said that you were planning a fun run thing
and he actually has your shirts. They came in the
other day and you were worried about it. Wake up
every morning with jubile phone Franks time for Nina's what's trending.
So Barbenheimer was so last year.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
This year it's going to be all about Glicked, which
is Gladiator too and Wicked. So they are both coming
out in November, so we still have a wayte to go.
But they're trying to hype it like the Barbenheimer situation
last year, so that they can have the same type
of outcome. They're hoping that everybody goes to see both
because they're polar opposite movies.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
I don't know, have you seen the reviews, Like for
the trailer for what's it called Gladiator, there's like one
hundred and fifty thousand dislikes on it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I can't Gladiator two is going to be any good.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
People were saying that either the music, they didn't like
the music that they put or that, uh, you gave
way the entire movie.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, especially because in this one it takes place in
an office and they have conflict resolution team in there
to solve their problems. So it's pretty boring this one.
I think it's a little premature. That would be a
different twist on and Jim that you said this is Sparta,
that's a different movie, but whatever, the same era. There
(14:24):
we go that we are not entertained by that behavior.
If you could sit down, we'll hash this out. Though
by the end of the.
Speaker 16 (14:29):
Day he just wakes up in bed. Your works in
conflict resolution as a real boring job.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Doesn't it feel weird that people are hating even before
they see it though, Like, to me, that just feels premature.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
How do you know somebody don't know? Well, even just
based off of the trailer.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I just think that that you can't hate completely until
you see the whole thing and then you know, make
your decision. But they decided to go with glickt instead
of wickedator because it sounds they.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Had this conversation to figure it out. So wouldn't it
be glicked if it's wicked?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Maybe I did, maybe I pronounced it wrong. I'm but
it spelt glicked and then wicked wicked or you know what, Tomato.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
We'll go that way. Okay, So this is really interesting.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Have you ever thought about freezing yourself when you die,
like cryo cryo preserve yourself. So Bloomberg just did a
whole story about a new emerging trend called revival trusts.
So now rich people don't only want to live forever
when they wake up after being cryogenically preserved, they still
want to be rich, so they're looking for a way
(15:45):
to also preserve their money freeze.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Their assets the same time. Pretty simple everything most of
them got through it before. Yeah. I just think it's
such an interesting like way to do this.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Financial planners are working overtime right now to figure out
the best way to do it.
Speaker 17 (16:04):
Okay, I heard of inflation. They're billion dollars worth ten
bucks in one hundred years.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's still ten bucks more than they would have had. Afterwards,
you wake up and you got nahi. If you cryogenically
freeze yourself. I know we don't have this answer, but
do you have to decide when you do it? Because
you can't really die, die and then be frozen. I
mean there are people that have done that.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Like there's a baseball player who had his head cryogenically
frozen in case there's technology where they can implant his
brain into a body. My gosh, this is way back
and like the in the nineties he did it. But
you can't die, die and then they like unfreeze you
and you come back. So you have to be like, well,
I guess at eighty two, I'll go get frozen alive
(16:47):
so that I can be unfrozen, but I'll still be
eighty two.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
When I'm like, you'll get frozen at eighty two you're
dead though, Like if you freeze, you die, right, not the.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Way they could do it for cryogenics. This is the question.
This is the question on the tape about cry getically.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I don't know, man, I do not want to be
a popsicle. I'm straight.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Can't you just like before they throw you to the ice? Shets?
Can't you just take your credit.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Card with you work though, like if you wake up
and anyway, credit cards are gone. Oh, this is the
conversation you can have with your friends today at work.
The last thing you can bring up is the drama
that's going on in the competitive eating world. There may
have been a cheater at the Nathan's hot Dog. Yeah, well,
(17:31):
I wondered the same question, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
So there's a bunch of judges assigned to each eater
and they end up counting how many hot dogs you
eat based off of the plates.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Each plate has five hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
So this guy, Nick Weary, was accused of cheating by
stealing other people's plates because when the time was done,
he'd eaten forty six point seventy five hot dogs. Meanwhile,
it was actually written in the final like tally that
he had eaten fifty something, but didn't he still technically
fifty No, he got fourth place, So he got fourth place.
(18:03):
He cheated to fourth place because fifty is the magic
number for respect in the eating world. Oh, when it
comes to hot dog, Yeah, the goal is always to
eat at least fifty to be respected. I was gonna say,
why cheat your way to fourth? I just wanted to
hit that fifty mark. So they're investigating the situation.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh like it said that he had. Sorry, I got
it now, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
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Speaker 1 (18:31):
Callen is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's not getting a call back from
a date he went on with a girl named Jen
that he really likes. So we're going to see if
we can find out why she's gohosing Hi in a second,
But first let's hear about the date. Callen, what's up?
How long has it been since you heard from Jen?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
It's been a couple of weeks, almost a month now,
but O god, yeah, so I texted her and just
now respond back, and I just I don't know. I
thought we kind of hit it off.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
So why don't we go backwards?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Why don't you tell us about you know, how you
guys met and what happened, Well, we we.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Kind of met on Christian mingle and uh, you know,
we chatted back and forth to whatnot, and and I
found out what church she went to, and I showed up.
I showed up to surprise her, and and I thought
she thought it was cute. And we went to coffee afterwards,
and you know, we talked and and just kind of
(19:33):
I think we kind of hit it off. And so
we planned another, you know date because she had her shirt.
There was like a dance sort of event type of
thing going on for couples, and I made reservations at
the sushi place that was next door to the church,
and and so we did that. And yeah, I thought
(19:56):
it was a nice, cool little thing that we did.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, that's cool. That seem nice.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
So were you So you guys were really getting along?
Was there any like touchiness or any sparks flying?
Speaker 7 (20:08):
I just really I really dig her, Like she's so
dedicated to her church, in her community and her kindness.
She is beautiful. I don't know if she just like
nobody like I've ever dated before. You know, it's, uh,
she makes me want to be better.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Why do you think she's ghosting.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Well, I guess I get a little jealous. And so
we were at the dance and it was one of
her friends, male friends, that asked her to dance with her,
and I agreed, but I just I don't know. I
I think I was. I think I was too butt
(20:50):
hurt about it and if she saw that, and I
don't know, I don't know why I do that. I mean,
we won't bet on two days, so it's like, I
don't know it just yess just even say because I
care about her.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I mean, nel, so you're on a date with her,
so you kind of would hope that your date would
dance with you. But but you know, friends dance together too.
Were you like outwardly angry or was it just.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I was? I don't know, I guess I was. I
guess I was poudy, you.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Know, I was just Okay, So you didn't try to
like fight the guy or all right, well, man, we'll
see if we can figure it out. Then we'll play
a song, come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and hopefully
get you another date.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Okay, awesome, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
All right, man, So we'll playus song come Back, get
your first Day follow up next. Right in the middle
of our first day follow up, if you're just joining us,
Kellen is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Jien that he really likes. So we're
about to call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him. But first, Kellen, why don't you
catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Well, we met on Christian Mingle. I went to our church.
We hit it off, and we went to a dance
social there at her church and she was dancing with
another guy, and it was a little jealous, you know.
And then and then so I thought it, text her
again and like, see we can't get a third date,
(22:15):
you know, and and just no response. Two days later,
no response. I tried again again, no response. I'm like,
maybe I was too jealous. I don't know, you were.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
An angry jealous, right, you're a poudy jealous.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Yeah, I just I was just yeah, you know, yeah,
I was crying.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Self awareness. That's cool, all right, man, for you Ready
for us to call her?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
I am, let's let's see this all.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Right, here we go. Hello, I'm asking to please yes,
is she? Hey, Jen, how are you? My name is
Jeuble and I'm calling from a radio show. It's called
The Jubell Show. Hi. Ten, the whole show's here. My
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name is Nina.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm Victoria. Hi.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
How are you?
Speaker 15 (23:09):
I'm good?
Speaker 13 (23:10):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Great? We do a segment on the show it's called
the first Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and find out why you're ghosting them. So,
is there anybody that you can think of that would
want us to call you because you're not calling him back?
Speaker 10 (23:28):
I mean probably, I guess yes, it's Kellen.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, he wants to know why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Like, listen, he was a great guy, and he was
you know, it was a nice like couple of dates
like a coffee and a date or whatever.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
But like I found out.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
That he was on Tinder, and like, I just don't
really think like our values and stuff like matchup after
like hearing about that, So I just don't think we're
going to work.
Speaker 15 (23:56):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Did he tell you that he was on Tinder? Are
you on Tender.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
No no, no, no, no no, I'm not on Tinder.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Like I'm like, you know, everybody lived your life. I'm
just I'm not about that like clip up culture type thing,
you know, like my very specifically, like this is my
first online stuff going.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Through Christian Mingle.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know, it's just different. I'm looking for something different
and like you know, again, the dates, they were great,
and I was showing my coworker a picture of him
and like telling her all about like how wonderful it was,
and immediately she was like, oh, I've seen him on Tinder.
Then we like you know, got onto like one of
the Tinder apps like with.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
People, and like they found him and it.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Was like, oh, that's that's him.
Speaker 15 (24:33):
Cool. So I guess, like, you know, he just.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
What is it, like a wolf and Sheep's clothing clothing
type of thing. Like, I just he's different than I
guess how he.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Presented because yeah, you met on Christian Mingle, so yeah,
Tender and Christian Mingle I think are very different places. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
So I just mean, just to be clear, Jen, is
it because he was on a dating app or is
it because it was specifically tender?
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Specifically Tender, like you know, like you know, I'm a big,
big part of like my church, and like that's how
I was raised. It's just it's different than I know,
like how a lot of people live. And again like
that's totally fine, like live your life, but like it
just doesn't match up.
Speaker 15 (25:12):
With like the life I'm leading. So like, okay, yeah,
you know, like I just.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
I'm sure there are a lot of things that are
very different and like expectations I'm sure are very different
between us.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, well, thank you for being honest with us. I
don't know if Kellen's a freak like you think he is,
but we can find out. Callen, are you a freak?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
No, I'm not that kind of guy anymore. I should
have deleted the app, the profile and everything, because the
girls on there, they're.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Not for me anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Jen, if you couldn't tell, Kellen's on the phone and
he's been listening and wants to talk to you and
he's not a freak anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Yeah, I'm sorry, but yes, I should have deleted the
Kindra or why still have it up? I have many
apps on my phone, you know, and like those girls
are are I left that to Christian Mingle because I
want somebody with the values and Christian. I'm sorry. I
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will try to prove myself over and over and over
if I have to.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
You're not really on Tender. You just didn't close your account.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Correct, Yeah, Like I left the tender a long time ago.
I just said I have to delete the app and
the profile and everything like that. I don't know. I
don't know why I didn't. Are you even Christian?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Like you know, I've heard about people like.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Some guys like get onto this Christian mingle.
Speaker 15 (26:40):
App to like find the innocent girls.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
And they're trying to corrupt them and whatever, and like
it's the competition and I terrible.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Yeah, I am a Christian. I just you know, I'm
tired of those girls on Tender.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
They're like you're tired of because you have a We
went out with a lot of them, right, I don't know,
Like again, we had a good time.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I just don't think our values match up.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
You know, I get it, I understand, but I'm not
I'm still gonna try. I'm still going to prove myself
to you. I truly believe that.
Speaker 15 (27:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I like you, harry you, and to prove it.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
I deleted the app today. That's what I did.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And then how are you going to prove to her
that you're there for the Christian king and not the
mingling on Christian mingle, not just the mingling.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
I mean right, I will go to her church every Sunday.
I will prove myself. I swear you're the one.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Whoa the one that's kind of a lot? Jen, what
do you think would you like to go out with
Kellen on another date? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
I just don't know.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
I just again, I don't know if we're both.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Sharing the same Christian values.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
And sorry, maybe it's not a no. You know, I
I get it, I get while you're you know, Uh,
I'm just I'm just bumped. I again. I uh. But
I will be there for you when when you're ready
(28:10):
to go on a on a second or another date.
I really enjoyed your church. Uh, it's one of the
better ones in town. Would be awkward if I still
went there. I don't want to make it awkward for you,
but I do like a church and and the people there, So.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
The doors are open for everyone.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
So okay, weirdness like talking about who gets the Lord
and the break up? Sorry Colin, but it sounds like
you're not giving a pope. And Jim, you know you
said maybe so maybe you guys are running to each
other at church and you know, see how it goes.
But just pursue respectfully, Okay, I'm just gonna say that.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Yeah, and I'll be praying for you.
Speaker 15 (28:54):
Well, I will be praying for you too, and I
hope you have a blessed.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right. They're off the phone. She like patted him
on the head big time as he was leaving. Now
you just have a blessed stay there. I'll be praying
for you too. That's the nicest like you ever.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Yeah, Jubos thirsty follow up, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Am I gonna this tall?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Try a large black coffee?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Large black cock?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
I mean large?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
He means Aventi.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Yeah, that's the biggest one you got.
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Venty is large, twenty large is large.
Speaker 15 (29:32):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
He's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Congratulations are stupid in three languages. It's time for America's
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play you versus Victoria. Did I miss a joke?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Brucer Brad's got his hands over his Victoria's laughing, I
don't know what I meant.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I didn't hear hose sipping. Oh okay, got it? Wow,
it still works.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
All right, real quick word association, getting Victoria's brain all
fired up and ready to go. The first word that
comes to mind Victoria when I say flubber blubber Parsley
partially kurby blushy blush, I don't know. Yeah, do you
(31:06):
know what? Plush? Not so fascinating?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Okay, You versus Victoria is coming up right after this.
It's a double show. I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 11 (31:16):
I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 18 (31:25):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Jamie. What's up, Jamie?
I'm good? How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking?
And do you think you have what it takes to
(31:48):
take down a trivia beast like Victoria? I have won
the past few days. Oh wow, Jamie, you let her
talk to you like that.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
I've won the past few weeks in car. So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
See Victoria out of the studio, And while she's leaving, Jamie,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, perfect? All right, Jamie? Are
you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Your time starts now. Who's nose grew longer every time
he lied?
Speaker 9 (32:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Kil What must sharks do to keep from sinking?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Bree?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What did Johannes Gutenberg invent? Is it Johannas if you
freeze water?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
What do you get.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
By?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
How different? How many different types of sharks are there?
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Thirty?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
What color is the star? Are the stars on the
American flag?
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Red?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, time is up. We'll bring Victory back into the studio.
And while she's coming back in and getting settled, Jamie,
what's something you would like the world to know today?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I am not, and I'm seeing as for what My
kids are older and I feel like woman.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
It killing me graduated, So I'm done.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Well, congratulations, Well you can always go out there and
you know, start a new get some new ones. Do
you want to adopt us?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
I thought about it. I thought about it.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
I'm a little old.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, you're never too old. I think you can be.
But anyway, for what, I didn't mean it like that
what we're talking about. I said, I think you can be,
but I didn't mean it like you know, yeah, mindset.
I didn't mean it physic physically I.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Mean and also maybe it's time for Jamie to focus
on herself and give herself some goodness.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
This got really deep, Amie. I don't know the topic.
We're talking about kids, having more kids. That's scary. Well,
Victoria's pregnant. So right here we go thirty seconds as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and you
have to beat Jamie outright to win? Jamie, you can
(34:17):
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Whose nose grew longer every time he lied you? What
must sharks do to keep from sinking?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
What does sharks swim? What did Johannes Gutenberg invent? I
don't know that is that sounds similiar though, I don't
know baking dishes.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
If you freeze water, what do you get? I how
many different types of sharks are there?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
One hundred? What color are the stars on the American flag?
Speaker 8 (34:43):
White?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
What was the first TV set released when was the
first TV set released. What is the Shark's strongest sense?
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, they need to like sound or what self?
Speaker 8 (35:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Not so I have no help. I think my guess
is mel Or hear Kiri? Yeah, yeah, her time is
way up. Thank you for pointing that out, Jas asking
the questions. Okay, you cannot blame that on me. Honey,
you have a little faster. Let's go to the scoreboard
(35:21):
and see how you guys did our scoreboard producer Brad
Jamie got too correct. Victoria got five? Whoa what?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Okay, y'all hear that?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Wow, Victoria, I might be the most you've ever gotten.
I think that is the most sharp questions. I guess.
So technically you didn't beat Victoria, but you did get
a hundred dollars gift card just for playing. Jamie. Let's
get the answers with Nina.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
The nose that grew longer every time he lied is Pinocchio.
The way that a shark keeps from sinking is he
keeps swimming. I mean, just Johanna Johannes Gutenberg invented the
printing press. If you freeze water, you get ice. There
are one ninety nine different types of sharks.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I mean, I said one hundred.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I mean that's a lot of sharks. The stars on
the American flag are white. And the first TV set
was released in nineteen twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
What do youanway that like? When the TV was released
the very first time? Oh, I was thinking, like a
little play set. I don't know, I don't play interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
I don't know, I don't I know. The question was
when was the first TV set released? Okay, and then
the strong the shark's strongest sense is smell.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, I got that right, feel me, Jamie, thank you
for playing. We play You versus Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is dm us at the
Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. It's
time to catch a cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Dean is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and he thinks that his wife, Joanna of five
(36:57):
years might be messing around. Hope not, but if she is,
we'll try to catch her and we'll see what's going on. Dean,
what's up? Why do you think your wife cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
I don't know. Something weird that happened really and I
it can't get it out of my head. So look,
this kind of kind of swift at the beginning. Like
Johanna and I we've been married for like five years.
I think we've had like a pretty evening marriage. To
be honestly, like, we're both people, have the same quirks,
were both kind of like the same kind of weird.
(37:27):
If that makes we don't We don't really even argue much.
We Actually the way we met was on a movie
trivia and at a bar that we go to, and
back then we were on opposing teams, and to be
honest with you, she's she was the only one that
might that knew more than I did. So I was
(37:49):
like immediately taken back on her and shee tressed me
like from night one. Hit it off from then and
now we go to Trigger night pretty much every week.
And but now we're on the same team where the
power couples. Yeah, thank you, No, we do well. So,
I mean I've never really seen Joanna my camera wandering
(38:10):
I or anything like. She at least seems to be
like into me physically. I've never really had a problem.
I'm still the other night was the first time I've
had anything like questionable pop up in my head. So,
you know, we're having our I don't know, adult time
if you will. In the middle of it, she you know,
you know, we think it's a loud at times, and
(38:31):
you know, you say each other's names, but she yelled
out Chris, Chris.
Speaker 15 (38:37):
I'm Dean.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
That's not even like I don't even have a middle name.
So yeah, so I don't know. I like, I don't.
She didn't even catch herself doing it, And to be honest,
you I think she's been it like maybe three times
that night.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
So like, did you stop her?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
And was like, hold on, baby, well not during that
We're not bringing that.
Speaker 15 (38:54):
Round, okay, I mean after that round.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
I'm obviously like I asked her about it, and she
kind of had like a deer and iad life looked
first that id like she didn't kind of like seeing
he where I was coming from. She then see the
night at first, she was just kind of saying that
she was saying yes, and I was I was like no, no, no, no,
I don't know. She was definitely saying Chris, so whatever.
You know, she kind of got snippy and like she
(39:19):
kind of got mad that I was accusing her in
the first place, and she didn't mention. She was like,
we don't even know Chris, which which is true the
two of us. I know you don't know Chris. So
after that round, like you know, we got a little snippy,
She's get a little upset, and she's like, we need
to drop it if you want round two, and you
know I wanted round two. I kind of dropped it.
(39:40):
But then the thought was like still running in my
head and I'm still to the day wondering, like, who
the hell is Chris, Like I know, she said Chris,
I don't know, but I mean, I mean there's night
where I have to work late and I can't get
a tribute.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
And show him.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
She'll get a tribute with her friends and you know
what all mean, which is totally cool. I don't have
a problem with it. I don't know if there's some
other due who she met while she's very trying to move,
you know, move on her while I'm out there. I
don't know. I do know that there's this one other
dude named Chris that's always at trivia night. I mean
we don't like, we don't know him. We just know
of him, So.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
It's not a Chris that we know.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Yeah, I don't know that's the Chris she was calling
on too, I hope not. But I just I just
kind of really want to know who this Chris is
and who's making you know, my own wife say his name?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Does she have any exes or anything named Chris? But
I guess if she did, she probably could have owned
up to that.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Right.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
No, no, not the probably to be worse but true.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, I just I don't know where that was. Maybe
Chris Evans, maybe she lefts Captain America.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
So we'll figure it out for you, man. We'll play
a song come back. You already told us what grocery
store you guys are Awards card members at, So we'll
call and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every month we choose one Lucky Rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment.
We'll see if she sends us to you or somebody else.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
Okay, perfect, Thanks, Hey, guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, plays, I'll come back and get your to Catch
a Cheeter next in the middle of to Catch a
Cheater And if you're just joining us, Dean is on
the phone and he thinks that his wife of five
years named Joanna might be cheating. So in a second,
we're going to call her from the grocery store that
there are Rewards members at and pretend to be from
the grocery store and say that every single month, we
choose one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if she
(41:22):
sends those to Dean or to somebody else. But first, Dean,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 6 (41:27):
I mean Chris Knowles version, I mean, I'm know my
wife for like five years. And the other night she
during at buld Times, she said Chris in bed. My
name's not Chris. So I'm kind of wondering who she's
yelling out. And we don't know Chris. So I just
just want to know, like why or who? Yes, Chris
is and yeah, done, Obama, But.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You did say that there was a Chris out of
trivia that you guys go to.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Yeah, we know of we don't know the person. We
don't know on person, but he's got a trivia you know,
he's always a trivia knight and I don't know. Maybe
one night I had to work late and I couldn't
go to trivia, Like maybe something came of that. I
don't know. I hope not. I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
I just want to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
All right, man, you're ready for us to call her? Ye,
I'm gonna be Okay, here we go. He Hi, this
is corrible calling from so I was looking for a
Rewards card member named Johanna. Hey Joanna, please don't hang up.
(42:31):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations here, this month's a big winner.
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Cool, So what I what's up?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
If you haven't seen the signs? Every single month, we
choose one lucky Rewards Card member who gets free flowers
delivered anywhere they want to anybody that they want, absolutely free.
You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
Okay, Oh, do I just tell you? What? Do I
what I need to do?
Speaker 13 (42:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
You know who you want to send them to? Now
that's great? Okay, Yeah, the first thing I want need
from you is this The first and the last name
of the person who'd like to send them to.
Speaker 15 (43:04):
Okay, yeah, it's Dean, the.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Same last name. Is that a husband?
Speaker 15 (43:11):
Oh yeah, that's my husband and trivia partner.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Okay, Oh, you guys do a tribute together. That's fun.
Speaker 15 (43:17):
Oh yeah, that's actually going mad. But anyway, can I
just put like a clue on the card?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Sure? What did you want to put on it? Do
you get five hundred characters?
Speaker 6 (43:28):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (43:28):
Okay, well it's going to be a movie quote for Yeah,
it's just like since that's it's just the game we've
played back and forth.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
So okay, great, yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 15 (43:40):
You are our eighth customer today. You want to free
on am exclamation.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
The jerk.
Speaker 15 (43:50):
What a little sorry?
Speaker 6 (43:53):
I was Seed Martin and the jerk.
Speaker 15 (43:56):
Dean.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Did they call you to Joanna? That's Dean on the phone.
This is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Jubil. Hi, I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if we think somebody's cheating, we
see that they send flowers to No, Dean is not cheating.
Dean actually thought you.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Might be you guys scared me.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
You wanted to see if you send flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 13 (44:22):
What I like, I don't know there was a I
don't know, like mid night when you remember you said
the name Chris, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
God, laughing about it?
Speaker 6 (44:41):
Oh my god, they're mushing the wrong way.
Speaker 15 (44:44):
Oh, I wish there was a Chris.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
What do you mean you wish?
Speaker 15 (44:52):
I'm just kidding. Okay, Sorry, Dean. I thought I said
to drop it that night. Why are you telling people
on the radio?
Speaker 6 (44:59):
Well, I mean you mean because you said another guy's
me in the bed the other night. I mean, I
know you said the draba, but it still bothers me
and I kind of want to figure out who this
Chris was.
Speaker 15 (45:10):
Okay, well here's what happened. Nothing. First of all, you
know how it's just routine. It's not bad. But you know,
we've just been doing the same thing for a while lately,
and I was just fantasizing to make it more fun
in the bedroom for me. So I was thinking about
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Chris Evans. So that's all.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
What like the actor, but you didn't tell him you
were fantasizing about somebody else.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
No, I'm trying to play seriously, you're seriously thinking about
Chris Evans while we're having.
Speaker 15 (45:45):
Specks I mean, yeah, Captain America.
Speaker 8 (45:53):
I mean was wearing with Captain America.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Soon during No, but really, Dean, if you as you
hear this, like, are you okay with that?
Speaker 9 (46:03):
Like?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Does it bother you that your wife is fantasizing about
a celebrity.
Speaker 15 (46:06):
I mean it's not like it was Chris at trivia
or something.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
You well that that would be way worse. I mean serious, seriously,
like thinking about Chris Emans while we're together having adult time.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
I mean, yeah, Joanna, do you feel guilty or I'm
trying to understand how you guys are digesting this because
it was a problem at first for you.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Dean.
Speaker 15 (46:32):
That's kind of way to talk about. Like if you
fantasize that totals, you.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Don't have to tell me they're not doing for you anymore.
You heard that might add a saying for it. There's
something going on.
Speaker 15 (46:44):
No, maybe you're so hot. This is just a hilly fantasy,
doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I mean, was he wearing his Captain America suit? Dirty
your fantasy.
Speaker 15 (46:58):
For a part of it?
Speaker 13 (47:02):
Do you have.
Speaker 8 (47:04):
America?
Speaker 15 (47:06):
Oh my god, all my birthday's coming up.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Okay, well we'll let you guys finish this conversation out there.
Hey Dean, congratulations, So at least he's not cheating on you. Yeah,
and it sounds like communication is really going to help
you both out a lot.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
No for sure. I mean if she would have chatized
another guy, I mean, I guess I'm okay with Captain America.
You know it's time like Christian duty, I guess.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Specific civic duty. Oh wow, look, guys, this is great.
Speaker 15 (47:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater. Time for Nina's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
So Barbenheimer was so last year. This year it's going
to be all about Glicked, which is Gladiator too in Wicked.
So they are both coming out in November, so we
still have a ways to go. But they're trying to
hype it like the Barbenheimer situation last year, so that
they can have the same type of outcome. They're hoping
that everybody goes to see both because they're polar opposite movies.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
I don't know, have you seen the reviews, like for
the trailer for what is it called Gladiator? But there's
like one hundred and fifty thousand dislikes on it.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
I can't Gladiator two is going to be any good.
Speaker 9 (48:14):
People were saying that either the music they didn't like
the music that they put or that you gave way
the entire movie.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Well, especially because in this one it takes place in
an office and they have conflict resolution team in there
to solve their problems. So it's pretty boring this one.
I think it's a little premature. That would be a
different twist on Jim that you said, this is Sparta,
that's a different movie, but whatever, the same era there
(48:44):
we go that way. We are not entertained by that behavior.
If you could sit down, we'll hash this out. Though
by the end of the day he just wakes up
in bed all a dream of your works in conflict
resolution in HR as a real boring job.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It doesn't it feel weird that people are hating even
before they see it, though, Like, to me, that just
feels premature.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
How do you know somebody don't know? Well, even just
based off of the trailer.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
I just think that that you can't hate completely until
you see the whole thing and then you know, make
your decision. But they decided to go with Glicked instead
of wickedator because it sounds they had.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
This conversation to figure it out. So wouldn't it be
glicked if it's wicked?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Maybe I would did Maybe I pronounced it wrong. I'm
but it spelt glicked and then wicked, wicked or you
know what, tomato, we'll go that way. Okay, So this
is really interesting. Have you ever thought about freezing yourself
when you die? They cryo cryo preserve yourself. So Bloomberg
(49:51):
just did a whole story about a new emerging trend
called revival trusts. So now rich people don't only want
to live forever when they wake up after being cryogenically preserved,
they still want to be rich, So they're looking for
a way to also preserve their money freeze their assets.
Speaker 7 (50:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
At the same time, it's pretty simple and there is everything.
Most of them we've gone through it before. Yeah. I
just think it's such an interesting like way to do this.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Financial planners are working overtime right now to figure out
the best way to do it.
Speaker 17 (50:24):
Okay, I heard of inflation. They're billion dollars worth ten
bucks in one hundred years.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
It's still ten bucks more than they would have had afterwards.
You wake up and you got nothing if.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
You cryogenically freeze yourself. I know we don't have this answer,
but do you have to decide when you do it?
Because you can't really die, die and then be frozen.
I mean there are people that have done that. Like
there's a baseball player who had his head cryogenically frozen
in case there's technology where they can implant his brain
into a body. Oh my gosh, this is way back
in the in the nineties. He did it. But you
(50:57):
can't die, die and then they like unfreezing and you
come back. So you have to be like, well, I
guess at eighty two, I'll go get frozen alive so
that I can be unfrozen, but I'll still be eighty
two when i'm you'll get frozen at eighty two.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
You're dead though, Like if you freeze, you die, right,
not the way they can do it for crogenics.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
This is the question. This is the question on the
table about cetically I don't.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Know, man, I do not want to be a popsicle.
I'm straight. Can't you just like before they throw you
to the ice chests, can't you just take your credit
card with you?
Speaker 4 (51:32):
They work though, like if you wake up and anyway,
credit cards are gone. This is the conversation you can
have with your friends today at work. The last thing
you can bring up is the drama that's going on
in the competitive eating world.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
There may have been a cheater at.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
The Nathan's hot Dog Yeah, teat that, Well, I wondered
the same question, Victoria. Let me tell you. So there's
a bunch of judges assigned to each eater, and they
end up counting how many hot dogs you eat based
off of the plates.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Each plate has five hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
So this guy, Nick Weary, was accused of cheating by
stealing other people's plates because when the time was done,
he'd eaten forty six point seventy five hot dogs. Meanwhile,
it was actually written in the final like tally that
he had eaten fifty.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Something, but didn't he still technically win fifty dogs. No,
he got fourth place. So he got fourth place.
Speaker 4 (52:23):
He cheated to fourth place because fifty is the magic
number for respect in the eating world. Oh, when it
comes to hot dogs, Yeah, the goal is always to
eat at least fifty to be respected. I was gonna say,
why cheat your way to fourth? I just wanted to
hit that fifty mark. So they're investigating the situation. Oh
like it said that he had Sorry, I got it now,
and that's what's trending.
Speaker 15 (52:45):
Jewbles dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (52:49):
Hello, Hey, was up?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (52:51):
Yes I do?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 13 (52:53):
So?
Speaker 8 (52:54):
I used to rent a room from my branch and they.
Speaker 19 (52:58):
Had two dogs and they always put them to sleep
on my side of the house because they didn't like
letting them out at night so they could go to
the bathroom. So they would force me to do it,
and so I got tired of doing that. So eventually
I started opening the kitchen door, like in the middle
of the night so the.
Speaker 8 (53:15):
Dogs would go inside the house. And like three or
four times the dogs took it in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Did you clean it up or leave it for them
to have a surprise?
Speaker 8 (53:26):
No, way, I left them for there for their morning surprise.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, you're like, I don't know how the dogs learned
open the door.
Speaker 8 (53:32):
Yeah, that's exactly what they would say.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
No worries, man, love you show Yeah you see man?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Bye right, thank you? Hello? Hey, hey, you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 7 (53:48):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 7 (53:50):
So about eighteen years ago.
Speaker 6 (53:53):
My current wife.
Speaker 18 (53:55):
We were dating at the time, getting ready to get engaged,
but her roommate was her brother fiance. He was in
the military and he was overseas and she was a
virgin them. They had been together a couple of times,
but she was concerned that she wasn't going to be
able to properly please him. So, being the nice guy
that I am, I said, hey, we can practice.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
You know, I have to make certain your your will.
Speaker 18 (54:19):
Experience still went on for about four to six months that, uh,
you know, as a proper human being that I am,
that I practiced with her to make certain that she
engaged in sexual activity.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
And oh, so you're a teacher.
Speaker 18 (54:31):
Basically, yes, yes, I wanted to make certain she was
well suited for her boyfriend fiance later when he came
back to the United States.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's nice of you. It's the little things that I do. Yeah,
so she's your wife now?
Speaker 7 (54:46):
No?
Speaker 18 (54:46):
No, no, no, my girlfriend is my wife now.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
My girlfriend at the time is now his wife. She
was the roommate of the girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
Situation. Yes too, she was my wife brother girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Wow. Okay, I got it. Wow, And you're probably never
going to tell that dirty little secret to him never ever.
It doesn't even exist beyond this. Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Alright, alright, take care
of Bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?
Is your refrigerator running?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Because at this point it's the Jewbil Show, and a
lot of Americans feel the same, so much so that
there's a trend of people sharing what cartoon characters they
would rather see run for the president of the United States.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Wow, then the two very elderly options that we have.
It's not even about and it's not even about what
side you're on. If you're on the cryps or the
bloods of the political in the world's basically the same things,
red and blue. They fight all the time, you know,
(00:35):
same thing, But no matter what side you're on, it
doesn't matter. They're both very old, and a lot of
Americans are like, well, could we get somebody who could
make it the whole time? And a lot of people
think that some cartoon characters will be better presidents of
the United States than what our options are. What's the
number one? We'll tell you in a second. Will also
go over the list because it's funny, and call us
up if you have a suggestion on what cartoon character
(00:57):
you'd like to see run this fine country of ours.
Do it next? It's the Jewble Show. Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point, all before it's the Jewbill Show.
And that's the way a lot of Americans feel they
would rather vote for an inanimate object or a cartoon
character before having to vote for the two people that
we have or listen to a debate about whose golf
(01:19):
score is better and what Denny's has the best Grand
Slam breakfast. That's a real conversation, so much so that
there's a poll online right now of people sharing which
cartoon characters they think would be a better president and
would run this country the best. We'll tell you what
the number one is in just a second, but call
up with yours eight eight eight three, four to three
one oh six one. Text in four to one o
(01:40):
six one, what cartoon character do you think could be
a good president of the United States? And we'll go
over the list right now. Feel a conversation I never
thought i'd have. Coming up at number ten is Scooby Doo.
What Scooby Doo would be a better president than our options?
Is qualification be used at all times the day.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
The only qualifications are that you need to be thirty
five years old and born in the United States. Essentially,
it's it okay, So the qualifications aren't that heavy, and
I think Scooby qualifies full crimes.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, he did a pretty good job to add it.
He'd get the police union votes. And I would love
to hear him mess up something and then be in
a speech at the White House and would be like, bro,
bugs Bunny is next, there's on the list. Bugs Bunny
is smart.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Bunny isn't he kind of a stinker though, he like
used manipulative tactics to get what you want.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Says in all the presidents perfect. Hey, aj hey, what
cartoon character do you think should run the United States
of America?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Okay, so okay, so hear me out because I saw
a tweet and this is what made me think about it.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
All right, tweety bird.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That would be so cute. Want to mess with America?
Tweety bird was up.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
There and you have no And here's the thing, if
you think about it, tweety bird is really good for
one miners two he's yeah, yeah, like he he'll see
things like I may be small, but I have a
big heart. Right he like that?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right?
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Life gives you wing sword.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I would love to hear oh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
My gosh debates. Yeah, how amazing would that be to
see the state of the Union and he comes out,
you can't see anything, and then all of a sudden
you just see a little bird hop up on the
podium and this tweety bird. God, I would love this country.
They say, Jay call us up eight eight three six
(03:45):
one text and four six one. What cartoon character if
you think should run the United States?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't know why, but I'm picturing Tweetybird in like
some sort of modern like three D. You know they
do that with all the cartoons now, they're all like
three D and like, uh, live action almost. I'm just
picturing a cup real life.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh I might be small, but I've got a big card.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Then everybody would be so inspired. But can we talk
about Disney princesses though? I feel anyone of those could
do it too. And I'm going to talk about Ariel
specifically because she already has to like run a whole
empire or whatever. She's got the ocean and she's got
land and everybody loves her, so that's true. I would
feel really confident with Ariel doing her Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Somebody everybody loves her though, or she was very upset
with her, Well that's her problem. You can go to jail.
Sounds like a dictator. She's actually breaking the law by
killing thing. Ariel just wants peace. Somebody texted in. Woman
(04:45):
said Clint Eastwood. He's not a cartoon character. Kind of
seems like.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
One at times, but he's an actual person. Mine's Rick
from Rick and Morty.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Be so right.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
He just burps in the middle of his senses. You're like,
my fellow American. Would be fun to watch, It would
be fun. We're going over a new poll that's out
of what cartoon characters people think would be better at
running the country than the current options that we have.
Somebody put optimist Prime is up in the top ten.
(05:22):
He didn't handle. Very good leader, Yes, very good leader,
very good leader. Stand behind him. I mean I have to.
It's like tall.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Is good.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Papa Smurf also, okay, Papa Smurf. Can we get over
electing old people please? I know it's ageist or whatever,
but Papa Smurf is also gray hair and an elderly
What about Daisy Smurf. Isn't that her name? Daisy? What's
her name? Daisy? Daisy?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
The hot Ones, the messes, I mean kind of yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
We know into okay, so I know we're trying to
go away from like the older But let me tell
you Master she who from Kung Fu Panda.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I think he.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
Would be such a wise and he's he's actually it
wasn't the oldest one in there.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
There was a turtle that was older than him who
kind of dipped because there's a turtle, very old turtles. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Also, why not just the panda. I would love to
see Jack Black as president. Homie kind of seems like
he just needed a minute to himself.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The top three cartoon characters that people think would be
a good president is Superman coming in at number three.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So hot, I could see that. I'm fine, Superman. You'd
be okay with Superman. I would we'd save a lot
of money on Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's true. And he wouldn't need Air Force one because
he could just fly.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, you know, have to really watch out for Kryptonite
because everybody would really be trying to take him down.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's surprising to take out, you know what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Superman would get in the White House and it would
be like everybody who gets in there very hopeful, and
then all of a sudden they get tarnished by the
way that the government is. And he would be flying
in Air Force one everywhere more than anybody else about.
We're spending this much money to fly him around, and
the dude can just use his key. Lisa Simpson comes
in at number two.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Kind of see that though smart, you're smart, took care
of Bart the entire time, and how last true he
was running around crazy like.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And she could play the saxophone. We know that's a
good qualification for presidents.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It is. Yes, Clinton could play a saxophone. Yeah, Bill
Clinton's big saxophone player. Also, that means she would get
in the similar kind of trouble. Let's just talk about.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
A wonder woman, guys. Let's just go, let's try to
find a woman. If we're gonna go with the cartoon
and everything, there's got to be like one out there
that's nice. Well, Lisa, we just talked about her, But
what about wonder Woman. She's got the last So I
like wonder Woman truth that's.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The last thing politics needs. She wouldn't make it. They'd
be like she's too truthful. Number one. The number one
cartoon character that Americans think would be a good president
is Batman. Feels like more of the same, Just.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Which dude just.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Trying to intimidate people.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I know this one's not actually a cartoon, but what
about iron Man? If we're going to go for a superhero.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, yes, it's got a sorted past and still billions
of dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You wonder how over it Americans are with our political system.
The one that didn't make it on the list at all,
Captain America. We're like, no, sorry, no, definitely not. It's
another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties, hikes pe
(08:55):
Deakins from Design. I'm looking for Ali in regards to
some T shirts that you were having printed form it
looks like a fun run.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
That's actually me, and you know I wanted.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
To hear from you guys.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
I mean, I haven't gotten the shirts yet.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
I'm in charge of all this.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
And this is on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, Well, they will be there in the next day
or two. I just want to let you know they've
been shipped out with you and they will be there
in time for your fun run. I do need to
have you talk to the artists, so the screen printer
who who put them together, because he wanted to talk
to you for a second.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
If that's okay, Okay, yes, the ladio h yen.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
They gentle me to you.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Because I ordered some shirts.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I print your shirts. I
print them.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Okay, so what would you like to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
About the logo you sent for the shirts? Complete? So
Eladio change it? You're like boss.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Pat wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Alaudio change that? You are like much better? No, no, no, no,
I'm the customer.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I work on that one, Polario, change it?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Because artists?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
What are you talking to about yourself?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
On third? Yes, yes, Ilario is an artist and I
saw your designer. No instantly, no.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Instantly, Alio, what are you?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
You could be in the all ayear And I'm the
one that's AMoD one that's saying you were.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Going to do a change.
Speaker 12 (10:34):
Do you have to contact people the shirt turner here?
I am off, I'm actually and oh.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
My hey, it's pe Deakins again. Get everything worked out
with Hilario.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
No I didn't.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
This is a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. Well, Hilario is a great artist and he's just
different out here the.
Speaker 13 (10:56):
Shirt turn out here, he's telling me he changed the logos,
the artic.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I didn't tell you. I'm going to put you back
on hold and send you back to him because he
needs to.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
No, no, no, no, don't put me don't. I cannot listen.
Speaker 14 (11:11):
I am sold, Oh god, oh yes, I make him?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No no, no no the design for T shirts?
Speaker 12 (11:23):
No no, no, no no.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I'm not paying here for a piece of art. I'm
paying here for a logo that I came up with
for a journey event.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Ilario makes fabulous pieces.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Talk to him like he's on a third person.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Who is in leather pants for you?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
Who is a welcome run?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You're welcome?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
No, no, no, you don't understand. It's really hot. It's
a run?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay you right now?
Speaker 12 (11:57):
I can't be read this.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Hey, it's Deakins. Everything worked out. They're on the shirts.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
You rent it.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Didn't you keep transferring me, putting me on hold?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
You let me talk to that ego center Govlladio that
he even talked about himself on a third person Talk
to him anymore?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay? Will uh you happy with see the changes that
he made?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
You're not happy?
Speaker 12 (12:18):
I'm really can't stop you, idiot.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Don't you get it? The shirts are not here?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
He puts hoods in a leather tense for a run
which is so hot.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, will Unfortunately we don't offer refunds because I would
refund you.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, you
are going to give me my money back.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
It's not that unfortunately, you know what.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Let me speak to your manager.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean I don't even.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Have Okay, sure, I'll get my hand.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I will get the manager for you. Please holds Selario.
Oh no no, no, no, you church head.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
No I can't with you.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No no, Ali. This is our Jebel from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you. Your boyfriend set
you up?
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Are are you kick?
Speaker 13 (13:06):
My blood pressure is about the brush.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
He's going to kill him.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
He said that you were planning a fun run thing
and he actually has your shirts. They came in the
other day and you were worried about it. Wake up
every morning with jubile phone Franks time for Nina's what's trending.
So Barbenheimer was so last year.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
This year it's going to be all about Glicked, which
is Gladiator too and Wicked. So they are both coming
out in November, so we still have a wayte to go.
But they're trying to hype it like the Barbenheimer situation
last year, so that they can have the same type
of outcome. They're hoping that everybody goes to see both
because they're polar opposite movies.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
I don't know, have you seen the reviews, Like for
the trailer for what's it called Gladiator, there's like one
hundred and fifty thousand dislikes on it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I can't Gladiator two is going to be any good.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
People were saying that either the music, they didn't like
the music that they put or that, uh, you gave
way the entire movie.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, especially because in this one it takes place in
an office and they have conflict resolution team in there
to solve their problems. So it's pretty boring this one.
I think it's a little premature. That would be a
different twist on and Jim that you said this is Sparta,
that's a different movie, but whatever, the same era. There
(14:24):
we go that we are not entertained by that behavior.
If you could sit down, we'll hash this out. Though
by the end of the.
Speaker 16 (14:29):
Day he just wakes up in bed. Your works in
conflict resolution as a real boring job.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Doesn't it feel weird that people are hating even before
they see it though, Like, to me, that just feels premature.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
How do you know somebody don't know? Well, even just
based off of the trailer.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I just think that that you can't hate completely until
you see the whole thing and then you know, make
your decision. But they decided to go with glickt instead
of wickedator because it sounds they.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Had this conversation to figure it out. So wouldn't it
be glicked if it's wicked?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Maybe I did, maybe I pronounced it wrong. I'm but
it spelt glicked and then wicked wicked or you know what, Tomato.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
We'll go that way. Okay, So this is really interesting.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Have you ever thought about freezing yourself when you die,
like cryo cryo preserve yourself. So Bloomberg just did a
whole story about a new emerging trend called revival trusts.
So now rich people don't only want to live forever
when they wake up after being cryogenically preserved, they still
want to be rich, so they're looking for a way
(15:45):
to also preserve their money freeze.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Their assets the same time. Pretty simple everything most of
them got through it before. Yeah. I just think it's
such an interesting like way to do this.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Financial planners are working overtime right now to figure out
the best way to do it.
Speaker 17 (16:04):
Okay, I heard of inflation. They're billion dollars worth ten
bucks in one hundred years.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's still ten bucks more than they would have had. Afterwards,
you wake up and you got nahi. If you cryogenically
freeze yourself. I know we don't have this answer, but
do you have to decide when you do it? Because
you can't really die, die and then be frozen. I
mean there are people that have done that.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Like there's a baseball player who had his head cryogenically
frozen in case there's technology where they can implant his
brain into a body. My gosh, this is way back
and like the in the nineties he did it. But
you can't die, die and then they like unfreeze you
and you come back. So you have to be like, well,
I guess at eighty two, I'll go get frozen alive
(16:47):
so that I can be unfrozen, but I'll still be
eighty two.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
When I'm like, you'll get frozen at eighty two you're
dead though, Like if you freeze, you die, right, not the.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Way they could do it for cryogenics. This is the question.
This is the question on the tape about cry getically.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I don't know, man, I do not want to be
a popsicle. I'm straight.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Can't you just like before they throw you to the ice? Shets?
Can't you just take your credit.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Card with you work though, like if you wake up
and anyway, credit cards are gone. Oh, this is the
conversation you can have with your friends today at work.
The last thing you can bring up is the drama
that's going on in the competitive eating world. There may
have been a cheater at the Nathan's hot Dog. Yeah, well,
(17:31):
I wondered the same question, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
So there's a bunch of judges assigned to each eater
and they end up counting how many hot dogs you
eat based off of the plates.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Each plate has five hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
So this guy, Nick Weary, was accused of cheating by
stealing other people's plates because when the time was done,
he'd eaten forty six point seventy five hot dogs. Meanwhile,
it was actually written in the final like tally that
he had eaten fifty something, but didn't he still technically
fifty No, he got fourth place, So he got fourth place.
(18:03):
He cheated to fourth place because fifty is the magic
number for respect in the eating world. Oh, when it
comes to hot dog, Yeah, the goal is always to
eat at least fifty to be respected. I was gonna say,
why cheat your way to fourth? I just wanted to
hit that fifty mark. So they're investigating the situation.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh like it said that he had. Sorry, I got
it now, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
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Speaker 1 (18:31):
Callen is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's not getting a call back from
a date he went on with a girl named Jen
that he really likes. So we're going to see if
we can find out why she's gohosing Hi in a second,
But first let's hear about the date. Callen, what's up?
How long has it been since you heard from Jen?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
It's been a couple of weeks, almost a month now,
but O god, yeah, so I texted her and just
now respond back, and I just I don't know. I
thought we kind of hit it off.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
So why don't we go backwards?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Why don't you tell us about you know, how you
guys met and what happened, Well, we we.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Kind of met on Christian mingle and uh, you know,
we chatted back and forth to whatnot, and and I
found out what church she went to, and I showed up.
I showed up to surprise her, and and I thought
she thought it was cute. And we went to coffee afterwards,
and you know, we talked and and just kind of
(19:33):
I think we kind of hit it off. And so
we planned another, you know date because she had her shirt.
There was like a dance sort of event type of
thing going on for couples, and I made reservations at
the sushi place that was next door to the church,
and and so we did that. And yeah, I thought
(19:56):
it was a nice, cool little thing that we did.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, that's cool. That seem nice.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
So were you So you guys were really getting along?
Was there any like touchiness or any sparks flying?
Speaker 7 (20:08):
I just really I really dig her, Like she's so
dedicated to her church, in her community and her kindness.
She is beautiful. I don't know if she just like
nobody like I've ever dated before. You know, it's, uh,
she makes me want to be better.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Why do you think she's ghosting.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Well, I guess I get a little jealous. And so
we were at the dance and it was one of
her friends, male friends, that asked her to dance with her,
and I agreed, but I just I don't know. I
I think I was. I think I was too butt
(20:50):
hurt about it and if she saw that, and I
don't know, I don't know why I do that. I mean,
we won't bet on two days, so it's like, I
don't know it just yess just even say because I
care about her.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I mean, nel, so you're on a date with her,
so you kind of would hope that your date would
dance with you. But but you know, friends dance together too.
Were you like outwardly angry or was it just.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I was? I don't know, I guess I was. I
guess I was poudy, you.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Know, I was just Okay, So you didn't try to
like fight the guy or all right, well, man, we'll
see if we can figure it out. Then we'll play
a song, come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and hopefully
get you another date.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Okay, awesome, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
All right, man, So we'll playus song come Back, get
your first Day follow up next. Right in the middle
of our first day follow up, if you're just joining us,
Kellen is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Jien that he really likes. So we're
about to call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him. But first, Kellen, why don't you
catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Well, we met on Christian Mingle. I went to our church.
We hit it off, and we went to a dance
social there at her church and she was dancing with
another guy, and it was a little jealous, you know.
And then and then so I thought it, text her
again and like, see we can't get a third date,
(22:15):
you know, and and just no response. Two days later,
no response. I tried again again, no response. I'm like,
maybe I was too jealous. I don't know, you were.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
An angry jealous, right, you're a poudy jealous.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Yeah, I just I was just yeah, you know, yeah,
I was crying.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Self awareness. That's cool, all right, man, for you Ready
for us to call her?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
I am, let's let's see this all.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Right, here we go. Hello, I'm asking to please yes,
is she? Hey, Jen, how are you? My name is
Jeuble and I'm calling from a radio show. It's called
The Jubell Show. Hi. Ten, the whole show's here. My
(23:05):
name is Nina.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm Victoria. Hi.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
How are you?
Speaker 15 (23:09):
I'm good?
Speaker 13 (23:10):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Great? We do a segment on the show it's called
the first Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and find out why you're ghosting them. So,
is there anybody that you can think of that would
want us to call you because you're not calling him back?
Speaker 10 (23:28):
I mean probably, I guess yes, it's Kellen.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, he wants to know why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Like, listen, he was a great guy, and he was
you know, it was a nice like couple of dates
like a coffee and a date or whatever.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
But like I found out.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
That he was on Tinder, and like, I just don't
really think like our values and stuff like matchup after
like hearing about that, So I just don't think we're
going to work.
Speaker 15 (23:56):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Did he tell you that he was on Tinder? Are
you on Tender.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
No no, no, no, no no, I'm not on Tinder.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Like I'm like, you know, everybody lived your life. I'm
just I'm not about that like clip up culture type thing,
you know, like my very specifically, like this is my
first online stuff going.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Through Christian Mingle.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know, it's just different. I'm looking for something different
and like you know, again, the dates, they were great,
and I was showing my coworker a picture of him
and like telling her all about like how wonderful it was,
and immediately she was like, oh, I've seen him on Tinder.
Then we like you know, got onto like one of
the Tinder apps like with.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
People, and like they found him and it.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Was like, oh, that's that's him.
Speaker 15 (24:33):
Cool. So I guess, like, you know, he just.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
What is it, like a wolf and Sheep's clothing clothing
type of thing. Like, I just he's different than I
guess how he.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Presented because yeah, you met on Christian Mingle, so yeah,
Tender and Christian Mingle I think are very different places. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
So I just mean, just to be clear, Jen, is
it because he was on a dating app or is
it because it was specifically tender?
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Specifically Tender, like you know, like you know, I'm a big,
big part of like my church, and like that's how
I was raised. It's just it's different than I know,
like how a lot of people live. And again like
that's totally fine, like live your life, but like it
just doesn't match up.
Speaker 15 (25:12):
With like the life I'm leading. So like, okay, yeah,
you know, like I just.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
I'm sure there are a lot of things that are
very different and like expectations I'm sure are very different
between us.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, well, thank you for being honest with us. I
don't know if Kellen's a freak like you think he is,
but we can find out. Callen, are you a freak?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
No, I'm not that kind of guy anymore. I should
have deleted the app, the profile and everything, because the
girls on there, they're.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Not for me anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Jen, if you couldn't tell, Kellen's on the phone and
he's been listening and wants to talk to you and
he's not a freak anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Yeah, I'm sorry, but yes, I should have deleted the
Kindra or why still have it up? I have many
apps on my phone, you know, and like those girls
are are I left that to Christian Mingle because I
want somebody with the values and Christian. I'm sorry. I
(26:15):
will try to prove myself over and over and over
if I have to.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
You're not really on Tender. You just didn't close your account.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Correct, Yeah, Like I left the tender a long time ago.
I just said I have to delete the app and
the profile and everything like that. I don't know. I
don't know why I didn't. Are you even Christian?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Like you know, I've heard about people like.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Some guys like get onto this Christian mingle.
Speaker 15 (26:40):
App to like find the innocent girls.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
And they're trying to corrupt them and whatever, and like
it's the competition and I terrible.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Yeah, I am a Christian. I just you know, I'm
tired of those girls on Tender.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
They're like you're tired of because you have a We
went out with a lot of them, right, I don't know,
Like again, we had a good time.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I just don't think our values match up.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
You know, I get it, I understand, but I'm not
I'm still gonna try. I'm still going to prove myself
to you. I truly believe that.
Speaker 15 (27:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I like you, harry you, and to prove it.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
I deleted the app today. That's what I did.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And then how are you going to prove to her
that you're there for the Christian king and not the
mingling on Christian mingle, not just the mingling.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
I mean right, I will go to her church every Sunday.
I will prove myself. I swear you're the one.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Whoa the one that's kind of a lot? Jen, what
do you think would you like to go out with
Kellen on another date? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
I just don't know.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
I just again, I don't know if we're both.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Sharing the same Christian values.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
And sorry, maybe it's not a no. You know, I
I get it, I get while you're you know, Uh,
I'm just I'm just bumped. I again. I uh. But
I will be there for you when when you're ready
(28:10):
to go on a on a second or another date.
I really enjoyed your church. Uh, it's one of the
better ones in town. Would be awkward if I still
went there. I don't want to make it awkward for you,
but I do like a church and and the people there, So.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
The doors are open for everyone.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
So okay, weirdness like talking about who gets the Lord
and the break up? Sorry Colin, but it sounds like
you're not giving a pope. And Jim, you know you
said maybe so maybe you guys are running to each
other at church and you know, see how it goes.
But just pursue respectfully, Okay, I'm just gonna say that.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Yeah, and I'll be praying for you.
Speaker 15 (28:54):
Well, I will be praying for you too, and I
hope you have a blessed.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right. They're off the phone. She like patted him
on the head big time as he was leaving. Now
you just have a blessed stay there. I'll be praying
for you too. That's the nicest like you ever.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Yeah, Jubos thirsty follow up, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Am I gonna this tall?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Try a large black coffee?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Large black cock?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
I mean large?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
He means Aventi.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Yeah, that's the biggest one you got.
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Venty is large, twenty large is large.
Speaker 15 (29:32):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
He's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
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(31:06):
know what? Plush? Not so fascinating?
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Okay, You versus Victoria is coming up right after this.
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Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
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let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Jamie. What's up, Jamie?
I'm good? How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking?
And do you think you have what it takes to
(31:48):
take down a trivia beast like Victoria? I have won
the past few days. Oh wow, Jamie, you let her
talk to you like that.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
I've won the past few weeks in car. So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
See Victoria out of the studio, And while she's leaving, Jamie,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, perfect? All right, Jamie? Are
you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Your time starts now. Who's nose grew longer every time
he lied?
Speaker 9 (32:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Kil What must sharks do to keep from sinking?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Bree?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What did Johannes Gutenberg invent? Is it Johannas if you
freeze water?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
What do you get.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
By?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
How different? How many different types of sharks are there?
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Thirty?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
What color is the star? Are the stars on the
American flag?
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Red?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, time is up. We'll bring Victory back into the studio.
And while she's coming back in and getting settled, Jamie,
what's something you would like the world to know today?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I am not, and I'm seeing as for what My
kids are older and I feel like woman.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
It killing me graduated, So I'm done.
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you want to adopt us?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
I thought about it. I thought about it.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
I'm a little old.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, you're never too old. I think you can be.
But anyway, for what, I didn't mean it like that
what we're talking about. I said, I think you can be,
but I didn't mean it like you know, yeah, mindset.
I didn't mean it physic physically I.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Mean and also maybe it's time for Jamie to focus
on herself and give herself some goodness.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
This got really deep, Amie. I don't know the topic.
We're talking about kids, having more kids. That's scary. Well,
Victoria's pregnant. So right here we go thirty seconds as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and you
have to beat Jamie outright to win? Jamie, you can
(34:17):
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Whose nose grew longer every time he lied you? What
must sharks do to keep from sinking?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
What does sharks swim? What did Johannes Gutenberg invent? I
don't know that is that sounds similiar though, I don't
know baking dishes.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
If you freeze water, what do you get? I how
many different types of sharks are there?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
One hundred? What color are the stars on the American flag?
Speaker 8 (34:43):
White?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
What was the first TV set released when was the
first TV set released. What is the Shark's strongest sense?
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, they need to like sound or what self?
Speaker 8 (35:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Not so I have no help. I think my guess
is mel Or hear Kiri? Yeah, yeah, her time is
way up. Thank you for pointing that out, Jas asking
the questions. Okay, you cannot blame that on me. Honey,
you have a little faster. Let's go to the scoreboard
(35:21):
and see how you guys did our scoreboard producer Brad
Jamie got too correct. Victoria got five? Whoa what?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Okay, y'all hear that?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Wow, Victoria, I might be the most you've ever gotten.
I think that is the most sharp questions. I guess.
So technically you didn't beat Victoria, but you did get
a hundred dollars gift card just for playing. Jamie. Let's
get the answers with Nina.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
The nose that grew longer every time he lied is Pinocchio.
The way that a shark keeps from sinking is he
keeps swimming. I mean, just Johanna Johannes Gutenberg invented the
printing press. If you freeze water, you get ice. There
are one ninety nine different types of sharks.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I mean, I said one hundred.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I mean that's a lot of sharks. The stars on
the American flag are white. And the first TV set
was released in nineteen twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
What do youanway that like? When the TV was released
the very first time? Oh, I was thinking, like a
little play set. I don't know, I don't play interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
I don't know, I don't I know. The question was
when was the first TV set released? Okay, and then
the strong the shark's strongest sense is smell.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, I got that right, feel me, Jamie, thank you
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Dean is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and he thinks that his wife, Joanna of five
(36:57):
years might be messing around. Hope not, but if she is,
we'll try to catch her and we'll see what's going on. Dean,
what's up? Why do you think your wife cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
I don't know. Something weird that happened really and I
it can't get it out of my head. So look,
this kind of kind of swift at the beginning. Like
Johanna and I we've been married for like five years.
I think we've had like a pretty evening marriage. To
be honestly, like, we're both people, have the same quirks,
were both kind of like the same kind of weird.
(37:27):
If that makes we don't We don't really even argue much.
We Actually the way we met was on a movie
trivia and at a bar that we go to, and
back then we were on opposing teams, and to be
honest with you, she's she was the only one that
might that knew more than I did. So I was
(37:49):
like immediately taken back on her and shee tressed me
like from night one. Hit it off from then and
now we go to Trigger night pretty much every week.
And but now we're on the same team where the
power couples. Yeah, thank you, No, we do well. So,
I mean I've never really seen Joanna my camera wandering
(38:10):
I or anything like. She at least seems to be
like into me physically. I've never really had a problem.
I'm still the other night was the first time I've
had anything like questionable pop up in my head. So,
you know, we're having our I don't know, adult time
if you will. In the middle of it, she you know,
you know, we think it's a loud at times, and
(38:31):
you know, you say each other's names, but she yelled
out Chris, Chris.
Speaker 15 (38:37):
I'm Dean.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
That's not even like I don't even have a middle name.
So yeah, so I don't know. I like, I don't.
She didn't even catch herself doing it, And to be honest,
you I think she's been it like maybe three times
that night.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
So like, did you stop her?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
And was like, hold on, baby, well not during that
We're not bringing that.
Speaker 15 (38:54):
Round, okay, I mean after that round.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
I'm obviously like I asked her about it, and she
kind of had like a deer and iad life looked
first that id like she didn't kind of like seeing
he where I was coming from. She then see the
night at first, she was just kind of saying that
she was saying yes, and I was I was like no, no, no, no,
I don't know. She was definitely saying Chris, so whatever.
You know, she kind of got snippy and like she
(39:19):
kind of got mad that I was accusing her in
the first place, and she didn't mention. She was like,
we don't even know Chris, which which is true the
two of us. I know you don't know Chris. So
after that round, like you know, we got a little snippy,
She's get a little upset, and she's like, we need
to drop it if you want round two, and you
know I wanted round two. I kind of dropped it.
(39:40):
But then the thought was like still running in my
head and I'm still to the day wondering, like, who
the hell is Chris, Like I know, she said Chris,
I don't know, but I mean, I mean there's night
where I have to work late and I can't get
a tribute.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
And show him.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
She'll get a tribute with her friends and you know
what all mean, which is totally cool. I don't have
a problem with it. I don't know if there's some
other due who she met while she's very trying to move,
you know, move on her while I'm out there. I
don't know. I do know that there's this one other
dude named Chris that's always at trivia night. I mean
we don't like, we don't know him. We just know
of him, So.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
It's not a Chris that we know.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Yeah, I don't know that's the Chris she was calling
on too, I hope not. But I just I just
kind of really want to know who this Chris is
and who's making you know, my own wife say his name?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Does she have any exes or anything named Chris? But
I guess if she did, she probably could have owned
up to that.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Right.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
No, no, not the probably to be worse but true.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, I just I don't know where that was. Maybe
Chris Evans, maybe she lefts Captain America.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
So we'll figure it out for you, man. We'll play
a song come back. You already told us what grocery
store you guys are Awards card members at, So we'll
call and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every month we choose one Lucky Rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment.
We'll see if she sends us to you or somebody else.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
Okay, perfect, Thanks, Hey, guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, plays, I'll come back and get your to Catch
a Cheeter next in the middle of to Catch a
Cheater And if you're just joining us, Dean is on
the phone and he thinks that his wife of five
years named Joanna might be cheating. So in a second,
we're going to call her from the grocery store that
there are Rewards members at and pretend to be from
the grocery store and say that every single month, we
choose one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if she
(41:22):
sends those to Dean or to somebody else. But first, Dean,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 6 (41:27):
I mean Chris Knowles version, I mean, I'm know my
wife for like five years. And the other night she
during at buld Times, she said Chris in bed. My
name's not Chris. So I'm kind of wondering who she's
yelling out. And we don't know Chris. So I just
just want to know, like why or who? Yes, Chris
is and yeah, done, Obama, But.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You did say that there was a Chris out of
trivia that you guys go to.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Yeah, we know of we don't know the person. We
don't know on person, but he's got a trivia you know,
he's always a trivia knight and I don't know. Maybe
one night I had to work late and I couldn't
go to trivia, Like maybe something came of that. I
don't know. I hope not. I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
I just want to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
All right, man, you're ready for us to call her? Ye,
I'm gonna be Okay, here we go. He Hi, this
is corrible calling from so I was looking for a
Rewards card member named Johanna. Hey Joanna, please don't hang up.
(42:31):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations here, this month's a big winner.
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Cool, So what I what's up?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
If you haven't seen the signs? Every single month, we
choose one lucky Rewards Card member who gets free flowers
delivered anywhere they want to anybody that they want, absolutely free.
You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
Okay, Oh, do I just tell you? What? Do I
what I need to do?
Speaker 13 (42:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
You know who you want to send them to? Now
that's great? Okay, Yeah, the first thing I want need
from you is this The first and the last name
of the person who'd like to send them to.
Speaker 15 (43:04):
Okay, yeah, it's Dean, the.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Same last name. Is that a husband?
Speaker 15 (43:11):
Oh yeah, that's my husband and trivia partner.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Okay, Oh, you guys do a tribute together. That's fun.
Speaker 15 (43:17):
Oh yeah, that's actually going mad. But anyway, can I
just put like a clue on the card?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Sure? What did you want to put on it? Do
you get five hundred characters?
Speaker 6 (43:28):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (43:28):
Okay, well it's going to be a movie quote for Yeah,
it's just like since that's it's just the game we've
played back and forth.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
So okay, great, yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 15 (43:40):
You are our eighth customer today. You want to free
on am exclamation.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
The jerk.
Speaker 15 (43:50):
What a little sorry?
Speaker 6 (43:53):
I was Seed Martin and the jerk.
Speaker 15 (43:56):
Dean.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Did they call you to Joanna? That's Dean on the phone.
This is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Jubil. Hi, I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if we think somebody's cheating, we
see that they send flowers to No, Dean is not cheating.
Dean actually thought you.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Might be you guys scared me.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
You wanted to see if you send flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 13 (44:22):
What I like, I don't know there was a I
don't know, like mid night when you remember you said
the name Chris, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
God, laughing about it?
Speaker 6 (44:41):
Oh my god, they're mushing the wrong way.
Speaker 15 (44:44):
Oh, I wish there was a Chris.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
What do you mean you wish?
Speaker 15 (44:52):
I'm just kidding. Okay, Sorry, Dean. I thought I said
to drop it that night. Why are you telling people
on the radio?
Speaker 6 (44:59):
Well, I mean you mean because you said another guy's
me in the bed the other night. I mean, I
know you said the draba, but it still bothers me
and I kind of want to figure out who this
Chris was.
Speaker 15 (45:10):
Okay, well here's what happened. Nothing. First of all, you
know how it's just routine. It's not bad. But you know,
we've just been doing the same thing for a while lately,
and I was just fantasizing to make it more fun
in the bedroom for me. So I was thinking about
(45:32):
Chris Evans. So that's all.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
What like the actor, but you didn't tell him you
were fantasizing about somebody else.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
No, I'm trying to play seriously, you're seriously thinking about
Chris Evans while we're having.
Speaker 15 (45:45):
Specks I mean, yeah, Captain America.
Speaker 8 (45:53):
I mean was wearing with Captain America.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Soon during No, but really, Dean, if you as you
hear this, like, are you okay with that?
Speaker 9 (46:03):
Like?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Does it bother you that your wife is fantasizing about
a celebrity.
Speaker 15 (46:06):
I mean it's not like it was Chris at trivia
or something.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
You well that that would be way worse. I mean serious, seriously,
like thinking about Chris Emans while we're together having adult time.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
I mean, yeah, Joanna, do you feel guilty or I'm
trying to understand how you guys are digesting this because
it was a problem at first for you.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Dean.
Speaker 15 (46:32):
That's kind of way to talk about. Like if you
fantasize that totals, you.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Don't have to tell me they're not doing for you anymore.
You heard that might add a saying for it. There's
something going on.
Speaker 15 (46:44):
No, maybe you're so hot. This is just a hilly fantasy,
doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I mean, was he wearing his Captain America suit? Dirty
your fantasy.
Speaker 15 (46:58):
For a part of it?
Speaker 13 (47:02):
Do you have.
Speaker 8 (47:04):
America?
Speaker 15 (47:06):
Oh my god, all my birthday's coming up.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Okay, well we'll let you guys finish this conversation out there.
Hey Dean, congratulations, So at least he's not cheating on you. Yeah,
and it sounds like communication is really going to help
you both out a lot.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
No for sure. I mean if she would have chatized
another guy, I mean, I guess I'm okay with Captain America.
You know it's time like Christian duty, I guess.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Specific civic duty. Oh wow, look, guys, this is great.
Speaker 15 (47:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater. Time for Nina's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
So Barbenheimer was so last year. This year it's going
to be all about Glicked, which is Gladiator too in Wicked.
So they are both coming out in November, so we
still have a ways to go. But they're trying to
hype it like the Barbenheimer situation last year, so that
they can have the same type of outcome. They're hoping
that everybody goes to see both because they're polar opposite movies.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
I don't know, have you seen the reviews, like for
the trailer for what is it called Gladiator? But there's
like one hundred and fifty thousand dislikes on it.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
I can't Gladiator two is going to be any good.
Speaker 9 (48:14):
People were saying that either the music they didn't like
the music that they put or that you gave way
the entire movie.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Well, especially because in this one it takes place in
an office and they have conflict resolution team in there
to solve their problems. So it's pretty boring this one.
I think it's a little premature. That would be a
different twist on Jim that you said, this is Sparta,
that's a different movie, but whatever, the same era there
(48:44):
we go that way. We are not entertained by that behavior.
If you could sit down, we'll hash this out. Though
by the end of the day he just wakes up
in bed all a dream of your works in conflict
resolution in HR as a real boring job.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It doesn't it feel weird that people are hating even
before they see it, though, Like, to me, that just
feels premature.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
How do you know somebody don't know? Well, even just
based off of the trailer.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
I just think that that you can't hate completely until
you see the whole thing and then you know, make
your decision. But they decided to go with Glicked instead
of wickedator because it sounds they had.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
This conversation to figure it out. So wouldn't it be
glicked if it's wicked?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Maybe I would did Maybe I pronounced it wrong. I'm
but it spelt glicked and then wicked, wicked or you
know what, tomato, we'll go that way. Okay, So this
is really interesting. Have you ever thought about freezing yourself
when you die? They cryo cryo preserve yourself. So Bloomberg
(49:51):
just did a whole story about a new emerging trend
called revival trusts. So now rich people don't only want
to live forever when they wake up after being cryogenically preserved,
they still want to be rich, So they're looking for
a way to also preserve their money freeze their assets.
Speaker 7 (50:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
At the same time, it's pretty simple and there is everything.
Most of them we've gone through it before. Yeah. I
just think it's such an interesting like way to do this.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Financial planners are working overtime right now to figure out
the best way to do it.
Speaker 17 (50:24):
Okay, I heard of inflation. They're billion dollars worth ten
bucks in one hundred years.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
It's still ten bucks more than they would have had afterwards.
You wake up and you got nothing if.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
You cryogenically freeze yourself. I know we don't have this answer,
but do you have to decide when you do it?
Because you can't really die, die and then be frozen.
I mean there are people that have done that. Like
there's a baseball player who had his head cryogenically frozen
in case there's technology where they can implant his brain
into a body. Oh my gosh, this is way back
in the in the nineties. He did it. But you
(50:57):
can't die, die and then they like unfreezing and you
come back. So you have to be like, well, I
guess at eighty two, I'll go get frozen alive so
that I can be unfrozen, but I'll still be eighty
two when i'm you'll get frozen at eighty two.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
You're dead though, Like if you freeze, you die, right,
not the way they can do it for crogenics.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
This is the question. This is the question on the
table about cetically I don't.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Know, man, I do not want to be a popsicle.
I'm straight. Can't you just like before they throw you
to the ice chests, can't you just take your credit
card with you?
Speaker 4 (51:32):
They work though, like if you wake up and anyway,
credit cards are gone. This is the conversation you can
have with your friends today at work. The last thing
you can bring up is the drama that's going on
in the competitive eating world.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
There may have been a cheater at.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
The Nathan's hot Dog Yeah, teat that, Well, I wondered
the same question, Victoria. Let me tell you. So there's
a bunch of judges assigned to each eater, and they
end up counting how many hot dogs you eat based
off of the plates.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Each plate has five hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
So this guy, Nick Weary, was accused of cheating by
stealing other people's plates because when the time was done,
he'd eaten forty six point seventy five hot dogs. Meanwhile,
it was actually written in the final like tally that
he had eaten fifty.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Something, but didn't he still technically win fifty dogs. No,
he got fourth place. So he got fourth place.
Speaker 4 (52:23):
He cheated to fourth place because fifty is the magic
number for respect in the eating world. Oh, when it
comes to hot dogs, Yeah, the goal is always to
eat at least fifty to be respected. I was gonna say,
why cheat your way to fourth? I just wanted to
hit that fifty mark. So they're investigating the situation. Oh
like it said that he had Sorry, I got it now,
and that's what's trending.
Speaker 15 (52:45):
Jewbles dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (52:49):
Hello, Hey, was up?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (52:51):
Yes I do?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 13 (52:53):
So?
Speaker 8 (52:54):
I used to rent a room from my branch and they.
Speaker 19 (52:58):
Had two dogs and they always put them to sleep
on my side of the house because they didn't like
letting them out at night so they could go to
the bathroom. So they would force me to do it,
and so I got tired of doing that. So eventually
I started opening the kitchen door, like in the middle
of the night so the.
Speaker 8 (53:15):
Dogs would go inside the house. And like three or
four times the dogs took it in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Did you clean it up or leave it for them
to have a surprise?
Speaker 8 (53:26):
No, way, I left them for there for their morning surprise.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, you're like, I don't know how the dogs learned
open the door.
Speaker 8 (53:32):
Yeah, that's exactly what they would say.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
No worries, man, love you show Yeah you see man?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Bye right, thank you? Hello? Hey, hey, you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 7 (53:48):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 7 (53:50):
So about eighteen years ago.
Speaker 6 (53:53):
My current wife.
Speaker 18 (53:55):
We were dating at the time, getting ready to get engaged,
but her roommate was her brother fiance. He was in
the military and he was overseas and she was a
virgin them. They had been together a couple of times,
but she was concerned that she wasn't going to be
able to properly please him. So, being the nice guy
that I am, I said, hey, we can practice.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
You know, I have to make certain your your will.
Speaker 18 (54:19):
Experience still went on for about four to six months that, uh,
you know, as a proper human being that I am,
that I practiced with her to make certain that she
engaged in sexual activity.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
And oh, so you're a teacher.
Speaker 18 (54:31):
Basically, yes, yes, I wanted to make certain she was
well suited for her boyfriend fiance later when he came
back to the United States.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's nice of you. It's the little things that I do. Yeah,
so she's your wife now?
Speaker 7 (54:46):
No?
Speaker 18 (54:46):
No, no, no, my girlfriend is my wife now.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
My girlfriend at the time is now his wife. She
was the roommate of the girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
Situation. Yes too, she was my wife brother girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Wow. Okay, I got it. Wow, And you're probably never
going to tell that dirty little secret to him never ever.
It doesn't even exist beyond this. Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Alright, alright, take care
of Bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?
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